Free money numbers...morgage, payment, interest, save, invest, retire

Calculate numbers...morgage payment (house payment), interest, cost, payoff time.
finance a home (kar,gismo,etc)=banker talk for get a lone
loan types, refinance, xtra paements=save money and time.
Compound interest, inflation, investment return, annuities, kredit kards.
how much money yu need tu save tu retire.
future value of money.
Time span, date, kalandars, holidaes.
Convert units...length, area, volume, mass, time, energy, power, speed, etc.
make plots, grafs & charts

 1. Bi or Rent...compare kost tu rent flat with bi a hous (or kondo)               .
 2. loan types & banker terms
    banker talk...financial terms: amortization, conform, default, equity, forkloes                   .
    loan types=5/25, ARM, baloon, hybrid, jumbo, 2-step, interest only, option lone.
 3. get monthly paement tu pae off lone...100k, 30 yr, 6%: paement=599.55$/month
    pae skedyuel (amortizashun tabel)             .
 4. tabel av monthly paement for raenj av % interest & number yeers    .
 5. Will yu ever pae off a lone if yu pae xxx $/month? per week?        .
    Get balans ($ yu oe) after yu pae on morgage x yeers & y months
    wanna pae xtra x $/month from now on?
    wanna sell the morgage?  Konsolidate debts?  Dont no PMI?         .
    get revers morgage.
6 Variabel interest rate (ARM) kan save yu a lotta do .
7. max lone yu kan get, max hous yu kan bi .
8. compare 2 lones...how startup kosts affekt paement & total kost.
9. reel % interst wen banker add points & kloes kost tu lone
10. did yu forget 1 əv the 4 basik numbers bout a lone? get em heer .
    1. interest rate, 2. money yu borroed, 3. time span, 4. payment
11. if refinance morgage, how long tu offset refi cost? .
12. konvert normal lone tu biweeklee (pae evree 2 weeks)            .
    100,000$ lone, 30 yr, 6.22%...biweek save yu 27,028$ & 68 months
13. 1 xtra paement: save time & munee, paebak=4.6
pae xtra 100$/month from now on
wanna pae off morgage 10 yeers erlee?
14. munee tu time...how long tu ern pre tax money tu pae after tax spend.
15. inflation kut the value əv money: flate rate 1800 thru 2008=1.24 %/yeer.
16. compound interest, growth rate, effektiv interest rate
    10,000$, ern 8.5% kompounded evree month for 25 yeers...it gro tu 83,104$
    if hous pries trippel over 20 yeers, wot is yer rate av retern?
17. how money gro wen yu save & invest regular                                  .
    add x $/(month, week, yeer, wotever) & add in kompound interest.            .
18. 401k, 403b, 457...grate wae tu save money for wen yu retire.
19. plan tu retire.  how much $/month yu need tu save & invest
    want 1 milyun dollars in 30 yeers & ern 8.5%...yu gotta invest 962.12 $/month.
20. annuity...put up 100k$, ern 8.5%, yu take out 830.04$/month
21. Kredit Kard or revoling kredit...kost & how long tu pae off
22. misc...lone interest=3-5 % per MONTH
    kount koins, calculate  body mass index (bmi)
    luze wate...kount calories & werk off fat
    pae rate, wind chill, heet index, du point, tabel av elements
    kar...miles per dollar
23. how old R yu?
    calculate number daes tween 2 dates.  add daes,weeks, etc tu a date
    calculate dae-av-week, dae-av-yeer, time, due date, birth date, age
    calendar, kalander, calander, kalandar
    calculate time...add/subtrakt/multipli/divide daes/hours/minuts/sekonds.
24. Govt holidaes in yeer nn .
25. konvert length, area, volume, mass, time, energy, power, speed, temperature,force,etc
26. distance tween sitees in USA and round the globe .
27. find wate ("weight" in krat speek) on eech planet, density .
28. make plots, graf, charts...line, bar, polar, stakked, pie chart
29. calculate area .
30. sun, moon, & stars...distans, how brite, faze .
31. rule av 78...depreshiate asset or ruff interest kalkulate .
32. math: sum, averaej, median, calculater, fakters, GPA, prime numbers, quadratic
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program 1... kompare $/month kost tu rent or bi a home.
run program 1
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Sum sites start with "deside if it make financial sens tu bi or rent". That is the rong quesshun. A home is more emoshun than money sens. Others sae oen-yer-home is the amerikan dreem. It is ok tu dreem, but yu kant liv on dreems. Sum sites sae a home is an investment kauz yu bild "equity". Yu kan then make munee wen yu sell it or rent it out. This is hogwash. Yu dont bi tu make munee, yu bi tu hav a plaes tu liv. The storees bout the munee yu kan make R gratelee xaggerrated. The storees bout the hous is a botomless pit is closer, but overbloed. The reesuns tu bi R not gaejed in dollars & sents. The hous is a statement bout yu. Wen yu rent, yu R foot-lues & fansee-free...a vagabon. Wen yu oen, yu R upstanding pillar əv the kommunitee. Well, maby onelee an averaej joe hu aksept responsabilitee & werk hard for wot yu want. A hous require lots əv werk. If yu R not redee tu werk for it, dont duit. The werk starts on dae 1. Yu kan yuzyally find a plaes tu rent in a dae or 2. Tu find a home will take months. Yu kan oft du paperwerk tu rent in 3-4 hours. Tu bi a hous will take 1-3 months, just for the paperwerk. Landlord mae want munee up front for "sekerity deposit" & "kleening fee" & 1-2 months rent. Banker will want a down paement & so manee fees, no-won kan keep trak av em (klosing cost). Yu gotta be init for the long haul. Yu kant chaenj yer mind & walk awae. Big up-front kost require "komitment". The biggest advantage əv oen yer home: it is yers, yu oen it, yu kan du pretty much wot yu want at home...free, independent, proud. Wen yu bi, yu get rid əv the landlord. Yu get more freedom