302. C is the root av all direktrees (Mikrosoft op sys yuze "C" as simbel for the hard disk)
303. CEO...Konseeted, egomaniakal Oger
304. chaenj... (change in krat speek)
1. a pikcher is histree. It stae konstant, yu chaenj (Einstein, 1920)
2. a woman's mind is kleener. Her chaenj it so much (Oliver Herford, 1900)
3. all chaenj is not gro. All muvement is not forward (Ellen Glasgow ,1900)
4. all thangs chaenj (Euripides, 450bc)
5. Beware av em hu wanna chaenj all or nuthang (Nansee Aster, 1940)
6. chaenj & gooder R 2 diff thangs (German)
7. chaenj 1 mind=chaenj the werld (Jone Konor)
8. chaenj a fool ginst his will, he's av the same pinyun still
9. chaenj av hart=him chaenjed his mind
chaenj
10. chaenj differ but mae not impruev
11. chaenj dont be "reform", tho "reform" kan chaenj all
12. chaenj hoerses in midstreen=risky tu chaenj koers now (Abe Linkoln, 1863)
13. chaenj is a prosses, not an event
14. chaenj is gaeranteed, but not from a vending masheen (Robert Gallager)
15. chaenj is given (gaeranteed) (Ben Disraeli, 1840)
16. chaenj is hard werk (Billy Kristel)
17. chaenj is inevitabel, sept from vending masheen
18. chaenj is life (Alvin Toffler)
19. chaenj is not konveenyent, even wen it make thangs gooder (Richard Hooker, 1580)
chaenj
20. chaenj is not proggres, but proggres require chaenj (Henree Kommanger)
21. chaenj is stressful (Arnold Benner, 1900)
22. chaenj kan challenj or threten (Marsha Sinetar)
23. chaenj self & yer forchun chaenj (Portugal)
24. chaenj will make yu sik (Herodotus, 450 bc)
25. dif tween rut & grave is size (Ellen Glasgow)
26. dont chaenj=dekae. Oenlee plaes weer yu dont chaenj is the sematary (Harold Wilsun)
27. dont need tu chaenj. Survive not mandatory (W E Deming)
28. evree chaenj must hav a kauz (Voltare, 1750)
29. evreethang chaenj (Budda)
chaenj
30. evreethang chaenj, sept man (Lord Bryon, 1800)
31. evreewon wanna chaenj the werld, but dont wanna chaenj self (Leo N Tolstoy)
32. folks dont chaenj, oenlee kostumes chaenj (Jeen Moor)
33. foot draggers resist chaenj
34. giv me the strength tu chaenj wot I kan
the paeshens tu aksept wot I kant
and the wisdum tu no wich is wich
35. hard tu chaenj, harder tu gro (Ralf Ellison)
36. I wanted tu chaenj the werld, but found I kan oenlee chaenj self (Al Huxlee)
37. if a freend chaenj his mind, he's brod-minded.
. if foe chaenj mind, he's a lier (Frank P Adams)
38. if yu dont chaenj yer mind, wi hav it? (Ed deBono)
39. if yu dont like it, chaenj it.
