450. eech... (each in krat speek)
1. eech persun hav his stong points (Aesop, 600bc)
2. eech sukses get yu tu the next problem (Henree Kissinger)
3. eech yeer, 1 bad habit rueted out. In time yu bekum nu man (Ben Franklin)
4. eech yeer is a nu yeer (Tim Bukklee)
5. from eech akkording tu his ability, tu eech per his need (Karl Marx)
6. tu eech his oen
451. eegel... ("eagle" in superkrat)
1. dont quak like a duk, soer like an eegel (Ken Blanchard)
2. eegel-ied=good ie-site
3. eegels dont katch flies (Erasmus, 1500)
4. eegels mae soer, but weezels dont get sukked intu jet enjins
5. fate is not an eegel, more like a rat (Liz Bowen)
6. kro dont fli like eegel
7. Hustun, tranquility base heer, the eegel has landed (on the moon, 20 July 1969)
8. No need tu teech an eegel tu fli. (Greek)
9. nuz is histree shot on the wing.
Nuzmen tri tu bag eegels & peekoks (Geen Fowler)
10. soer like an eegel
11. wen eegels R silent, parrots jabber (W Churchil)
12. wen I see an eegel, I see jeenyus (Will Blake)
13. yu kan put wings on a pig, but that dont make it an eegel (Will Klinton)
452. Eer... ("ears" in superkrat)
1. a flee in his eer (Robert Armin)
2. bruised hart was never peersed thru the eer (Shakespeer)
3. deth tug at mi eer & sae "I'm kumming" (Oliver W Holms)
4. eer-tu-the ground...indians did this tu heer
vibrashuns av running animals (hoerses or buffalo)
jeneral term tu be alert for nuz
5. Eer is lazy, shokked bi the nonexpekted
the ie is not paeshent, bored bi repeet (W H Auden)
6. Eers that look like a taxi with both doors open
7. for evree truth, theer is an eer tu heer it (Ivan Panan)
8. freends, Romans, kuntreemen: lend me yer eer (Julius Seesar)
9. giv evree man yer eer, but fyu yer vois (Shakespeer)
10. I dont tolerate it if yu put yer watch
tu yer eer tu see if it stopped (Marsel Achard)
11. rumer go in 1 eer & out many mouths (Chineez)
12. the eer av the leeder must ring with the voises av the folk (Woodril Wilsun)
13. tu make silk purs from sow's eer, start with silk pig (Norman R Augustine)
14. yer eers bern...yu heer gossip bout yu
15. yu kant make a silk purs from a sow's eer
16. yu wispered in mi eer & intu mi hart (Judy Garland)
453. eest... (east in krat speek)
1. eest-west, home is best (K K Kellee, 1859)
2. eest is eest, west is west. Never the twaen shall meet (Rudyard Kipling)
454. eet... (eat in krat speek)
1. after yu eet, the true man sho (Mark Twaen)
2. big eeter...got both feet in the trof
3. dont dig yer grave with yer nife & fork
4. dont eet it if yu kant lift it (Miss Piggee)
5. eet, drink, & be meeree (Ekleesteastes & Luke)
6. eet, drink, & be meeree, for tumorro we start our diet agin (Harry Kurnitz)
7. eet, drink, & be meeree, tumorro we die (Isaiah)
8. eet, drink, & be meeree, tumorro yu diet (Luis C Henree)
9. eet, sit a wile, then walk a mile (English)
eet
10. eet em outta hous & home
11. eet hi off the hog...rick folks eet the chois kuts
12. eet humbel pie=reknize yu was rong
13. eet kro=eet yer werds
14. eet like a bird (kan meen eet littel, or alwaes hungree)
based on fawls beleef birds dont eet much
15. eet like a hoers
16. eet like a pig
17. eet less, du more=how tu luze wate
18. eet like a {hoers, pig}=eet a lot & in krude, messee wae
19. eet rite, xersize regular, die NE-wae (or die av nuthang)
b.eet rite, stae fit, die NE-how (die like evreewon els)
eet
20. eet til yu get sik, fast til yu get over it (English)
21. eet tu liv, dont liv tu eet (Mark Cicero, 50 bc) (sum sae Ben Franklin)
22. eet with famlee, du biz with stranjers (Greek)
23. eet yer hart out...greev (greef brake yer hart)
24. eet yer spinish, it'll put koler in yer cheeks.
hu want green cheeks?
25. eet yer werds (yu was rong)
26. eeted out av hous and home
27. I didnt eet it, I borroed it internally
28. mi dokter sed tu stop the intimat meels for 4
unless I share it with sumwon (Orson Wells)
29. mi wife is a lite eeter. As suen as its lite, her eet (Henree Yungman)
eet
30. more die av 2 much food than tu littel (Jon K Galbraeth)
31. never eet more than yu kan lift (Miss piggy)
32. tu eet fruit, yu gotta klimb a tree
33. tu eet is human, tu dijest devine (Charles Kopeland)
34. we dig our grave with our teeth (Tom Moffet)
35. yu kant eet juels (Hitopadea, 600 ad)
455. eether sink or swim
456. eezee... (easy in krat speek)
see also...hard
1. all R hard b4 em bekum eezee (Tom Fuller)
2. diligens is good, but take-it-eezee is restful (Mark Twaen)
3. dont reed just the eezee stuf, yu wont gro (Jim Roen)
4. dreemers dont liv eezee (Robert Waller)
5. du hard jobs first. eezee jobs take kare av self (Dale Karnagee)
6. eezee as fall off a log
7. eezee as pie
8. eezee duit (T Taeler, 1863)
9. eezee kum eezee go (Chauser, 1400)
eezee
10. eezee street is a blind allee
b. is a ded end
11. eezee tu be jenerus with others' munee
12. eezee tu dodj responsabel, kant dodj results (Joshia C Stamp)
13. eezee tu fall in luv, hard tu find the won tu katch yu.