but more responsabilitee. Yu gotta du stuff landlord did. And werry bout all the problems that kan kum up. Most əv us hav the erj tu stae in won plaes, put down roots, join the naberhood. The hous is a simbel av stability, safety, maby even pride...home. Sum renters komplaen bout restrikshuns the landlord impose. Then em bi a hous in a homeoeners asoseeashun. Then em find out wot 1000 paejes əv restrikt look like. Look b4 yu leep. In NE kaes, yu gotta look at the cost bekauz yu gotta pae for wot yu want. Tu bi, yu gotta konvins a banker tu lone yu munee...get a morgage. The stuff yu gotta du tu get a morgage kum later. For now, assume yu kan get a morgage. The program calculate $/month kost əv oen-a-hous so yu kan kompare it tu rent-a-shak. Rent is kleerkut...yu giv landlord x $/month. Rent oft kuvers water/sewer/trash. It mae inklude other yutilitees. Hous cost...yu gotta pae for a lot more thangs... taxes & inshuer, more yutilitees, maentenans, upkeep, replaes, fix, impruev, kleen. And dont forget the morgage. Most hu bi, get a bigger plaes. If it kost more, dont dispaer, prepaer. Theer iz a lotta hipe in the media bout how yu kan save on Federal inkum tax bekauz yu kan dedukt the morgage interest & hous taxes. This depends on interest rates, how much money yu make, & how hi the lokal hous tax rate. Tu be werth NEthang, the itemized dedukt gotta be > standard dedukt. =9700$ for joint retern(2004). The median houshold inkum in US in 2001 (latest data from US sensus buro) was 42,228$/yeer. If that famlee got the max morgage em kan afford (program 7, output 2) hav perfekt kredit, dont hav NE other debt (& thus get the max-max morgage) Result depend on interest rate. In Mar 05 with 5.79% interest on 30 yeer lone, max lone=118,690$. Yu pae 6,832$ interest in yeer 1 (less in yeers 2-30). If yu liv in area with ski hi hous tax=2% əv hous value, hous tax=2,414$/yr. Interest+tax= 9,246$/yr. Not nuff tu itemize. Yu gotta hav 454+$ av other dedukts tu itemize dedukts & save money on fed inkum tax. Even if yu kan save with itemized dedukt, yu oenlee save a % əv how much yer dedukt is over 9,700$. If itemized dedukt =10,000$, yu save a wopping 75$. Wen interest rate is hi. In Feb 06, interest=6.25% on 30 yeer lone. Max lone=114,496$. Interest=7,692$, hous tax=2,330$. Sum=10,022$. Yu kan save 130$ on yer federal inkum tax. But from yeer 3 onward, the interest is tu small. No more save money bi itemizing dedukt. Remember, this assume yu liv in hi tax area, like Kalifornya or Nu York. Note...thees numbers assume yer down paement is <20% əv hous cost. This meen yu gotta pae xtra 0.5% interest for PMI (private morgage inshuer). So reel interest rate =6.25+.5=6.75% (hier % interest zampel). The top 20% inkum fat-kats hav median inkum=83,500$/yeer. Em kan save on fed inkum tax even at the lo 5.5% in april 2004. Em kan get a 240,649$ morgage. First yeer interest=11,914$, hous tax=4,359$ Em kan itemize dedukt & save 1,700$ on Federal inkum tax. In Feb 06, max lone=226,875$. Interest=15,240$, tax=4,577.5$. Sum=19,818$. Em save 2,889$ on fed inkum tax. Thus, deduktabel interest is a subsadee for the rich. note...banker oft kall the interest "finance charge". just tu konfuze yu. Theer R taels bout rent alwaes goes up evree yeer and yer morgage paement staes the same. This is banker proppaganda...him wanna make money bi sell yu $. The paement tu banker for interest + prinsapel is fixed. But eskro goes up evree yeer kauz taxes go up evree yeer...garanteed. Hous inshuer almost alwaes go up. The other kosts əv liv in a hous go up more or less same as jenral flate rate(inflation). Zampel...100,000$ lone at 5.5%, 30 yeer...pae tu banker=567.79$/month. eskro=208.33$/month. But if flate rate=5%/yr, in 30 yeers, eskroe= 899.99$/month...more than yu pae tu banker. Rent depend on suppli & demand. It mae go up, or down, or not. Bewaer əv "analysis" that sae yu kan sell the hous after 5 yeers at a big profit. Em sae hous pries go up 8%/yr...46.9% in 5 yrs. Sell 100k$ hous at 146,900$ minus maby 5000$ cost. Yu net 42,000$ profit. But yu only put up 2000$ down, so yu make 2000% profit. That is kalled leveraejed tu the hilt. Sounds grate. But theer R probs. Biggest hole iz...yu gotta find a plaes tu liv. So yu bi a nu hous. Pries iz as ski-hi as the won yu sold. Yu rolled over intu nu & bigger morgage fer nuther 30 yeers. All yu get outta it is bigger bills evree month. Du this a fyu times & sudden...yu R 45, get laed off...no job, no inkum. No hope yu will ever find a reel job...won that pae even 60% əv wot yu had yesterdae. Takes 2 yeers tu find job as a dishwasher. Bi then the banker took bak the hous, yu went bankrupt...lost evree thang. Base yer life on fanasee, die bi fanasee. Even bigger fanasee...interest onlee morgage. Folks looking for eezee wae tu get rich...gotu "seminar". Hukster sell yu on idea. Get morgage weer yu onlee pae the interest...not won dime tu pae down prinsapal. Yer monthlee paement is less. Yu hav more free money tu "invest". Him sae: put yer money intu more houses. All finansed same wae. Basik idea is hous "value" alwaes go up. So all yer "investments" in more houses alwaes sho a profit. If yu ever need NE $, yu kan sell won əv yer hord əv houses. This is an empire bilt əv plae kards. Wen the smallest wind kum, it blo down yer kard kassel. Yu go bellee up. Note this idea inkludes...yu gotta rent all em "propertees". Yu bekum a landlord over empier of 20 houses. Thank bout if yu wanna werree bout renters alwaes late paeing rent, alwaes komplaen bout evreethang bout the plaes em rent, legal hassels tu evikt nonpaers that go on & on in kort fer 5 yeers. The lawyers will bankrupt yu if the wind dont get yu first.


