wise old sayings, famous quotes, jokes, adage, proverbs
Amerikan slang
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01 1. 1 dae at a time
2. 1 dog bark, 100 dogs bark at the bark (Chineez)
3. 1 for the munee, 2 for the sho, 3 tu get redee, 4 tu go
4. 1 man tell a lie; 100 repeet it as the gospel
5. 1 man with keraej is a majoritee (Andru Jaksun)
6. 1 man's trash in nuther man's treshuer
7. 1 minut with a wise man is better than 10 yeers study. (Chineez)
8. 1 moment mad kan bring 100 daes əv sorro (Chineez)
9. 1 pikcher is werth 1000 werds
10. 1 rotted appel spoil the hole barrel
11. 1 small step for 1 man, 1 giant leep for mankind (Neel Armstrong, 20 July 1969)
12. 1 step at a time
13. 1 teech is gooder than 2 books
14. 1 tudae is werth 2 tumorros (Ben Franklin)
15. 1+1=2 (math)
1+1=11 (Biz)
16. 2b or not 2b (tu be or not tu be)
17. 2 eers, 1 mouth...yu shood listen 2 times as much as yu speek (Epictetus)
18. 2's kumpanee, 3's a krowd
b. 2's kumpanee, 3's a party
19. 2 heds R better than 1
20. 2 kan liv as cheep as 1, and oft hafta
21. 2 kan liv as cheep as 1 if both hav full time reel jobs + helth kare
22. 2 kinds əv lite...the glo that sho, & the glare that skare (hide) (James Thurber)
23. 2 reesuns...good reesun & reel reesun (Tom Karliel, 1830)
24. 2 rongs dont make a rite
25. 2 saddest werds..."if oenlee" (Mersaedees Lakkee)
26. 2 sides tu a quesshun...mi side & the rong side (Oskar Levant, 1940)
27. 2 soon old, 2 late wise
28. 2 thangs tu aem for...1. get wot yu want, 2. like wot yu get (Logan P Smith, 1931)
29. 2 thangs tu giv yer kids...roots, wings (Hodding Karter)
30. 2 theerees bout how tu argu with a woman. Neether werk.
31. 2 tradjedees...1. yu dont get wot yu want
2. yu du get wot yu want (Jorj B Shaw)
32. 2 waes tu look at life...nuthang is a mirakel, evreetang is (A Einstein)
33. 3 evils ...boredum, vise, need (Voltare)
34. 3 freends...old wife, old dog, redee munee (Ben Franklin)
35. 3 hard thangs...steel, diamond, tuno self (Ben Franklin)
36. 3 ingreedents...lerning, erning, yerning (Christofer Marlee)
37. 3 kinds əv lies...lies, dam lies, & stats (Ben Disraeli)
38. 3 mae keep a sekret if 2 R ded (Ben Franklin)
39. 3 R's=reedin, ritein, rithmatik (1828)
40. 3 sheets tu the wind...old saeler talk for put up max kanvas tu katch the wind
41. 3 sides tu a story...mi side, yer side, the truth
42. 3 staejes in a mans life
1. beleev in Santa Klauz, 2. dont beleev, 3. be Santa
43. 3 staejes tu life...
1. mi dad kan wip yer dad, 2. dad dont no nuthang, 3. mi old man yuzed tu sae...
44. 3 thangs kant hide... luv, pregnant, ride a kamel (Arab)
45. 3 thangs ruen a man...power, munee, & a woman (HST)
46. 3 thangs tu avoid: strange dog, flood, and man hu thank him wise. (Welsh)
47. 3 tipes əv thangs...1.it dont werk, 2.it brake down, 3. lost, kant find it (Russel Baker)
48. 3 waes tu suffer life...ignore it, filosofee, religjun (Charles Kolton, 1800)
49. 3 waes tu tell if yer getting old...1. lost memree, 2... (I forget), 3 wot was zat?
50. 3 yuniversal morals...wisdum, kompasshun, keraej (Konfusus, 500bc)
51. yu need 3 thangs in this werld...luv, werk, hope
52. 4 aeses short əv a dek
53. 4 F's...fite, flee, feed, fuk (kontroled bi hypothalamus kording tu sikolojists)
54. 4-flusher=krook
55. 4 korners əv the erth
56. 4 thangs yu kant take bak...arro, lost opportunity, past life, spoke werd (Arab)
57. 6 əv 1 and Half duzen əv the other
58. 6 kees tu sukses...sinseer, integrity, humility, kerteeus, wise, charity (Will Menniger)
59. wemen want 6 thangs: that husband be brave, wise, rich, jenerus,
obae wife, & good in bed (Chauser, 1380)
60. 7 reesuns...chans, nacher, kompulshun, habit, reesun, passhun, want (Aristotel)
61. 7 yeers bad luk...old superstishun from Rome that brake mirrer=7 yrs bad luk
62. 9 dae wunder=sensashun or skandal that suen die down (Chauser, 1374)
63. 10 hu speek make more nois than 10,000 silent (napoleon, 1800)
64. 12 fine qualities dont make up for lak əv munee
65. 30 peeses av silver=pries av treesun or trikeree
from story av Judus get 30 koins tu betrae Jesus
66. 35 is a good aej. London is full əv wemen hu ben 35 for yeers & yeers (Oskar Wild)
67. 40 is the aej wen woman stop pat self on bak & pat the chin insted.
68. 40 winks=short nap
69. 43% av statistiks is invented
70. 50% əv yu-all R belo averaej
71. if yu hav 50-50 chaens tu get it rite, yu hav 90% chans tu get it rong
72. 90% əv adults R onest & hard werking.
its the louzee other 2% that giv us a bad name, but we elekted em (Lily Tomlin)
73. 90% əv men kiss the wife goodbi wen em leev the hous
the rest kiss the hous goodbi & never retern tu wife
74. 800 pound gorilla...the biggest, meenest, tuffest, ruffest sun-av-a-gun
75. 1000 freends is nun tu spare. 1 foe=yu meet him evreeware.(Ralf W Emersun)
76. 64,000$ quesshun=grand pries=top, most bestest
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02. a1...=first klass, the best, in good shape, cheked & all probs fixed
03. an appel a dae keep the dokter awae (Ben Franklin ???)
see also...appel
04. a b...
1. a bird in the hand is werth 2.718281828459045 in the bush
2. a bird in the hand is better than 1 overhed
3. a bird in the hand is messy
4. a bird in the hand kan be messee
5. a biz that make oenlee munee, is poor (Henri Ford)
6. a bolt outta the blue (sumthang suprized yu)
7. a book is a book, even wen nuthang init (Jorj Biron)
05. a c...
1. a chaen is no stronger than its weekest link
2. a chicken in evree pot (kampaen slogan...symbol for prosperitee)
3. a chip off the old blok=like father, like sun
06. a d...
1. a dae late & a $ short
2. a dae without sunshine is...nite
3. a diamond in the ruff
4. a diamond is forever
5. a dish fit for gods
6. a divided hous kant stand
7. a drop in the bukket (not neer nuff)
8. a drowning man will klutch at a straw (Tom More, 1500)
07. a f...
1. a faes oenlee a mother kan luv
2. a father is a treshuer, brother a konfort, freend is both (Ben Franklin)
3. a fens make good naber
4. a fish outta water
5. a fli in the ointment (drug maker shop dirtee...go elsweer)
08. a fool
1. a fool and his munee R suen parted (J Bridges, 1587)
2. a fool is born evree minut
3. a freend in need is a freend indeed
4. a fyu beers short av a 6-pak [hes dum]
4. a fyu germs never hert NE-won
4. a fyu klowns short av a serkus [hes dum]
09. a g...
1. a gentel werd open iron gate
2. a gie took a girl for a drive and terned intu a motel
10. a good...
1. a good drunk mae not be a good bartender (Jim Bishop)
2. a good exampel is the best sermon
3. a good man is hard tu find
4. a good man kan be alone in a krowd (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
11. 1. a groeing man liv a dogs life (Koleman Kox)
2. a grudge is hevee tu karree
12. a h...
1. a hart as big as Texas
2. a handful əv paeshens is werth more than a bushel əv braens (Dutch)
b owns əv paeshens is werth a pound əv braens
3. a helthee mind in a helthee bodee (juvenal)
4. a hoers av a different koler
5. a hous divided kant stand (Abe Linkoln)
6. a hukster is born evree sekond
13. a job...
1. a job in hand is werth 100,000,000 on the web
2. a job werth duing is werth duit good
14. a k...
1. a kamel is a hoers dezined bi a kommittee (Alex Isigonis)
2. a kandel keep its lite wen it lite nuther kandel
3. a karpenter is noed bi his chips
4. a kid from guvt skuel is nonlerned (Jorj Santayana)
5. a kleer konshens is werth more than welth
6. a klosed mouth gather no flies
7. a klosed mouth gather no feet; a klosed mind gather all feet
15. a l...
1. a laber av luv
2. a legend in his mind [joke]
3. a legend in his time [original]
4. a lerned mind kan thank on an idea without aksept it (Aristotel)
5. a lie flie round the werld b4 truth kan put on its pants (Winston Churchil)
6. a life full av mistakes is more yuzeful than a life duin nuthan (Jorj B Shaw)
16. a littel...
1. a littel bird told me (sekret soers)
2. a littel lerning is danjerus (Alex Pope, 1710)
3. a littel lerning is danjerus but a lotta ignorans is just as bad (Bob Edwards)
4. a littel rebelyun now & then is good (Tom Jeffersun)
17. a man...
1. a man after mi hart
2. a man av fyu werds (strong silent tipe)
3. a man gotta du wot a man gotta du
4. a man gotta du wot a man gotta du & woman du the rest (Ronda Handsum)
5. a man hav 100$, yu leev him 2$, that is how tu subtrakt (Mae West)
6. a man hu is his lawyer hav a fool for a klient
7. a man hu never made a mistake never made NE-thang
8. a man in pashun ride a mad hoers (Ben Franklin)
9. a man in the hous is werth 2 in the street (Mae West)
10. a man is as good as his werd (as good as his bond)
11. a man is noed bi his werk (wot him du)
12. a man is noed bi the books him reed (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
13. a man is noed bi the kumpanee him keep (M K loverdale, 1540)
14. a man is oenlee as old as him feel
15. a man is oenlee as old as the woman he feel (Grocho Marx)
16. a man must be anvil or hammer (Henree W Longfello)
17. a man tween 2 lawyers is like a fish tween 2 kats (Ben Franklin)
18. a man with a koff kant hide
18. a mans...
1. a mans hous is his kastel
2. a mans laber is his kapital & his life (Will Booth, 1860)
3. a mans werd is as good as his bond
19. a mind...
1. a mind is a terribel thang tu waest
2. a mind is like a parashute...it oenlee werk if it is open (Tony Angelo)
2. a mind stretched bi nu idea never retern tu the old shape (Oliver Holms)
20. a m...
1. a miss is as good as a mile
2. a moments insite kan be werth a lifetime av speereeans (Oliver W Holms...1890)
3. a mous kan bite thru a kabel with nuff paeshens (Ben Franklin)
21. an owns...