14. eezee tu get evreethang yu want if yu lern tu du
without wot yu kant get (Elbert Hubbard)
15. eezee tu get mad. Hard tu get mad at rite time
at rite persun for rite purpus in rite wae (Aristotel)
16. eezee tu go downhill than up, but yu see more at the top (Arnold Bennet)
17. eezee tu rite...stare at blank paper til blood drop off yer forhed (Doug Adams)
18. eezee tu see, hard tu forsee (Ben Franklin)
19. eezee tu shake a man's faeth in self (Jorj B Shaw)
eezee
20. eezee tu thank, hard tu du (Jon vonGoeth)
21. "eezee tu yuze" is eezee tu sae, almost never be in reel werld
22. frogs hav it eezee...em eet wot bug em
23. I dont like em hu find the thinnest spot
& drill holes weer is is eezee (A Einstein)
24. I garantee it wont be eezee.
25. if yu want it tu be eezee, first yu gotta be diligent (Sam Jonsun)
26. it is eezee tu liv in solitude,
but a good man kan liv alone in a krowd (Ralf W Emersun)
27. kind werds R short & eezee (Mother Teresa)
28. luv is like war, eezee tu start, hard tu stop (Henree L Menken)
29. not eezee tu find happy inside, not posabel outside (Agnes Replier)
30. teers fall. eezee tu wipe off sleev, not from hart
457. eezeer...
1. eezeeer is FDA wood stop with lists av maby danjerus foods
& giv me the short list av stuff safe tu eet (Robert Fuos)
2. eezeeer sed than dun
3. eezeeer tu be forgived wen yer rong than wen yer rite
4. eezeer tu beg pardon after than tu get permishun b4
b. tu explaen after than tu get permishun b4
5. eezeer tu fall than tu rise
6. eezeer tu fite for yer prinsapals than tu liv up tu em (Alfed Alder)
7. eezeer tu get forgiv than permit
8. eezeer tu get on top than tu stae on top
9. eezeer tu get wot yu want than tu like it wen yu get it (Frank Klark)
10. eezeer tu kritisize than tu make (Zeuxis, 400bc)
11. eezeer tu let the kat outta the bag than put it bak in
12. eezeer tu offer solushun wen yu dont no nuthan bout the problem
13. eezeer tu pull down than tu bild up (Latin)
14. eezeer tu rite bad program than figger out 1 that werk
15. eezeer tu sae than tu du (eezeer sed than dun)
16. eezeer tu stae outta trubel than tu get out av it (Mark Twain)
17. eezeer tu stand paen than itch
18. eezeer tu sujest solushun wen yu dont no nuthan bout the problem
458. eezeest..
1. eezeest tu deseev self (Ed Litton, 1870)
2. eezeest wae tu avoid life...watch & dont partisipate (Chuck Palaniuk)
3. eezeest wae tu find sumthang yu lost...bi a nu 1.
459. ego...
1. 1 good thang bout egotist...him dont gossip bout others
2. banish ego bring yu blis (Sai Baba)
3. Biz is based on ego, vane, self-satisfied. (Jorj Miekael)
4. ego is humans biggest foe (Rig Veda)
5. ego is not master av its hous (Sigmund Froid)
6. ego make gues thank him is a swan
7. ego take, spirit share (Proverbs)
8. egotist=sumwon more interested in self than in me (Ambrose Beers)
9. egotist is naechur's anesthetik tu releev paen av dam fools (Bellany Brooks)
ego
10. for kompasshun, wipe out ego (dalai lama)
11. god hav a big ego problem. Wi du we alwaes hafta wership him? (Bill Maer)
12. I tri tu push mi ego outta the wae (Martin Zweig)
13. in middel aej, shed yer ego shell (Ann M Lindberg)
14. kant understand ego. self is farther awae than stars (G K Chesterton)
15. kar is biggest ego buest sins sords & lanses (Will Roots)
16. maeraej is an ordeel. Yu gotta sakrafies ego for 2 tu bekum 1 (Joe Kambell)
17. nies thang bout egotist...em dont talk bout others (Lusil S Harper)
18. sumtimes ego kill freenship
19. tu du NE job, yu gotta hav a littel ego (Gary Oldman)
ego
20. tu lie: inkreez yer inventiveness, xpand ego, redues soshal fuss (Klare B Luce)
21. weer id was, ego be (Sigmund Froid)
22. wen I klimb, mi dog ego follo (Fred Nietzche)
460. ekonomee... (economy in krat speek)
1. behind em hu objekt tu free ekonomee is lak av beleef in freedum (Milton Freedman)
2. bout ekonomee, the majority is alwaes rong (Jon K Galbraeth)
3. du yuno wot gross naeshunal produkt is?
littel boy: spinish
4. ekon 101, rule 1...wants R limitless
rule 2...yer stomak kan oenlee take 3 big maks (Doug Horton)
5. ekonomee=spend & dont get NE fun (Armand Salakrou)
6. ekonomee depend on ekonomists the same as wether
depend on wether man (Jeen Kaufman)
7. ekonomee is a piggy bank weer yu put in penees & take out dollars (Josh Billings)
8. ekonomee is for the poor. The rich ignore it (Kris N Bovee)
9. ekonomee is how we prep tudae for tumorro's impruevments (Kalvin Koolidj)
ekonomee
10. ekonomee is mung the most portant virchues.