program 2, output 1=banker terms 
program 2, output 2=morgage types


program 3...calculate the paement tu banker tu pae off a lone(morgage).
calculate interest, total kost, balans, du date, payment skedyuel.
1.  calculate $/month tu paeoff a lone,simpel vershun
output 1b. get amotizashun tabel, xtra paements, printed output
2. pae 2 times a month insted əv evree month.
3. pae evree 2 weeks insted əv evree month.
4. pae evree week    insted əv evree month.
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   Program 3 calculate paement...$ per {month, week, biweek, ets}
Banker kall theis PI...pae off prinsapal & interest.  Part av eech paement
is interest on yer lone & part pae down the $ yu oe tu bank.
It dont inklude eskro.  Eskro is banker wae tu pae for hous taxes &
inshuer (TI).  If yu want a morgage, yu probablee gotta pae all 4=PITI.
(pitee)  For more detael, tri program 7.
   program 3 standard output...paement, interest, & kost=total $ yu pae.
   opshuns: 1. print numbers evree yeer...inkludes unpaed balans.
            2. print numbers evree month (week, biweek, ets)
            3. print paement skedyuel (amortizashun tabel).
            4. add xtra money with eech paement & see how much yu save.

    Note...$/month tu pae off lone is fixed, but eskro goes up evree
yeer bekaus hous taxes go up evree yeer & hous insurance oft go up tu.
   Prepay morgage=pae it off erlee.  Eezeest wae is tu send in xtra
$ with regular payment.  Nowadaes many yuz "prepay" tu meen refinance.
Legaly, wen yu refinance, yu pae off old morgage & get a nu won.
   Mortgage payoff=how much yu save wen yu send in xtra money with evree
paement.  Also called prepae morgage.  Tell puter wen & how much and
it calculate wen yu will payoff lone (morgage)...save money & months.
   Mortgage paebak=number dollars yu save for eech dollars xtra yu send in.
Kan be for a 1-time xtra paement or for regular evree month xtra $.
Puter has all thees & more & is willing tu squeel.
   Theer iz a lotta hipe bout a home as an investment.
        it iz 
Yu bi a home tu liv in & hope tu be happy.  Yu bi an investment tu sell
later & hope tu make a profit.  If yu tri tu sell yer home, weer yu
gonna liv?  Will yu be happy homeless?


program 4 calculate tabel of paement tu pae off a lone
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Kost av a lone depend on $ yu borro, interest rate, & how long til yu pae off lone. Yu kan save a lotta money with a shorter lone. For long term lones (such as morgage) shorter lone hav sumwot less interest rate. As əv 12 Jan 07: 30yr lone=6.21%, 15yr lone=5.96% 100K$ 30 yr morgage...6.21%, paement=613.12$/month, kost=220,721$ 15 yr 5.96% 841.70 151,505$ diff 0.25% 228.58 69,216$ Reelter probablee will warn yu tu NOT get 15 yr lone. Her will sae it put yu at risk if yu luze job or hav big medikal bills...yu mae hav prob make hous paement. The wae round this is tu get 30 yr lone, but evree month send in dollars for a 15 yr lone. Then if yu ever hav munee probs, yu kan send in less money for a wile. Other chois...bi then yu redused the balans so yu kan refi & get a smaller lone & thus smaller paement. Aft 5 yrs paeing like a 15-yr lone, balans=76,308$. Yu paed off 23,692$. Dont that feel good? Du yuno better wae tu save 4,845 $/yeer?

