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515. fael... ("failure" in superkrat)
1. 99% av faelyuers kum from yer xkueses (Jorj W Karver)
2. akt like yu kant fael (Charles Kettering)
3. ambishun is the last refyuej av faelyuer
4. better tu tri & fael than never tri (Loyd Jones)
5. dont be afraed tu fael (Ed Land [invented polaroid kamra])
6. dont konfuze 1 defeet with last defeet (F Skot Fitzgerald)
7. dont tri=fael (Tom A Aldrich)
8. fael=tu blunder & not lern from it (Elbert Hubberd)
9. fael is not faelyer, giv up is faelyur (Richard Exelee)
fael
10. fael tu plan=plan tu fael
11. fael tu prepaer=prep tu fael
12. faelyer is a harsh teech (Tom Watson, 1940)
13. faelyer is a stepping stone tu suksus
14. faelyer is a thang, not a persun (Will D Brown)
15. faelyer is not a krime (Ken Lae: Him was
konvikted in biggest bankrupt in US histree bak then)
16. faelyer is not an opshun, it kum bundeled with windoes
17. faelyer is not fall down, its stae down (Mary Pikford)
18. faelyer is not fatal, fael tu chaenj kan be (Jon Wood)
19. faelyer is punishment. Others sukses make it badder. (Jules Renard)
fael
20. faelyer is the oppurtunity tu du better next time (Henree Ford)
21. hard on us tu fael, harder tu not tri (Teddy Roosevelt)
22. I didnt fael, I found 10,000 waes that dont werk (Tom Edisun)
23. if the publik is behind yu, yu kant fael (Abe Linkoln)
24. if we R divided, we fael. Werk tugether, we duit (W Churchil)
25. if yer happy, yer not a faelyuer (Will Fether)
26. if yu dont fael now & then, yu plae it 2 safe (Woody Allen)
27. if yu du yer best, yu sukseed, even if yu fael (BC Forbes)
28. if yu make mistakes, yu fael oenlee if yu blame others
29. if yu wanna fael, tri tu pleez evreewon (Bill Krosby)
fael
30. its not faelyer, its feedbak (Robert Allen)
31. Lak av willpower is the biggest soers av faelyer (Flower nuhous)
32. maby him blundered, but him blunder forward (Tom Edisun)
[bout pres Wilsun]
33. man mae fall, but yer a faelyer is yu sae sumwon pushed yu (Elmer G Letterman)
34. nuz make it seem the werld is oenlee faelyuer,
krime, katastrofee, korrupshun, & tradjadee (Deepak Chopra)
35. oenlee faelyuer is giv up (Elbert Hubbard)
36. sum R destroed bi theer first faelyuer, sum bi first big suksess
Hope for many small suksesses (Hosae Silva)
37. the kee tu faelyuer is alwaes in the ignishun with the engin runnin
38. the time yu must not fael is the last time yu tri(Charles Kettering)
39. tu sukseed, yu gotta liv with faelyuer (Jorj Kukor)
fael
40. we oft fael, so aem hi (Henree D Thoro)
41. wen ideas fael, werds kum (Jon vonGoethe)
42. yu lern from faelyuer, not from sukses (Ken Boulding)
43. yu mae get disapointed if yu fael, but yer duemed if yu dont tri (Bev Sills)
516. faemus, tipe 1=skolar quotes... (famous in krat speek)
1. I wont be happy til I'm as faemus as god (Madonna)
517. faemus deths...how sum faemus "persuns" died
1. aerkraft akseedents (krash)
Tom Selfridj, 17 Sep 1908=first persun tu die wen aerplane krash
Charles Rolls (founded Rolls-Royce), 12 July 1910
Knute Rocke 31 Mar 1931...plaed football at Notre Dame
Will Rogers & Wiley Post, 15 Aug 1935, krashed on takeoff at Barro, Alaska
Post was faemus as first tu fli solo around the werld
Amelia Erhart, 02 July 1937, got lost over Pacific,
wile tri tu fli round werld
Admiral Yamamoto,18 Apr 1943, shot down bi Amerikan fiters
Glen Miller 14 Des 1944
Buddy Holly 3 Feb 1959, Singer
Patsee Kline 5 Mar 1963, Singer
Yugi Gargarin 27 Mar 1968, astronot
Jon Denver 12 Oct 1997, Singer
2. akseedent, kar, motorsiekel, hoers, wotever
Diana 1997, kar, drunk driver
Lawrens av Arabia 18 Mae 1935, Motorsiekel, Brit, Soldyer
Seymor Krae 1996, kar, made superputers
Jayne Mansfeeld 1967, kar, aktres
3. akseedent, spaes
Soyuz 1, Russya 24 Apr 1967, 2 ded, parashute faeled
Soyuz 11, Russya 30 Jun 1971, 2 ded, aer leek
Shuttel, Challenger, 28 Jan 1986, 7 ded, solid rokket booster blo up
Shuttel, Kolumbia, 01 Feb 2002, 7 ded, broke up on entree
ies from external tank fli off, hit shuttel wing leed edj & make hole
4. Alkohol
Edgar Allan Poe 7 Oct 1849, riter (the raven, nevermore)
Franklin Pers 8 Oct 1859, US president
O'Henree 5 Jun 1910, riter
F Skot Fitzgerald 21 Des 1940, riter
Jon Barrymore 29 Mae 1940, akter
Joe McKarthy 2 Mae 1957, politishun
Errol Flyn 14 Oct 1959, akter
Veronika Lake 7 July 1973, akter
Willyum Holden 12 Nov 1981, akter
Richard Burton 5 Aug 1984, akter
Truman Kapote 25 Aug 1984, riter
Ernest Hemingwae 2 July 1961, riter
5. "anorexia nervosa"="eeting disorder"
em starv tu deth with plate av food in front av em
Karen Karpenter 4 Feb 1983, singer
Christee Henrich 16 July 1994, Jin
Heidi Guenther 1997, danser
Ana Karolin Reston14 Nov 2006, model
6. assassinated
**** wae bak in old-old daes
Xerxes 1 465 bc Persha king
Xerxes 2 423 bc Persha king
Sogdianus 423 bc Persha king
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Pompae 48 bc Roman big-wig, Julius seesar killed him
Julius Seesar 15 Mar 44bc Roman Ruler Mark Anthony behind it
Cicero 43bc Roman senater Mark Anthony killed him
Germanikus 19 ad Roman Jenral
**** modern era
**** Austria
Franz Ferdinand 1914 this started WW1
**** Dutch
Willyum 1 av Orange 1584 fiting tu be independent from Spaen
**** England
Edmund 1 946 king
Edward 1 976 king
Tom Bekket 1170 relijus kritik av king
Makbeth 1057 king av Skotland
Mountbatten 1979 Admiral
Jon Lennon 1980 singer (in US at the time)
**** Filippines
Aurora Queson 1949 woman leeder
Benigno Aquino 1983 Markos killed him
**** Frans
Henree 3 1589 King
Henree 4 1610 King
**** Grees
Filip 2 336 bc (father av Alexander the grate)
**** India
Mohandas Gandi 1948 fite British
Indira Gandi 1984 prime minister
Rajiv Gandi 1991 prime minister
**** Rushya
Peter 3 1762 king ("emperor" or "czar")
Paul 1801 king
Alex 2 1881 king
**** US
Jo Smith 1844 Mormon
Abe Linkoln 1865 president
James Garfeeld 1881 president
Willyum McKinlee 1901 president
Huee Long 1935 Senater
Jon F Kennedy 1963 president
Robert Kennedy 1968 brother av JFK
Martin L King 1968 blak god
7. choke
Tom Dorsee 26 Nov 1956
Tennessee Williams 25 Feb 1983 riter
8. drown
Hippasun...his teecher (Pythagarus) drowned him for diskuver
nonrashunal numbers
Ptolemy 13...drowned in nile, 13 Jan 47bc
Fred Barbossa (Holy Roman Emperer) 6 June 1190 wile on Krusade 3
Persee Shellee, wile saeling
Grigori Rasputin, 1916, Moskow, Rushya. His enemees shot him, poisoned him,
after several tries, drowned him in Neva River
Virjinya Woolf, 28 Mae 1941, riter, suiside
Natalee Wood 1981, on yawt, drunk, fell in water, drown
----------- myths, legend
Icarus...Greek made wings, fli tu kloes tu sun, wax melt,
wings fall off, him fall in see & drown
Ofeelia...character in Shakespeer's plae "Hamlet"
9. Drugs
Honoree deBalzak, drank 40 kups av koffee & keeled over
Jon Belushi, acter, H & C
Montgomery Klift, akter, alkohol+drugs
Sigmund Froid, father av Sikiatrists, Morfeen
Judy Garland, aktres, drug overdose
Herman Goering, Naxi big-wig, Sianide
L Ron Hubbard, riter
Howard Hughes, aviation pioneer
Marilyn Monroe, aktres sleeping pills
Elvis Preslee, singer barbituates
Hank Willyuns, singer drugs
Natalee Woods, aktres drunk, fell off boet, drowned
10. Duel
Alexander Hamilton, 1804, Aaron Bur (vies president) killed him
Charles Dikingson, 1806, Andru Jakson killed him
11. Guvt kill em (or rebels kill old guvt big-wigs)
Joen av Ark, French 1431 (English bump off her)
Mary, Skot queen, 1587
Luis 16, king 1793
Marie Antoinette, French Roaltee, 1793 in the French Revolushun
Maximallian, Mexiko ruler 1867
Benito Mussolini, Italy diktater, 1945
Nicolos 2, Rushyun ruler, 1918
Saddam Hussein, Irak diktater, Des 2006
----------- relijus
Ann Frank ju, Holland 1944
Jesus nu kreed bout 35 ad
Saent Paul & Peter bout 64 ad
----------- Treesun
Jon Brown, 1859
----------- spi
Nathan Hael, Amerikan spi, 1776 (Brits kot him)
Mata Hari 1917
Rosenberg, Ethel & Julius, Russyun spies, 1953
----------- war krimes
Adolf Eichman Jerman, 1962
(see Hussein, abuv)
Alfred Rosenberg, Jerman, 1946
Vidkum Quisling, Norwae, 1945
Hideki Tojo, Japan, 1946
----------- died wile prisuner av war
Davee Kroket, Texas, 1836
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12. Murder... (see also...assassanate)
Abel Bibel sae his brother Kane killed him
Arkameedes, Greek math man & deziner av war masheens, Roman soldyer killed him
Tom Bekket, Brit, bishop av Kanterbury, opposed tu king Henry 2
king's folloers took advantaej wen king komplaen bout Bekket
Jessee James, robber, 1882, gun fite with Ford brothers
Mary Jane Kellee, 1888, Jak the Ripper got her
Bob Krane, akter, killed in motel, Fenix, Ara
Charles Lindberg 3 (Son av faemus pilot), 1932, big skandal at the time
Julius Seesar, Roman, 44 bc
Nikole B Simpson 1994 (wife av O J Simpson)
Sharon Tate 1969 killed bi notorus Manson Famlee
99. Miss...
Atilda the Hun... 423 ad, historeeuns sae him died av nose bleed
klaem him drowned in his blood (many dont beleev this)
518. faemus last werds, part 1...fun or joke
"famous last words" has kum tu meen...lak av forsite, dum mistake, goof
joke=sumwon invent werds & kall it "famous last words" like sumwon mite sae it
1. are yu shuer the power is off?
2. dont unplug it, it will oenlee take a sek tu fix
3. dont weree, it hav an aer bag
4. dont weree, its not loeded
5. gimme a match, I thank the gas tank is emptee
6. hae, theers no handel on the door
7. hae, yuno wot sound like fun?
8. heer offiser, hold mi beer wile I look for mi ID
9. I did it b4
faemus last werds 1=fun
10. I did it mi wae
11. I hope em speek English
12. I kan duit with mi ies kloesed
13. I kan make the lite b4 it tern
14. I kan pass this gie
15. I seed em duit on TV
16. I'll get it outta the printing press
17. I'll get the toest out
18. it dont bite
19. its fireproof
faemus last werds 1=fun
20. its hibernating
21. its just a rash
22. its not that deep
23. huz the boss in this joint?
24. let it down slo
25. lets see if this gun is loded
26. nies doggee
27. pull the pin & kount tu wot?
28. R yu pregnant, or fat?
29. so far, so good
faemus last werds 1=fun
30. so yer a kannibal
31. step onit, yer oenlee duing 70
32. take wot yu want, its a goest town
33. thats odd
34. the odds ginst it happen must be zilyuns tu 1
35. thees R the good mushrooms
36. this dont taest rite
37. watch me dive heer
38. watch this
39. we dont need reservashuns
faemus last werds 1=fun
40. we made it this far
41. wot a kyuet tattoo
42. wot du this button du?
43. wot duk?
44. wot happen if we tuch the 2 wires tugether?
45. wot wire was me spozed tu kut?
46. wotz that buzzing?
47. yer not smart nuff tu be a kop
48. yu & wot army?