Guvt debt=biggest danjer (Tom Jeffersun)
11. ekonomik laws R not made bi naechur; we make em (Franklin D Roosevelt)
12. ekonomiks: if biers dont fall for prieses, prieses fall for biers
13. evree studee av the ekonomee sae the best time tu bi was last yeer (Woody Allen)
14. forgiv is the ekonomee av the hart...save the expens av get mad,
kost av hate, waest av spirit (Hanna More)
15. guvt mismanaej kauzed the Grate Depresshun (Milton Freedman)
16. guvt vyu av the ekonomee...if it muve, tax it; if it stil muve, regulate it;
if it dont muve, subsidize it (Ronald Raegen)
17. if the guvt wanna kontrol the ekonomee, it gotta kontrol yu (Ronald Raegen)
18. if yu dont ekonamize, yu gotta agonize (konfusus)
19. in the info ekonomee, run out is not a problem, drown init is (Jon Naisbit)
ekonomee
20. internet hav ekonomee that dont make sens tu kapitalits (Brad Shapkot)
21. its the ekonome, dummee (Bil Klinton)
22. let the individual gro insted av the ekonomee (Loesie)
23. most men dont realize how much munee is in ekonomee (Mark Cicero)
24. never spend munee b4 yu get it (Tom Jeffersun)
25. stabel ekonomee...wot yu had in the hoers-&-buggy daes
26. the global ekonomee is based on suppli the kraving av the top 2% (Bill Brison)
27. the privat sekter av the ekonomee is the voluntary part
Guvt is the koersed part (Henree Hazlit)
28. the sekret av ekonomee: liv as cheep the first fyu daes aft paedae
as yu du the last fyu daes B4 paedae
29. treet ekonomee like an old aunt hu mae leev yu sumtahng sumdae (Will Shenstone)
ekonomee
30. tu hav ekonomee, yu gotta be effishent [kut waest]
31. tu late for ekonomee wen yer broke (Seneka, 50ad)
32. without ekonomee, nun get rich. With ekonomee, fyu R poor (Sam Jonsun)
461. ekonomist...
1. ask 5 ekonomists & yu get 5 explaens, 6 if 1 went tu Harvard (Elgar Feedler)
2. ekonomist...him state the obveeus in terms nowon kan understand (Afred Knof)
3. ekonomist dont hav nuff personality tu be an akkountant
4. ekonomist explaen wot him dont understand
5. ekonomist is xpert...tumorro him will hav reesun wi
yesterdae's predikt didnt happen tudae (Larens J Peter)
6. ekonomist no:
no a lot bout very littel
go along & no more & more bout less & less
til him no all bout nuthang
7. ekonomist no wot will happen & kan alwaes explaen wi it didnt
8. ekonomist sed ekonomee wood tern up bi last quarter.
I'm down tu mi last quarter & it didnt (Robert Orben)
9. if all ekonomists was laed end-tu-end,
em wont reech a konklude (Jorj Bernard Shaw)
10. if yu laed all ekonomists end tu end,
em wood still point in the rong direkshun
11. if yu laed all ekonomists end tu end, it wood be good (Peter Lynch)
12. numbers > 100 bilyun was kalled astronomikal
now we sae ekonomikal (Richard Feynman)
13. Sum laff at siens fikshun, but listen tu
ekonomists & wether forkasts (Kelvin Troop)
14. tu ekonomist, the reel werld is a speshal kase
462. elbo room...=nuff room
463. elefant
1. elefant=mous bilded tu mil-spek (guvt rules)
2. wen yu hav elefant bi the hind leg & it wanna run awae, let it be (Abe Linkoln)
464. elekshun...
1. kloes yer ies, hold yer nose, & selekt the smallest evil
2. get fools on yer side & yu kan be elekted tu NE-thang (Frank Dane)
3. vote erlee & vote oft (Al Kapone)
465. elektrisitee=organized litening (Jorj Karlin)
466. elektrokute=bern at the stake, the modern wae
467. elementree mi deer watsum (Sherlok Holms)
468. em... (short for "them") ("they" in krat speek)
1. em hu beeted theer sords intu plows now werk for em hu didnt
2. em hu dontno the mistakes av the past
wont like it wen em duit agin (Dian Duane)
3. em hu forget histree R duemed tu repeet it
b. em hu kant remember the past R duemed tu repeet it (Jorj Santayana)
4. em hu hav free seets at a plae hiss first. (Chineez)
5. em hu kan du, em hu kant simulate (or emulate)
6. em hu korrupt publik mind R as bad as
em hu steel taxpaeer munee (Theodor Adormo)
7. em hu like prospeeritee most R shokked bi misforchun (Horaes, 20bc)
8. em hu mind dont matter, em hu matter dont mind.
9. em hu no evreethang wont lern nuthang
10. em hu sae em sleep like a baby dont hav won (Leo Burk)
11. em hu speek dont no, em hu no dont speek
12. em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov)
13. em hu wont reesun R bigots,
em hu kant R fools, em hu dont dare R slaves (Lord Biron)
14. em R mi prinsapals. If yu dont like em, I hav others (Mark Twain)
469. emael
1. averaej adults spend 2 times the time on emael as plae with theer kids
Thats sad
Yeh, hu yuze emael NE-more?