1. an owns av akshun is werth a ton av theeree (Fred Engels)
2. an owns av help is better than a pound av preechin (Ed Litton, 1880)
3. an owns av prevent is werth a pound av kyer (Henree Braktun)
22. a penee...
1. a penee for yer thots (Jon Swift, 1700)
2. a penee saved is a penee erned (Ben Franklin)
23. a p...
1. a pesimist see problems with evree opportunity
optimist see opportunity in evree problem (W. Churchil)
2. a pitcher is werth 1000 werds
3. a plae on werds
4. a plaes for evreethang & evreethang in its plaes
(Ben Franklin 1740?, Sam Smiles...1850?)
24. a poor...
1. a poor excuse is better than nun
2. a poor man go krazy, a rich man iz eesentrik
British vershun...wen a rich man get drunk, he is "indisposed"
or "under the wether"
25. a r...
1. a rolling stone gather no moss
2. a room without books is like a bodee without a soul (Chestertun)
3. a rose bi NE other name smell as sweet
4. a rose is a rose no matter wot yu kall it (Shakespeer)
5. a rumor without a leg tu stand on will get around NE-wae (Jon tudor)
26. a s...
1. a sharp tung dont meen a sharp mind
2. a small leek kan sink a big ship (Ben Franklin)
3. a soldyers pak is not as hevee as prisuners chaens (Eisenhower)
4. a spoon av honey katch more flies than a gallon av vinegar (Ben Franklin)
5. a stitch in time save nine
6 a stumbel mae prevent a fall
7. a small hous is less annoying than a big debt
8. a sun is a sun til him get a wife
a dotter is a dotter the rest av yer life
27. a t...
1. a talk with a wise man is werth a month av book lernin (China)
2. a terrabel thang happened tu me last nite...nuthang (Filus Diller)
3. a thang av byutee gladen forever (is a joy forever)
4. a thankless kid is sharper than a serpents tooth (Shakespeer)
28. a time...
1. a time for all seesuns
2. a time tu liv & a time tu die
29. 1. a tree never hit a kar sept in self defens.
2. a trip start with step 1 (or a trip av 1000 miles....)
[wotever the job, yu gotta start]
[sum interpret this tu meen...du yer werk a step at a time]
3. a true freend is the best freend
30. a vow that bind tu tite will snap in 2 (Tennyson)
31. a w...
1. a watched pot never boil
2. a werd tu the wise is nuff
3. a will find a wae (Orison Marden)
32. a wise...
1. a wise man deside, ignorant man follo the krowd
2. a wise man is never tu old tu lern
3. a wise man listen tu his konshens
4. a wise old owl wons told me....
33. a witee saeing dont pruev nuthang (Voltaer)
34. abandon all hope, yu hu enter heer (Dante) [heer=hell]
35. abel... (ability in krat speek)
1. abel & humbel man is a juel werth a kingdum (Will Penn)
2. abilitee=poor mans riches (M Wren)
3. abilitee hit the mark, presumpshun overshoot, difidens fall short
4. abilitee kan get yu tu the top, character keep yu theer
5. abilitee kan offset dum
6. abilitee...suppli never katch up with demand (Malkolm Forbes)
a. abilitee will never katch up with demand
7. abilitee tu quote=substitute for wit (Somerset Maugham)
8. abilitee will get yu tu the top if the boss dont hav a dotter
9. abilitee without oner is yuzeless (Cicero, 50bc)
10. best abilitee=abel tu hide yer abilitee (Fran Rochefoukald)
11. du wot yudu best (Red Averbach)
12. exekutiv abilitee...him fast tu deside hu tu make du the werk (Jon Polland)
13. less abel=more konseet (Ahad Haam)
14. man kant liv bi nonkompetent alone (Laurens Peter)
15. no mind-werk make up for lak av ability (Arthur Shopenhower, 1850)
16. Marterdum=oenlee wae tu bekum faemus without abilitee (Jorj B Shaw)
17. our werk sho our ability (Jon Goethe)
18. reel skill...yuno how tu hide yer ability(Fransis Rochefoukald, 1565)
19. the man hu kan is king (Tom Karliel, 1870)
36. absens, absent (absence in krat speek)
1. absens av em we luv is dedlee banishment (Shakespeer, 2 men av Verona)
2. absens av occupation [no job] is not rest, vakant mind is distressed (Will Kowper)
3. absens blot out folks. we dont hav absent freends (Ambrose Beers)
b. Elizabeth Bowen sed almost the same thang
4. absens is tu luv as wind tu fire. It blo out small & inkreez big. (Comte deBussy)
5. absens make the hart gro fonder (Fransis Davidson, 1602 or Tom Baelee, 1800)
6. absens make the hart go yonder
7. absens make yu see a freend trueer (Alex Pope)
8. absent & ded dont hav freends (Spaen)
9. absent hav faults, present hav xkueses (Mike Caine)
[sum soerses sae Ben Franklin sed this]
absent
10. absent danjer grater still appeer less feer (Sam Danyeel)
[farther awae from danjer yu R, the less it skare yu]
11. absent freends speek (Jon Don)
12. "absent from home"...obsoleet wae the sae "awae"
13. absent in mind, present in spirit (Bibel)
14. absent R ideel, present R kommon (Jon W vonGoeth)
15. absent without leev (AOL)=military...soldier apparently ran awae
16. achilles absent was still achilles (Homer)
17. bluebird av happy long absent, depressed chicken visited ned (Gary Larsun)
18. depressed...faeth is absent
19. father was absent on Navy duty so much, I did wot I wanted (Jon J Audubon)
absent
20. for a kommittee tu get NE-thang dun, hav max av 3 members with 2 absent (Robert Kopeland)
21. freends, tho absent, R heer (Cicero)
22. good husband is helthee & absent (Jap)
23. greef fill the room av mi absent kid (Shakespeer)
24. happy is not absent as much as we thank
25. him that feer yu present, hate yu absent (awae) (Tom Fuller)
26. I prefer tu be with ded freend than absent 10(lord Chesterfeeld)
27. If yu wanna forget paenful thots, absent self from thangs that remind yu (Will Hazlit)
28. It take time for the absent [ded] tu take full shape in our thots (Callee Cibber)
29. keraej is master feer, not absens av feer (Mark Twaen)
absent
30. keraej is not absens av feer; yu deside tu overkum feer (Ambrose Redmoon)
31. keraej took the absent lion & ran awae with present mous (Ben Franklin)
32. kindness kounterfit absent luv
33. koward tu judj absent persun (sumwon not theer)
34. kuntree is the absens av nois. Plentee av sound, but it speek (Henree W Beecher)
35. letter=absent freends speek (Jon Don, 1600)
36. long list av absent thangs in Amerika (Henree James)
37. Majik in luv=absens av judjment [dont judj em] (Waen Drier)
38. nawledj reknize wot is absent (Jorj Santayana)
39. Nu York...man is absent bi his accumulation (Roland Barthes)
absent
40. power & violens R opposit, wen 1 present, other absent (Hanna Arendt)
41. quotes kuver absens av thank (Dorthory Saers)
42. retern av absent freent raes yer spirits (Ralf W Emersun)
43. the absens av wot yu like hert. The presens av wot yu hate hert.
thus, never take a liking tu NE-thang (Budda)
44. the absent R alwaes rong (get blamed)
45. the absent R as good as ded (Italy)
46. the absent R with fault, the present with exkuezes (Ben Franklin)
47. the ambassader was alwaes absent, but not his presens (Theo C Sorensen)
48. tu get NE-thang dun, kommittee kan hav max av 3 members, with 2 absent (Robert Kopeland)
49. woman absent is woman ded (Walter Bagehot)
37. absenst-minded
1. an absent-minded professer, Dr Strab invented:
lether grape, revolving weelbarro, hollo glass kane (Bernard Levin)
2. he was an absent-minded person with math imajin (Joe Konrad)
3. he's so absent-minded he kissed the door goodbi & slammed his wife
4. he's so absent-minded he was stuk on the eskalater all afternoon wen the power faeled
4. the English get institushuns bi chans (akseedent) & luze em bi absent-minded (Lord Hailsham)
38. absenst-minded proffesser jokes & tru storees
1. Berstrand Russel sed him kan pruev NE-thang provided 1+1=1
sumwon challenjed him tu pruev he is the pope
anser...I an 1; pope is 1; thus pope & me R 1
2. Eddington (Brit sientist)
reporter asked him bout report him is 1 av 3 hu understand relativity
He looked puzzeled, so reporter asked wotz rong
Eddington: I'm triing tu thank hu the 3rd won kan be
3. Einstein...31 Oct 1930, on traen, a straenjer asked wot him du for a living
E: artist model
bi then he was faemus, & it seemed tu him evreewon wanted him tu pose for a paenting
4. Einstein objekted tu teech at ko-ed kollej & sed the gies wood oenlee look the girls
student: but yer so faemus the smart 1's will listen tu yu
E: NE-1 hu wood look at me must be dum
5. Einstein plaed the violin & tried tu get intu a 4-persun muzik gruep
He fael the test & anuther plaer sed "the problem with yu is yu kant kount"
6. Einstein's wife objekted tu him dont dress up
b4 gotu werk, her want him tu dress up, Einstein:wi, evreewon theer no me
b4 a sientifik konferens Einstein:wi, nowon theer no me
7. Gladstone (Brit Prime Minister): will yer werk ever be av NE value?
Michel Faradae:yes, sum dae yu will tax it
8. Isaak Nueton (1642-1727) tu freend Wallis
Mi dog is so smart, it prueved 2 therum b4 noon
Wallis: Amazing, it must be a jeenyus
Nueton: no, the first pruef had an errer
the sekond had a pathologikal exseptshun
9. kondukter on traen: weer yer tikket?
aft much time serching, kondukter sed "never mind, I no yu, yu hav it"
Prof: but I gotta find it tu no weer tu get off the traen
10. Marylin Monroe tu Einstein: lets make a baby...mi looks & yer braens
Einstein: but wot if its the other wae round?
11. Neel Bohr tu Einstein...we all agree yer theeree is krazy, but is it krazy nuff?
12. Norber Wiener (Math prof)
Prof & famlee muve tu nu hous, so wife put notes in all his pokkets with the nu address.
But during the dae, prof yuze all the peeses av paper tu rite notes
him giv tu students. At end av dae no notes left, so him go tu the old address.
He see kids plaeing & ask 1 if her no weer the prof muved tu?
her sed "shure daddy, round the korner & 2 houses down"
13. Paul Erdos...putting algebra equashuns on bord, needed tu get 9*7...
kant be 61 kauz 61 is a prime
kant be 65 kauz that is 5* sumthang
kant be 67 kauz that is a prime
69 is 2 big
must be 63
14. profeser at ranch in Texas, notis him hav a rope in his hand and sed
I wunder, did I find a rope or luze a hoers?
15. profeser, sitting on edj av bed...deer me, was I getting up or going tu bed?
16. sientist 1 met nuther sientest & asked weer him is from
s 2: Vankuver
s 1: then yu must no mi good freend Elliot Mendelsun
s 2: I am Elliot Mendelsun
17. tru story...pilot fli a fliing boet for first time.
first him tri tu land on land & kopilot tell him...gotta land on water
after land on kalm lake, pilot open door & step out.
18. wi du yu weer 1 red sok & 1 green sok?
prof:no problem, I hav nuther paer just like em at home
39. absolute...