if yu kant, chaenj how yu look at it. (Mary Engelbreit)
chaenj
40. if yu spekt chaenj tu be konfortabel, yu dont no histree (Jone W Skot)
41. if yu want tu make enamees, tri tu chaenj sumthang (Woodroe Wilsun)
42. if yu want tu understand sumthang, tri tu chaenj it (Kurt Lewin)
43. Just kauz evreethang is different dont meen it chaenjed (Ireen Peter)
b. Just kauz it differ dont meen it chaenjed (Ireen Peter)
44. konsider how hard tu chaenj self, then how hard tu chaenj others
45. konstant chaenj is heer tu stae
46. laws dont chaenj kauz krats liv off the kaeos em make (Richard Nixon)
47. man hate chaenj (Tom Karliel, 1820)
48. man is not kontent tu leev thangs alone,
him chaenj em, but is never happy with the result (Elspeth Huxlee)
49. many deseev self bi thank a chaenj will make em happy (Tom Kepis, 1440)
chaenj
50. nuthang chaenj but all differ (Aldous Huxlee)
51. nuthang rong with chaenj in the rite direkshun (W Churchil)
52. oenlee the wisest & dumest dont chaenj (Konfushus)
53. rejekt chaenj=dekae. Oenlee plaes without progress is the semetary (Harold Wilson)
54. safety=abel tu chaenj (Jon Lilly)
55. See how hard it iz tu chaenj self
Konsider how hard th chaenj sumwon els (Jakob Braud)
56. sum chaenj freends, job, wife...NE-thang sept self
57. sum chaenj wen em see the lite, sum wen em feel the heet (Karoline Shoeder)
58. thangs get badder bi self if yu dont chaenj em bi dezine (Fransis Bakon)
59. The fyucher will be different (Peter Druker)
chaenj
60. The more thangs chaenj, the more em stae the same
61. The oenlee konstant is chaenj
62. The oenlee thang that stae the same is chaenj
63. The werld hate chaenj (Charles Kettering, 1930)
64. tu be happy or wise, yu gotta chaenj (Konfushus)
65. tu chaenj sumwon, chaenj how him see self
66. tu chaenj 1 mind kan chaenj the werld
67. tu chaenj yer mind, yu must first hav 1 (Ed Westkot)
68. wen yer dun chaenjing, yer dun fer (Ben Franklin) or Bruce Barton
69. wen yu kant chaenj it, chaenj self (Vikter Frank)
chaenj
70. wise man chaenj his mind, fool never (Spaen)
71. wot yu bekum is the pries yu pae for wot yu wanted (Mignon McLaughlin)
72. yu gotta be desperat tu chaenj much (Will Burroes)
73. yu gotta faes it b4 yu kan chaenj it (James Baldwin, 1950)
74. yu hu dont chaenj liv in madhous or semetary (Evert Dirksun)
75. yu must chaenj yer dreems or yer skills (Jin Ron)
304. champaen... (champagne in krat)
1. a woman shood oenlee eet lobster & chanpaen in publik (Lord Bryon)
2. champaen taste on a beer budget=want fanseeer than yu kan afford
3. champaen will du. But if yu hav klass, fille mi glass with Oklahoma home-bru (Tom T Hall)
4. grate luv affaers start with champaen (oner de Balzarek)
5. Hous av lords is like champaen left out 5 daes (Klemet Atlee)
6. I hate champaen more than evreethang, sept 7-up (Elane Dundy)
7. like champaen or hi heels...yu gotta suffer (Arnold Bennet)
8. like kompae champaen with koke (Maria Kallas)
9. meet Roosevelt is like open champaen the first time.
no him is like drink champaen (W Churchil)
10. sum wanted champaen & caviar wen em shood hav had hot dogs (Eisenhower)
305. chapter...