     program 5.  will yer paement ever pae off the lone?
1. will payment=x $/month or $/week pae off a lone?
2. get balans; pae xtra tu pae off lone erlee      
3. wanna sell yer morgage?
4. Konsolidate many debts intu 1 "eezee pae"
5. home equity lone or sekond morgage     
6. PMI=private morgage insure       
7. revers morgage...get x $/month outta hous 
8. interest kompound til due date...then him pae it off
9. kompare 30 yeer & 15 yeer lones  
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   program 6    Variabel interest rate lones (ARM)=cheepest thang in town
part 1...calculate variabel interest rate lone (ARM)
part 2...calculate paement skedyuel (amortizashun tabel)
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Puter calculates numbers 2 waes: 1. % interest stae at the (very lo) start rate. 2. % interest go up at max rate set in lone papers. ARM (Adjustabel Rate Morgage) has loest interest rate əv NE lone. As əv 15 Apr 04, for 1 yeer arm (% fixed for first yeer), if yu hav the best kredit, yu pae 3.69%. In retern, yu aksept the risk interest rate mae go up & yer paement mae go up tu. Program got tu big...puter kant handel it. So me kut it in 2 parts. part 1=most opshuns part 2=make paement skedyuel (amortizashun tabel) The maen prob with ARMs is folk hu bi em kauz it iz the onlee wae em kan make this months paement. Em dont thank bout the fyucher kauz em liv hand-tu-mouth alredee. Em just hav a vaeg hope thangs will get better sumdae. ARMs hav the loest interest rate. Its theer onlee hope. ARMs had a lotta probs in the erlee yeers, so the Fed govt steped in an imposed rules on the bankers. The rules sae banker gotta tell yu bout the "terms". This meens him gotta menshun all the vareebels and tell yu how him pute the numbers. ARMs hav a lot more vareebels than a "standard" fixed rate lone. Sins the interest rate varee, him gotta sae how oft, how much, how kum, & spesifi limits. Normal...theer is a start time pereeod wen stuff is fixed...paement & interest. Normal=6 months tu 1 yeer. Then thangs chaenj. The % interest gotta be based on sumthang. Normal=it is based on sum tipe av lone, yuzually on a lone INDEX. Most kommun index nowadaes is US fed govt 1-yeer "bill". This is a govt IOU. Bankers thank unkel Sam is good risk, so him pae the loest % in town. The BASE is the thang (index) the banker yuz. The MARGIN is the dif tween the base & wot banker charj yu. Next, banker gotta sae how oft him calculate nu % interest. Norm=6 months or 1 yeer. Then theer R kaps. Kaps R limits tu how much yu gotta pae...max size əv chaenjes (eech won & max for the life əv the lone). Ex...step max mae be 1/2%=max him kan up the interest rate eech time. Life time max interest mae be 10%. If interest rate go up (99% əv the time), yu mae hafta pae more $/month. Hier % meen yu pae more money tu interest & less tu pae off lone. If % get tu hi, yer paement mae not kuver the interest. So banker tell yu tu pae more $/month. Papers from banker gotta spell out the rules bout how him duit. In sampel belo, paement dubbels from 460$ tu 853$.

program 7...Calculate max money (dollars) yu kan borro/max morgage yu kan get
1. calculate max morgage, simple vershun
2. calculate max morgage, banker vershun
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Hous-poor...yu R deep in debt...on the verj əv go tu poor hous. (nowadaes kalled homeless), bankrupt, bellee up, broke & tied in nots. Yu stretched evreethang tu the limit tu get the max morgage yu kood... the most spensiv hous yu kan (maby) pae for. Then kame kid 1. At wons, yu spend 30% more but wife had tu quit her job, so inkum go down 30%. Now yu skrape penees tu tri tu keep the banker at bae. Yu R behind on paements, maxed out 20 kredit Kards, debts keep groing like mad, krediters bang on yer door at nite. Kids hungree. Kid 5 weers hand-me-downs from 2, 3, & 4. Kids trash the hous faster than yu kan kleen up behind em. Draen baked up, but yu kant afford tu kall a plumber. The inside əv yer 13-yr old kar looks like shit kauz 6 kids and 2 dogs luv tu bouns on the seets. kid 1 wines kauz yu wont bi him an 80,000$ Mersaedeez (106,708.83$ with interest...yuz program 3...yer a poor risk & gotta pae ski hi interest). Orthodontist tri tu kollekt 8000$ yu oe him for the uglee braeses on kid 3. Hit man from lone shark thretin tu du nonnamed dismemberment tu non spesified bodee parts. All bekauz yu HAD tu impress yer nabers. Was it werth it? Yer kall.


    program 8...compare 2 lones, how it affekt paement, kost, interest
output 1...kompare kosts əv start lone konditions
output 2...kompare lone length (time span) kosts
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Calculate paement & kost for 2 similar lones (from 2 dif bankers). This adds kloesing kosts tu lone bekaus if yu pae kosts outside the lone, yu reduce savings that kood ern interest... the interest yu forgo is a kost. Approx bekauz interest on savings < interest on lone.