1. absolute & eternal byutee dont be (Charles Baudelaer)
2. absolute good is not a pinyun; it kum from naecher (Cicero)
3. absolute idiot is most stedee (Walter Simpson)
4. absolute power korrupt absolutelee (Lord Akton, 1887)
5. all grate thangs kum from absolute prinsapals (Ernest Renan)
6. Amerikan freedum is based on absolute freedum for the press
7. bak-tu-basiks was absolute humbug (Edwina Currie)
8. evree absolute is pathology (Fred Nietzshe)
9. if absolute power korrupt absolutelee, weer du that leev god? (Jorj Deekon)
absolute
10. it the absolute rite for the state tu kontrol publik pinyun (Jo P Goebbels)
11. kat hav absolute emoshunal onestee (Hemingwae)
12. loyaltee require absolute sakrafies (Woodroe Wilson)
13. most hav absolute & infinit ability tu take thangs for granted (Aldus Huxlee)
14. naeshun shood hav absolute freedum (sun yat-sen)
15. our modern protraet paenters R doomed tu absolute obliveeon (Oskar Wild)
16. part understand is badder than absolute misunderstand (Martin Luther King)
17. solitare is the oenlee thang that demand absolute onest (Hu Weeler)
18. the oenlee absolute is the absolute insistens theer is no absolute (Fransis Shaeffer)
19. theer is no absolute standard av byutee (Jon K Galbraeth)
absolute
20. truth is absolute. Pinyun is filtered truth (Wendel Fillips)
21. we will go bankrupt in serch av absolute sekerity (Eisenhower)
22. we woodnt invented math if we noed ahed that theer dont be an absolute magnitude (Fred Nietzsche)
23. wot an absolute joy it was...even bad daes was good (Bill Klinton)
40. abstaen...
see also...avoid
1. a week person hu yeeld tu temptashun tu deni self pleshuer (Jim Bakkus)
2. abstaen from NE-thang that look like evil (Bibel)
3. abstaen from sin-deed, sin-speek, sin-thank (Atharva Veda)
4. boys shood abstaen from wine til 18 kauz it add fire tu fire (Aristotel)
5. filosofee=sustaen & abstaen (Epictetus)
6. I abstaen from reed attaks on me (Abe Linkoln)
7. it is the duty av guvt tu abstaen from interfer with folks' rites (Will H Harrison)
8. leeder shood abstaen from evil (Yajur Veda)
9. prudent tu abstaen from threts (Niccolo Machiavelli)
10. tu abstaen from sin wen yu kant sin...it forsake yu (St Augustine)
11. wen in dout, abstaen (Ambrose Beers)
b.wen yu dout, abstaen
41. abundant...
1. abundance=wot yu tune tu, not wot yu hav (Waen Dier)
2. abundant=wot we like, not wot we hav (Hon Sen, 1860)
3. abundant konsume is the reward av produes (Ayn Rand)
4. abundant sukses in all onest undertakings (Jorj Morgan)
5. admire jeenjus make talent ambishus=abundant harvest (Margaret Fuller)
6. Amerikans R "endowed bi theer maker" with abundant vies & folly (Ambrose Beers)
7. em R heer tu get wot em kan from our cheep, abundant laber (Desmond Tutu)
8. evree dollar the fed guvt dont take, make us more abundant (Ronald Raegen)
9. if yu hav plenty inside, yu dont need much outside (Jon W vonGoeth)
abundant
10. it is sinful tu waest food even if it is abundant (Amish)
11. munee opress in 2 waes...1. abundant but not reliabel
2. reliabel but very skaers (Jon K Galbraeth)
b. munee is abundant & not reliabel or reliabel & skaers
12. no limit tu how much yu get av wot yu dont want (Waen Dier)
13. old...yu remember abundant blessings (Mark Cicero)
14. our kattelmen giv us the most abundant suppli av beef in the werld (Norm Koleman)
15. spred the good so it gro more abundant (Will Kowper)
16. the soers av ruin...yueth, abundant welth, hi birth, lak av speereens (Hitopadesa)
17. theer is abundant evidens tu pruve this unbeleeving dog redundant
Off with his hed (Ambrose Beers) [him "define" redundant]
18. tu hav abundant krop, yu gotta werk the land (Plato)
19. werk yer land, hav abundant food. Chaes fanasee, liv in povertee (Bibel)
abundant
20. werld is abundant, smarts redundant (Rushi Prabhakar)
21. wine flo, jokes R small, the laff abundant (Washington Irving, 1820)
22. wisdum is rare & pride abundant...the kers av demokrasee (Henree F Amiel, 1860)
23. yu gotta kultivate tu get abundant krop (Plato)
42. abuv... (above in krat speek)
1. abuv all, be true tu self, then yu kant be fawls tu others (Shakespeer)(Hamlet)
2. abuv bord=onest=keep her hands weer I kan see em
43. accumulate...
1. ambishun accumulate power, thank it bring happy, but accumulate bekum the end (Charles C Kotton)
2. as speeses diverj, em accumulate differenses (Peter R Grant)
3. Biz kant accumulate profit if the werkers R not happy (James Larkin)
4. freends kum & go, enemees accumulate (Tom Jones)
5. grate leeders draw on accumulated wisdum (Yusuf Karsh)
6. greef & loss accumulate (Stefan Kanfer)
7. I rite tu thro off the poisons I accumulate (Henree Miller)
8. if yu define finanshal sukses as how much munee yu accumulate,
then the skuels R meedeoker (James E Rogers)
9. if yu dont pause, fakts accumulate, bloet yu, rattel round lues (E L Konigsberg)
accumulate
10. in korporat job, the more yu accumulate on resume, the hier yu go (Jason marsden)
11. in war, problems accumulate intu a big mess (Karl von Klauswitz)
12. it took 204 yeers tu accumulate 1 bilyun$ national debt. Now we duit evree yeer (Jim Kooper)
13. kronik tired=not nuff blood, waests accumulate & klog channels (Geen Tunnee)
14. longer life span make us want tu accumulate more assets for tu retire (Will Vikkree)
15. men fite for freedum, then accumulate laws that take awae freedum
16. more rewarding tu see munee chaenj the werld than watch it accumulate (Gloris Steinman)
17. Nu York...man is absent bi his accumulation (Roland Barthes)
18. sivilizashun is the beleefs, kustums, & nawledj accumulated over the yeers (Antone Saint-Exupery)
19. thangs dont end, em accumulate (Russel Hoban)
accumulate
20. the ability tu accumulate data inkreez (Brues Sterling)
21. the 2nd half av a man's life is the habits he accumulated in the first half
22. we dont just accumulate quotes (Wikipedia)
23. we get more danjerus as we accumulate nawledj (Lu Harrison)
24. yu accumulate politikal kapital & spend it on good kauses (Brian Mulronee)
25. yu accumulate welth from ernings av industri & saveings av frugal (Jon Tiler)
26. yu mae accumulate a lotta nawledj, not as yuzeful as well organized less stuf(Arthur Schopenhauer)
44. acheev...
see also...fael
1. aksept wot yu kan acheev even tho it is not wot yu want (Aristotel, 350bc)
2. Evreethang we acheev require hard werk (Horaes)
3. faelyuers R sineposts on the roed tu acheevments (Charles Kettering)
4. How much R yu willing tu sakrafies tu acheev sukses? (Larry Flint)
5. Im a nutrishunal overacheever...not fat
6. Kill 2 birds with 1 rok (acheev 2 goels at same time)
7. kreativ man wanna acheev (Ann Rand)
8. man has acheeved thangs oenlee on paper (Jorj B Shaw)
9. paeshens acheev more than foers (Ed Burk)
acheev
10. power...wen yu acheev it, its not theer (Harold McMillan)
11. sum acheev grate sukses...proof yu kan 2 (Abe Linkoln)
12. sum R born meedeeoker, sum acheev meedeeokrasee,
sum hav meedeeokrasee thrust on em (Joe Heller)
13. theer is nuthang yu kant acheev [yu kan duit all in reel English]
14. tu acheev grate thangs, yu need...1. a plan, 2. not nuff time (Lenord Bernstein)
15. tu acheev sumthang, yu gotta take it awae from sumwon els (Abba Eban)
16. tu acheev the nonposabel dreem, tri tu gotu sleep (Jone Klempler)
17. tu acheev wot others spekt from yu, yu gotta no
yu R much grater than yu thank yu R (von Goethe)
18. wot the mind av man kan konseev, it kan acheev (napoleon Hill)
19. wot yu acheev is proposhunal tu how hard yu werk (Denis Waitlee)
acheev
20. wot yu get wen yu acheev yer goel is not as portant as wot yu bekum (Zig Ziglar)
21. yu gotta acheev the fyucher (Harry lauder)
22. yu gotta dare tu fael tu acheev grateness (JFK)
45. achilles heel (sekret week spot)
46. acquaintans...
1. acquaentans is sumwon yuno nuff tu borro from but not lend tu (Ambrose Beers)
47. ad hok=Latin for "this"
48. ad lib or ad-lib=no prep=no warning
1. it take 6 weeks tu properly prepare a good ad-lib speech (Groucho Marx)
49. adage... ["short, memorial saying"]
1. a stitch in time save 9
2. alls faer in luv & war
3. april showers bring mae flowers
4. better late than never
5. better safe than sorree
6. dont kount yer chikkens b4 em hatch
7. dont kri over spilled milk
8. dont put all yer aegs in 1 basket
9. good thangs kum in small pakages
10. him hu hesitate luze (him hu hesitate is lost)
11. look b4 yu jump
12. nuthang venshured, nuthang gaened
13. outta site, outta mind
14. yu get wot yu paed for
50. adam...
1. adams appel
2. at leest adam didnt hafta listen tu eve komplaen bout the man her kood hav wed
3. how did adam & eev talk with nowon tu gossip bout?
51. adapt...
1. adapt is not imitate (Gandi)
2. adapt...make the best av the bad yu kant avoid (Alexander Hamilton)
52. add insult tu hert (stomp on sumwon wen him down) (Ed More, 1748)
53. addikt... (addiction, addictive in krat speek)
1. addikt alone...is in bad kumpanee
2. addikts shood not gotu jael (Ralf Naeder)
3. all sins R addiktiv & leed tu damnashun (W H Auden)
4. dont be 2 addikted tu NE 1 thang (Terrens)
5. drug addikts R week (Martin Fisher)
6. evree addikshun is bad...alkohol, morfine, narkotik, ideelism (Karl G Jung)
7. if yu drink tu drown yer sorro, no that sorro no how tu swim (ann Landers)
8. I'm a TV addikt (Rona Kameron)
9. mild addikt tu munee dont hert. Karreeed tu xses, it hert (Klarens Dae)
10. sport addikt=arrested development (Thorstein Veblen)
54. adjust tu thangs yu must liv with but tri tu redues theer badness (William Book)
55. adolesens... (teen yeers)
1. adolesens...a time av fast chaenjes. Tween 12 & 17, the parents aej 20 yrs.
2. adolesens is the staej tween baby & adultree (Ambrose Beers, 1911)
b. tween pubertee & adultree
56. adopt...