470. emoshun... (emotion in krat speek)
1. emoshun is nuthang & stae nil tu the end (Jorj Santayana)
2. emoshun kan drive yu mad (Jon Sterling)
3. remember folks R not logik, em R emoshunal (Dale Karneege)
4. sinseer emoshun is not voluntary (Mark Twaen)
5. we bild walls tu keep out sad & fun (Jim Roen)
6. we obae our emoshuns even if we dont notis (Vinsent VanGo, 1889)
7. yeeld tu sadness & yer suffering go awae (Antoine Exupery, 1929)
470. emptee...
1. emptee as aer
2. emptee kan make the most nois
3. emptee pot make most nois (Shakespeer)
471. end...
1. end av storee
2. end av the beginning=start av the end (W Churchil)
3. end av yer rope
4. I tried tu make ends meet but Im a poor judj av distans
5. The opera iz not over til the fat brod sing (Dan Kook)
472. enemee...
see also...foe
1. 1 enemee kan hert more than 10 freends kan help (Jonathan Swith, 1700)
2. a wise man lern from his enemees (Baltasar Gaesian, 1640)
3. dont no wich is badder: enemee with bad intent,
or freend with good (Ed G Bulver, 1850)
4. enemee agree, freend argue (Russya)
5. enemee av mi enemee is mi freend (Arab)
6. enemees find yer faults first (Antisthenes, 350 bc) [or find yer mistakes]
7. even the paranoid hav enemees (Henree Kisinger)
8. fawls freends R badder than bitter enemee (Skot)
9. I dezerv mi enemees, but not mi freends (Walt Witman, 1880)
10. I praed for God tu make mi enemees redikulus, & he did (Voltare, 1750)
11. if yu promis tu freends & dont deliver, em bekum enemees (Ben Franklin)
12. Luv yer enemee in kase yer freends tern intu bastards (R A Dikson)
13. man is his baddest enemee (Fran Pertrach, 1350)
14. mutual enemee make strong freend (Frank Moor)
15. talk good av yer freends, sae nuthing av yer enemees
16. we judj a man bi his freends & foes (Jo Konrad, 1920)
17. we oft giv our enemees the meens tu destroy us (Aesop, 600bc)
18. Yu kant be tu kareful wen yu selekt yer enemees (Oskar Wild, 1890)
473. energee & persist konker all (Ben Franklin)
474. Engineer...tern dreems & math intu reel stuff
475. England & Amerika R 2 kuntrees seprated bi a kommon tung (Jorj Bernard Shaw)
476. English...tipe 1...skolar quotes
1. English bern his bed tu find flee (Turkee)
2. English is the mother tung kauz father seldum get tu yuze it
3. English kuntree gentelman chaesed after fox:
unspeekabel after the uneetabel (Oskar Wild)
4. English man luv pedigree (Jorj B Shaw)
5. Englishman hu lost his forchun...it broke his hart & he died (Ralf W. Emersun)
6. if yu lern "korrekt" english, hu wood yu speek it tu? (Klarens Darro)
477. English... tipe 2...how tu rite good English, or rules tu liv bi
1. all jenralizashuns are bad, all statements must be spesifik
2. alwaes be sinseer, even if yu dont meen it
3. alwaes du rite, even if its rong (rong is ekleesastik state av krats)
4. avoid abysmally horrabel, outraejuslee repellant xagjerashuns
5. avoid all & any awful anakronistik aggravating antediluvian alliterathshuns
6. avoid kleshaes (cliches in krat speek) like the plaej (plague in krat speek)
7. bad tu end sentens with a preposishun
(krat: "preposition is bad thang tu end sentens with")
8. deth tu nontolerans
9. dont be 2 ters
how tu rite good english
10. dont obfuskate yer thessesseses with extraneoussss verbiagesssses
11. dont yuze kommas, sept wen yu gotta
12. dont yuze no dubel negativs
13. dont yuze quesshun marks inappropriately? (in a wot?)
14. dont never yuze no trippel negativs
15. down with katejorikal imperativs
16. end evree sentens with a period (sept on the web)
17. evreewon shood be a nonkonformist
18. gods like me R never self-rietchus (eous in krat speek)
19. make shuer the subjekt and verb agree (is in agreement in krat speek)
how tu rite good english
20. never alwaes kontradikt self 2 much
21. never listen tu advies
22. no sentens fragments (kompleet sentenses:portant)
23. passiv vois shood never be yuzed (sept for all kratz)
24. stamp out & eliminate redundansee
25. us Skorpios dont beleev in astrolojee
26. wen dangling, watch yer partisipeles
478. English tipe 3...English is hard kauz...
1. 2 kloes tu the door tu kloes it [so neer, yu kant muve it]
2. According tu rescheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dont mttaer
wot oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tahng
is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rite pslae.