519. faemus last werds, part 2...muved tu deth bed statements
deth bed werds
520. faemus last werds, part 3...bad predikshuns, bad ideas, bad kritiks
see also...bad predikts
1. drill for oil? in the ground? yer krazee
(Edwin Drake tried tu get sumwon tu drill for him)
2. evreethang that kan be invented has ben (Charles Duel, boss av US patent offis, 1899)
3. heveeer than aer masheen will never fli (Lord Kelvin, 1895)
in 1907 (4 yrs after Rite brothers) Lord Haldane sed "man will never fli"
he was the boss av British military then
4. hu the hell wanna heer akters talk? (H M Warner, 1927)
5. I'm glad Klark Gabel will fall flat on his faes, not me (Garry Kooper)
[bout the part av ret butler in "gon with the wind"...Kooper dont want it]
6. stoks hav reeched a permanent hi plato
(Irving Fisher=Yale Ekon proffesser, 1929)
7. The fone has 2 many shortkummings (Western Yuenyun, 1876)
8. wireless muzik box [radio] has no kommershal valyu (David Sarnof, 1920)
521. faent hart never won faer laedee
522. faer...
1. faer & squaer=legal & onest
2. faer game=sumwon bullees pik on
3. faer speech mae hide a foul hart
4. faer tu middeling=averaej, normal
5. faer wether freend...alwaes theer wen him need yu
6. faer wether freend dezert yu in bad times
7. faer wood werk if I had a konshens (Rikky Fung)
523. faeree tale...a horror story tu introdues kids tu nuzpapers
524. faes ("face" in krat speek)
see also...her
1. a faes oenlee a mother kan luv
2. faes the muzik=yu gotta pae for wot yu did
3. faes wotever direkshun yu will, yu tern yer bak on half the werld
(Jorj D. Prentis)
4. God gave yu 1 faes, yu make anuther [yer 2-faesed] (Shakespeer)
5. laff is the sun that drive winter from yer faes (Vikter Hugo)
6. mans faes=autobiografee. Womans faes=werk in progress (Oskar Wild)
7. no 2 faeses R the same (Tom Brown)
8. Wen folks see mi faes on skreen em no...1 I wont get the girl
2. b4 muvee end, I will get a cheep funeral (Lee Marvin)
9. yer 2-faesed (Shakespeer)
525. faeth... (faith in krat speek)
1. absolute faeth korrupt as bad as absolute power (Erik Hoffer, 1940)
2. all I see teech me tu trust the maker for wot me dont see (Ralf W Emersun)
3. die for faeth is not as hard as liv up tuit (Will M Thakkerae, 1850)
4. dont trust him hu broke faeth 1 time (Shakespeer)
5. faeth...stake yer life onit (Martin Luther, 1520)
6. faeth=beleev without evidens (Ambrose Beers, 1880)
7. faeth=beleev wot yu dont see (St Augustine, 400ad)
8. faeth=beleev wot yuno aent so (Mark Twain)
9. faeth=put yer aegs in Gods basket &
kount yer blessings b4 em hatch (Ramona C Karol)
faeth
10. faeth=yu dont wanna no truth (Fred Nietzshe)
11. faeth dont panik (David Jones, 1940)
12. faeth go out the windo wen byutee kum in the door
13. faeth hold wot I kant grasp (St Bernard, 1120)
14. faeth, hope, charity...charity is tops (Corinthians)
15. faeth is not peeatee (Karl Barth)
16. faeth is not reesun (Yung)
17. faeth kan muve mountins
18. faeth lite em hu wanna beleev & blind em hu dont (Blais Pascal)
19. faeth liv dispite doubt (Alfred Tennyson, 1850)
faeth
20. faeth not tested kant be trusted (Adrian Rogers)
21. faeth overkum feer (Max Lukado)
22. faeth without werks is like bird without wings (Fran Bomont, 1610)
23. feed faeth=starv feer
24. gotu a madhous & see wot faeth kan du (Fred Nietzshe)
25. hav faeth that rite make mite (Abe Linkoln)
26. I never forget a faes, but in yer kase, I'll make a sepshun
27. liberty require faeth in fello man (Alexis DeTokquevil, 1845)
28. littel faeth=littel hate (Erik Hoffer)
29. no better kin than prudent & faethful freend (Ben Franklin)
faeth
30. O ye, av little faeth
31. reesun is the biggest enemee av faeth (Martin Luther, 1520)
32. reesun rebel ginst faeth & passhun rebel ginst reesun (Tom Brown, 1640)
33. the supernatural is not yet understood (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
34. the werld dont agree bout faeth & hope (Alexander, 340 bc)
35. theer is no faeth stronger than
bad-tempered woman's faeth in her perfekshun (Cabel)
36. Theer R 2 thangs I dont like bout yu...yer faes
37. we beleev wot we wish (want) (Demosthenes, 330 bc)
38. we R armed 2 times if we fite with faeth (Plato, 400bc)
39. wen faeth is blind, it die (Gandhi, 1910)
40. yu kan du very littel with faeth & nuthang without it (Sam Butler, 1650)
526. fakt... (fact in krat speek)
1. a noit-all no a milyun fakts & dont no nuthan (alek Born)
2. em with most pinyuns hav leest fakts (Beth McKenstri)
3. fakt is stranjer than fikshun (Tom Haliburton, 1860)
4. Fakts & truth R not kin (Will Faulkner, 1960)
5. Fakts R dum (Ronald Raegan)
6. Fakts R more fun wen yu make up em (invent em)
7. Fakts R stubborn, statistiks pliabel (Mark Twain)
8. Fakts R the foe av truth (Don Quihote)
9. Fakts will kum bak if yu kik em out (Ralf W Emersun)
fakt
10. Fakts wont go awae if yu ignore em (Aldus Huxlee)
11. folks prefer 1 emoshun tu 1,000 fakts (Robert Leevit)
12. get the fakts first. Then yukan distort em all yu want (Mark Twain)
13. get the fakts or the fakts will get yu (Tom Fuller)
14. get the fakts, all the fakts, oenlee the fakts
15. get the fakts rite or em will rong yu (Tom Fuller, 1650)
16. him hu argue with fakts is a fool (Frank Garbut)
17. less fakts=more xperts (Donald Gannon)
18. less fakts=stronger pinyun (Arnold Glaso)
19. many a good story was ruened bi look at the fakts (James Benet, 1850)
fakt
20. Sum lawyers thank all fakts R equal
21. the less fakts behind a pinyun, the stronger the emoshun attached tuit.
22. the ski is blue even if blind men kant see it (Dane)
23. wons a nuzpaper tuch a storee, the fakts R lost forever (Norman Maeler)
24. yu hafta faes fakts (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
25. yu kant chaenj fakts (Jon Adams)
26. yu need tu sho em reel fakts (Abe Linkoln)
527. fascinating fakts
528. fall, tipe 1=fall down, drop
1. a mind divided bi many pinyuns will fall apart (Leonardo DaVinci, 1500)
2. a stumbel mae prevent a fall
3. abilitee hit the mark, presumpshun overshoot, difidens fall short
4. advise is like sno...the softer it fall, the longer it last,
& the more it sink in (Sam Koleridj)
5. Appels dont fall far from the tree
6. at 35...yu get yer hed tugether
but the body start falling apart (Karyn Leschen)
7. better tu fall flat on faes than leen 2-far bakward (James Thurber)
8. dont tri tu katch a falling nife
9. dont weree if yu fall, weree if yu dont get up
fall 1
10. eezee as fall off a log
11. eezeer tu fall than tu rise
12. em hu stand for nuthang, fall for NE-thang (Alexander Hamilton)
13. even munkees fall outta trees (Japan)
14. even wen yu fall, yu go forward
15. Fall apart like a cheep suit
16. Fall down staers start with the first trip
17. fall foul av=him mad at yu
18. fall from graes (grace in krat speek)=bosses no longer appruve wot yu du
19. fall gie=luzer, viktum, evreewon pik on me
fall 1
20. fall on def eers...evreewon ignore yu
21. fall on rokky ground=rejekt, nuthang kan gro heer
22. fall on yer sord (suiside)
23. fall off the wagon=yu tried tu stop bad habit, werk til yu "fall off the wagon"
24. frans...weer the munee fall apart
but yu kant tare the toilet paper (Bill Wilder)
25. go down the tubes...projekt fall apart=evreethang go rong or blo up
26. gratest glory is tu get up aft yu fall down (Ralf W Emersun)
27. gravity is not responsabel for hu fall in luv (Einstein)
28. hastee klimber hav sudden fall (Italy)
29. hous divided will fall
fall 1
30. how du yu avoid falling haer? get outta the wae
31. I didnt fall off a ternup truk
32. if a man fall 1 time, all step on him (Tom Fuller, 1650)
33. if all hu fall asleep in cherch
was laed end tu end, em wood be more kumfortabel
34. if outgo > inkum, upkeep will be yer downfall (Bill Erl)
35. if yu wanna ride, yu gotta no how tu fall (Mex)
36. intu eech life sum raen must fall (Longfello)
37. kant fall down...worm & snake, thus dont weree if yu fall
38. let the chips fall waer em will
39. man is the oenlee varmit hu set trap, baet it, & then fall intu it (Jon Steinbek)
fall 1
40. man mae fall, but yer a faelyer is yu sae sumwon pushed yu
(Elmer G Letterman)
41. milyuns seed the appel fall, Nueton asked wi (Bernard Baruch)
42. never fall out with yer bred and butter. (English)
43. open mind is good, but not so open yer braen fall out (Arthur Sulzberger)
44. pride go b4 a fall (Joe Addisun, 1700)
45. sex on TV kant hert yu, unless yu fall off
46. sno dont kare hu it fall on (E E Kummings)
47. Sum rise bi sin, sum fall bi virchu (Shakespeer)
48. tempt fate & even the best will fall (Lord Brion, 1820)
49. the best mae slip, the kaushus mae fall, no human err not at all (Pomfret)
fall 1
50. the bigger em R, the harder em fall
51. We form good habits but fall intu bad habits
52. Yu fall outta mothers womb, kraw kros kuntree under fire,
fall intu grave (Quentin Krisp)
53. yunited we stand, divided we fall (Ben Franklin)
529. fall, tipe 2=seesun (spring, summer, fall, winter)
1. fall av yer life="deklining" yeers=old
2. fall is a sekond spring, evree leef a flower (Albert Kamus)
3. fall is the krowing glory av the yeer (Rose G Kingslee, 1905)
4. fall is the mello seesun, luze flowers, get fruit (Sam Butler)
5. Harvest moon (big, lo full moon in fall...help farmer see)
6. it was a perfekt fall dae, wich kum more in memree than life (P D James)
530. fame...
1. after fame is obliveeun (Mark Antonius...150 ad)[sum sae Mark Aurelius]
2. all riters want fame (Blaise Pascal)
2. died in virchues kauz, liv in fame (Shakespeer)
3. evreewon no me; I'm lonely (A Einstein)
4. evreewon on the web hav 15 megabites av fame (M G Siriam)
5. faemus stars luv the limelite
6. fame=a fyu werds on a tuemstone & em probablee lies (Jon C Bovee)
7. fame=akseedent, a gas folloed bi obliveeun (Mark Twain)
8. fame=em yu dont no & dont kare, no yu (Lord Biron...1800)
9. fame=gas, popular=akseedent, riches take wing,
but character last (Horaes Greelee)
fame
10. fame and faemus is temp (Mark Aurelius)
11. fame and quiet never meet
12. fame and riches R temp. Dum is forever (Don William)
b. fame & rich is fleeting. Dum is forever
13. fame is a bee, a song, a sting, a wing (Emily Dikkinsun)
14. fame is a flood that karry awae all (Fransis Bakon)
15. fame is an illushun, heer tudae, gon tumorro (Henree Miller)
16. fame is fikkel (Emily Dikkinsun & Marilyn Monroe)
17. fame is fikkel, kommon is faethful tu the end (Mason Koolee)
18. fame is like a VIP pass (Leo DeCaprio)
19. fame is nuetral (Edward R Murro)
fame
20. fame is proof folks R gullabel (Ralf W Emersun)
21. fame is pugatory (Ed Bulwer)
22. fame is rot (James Barree)
23. fame lost its appeel wen em push pen & paper
under the bathroom stall door (Marlo Tomas)
24. fame make riter vane (W H Auden)
25. fame oft make sumthang av nuthang (Tom Fuller)
26. fame pruve folks R gullabel (Ralf W Emersun)
27. fame stir up envy (Marilyn Monroe)
28. I am not a mith (Marleen Dietrich)
29. I stopped beleev in Santa ween department store
Santa asked for mi autograf (Shirlee Tempel)
fame
30. if yu want fame, yu prefer skorn that be forgot (E M Cioran)
31. kost av fame...its open seesun all the time (Julia Roberts)
32. legend=old man with kane, noed for wot him was (Miles Davis)
33. oenlee thang fame is good for:
em will kash yer chek in a small town (Truman Kapote)
34. seek fame is toilsum. Life end b4 yu start (Jeen Bruyere)
35. seleb...noed tu be noed (Dan J Boorstin)
36. stardum is gilded slave (Helen Haes)
37. the hiest form av vane is tu like fame (Jorj Santayana)
38. tu be quoted sumtimes...all the fame I want (Alex Smith)
39. wership seleb is not same as wership hero (Dan J Boorstin)
531. fameelyer... (familiar in krat speek)
1. fameelyer breed kontempt (Syrus, 100ad)
2. fameelyer breed kontempt & kids (Mark Twain)
3. fameelyer is kruel tu byutee but kind tu uglee (Quida, 1880)
4. it take unusual mind tu look at the obveeus (Alfred Witehed, 1940)
5. nuthang is wonderful wen yu meet it evreedae (Ed How, 1900)
6. sweets wen kommon luze its delite (Sakespeer)
532. famlee... (family in krat speek)
1. a freend mae bekum as yuzeless as kin (Jorj Ade, 1940)
2. a man otta liv so famlee no his valyues (Dwite Muedee, 1870)
3. Adam was lukkee, no mother-n-law (Mark Twain)
4. all R kin, so spekt trubel from all (Chineez)
5. as the famlee go, so go the naeshun & the werld (Jon Paul 2)
6. babe feed on mothers brest & is alwaes on her hart (Henree Beecher, 1860)
7. best wae tu keep teenaejers off the streets? Let the aer outta theer tires.