1. adopt=yu gro in mommy's hart insted av her belly
2. adopt is perm solushun tu temp problem
3. save the kid, support his mother
57. adult...
1. adult...NE-1 old nuff tu no better
2. adults R kid koerpses (Brian Aldis)
3. adults R kids with munee
4. adults R obsoleet kids (Dr Sues)
58. advencher... (adventure in krat speek)
1. a life av advencher is short (Berstrand Russel)
2. advencher is an attitude yu must appli tu dae-tu-dae life (Jon Amat)
[him klimed mount Everest as his dae-tu-dae]
3. advencher is bad planning (Ronald Amundsen)
4. advencher is inside man [or inside the man] (David Graeson)
5. advencher is werth it (Aristotel)
(Amelia Earhart sed it 2)
6. advencherers liv on chans (Napoleon Bonapart)
7. all advenchers R skaeree (Sally Ride [astronaut])
8. bold advencher is best (Ovid)
9. dare nuthang=hope nuthang (Jon vonShuller)
advencher
10. for advencher, chaes life (Danyeel Wiarda)
11. if yu kant find sumthang plesant, find sumthang nu (Voltaer)
12. life is an advencher or nuthang (Helen Keller)
13. look at life as an advencher (Will Fether)
14. luv is the oenlee true advencher (Nikki Giovanni)
15. start advencher bi run awae from home (Will Bolitho)
16. step out the door is advencher nuff (Tolkheim)
17. the advencherer, aft yeers av strife, oenlee hav his shues (Ralf W Emersun)
18. theer is no end tu advencher (Naeru)
19. tu die is big advencher (Aristotel)
advencher
20. tu exkape danjer, giv up advencher (Reen Dubois)
21. wen yer safe at home & bored, yu wish for advencher
wen yu advencher, yu wish yu was home (Thorton Wilder)
22. werk av art=advencher av the mind
23. without advencher, sivilizashun dekae (Alfred Witehed)
24. yu kant kross the see bi stand on shore & stare (R Tagor)
59. adversitee... (adversity in krat speek)
1. adversitee bring out dormant talent (Horaes, 20bc)
2. adversitee is a grate teech, but it mae not be werth the kost (HonRoso, 1770)
3. adversitee is the oenlee wae tu wae freends (Plutarch, 100ad)
4. adversitee is the path tu truth (Lord Byron, 1800)
5. adversitee make men, prospertee make monsters (Vikter Hugo, 1880)
6. adversitee make us wiser (Seneka)
7. adversitee redues yu tu fiting wate (Josh Billings)
8. adversitee sho if yu R wot yu thot yu was
9. adversitee's sweet milk is filosofe (Shakespeer)
10. hard werk overkum hard luk (Harry Gold)
11. if yu go thru hell, keep going (W Churchil)
12. men R tried in the furnans av adversitee (Jorj Santayana)
60. advertise...
1. 1 ad sell more papers than 50 editorials (Will Rogers)
2. ad...glorifi the promis (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
3. ad=legal lie (H G Wells)
4. ads R more truthful than the nuzpaper em kum in (Tom Jeffersun)
[him komplaen bout lies the editer rite as the nuz]
5. ads R so extravalent, werds hav no meening (Wiland Luis)
6. ads R the art form av the 1900's (Marshal Mcluhan)
7. advertise=85% konfuze em & 15% komisshun (Fred Allen, 1950)
8. advertise=suspend human smarts long nuff tu get munee outta em (Steev Leekok)
9. advertise=the cheepest wae tu sell werthless stuff (Sinklaer Luis)
advertise
10. advertise is the reesun biz men inherited the erth (James Adams)
11. advertise make many small thangs big (Mark Twain)
12. advertiser & politishun R danjerus separate. Tugether em R diabolikal (Filip Adams)
13. beleev ad=yu beleev mud on faes will make perfekt komplexshun (Lelda Fitzgerald)
14. chess is the biggest waest av smarts sept for advertise (Raemond Chandler)
15. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise, werk like hell & advertize (Laurens Peter)
16. ethikal ads yuze truth tu deseev the publik
nonethikal ads yuze fawls tu deseev the publik (Viljalmar Stefansun)
17. good ad is like good sermon: konfort the afflikted & must afflikt the komfortabel (Bernies Gibbon)
18. if folks oenlee bi wot em need, advertizing wood die (Mark Edwards)
19. if the produkt sell self, it dont need ads (Ogden Nash)
advertise
20. Littel Red Riding Hood, raesed on ads, dont objekt wen the wolf eet her (Marshal McLuhan)
21. no matter how long yu look, yu will never find the girl in the ad
22. purpos av ad is tu make the baddest seem the best (Jorj Santayana)
23. several yeers b4 yu get born, advertize for good parents from long-lived line
(Aliver W Holms)
24. wen yu rite bout balonee, dont make like it is konish hen, thats balonee (Leo Burnet)
25. yu kan fool all the folks all the time
if yu advertise rite & budget nuff $ (Joe Levine)
26. yukan tell a naeshun bi its ads (Norman Duglas)
61. advise or advies... (advice in krat speek)
1. a pint av xampel is werth a gallon av advise
2. a pleshuer tu giv advise, humiliating tu need it, normal tu ignore it
3. a werd tu the wise is nuff (original)
4. a werd tu the wise is infuriating
5. a werd tu the wise is not needed...the dummees need it (Bil Krosbee)
6. advise...eezee tu giv, hard tu take
7. advise...em hu want it most like it leest (Chesterfeeld)
8. advise...more blessed tu giv than tu get (Karolyn Wells)
9. advise=oenlee komodity alwaes in exses supli
advise
10. advise em even tho yuno em will ignore it (Agatha Christee)
11. advise is eezeer than help
12. advise is leest heeded wen most needed
13. advise is like sno...the softer it fall, the longer it last,
& the more it sink in (Sam Koleridj)
14. advise most needed is leest heeded (English)
15. aksept advise with graes, as long as it dont interfeer with wot yu plan tudu (Geen Brown)
16. akt on the advise yu giv others
17. "be yerself" is the baddest advise (Tom Mason)
18. best advise...dont ask for advise & dont giv it eether
19. best if yu take the advise yu giv others
advise
20. dont gotu bed with sumwon with more problems than yu (Nelsun Algren)
21. dont plae leepfrog with a yunikorn
22. dont spend munee b4 yu get it (Tom Jeffersun)
23. em hu dont take advise R first tu giv it
24. eezee for rich man tu advise poor man (Aeschylus, 500bc)
b. eezee tu advies wen yer prosperus
25. eezeeer tu advise others than advise self
26. evreewon hu ask me for advise thank more av his pinyun than mine (Josh Billings)
27. giv good advise wen yer tu old tu set a bad zampel (Rochefaukald)
28. good advise is beyond pries
29. good advise kost nuthang & is werth the kost (Walter Bentz)
advise
30. good advise will be ignored. Dont let that stop yu (Agatha Kristee)
30. good divine follo his instructions (Shakespeer)
[du wot yu tell others tu du]
31. good skare is werth more than good advise (Edgar How)
32. I alwaes advie folks tu never giv advies (P G Wodenhous)
33. I listen tu the best advise, then du the oppasit (Gilbert Chesterton)
34. if yu dont heer reesun, she will rap yu on the nukels (Ben Franklin)
35. konsult=seek approval for wot yu desided (Ambrose Beers)
36. many get advise. Fyu yuze it (Publilus Syrus, 42 bc)
37. men R liberal with free advise (Fransis Rochefoukald)
38. most ask for advise wen em no anser but kant faes it (Ivern Ball)
39. never advise NE-won bout war or maeraej (Sqanish)
advise
40. never giv advise...wise man dont need it, fool wont heed it
41. never sleep with a woman with more problems than yu (Nelsun Algren)
42. never trust advise from a man in trubel (Aesop, 600bc)
43. oenlee giv advise wen sumwon ask for it (German)
44. oenlee thang tu du with advies is pass it on (Oskar Wild)
45. oenlee the wise profit from advise (Publilus Syrus, 100ad)
46. put yer kreed intu the deed (Ralf W Emersun)
47. suksesful men take the advise em preskribe tu others
48. sum like mi advise so much em frame it on the wall, but dont yuze it (Gordon Diksun)
49. tu die is dull & dreree. Dont duit (W Somerset maugham)
advise
50. we admire the wisdum av him hu kum tu us for advise (Jak Herbert)
51. we ask for advise but want approval (Charles Kolton)
52. we kan giv advise but not the sens tu yuze it (Rochefoukald)
53. we seek advise wen we no the anser, but wish we dont (Erika Jong)
b yu ask for advies wen yuno the anser but dont like it
54. wen sumwon ask for advise, him want yu tu appruve wot him desided (Josh Billings, 1860)
55. wen sumwon ask me for advise, me giv him wot him wanna heer (Josh Billings)
56. wen yu get good advise, pass it on kauz yu kant yuze it (Oskar Wild)
57. wise men dont need advise, fools wont take it (Ben Franklin)
58. wotever the advies, be breef (Horaes)
59. yu ask for advise wen yu dont like the anser yu kum up with (Erika Jong)
60. yu kan advise in konfort from a safe distans (Jon Shiller)
62. aed
1. wot tu du wen yu kant find first aed kit? look for 2nd aed box.
63. aeg... (eggs in krat speek)
1. aeg-on...tu erj, push, taunt sumwon tu du sumthang
2. dont kill the gues that lae gold aegs
3. dont kount yer chickens b4 the aegs hatch (Aesop, 500bc)
4. Dont put all yer aegs in 1 basket
5. I karreed the aeg karton & didnt brake 1
heer's that 1 aeg (Dennis the menus)
6. if yu end yu with a nest aeg or gues aeg depend on the chik yu wed
7. in a broke nest, fyu aegs R hole (Chineez)
8. kant unskrambel aegs
9. The kok mae kro, but the hen lae the aegs (Margaret Thatcher)
10. walk on aegs
11. we toil, we suffer...wot for?
awake tu the smell av koffee & bakon & aegs (J B Preestlee)
64. aej... (age in krat speek)
1. at 4 we no all the quesshuns. At 18 we no all the ansers.
2. 35 is a good aej. London is full av wemen hu ben 35 for yeers (Oskar Wild)
3. 40 is old tu the yung, 50 is yung tu oldsters (Hose Ballow)
4. 40 is the old aej av yueth, 50 the yueth av old aej (Vikter Hugo, 1880)
5. aej b4 byutee
6. aej dont deside huz rite, oenlee huz left
7. aej is a hi pries tu pae for maturity (Tom Stoppard)
8. aej is a number & mine is not listed
9. aej is a priviledj, not a predikament
aej
10. aej is inevitabel, yu shood welkum it like an old freend
11. aej is mind over matter. If yu dont mind, it dont matter (Mark Twaen)
12. aej is not portant, unless yu R cheez
13. aej is so much nieser than yung.