The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll reed it
wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid dont
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
3. after a number av shots, mi arm got number [aft many shots, mi arm got numb]
4. dont object tu the object [ob-jekt tu the result]
5. dove dove intu the bush [duv dived intu the bush]
6. farmer teeched his sow tu sow [teech pig tu plant seeds]
7. get hert, em wound bandaej round the wound [wiend bandaej around the wuend]
8. gotta polish the polish furnachuer [pol-lish the pole]
9. I shed a tear over the tear in the paent [kri over mar in paent]
10. intimate an intimate [in-tim-a-date an in-ta-ment]
11. invalid for the invalid [dont appli tu handikapped]
12. no time like the present tu present the present [now is the time tu sho it]
13. row bout how tu row [roe 1=argue, 2=roe a boet or hoe a roe in garden]
14. sewer fell intu the sewer [soer fell intu the sueer]
15. sitee dump is full, so gotta refuse more refuse [dump is full, trash sumwon els]
16. soldyer desided tu desert his desert in the desert
[leev his ies-kreem in the des-ert]
| dif tween desert and desert |
dezert |
16. subject the subject tu test [test the objekt]
17. wind is 2 strong tu wind the sael [wind & wiend]
18. yu kan lead if yu get the lead out [leed if yu get the led out]
479. English 4... goofs bi em with limited english
1. 2 kups av ground flowers [flour]
2. cheerleeders thru up hi in the aer [jump hi]
3. chop all vegetarians intu littel peeses
4. du yu like koffee kreemated?
5. em are like traveling bi bus [take the bus]
6. except authorised in writing by the authority [standard krat]
7. feel free tu kontakt me if yu kauz problems
8. how far shood I tip the driver? [depend on how drunk]
9. hungree? I hav dirty toes in mi bakpak [bag av doritos]
english mistakes
10. I am so eeger tu mate yu.
11. I didnt like mushrooms. Now em start tu gro on me.
12. I eet lunch at skuel. At nite mi mother make me suffer [supper]
13. I get up at 7, kleen mi tooth, hav brakefast, gotu werk
14. I had a littel ass-dent, but im ok
15. I had goos pimps all over mi body
16. I hav a kinky nek
17. I havent had NE male for a month
18. I like the opposit tu sex
19. I tripped all the wae tu hawaii
english mistakes
20. I was walking outside wen a big shower fell on me
21. is it danjerus tu smoke wile yu bekum pregnant? [waet til aft]
22. kold is kauzed bi mikro-orgasms in yer nose
23. large gruep av mad mops attaked the kops.
24. like mi food? Made it bi skratching. [skratch made]
25. mae yu be full av it this holidae seesun.
26. me & brother share a small womb in the basement
27. me & mi girlfreend got enraged last nite
28. mi bed hav a large gilt mi parents gave me.
29. mi father met us at the aerport & gave me a big hog, then hogged mi wife.
english mistakes
30. paper sed theer R oenlee 5000 beers left.
maby we shood oenlee let very small folk go beer hunting.
31. put the kabbage in water. Then sit in sink til morn.
32. raen make old kars lust. Wons it start lusting, yu kant stop it.
33. relashunship with mi ax girl is so paenful
34. remember tu insult the suep
35. shood I hav a koma in the middel av this sentens?
36. theer was a massage on the fone anser masheen
37. waeter, pleez bring me sum kidnaps
38. We hated eech other for a long time.
Now I want tu borro the hatchet
39. We liv on the sex floor. small room but good vyu.
english mistakes
40. wen a volkan xplode, tons av larva bury the sitee
41. wen dun kooking, find bowel & eet it with chopstiks
42. yu kant sleep with me, its 2 krowded. Sleep with mi sister
thats wot mi freends du wen em visit.
480. English tipe 5...spelling...how tu spell "fish" or "potato"
1. gh is f, o is i as in women, it is sh.
thus fish in ofishal skuel english is "GHOTI" (Jorj B Shaw)
2. gh is p as in hikkough
ouch is o as in dough
phth is t as in phthisis
eigh is a as in eight
tte is t as in gazette
eau is o as in plateau
thus the ofishal skuel english for potato is
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
akseptabel alternate spellings...
GHOUGHPTEIGHTTEEAU
GHOUGHPTEIGHPHTHEAU
GHOUGHTTEEIGHPHTHEAU
480. English tipe 6...ofishal "bad english" frazes
Superior State U in Mishigan selekt thees frazes as bad (2007)
1. "perfect storm"
2. webinar (web-seminar)
3. organik software, organik dog food, ets
4. bak in the dae...wen applied tu yesterdae's nuz
5. werdsmith (riter) [krats insist yu gotta kall em "author"]
481. enter the lion's den=extreem danjer
482. entertaen...
1. evree kuntree get the sirkus it dezerv.
Spaen=bullfites, Italy=cherch. USA=Hollywood. (Erika Jong)
3. fun kan be dezert, but not a meel (Harold Kushner)
4. publik amuzements keep folks from vise (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
483. Enthusiasm konker the nonposible
484. envee... (envy in krat speek)
see also...jelus
1. better tu envee than tu pitee (Herodotus, 450 bc)
2. bitter tu look at happyness with other mans ies (Shakespeer)
3. em hu envee R infereeer
4. envee aem veree hi (Ovid, 10ad)
5. envee alwae sho (Aesop, 600bc)
6. envee bewitch & fasinate (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
7. envee dont get no rest
8. envee eet us up (Alex Solzenitsin)
9. envee eet yer hart out (Jerman)
envee
10. envee is a kind av praes (Jon Gae, 1700)
11. envee is a tax all must pae (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
12. envee is a waest av time
13. envee is dum...nuthang tu gaen from it (Onor deBalzak)
14. envee is ignorant (Ralf W Emersun)
15. envee is insult tu self (Yevgeny Yentushenko)
16. envee kill yu with yer arroes
17. envee shorten life (Bibel)
18. enveeed wen alive, luved wen ded (Horaes, 10bc)
19. if envee was a feever, the werld wood be sik (Dane)
envee
20. man will du much tu be luved, will du all tu be enveeed (Mark Twain)
21. rust eet awae iron like envee eet awae yer insides (Antistheen, 350 bc)
22. rust eet iron, envee eet self (Dane)
23. the sweetest sound is tu see fello man krumbel (Groucho Marx)
24. very fyu kan oner without envee (Aeschylus)
25. yu mae tern awae hate, but not envee
485. epigram...