8. blak sheep av the famlee...the won hu alwaes get in trubel
9. bring home the bakon (werk tu feed the famlee)
famlee
10. brother=free freend (Legou Peer)
11. But we du agree mamma, Jon want the biggest pees av kake & me 2.
12. du yu kum from a huge famlee? no, but sum R pudjee. (fat)
13. eet with famlee, du biz with stranjers (Greek)
14. evree adult need a kid tu teech...thats how adults lern.
15. evree man shood lern how tu take kritisism, he'll be a father sumdae.
16. famlee=father, mother, kids, dogs, & the kommon kold (Ogden Nash)
17. famlee establish basik soshal valyues (Charles Kolton, 1800)
18. famlee is a masterpees av nacher (Jorj Santayana, 1940)
19. famlee is idol tu dutee (Ann Oeklee)
famlee
20. famlee is like a boeling allee in yer braen (in yer hed) (Martin Mul)
21. famlee is like fudj, sweet with a fyu nuts
22. famlee is the oenlee thang man make bi self & for self (Gilbert Cheesterton, 1920)
23. famlee is weer minds meet (Buda, 500bc)
24. famlee is weer prinsapels R hammered & honed (Charles Swindol)
25. famlee members R eech others servants (Jon Paul 2)
26. famlees R like fudj...sweet with nuts
27. father weree bout park spaes, mother bout kloset spaes, kids bout outer spaes (Evan Esar)
28. Hamlet=tradegy from take on famlee problems tu suen aft kolleej (Tom Mason)
29. happee famlees R alike, unhappy R all dif (Leo Tolstoy)
famlee
30. how tu be a good parent...no how tu put foot down without put it in mouth.
31. hunee, yu better help jonee with his homewerk now wile yu kan,
next yeer he'll be grade 4.
32. I ate out at a nies famlee eeteree...evree tabel had a argument going (Jorj Karlin)
33. I dont hafta look up mi famlee tree, I no im a sap (Fred Allen)
34. I kant stand kin. We kant stand em hu hav our faults (Oskar Wild, 1870)
35. I wanna run awae from home more now that me hav kids, than wen I was a boy
36. if famlee stik tugether, it is strong (Aesop, 600bc)
37. I'm glad the nabers reterned our moer em borroed.
our moer? I just bot it at theer garage sale.
38. in a broke nest, fyu aegs R hole (Chineez)
39. in time av test, famlee is best (Burma)
famlee
40. Liv kloes tu the erth, thank simpel. In war, be faer. In guvt, dont kontrol.
In werk, du wot yu like. For famlee, be theer (Tao Ching)
41. madness is hereditary...parents get it from theer kids.
42. man see his kin, xtra for kuzens, as grotesk kaerkachers av self (H L Menken, 1920)
43. mi teenaej dotter is all skin and fones.
44. more men R destroed bi wife & kids than bi drink & woers (Wil Yeets, 1930)
45. Oenlee a mule deni famlee (Arab)
46. parents R hevens lutenants (Shakespeer)
47. The boy hu was not good nuff for yer dotter
kan father the smartest grandkid in the werld (Ju)
48. The famlee is kritikal tu sosiatee (Sandra Okonner)
49. The famlee pik album is oft all that is left av the famlee (Sue Sontag)
famlee
50. The fyu happy times was all at home with famlee (Tom Jeffersun)
51. The reesun kids R happy is em dont hav kids.
52. theer famlee tree dont branch
53. Tu rule a famlee is as hard as a kingdom (Mike Montage, 1570)
54. wen kin R home, we tri tu thank av theer good points
wen awae, we dwell on theer vieses (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
b. wen kin visit, gotta tri tu thank av theer good points so I kan stand em
55. with larj famlee, yu lern life is not faer erlee (Nansee Mitford)
533. fanatik...
1. 1 step from fanatik tu barbarian (Denis Diderot, 1750)
2. fanatasism is badder than vies (Luis Kronenberger)
3. fanatasism tudae=fashun tumorro, trite a week later (Wendel, Fillips)
4. fanatik...kant chaenj his mind, wont chaenj subjekt (W Churchil)
b. yu kant chaenj his mind & him wont chaenj the subjekt
5. fanatik...tirant or marter, hes a monster (E M Cioran)
6. fanatik=fawls fire av overheeted mind (Kowper)
7. fanatik dont embraes a kauz kauz him thank it just or holi
but kauz him desperat for sumthang tu hold ontu (Erik Hoffer)
8. fanatik du wot him thank god wood du if him no wotz wot (Peter F Dun)
9. fanatik is kold & vehement at same time (Jon K Lavater, 1770)
fanatik
10. fanatik kant feel for humanity (Ed Gibbon)
11. fanatik overkompensate sekret dout on purpus (Aldous Huxlee)
12. fanatik overreakt tu his dout (Robert Davees)
13. fanatik redubel effort wen him forget his goel (Jorj Santayana)
14. fanatik's baddest sin is...him sinseer (Oskar Wild)
15. fanatiks R pikchueresk. Man prefer geschuers tu reesun (Fred Nietzsche)
16. ferver is the weppon av chois av the impotent (Frantz Fanon)
17. I'm a dog fanatik (Klive Barker)
18. I'm not a fanatik (Franseska Annis)
19. madman is saent gon mad (Alexander Pope)
fanatik
20. no good kan kum from tri tu set tu rite a fireee zeelot.
Like mad bull, go round him; dont dispute the wae (Tom Jeffersun)
21. no room for reesun in fanatik's hed (Napoleon Bonapart)
22. relijun make the most danjerus madmen.
Theer aem is tu disrupt society (Denis Diderot, 1750)
23. relijus fanatik join the pashun it kondem with dogma (Lord Akton)
24. wisdum bekum nonsens in mouth av fanatik (Otto Shudrmer)
534. fansee... (fancy in krat speek)
1. chu the kud av sweet & bitter fansee (Shakespeer, As yu like it)
2. dont let fansee outrun yer meens (Ben Franklin)
3. evree fansee is fawls (Jon Sterling)
4. evree fansee yu konsult, konsult yer pers (Ben Franklin)
5. fansee bring same number vaen hopes as idel feer (Tom Grae)
6. fansee free (footluse & fansee free)
7. fansee influens morals (Will B Kluloe)
8. fansee is a faeree (Fransis S Osgood)
9. fansee is most fereeus wen giltee konshens drive it (Tom Fuller)
fansee
10. fansee is passiv. Week minds R full av fansee (Joe Joubert)
11. fansee is so full av shapes. It is hi fantastik (Shakespeer, nite 12)
12. fansee is yung imajin (Walter S Landor)
13. fansee leed down deeveeus paths (Nik Roe)
14. fansee restore wot venjens snatched awae (Alexander Pope)
15. fansee rull past & fyucher yunivers.
Oenlee present kan be reel (Jeen Paul Ricter)
16. fansee run in a serkel & stae home, like hand av klok (Will Kowper)
17. fansee set value tu gifts forchun bring (Fransis Rouchefoukald)
18. fansee torchuer more than reelaltee (Ouida)
19. fawls fansee bring reel miseree (Jon C vonSchiller)
fansee
20. late fansee ever wander (Charles Lamb)
21. let fansee roem. Pleshuer is never at ome (Jon Keets)
22. life wood be poor without the charm av fansee (Will vonHumbolt)
23. maeden thank, fansee free (Shakespeer)
24. our fansees R more giddy & nonfirm,
more longing, wavering, lost & won (Shakespeer)
25. sum thangs make yer fansee chukel, wile hart ake
(Jon Bunyan, "Pilgrims Progres")
26. tell me weer fansee is bred (Shakespeer, Merchant av Venis)
27. tri tu impeed fansee bring more fansee (Shakespeer)
28. tri tu reesun fansee is tu wae fire or gage wind (Jon Lyle)
29. wen we get fansee-sik, theers no kyuer (Roger L'Estrange)
535. far...
1. far be it for me tu....=I'm gonna kritisize yu
2. far from the madding krowd=pees & quiet
3. far kri from=long wae, far awae
536. farewell...(goodbi)
1. all farewells shood be short (Lord Biron, 1800)
2. tu leev is tu die a littel (French)
537. farm...
1. farm subsidees: I wanna gro up tu be a farmer so
I kan get paed tu not gro spinish
2. farmers started Sivilizashun (Daniel Webster, 1840)
3. farming is the oenlee onest werk (Ben Franklin)
4. life on a farm is a skuel av paeshents. Yu kant hurry the krop.(Henri Alain)
5. nuthang is as far-fetched as US farm polisee (P J O'Rourk)
6. The land is for man tu laber & liv on (Tom Jeffersun)
7. The poorer the farmer, the more interesting (henri Thoro, 1850)
8. tu plant is eezeer than tu harvest (Jon VonGoeth, 1800)
9. wot go down must kum up (Lin Giakomini)
538. farmer...
1. dont look for the farmer in the lake, him kant swin
2. if the farmer add poisun tu the butter, its for the mother-n-law
3. if the farmer fli over the barn, the wind is pikking up
4. if the farmer lae on the floor, the food was not fresh
539. Farther than the outhouse
540. fashun...
1. eet tu pleez self, dress tu pleez others (Ben Franklin)
2. evree jenerashun laff at olf fashun
& relijusly follo nu fashun (Henree D Thoro)
b. & is slave tu nu fashun
3. evree nu fashun is old (Chauser)
4. fansee feed fashun, not taest (Voltaer)
5. fashun:10 yrs erlee=not desent (James Laver)
5 yrs erlee=shameless
1 yr erlee=daring
1 yr late =dowdee
10 yrs =hideeus
20 yrs =redikulus
30 yrs =amuzing
50 yrs =quaent
70 yrs =charming
100 yrs =romantik
150 yrs =byueteeful
6. fashun=hi flaluten vulgar (G Darlee)
7. fashun=indused epidemik (Jorj Benard Shaw, 1930)
8. fashun=ostentashun (Jon Lok, 1700)
9. fashun go in 1 yeer, out the other
10. fashun is a deformed theef (Shakespeer)
11. fashun is more powerful than NE tirant (Latin)
12. fashun is so uglee, em gotta chaenj it evree 6 months (Oskar Wild,1880)
13. fashun is the vanity av the rich (Sebashchun Camfort, 1770)
14. fashun is wot yu adopt wen yu dont no hu yu R (Quentin Krisp)
15. fashun is wot yu weer. unfashunabel is wor others weer (Oskar Wild)
16. fashun weer out more klothes than man (W Shakespeer)
17. Her hat dont go outta stile, it will alwaes be redikulus (Fren Allen, 1950)
18. ladees av fashun starv happy tu feed theer vanitee
& starv luv tu feed pride (Charles Kolton)
19. men never notis wot wemen weer (Anatole Frans, 1900)
541. fast... (not slo) ("quickly" in krat speek)
1. fast nuff if good nuff
b. it is fast nuff if dun rite
2. faster than greesed litening
3. fastest hoers kant exkape his tael
4. I go, I go. faster than arro from Tartar's bo
(Shakespeer, midsummer nite's dreem)
5. Wotz the fastest wae tu tu outta-werk offis?
Ask the boss for a kost-av-living raes.
542. fat... ("obesity" in krat speek)
1. fat as a hog
2. fat chans=slim chans=not likelee
3. fat folks R adorabel (Jakkee Gleesun, 1945)
4. fat folks R harder tu kidnap (bumper stikker)
5. fat is in the fire=problem, sumtang rong
6. fat is widespred (Joe Kern)
7. fat men dont kauz trubel, oenlee hungree men (Washington Irving, 1820)
8. fatsos R harder tu kidnap
9. her had mumps for a week & nowon notised
fat
10. her is so big, evreewon in klas sit next tu her
11. her is so fat her hav shado at noon on the equater
12. her look like pored intu klothes & forgot tu sae "wen" (P G Wodehous)
13. her took up hoers riding tu luze wate. The hoers lost 10 pounds.
14. hes so fat, him sit in roes 1 & 2.
15. him kan sit around the tabel all bi self
16. him liv wae beyond his seems
17. I plan tu sue the fast food chaens for make juenyer fat
hu du yu plan tu sue for make him ugly?
18. I'm in shape. Round is a shape isnt it?
19. I'm not fat, i'm a nutrishunal overacheever
fat
20. I'm not fat, i'm a viktum av diet disasters
21. I'm not overwate...I'm 6 inches short
22. in the first plaes, he's 2 fat, & in the 2nd plaes 2
23. inside evree fatso is a thin 1 triing tu get out (Siril Konallee, 1940)
24. Kassius hav a leen & hungree look. Him thank 2 much
Such men R danjerus (Shakespeer)
25. oenlee thang bigger than his stomak is his appetite
26. sum R born fat. Others gotta werk onit (Les Murrae)
27. tried a garlik diet. Didnt luze wate; did luze freends.
28. wen her jog, evreethang jiggel sept her feet
29. wife got rid av 220 pounds av uglee fat...her divorsed him.
fat
30. xseed the feed limit, put on wate.