    program 9...Get effektive interest rate əv points & kloes kosts
Output 1... banker sho  kosts
Output 2... banker hide kosts
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program 10...Find the missing number...1 əv 4
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4 numbers define a lone...1=% percent interest (interest rate) 2=$ borroed (balans) 3=lone length=time span=yeers & months ("duration" in banker-speek) 4=paement ($/month, week, etc). If yuno 3, puter kan calculate the other. Ther R 4 waes tu duit.

  output 1...calculate percent interest
  output 2...calculate money borroed or balans yet tu pae
  output 3...calculate time tu pae off morgage (lone)
  output 4...calculate paement tu pae off lone

Suppose yu R 10 yr intu a 30yr lone & wanna retire in 10 yeers. But yu want tu pae off morgage bi then... 10 yeers erlee. First yu need tuno the balans yu oe on the lone. Maby yu lost the amortizashun tabel yeers ago & the bank wont giv yu the time əv dae. 1. Won wae is yuz prog 1 tu print the sked & look at the 10 yr point. 2. program 5, output 2 will giv balans due after paeing fer sum time. 3. Or if yu want, yu kan duit heer...output 2. Output 2 is fer wen yu dont no how much yu borroed. We trik it tu giv the money yu oe now... tell it lone has 20 yeers tu go. Program look at it like a nu lone & giv yu how much yu gotta borro now...i.e. money yu oe now. Anser=83,686$. note...this duit diff from program 5, but ansers onlee differ bi 0.16$. Next, run output 4 tu get $/month tu pae off lone in 10 yeers. Anser=929.08$/month. Yu now pae 599.55$/month, so yu gotta pae xtra 329.53$/month tu pae off lone in half the time. program 3, output 1 (print balans) program 5, output 1 (chek paement) program 5, output 2 (get balans)


program 11...Refinance a lone (at loer interest rate)
Yuz smaller interest rate tu cut paement or paeoff lone erlee.
output 1 refinans morgage, calculate how long tu pae off kloes kosts
output 2 refinans morgage, wot % need tu offset kosts in 2 yeers
output 3 refinans morgage, yuz loer % interest tu pae off lone erlee
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Yu R badder off til yu pae off the refi kost. Aft that yu R ahed. Results depend most on dif in interest rate & how big the kosts. Make shuer yu hav akkurate kost numbers from reliabel banker b4 yu duit. If it take > 2 yeers tu pae off kosts, dont duit.

   
    program 12...Konvert $/month paement tu $/(2 weeks)...biweekly
Output 1 calculate numbers for a raenj əv yeers
Output 2 calculate how much yu kood save on a nu lone
Output 3 calculate how much y kan save on old lone yu ben paeing on
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Yu kan save money & time if yu konvert morgage tu biweeklee. This meen yu pae banker evree 2 weeks insted əv evree month. Puter calculate how fast yu paeoff morgage & how much yu save. Kan be big buks. WARNING... Beware əv krooks hu send junk mael saeing em will duit fer yu for onlee 179.9999$. Most bankers chaenj theer papers free. A greedee banker mite charj 25$. Maby a fone kall will duit in 10 minutes. Biweekly paements...Divide $/month bi 2 & send in that number evree 2 weeks. But yu pae 26 times/yeer. So $/yeer is like 13 month paements...yu pae more eech yeer. But yu pae off lone erlee & save big buks on interest. Note...make shuer banker will kredit yer akkount wen the money kum. Yu redues balans after 2 weeks & thus pae less interest unless banker kant handle NE chaenj tu his rigid skedyuel. Warning...warning...warning...theer R krooks & then theer R legal krooks. Legit firms setup an in-hous "eskroe" akkount tu put yer money in. Then em send the banker the regular paement eech month, but onlee if hav nuff money in this "eskroe" akkount. But em takeout the "fee" əv 179.99999$ up front. Exampel...yu pae 600$/month on morgage. Send em 300$ 2 times. Em subtrakt 179.99$ & 2% fee. Akkount has 408$. Em waet til yu send paement 3...akkount now has 702$. So em send 600$ monthlee paement after 6 weeks+time fer em tu duit+time for maelman tu get money tu banker. Paement is 15 daes late...beyond the 10 dae graes period. Banker tells all kredit plaeses yu was late. Yer kredit is ruened. And it is legal. The "firm" did wot it sed it wood. If yer banker wont chaenj yer morgage tu biweek, duit yerself. setup yer "eskroe" akkount (maby a separate akkount, but it kan be just in yer mind). If yu put in money evree 2 weeks per the formula & send money tu banker evree month, yu akumulate the excess in the spesel akkount. Yu kan then send in the exsess wenever yu feel like it as a xtra paement. Be shuer tu mark it so banker no it is tu be yuzed onlee tu redues balans. Dont wanna konfyuze banker. Him fyuzed nuff without help. Even simpler...send in xtra money with eech paement. If yu send in 600$/month tu banker (prinsapel+interest part onlee), 1 xtra paement= 600$=50$/month. So send in xtra 50$ with eech monthlee paement. Get almost same result as biweeklee pae. Run program 5, output 2 tu see how xtra money evree month will pae off lone erlee & save interest. run program 5,output 2

   
  program 13...send banker 1 xtra paement əv x$ & see how much yu save
calculate how much yu save if yu send in 1 xtra paement on morgage
how much yu save with xtra x $/month 
spesifi nu time span, how much xtra per month? 
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If yu send banker xtra $, yu save money & months. How much depends on interest rate & how many months yu hav left on lone. Tipikal paeoff=2.3 tu 1.