1. epigram=wisekrak that plaed in Kanegie Hall (Oskar Levant)
486. epitaf...(last werd)
1. epitaf=late ad for ded goods (Irvin Kob)
2. epitaf impli we shood resurrekt the ded & kill the living (Paul Eldridj)
3. I noed this wood happen sum dae (on a grave stone)
487. equal... (equality in krat speek)
1. 6 ft under make all equal [in a grave]
2. all mae kum from the same do, but sum R half-baked (Yiddish)
3. all R equal wen ded (Publilus Sirus...100bc)
4. all teers R kolerless (Martin Fisher)
5. equal=treet all the same (Aristotel, 350bc)
6. equal is a fars, oenlee thang all hav in kommon is yu die (Bob Dilan)
7. equal mae be a rite, but no power kan duit (honor DeBalzak, 1840)
8. equal opportunitee...yu hav same chans
as yer kube mate tu be nonkompetant (Peter Prinsapel)
9. equality is a 3-fanged serpent (D H Lawrens, 1920)
equal
10. evree saent hav a past, evree sinner a fyucher (Haid Babaji)
11. I am free av prejudis. Me hate all the same (W C Feelds)
12. If we was equal, all wood be unhappy (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
13. If yu put equalitee ahed av freedum, yu end up with neether (Milton Freedman)
14. make freends from equals (Konfuses...500bc)
15. man hu sae marriage is 50-50 dont understand:
1. wemen, 2. frakshuns
16. me thank all R equal, sept reporters & pik takers (Gandi)
17. no sane persun agree all R equal (Aldus Huxlee, 1950)
18. oenlee plaes weer all R equal is the sematary (cemetery in krat speek)
19. Sum animals R more equal (Jorj Orwell)
equal
20. Sum lawyers thank all fakts R equal
21. Sum R free, sum serfs, sum rulers, sum subjekts (Martin Luther, 1532)
22. Sum R more equal than others
23. tu be equal mae be a rite, but no power on erth kan make it so (Onor deBalzak)
24. We didnt all kum over in the same ship,
but all R in same boet (Bernard Baruch)
25. Wed yer equal (Ovid...30 bc)
488. equal opportunity...
1. yu get yer faer chans tu be nonkompetent (Larens J Peter)
err...tu err is human
489. erlee
1. erlee bird get the worm, but 2nd mous get the cheez
2. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise make a man
helthee, rich, and wise(Ben Franklin)
3. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise...til yu hav nuff munee tudu otherwise (Peter)
490. ernest
1. ernest munee...down paement= $ yu put up tu sho yu R seereeus
2. ernest werd is good as speech (Charles Dikkens)
491. ernings R as pliabel as putty (Warren Buffet)
492. errer... (error in krat)
1. errer leed tu diskuvree (James Joys)
2. errer need guvt support. Truth kan stand bi self (Ton Jeffersun)
493. erth...
1. erth abide (it will survive, no matter ho bad thangs get)
2. erth is full, go home
3. erth provide for evreewons need, but not evreewons greed (Gandi)
eschew...avoid
494. eternal vigilans is the pries av libertee (Jon Kurran, 1800)
495. ethiks (etheeks)...
1. ethiks dont chaenj with the kalendar (D H Lawrens, 1920)
2. ethiks is an opshun at Harvard (Jon Harvee, 1940)
3. if the morals rong, the politiks kant be rite (Will Gladstone, 1880)
4. raes the standard for the wise & onest.
Then its in Gods hands. (Jorj Washington, 1780)
496. ethnik kleening...krat werd for jenoside (genoside)
497. even...
1. even a ded klok is rite 2 times a dae
2. even a fish stae outta trubel wen it keep mouth shut (Korea)
b. even fish dont get in trubel with its mouth shut (Korea)
3. Even a fool seem wise wen him stae silent (Proverbs)
b. even fool seem wise if him keep his mouth shut
4. Even a woodpekker yuze its hed
5. Even at the terning tide
6. even beggars gotta look just so, tu max the take (Charles Lamb, 1800)
7. Even brakefast in bed hav krumbs
8. even ded is not perfekt (James Stefens, 1920)
9. Even if yer on the rite trak,
yu'll get run over if yu just sit theer (Will Rogers)
even
10. even if yu luze, it iz good tu fite a good fite
11. even munkees fall outta trees (Japan)
12. even nekter will kill if yu eet tu much (Hindu)
13. even on the rite trak, yu'll get run over if yu just sit theer
14. even the best song bekum nois wen repeeted tu much (Korea)
15. even the lion gotta fend off flies (Jerman)
16. even the paranoid hav enemees (Henree Kisinger)
17. even tho 1 event mae be true, the histree book is fawls (Tom B Macaulee)
18. even tho kettel is up tu its nek in hot water, it stil sing
19. even wen Im naked, I wanna slip intu sumthang kumfortabel
even
20. even wen yer on the rite trak,
yu kan get run over if yu just sit theer (Arthur Godfree)
21. even wen yudu nuthang, that iza deside (Garee Kolins)
22. even wen yuno wot yu talk bout, yu dont hafta sae it (Kin Hubbard, 1905)
23. even with poisun ivy & sunbern, yer better off than the werm [baet on hook]
498. ever...