14. aej is tu wemen like krytonite is tu superman (Kathy Let)
15. aej karree awae all, even the mind (Virgil, 50bc)
16. aej konsider, yueth vencher (Rab Tagore)
17. aej rinkel the skin, giv up enthusiasm rinkel the sole (Sam Ulman)
18. after 30 the body hav a mind av its oen (Bet Midler)
19. an old yung man will bekum a yung old man (Ben Franklin)
aej
20. as yu get older, the pikkings get slimmer, but yu dont (Carree Fisher)
21. at 20 a man is a peekok
30 a lion
40 a Kamel
50 a snake
60 a dog
70 an ape
80 nuthang (Baltasar Grosian, 1650)
22. at 20 the will rule; at 30, wit; at 40 judjment (Ben Franklin)
23. at 35...yu get yer hed tugether but the body start falling apart (Karyn Leschen)
24. at mi aej, I got akeee-brakee evreethang
25. at mi aej, life is trips bak & forth tu the bathroom (Jon Martimer)
26. bi the time yer 80, yuno nuff. Now if oenlee I koom remember it (Jorj Berns)
27. delueded yueth bekum disappointed man (Ben Disraeli)
28. dont kount the yeers, kount the memrees
29. dont kount the yeers, make the yeers kount (Ernest Meyers)
aej
30. dont regret wen yu get old, many dont hav that privleej
31. folly & wikked shorten life (Ben Franklin)
32. hafta gro old, dont hafta gro up
33. hardest R the yeers tween 10 & 70 (Helen Haes [at 73])
34. gro old is required, gro up is opshunal (Chili Davis)
35. I waested time, now time waest me (Shakespeer, 1600)
36. I wish I kood tell yu mi aej, but it keep chaenjing (Greer Garson)
37. I'm pleezed tu be heer. At mi aej, I'm pleezed tu be NE-weer (Jorj Berns)
38. if yu see the werld the same at 50 as at 20, yu waested 30 yeers
39. in yueth the daes R short & the yeers long
in old aej, the yeers R short & the daes long (Pope Paul 6)
aej
40. in yueth we run intu problems. In old aej, problem run over us (Beverlee Sils)
41. keep raejing tu stop aejing
42. lern is the best wae tu provide for old aej (Aristotel)
43. life wood be hapeeer if we was born 80, then aej tu 18 (Mark Twain)
44. man is a kreecher av the aej him liv in (Voltair)
45. maturity is a short brake from adolesens (Jules Fifer)
46. middel aej...wen yer tu yung tu du golf, tu old tu rush the net (Frank Adams)
47. middel aej...yuno all the ansers but nowon ask yu
48. middel aej=yueth without levitee, aej without dekae (Danyeel Defoe,1700)
49. middel aej is wen yer aej sho round yer middel (Bob Hope)
aej
50. nowon no how old the human raes be, but its old nuff tuno better
51. over the hill is gooder than under it (Maxie)
52. rinkels dont hert
53. the skaree thang bout middel aej is yuno yull gro outta it (Doris Dae)
54. the yung no evreethang, mid aej suspekt evreethang, old beleev evreethang (Oskar Wild)
55. theer is no kyuer for the kommon birthdae (Jon Glen)
56. tween 50 & 70 R the hard yeers.
Wen em ask yu tudu thangs, yu dont look dekrepit nuff tu refuze (T S Eliot)
57. wen freends sae how yung yu look, yer getting old (Mark Twain)
58. wich is better...old & bent or yung & broke?
59. yeers teech much the daes never noed (Ralf W Emersun)
aej
60. yer aej is a fine kargo av speereens and memrees (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
61. yer old wen regrets replaes dreems (Jon Barrymore)
62. yu R as yung as yu hope, as old as yer despaer (Doug McArthur)
63. yueth=blunder, middel aej=struggel, old=regret (Ben Disraeli)
64. yueth is nimbel, aej is lame
yueth is hot & bold, aej is week & kold
yueth is wild, aej is tame (Shakespeer, 1600)
65. yueth is rash, aej prudent (Cicero)
65. 1. aem abuv the mark tu hit the mark (Ralf W. Emersun, 1850)
2. Him aem tu pleez, but his aem is bad
66. aent...
1. it aent over til its over
2. it aent over til the fat brod sing
67. aer tween the eers...aerhed=harebraen=emptee hed=dum
68. aerport... (airport in krat speek)
1. in no tung will yu see the fraze "as pretty as an aerport" (Doug Adams)
69. aes...
1. aes in the hole=sekret power yu reserv for the rite moment
2. aes up his sleev...him cheet=dirtee rotten dubel krossing so & so
70. affekt... (affect in krat speek)
1. steel self so neether kritize or praes affekt yu (W Sommerset Maugham)
70. affluent... (rich in nonkrat)
1. affluent society=book bi J K Galbraeth, 1958...popularized idea av material welth
70. afraed...
see also...feer
1. afraed av his shaddo
2. dont be afraed av terrer at nite or arro bi dae (Bibel)
3. man is still afraed av the dark (Henree D Thoro, 1854)
71. after...
1. aft 2 daes in the hospital, I took a tern for the ners (W C Feelds)
2. aft all is sed & dun, a lot more was sed than dun
3. aft he was terned down bi all publishers, him desided tu rite for posterity (Jorj Ade)
4. aft the feest kum the rekoning
72. after due konsideration...semi-legal=yu did good job (mostlee lawyers)
73. against the graen (ginst the graen)...run the rong wae, duit rong
74. agony kolumn...slang:folks with problem rite nuzpaper wich publish it in a kolumn
sumwon at paper tri tu find a solushun tu the problem or rite advise bout wot tu du
75. agree...
1. 3 mae agree if 2 R awae (Jon Haewood, 1500)
2. agreeabel person...him agree with me (Ben Disraeli, 1860)
3. no 2 agree. Em oenlee stik tugether til the krisis is over (Frank Kolbee, 1900)
4. no 2 erthlings kan agree on all thangs (Churchill)
5. plae a joke on him hu like tu argyu...agree with him (Ed How, 1900)
6. tu be agreeabel in publik, yu gotta sksept lekchuers bout wot yuno alredee (Jon Lavater, 1790)
7. tu hav NE sens, yu gotta agree with me (Fransis Rochefoukald, 1650)
8. wen others agree with me, I suspekt Im rong
9. yu kan get em tu agree as long as yu dont tri tudu nuthang bout it (Jon Chapman, 1900)
76. akkerat statement is step 1 wen yu look for truth (Trion Edwards, 1880)
77. akross the bord=all, all av it, evreethang
78. akseedent... (accident in krat speek)
1. akseedent is fate misnamed (Napoleon Bonapart)
2. akseedent is the name av all grate inventers (Mark Twaen)
3. akseedent kount much in freends & marraej (Henree B Adams)
4. akseedents happen
5. akseedents happen even in the best famlees (Charles Dikkens)
6. chans shood kum bi plan, not akseedent (Fil Krosbee)
7. diskuvree=akseedent meet preped mind (prepared mind)(Albert Szent)
8. dont lern safety bi akseedent
9. I shot an arro over the hous & hert mi brother (Shakespeer, hamlet)
akseedent
10. its no akseedent terrerists kum from non-demokratik areas (Bill Klinton)
11. its no akseedent the queen is the most powerful (Luis Silva)
12. just an akseedent waeting tu happen
13. nuzpapers kant tell dif tween bike akseedent & kollaps av sivilizashun (Jorj B Shaw)
14. our relijun is an akseedent. The tung we speek is an akseedent (Jorj Santayana)
15. productivity is not an akseedent (Paul J Meyer)
16. quality is not an akseedent (Jon Ruskin)
17. take advantage av akseedents fast (Napoleon Bonapart)
18. the chapter av akseedents is the longest in the book (Jon Wilks)
19. the ded arent afraed av akseedent (A Einstein)
akseedent
20. tu tri & fael is gooder than tu sukseed bi akseedent
21. week man is an akseedent. strong man is unjust bi akseedent (Gandi)
22. wot happy akseedent brot yu heer? (Oliver Goldsmith)
79. aksept...
1. aksept yer plaes in sosiitee (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
2. aksept wot yu kan acheev even tho it is not wot yu want (Aristotel, 350bc)
80. akshun...
1. akshun speek louder than werds
2. akshun stashun=navy talk...get redee tu fite foe
3. for evree akshun theer is equal & oppasit guvt program
4. for evree akshun theer is equal & oppasit kritisism
81. akt... (action in krat speek)
1. akshun giv life strength (Jeen Paul Richter)
2. akshun inspire. Inspire seldum kauz akshun (Frank Tibolt)
3. akshun is the antidote tu despaer (Joan Baez)
4. akshun redues anxiety
5. akshun remuve doubts theeree kant solv (Tehyi Hsie)
6. akshun speek louder than werds.
7. akt...tri tu keep audeeans from koffing (Ralf Richardsun)
b. the art av tri tu keep larj gruep from koff
8. akt a part long nuff & yu bekum it
9. akt in haste, repent at leesyuer
akt
10. akt is eloquent (Shakespeer)
11. akt like a kid is eezee. Akt like an adult is hard (Erik Andersun)
12. akt like wot yudu make a dif (Will James)
13. akt like yu kant fael (Dorthee Broud)
14. akt more, thank less (Nicolas Camfort)
15. akters R so nonsekyuer. Yer like depend on the pinyuns av others (Alysa Milano)
16. deliberation is for many, akshun for 1 (Charles de Gaul)
17. duit, leev talk tu others (Baltasar Gracian)
18. folks judj yu bi yer akshuns, not yer intenshuns
19. idea without akt onit never get biggr than 1 braen sell (Arnold Glasow)
akt
20. if yer werk speek for self, dont interrupt (Henree Kaiser)
21. many no how, fyu duit (Bodhidharma)
22. most desisiv akshuns R spur-av-the-moment=without thot (Andre Gide, 1926)
23. never mistake moshun for akshun (Ernest Hemingwae)
24. no moment like the present (Maria Edjwerth)
25. small deeds dun R better than big deeds planned (Peter Marshal)
26. so many thangs we wish we did yesterdae
so fyu we feel like duit tudae (Mignon McLaughlin)
27. strong reesun make strong akshun (Shakespeer)
28. talk dont kook ries (Chineez)
29. vencher must follo vishun.
not good nuff tu stare up the staers. Go up the staers. (Vans Porchia, 1943)
akt
30. werds without akshun kill ideelism (Herbert Hoover)
31. yu kant bild a repatashun on wot yer gonna du (Henree Ford)
82. akter...
1. if yu dont talk bout him, him dont listen (Marlon Brando)
83. akuze self, all beleev; praes self, nun beleev (Mike deMontaen)
84. Alabama...
1. Alabam 1:wot cha got in the bag?
Chikens. If yu kan ges how many in the bag, I'll giv yu both av em
5?
2. I heer the Alabam guv manshun berned down. Yep, darn neer destroed the hole traeler park.
3. weer was the toothbrush invented? Alabam, NE-weer els & it wood be a teethbrush.
4. wotz the best thang tu kum outta Alabama? i10 or i20
85. albatros round the nek=karry hevee wate, burden, problem, gilt (yuzyually mental)
from story bi Coleridge, 1798)
86. alek... (alec in krat speek)
1. smart alek=kid hu akt like him no more than him du
87. alfa & omega=from start tu end=all=evreethang...from first & last Greek letters
88. alfabet...
1. how many letters in the alfabet?
bout 40...E. T. went home, so 2 less than b4
89. alforism=predigested wisdum (Ambrose Beers)
90. algebra
1. algebra is 1000's av yeers old but x is still unnoed
90. alimony...