1. chapter & vers=all the detaels, more than NE-1 want
306. chans... (chance in krat)
1. all life is a chans (Karl Karagee)
2. best pries life offer is chans tu werk hard at sumthang werth duing (Theodore Roosevelt)
3. chans belong tu advenchurers (Napoleon Bonapart)
4. chans dont hert the determined (Ella W Wilkox)
5. chans faver em hu kort her (Charles Nikolle)
6. chans faver the prepared mind (Lues Pastuer)
7. chans faver the prudent (Jo Joubert)
8. chans hit all. Oenlee a fyu kan tern it tu advantaej (Edward G Bulwer)
9. chans kyuer the faults reesun never see (Fransis Rochefoukauld)
chans
10. chans wont help if yu dont (Sofokeles)
11. chois, not chans, make yer destiny (Jeen Nidetch)
12. eezeeer tu resist temptashun if yu thank yu'll get anuther chans
13. giv pees a chans (Jon Lennon)
14. got a dreem? Giv it a chans (Richard M deVos)
15. I prep; sumdae mi chans will kum (Abe Linkoln)
16. leev nuthsng tu chas=never du nuthang (Ed F Halifax)
17. less korrupshun, or more chans tu get mi share (Ashlee Brite)
18. let yer hook alwaes be in pool weer theer be chans theer be fish (Ovid)
19. lie fli round the werld b4 truth hav chans tu put on its pants (W Churchil)
chans
20. met bi chans, bekame freends bi chois
21. mi life was werth living. I wood liv it agin if I got the chans (Berstrand Russel)
22. never miss a chans tu shutup (Will Rogers)
23. no how hard tu chaenj self & yu see how small the chans yu kan chaenj sumwon els
24. nuthang is chans. No such thang as luk (Richard Bach)
25. open mind...theer is a chans sumwon will drop in a thot
26. problem=chans tu du yer best (Duke Ellington)
27. risk nuthang=risk more (Erika Jung)
28. trubel with resist temptashun...yu mae not get anuther chans
29. trust chans & yu gotta liv with result (Kalvin Kooledj)
chans
30. tu gro, take chanses, make mistakes (Mary Tiler More)
31. tu impruev life, yu gotta take chanses (Walter Andersun)
32. want more luk? Take more chanses. (Brian Trasee)
33. we get a sekond chans evree dae, but most dont take it (Andru m Greelee)
34. wen god dont sine his werk, its chans (Anatole Frans)
35. wen yu R tormentated & defeeted, yu hav a chans tu lern sumthang (Ralf W Emersun)
[like dont duit agin]
36. werld is full av hert & mischans without war tu multipli em (J R Tolkien)
37. wise man tern chans intu forchun (Tom Fuller)
38. wotz the dif tween slim chans & fat chans?
39. yer chans tu win the lottery is the same if yu plae it or not (Fran Lebowitz)
chans
40. yu dont get sekond chans tu make first impresshun
41. yu kant bekum wise bi chans (Seneka)
42. yu oenlee hav 1 life=1 chans tu du wot yu wanna
307. character...
1. 4 kornerstones av character=inishativ, imajin, individual, independent (Vernon Rickenbaker, 1919)
2. all hav 3 characters...wot yu sho, wot yu R, wot yu thank (Al Kar)
3. be tu big tu take offens & tu nobel tu giv it (Abe Linkoln)
4. better a man av value than a suksesful man (A Einstein)
5. bi aej 30 character is set in most & will not soften (Will James, 1900)
6. character=big nuff tu take on life (Mary Richards)
7. character=du rite wen nowon look (J C Watts)
8. character=du wot yu kan (Jon VonGoeth, 1800)
9. character=wot god no, reputashun=wot men thank (Tom Paen, 1770)
character
10. character=wot yu du wen nowon no (Tom Macoulae, 1840)
b. wot yu du wen nowon will ever find out
11. character=wot yu make it, reputashun wot others make av it (Jon Lubbok, 1860)
12. character...eezeer tu keep than tu rekuver (Tom Paen, 1770)
13. character...how yu treet sumwon hu kant du NE-thang for yu (James D. Miles)
14. character...yu must keep it brite & kleen (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1700)
15. character & reputashun R a tree & its shadoe (Abe Linkoln)
16. character get respekt
17. character is a foundashun belo the surfus
18. character is a habit that last (Plutarch, 100ad)
19. character is a viktree over self
character
20. character is appreesishated in bad times (Publius Tacitus, 100ad)
21. character is eezeer tu keep than tu repaer (Tom Paen)
22. character is fate (Heraclitus, 500bc)
23. character is formed in yueth, reformed in maeraej
24. character is hier than smarts (Ralf Waldo Emersun)
25. character is the splender av yueth (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
26. character is wot yuno yu R, not woth others thank
27. character make the man (Teddy Roosevelt)
28. deep down, im superfishal (Ava Gardner)
29. du wot yuno & yu bekum a character (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
character
30. fame=gas, popular=akseedent, riches take wing.