1. ever stop tu thank, & forget tu restart?
499. everlasting holidae=hell (Jorj B Shaw)
500. evil...
1. baddest evil is apathee (Helen Keller)
2. better the devil we no over the won we dont (titus Plautus)
3. dont invent imajinary evil wen we hav plenty av reel evils (Oliver Goldsmith)
4. evil gaens=disaster (Hesiod)
5. evil gro in the dark (Virgil, 20bc)
6. evil is eezee, good is hard (Ann Ries)
7. evil kum kauz man kant sit still, quiet, & alone (Blais Paskal, 1650)
8. evil kum natural, good require hard werk (Charles Baudelare, 1850)
9. Evil retern tu evil duers
evil
10. evil triump wen good men du nuthang (Edmund Burk)
b evil will triump if yu du nuthang (Ed Burk, 1750)
11. evil werd dubel bad deed (Shakespeer)
12. heer no evil, see no evil, speek no evil,
& yu wont sukseed at the tee party
13. Luv av munee is the root av all evil
14. Luv av evil is the root av all munee
15. Oenlee thang needed for evil tu triump
is for good men tu du nuthang (Ed Burk)
16. see no evil, heer no evil, speek no evil
17. small chois in rotten appels (Shakespeer)
18. the evil men du, liv long aft him.
The good is oft burreed with the bones (Shakespeer)
501. evolve... (Evolution, Charles Darwin)
1. braen is zampel av how evolute provide
organ man dont no how tu yuze (Arthur Koestler)
2. chaenj is the hart av evolve (Martin Danskee)
3. dijestshun...tu konvert victuals tu virchues.
if the proses is not perfekt, yu evolve vise insted (Ambrose Beers)
4. du yu beleev in evolution?
me thank yer half wae bak tu the apes
5. evolve is a prosses & a law (Jon Morlee)
6. evolution=konker self (Elbert Hubbard)
7. evolution av thot was kalled heresy at first (Jorj B Shaw)
8. evolution is a tide that karree evreethang b4 it (Jorj Santayana)
9. evolution is how life avoid its deth sentens
10. if yu wanna teech creation as siens,
yu shood teech the stork deliver babees (Judith Haes)
11. kreashunist kritiks R retorikal nonsens (Steev J Gold)
12. most desended from apes but redheds kum from kats (Mark Twaen)
13. proboscis...rudimentry organ elefants evolved kauz em never made it tu nife & fork.
If yu wanna joke bout it, yu kan kall it a trunk (Ambrose Beers)
14. the theeree av evolve evolve.
It impruev self til it pruev self (Richard Dawkins)
15. tu teech evolve: kauz all av Amerika's problems (Will J Bryan)
502. evree... (evry in krat speek)
1. a chicken in evree pot (kampaen slogan...symbol for prosperitee)
2. a fool is born evree minut
3. a hukster is born evree sekond
4. behind evree man is a woman hu komplaen him no good (or not so hot)
5. behind evree man is a woman hu push him tu make sumthang av self
6. deth dont get badder evree yeer like taxes
7. evree 4 sekonds a woman hav a baby. We need tu find her & stop it.
8. evree aej hav its book
9. evree ass luv tu heer self brae
evree
10. evree baby is gooder than sumwon els's (Charles Dikkens)
11. evree baby need a lap (Henree Robin)
12. evree burokrasee is same as molasses
13. evree chaenj must hav a kauz (Voltare, 1750)
14. evree charitable act is a stepping stone tu heven
15. evree class is not fit tu guvern (tu rule) (Ralf W Emersun)
16. evree demokratsee kommit suiside (Jon Adams)
17. evree desent man is ashamed av the guvt him liv under (H. L. Menchen)
18. evree dog get 1 bite
19. evree dog hav its dae
evree
20. evree dogma hav its dae (Abe Rotstein)
21. evree donkee thank it shood be with the king's hoerses
22. evree exit enter sumthang (Tom Stoppard)
23. evree garden hav weeds
24. evree girl is pretty bi kankellite
25. evree imprueved kommunikashun make bores more terribel (Frank Kolbee)
26. evree Jak hav his Jil,
if oenlee em kan find eech other (R Kotgrave, 1611)
27. evree jenerashun laff at old fashun & wership the nu (H David Thoro, 1850)
28. evree kloud hav a silver lining=evree problem hav sum good
29. evree krowd hav a silver lining (P T Barnum)
evree
30. evree kuntree get the sirkus it dezerv.