31. Yu gotta giv up fats or die
kant duit
wi not
hes portly, but a good provider
543. fate...
1. 1 fawls muve & yer in over yer hed (Ben Hekt)
2. a fate badder than deth
3. all thangs dekae, even kings gotta obae (Jon Driden, 1690)
4. be pashent as yu suffer fate (Virgil, 50bc)
5. Chans faver the prudent (Joe Joubert, 1800)
6. dont tempt fate
7. Erth is our fate (Robert Frost)
8. evreethang that be, leed tu wot will be (Aurelus, 50ad)
9. fate deel the hand, we plae the kards (Arthur Shopenhouser, 1850)
fate
10. fate depend on how eech av us du (Alexander the grate)
11. fate happen (Anita Loos, 1970)
12. fate is a rat (fate kreep like a rat)(Liz Bowen, 1960)
13. fate is the wae the werld go (Zeno, 300bc)
14. fate leed him hu follo & drag him hu resist (Plutarch, 100ad)
15. fate leed the willing & drag along the relunktant (Seneka, 50ad)
16. fate level the hi & lift the lo (Ralf W Emersun)
17. fate made me an authority tu punish mi kontempt for authority (A Einstein)
18. fate rule me (Seneka, 50ad)
19. folks R not kondemmed tu the mersee av a kruel fate (Einstein)
fate
20. him was born tu be hanged, but drowned insted
21. humans dekae; wen fate kall, kings obae (Jon Driden)
22. I hav wife & famlee, all hostaej tu fate (Lukan)
23. if fate sae: yu luze, giv him a good fite NE-wae (Will McFee)
24. if yu dont aksept fate, yu sell yer sole (Charles Bauderlaer)
25. its not the kards yu get, its how yu plae em (Les Brown)
26. its not wot happen tu yu, its wot yu du bout it (W Mitchel)
27. life is a game av kards.
Kant chaenj the kards, kan chaenj how yu plae. (Nehru)
28. konker fate with fortitude (Ed Litton, 1870)
29. man is master av his fate if him wanna (hoza Ferrer)
fate
30. man kant aksept that him be the plaethang av chans (Ugo Betri, 1949)
31. many konfuze bad manaej with destiny (Kin Hubbard)
32. powerless wership luk & fate (Mason Koolee)
33. sekret fate gide our states (tom Kampion)
34. stars dont hold our destiny, we du (Shakespeer)
35. sumtimes yu master yer fate (Shakespeer)
36. thangs R in the saddel & ride mankind (Ralf W Emersun)
37. thank & yu see fate kummin (Mason Koolee)
38. Theer R times tu go with the flo (Shakespeer)
39. tempt fate & even the best will fall (Lord Brion, 1820)
fate
40. the fate av the werld will be as the werld deserv (A. Einstein)
41. the less yu dezerv, the more yu hope (Molifre, 1650)
42. the week blame fate (Ralf W Emersun)
43. the weel av forchun tern. Sumtimes yer on top,
sumtimes under the weel (Konfuches, 500bc)
44. the weel go round, sum R up, sum R down (Josafeen Pollard, 1880)
45. we make our forchun & kall it fate (Ben Diraeli)
46. wen fate kloes the door, go in the windo
47. win sum, luze sum, rek sum (Dale Ernhart)
48. wot we antisipate seldum happen. wot we leest expekt happen (Ben disraeli)
49. wotever wae yu tern, fate stik out a foot & trip yu (martin Goldsmith)
fate
50. yer heer for a reesun (David Numan)
51. yu oft meet fate on the roed yu took tu avoid him (Jeen Fontaen)
52. yu R weer yer thots take yu (James Allen)
544. father...
1. a chip off the old blok=like father, like sun
2. a father is a treshuer, brother a konfort, freend is both (Ben Franklin)
3. a father liv after deth in his sun (Sanskrit)
4. ambishun is a vise, but mae father virchu (Edgar Quinet, 1870)
5. be as perfekt as yer father in heven (bibel)
6. bi the time a sun realize maby father no best,
him hav a sun (Charles Wadswerth)
7. eezee tu be a father, hard tu be a dad
8. eezeeer tu be a father than tu bekum 1 (Kent Nerbern, 1994)
9. father...God make the name holee (Willium Wordswerth)
father
10. father...sumwon hu karree piks weer his munee yuzed tu be
11. father: dont yu thank Jonnee gets his braens from me?
mother: must be, I stil hav mine.
12. father: sun, wen Linkoln was yer aej, him studdeed tu be a lawyer
boy: & wen he was yer aej, him was president.
13. father: Theer was 2 kookees in theer, now oenlee 1. Wi is that?
boy: so dark I must hav missed 1
14. father adopted the role "tu be a father" from a sens av duty (Tom Wolf)
15. father is 100 skuelmasters (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
b. 1 father is werth 100 teechers
16. father is the other dialog (Lueez J Kaplan, 1978)
17. father weree bout park spaes, mother bout kloset spaes,
kids bout outer spaes (Evan Esar)
18. father karry piks weer his munee yuzed tu be
19. Him didnt tell me how tu liv. Him let me watch him duit (Klarens Kelland)
father
20. Homer is the father av liers (Aristotel, 330 bc)
21. If provertee is the mother av krime, lak av sens is the father (Jeen Bruyeer, 1700)
22. Kids suk the mother wen yung & the father wen older
23. like father, like sun
24. middel aej=wen father time katch up with mother nacher (Harold Koffin)
25. need is the mother av invent, desperat is the father av ingenuity
26. need is the mother av invent, kreativity the father,
nawledj the midwife (Jon Schatke)
27. Older than father time
28. rich man...his kids run intu his arms wen his hands R emptee
29. suns R fathers' twies-told tales (Sindee Garner)
father
30. The boy hu was not good nuff for yer dotter
kan father the smartest grandkid in the werld (Ju)
31. The gods visit the sins av fathers on the kids (Euripides)
32. Want guvt tu hound yu? Repeet the werds av the founding fathers.
Thatll duit. (Charles Beard)
33. viktree hav 100 fathers, defeet is an orfan (Galeezo Ciano)
34. wen I was 14, father was so ignorant, I koodnt stand him.
wen I was 21, amazing how much him lerned (Mark Twaen, 1874)
35. wise father no his kid (Will Shakespeer)
36. wot was good nuff for our fathers is not good nuff for us (Oskar Wild, 1890)
545. fault...
1. better a diamond with flaw than a prefekt rok (Chineez)
2. biggest fault is tu thank yu dont hav NE (Tom Karliel)
3. eezeer tu find fault than valyue (Jorj Hegel, 1800)
4. eezeeest thang tu find...fault
5. fault finders alwaes find wot em look for (Fosters Law)
6. fault konfessed is half redressed (English)
7. freend let yu tell him yer faults
good freend let yu tell his (Ben Franklin)
8. I kant stand kin. We kant stand em hu hav our faults (Oskar Wild, 1870)
9. I mae hav faults, but tu be rong is not 1 (Jimmee Hoffa, 1970)
10. if theer was sumwon without faults, he wood not hav 1 freend (Will Hazlit, 1800)
11. konseel a flaw & others will bloe it up much bigger (Markus Marshal, 60ad)
12. Luv is blind tu faults (Shapespeer)
13. man kant see his faults (Shapespeer)
14. not mi fault, me never lerned tu aksept responsability
15. we kant stand it wen we see our faults in others (Oskar Wild, 1880)
16. we konfes small faults & pretend no big wons (Fransis Rochfoukald, 1665)
546. fawls... (false in krat speek, erroneously in super-krat)
1. 1 fawls muve & yer in over yer hed (Ben Hekt)
2. evree fansee is fawls (Jon Sterling)
3. fawls faes must hide wot fawls hart no (Shakespeer)
4. fawls fansee bring reel miseree (Jon C vonSchiller)
5. fawls freend & shadow attend yu wile the sun shine (Ben Franklin)
6. fawls freend is badder than open foe
7. fawls freend is with yu oenlee in sunshine (Ben Franklin)
8. fawls freends leev yu in bad times (Aesop, 600bc)
9. fawls leed in...wen sumwon start with such werds, yu no him want sumthang
zampels..."simplee stated"
"tu tell the truth"
"wood I lie tu yu?"
547. feed...
1. feed a kold, starv a fever
2. feed faeth=starv feer
3. Feed that korn tu the chickens
4. Feeding frenzee=mad run tu get wot yu kan as fast as yu kan
548. feel...
1. feel a kold kummin on
2. feel a sneez kummin
3. feel it in mi bones (feel a storm kummin)
549. feer... (fear in krat speek)
1. 2 thangs muve men, feer & self interest (Napoleon, 1800)
2. better tu be skared now than killed later (Churchil, 1940)
3. du wot yu feer most & yu kill feer (Mark Twaen)
4. feed faeth & feer starv tu deth
5. feer=imajinaeshun gon wild
6. feer is just anuther 4-letter werd
7. feer is the dark...weer negativs develop (Mike Pritcard or Usman Asif)
b. is the darkroom ...weer negativs develop
8. feer is the father av keraej & mother av safety (Henree Tweedee)
9. feer is the foundashun av guvt (Jon Adams)
feer
10. feer is the long shado av ignorans (Arnold Glaso)
11. feer is the soers av superstishun & kruel.
konker feer=step 1 on roed tu wisdum (Berstrand Russel)
12. feer kan hold yu prisuner. Hope kan set yu free.
13. feer leed tu hate & tu hate & hate leed tu suffer (Yoda)
14. feer less, hope more
eet less, chu more
hate less, luv more
talk less, sae more
wine less, breeth more (Sweed)
15. feer make the wolf bigger (Jerman)
16. feer rob the mind & paralize the body (Ed Bur, 1770)
17. feers outnumber the danjers
18. first we feer it, then we hate it (Shakespeer)
19. fyu monsters R as bad as we thank (Andre Gide)
feer
20. greef hav limit, feer dont.
we greev for wot happened, feer wot mite (Pliny)
21. He feered deth more than deth (Publus Syrus)
22. him hu is afraed is eezee tu defeet (Napoleon, 1800)
23. I wood klimb, but feer the fall (Walter Ralee)
24. if yu get over feer, yu kan duit (Betty Bender)
25. it is miserabel tu want littel & feer much (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
26. keep feer tu self, share keraej (Robert L Stevensun)
27. keraej is tu see that sumthang is more portan than feer (Ambrose Redmoon)
28. oenlee thang us hav tu feer is feer itself (Roosevelt)
29. Men feer deth. Tales inkrees the feer (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
feer
30. The feer av be laffed at make all av us kowards (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
31. The timid R afraed av danjer, the koward in danjer,
the kerraejus after danjer (Jon Paul Richter)
32. Theer is a time tu note yer feer, a time tu ignore it (Jorj Patton)
33. wanna konker feer? Stop thanking bout it,
start duing sumthang bout it (Dale Karnagee, 1950)
34. Yu see wot the enemee feer most wen yu see how him tri tu skare yu
(Erik Hoffer)
550. feet...
1. feet av klae...hav fatal week point
551. fell like a ton av briks
552. feminism...
1. radikal idea wemen R folks (Cheris Kramarae)
553. fens...
1. fens shood be hoers hi, pig tite, bull strong
554. fether... ("feather" in krat speek)
1. fether in yer hat=good boy
2. fether yer nest =get rich, get rich at sumwon else's expens
3. kost av fethers is up...now even down is up
555. fiddel wile Rome bern=ignore problem=dont du nuthang
556. Fifth... (5th)
1. Fifth kolumn=traeters=help foe
2. Fifth leg: guvt krats insist chaers gotta hav 5 legs
even tho that is less stabel than 4
3. Fifth wheel =werthless
557. figgers dont lie, but liers figger
558. fill wotz emptee, emptee wotz full, skratch weer it itch (mrs Windsor)
559. filosofee... (or fillosofee)
1. 3 waes tu suffer life...ignore it, filosofee, religjun (Charles Kolton, 1800)
2. a fool tern filosofee tu folly, siens tu superstitushun,
3. adversitee's sweet milk is filosofe (Shakespeer)
4. filosofee=sustaen & abstaen
5. filosofee av old man=old wife hu giv no pleshuer
kant liv with her but resent others
hu kast aspershuns bout her (Jorj Satayana)
6. good skolar dont make good filosofer (Jon von Goeth, 1800)
7. if yu get a good wife yu will be happy,
a bad won & yu bekum a filosofer (Sokrates, 410bc)
8. nu fillosofee...oenlee dred 1 dae at a time (Charlee Brown=Charles Shultz)
9. servitude is alwaes the refuge av skolars & filosofers
560. filth...
1. bad kondukt soil finest more than filth (T M Plautus)
2. I'm TV's mr filth (Dennis Potter)
3. Judjes protekt obsenity in library, filth on kabel,
& unlimited porn on the internet (Fillis Schlafli)
4. London is a sesspit, full av folks hu fite tu be king av filth (Malkolm Wilson)
5. take off yer klothes in muvees mae be reality.
Tu me, its filth (Debbee Renolds)
6. the wemen I killed R filth (Peter Kutklif)
561. finans...
1. finans=yu pass $ hand-tu-hand til it disappeer (Robert Sarnof)
2. the pen is miteeer than the sord, but no match for an akkountant (Jon Glansee)
3. the time spent onit is invers tu the dollars tu spend onit (Parkinson)
562. find...