1. alimony...wen 2 make mistake, 1 pae forever (Jon Barrymore)
2. alimony=bie oets for ded hoers (Aurthur Baer)
3. alimony=pae ded hoers (Groucho Marx)
b.like feed hae tu ded hoers
4. alimony=surrender value av spous
5. alimony=the ransom yu pae devil tu be happy (H L Menchen)
b. ranson the happy pae the devil
6. alimony is the kers av the riting klass (Norman Maeler)
7. I dont werk tu kuver the alimony paement (Kevin Kostner)
8. yu dont no how short the month is til its time tu pae the alimont (Jon Barrymore)
91. alive...
1. alive & kikking=not ded yet
2. yu dont no if yu will be alive tumorro (Euripides)
92. alkohol... (alcohol in krat speek)
1. alkohol is cheeper than therapee
2. alkohol is the roed tu noweer...the seenik rout
3. how kan I be so thirsty this morn wen I drank so much last nite
4. I'm not an alkoholik, I'm a drunk...alkoholik gotu meetings.
5. yu kan preserv many thangs in alkohol, but not dignity.
93. all...
1. "all at see" or "at see"...slang=puzzeled, konfused, dont no
2. all av tumorro's flowers are seeds tudae
3. all for 1 & 1 for all (Alex Dumas, 1860)
4. all for nuthang (sumtimes no matter how much yu tri, nuthang werk)
5a. all good thangs must kum tu an end (salms 119)
b. all thangs end
c. all thangs must end
6. all good thangs kum tu him hu wate
7. all grate speekers was bad at first (Ralf W Emersun)
8. all grate thangs R simpel & yu kan sae it in 1 werd, such as hope (W Churchil)
9. all grate truths start as blasfamee (Jorj B. Shaw)
all
10. all gro with time, sept greef (Yiddish)
11. all hat & no kattel (Tex)...pretend tu oen stuf with munee yu dont hav
12. all hav 3 characters...wot yu sho, wot yu R, wot yu thank (Al Kar)
13. all hell broke luse...uproer, nois, konfushun (Jon Milton, 1667)
14. all I am or hope tu be, I oe tu mother (Abe Linkoln)
15. all I ask for is wot me want (Kraeg Dormanen)
16. all I want...less werk, more time tu duit, more pae tu not get dun
17. all in a dae's werk...slang=tu shrug off xtra werk bi pretend it is normal (Walter Skot, 1820)
18. all in good time (Horace)
19. all is faer in luv & war
all
20. all's good that end good (Shakespeer)
21. all men hav a histree (Shakespeer)
22. all men R animals, but sum make better pets
23. all mi life I wanted tu be sumwon. I ges I shood hav ben more spesifik (Lily Tomlin)
24. all need eech other (Leo Buskoglia)
25. all over but the shouting...sumwon won & winning side selebrate
started with sports, now yuzed for elekshuns
26. all over but the shouting...lekshun dun, vote kounted.
27. all over the map=skattered, not organized
28. all paed jobs absorb & degrade the mind (Aristotel)
29. all progress depend on nonreesunabel folk (Jorj B. Shaw)
all
30. all R wise & foolish b4 god (A. Einstein)
31. all roeds leed tu Rome
32. all thangs equal
33. all thangs pass (Mother Teresa)
34. all thangs tu all men=politishun sae diff thangs tu diff groups
him chaenj wot him klaem tu be for tu match wot him thank em want tu heer
35. all that glitter is not gold=looks kan deseev
36. all the werld is a staej & all av us plaers (Shakespeer, McBeth)
37. all the werld luv a luver (evreewon luv luvers)
38. all thumbs (klumsee)
39. all wanna no (Aristotel)
all
40. all werk & no plae make Jak a dull boy
41. all wet (his ideas R dum)
42. all yer dreems kan kum true
94. all is...
1. alls faer in luv & war
2. alls rite that end rite
3. alls well that end well (Shakespeer)
4. alls well that end (modern)
95. allians with powerful person is never safe (Faedrus, 50ad)
96. alligater...
1. is it true an alligater wont eet yu if yu karee a lite?
depend on how fast yu karee it.
2. see yu later alligater; aft a wile, krokadile.
3. wen yer up tu yer ass in alligaters, hard tu remember the goel is tu draen the swamp
97. alma mater...yer old shuel, kollej, or yuniversitee (latin for "good mother")
98. almost oenlee kount in hoersshues
99. alone...
1. alone...in bad kumpanee (Ambrose Beers)
2. alone we kan du littel, tugether so much (Helen Keller)
3. it is eezee tu liv in solitude, but a good man kan liv alone in a krowd (Ralf W Emersun)
100. also ran=tu luze in this round
from sports weer many enter & run prelim round tu selekt the top 3 or top 5
101. alwaes...
1. alwaes be a first-rate vershun av self, not 2nd rate vershun av sumwon els (Judy Garland)
2. alwaes be sinseer, even if yu dont meen it (HST)
3. alwaes darkest b4 the dawn
modern addon...thats wen tu steel naber's nuzpaper
4. alwaes drink upstreem from the herd (Will Rogers)
5. alwaes du rite...it gratifi sum & amaze the rest (Mark Twaen)
6. alwaes dullest b4 the yawn
7. alwaes in demand...character, nawledj, judjment, helth (Robert Babsun, 1950)
8. alwaes liv in yer inkum, even if yu hafta borro munee (Josh Billings, 1870)
9. alwaes look at the brite side (hopeful side)
10. alwaes neet & tidy
102. am I mi brothers keeper?...Genesis
103. amachuer... (amateur in krat speek)
1. amachuers bilded the ark. Profeshunals bilded the Titanik
104. amaze...
1. amazing wot yukan du if yu dont want kredit for it (HST)
2. alwaes du rite...it gratifi sum & amaze the rest (Mark Twaen)
b du rite. This gratifi sum & amaze others
3. nuthang amaze man as much as kommon sens (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
4. nuthang amaze man as much as kommon sens & plaen deel
105. ambassader...
1. ambassader...onest man sent oversees tu lie for kuntree (henree Wotton)
2. ambassader=sumwon hu faeled tu get lekted so the admin giv him a job
provided him leev the kuntree (Ambrose Beers)
3. the ambassader was alwaes absent, but not his presens (Theo C Sorensen)
106. ambishun...
1. ambishun...poor xkuez for not nuff sens tu be lazee
2. ambishun=overpowering erj tu be vilified bi enemees wen alive
& made tu look redikulus bi freends wen ded (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
3. ambishun=wot man tri tudu (Robert Browning, 1880)
4. ambishun is a fire without limit (Ben Franklin)
5. ambishun is an idol (Robert Southee, 1840)
6. ambishun is a shado av a dreem (Shakespeer)
7. ambishun is a vise, but mae father virchu (Edgar Quinet, 1870)
[mae giv rise tu virchu]
8. ambishun is like luv, it dont abide delae or rivals (Jon Deham, 1660)
9. ambishun is never satisfied (Nik Machiovelli, 1500)
ambishun
10. ambishun is pitiless (Joe Joubert, 1800)
11. ambishun is the last refuge av faelyuer (Oskar Wild, 1900)
12. ambishun never end (Yashide Kenko)
13. ambishun shood be made av sterner stuff (Shakespeer)
14. ambishus liv on flattery (Oliver Goldsmith)
15. ambishus men klimb & laber with grate anzietee, but never get theer (Robert Burton, 1630)
16. ambishus R liers & cheets (Sallust, 35bc)
17. ambishus yern for the nonpossabel (Erik Hoffer)
18. blood wash ambishus hands (Lord Byron, 1800)
19. lust for sukses prostates the sole (Smilee Blanton)
ambishun
20. never-ending toil tu klimb tu the top like dogs chaened tu a weel (Robert Burton)
21. wen ambishun end, happy start
107. amerika...
see also...naeshun
1. 100% amerikan=99% idiot (Jorj B Shaw)
2. amerika: 10,000 laws tu define the 10 kommandants
3. amerika: land weer yu kan sae wot yu thank without thanking
4. amerika...yu kan bi a lifetime supply av asperin for 1$, & yuze it up in 1 week
5. amerika...yu kan sae wot yu thank if yer not afraed av wife, boss, kustomer, nabers, or guvt
6. amerika=land weer men govern, but wemen rule (Jon Brown)
7. amerika, luv it or leev it
8. Amerika alwaes du the rite thang...aft evreethang els fael (W Churchil)
9. Amerika dont hav a fyucher (Adolf Hitler)
Amerika
10. Amerika dont no nuthan bout food, luv, or art (Isadora Dunkan)
11. amerika dont no weer it wanna go, but determined tu set a speed rekord tu get theer (Larens J Peter)
12. amerika hav 2 klasses av travel: 1st & with kids (Robert Benchlee)
13. amerika hav no fyucher
it is half ju & half negro
how kan yu spekt it tu hold tugether? (Adolf Hitler)
14. amerika hav quiet majoritees & noisee minoritees
15. amerika is a big mistake (Sigmund Froid)
16. amerika is a land av inventers & the gratest inventers R nuzmen (Alexander G Bell)
17. amerika is big freendlee don in small room. Wag tael & nok over chaer (Arnold Toynbee)
18. amerika is grate bekauz it is good (Alex de Tokquevil)
19. Amerika is no fun (Charles Dikkens)
Amerika
20. Amerika is paradise for lawyers (Danyeel Bruester)
21. amerika is the oenlee idealistik naeshun in the werld (Woodro Wilsun)
22. amerika laff at witch dokters but spend milyuns on fake waes tu luze wate (leonard Levinson)
23. amerika the melting pot boiled over
24. Amerika the melting pot...berned on the bottom & skum on top (Charlee King)
b. & the skum floet tu the top
25. Amerika was diskuvered b4 kolumbus, but em alwaes hushed up it (Oskar Wild)
b. was oft diskuvered b4 kolumbus, but it was hushed up (Oskar Wild)
26. amerika was not diskuvered, it was detekted (Oskar Wild)
27. Amerikans...morose, sullen, repulsiv, klown (Charles Dikkens)
28. Amerikans dont hav passhun, em hav appatite (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
29. Amerikans hav the best taest munee kan bi (Miles Kington)
Amerika
30. Amerikans like fat book & thin brods (Russel Baker)
31. Amerikans R the dummest on this planet (Mike Moor)
32. Amerikans will eet garbage is yu hide it in ketchup (Henree Miller)
33. Amerikans will adore me til me sae sumthang nies bout em (Jorj B Shaw)
34. if yu wanna no Amerika, lern Baseball (Jak Barsun)
35. in Amerika, NE-1 kan be president...thats the risk yu take (Adli Stevensun)
36. in Amerika, sports is the opiate av the masses (Russel Baker)
37. many ask wot Amerika stand for. Anser=2 much
38. naeshunal flower=konkreet kloverleef (Luis Mumford)
39. oenlee in amerika...banks chaen the pens & leev door wide open
Amerika
40. trubel with Amerika is it thank sumthang is better than nuthang (Alfred Stieglitz)
41. wot impress me most bout Amerika...how parents obae theer kids (Duke av Windsor)
42. yung amerikans is theer oldest tradishun...300 yeers (Oskar Wild)
108. an...