Oenlee character last (Horus Greelee, 1860)
31. fyu kan tell good from bad (Juvenal, 100ad)
32. good tu thank good, devine tu akt good (Horaes Man, 1820)
33. human impruev is from inside (James Froud, 1880)
34. if morals was tu simplee follo rules, puter kood duit for yu (Sam P Ginder)
35. intregrity dont need rules (Albert Kamus, 1940)
36. it take a lifetime tu bild character but 1 sekond tu luze it (Faeth Baldwin)
37. judj a man's character bi how him treet sumwon hu kant du NE-thang for him (James D Miles)
38. kleer konshens dont feer midnite nok (Chineez)
39. krisis sho our character (Robert Freeman)
character
40. make character=make foes (Ed Yung, 1750)
41. make the most av wot yu R (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
42. no chaenj kan fix bad character (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
43. our character is in our hands (Ann Frank, 1945)
44. Tu judj character, judj bi the standards av his time (Mark Twain, 1900)
45. We admire jeenyus
envee welth
feer power
trust character
46. We make our character, god giv our talent (Jon Luther)
47. Welth kum & go but character last (Euripides, 450 bc)
48. Wen yu look at folks, look intu em (Lord Cesterfeeld, 1700)
49. Wot yu du speek so loud, me kant heer wot yu sae (Ralf W Emersun)
character
50. Wot yu R will be yers forever (Henree VanDike, 1930)
51. yer character is yer gardian (Heraclitus, 500bc)
52. yer character otta be yer goel (Jon VanGoeth, 1800)
53. yer pinyun av the werld sho yer character (Ralf W Emersun)
54. yu gotta foerj yer character (James Froud, 1880)
55. yu lern a man's character from the adjektivs him yuze (Mark Twaen)
56. yu preech better sermon with yer life than yer mouth (Oliver Goldsmith, 1770)
308. charity...
1. as the purs emptee, the hart fill (Vikter Hugo)
2. better tu pae a good waej than tu giv charitee (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
3. charity and wise wipe out feer and ignorans (St Fransis av assissi)
4. charity degrade getter & harden giver (Jorj Sand)
5. charity dont need a trumpet (Fransis Bomont)
6. charity dont substitue for justis (St Augistine)
7. charity help oenlee if it help getter get off charity (Jon D Rokefeller)
b. charity hert if it dont help him get off charity
8. charity is a gift tu god (Tony Saint-Exupery)
9. charity is a virchu av the hart (Jo Addison)
charity
10. charity is better than dreems or vishuns (Henree Longfello)
11. charity is bone shared with dog wen yu R as hungree as dog (Jak London)
12. charity is rong as a kyuer for povertee (Henree Ford)
13. charity kuver many sins
14. charity see the need, not the kauz (Jerman)
15. charity start at home (Terens, 160bc; Tom Brown, 1680; Jorj Smalet, 1770; Filip Brooks, 1880)
[charity in the sens "giv self"]
16. charity start at home & justis next door (Charles Dikens, 1860)
17. charity start at home but dont end theer
18. Christian=faeth+charity (Martin Luther)
19. dont brag bout yer charity (Mathyu)
charity
20. evree charity is 1 step tuward heven (Henree W Beecher)
21. faeth, hope, charity...charity kum first (bibel, Corinthians)
22. giv wen helthee=gold, wen sik=silver, wen ded=led (ju)
23. giv with good sens (Ovid, 10ad)
24. good akt is charity (Moliere)
25. if charity was kommon, erth wood be heven & hell a mith (Charles Kolton, 1800)
26. if yu duit in plublisity, yu duit for plublisity, not charity (Henree W Beecher)
27. if yu wanna lift up self, lift up sumwon els (Broker T Washsington)
28. in charity theer is no xses (Fransis Bakon)
29. Lots av folks thank its charity if em giv awae old klothes & stuff em dont want (Mirtel Reed)
charity
30. make just laws, make life sekuer & prosperus & yu dont need tu giv alms (Ralf W Emersun, 1880)
31. man hu get charity alwaes hate the giver (Jorj Orwell)
32. many luze jenerus wen em praktis charity (Albert Kamus)
33. more blessed tu giv than get (Bibel)
34. more justis=less need for charity (Ralf Nader)
35. no charity in yer hart=yu hav bad hart problem (Bob Hope)
36. Pees, like charity, start at home (Franklin D Roosevelt)
37. rings & juels R not gift, giv av self is (Ralf W Emersun)
38. tolerate & giv charity; avoid outraejus relijuns (Berstrand Russel)
39. trifel tu us mae be preshus tu others (Homer)
charity
40. tu giv is hard, tu add a smile eezee (Jeen Brufre, 1680)
41. wen I giv, I giv self (Walt Witman)
42. with malis tu nun, with charity for all,....(Abe Linkoln)
43. yeeld tu charity & yu stae free.