1. Find a penny, pik it up - all the day yu'll hav good luck
2. find a wae or make 1 (Hannibal, 200bc)
3. find out wot yu like tudu, then find sumwon tu pae yu tu duit (Kathy Witehorn)
4. finders keepers, luzers weepers.
5. we find hid stuf faster than the obveeus (Ed R Murro)
6. wen yu find self, yull never forget,
even if yer the last tu see the lite (Karl Sagan)
563. fine...
1. a fine is a tax for du rong. A tax is a fine for du good.
2. fine as a fiddel
3. fine werds dont butter the ternips (Jon Klark, 1630)
4. Finer than frog hair
5. nuther fine fix yu got us in (Laurel & Hardee)
564. finger...
1. At the fite at Aginkort, Frans in 1415: The French thretened tu kut
off finger 3 av all English em kapture. Reesun: English yuze finger 3
tu pull bak the bo string tu let fli an arro. Without the
finger, kant yuze bo NE-more. English won the fite.
Bak then, Archers yuzed the term "plukking the yu"=
"tu pull bak the string". (The bo was made from the English yu tree).
yuzyually shortened tu "pluk-yu". So the archers taunted the French
with kries av "pluk-yu". Later the sound chaenjed tu "fuk-yu".
2. krossed finger...1=good luk, 2=me lie
565. fire...
1. bild a man a fire & he's warm 1 nite
set him on fire & he's warm the rest av his life
2. Fire anser fire
3. fire in the hart make the hed smoke (Jerman)
4. fire on all silenders=it run good
5. god gave man fire & him invent fire enjin
god giv man luv & him invent maeraej
566. fired...
1. I werked as sak boy at lokal food store til me got sakked
566. first...
1. first kum, first served
2. first thangs first
3. first we feer it, then we hate it (Shakespeer)
567. first time...sum firsts
1. airplane, fli hi...2001
13-14 Aug 2001, NASA sun powered airplane "Helios"
altitude=96,500ft, from Hawaii
2. airplane, heveer than aer...17 Dec 1903
Oliver & Wilber Write, Kitty Hawk, North Karolina
biplane, pusher prop, 12 hp gas engin
longest fli that dae=852 ft in 59 sekonds
1904...first time fli in a serkel
1905...stae up 30 minuts
1906...first Yuropeon tu fli...in Paris
1909...first fli kross English Channel, 26.6 miles from Calais tu Dover
took 37 minuts
1913...first multi-engin airplane...Igor Sikorski
3. aunt Jemima pankake mix invented 1899 bi Chris L Rutt in St Joe, Mo
named after song & singer in vaudevil akt
4. autogyro... 9 Jun1923, Juan de la Cierva, Madrid, Spaen
5. Balloon...1783, Jak & Joe Montgolfier, Annonae, Frans
hot aer balloon
first helium balloon...1921, Navy, Hampton Rodes, Va
6. Balloon hi...1931
hite=51,793 ft, 27 Mae 1931, 17hrs, August Pikkard (Swis)
from Augberg, Germany
7. Dirigibel (balloon with rigid strukture) 24 Sep 1852
Steem Engin, 6.7 MPH, from Paris tu Trap
8. English channel, fli, man-powered...1979
Bryan Allen, 11 Apr 79, from Folkstone, Eng, 2hr 55min
9. English channel, fli, sun-powered...1981
7 July 1981, Steev Ptasek, Frans tu England, 2.75 hp, 30 mph, 5hrs 30min
firsts, rekord
10. fire inshuer...Freendlee Society for Mutual Insure, 3 Feb 1736
Charlestown, S Karolina
11. fli kross Atlantik Oshen...Mae 1919
2 Navy NC-4 fliing boets, took off from Rokawae Navy Staeshun, NY
start on 8 Mae, took 19 daes tu get tu England
stops in Nufoundland & Azoees
Several foersed lands at see bi bad wether (required repaers)
12. fli, sun power...1980
Janice Brown, "Solar Challenger", 3 Des 1980, Marana, Ara, 6 miles, 22 min
13. Helikopter...1937
Germany, 4 July 1937, Hanna Reitsch, Fokk Fw-61
14. Human powered fli...1977
Paul MacKreedee, Pasadena, Kalif, Gossamer Kondor, 23 Aug 1977
15. Jet airplane...1939
Germany, 27 Aug 1939, Heinkel HE-178
first Amerikan jet=Bell Airkraft xp-59, 1 Oct 1942, Murdok, Kalif
16. Jet passenger plane...1952
De Havilland Komet, 2 Mae 1952, London tu South Afrika, 23hr 38 min
17. liquid rokket...professer Goddard, 16 Mar 1926, Auburn Mass
later firsts...sientifik paeloed in 1929
first gyroskope in rokket 1932
18. first nonstop transatlantik fli...15-16 Jun 1919
Nufoundland, Kanada tu Ireland, 1900 miles, 16hrs12min
British Vikkers bomber, Kapt Jon Alkok+kru
19. north pole fli...1926
lt kommander Richard E Byrd (Navy), Fokker tri Moter
from Kings Bae, Spitsbergen, Norwae 8-9 Mae 1926, 15.5 hrs
firsts, rekord
20. Paris tu Ny York fli...1930
2-3 Sep 1930, Dieudon Kostes Bellote, 37 hr 18 min
21. permanent English settelment in US...Jamestown, Virjinya
108 settlers landed 14 Mae 1607
first representativ guvt in Amerika in 1619
first english slaves 1619
22. publik library...Charlestown, S Karolina, 16 Nov 1700
23. rokket fiter plane...1944
Germany, Me 163B Komet, June 1944
24. rokket plane...1929
Fritz van Opel, Germany, 2 miles in 75 sekonds
25. Round werld Aership...1929
Graf Zeppelin, 21,300 miles, 20 daes 4hr
26. Round werld, balloon, nonstop...1999
1-21 March 1999, Bertrand Pikkard, from Switzerland tu Egypt
28,431 miles, 19 daes, 21 hr, 55 min
27. Round werld fli...1924
start 6 Apr 1924 from Seattel, 175 daes, about 26, 350 mile
4 Douglas Cruiser biplanes
boss=US Army Majer Fred Martin
28. Round werld, fli, nonstop...1949
Boeing B50, Kapt James Gallager, 27 Feb-2 March
23,452 miles, 94hr 1 min, from Ft Werth, Tex
29. Round werld, fli, nonstop, no refuel...1986
14-23 Des 1986, Dik Rutan & Jeena Yaeger in "Voager"
from Edwards AFB, 24,987 miles, 216 hrs 3min
firsts, rekord
30. Round werld solo fli...1933
Wiley Post, Lokheed Vega "Winnee Mae", 15-22 July, 15,596 miles, 7 daes, 19hrs
31. slave revolt...1526, the spaen settelment in S Karolina
32. solo nonstop transatlantik fli...Charles A Lindberg, 20 Mae 1927
take off at 0752 am from Roosevelt Feeld, NY Sittee
land in Paris, Frans 33.5 ours later
33. south pole fli...1929
Richard E Byrd, 28-29 Nov 1929, Fokker trimotor
from Littel Amerika, Anartika
34. Supersonik...1947
Charles E Yaeger, Bell x-1, 14 Oct 1947, Murdok, Kalif
35. Supersonik passenger fli...1976
Konkord, Air Frans/Brit Air, 21 Jan 76, Paris tu Rio de Janerio, Brazil
36. tiperiter(typewriter)...invented in 1867
first novel rited on tiperiter...Tom Sawyer (Mark Twaen)
36. transatlantik balloon...1978
16-17 Aub 1978, 3 men from Albuquerque led bi Ben Abruzzo
37. transatlantik passenger jet airplane...1958
BOAC, Nu York tu London, 4 Oct 1958
(Pan Am started 26 Oct 1958)
38. transatlantik passenger ship...Mae 1840
Kunard line
ship=Britannia=steem engins, paddelweels, speed=8 nots
24 passengers, 14 daes from Liverpool, England, thru Halifax, Kanada, then Boston
39. trans Pacific fli...1931
from Sabishiro, Japan tu Wenatchee, Wash
4-5 Oct 1931, 41hrs 13 min, Hugh Herndon
firsts, rekord
40. transkontinent solo fli...1923
2-3 Mae 1923, Nu York tu SanDiego, 2500 mile, 26hrs 50 min
Lt Jon A Macreedee
41. TV, first kupel tugether on TV...Fred & wilma Flinstone (kartoon)
42. wether rekords...Dr JonLining, April 1737, Charlestown, S Karolina
43. woman trans atlantik...1932
Amelia Earhart, 20-21 Mae 1932, Nufoundland tu Ireland, 15 hrs, Lokheed Vega
44. yuropeon settel in land that is now US
1526, Lucas Vasquez de Ayllon from spaen, 600 settlers on koest
av wot is now South Karolina
town kalled San Miguel de Guadalupe
after 1 yeer, oenlee 150 alive, em gave up & muved tu Karribian
45. Zeppelin...dirigibels made bi kount Ferdinand von Zeppelin in Germany
first fli in 1900, speed =18MPH
568. fish...
1. all fishermen R liers (Beatris Kook)
2. bad dae fishing is gooder than good dae at werk
3. big fish eet littel fish (Alex Barklae)
4. biggest fish is the 1 that got awae
5. deth kill all him kan. All in his net is fish.
6. even a fish wood not get in trubel if it keeped its mouth shut
7. even with poisun ivy & sunbern, yer better off than the werm
8. fine line tween fish & stand on shore like an idiot (Steev Rite)
9. fish...a stik & a string, a worm & a fool (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
fish
10. fish & visiters smell in 3 daes (Ben Franklin)
11. fish all dae, make up lies
b. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise, fish all dae, make up big lies
12. fish or kut baet (deside, du sumthang)
13. fish outta water=sumwon outside his feeld or in over his hed
14. fish wood not get kot if it keep mouth shut
15. fishing is a straenj wae tu drown worms
16. giv a man 1 fish & him eet 1 dae
teech him tu fish & him be awae evree weekend
[original...him feed self]
b. him sit in a boet & drink beer all dae
c. yu get rid av him all weekend
d. giv him relijun & he'll starv tu deth praeing for fish
17. giv him a fish & yu feed him 1 dae.
teech him tu yuze the internet & him wont bother yu for weeks.
18. gratest fan av fli-fishing is the werm (Pat F McManus, 1979)
19. I hav other fish tu fri (Cervantes)
fish
20. I heer fish is braen food.
then yu better eet a wael (whale in krat speek)
21. If wishes was fishes, we wood hav a fish fri
22. if yu dont go fishing, yu dont katch fish
23. I'm for golf kauz it keep the unwerthee awae from mi fishing hole (Paul ONeel)
24. is this a good river for fish?
must be, I kant get NE tu kum out.
25. Katch a fish & yu kan sell it.
Teech a man tu fish & yu ruen a grate Biz (Karl Marx)
26. many men go fishing all theer life & never realize...its not the fish em R after(H D Thoro)
27. mung liers, fishermen R the most trustwerthee (Will Fox, 1954)
28. NE man hu pit his smarts ginst fish, got it kummin (Jon Steinbak)
29. no human is as free as a fish (Jon Ruskin, 1880)
fish
30. poor fisherman is kalled "pot fisherman"
more xpert is krak pot-fisherman
the rest R krakpot fishermen (Ed Zern, 1947)
31. R all fishermen liers? or du oenlee liers fish? (Will S Fox, 1954)
32. sordid men insist if yu go fishing, yu shood tri tu katch fish (Leo Hubbard)
33. the biggest fish is the 1 that got awae
b. the 1 yu almost katched
34. the fishing was good, but the katch was bad (A K Best)
35. tu fish is the favorit wae tu waest time (Ed How, 1900)
36. wen it kum tu fish, all men R equal (Herbert Hoover)
569. fisherman...
1. best thangs kum tu him hu wade
2. even the best lines get week wen yu yuze em 2 much
3. fisherman=a jerk on 1 end av a line, waeting for a jerk on the other end
4. fisherman best talent is tu tell tall taels (Jerome Jerome, 1900)
5. fisherman welkum, landlubbers bi apointment
6. hav rod, will fish
7. I fish, therfor I lie
8. I got this boet for mi wife...good trade
9. I liv with feer, but sumtimes her let me go fishing
10. men R like fish...get intu trubel wen open mouth
11. old fishermen dont die, em just smeel like it
12. reel xpert kan takel NE-thang
13. teech a man tu fish, & him sit in a boet all dae & thank up lies
14. thats a grate fish yu kot. Kan I yuze it as baet?
15. wen in dout, xagerate
16. werk is for yu hu dont fish
570. fit...
1. fit as a fiddel=helthee, xtra helthee
2. Fit him tu a T
3. Fit tu be tied
571. fite... (fight in krat speek)
1. fite...pik a fite big nuff tu matter & small nuff tu win (Jon Kozol)
2. fite fire with fire & yu end up with ash (Abigale VanBuren)
3. fite krime, shuet bak
4. fited like a tiger
5. mi hard is sik & sad. I will fite no more, forever (Cheef Joseph, 5 Oct 1877)
572. fix... (repair in krat speek)
1. fix it or liv with it (Terri Guilemet)...or welkum it=dif translate
2. I koodnt fix the brakes, so I made the horn louder
573. flash...
1. flash in the pan
2. flashlite...tube tu hold ded batterees
b. a kase for ded batterees
574. flat...
1. Flat as a fritter
2. flat as a pankake
3. flat footed as a duk
4. land is so flat, yukan see dog run awae for a week
575. flatter...