1. 1 rotted appel spoil the hole barrel
2. appel a dae keep the dokter awae
3. emply kan make the most nois
4. owlns av akshun is werth a tun av theeree (Fred Engels)
5. owlns av prevent is werth a pound av fixit
109. analogy...
1. 1 analogy iz better than 3 ours talk (James McKae)
110. analyze wot [skills] yu dont hav & wot yudu (Graes More)
111. anarchy is the hiest form av demokrasee
112. and this tu shall pass (wotever inflikt yu now)
113. angel, tipe 1... (anjel in nonkrat) [mith bout a thang with wings]
1. angel help yu beleev in mirakels
2. angel without wings...we kall it "freend"
3. angels kan fli kauz em take self so lite
4. angels R theer wen yu need em
5. eech is half an angel. Tugether we kan fli.
6. good nite sweet prins
flites av angels sing yu tu sleep (Shakespeer)
7. I'm an angel...the horns R just tu keep the haelo on strate
8. I seed the traks av angels in the dirt (Petarch)
9. I wons had an angel in mi arms
10. if yu dont beleev in angels, yu never herd me sing
114. angel, tipe 2...2 strate lines meet an an angel
1. best tipe angel is the tri-angel (try-angel in krat)
115. animals...
1. a home without a dog is oenlee shelter (Steev Hunek)
2. animals dont talk much. is good (Thorton Wilder, 1950)
3. animals R good freends, em dont pester, gossip, or kritisize (Jorj Eliot, 1860)
4. baer, no mater how hard it tri, gro tubby without xersize (Winee the poo)
5. dog luv yu more than it luv self (Josh Billings)
6. dogs make our lifes hole (Roger Karas)
7. if yu thank yer powerful, tri order around a kat
8. kats dont hav oener, em hav staf
9. life is short. Ride the best hoers first.
10. man kan spend all dae werking on a puzzel.
dog is smart nuff tu giv up in 2 minuts & nap
11. munee kan bi a dog, but oenlee luv kan get it tu wag it tael
12. yu kant tame a turtel
116. anoit...tu grees hi brass (such as kings) hu R alredee plentee slippery (Ambrose Beers)
117. anser...
1. anser tu a maedens praer=yer dreem kame true=yu got wot yu thot yu never wood
2. its annoying tu no all the ansers but nowon ask yu
118. ant
1. ants in yer pants?
2. wot du yu kall a very old ant? anteek
119. anuther won bite the dust (got killed)
120. anxiety...
see also...weree
1. akshun redues anxiety
2. anxiety hav ies all over yer hed [it weree bout evreethang] (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
any tom, dik & harry...NE
121. Apartment ads...how tu translate werds
1. AC...atroshus Karpet
2. AEK...all elektrons kanselled
3. affordabel
a. if Bill Gates hav yu in his will
b. if yer parents put up 100,000$
c. if yu make 200,000$/yeer+free helth kare & penshun
4. eezee aksess
a. next tu freewae and/or 8-lane hiwae
b. next tu raelroed traks
c. under fli path tu aerport
d. all av the abuv
5. freendlee staff...we make Doberman pinchers seem nies
6. grate bargin...in a slum
7. grate vyu
a. big dumpster kan just ouside bedroom windo
b. reech out windo & tuch yer naber
c. yu kan see the pool
8. heeted pool
a. wen the sun shine onit
b. wen theer's water init
9. lite & aeree
a. kold & draftee
b. leek like a seev
10. muve in bonus
a. emptee 8 months
b. straenj smell drive evreewon batty
11. pets welkum
a. but not kids
b. if its in a kaej
12. rustik
a. gothic arkitektchuer
b. heet provided bi koel-berning stove in kitchen
c. no fixit in last 40 yeers
d. outhous out bak
e. Viktorian
12. secure parking
a. "no won's ben robben on the street outside"
b. manager kan see parking lot from his kitchen
c. tin roof over yer park slot
11. spaesyus (spacious in krat speek)
a. big if yu liv in yer kar
b. hole-in-the-wall dive
c. so we kan charj yu 200$ more
12 W/D...
a. will be disgusted
b. werreed/depressed
122. Apathy...
1. Apathy=dont giv a dam (Leo Bus)
2. Apathy=dont no, dont kare, dont wanna (Jak Kerou, 1950)
3. Apathy is a krime (Jorj Lichtenberg, 1770)
4. number 1 problem in our kuntree is apathy, but nowon kare
5. wotz the dif tween apathy & ignorant? Dont no & dont kare
123. Ape is ugly, just like us (Mark Cicero, 50bc)
124. Appel...
1. Adam ate the appel & our teeth stil ake (Hungary)
2. Adam wanted the appel kaus it was forbid, not kauz him wanted an appel (Mark Twaen)
3. all politiks is appel saus (Will Rogers)
4. Appel a dae keep the dokter awae
5. Appel av diskord=wot yu fite over...from Greek mithology
6. Appel av yer ie =deer won, cherished kin, faverit kid
b. appel av mi ie
[is in the bibel, but never defined]
7. appel dont fall far from the tree
8. Appel pie order =ship-shape=organized, evreethang in plaes
9. as vaen as put up sine in appel orchard "worms keep out" (Horas Man)
appel
10. both av us hav 1 appel, exchaenj em & we still hav 1 appel
if we hav 1 idea eech & exchaenj it, both hav 2 ideas (Jorj B Shaw)
11. even if i noed the werld wood end tumorro, I wood plant an appel tree tudae (Martin Luther)
12. go ahed, upset the appel kart, the appels will rot NE-wae (Frank A Klark)
13. in Holywood, wemen R peeches. Sumtimes I yern for an appel (Will S Maugham)
14. milyuns saw the appel fall, Nueton asked wi (Bernard Baruch)
15. sins Eve gave Adam the appel, the sexes disagree over gifts (Nan Roberson)
16. sins Eve offered Adam the appel, Woman's punishment is tu suppli
man with food & suffer the konsequenses wen it dont agree with him (Helen Roeland)
17. the big appel...slang for Nu York Sitee
18. the problem was not the appel in the tree...it was the pare on the ground
19. the sweeter the appel, the darker the kore (Dorthory Parker)
appel
20. upset the appel kart...chaenj sumthang, du sumthang different
21. woman is appel & serpent (Heinrich Heine)
22. yu kant put the appel bak on the tree av nawleedj; we R doomed (Aurthur Miller)
| appearance, appeerans |
looks |
124. Appeeranses oft deseev (Aesop, 550bc)
b. looks deseev, looks kan deseev
125. appeez...
1. Appeezer feed krokadile & hope it eet him last (Churchil)
2. Appeezment...I smeel appeezment in the aer (Margret Thacher)
126. Appruve...
NUZ flash...in USA, 18% appruve av kongres (Aug 2007)...nu lo
127. April showers bring Mae flowers
128. April showers bring Mae flowers
129. Arazona...111 in the shade is kinda hot, but yu dont hafta shuvel it off the drivewae
130. are
1. Are marbels made av marbel?...oenlee in the good old daes.
131. Argue, argument...
see also...quarrel
1. 2 theerees bout how tu argue with wemen, both dont werk
2. All most arguments pruev is...2+ R present (Tony Pettito)
3. Argue with a fens post
4. behind evree argument is ignorans
5. dont argue with a fool...folks kant tell wich is wich
6. for evree argument, theer is a kounter-argument
[this impli evree argument is fawls, i.e. evreethang is fawls]
7. I dont hafta gotu evree argument Im invited tu
8. I won the argument, but eventually her forgiv me NE-wae
9. the number av agruments dont matter unless sum av em werk (Ralf Hartlee)
10. yu kant win an argument if 1 or both dont no the subjekt
132. Arm & leg dont go as far as it yuzed tu
132. Armed tu the teeth=tu hav evree weppon yu kan lae yer hands on
133. Army...
1. A well-organized armed militia is best (Tom Jeffersun)
2. Armed naeshun dont need standing army (Tom Jeffersun)
3. Armee av asses led bi a lion is gooder than armee av lions led bi ass (Jorj Washington)
4. Armee food...the spoils av war
5. Armee is like Boy Skouts, sept skouts hav adult supervishun (Blake Klark)
6. Armees=bodees av men hu tri tu skare eech other (Napoleon)
7. Armees kant repel an idea huz time kum (sept in Red China)
8. disaplin is the sole av the army (Jorj Washington)
9. his army was invinsabel in pees, nonseeabel in war (W T Sherman)
10. if mi soldyers start tu thank, em R outta mi army (Frederik av Prussia)
11. join the army, meet straenj folks, kill em
12. no kuntree ever had larj nuff armee tu gard in pees or win in war (Kalvin Kooleedj)
13. skill & konfident=konkering army (Jorj Herbert)
14. standing armee=big mischeef (James Madison)
15. we tri tu rehab lost soles. But if yu wanna bern down Shekago, forget it (Brian Hilferty)
16. without disaplin, army is a bunch av look-alike gies (Frank Berns)
134. Armor...
1. best armer ginst logik is ignorans (Larens J Peter)
135. around...
1. a rumor without a leg tu stand on will get around NE-wae (Jon tudor)
2. around the horn...giv eech won a chans tu sae sumthang [oft in order, around the room]
3. beet around the bush=avoid the subjekt, distrakt
b. dont beet around the bush
4. ben around the blok=hav xpeereeans, not a dummy
5. get yer arms around it=understand it, lern bout it
6. he terned his life around.
7. if yer ordered around bi others, yer ded (St Tom Aquinas, 1260)
8. if yu kan keep yer hed wen all em around yu luze theers, yu dont understand the problem.
9. kat around=plae around
10. politishun wood get around god (Shakespeer)
11. pussyfoot around=timid, evade, sneek (like a kat)
12. run around like a chiken with its hed kut off
13. wot go around, kum around
arrive... [krat gibberish...me dont du gibberish]
136. art...
1. art=hav fun wile yu pleez others (Dale Karnagee)
2. art imatate naecher (Mark Antoninus)
3. art is 1 wae tu run awae & never leev home (Twyla Tharp)
4. art is NE-thang yu kan get awae with (Marshal McLuhan)
5. art is the koler av yer imajin
6. art save us from truth (FRed Nietzche)
7. I seed an angel in the marbel & karved til I set it free (Michelangelo)
8. if it make yu sik, its art
9. if yu sit on a paenting long nuff, yu bekum impresshunist
10. in art, its not a mistake, its kreeativ (Denees)
11. kraft hav rules, art dont
12. kreeativ=make mistakes. Art=no wich wons tu keep (Skot Adams)
13. Life is a big kanvas. Thro all the paent yu kan onit (Danny Kae)
14. we hav art tu save us from the truth (Fred Nietzshe)
15. yu shood not be a werk av art or weer a werk av art (Oskar Wild)
137. artful dodger=pikpoket is good at run awae in a krowd (Oliver Twist, 1837)
138. artist...
1. artist: I wanna donate a pik tu charity
Kritik: giv it tu the blind-folks home
2. artist dont get old, em get abstrakt
3. artist is not ahed av his time, others R behind (Martha Graham)
4. artist sit on the edj av the werld. 1 push mae send him over.
5. evree artist start as amachuer (Ralf W Emersun)
139. as...