31. evree land hav its law (J Karmikel, 1628)
32. evree man for self (Jon Haewood, 1500)
33. evree man hav biz & want, such as it is (Shakespeer)
[dont ask me wot this meen]
34. evree man hav his pries
35. evree man is his baddest enemee (Anacharis, 600bc)
36. evree man konsume & otta produes (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
37. evree married kupel hav at leest 1 fool
38. evree path hav puddels
39. evree peddler praes his goods
evree
40. evree piktcher tell a tale
41. evree poet is a fool, but not evree fool is a poet
42. evree problem hav a gift inside (Richard Bach)
43. evree problem look like a nael if yer oenlee tool is a hammer
44. evree roed hav 2 direkshuns (Russya)
45. evree rose hav thorns
46. evree rule hav sepshuns (exceptions in krat speek)
47. evree saent hav a past, evree sinner a fyucher (Haid Babaji)
48. evree silver lining hav a dark kloud inside
49. evree sivil rite hav its sivil dutee
evree
50. evree solushun breed nu problems
51. evree time I luze wate, it find me agin
52. evree wise saying hav its opposit tu balans it (Jorj Santayana)
53. for evree argument, theer is a kounter-argument
54. giv evree man the vote...dont make him wise (H L Menken)
55. kant hav 5 wolves for evree 1 sheep in the vote booth (Robert L Heilbroner)
56. yeers steel evree dae, at last em steel us awae (Horas)
57. yung blood gotta run its koers
& evree dog hav its sae (Charles Kingslee, 1870)
503. evreedae...
1. evreedae yu beet yer old rekord av the max number daes yu ben alive
504. evreethang...
1. eezee tu get evreethang yu want if yu lern
tu du without wot yu kant get (Elbert Hubbard)
2. em hu no evreethang wont lern nuthang
3. evolution is a tide that karree evreethang b4 it (Jorj Santayana)
4. evreethang gotta go sumweer
5. evreethang hav a pries (kost)
6. evreethang is for sale
7. evreethang is funny as long as it happen tu sumwon els (Will Rogers)
8. evreethang kum tu him hu waet
9. evreethang kum yer wae...yer in the rong lane
10. evreethang man kan invent, he hav (Charles Duell=boss av patent offis)
11. evreethang that needs saeing hav ben sed. But nowon listened
so we gotta repeet (Andrae Gid)
12. man exagerate evreethang, sept his mistakes
505. evreewon... him sed it in 1898
1. evreewon hate me kauz I'm paranoid
2. evreewon hav a plaes tu fill in the werld (Nathaniel Hawthorn)
3. evreewon hav a purpus, even if oenlee tu be a bad zampel
4. evreewon is a moon & hav a dark side (Mark Twaen)
5. evreewon is entiteled tu mi pinyun
6. evreewon is gifted, but sum open the pakaej suener
7. evreewon is so bad, if all was publik,
we wood all be hanged 10 times (Mike Montaigne, 1595)
8. evreewon lie, but dont matter, nowon listen
9. evreewon talk bout apathy, but nowon du NE-thang about it
10. evreewon thank his burden is hevee (French)
11. evreewon wanna gotu heven but dont wanna die
12. get his just dezerts (wot him hav kummin...punishment)
13. hu got sumweer had tu start weer he was (Richard Evans)
14. is a mix av good & bad
b. part good & part bad
15. is sovern (born with rites such as life & libertee)
16. luv luvers
17. make mistakes
18. talk bout the wether, but nowwon du NE-thang bout it
19. wanna liv long, but dont wanna be kalled old
20. wanna no (lern) (Aristotel)
506. excellans...
1. excellance kum from strive for better (Pat Riley)
2. excellance take a life av laber (Sam Jonsun, 1757)
507. Exagerate... (exaggeration in krat speek)
1. add tu the truth=subtrakt from it
2. biggest fish is the 1 yu almost kot
3. man exagerate evreethang, sept his mistakes
4. sum dont exagerate, em just remember big
5. sum kant tell the truth without lie bout it (Josh Billings)
508. Exekutiv...
1. exekutiv ability=yer fast tu deside hu tu make du the werk (Jon G Pollard)
509. Exkuse... ("excuses" in superkrat )
1. 2 rongs dont make 1 rite, but du make grate exkuse (Tom Szasz)
2. bad exkuse is badder than nun (Tom Fuller)
3. dont make exkuses, make good (Elbert Hubbard)
4. Exkuse a fault oft make fault badder (Shakespeer)
5. Exkuse mi French
6. Exkuse is a komb mother naechuer giv tu bald men
7. Exkuse self=akkuze self (Gabreel Murier)
8. Exkuses bild a hous av faelyuer (Don Wilder)
9. if yu dont wanna duit, NE exkuse is as good as anuther (Yiddish)
10. justifi fault dubel it (French)
11. never ruin apolojee with exkuse (Kim Jonsun)
12. yer free if yukan tern down an invite & dont need tu sae wi (Jules Renard)
510. expeereeans.. ("experience" in superkrat)
see also...speereeans
1. Experience is the best teech
2. Experience kost a lot, but fool no no other wae
3. xpeerens...wot yu hav aft all els is gon
4. xpeerens...yu get it after yu need it
511. expensiv (kost a lot)
1. not hard tu meet expenses, yu meet em evreeweer
511. explanashuns seldum explaen & never konvins (Greenvil Kleiser)
512. export...
1. facism is not for export (mussellini)
2. the maen export av the US is munee
3. the UN export werds (Ester Fein)
513. exsite, exsitement... (excitement in krat speek)
1. get exsited bout yer dreem (Denis Waetlee)
2. lerning is exsiteing as long as yu dont lern yu R old
3. life teem with exsitement (Will O Douglas)
4. most exsiteing...tu be shot at & not hit (W Churchil)
5. reel, deep blis is gooder than fast exsitement (Joe Kampbell)
6. the reel exsitement is tu plae the game, not tu win the munee (Donald Trump)
7. the trubel with sports tudae is the plaers R init for the munee, not the exsitement (Ti Kobbs)
514. extravagans tax 10 times as much as kongres (Ben Franklin)
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