1. a littel flattery support tired man (James Madison)
2. flattery is the food av fools
3. flattery win the woman, flatter em & win em (Chauser, 1380)
576. flaver av the month...chaenj all the time. zampel=wemen klothes
577. flee market=folks sell cheep/yuzed stuff.
578. flesh & bood=kin folk
579. fli...
1. fli bi nite=krook sell sumthang, take munee, run awae, hide
or him promis tu du a projekt for yu, get munee, disapeer
Jenral term for nu biz yu dont thank will survive
2. fli bi the seet av the pants=ignore instruments
3. fli in the faes av =go ginst aksepted ideas (aksepted wae tu du sumthang)
4. fli in the ointment=shop dirtee
also yuzed tu meen a small problem with idea that is mostly sound
5. fli off the handel=get mad eezee
6. fli on the wall
7. fliing sauser=UFO=misteereeus thang in ski
8. go fli a kite=polite wae tu sae "fuk self"
same as "go jump ina lake"
9. if it is safe tu fli, wi du em kall the aerport terminal?
10. no matter how hi a bird fli, it gotta kum down tu erth
580. fliing masheen is not posabel (Simon Nukomb, 8 months b4 Rite brothers did it)
581. flimflam storees full av shams & lies (Miguel Cervantes, 1600)
582. flirt...
1. byutee is power, smile its sord (Charles Reed)
2. flirt=attenshun without intent (Max O'Rel)
3. wemen flirt tu keep up theer stok (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
583. flog a ded hoers (British) Amerika="beet a ded hoers"
its hopeless, giv up
584. flower...
1. flowers fade, memrees linger
2. flowers gro outta the dark (Korita Kent)
585. foe... (enemy, enemies in krat speek)
1. best tu defeet foe without a fite (lao-tzu, 600bc)
2. dedlee foe av virchu is noit-all (Fransis H Bradlee, 1890)
3. dont skorch foe so hot yu sinj self (Shakespeer)
4. dont spekt mersee from yer enemy (foe)
5. fool the foe (Sun Tzu, 400bc)
6. for evree skoundrel theer is a hero, for evree foe, a freend (Abe Linkoln)
7. grandkids & grandparents get along kauz em hav kommon foe (Sam Levensun)
8. hard tu fite foe in yer hed (Sally Kempton)
9. It oenlee take 1 foe tu start a war
10. War...hert foe, dont hert self (Washington Irving, 1820)
11. we R oft our baddest foe (Roderik Thorp)
12. wen yer foe kommit suiside, dont interfer
13. wise man lern more from his foes than fool lern from freends
586. foem at the mouth (like a mad dog)
587. foers... (force in krat speek)
1. most powerful foers in the yunivers is...gossip
588. folks... (peepl in krat speek, poeple in super-krat)
1. 2 tipes...em hu kount & the others
2. 2 tipes...won sae "heer I am", the other sae "theer yu R"
3. 3 tipes...makers, fakers, takers (Robert Heimline)
4. 3 tipes...make thangs happen, watch it happen, dont see & dont no
5. be nies tu folks on yer wae up, yu mae meet em on the wae down
6. dif strokes for dif folks (Klarens Darro, 1900)
7. dont dally with other folks wife or munee (Ben Franklin)
8. fat folks R adorabel (Jakkee Gleesun, 1945)
9. flesh & bood=kin folk
folks
10. folks dout wot yu sae, beleev wot yu du (Luis Kass)
11. folks hu hav wot em want oft flaunt it tu em hu dont hav it
bi klaem em don reelee want it (Ogden Nash)
12. folks like truth that miss yu & hit naber
13. folks oenlee see wot em wanna (Emersun)
14. folks prefer 1 emoshun tu 1,000 fakts (Robert Leevit)
15. folks R not kondemmed tu the mersee av a kruel fate (Einstein)
16. folks want 2 thangs...bred & Serkus (Juvenal...in Rome, bout 50ad)
17. folks will aksept yer idea if yu tell em Ben Franklin sed it (David Komins)
18. folks will du tumorro wot em du tudae kauz thats wot em did yesterdae
19. folks with ideas R never seereus (Paul Valery, 1900)
folks
20. god must hav luved kommon folk, kauz him made so many (? Abe Linkoln?)
[first in James Morgan book "Our Presidents" (1928)]
21. good folks dont need laws tudu rite & bad folks find wae round em (Plato)
22. guvt av the folks, bi the folks, & for the folks (Abe Linkoln)
23. him wood be imprueved bi deth (Hekter Munro, 1900)
24. I hate the rabbel & keep far awae (horaes, 10bc)
25. if folks oenlee bi wot em need, advertizing wood die (Mark Edwards)
26. ignore wot folks sae, see wot em du (Jorj Santayana)
27. me woodnt join a klub that wood take me as a member (Mark Twain)
28. promis em NE-thang, folks liv on hope alone (Herman Broch, 1920)
29. publik amuzements keep folks from vise (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
folks
30. smart folk thank bout ideas
normal folk thank bout nuz
small folk gossip
31. sum kan stae longer in an our than others in a week (will Howels, 1860)
32. tell folks profit=inkum - outgo. This make yu look smart (Skot Adams)
33. the jeenyus av Amerika is the komman folk (Walt Witman, 1860)
34. the publik is ferroeshus. Yu gotta chaen it or flee (Voltair, 1730)
35. us is the wons mother warned us bout
36. us is us & em R em (Rudyard Kipling, 1900)
b. eest is eest & west is west [& never the twain shall meet]
37. Wen yu look at folks, look intu em (Lord Cesterfeeld, 1700)
38. yu gotta take folks in small doses (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
589. follo... (follow in krat speek)
1. follo the gold rule
2. follo yer dreems
590. fone... (telephone in krat speek)
1. bathtub invented in 1850, fone in 1875
thus yu had 25 yeers b4 yu had tu get out tu anser the fone (Bill deWit)
2. Christmas...Pees & blis, sept for the fone (Mark Twaen, 1890)
3. fone: Devil invented it so yu kant keep the rif-raf from anoi yu (Abrose Beers)
b. fone...invenshun from the devil that make it hard tu keep annoiing folk at a distans
4. fone pole hit kar oenlee in self defens
5. I dont anser the fone. I feel if I did, theer wood be sumwon theer. (Fred Kupels)
6. I hate the fone (Henree Miller)
7. I wanna report an obseen fone bill
8. man: wotz rong, yu oenlee talked 30 minuts on the fone
wife:it was a rong number.
9. no fone on mi golf kart, so I kan plae evreedae (Brent Musberger)
10. teenaejer...last staej in life wen yer glad the fone is for yu (Fran Lebowitz)
11. utility=1 fone, luxury=2, opulens=3, paradise=0 (Doug Larson)
12. woman...sumwon hu pull up a chaer wen her anser fone (Milton Rite)
591. food... (nourishment in krat speek)
1. 7=banquet, 9=braw
2. a good meel & feest rekonsil evreewon (Sam Fepys, 1650)
3. a good meel shood start with hungree (French)
4. a gormae hu kount kalorees is a tart hu look at her watch (James Beerd)
5. a nikkel werth av gulash beet 5$ jar av vitamins (Martin Fisher)
6. all sorro is less than bred (Miguel deCervantes)
7. appel shood krisp & krunch. Pare shood be silent (Ed Bunyard)
8. as a kid I had 2 choises...take it or leev it (Buddee Hakket)
9. avoid beens (Plutarch, 100 ad)
food
10. bagel=donut without sin (Jorj Rosenbaum)
11. bagel=sour donut with rigor mortis (Bee Freeman)
12. biologist krossed terkee with a sentipeed. Wot did him get?
nuff legs so evreewon got drumstiks for thanksgiving.
13. chili represent the 3 states av matter...solid, liquid, & gas 2 (Roseann, 1992)
14. dokters pruev evreethang me eet is dedlee poison. But me go marchin on (Jorj B Shaw)
15. eet wot yu like & let the food fite it out inside (Mark Twaen)
16. eet yer veggees...karrot kake, banana bred, pumpkin pie (Jim Davis)
17. eliminate wot yu kant eet. Wotz left is food
18. em hu forget the pasta R kondemmed tu reheet it
19. empty belly=best kook (Estonia)
food
20. food & drink hold body & sole tugether
21. food & drink wood be a bore sept for the taest (Voltaer)
22. food first, then the preechin
23. food for 1 is poisun for another (Lucretius, 60 bc)
24. food for thot is no substatute for the reel thang
25. food is like sex. Wen yu dont get NE, even the baddest look good. (Beth McKollister)
26. food is portant part av a balansed diet (Fran Lebowitz)
27. food is redee wen yu figger out how tu tern off the smoke alarms
28. food quality dekreez with altitude, bad in tall bildings, baddest in aerplanes (Brian Miller)
29. gluttonee=emoshunal xskape...a sine sumthang eet at yu (Peter Vrees)
food
30. gluttonee kill more than the sord
31. grate food is like sex...the more yu hav, the more yu want (Gael Green)
32. hapeenes is a bole av cherrees (Astrid Alaida)
33. hunger is the best saus (Cervantes)
34. I dont eet oysters. Me want mi food ded, not sik, not wuended (Woody Allen)
35. if oenlee the food & drug admin wood stop with the helth warnings
and tell me 2 thangs fit tu eet (Robert Frost)
36. if yer stomak is full, dont matter if rich or poor (Euripides, 450ad)
37. if yu hafta werk b4 brakefast, eet brakefast first (Josh Billings)
38. if yu gotu Amerika, bring food (Fran Lebowitz)
39. its not wotz on the tabel, its huz on the chaers (W S Gilbert, 1900)
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40. kaliflower is kabbaej with kolleej skuelin (Mark Twaen)
41. life go faster on proteen (Martin Fisher)
42. lode up on bran in the morn so yu will liv forever
rest av the dae liv like theer is no tumorro (Lee Iakoka)
43. look for sumthang tu eet with b4 yu look for sumthang tu eet (Epicurus)
44. lot more jues in the grapefruit than meet the ie
45. luv av food is the most sinseer luv (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
b. mans most sinseer luv...food (Jorj B Shaw)
46. man dont liv bi bred alone
47. man kan be pessimistik determinist b4 lunch, optimistik beleever aft (Aldous Huxlee)
48. man thank hardest bout wotz for supper (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
49. mi famlee menu had 2 choises...take it or leev it (Buddy Hacket)
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50. mi favorit animal is stake (Fran Lebowitz)
51. more die fat than starv (Jon K Galbraeth)
52. most danjerus food...wedding kake
53. navigate kross kuntree bi the berger joints (Charles Kuralt)
54. nikkel get yu on the subwae, garlik get yu a seet (Nu York slang)
55. oenlee thang badder than a wife hu kan kook but wont
is wife hu kant & du (Robert Frost)
56. oenlee wae tu look thin? hang out with fatsos (Rodnee Dangerfeeld)
57. pizza kum faster than the kops (Jef Arder)
58. red meet is not bad for yu. Blue-green meet...thats bad (Tommy Smothers)
59. resapee...step-bi-step rules tu prepare ingreedents yu forgot tu bi
in kroks yu dont hav, tu make a dish the dog wont eet
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60. sins em invented kookpots, folks eet 2 times wot nacher require (Ben Franklin)
61. square meels make round folks (Joe Kossman)
62. the belly rule the mind (Spaen)
63. the less yu hav, the more the flaver (Chineez)
64. the suep is not hot if waeter hav his thumb init (Wil Kolleer)
65. the trubel with Italian food...in 5 or 6 daes, yer hungree agin (Jorj Miller)
66. this food isnt fit for a pig. Sorry, I'll get sum that is.
67. veggees lak purpus without meet (Fran Lebowitz)
68. we toil, we suffer...wot for?
awake tu the smell av koffee & bakon & aegs (J B Preestlee)
69. welkum tu the cherch av holy kabbaej, letus prae
food
70. wen yu bake, follo direkshuns. Wen yu kook, go bi taest (Laiko Baers)
71. wen yu taest it, yuno wot angels eet (Mark Twain)
72. yu get bout as much food outta an antichoke as lik 30 stamps (Miss piggy)
73. yu R wot yu eet. zampel...eet garlik, yer a hermit (Frank Jones)
592. fool...
1. a fool and her munee R suen korted.
2. a fool and his munee...girl's best freend
3. a fool and his munee R suen parted (original)
4. a fool and his munee R suen parted. The rest av us waet til tax time.
5. a fool and his munee get a lotta plubisitee (Al bernstein)
6. a fool hu hold his tung seem wise
7. a fool in power is danjerus (Denis Fonvizin)
8. a fool is born evree minute (P T Barnum)
9. a fool tern filosofee tu folly, siens tu superstitushun
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10. a littel luk & a littel guvt r needed. But oenlee fools trust em (P J O'Rourk)
11. a man hu is his lawyer hav a fool for a klient
12. A man mae be a fool & not noit. But not aft the wedding (H L Menken)
13. all R wise & foolish b4 god (A. Einstein)
14. argue with a fool & yu hav 2 (Doris Smith)
15. as yu aej, yu get wiser & more foolish at the same time
16. better a begger than a fool
17. better tu stae silent and be thot a fool
than tu speek & remuev all dout
18. beware behind a mule, in front av a goet, on all sides av a fool (Edgar How)
19. big fool kan ask more than the wisest man kan anser (Charles Kolton)
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20. big forchun + fool=big misforchun
21. bigot wont reesun, fool kant, & a slave dont dare (Will Drummond, 1615)
22. bild sumthang so even a fool kan yuze it, then oenlee fools will yuze it
23. chaenj a fool ginst his will, he's av the same pinyun still
24. Dont argue with a fool...we kant tell wich is wich
25. Dont sae evree mistake is foolish (Cicero)
26. dum fool kan be sinseer
27. em hu wont reesun R bigots, em hu kant R fools, em hu dont dare R slaves (Lord Biron)
28. Even a fool seem wise wen him stae silent (Proverbs)
b. even fool seem wise if him keep his mouth shut
29. evree bill in kongres hav 2 enemees...the fools hu support it
& the lunatiks hu oppose it.