1. as a kro fli [sumwon thank a kro fli strate...it dont]
2. as a man is in his hart, so him be (Proverbs)
3. as a twig is bent the tree will gro
4. as bitter as a gale
5. as blak as yer hat
6. as blind as a bat
7. as brave as a lion
8. as brown as a berry
9. as ded as a doornob (doornael)
as
10. as deep as a well
11. as dependabel as a fox in a hen hous
12. as dum as a mule
13. as emptee as aer
14. as faer as a lilly
15. as fast as the mexikan 2-step
16. as fat as a porpus
17. as fine as a fiddel
18. as flat as a pankake
19. as free as a bird
as
20. as god wills (the will av the gods, if yu prefer the Rome/Greek vershun)
21. as happy as a pig in slop
22. as happy as a pig in the sun
23. As hard as a millstone
24. as hard as a rok
25. as hi as a kite
26. as hi as the ski
27. as i sed b4, never repeet
28. as interisting as watch grass gro
29. as interisting as watch paent dri
as
30. as kleen as a penny
31. as kleer as a bell
32. as kleer as the nose on yer faes
33. as klumbsee as a bull in a china shop
34. as kross as a baer
35. as lite as a fether
36. As long as a kuntree mile
37. as long as em will spend good munee on krap, Ill sell it tu em (Dik Kavet)
38. As long as the day is long
39. as long as yu hav nuff, dont komplaen (Chauser, 1380)
as
40. as luk wood hav it
41. as mad as a hatter...in 1800's hat makers yuzed mercury.
over time mercury seep thru skin & made em akt straenj...folks sed em was krazy.
42. as mad as a March hare
43. as many as Carter had little liver pills
44. as neet as a pin
45. as nervus as a long taeled kat in a room full of rocking chairs
46. as old as Methusela...bibel sae him lived 969 yeers
47. as onest as the dae is long
48. as pig-hedded as a muel (stubborn)
49. as plump as a partridge
as
50. as poor as a church mouse
51. as proud as a peecock
52. as pure as a angel
53. as pure as mothers milk
54. as pure as the driven sno
55. as red as a beet
56. as rich as Croesus=very rich
57. as rite as rain
58. as ruff as a gale
59. as round as an apple
as
60. as sharp as a stick
61. as slo as a snail
62. as sly as a fox
63. as smart as a steel trap
64. as spri as a kat
65. as stiff as a poker
66. as strong as an ox
67. as subtel as a brik
68. as tender as a mother milk
69. as tender as a mother's luv
as
70. as the aktress sed tu the bishop...aktress is skandalus, bishop spozed tu be opposit
71. as the kro fli...based on fawls idea the kro fli strate
72. as the twig is bent, so the tree will gro (Alexander Pope)
73. as thin as a rail
74. as tuff as nails
75. as ugly as sin
76. as week as a kitten
77. as yuzeful as a 1-armed trapeez artis with an itch
140. asid... (acid in krat speek)
1. asid test=thero, rigerus test, a test that pruev sumthang
141. ask...
1. ask/giv no quarter...no mersee, no prisuners
2. ask me no quesshuns & me dont tell yu no lies
3. ask rite quesshun take as much skil as giv rite anser (Robert Half)
4. dont put all yer begs in 1 ask-it
5. if yu dont ask, yu dont get (Gandi)
6. kareful wot yu ask for, yu mae get it
7. millyuns see appels fall from the tree, Nueton asked wi (Bernard Baruch)
8. yu dont alwaes get wot yu ask for, but yu gotta ask tu get,
unless it is a dazeez (Frank broud)
142. asleep...
note...if yu wanna yuze it as adjativ, gotta yuz "sleeping"
zampel...let sleeping dogs lae (let sleeping dogs be) [leev em alone=dont bother em]
1. a saeing sum yuze
akshun I kant xkuez
in a kar (hupmobil)
asleep at the weel
no time tu snuez
2. asleep at the switch
3. asleep at the weel...yu hed for disaster if yu dont pae tenshun
4. in morn, lady brite
regret her faster than lite
barely awake
her mistake
he's asleep in bed on her rite
5. most av the dae I'm asleep
at nite I refuze tu kount sheep
I keep humans awake
til theer hed ake
and em yell "Megee go bleep"
143. aspire...
1. aspire tu be grate. But remember nowon ever assasinated a fridj repaerman
144. ass...
1. ass bakwards=duit bakward, start at end, put kart b4 hoers
2. ass in Jermany is a professer in Rome (Jerman)
145. assassin...
1. assassinashun is extreen senser (Jorj B Shaw)
146. assume...
1. assume=make ass outta u & me (ass+u+me)
2. assume nuthang, quesshun evreethang
3. yu proseed from fawls assumpshun (Spok, Star Trek 2)
147. at...
1. at 1 fell swuep=fast, sudden, all at wons
2. at 20 the will rules, at 30 wit, at 40 judjment (Ben Franklin)
3. at birth, deth oenlee stand aside a littel. Eech dae him kum kloser (Robert Bolt)
4. at deth's door
5. at first blush (first look)
6. at full blast (British)=full speed ahed, petal tu the metal
7. at loggerheds...2 hav a dispute that go on forever, neether will settel it
8. at lues ends=restless, dont no wot tu du
9. at see=lost, konfuzed, puzzeled, bewildered
10. at the drop av a hat=signal tu start (fite, raes)
11. at the end av yer rope (British="tether")=yer exhausted, fed-up, at the limit
12. at wits end=outta ideas
148. athlete...
1. tu kall em "student athlete" is like kall Attilda's trueps "weekend warriers"
149. attaboy...
1. attaboy=brownee point= good boy=pat on hed
2. 1 aw-shit wipe out 1000 attaboys
150. attain...
1. attainabel goel...yukan duit if yu stretch
151. attitude...
1. advencher is an attitude yu must appli tu dae-tu-dae life (Jon Amat)
2. attitude is a littel thang that make a big dif (W Churchil)
3. attitude is a mirrer av the mind (David Swartz)
4. attitude is kontajus. Is yers werth katching? (Dennis Mannering)
5. gratitude is the best attitude
6. I dont hav an attitude, I'm reel good
7. if yu kant chaenj fate, chaenj yer attitude (Amy Tan)
8. man is talking monkees with an attitude (Unkel Ben)
9. morality is the attitude we hav for em we hate (Oskar Wild)
10. nuthang kan help a man with the rong attitude (Tom Jeffersun)
11. oenlee dif tween good dae & bad dae is yer attitude (Dennis S Brown)
12. positive attitude mae not solv yer problem
but it anoy nuff folks tu be werth it (Henree Albrite)
13. so hard wen I hafta, so eezee wen I wanna (Annee Gottlier)
14. we make self miserabel or happy. same effort (Franseska Reegler)
152. audiotorium...
1. audiotorium kum from latin...audio=heer, taurus=bull
153. augur good/bad...a sine sumthang will tern out good or bad
154. authority...
1. authority is alwaes hated (Euripides,420bc)
2. authority is skum bullees (P J O'Rourk)
2. authority kant survive dout (Robert Lindner)
155. autobiografee=life storee av a krat kar
156. av...
1. av all the thangs me lost, me miss me mind the most
2. av all the werds av tung & pen, the saddest R "it mite hav ben" (Jon Greenleef Whitter)
b. for all the sad werds av tung or pen, the saddest is "it mite hav ben"
3. av em hu dont sae nuthang, fyu R silent (Tom Neel)
157. averaej...
1. averaej...Im averaej, but me werk at it harder than averaej (Teddy Roosevelt)
2. averaej person thank him not (Larry Lorenzoni)
158. avoid... (eschew or eschu in krat speek)
1. 1 no avoid 70 evils (India)
2. 3 thangs tu avoid: strange dog, flood, and man hu thank him wise. (Welsh)
3. Alwaes speek yer mind & meen man will avoid yu (Will Blake)
4. appresheeate me now & avoid the rush (Ashlee Brite)
5. avoid all entangelments (C S Luis)
6. avoid at all kosts...dont du nuthang (Denis Waetlee)
7. avoid beens (Plutarch)
8. avoid evil & it will avoid yu
9. avoid evil deeds like poison (Budda)
avoid
10. avoid hit em if yu kan, if yu kant, hit em hard (Theodor Roosevelt)
11. avoid impashent. Time bring rose.
12. avoid needel drugs (Abbee Hofman).
13. avoid nonsymetrity
14. avoid problems & yu will never overkum em (Richard Bach)
15. avoid sloth (Horus)
16. avoid witisms at others expens (Horus Man)
17. beet around the bush=avoid the subjekt
18. better tu sae "no" than tu agree just tu avoid trubel (Gandi)
19. beware leest yer anxiety tu avoid war get yu a master (Demosthenes)
avoid
20. folks dont like tu look foolish.
In triing tu avoid the appeerans av fools, em R fools (Alice Walker)
21. foolish tu feer wot yu kant avoid (Syrus)
22. I alwaes avoid profasizing b4 it happen, better tu duit aft (W Churchil)
23. I avoid temptashun sept wen I kant rezist (Mae West)
24. I du Ne-thang I kan tu avoid fame (Jonny Dep)
25. if yu ask quesshuns, yu kant avoid the anser (Afrika)
26. if yu R nuthang & du nuthang, yu avoid suffer & sorro (Leo F Buscaqlia)
27. if yu wanna be krazy, avoid the madhous (Amy K Farmer)
28. it is alredy 2 late tu avoid mass starvahsun (Denis Haes, 1970)
29. Oenlee wae tu win argument is avoid it (Dale Karanee)
avoid
30. pull tugether=avoid be pulled apart (Bob Allisat)
31. repent wotz past, avoid wot is tu kum (Shakespeer)
32. that girl is the dummest life form I havent ben abel tu avoid (Doug Adams)
33. tu avoid hit the bumper av kar in front, I hit a walker insted. (on Inshuer klaem)
34. tu avoid kritized...du nuthang, sae nuthang, be nuthang (Aristotel)
35. tu avoid miserabel, keep tu bizee tu thank (Jorj B Shaw)
36. tu avoid suffering, never luv sumwon (Woody Allen)
37. tu hav pees, nashuns shood avoid the pin-priks that leed tu kannon-shot (Napoleon)
38. we tri tu avoid choises bi du nuthang, but that is a deside (Gary Kollins)
39. wise man see the misforchun av others & avoid it (Mark Aurelius)
avoid
40. wot du yu wanna du or avoid...this is yer goel
how yu plan tu go about it is stradegy (Will C Rothchild)
41. xpert...sumwon hu no all the mistakes in his feeld & avoided em (Wener Heisenberg)
42. yu gotta hav nuff wit tu avoid hav 2 much (Andre Maurois)
43. yu gotta respekt publik pinyun nuff tu avoid starv & stae outta jael (Berstrum Russel)
44. yu kan avoid speed tikket from automatik kamras bi chaenj lanes
45. yu lern wot tu du & avoid from speereeans (Jon vonGoethe)
46. yu need a doktrin if oenlee tu avoid fawls doktrin (Simon Weil)
47. yu oft meet fate on the roed yu take tu avoid it (Frans)
159. ax tu grind=yer pet peev, yer upset bout sumthang
beware av sumwon with "ax tu grind"=hid reesun
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