yeeld tu konform & yu kant be free (Oskar Wild)
309. charlee hoers=kramp
310. charm...
1. a man av such obvious charm must be a liar (Anita Brookner)
2. all charming folks konseel theer total dependans on the appresheashun av others (Cyril Konnaly)
b. all charming folks hav sumthang tu konseel, yuzyually how em depend on others' adolashun.
3. charm...yu get "yes" without a kleer quesshun (Albert Kamus, 1956)
4. charm=inside glo av woman that lite others (Jon M Brown)
5. charm av reel life konsists precisely in recurrent actualization
av the inconceivabel (Aldous Huxlee)
[dont ask me wot it meen (if NE-thang)]
6. charm is deseptiv, byutee is fleeting (Bibel)
7. charm is woman's strength; strength is man's charm (Havelok Ellis)
8. charmed life =lukkee
9. charmers liv as outraejus as werld let (Logan P Smith)
charm
10. charmers R alwaes vaen (Jon Paul Richtner)
11. charming wemen make true konverts (Ben Franklin)
12. em dazzel our ies as em fli intu our harts (Jorj Berns)
13. folks R charming or teedeeus (Oskar Wild)
14. forbidden thangs hav sekret charm (Publius Takitus)
15. I lost 789 pounds. I shood hang from a charm braeslet (Erma Bombek)
16. moderashun giv life charm (Jeen Paul Richter)
17. modest=enhans yer charm bi pretend yu dont no yu hav it (Oliver Herford)
18. muzik hav charm tu sueth savaej beest
19. muzik shood charm & smueth (W A Mozart)
charm
20. the charm av the forbidden make it desirabel (Mark Twaen)
21. the grate charm av all power is modestee (Louisa M Alkot)
22. uglee hav charm (Josh Billings)
23. wen she passed, it seemed the end tu exquisit muzik (H W Longfello)
311. chase...
1. bachler like the chase but dont eet the game
2. chase 2 rabbits, katch 0 (Russya)
3. chase perfekshun, get xseelens (Vins Lombardi)
4. chase yer pashun, not yer penshun (Dennis Waetlee)
5. diskuver the folly av the chase (Will Kongreev)
6. folks dont want truth. Em chase affaers insted.
7. get munee tu chase yu, but dont let it katch yu (Dennis Waetlee)
8. go on a wild gues chase...thats wot wild gueses R for (Will Rogers)
9. if yu katch it, so end the pleshuer av the chase (Abe Linkoln)
chase
10. kut tu the chase...from old muvees. Wen it get boring, need akshun, so sho a chase seen.
11. liberals hav many taels & chase all av em (H L Menchen)
12. loiyal retaener av the Chase-Mahattan bank...the Amerikan President (Gore Vidal)
13. luze an our in the morn, chase it all dae (Yid)
14. man is like a kat. Chase him & him run. Sit & him kum purring (Helen Roeland)
15. oenlee idiots chase dreems (Larry Kersten)
16. the thril is the chase, not the chasee
17. tu be happy, dont chase it. Let it kum as it will (Nat Hawthorn)
18. tu chase the gloeing ours with fliing feet (Lord Bryon)
19. vanity leed a merry chase (Jon Adams)
chase
20. wemen...sleek & shining kreechers av the chase.