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30. evree man is a fool 5 minuts evreedae
wise man dont go over that limit (Elbert Hubbard)
31. evree marriaej hav 1 or 2 fools (Henree Feelding, 1750)
32. evree poet is a fool, but not evree fool is a poet
33. evreewon fool self, but hate it if sumwon els fool him (Josh Billings)
34. fish...a stik & a string, a worm & a fool (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
35. flattery is the food av fools
36. folks R so afraed av look like a fool, em du such foolish thangs tu avoid it (Alis Walker)
37. fool...tung outraes braen
38. fool=mad without kauz, speek without profit
chaenj without progres, ask without purpos
trust a stranjer, mistake foe for a freend
39. fool hu hold his tung pass for sage (Syrus)
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40. fool me wons, shame on yu. Fool me 2 times, shame on me [for falling for same trik].
41. fool no us kant reech the stars
that dont prevent wise man from tri
42. fool retern tu his folly (proverbs)
43. fool thank him wise, wise man no him a fool (Shakespeer, As yu like it)
44. fool the foe (Sun Tzu, 400bc)
45. fool wander, wise man travel (Tom Fuller, 1640)
46. fool's gold=a get-rich-fast skeem tu get munee from fools
47. fool's names like fool's faeses oft appeer in publik plaeses
48. fool's paradise=yer happy kauz yu dont see em gonna dump on yu
49. foolish tu morn the ded. Thank god such men lived (Jorj Patton)
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50. foolish tu thank yukan get big result from small effort (Euripides)
51. foolproof stuff is foolish kauz fools fool it (Jeen Brown)
52. fools & sheers need good handling (Jap)
53. fools & stubborn men make rich lawyers
54. fools ask many quesshuns no wise man kan anser (Jorj Polya, 1930)
55. fools dont lern from the wise, but the wise lern from all
56. fools faeses alwaes sho up in publik plaeses
b.Fool's names and fool's faeses always sho up in public plaeses
57. Fools gold
58. fools hav zeel but oenlee wise men shood (Jon Tillotson, 1670)
59. fools korrupt power (Jorj B Shaw, 1900)
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60. fools outnumber all av us (Heinrich Heime)
61. fools paradise (Shakespeer)=vaen hope
62. fools R like us as long as em keep mouth shut (Dane)
63. Fools R shuer, Wise dout (Bertrand Russel)
64. Fools rush in weer Angels feer tu tred (Alex Pope, 1711)
65. fools rush in weer wise men feer tu tred (Alexander Pope)
66. fools take tu self the respekt av theer offis (Aesop, 600bc)
67. get fools on yer side & yu kan be elekted tu NE-thang (Frank Dane)
68. god protekt babees & idiots (or fools)
69. guvt...wise men speek, fools deside (Jorj Santayana)
fool
70. hees not as big a fool as him yuzed tu be.
gettin wiser?
no, thinner
71. him hu argue with fakts is a fool (Frank Garbut)
72. him hu hesitate is a fool (Mae West)
73. him hu thank him wise is yusyually a fool (Fransis Bakon)
74. him sed me tri tu make a fool av him.
Me sed God beet me tuit (Ilka Chaes)
75. How many fools duit take tu make 1 publik? (Seb DeChamfort, 1770)
76. I wood rather bi the Broklin Bridj than be the man hu sold it (Will Rogers)
77. if a milyun folks sae a foolish saeing, it is stil foolish (Anatole Frans)
b.if 50 milyun sae a foolish thang, its still foolish
78. If evree fool weer a krown, we wood all be kings (Welsh)
79. if evreewon sae foolish stuff, its still foolish (Berstrand Russel)
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80. if him werk hard tu akkumulate munee, folk kall him a fool hu never lived.
81. if yer ad budget is big nuff, yu kan fool all folks (Ed Rollins)
82 if yu sheeld man from the effekts av his folly, yu peepel the werld
with fools (Herbert Spenser)
83 if yu thank yu R wise, yer a fool (Charles K Kolton, 1820)
84. it is better tu be silent & let em thank yu R a fool
than speek & remuev all dout (Abe Linkoln or Mark Twain)
85. it is foolish tu respekt em yu despise (Cicero, 60bc)
86. it take a klever woman tu manage a fool (Rudyard Kipling)
87. It take mother 20 yeers tu make a man av her boy
It take other woman 10 minuts tu make him a fool (Robert Frost)
88. Kolleej dont make fools, it oenlee make a better klas av fool (Jorj Lorimer)
89 krats R slaves tu rules. Thats wi em gotu kolleej (Jorj B. Shaw)
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90. Lerned fool rite better lookin nonsens, but it is still nonsens (Ben Franklin)
91. life is 1 fool thang aft nuther; luv is 2 fools aft eech other
92. life is a gambel. Oft fool win & wise luze (Jerome Jerome)
93. Luv is the wisdom av fools & the folly av the wise (Sam Jonsun, 1830)
94. Maeraej make man & wife 1, but still 2 fools (Will Kongreev)
95. make fool av self, dog dont skold (Sam Butler, 1912)
96. more foolish biers than foolish sellers
97. most fools thank em R oenlee ignorant (Ben Franklin)
98. munee dont make a fool, it shine a lite on him (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
99. NE fool kan kritize, kondem, & komplaen, & most du (Ben Franklin)
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100. NE fool kan make a ruel & other fools obae it (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
101. NE fool kan tell the truth, but it take talent tu lie good
102. NE smart fool kan make thangs more komplex, jeenyus make it eezeeer (E F Shumaker)
103. never argue with a fool, we kant tell wich is wich
104. never giv advise...wise man dont need it, fool wont heed it
105. never let a fool kiss yu & never let a kiss fool yu.
106. never underestimate the ingeenuitee av fools tu destroy wot yu bild (Douglas Adams)
107. no fool like an old fool
108. no quesshun is foolish
109. not possabel tu make it foolpruef kauz fools R smarter (or dummer) than yu
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110. nuthnang is foolproof ginst talented fool
111. oenlee 3 thangs hiss...gues, snake, fool. Kum forth & be ideed
112. oenlee a fool die av luv
113. oenlee a fool hate wot him dont no nuthang bout
114. oenlee a fool is alwaes rite (David Hare)
115. penee wise, pound foolish ($ fuelish, 20 peso, 100 yen, 10,000 leer)
116. politiks make fools av evreewon (Dik Armee)
117. politishuns thank em kan fool all folks all the time (Frank Adams)
118. power dont korrupt men unless a fool korrupt power (Jorj Bernard Shaw)
119. remember, yer 1 av em hu kan be fooled sum av the time (Larens J Peter)
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120. ridikule=attak virchu & good sens & make fools laff (Joe Addisun)
121. send a fool tu skuel & yu make his 10 times as danjerus, but still a fool (Desmond Baglee)
122. silens is the virchu av fuels [fools] (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
123. sum wemen kan be fooled all the time.
but same woman kan be fooled bi same man in same wae oenlee half the time (Helen Roeland)
124. sumtimes the fool hu rush in get the job dun (Al Berstein)
125. talk sens tu a fool & him kall yu fool (Euripides)
126. the best wae tu konvins a fool him is rong is let him hav his wae
127. the fool is rite in his ies, but it is wize tu heed advise
128. The fool thank him wise, Wise man no self is a fool (Shakespeer)
129. the foolish wood be wise tu be silent (Charles K Kolton, 1820)
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130. the hart av a fool is his mouth, the mouth av a wise man is his hart (Ben Franklin)
131. the problem is not 2 many fools, its that litening is not spred out rite (Mark Twaen)
132. the suprizing thang bout yung fools is em survive tu bekum old fools (Doug Larson)
133. The wise R better off if em seem foolish (Aeschylus)
134. theer R fools, then theer R dam fools [then statistiks]
135. Theer R no foolish quesshuns (Charles P Steinmetz)
136. travel is a fools paradise. All plaeses R the same (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
137. travel make wise gooder, fool badder (Tom Fuller, 1640)
138. tu ban books is tu treet folks like fools or slaves (Klaud Adreen)
139. tu fool the werld, tell the truth (Otto Bismark, 1860)
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140. tu sukkel fools & chronikel small beer (Shakespeer) [wife]
141. tu violate laws av fiziks, yu gotta be a fool or jeenyus
142. tumorro=wen idelers werk, fools reform, men gotu heven
143. we R taxed 2 times bi idel, 3 times bi pride, 4 times bi fools (Ben Franklin)
144. wen fools talk, the wise stae silent (Jon Herder, 1780)
145. wen we R born, we kri. We kum tu this staej av fools. (Shakespeer, King Leer)
146. wen yu bet, 1 is a fool, the other a theef
147. werds R the munee av fools (Tom Hobbe, 1620)
148. wise man lern from others mistakes, fools from theers (Ben Franklin)
149. wise man lern more from his foes than fool lern from freends
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150. wise man mae chaenj his mind, a fool never
151. wise men dont need advise, fools wont take it (Ben Franklin)
152. wise men lern from fools (Kato, 200 bc)
153. wise men talk kauz em hav sumthang tu sae, fools kauz em hafta talk (Plato)
154. wise tu liv with munee in the bank, fool tu die with munee left (French)
155. wise with misforchun is better than prosperus fool (Epiktetus)
156. Wot delite wedded folk hav tu lure in more fools (Sam Pepys)
157. xpeereans is a hard teecher, but fools wont lern NE other wae (Ben Franklin)
158. yer pretty neer a fool, arent cha?
yep, just 2 ft awae
159. yu kan fool em sum av the time but not all the time
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160. yu kan fool all folks sumtimes, sum folks all the time
but not all folks all the time (Abe Linkoln)
161. yu kan fool all the folks all the time
if yu advertise rite & budget nuff $ (Joe Levine)
162. yu kan fool sum folks all the time, but yuzyually em make fools av self
163. yu liv in a fools paradise
164. yung man hu dont kri is a savaej
old man hu dont laff is a fool (Jorj Santayana)
165. yung wons, fool forever
593. foot...
1. foot in door=hav a chans, opportunitee
2. foot lues & fansee free=karefree
foot-lues=free tu wander=nuthang tu tie yu down
fansee-free=free spirit
3. foot the bill=pae
594. football...
1. biggest disapointment...cheerleeders rarelee get hert
2. football...violens+ kommittee meet (Jorj F Will)
3. football is not kontakt sport, it is hit & run
dans is kontakt. (Duffy Dougerte)
4. footballers R tempermental...90% temper, 10% mental (Doug Plank)
5. I want yu tu thank av oenlee 1 werd all seesun..."super bowl" (Bill Petersun=football koech)
6. if sumwon watch 3 football games in a roe, him shood be deklared ded (Erma Bombek)
7. kolleej football is kin tu skuelin as bullfiting is tu farming (Elbert Hubbard)
8. pro football is nukleer warfare...no winners, oenlee survivers (Frank Gifford)
9. take out yer aggreshuns & dont gotu jael (Haewood Brown)
10. tri tu keep order in a legal gang fite with 80 tuffs
& oenlee hav a wistel & a hankee (referee)
595. for...
1. 4-flusher=krook
2. 4th estate="jernalists"="the press"
3. 40 winks =short nap
4. for evree akshun theer iz an opposit guvt program
5. for evree akshun theer iz equal & oppisit reakshun (A. Einstein)
6. for evree kredability gap, theer is a gullabel fill (R Klopton)
7. for evree lie yu heer, yu dont heer 10 truths
8. for evreethang theer is a seesun
a time tu be born, a time tu die
a time tu plant, a time tu harvest
a time for glad, a time for sad......(Eklesiastes)
9. for evree skoundrel theer is a hero, for evree foe, a freend (Abe Linkoln)
10. for kriing out loud
11. [kant get it] for luv or munee
12. for NE-thang werth having, yu gotta pae the pries (Jon Burroes, 1880)
13. for the birds [haerbraen idea]
14. for the life av me
15. for the umpteenth time....
16. for wot it iz werth....
17. for nuz av the hart, ask the faes
18. for want av a nael, the shu was lost
for want av a shu, the hoers was lost
for want av a hoers, the king lost the fite, war, kingdum, wotever
moral...be prepped (get redee)
19. forth estate...see 4th (abuv)
596. forbid...