program 14...wen yu bi sumthang, yu spend after-tax dollars
   reel kost is how long yu gotta werk tu pae taxes & the munee yu spend
calculate how long tu werk tu ern nuff munee tu bi stuff  
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save $ for down pae on hous, bi a kar, other big spend.


   program 15...flate rate (inflation) the value əv money go down all the time
output 0  rule av 70 or 68=num yeers tu kut dollar in half
output 1  calculate past inflation, 1 yeer 
output 2  calculate past inflation tween 2 yeers
output 3  calculate how fyucher inflation ups prieses
output 4  make tabel əv how fyucher inflation make prieses go up
output 5  calculate how inflation degrade value əv a buk

 klik heer tu get raw data
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Cost əv living numbers for past yeers kum from Federal Reserv Bank at Minneapolis (numbers for 1800 intu 2008). Last 12 months data from Buro əv Laber Stats. A dollar in the hand is werth 2$ 5 yeers from now (or 6 yrs, or...). This is the time value av munee. A dollar now is alwaes werth more than a dollar in the fyucher. The present value əv fyucher munee is same as the value əv yer money x yeers in fyucher with flate rate=x%...yuz output 5 tu calculate present value. Diff wae tu look at it...present value is based on how much a streem əv munee (inkum) is werth...see program 20 (annuity).


   program 16...Kompound interest make yer pile-o-doe gro
output 0 rule av 72           
output 1 calculate how compound interest make munee gro
output 2 if hous pries trippel in 20 yeers, wot %/yeer?
output 3 tabel əv how kompound interest gro
output 4 calculate effective interest rate
output 5 plot how money gro from kompound interest
output 6 different % retern eech yeer          
output 7 invest return, bi/sell. NE time frame 
output 8 bond yield tu maturity         
output 9 tax free effektiv interest rate
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Yu start with x dollars in saving or investment. It get interest or ernings. It groes from kompound interest onlee (yu dont add more $). Or sumthang go up in pries...wot %/yeer? Puter calculate all.

   
  program 17...add x $/(yeer, quarter, month, etc) & add kompound interest
1. save & gro x $/month, yeer, etc
1b.start IRA erlee tu save nuff tu retire
1c.add x $/month, then y $/month, z...   
2. calculate tabel tu sho how save money gro 
3. how much tu save regular tu hav as much as yu want
4. taxes kut yer effektiv return
5. flate rate kut intu how yer munee gro
6. taxes + flate rate kan kill yu...almost no return
7. add x $/month but kompound 1 time a yeer
8. plot how munee gro wen yu add x $/month
9. nonregular add tu invest akkount...find averaej retern
10.output 10. wot % retern do yu need?  
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   program 18...401k, 403b, 457 plans...grate wae tu save & gro money
calculate how yer 401 munee will gro
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save money for tu retire on yer pile-o-doe. Similiar tu IRA in that yer munee gro tax deferred til yu take out money (assumed tu be wen yu retire). The kumpanee takes out the munee, so yu never see it, so yer not tempted tu spend it. From the storees yu heer, this must be a big deel for minee. 401k and its kuzins hav this going fer em... 1. Em redues yer taxes evree yeer. Evree dollar yu put intu the 401k kuts the pre-tax inkum on the form yu get from the Kumpanee at 1040 time. 2. The money gro tax deferred. This meens yu delae paeing taxes on the ernings (interest) yer munee gets til yu take it out (wen retired). 3. Yu kan put more money intu a 401k than intu an IRA (13,000$ in 2004). 4. The kumpanee mae add xtra $s tu yer akkount (kumpanee match). The biggest prob is...the "plan" gotta be offered bi the kumpanee yu werk for. Onlee half əv full-time werkers in US werk for rite kumpanee. If yu dont werk for rite kumpanee, tuff beens. The program assumes yu will hav a job with good pae for as long as yu want. It assumes yu will retire wen yu want...not wen foersed tu. In tudaes werld this is rather optamistik. In the reel werld, yu R likely tu be laed off at aej=45 & never agin hav a reel job. Yu will be foersed tu take NE job yu kan get & aksept wotever em pae yu. Yu gotta liv yeers at a time wen yu dont hav NE inkum tu speek av. Sum geeks hav a program that ask yu how fast yer fyucher kumpanee pae will go up. This is so outraejus, it is silly. It dont hav NE konnekt tu the reel werld...we kant even predikt IF we will hav a job next yeer...let alone wich state the next temp job will be in.