We seek em for the byutee av theer skin.
Em luv us for it; we run em down (Longfello)
21. yu never katch the goests yu chase (Mike Korda)
312. cheek...
1. cheek bi cheek=kloes
2. cheek bi jowl =2 kloes
313. cheep... (cheap in krat speek)
1. cheep as dirt
2. cheep at half the pries=lo quality, junk, result=kost 2 much
3. cheep ploy...simpel trik tu get tenshun. zampel=yuze pretty girl tu sho kar
4. cheep trik...same as cheep ploy
5. he wood skin a flee for hide & tallo
6. how frugal is happy...a glas av wine, roested chestnut (Zorba the Greek)
7. I detest cheep sentiment (Bet Davis)
8. reeding is cheep, it konsole, distrakt (Elizabeth Harwik)
9. smile is cheepest wae tu impruve yer looks
10. talk is cheep, but kan stil tax yer memree
11. talk is cheep kauz suppli alwaes xseed demand
12. titer than a tik with lok-jaw
13. titer than last yeer's swin-suit
14. werds R cheep & vitriol flo like water down mountinside
megabites av gibberish grind forth like glaciers (Charles Stros)
15. werd-av-mouth is cheep but yuzeful (story in Wall Street Journal)
314. cheer
1. be cheerful, even if it kill yu
314. cheez is oenlee free in a mous trap
315. chef... NE kook hu sweer in French
316. chek... (check in krat-eez, "cheque" in brit-krat)
1. "blank chek"=yu get tu spend as much as yu kan
sumwon giv yu a chek with the number-av-dollars blank...yu input as much as yu want
2. chek is a pees av paper tu tell bank tu giv sum av yer munee tu sumwon
317. chicken...
1. Chicken squat behind the was pot
2. Chickens kum home tu roost=yer akshuns kum bak tu hert yu
3. dont kount yer chickens b4 the aegs hatch
318. child, childhood
see also...kids
1. childhood...staej 2 after baby, b4 folly av yueth
sin av manhood, & remors av aej (Ambrose Beers, 1911)
2. childhood make us luv the erth (Jorj Eliot, 1860)
3. The fun av kidhood is the best life offer (Ellen Glasgow)
319. chineez...
1. chineez fire drill=kaeos, konfuze, unprediktabel
320. chink in the armer=week point in defens
321. chip...
1. chip in=help, add tu the pot
2. chip off the old blok=like father, like sun
3. chip on his sholder =lookin for a fite
4. chip on sholder=wood hed=blok hed
322. chois... (choice in krat speek)
see also...chuez
1. 2 choises...hard & eezee. Oenlee reward is its eezee.
2. chois determin yer destiny (Jeen nidetch)
3. chois is a privledj for em hu kan pae (Ellen Frankfort)
b. for em hu kan afford it
4. chois is the hinj av destiny (Ed Markham)
5. destiny is not chans, it is chois.
dont waet, for it waet for yu (William J Bryan)
6. evree thang is in plaes. Wot yu chuez tu du with em is yer chois (Richard Bach)
7. if yu chuez tu du nuthang, thats yer chois
8. life is the sum av yer choises (Albert Kamus)
9. make effishent chois & save enerjee & stress (Dok Childre)
chois
10. our chois is wot we make av out life (Mildred Taeler)
11. our choises sho hu we R, more than our ability (Joanne K Roeling)
12. sum choises we remember the rest av our life (Richard Bach)
b. we reliv all our life
13. sumtimes the oenlee chois is yer attitude
14. The choises yu make R yer responsability (Elanore Roosevelt)
15. The roed split & diverjed. I took the less yuzed path.
It made a werld av differens (Robert Frost)
16. we met bi chans, bekame freends bi chois
17. wen it sno, shuvel or make sno angels
18. wen yu hav a chois & dont chuez, thats yer chois (Will James)
19. wen yu need tu chuez & dont, that is yer chois (Will James)
chois
20. yer chois is discipline or regret. discipline=owns; regret=ton (Jim Ron)
21. yu hav a chois: liv or die. Evree breth is a chois. (Chuck Palanuik)
22. yu kan be good or evil, yer chois (Ayn Rand)
23. yu kan tri tu avoid chois bi du nuthang. Thats yer chois (Gary Kollins)
323. Chok full=full, reel full
324. choklut (chokolat)... (chocolate in krat speek)
1. 1 choklut in mouth is werth 10 on the plate
2. 2 much choklut is just rite
3. 4 basik food grueps...choklut (wite, dark, milk, truffels)
4. 9 outta 10 like choklut & the other 1 is a lier
5. 12-step program...never > 12 steps from yer choklut (Terry Moor)
6. 14 out av 10 like choklut (Sandra Boynton)
7. choklut...heer tudae, gon tudae
8. choklut dont make the werld go round, but make the ride werth it
9. choklut feel good & wont get yu pregnant (Lara Brody)
choklut
10. choklut is antidepressant...very yuzeful wen yu gaen wate (Jason Luv)
11. choklut is better than sex (Alicia Silverstone)
12. choklut is far more reliabel than a man (Miranda Ingram)
13. choklut is good for 3 thangs; 2 we kant menshun in publik
14. dae without choklut is dae without sunshine
15. eet a square meel a dae...1 box of choklut
16. evreewon hav a pries...mine is choklut
17. forget luv, I'd rather fall in choklut
18. fruit just trigger the erj for choklut (Jason Luv)
19. I kood giv up choklut, but I'm not a quitter
choklut
20. I liv for chocolat
21. I need luv, but will settel for choklut (Lucy...Charlee Brown)
22. I never met a choklut I didnt like (Dianna Troi, Star Trek, gen 2)
23. if it aent choklut, it aent brakefast
24. if not for choklut, the garment industree wood be devastated
25. if person in this t-shirt if found listless or depressed, administer choklut at wons
26. life is like a box av chokluts...full av nuts (bumper stikker)
27. karamel is a fad, choklut last (Milton Hershee)
28. man kant liv bi choklut alone. Woman kan.
29. munee talk, choklut sing
choklut
30. mung life mistrees...how 1-pound box av chokluts make yu gain 5 pounds
31. no metafiziks kan match choklut (Fernado Pessoa)
32. nuts take up spaes weer yu kood hav more choklut
33. oenlee thang gooder than good freend is freend with choklut (Linda Graesun)
34. other thangs R just food, choklut is...choklut
35. rite time for choklut...NE month huz name hav an A, E, or U init(Sandra Boynton)
36. stress wood not be hard tu take if choklut koeted
37. strong...yu kan brake a choklut bar intu 4 peeses & oenlee eet 1
38. theer is a skinee girl inside, but me shut her up with choklut
39. wen the going get tuff, the tuff get choklut
choklut
40. will werk for choklut
41. wot du wemen want? choklut & gossip (Mel Gibson)
42. xersize is a dirty werd. Evreetime I heer it, I wash out mouth with choklut.
325. chop wood..it warm yu many times (Mak King)
[xersize warm yu wen yu kut down tree, chop it, split it, stak it, bring it inside, etc]
326. christians...
1. best vitamin for christians...b 1
2. dont giv up, Moses was wons a basket kase
3. preech the gospel at all times. Yuze werds if need be.
4. types av christians...
1. roebote ...yu gotta push em evreeweer em go
2. saelbote ...alwaes go with the wind
3. steembote...go no matter the wind or wether
327. christmas...
1. Christmas Eve Gift
2. Christmas nite
stars brite
angels sing
sun av god born (Garry Gambel)
3. yu run outta munee b4 yu run outta freends (Larry Wild)
328. chu... (chew in krat speek)
1. chu it over=talk
2. Chu the kud=talk, gossip
3. chu the fat=gossip, talk forever
329. chuez...