   program 19...tu save & gro nuff money tu liv on wen yu retire
1. simpel ...want 1,000,000$?, calculate $/month yu need tu save 
2. komplex...calculate how much money yu will need tu liv in stile
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Will yu hav nuff money tu retire? or fer NE big fyucher spend? Tell puter how much yu hav now, wot yu wanna hav. Puter calculate $/month yu gotta save.


  program 20...annuity...wen yu retire, take out fixed $/month
1. yu put up 100,000$, how much $/month kan yu get out for life
2. yu want x$/month for life; how much munee du yu hafta put up?        
3. take out x$/month for nn yeers        
4. yu put up 100,000$ (or wotever), want munee for nn yeers
5. make tabel... paement yu get out for raenj əv % and yeers
6. calculate how long yer munee will last      
7. take out more $ eech yeer tu match flate rate 
8. get % retern from yer annuity         
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Yu hav a pile-av-doe saved up. Time tu retire so yu wanna liv on it. Yu wanna no how much $/month paeout yu kan take out & hav it last n yeers. This is similar tu bi an annuity from an inshuer kumpanee. Em will sae how much $/month based on how much money yu put up, how old yu R, wot % retern em spekt tu get bi investing yer munee, the paeout opshun yu sine up fer, how much profit em wanna make, how big theer spenses R, $ em set aside as a rezerv tu kuver possible probs, etc. Yu kan be yer inshuer kumpanee. Avoid the hassels, take all the profit, no kosts, & yu kan chaenj yer mind NE time yu want. Sum progesser tipes konsider an annuity tu be the present value əv fyucher munee. Em sae it is the money yu gotta put up tudae tu get a stedee streem əv money kummin in evree month. So all the fyucher money yu get is now werth x$...how much yu gotta put up tudae. output1...tell it how old yu will be wen yu thank yu will want regular inkum. program gets yer how-long-tu-liv from IRS yunisex tabel (pub 590, appendix C). output2...Yu want x $/month out, puter calculate money yu gotta put up. output3...tabel əv $/month yu kan take out for raenj əv % retern & # yeers out.


  Program 21...lone such as kredit card or revolving kredit
1. calculate how long tu pae off kredit kard
2. how much a lone kost yu                  
3. kost if banker let yu skip 1 paement     
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Averaej Amerikan houshold Kredit kard debt is 9205$ (2004, from bankrate.com) 185 milyun famlees in US hav 1+ kredit kards. (hard tu beleev sins US govt sae theer R 75.6 mil famlees in USA). averaej interest rate=(11.2% tu 18.9%, depend on hu yu beleev) 24% av spend is on a kk or debit kard. 20% hav maxed out all theer KK's. 40% av Amerikan famlees spend more than em ern. averaej famlee KK interest=(83 tu 125 $/month, depend on hu yu beleev) banks in Amerika send out 5.3 bilyun kard offers/yeer. US census buro sae US hav 111.3 milyun "housholds" in 2003 (but oenlee 75.6 mil famlees). this impli 48 kredit kard offers per "houshold". How long tu pae off KK debt if yu stop charjing & pae min dollars evree month? Standard rule...min pae=bigger(10$, 2% əv balans). But yer KK kumpanee mae hav diff rules. Test run for 7000$ at 15% took 35 yr, 10 months tu pae off. Sum test runs stopped at 50 yeers & never paed off.


Program 22...misc
1. lone interest rate=3-5%/month, get payment
2. Add up all the dollars bills & koins yu hav 
3. calculate bmi body mass index          
4. luze wate, kount calories, bern off fat
5. pae rate from/tu $/hr, dae, week, month, yeer
6. calculate wind chill                   
7. calculate heet index                  
8. calculate dew point (water kondens)   
9. periodic tabel av elements            
10. calculate miles per dollar            
11. kompare kost av 2 kars                
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Thats rite folks...in most əv Aesya, Afrika, & latin Amerika, most folk & small biz gotta pae 5%/month on a lone. Onlee royaltee & big biz kan get a "normal" lone bi west standards. A "professhunal" mite get 3%/month.


program 23...get number daes tween 2 dates (or add daes tu date)
0 . calculate how old yu R...# daes, # yeers, ets
1.  calculate num daes tween 2 dates
1b. calculate num werk daes tween 2 dates
2.  add daes tu a date...get nu date  
3.  calculate num daes til yer big date kum
4.  calculate dae-av-week for NE date ex=birthdate
5.  calculate dae-av-yeer & week-av-yeer for NE date
6.  calculate how old yu R on earth, Mars, planet x
7.  make a 1-month erth kalendar
8.  make a 1-yeer erth kalendar
9.  calculate time...add,subtract, multiply,divide...month, dae, hr, min, sekonds
10. calculate werk hours: start tu end eech werk dae 
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Theer iz a site on the web tu get a birth date wen yuno die date and how old wen him died. Yu kan du that heer...yuz output 2 and input negative numbers for yeers, months, & daes. Tu be akkurate, yu gotta no all 3.