1. a man is happy as long as him chuez tu be
b. is as happy as him chuez tu be
2. chuez...paen or disaplin (Jim Rom)
3. chuez a job yu luv & yu will never werk a dae in yer life (Konfusus)
4. chuez the path that leed tu wisdum (Budda)
5. chuez yer nabers b4 yu bi hous
6. chuez leest av 2 evils
7. chuez wife bi eer, not ie (Tom Fuller, 1732)
8. chuez yuzeful like & it bekum habit=most agreeabel (Fransis Bakon)
9. human=yu kan chuez
chuez
10. if yu chuez tu be happy, nowon kan stop yu
11. let the werld liv at it want; liv as yu chuez (Richard Bach)
12. life hav the value yu chuez tu put onit (Henree D Thoro)
13. life is chaenj. Gro opshunal. Chuez wise.
14. The sekret av life...chuez tu liv (Leo F Buscaglia)
15. tu chuez good, yu need tuno...hu yu R, wot yu stand for,
weer yu wanna go & wi (Kofi Annan)
16. tu liv is tu chuez. Chuez good (Kofi Annan)
17. we chuez our fun & sad b4 we meet em (Kahlil Gibran)
18. we R free tu chuez, but dont kontrol the konseequenses (Steev R Kovee)
19. wen yu hafta chuez & dont, that is yer chuez (Will James)
chuez
20. wot we chuez sho wot we R (Joan K Roeling)
21. yer responsabel for wot yu chuez (Elinor Roosevelt)
22. yu dont get tu chuez how or wen yu die, so chuez how yu liv (Joen Baez)
23. yu kan chuez akshuns, kant predikt results (Steev R Kovee)
24. yu kan make a dif if yu chuez tu
330. church... (cherch in non-krat speek)
1. Church is oenlee org for nonmembers (Will Tempel)
2. sum gotu church tu kri, others tu sleep
sum tu tell theer woes, sum tu sho theer klothes
sum tu heer the preecher, sum the solo skreecher
boys tu rekonnoiter, girls kauz em otter
sum for good reflekshuns, fyu tu help kollekshuns.
3. the reesun for so many penees in the kollekt plate...dont hav smaller koin
4. wen em reterned from church...
father komplaned bout the sermon
dotter komplaned bout the choir
mother found fault with the organist
littel boy sed "it was a good sho for a nikel"
5. wen it kum tu giving, sum stop at nuthang
331. church sine...
see also...bloopers
1. artificial intelligens is no match for natural dum
2. Church parking, tresspassers will be babtized
3. dont be so open-minded yer braens fall out
4. dont giv up, Moses was wons a basket kase
5. feer less, hope more
6. get saved, or gotu hell
7. giv god wotz rite, not wotz left
8. giv satan an inch & he'll be a ruler
9. God dont hav a plan b
church sine
10. God dont need no dam, him walk on water
11. God grade on a kross, not on a kerv
12. God let yu u-tern
13. God spekt spirit fruit, not relijus nuts
14. God will aksept broke harts, but gotta hav all the peeses
15. God's favorit werd is kum
16. happy our evree Sundae
17. hard tu stumbel wen yer on yer nees
18. If yu thank its hot heer, imajin hell
19. Im a fool for jesus, huz fool R yu?
church sine
20. Jesus invested his life in yers, pleez sho interest
21. join the fite ginst truth dekae
22. keep the faeth, but not from others
23. kum in & hav yer faeth lifted
24. life is not a dress rehersal
25. man see wot yu du, god see wi
26. reed the bibel...it will skare the hell outta yu
27. repent & tern self in
28. Santa didnt die for NE-1
29. sine broke, message inside
church sine
30. the best vitamin for a christian is b1
31. wallmart is not the oenlee saving plaes
32. weree: a dark room weer negativs develop
33. wireless aksess tu god, no roeming fee
34. yer not 2 bad tu kum in & not good nuff tu stae out
35. yu wont be tu bizee tu die
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