Program 24...get govt holidaes in yeer=nn
calculate wen fed govt shut down for yeer=n
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******** sampel prog 24, output 1 program 24, output 1...Kount holidaes in 1 yr Mon 5 Sep 2005 at 06:262005 kount holidae dae date 1 nu yeers dae Mon 3 Jan 2005 2 blak god dae Mon 17 Jan 2005 3 Washington birthdae Mon 21 Feb 2005 4 Memmoreeal dae Mon 30 Mae 2005 5 Independent dae Mon 4 Jul 2005 6 Laber dae Mon 5 Sep 2005 7 Kolumbus dae Mon 10 Oct 2005 8 Veterans dae Fri 11 Nov 2005 9 Thanksgiving Thurs 24 Nov 2005 10 Christmass Mon 26 Dec 2005


program 25...konvert units...length, area, volume, mass, time, enerjee, power, speed
 1  konvert length & distans,units=angstrom, inch, foot, meter, mile, lite-yeer, etc
 1a konvert foot&inch tu/from cm          
 1b obsolete english lengths...fathom,hand,leeg,palm,rod,rope,etc 
 2  convert area   ...square mile, aker, foot, meter
 3  konvert volume ...cc, liter, gallon, barrel       
 3b get tin kan size (volume & wate)          
 4  convert mass   ...owns, pound, slug, ton, kg 
 5  konvert time   ...sekond, minute, our, dae, week, month, yeer
 5b add yeers+months+weeks+daes+....get # seks, # min, #hrs...   
 6  convert energy ...btu, kw-hr, therm, ft-lb, erg,gas,tnt,erth quake, a-bomb, meteor hit
 7  konvert power  ...kw, watt, btu/hr, hoerspower  
 8  convert speed  ...mph, ft/sec, km/hr, nots, lite speed
 9  konvert temperature... farenheit & Sentigrade            

 10 convert numbers tween desimal, binary, oktal,hex
 11 konvert force (foers) dyne, poundal, nueton, kip
 12 convert pressure..paskal, kg/m2, bars, psi, inch
 13 konvert density                    
 14 convert volume flo rate            
 15 konvert mass flo rate              
 16 convert angles                     
 16bconvert angles tu desimal degree  
 17 konvert angel speed (angular)      
 18 angel accelerashun   (angular)     
 19 convert gas mileaej               
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program 26...calculate strate line distance tween 2 points on erth
output 1 calculate distance tween sitees in USA
output 2 calculate distance round the werld
output 3 latitude & longitude...get distance
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program 27...calculate wate (weight in krat-eez), density
output 1 calkulate wate on moon, Mars, Venus, other planets
output 2 calkulate density                 .
output 3 density əv kommon stuff       .
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program 28...make plots
output  1  plot a math formula
output  2  pole plot əv trig funkshuns
output  3  line plot 
output  4  line plot, form input
output  4b line plot, 2 kervs
output  4c 1 bar chart + 1 lineplot
output  4d plot 1 yeer av data     
output  5  bar chart  
output  6  step chart 
output  7  floeting bar charts
output  7b min/max plot (graf,chart)
output  7c stok pries plot...lo/kloes/hi (graf,plot)
output  8  staked bar charts
output  9  side-bi-side bar charts
output 10  pie  charts (graf or plot)
output 11  1 yeer plot               
output 12  plot up tu 6 yeers        
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program 29...calculate area
output 1 calculate area əv simpel shapes
output 2 calculate area əv nonregular polygon
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program 30...star brite, distans
1. star briteness (apparent magnitude)
2. star distans
3. star absolute magnitude
4. moon faze, full moon time
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program 31...rule av 78 (depresheeate or ruff interest)
1. output 1=depresheeate kar or other asset
2. output 2=pae off lone bi rule av 78     

program 32...math programs 0. output 0=sort sum numbers 1. output 1=numbers: sum, average, median, max 2. output 2=grade point average 3. output 3=persent 4. output 4=kalkulater 5. output 5=find fakters in integer number 5b.output 5b=kommon fakters av 2 numbers 6. output 6=is it a prime number? 6b.output 6b=all primes in a range 7. output 7=solv quadratik equashun 8. output 8=line=x & y points 8b.output 8b=2 strate lines intersekt 8c.output 8c=distans from point tu line 9. output 9=werk tugether & get dun faster 10.output 10=geometrik meen av reel numbers 11.output 11=math expreshun 12.output 12=kalk math formula


for tek geeks
pi=3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

if yu thank yu kan gage NEthang in reel werld tu 50 digits, yu got a nut lues. ************ Theer R 29.53059 daes tween 2 full moons Averaej yeer is 365.237998 daes...from start əv spring tu next time. =31,556,563 sekonds this is "solar" daes=sun daes=from noon tu noon (relative tu sun) From this yu kan predikt wen eester kum...but cherch bosses got theer wae based on outta date astronomee as əv 1200. Em R rong 2% əv time. ************
The sun puts out 3.8*1026watts. It bern 4.2*10**9 kg/sec tu duit. It konvert mass tu lite & radiate it awae, so its gon, gon, gon. Less mass meen less gravity, so planets muve awae from sun. Erth muve out bout 1 meter/100 yeers. ************ Yuniversal konstants... G=Nutons gravity konstant=6.6742*10-11 (meter^3)/kg-sec^2 h=planks konstant =6.6260693*10-34 juel-sec c=speed əv lite =299,792,458 meter/sec (govt define this as exact) TOP | prior