1. forbidden fruet=tempting but forbid
2. forbidden thangs hav sekret charm (Takitus, 100ad)
597. forchun... ("fortune" in superkrat)
1. a forchun bring oners & freends (Ovid, 3bc)
2. av yer good forchun, the baddest is the wife
3. behind evree big forchun is a krime (Onor DeBalzak, 1800)
4. big forchun + fool=big misforchun
5. big forchun depend on luk (Chineez)
6. chaenj self & yer forchun chaenj (Portugal)
7. Englishman hu lost his forchun...it broke his hart & he died (Ralf W. Emersun)
8. forchun and misforchun liv next door
9. forchun faver the bold (Baltasar Gracian)
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10. forchun faver the bold & abandon the timid (Latin)
11. forchun faver the brave (Virgil, 50bc)
12. forchun faver the prepped mind (Luis Pastuer, 1890)
13. forchun is blind, but seeabel (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
14. forchun is like glass...the briter the glitter, eezeeer tu brake (Syrus, 100ad)
15. forchun is like a shue. If tu big, it trip yu, tu small, it pinch yu(Horad, 20bc)
16. forchun is the freend av the bold (Jon Driden)
17. hide yer forchun & yu kan be happy (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
18. if forchun deel yu bad kards, lern tu be better kard plaer (Fransis Quarls, 1620)
19. if yu waet for forchun, yu kant be shuer av next meel (Ben Franklin)
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20. in bad forchun, hold out. In good forchun, hold in (Jerman)
21. mi forchun kookee kontradikt mi horoskope...wotta me gonna du?
22. teech kid tu be thrifty & ekonomikal & yu giv him a forchun (Garth Hendriks)
23. the weel av forchun tern. Sumtimes yu R on top, sumtimes under the weel (Konfuches, 500bc)
24. ween forchun nok, open the door
25. wot forchun pore, the mind want more (Andru Yung)
598. forever....
1. forever & a dae (Shakespeer)
2. forever is a long time (Jerman)
3. if its not forever, its outta date (C S Luis, 1960)
4. wen is it gonna end? (Tom Stoppard)
599. forget herts, dont forget kindness (Chineez)
600. forgiv... (forgiveness in krat speek)
1. eezeeer tu ask for forgiv than get permit b4 (Graes Hopper)
2. eezeeer tu forgiv if him rong than if him rite
3. forgiv & forget
4. forgiv aft yu get even (Olin Miller)
5. forgiv enlarge the fyucher (Paul Boes)
6. forgiv is the smell the flower put on the heel that krushed it (Mark Twain)
7. forgiv mi nonsens, as I forgiv yu hu thank yu make sens (Robert Frost, 1900)
8. forgiv yer enemees, but remember theer name (JFK)
9. forgiv yer enemees, nuthang anoy em as much (Oskar Wild)
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10. god forgiv yu, a krat never (Himan Rikover)
11. good tu forgiv, better tu forget (Robert Browing, 1880)
12. Hardest tudu...keep a sekret, forgiv a hert, yuze free time wise (China)
13. I forgiv mi husband for not being Paul Numan (Erma L Bombek)
14. if em kant forgiv yer goofs, its theer problem (David Berns)
15. if god did not forgiv, heven wood be emptee (Jerman)
16. mother will alwaes forgiv (Oner de Balzak)
17. oenlee the strong kan forgiv (Gahndi)
18. revenj is sweet, forgiv supereer (Fransis Bakon)
19. the oenlee sin we never forgiv is a diff pinyun (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
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20. Tu err is human. Tu forgiv devine (Alexander Pope)
21. tu err is human, tu forgiv is gaenst kumpanee polasee
22. woman will forgiv NE-thang, els the raes wooda died out long ago (Robert Heimlein)
601. forgon konklude (foregone conclushun in krat speek)
bound tu happen (Shakespeer, Othello)
602. fork it over=giv it tu me
603. forlorn hope=littel chans
604. form follo funkshun (Luis Sullivan)
605. fortee winks=40 winks=short nap
606. forwarned, forarmed (Ben Franklin)
607. "frank & explisit"...yuze that tu hide yer thots & konfuze others (Ben Disraeli, 1880)
krats sae this tu meen "evreewon disagree"
608. frakshuns
1. 5 outa 4 hav problems with frakshuns
608. frans...weer the munee fall apart but yu kant tare the toilet paper (Bill Wilder)
609. free...
1. best thangs in life R free
2. free advies is werth evree penee it kost
3. free as a bird
4. free sosietee...it is safe tu be different (Adli Stevenson, 1952)
5. free sosietee is ongoing konflikt, mended bi kompromise (Saul Alinsky)
6. if its free, dont bi it
7. man will be free wen him strangel the last king with the guts av the last ded preest (Denis Diderot, 1770)
8. no free lunch
8b theers no free lunch...just ask the bathroom skale
9. nuthing in life is free
10. oenlee the lerned R free (Epictetus, 100 ad)
11. sumtimes a handful av free men brake thru & open a nu wae (Charles deGaul)
12. tu be free, man gotta strangel last king with entaels av the last preest (Denis Diderot)
13. yer free wen yer eezee in yer harnes (Robert Frost)
14. Yer not free if others R opressed
15. Yu kant be free if yer mind is in chaens (Fransis Rite, 1828)
610. freedum... (freedom in krat speek)
1. 2 good thangs in life...free tu thank & free tu du (W S Maugam, 1920)
2. Folks demand freedum av speech kauz em avoid freedum tu thank (Soren Keerkegard, 1840)
b. kauz em kant yuze free-tu-thank
3. Freedum=free from arbitrary rule (Mortimer Adler)
4. Freedum is a gift from god. Man kannot voluntare tu be a slave (Sam Adams)
5. Freedum is kaeos with better lite (Alan D Foster)
6. Freedum is not free (I B Thankin)
7. Freedum is the last, best hope for erth (Abe Linkoln)
8. Freedum is the rite tu chuez (Archy MCleesh, 1970)
9. Freedum is the rite tu du wot yu shood (Abe Linkoln)
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10. him hu giv up freedum for temp safety dont dezerv eether (Ben Franklin, 1759)
11. histree suggest kapitalism is required for politikal freedum.
kleerlee it is not nuff (Milton Freedman)
12. hu wood wanna die for "less tyranee" (Migna McLaughlin, 1960)
13. I leev yu hoping theer will no longer be dout all men R free & equal (Linkoln, on deth bed)
14. I prefer 2 much freedum tu 2 littel (Tom Jeffersun)
15. if yu deni others freedum, yu dont dezerv tu be free (Abe Linkoln)
16. If yu hav munee, yu R as free as yu kan get (Theodore Wite)
17. If yu valyue NE-thang more than freedum, yu will luze freedum (W S Maugam, 1910)
18. liv free or die (Nu Hampshire)
19. man is tu wikked tu be free (Joe DeMaister, 1800)
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20. men fite for freedum, then make laws tu take it awae
21. patriots blood feed freedum's tree (Tom Kambel)
22. put a chaen on sumwon's ankel & yu attach the other end tu yer nek (Fred Douglas)
23. remember our forfathers kame tu this kontinent tu get freedum (Robert J McKraken)
24. true freedum...yer free tu du wot yu shood (Charles Kingslee)
25. Want guvt tu hound yu? Repeet the werds av the founding fathers. Thatll duit. (Charles Beard)
26. wot avael the plow or sael if freedum fael (Ralf W Emersun)
27. Yu gotta pae a pries tu be free (H L Menken, 1920)
28. Yu kant be free wen the state be (Lenin)
29. Yu kant giv freedum. Tu be free, em gotta aksept it (FDR, Sep 1936)
30. Yu R wot yu R kauz av wot yu deside tu be (Barb Hall, 2000)
611. freek... (freak in krat speek)
1. freek akseedent...a geek fall down the staers
612. freend.. ("friendship" in krat speek)
1. 1000 freends is nun tu spare. 1 foe=yu meet him evreeware.(Ralf W Emersun)
2. a bird a nest, a spider a web, a man a freend (Will Blake)
3. a freend & me agreed tu tell eech other the others faults
wot happened?
havent spoke in 10 yeers
4. a freend dont get in yer wae unless yer going down (Arnold Glasgo)
5. a freend in need isa freend indeed
6. a freend is alwaes a brother (Ben Franklin)
7. a freend kan like yu even tho him no yu (Elbert Hubbard)
b. freend no yu, but like yu dispite that
8. a true freend thank yu R a good aeg even tho kraked (Bernard Meltzer)
9. b4 borro munee from a freend, deside wich yu need more
freend
10. best mirrer=old freend (Jorj Herbert)
11. chooz yer freends with kare & yer foes disapeer
12. eezeeer tu forgiv foe than forgiv freend (Will Blake)
13. faer-wether freend is alwaes around wen him need yu
14. fawls freend is badder than open foe
15. fawls freend is with yu oenlee in sunshine (Ben Franklin)
16. fawls freend leev yu in bad times
17. freend...hart softer than hed
18. freend...wen him ask "how R yu", him waet for anser
19. freend...yer kumfortabel with silens (Dave Gentree)
freend
20. freend...yu dont hafta xplaen (Katherin Mansfeeld)
21. freend=1 sole, 2 bodees (Chineez)
22. freend=angel from god (Sara)
23. freend=konfort & treshuer (Ben Franklin)
24. freend ask for yer time, not yer munee
25. freend find time on his kalendar
good freend dont look at the kalendar (Robert Brault)
26. freend hide in deth's dateless nite (Shakespeer)
27. freend is cheeper than therapee
28. freend is like wine, it impruev with aej
29. freend is nies, be a freend nieser (Doug Pagels)
freend
30. freend is not a big deel, its a lotta littel thangs
31. freend is the part av the human raes yu kan liv with (Jorj Santayana)
32. freend kum in wen werld go out (Graes Pulpit)
33. freend laff at yer joke wen its not good
listen tu yer problem wen its not bad (Arnold Glasgo)
34. freend let yu tell him yer faults
good freend let yu tell his (Ben Franklin)
35. freend reech for yer hand, tuch yer hart
36. freend sae good thangs behind yer bak
37. freend tell yu wot yu wont tell self
38. freend tu all is freend tu nun
39. freend walk in wen all others walk out
freend
40. freendlee fire=war...get hit bi fire from yer army or from freends
41. freends are the flowers in the garden av life
42. freends R like stars...dont alwaes see em, but yuno em R theer
43. freends, Romans, kuntreemen, lend me yer eer
44. freends dont need werds (Dag Hammerskold)
45. freends kan gro separat, but not apart (Liz Folee)
46. freends mae kum & go, but enemees akkumulate (Tom Jones)
47. go oft tu home av freend, for unyuzed path kollekt weeds (Ralf W Emersun)
48. good freend thank yu R good aeg even tho half-krakked
49. he lost his munee & lost half his freends
oenlee half?
other half dontno yet
freend
50. if yer alone, I'll be yer shado
if yu wanna kri, I'll be yer sholder
if yu want a hug, I'm yer pillo
if yu want happy, I'm yer smile
if yu want a freend, I'll be me
51. luze a lotta freends wen yu lone em munee
yep, its tuch & go
52. make nu freends, but keep the old
1 is silver, other gold
53. men kik freends round like a football & it dont brake
wemen treet freends like glass & it gotu peeses (Ann M Lindberg)
54. never need tu sae is wot kount (Margaret Runbek)
55. nu freend=silver, old freend is gold
56. oenlee heven if better than freend (Platus)
57. old freend is best.
58. old freend is best anteek. (antique)
Unless yukan find nu freend fit tu make intu old 1 (Sara Juet)
59. onor him present, praes him absent, help him in need (Italy)
freend
60. portant that freend thank we R frank & onest with him
more portant tu not be (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
61. reel freend is sekond tu heven (Plautus)
62. reel freend walk in wen werld walk out
63. sit on the porch, dont sae a werd
wen yu go, yu note how good the talk
64. sum freend yu R: I went tu yer funeral, but yu didnt go tu mine
65. the freend yu kall at 4am kount (Marleen Deetrich)
66. the oenlee wae tu hav a freend is tu be won (Ralf W. Emersun)
67. true freend stab yu in front [not the bak](Oskar Wild)
68. true freends R a shuer refyuej (Aristotel)
69. visit freend often or weeds will choke the path (Ralf W Emersun)
freend
70. wen I thank av yu, deer freend
all loss restored, all sorro end (Shakespeer)
71. yu need a freend tu akt goofy with (Andy Roony)
613. freendship...
1. freendship inkrees the less yu visit (Ben Franklin)
2. keep yer freendships in konstant repaer (Sam Jonsun)
3. littel ship, big ship, best ship=freendship
614. freewae...
1. most freewaes hav 3 lanes...left lane, rite lane &
the lane yer trapped in wen yu wanna get off
615. french leev=AWOL (awae without leev)=leev without ask
616. fresh...
1. fresh as a daezee (daisy in krat speek)=not tired
2. fresh feelds=start over, tri agin
617. fridae:
1. hu first sed "tank goodness its fridae"?
Robinsun Kruso
618. frikshun is a drag
619. frog...
1. frog=slang for french
2. frog in yer throet
3. frogs hav it eezee. em eet wot bug em.
620. froidian slip=(freudian in krat speek) sae sumthang yu regret
oft wen yu mispronoun a werd so it sound like sumthang els
620 from...
1. From bad tu baddest
2. From heer tu Kalamazoo
3. From heer tu 10 buck 2 (timbuktu)
4. From pillar tu post
5. From stem tu stern (navy vershun av from front tu reer)
6. from the hoerses mouth
7. from the sublime tu the ridikulus=both are asanine=krazee
(Tom Paen, Aej av Reesun, 1793)
8. from the werd go
9. From yer lips tu God's eers
621 frost dont reech deep roots
622. froth dont be beer (Dutch)
623. frustrate...
1. as frustrating as tri poke kat out from under the porch with a rope
2. frustrating wen yuno all the ansers, but nowon ask yu
b. frustrating tuno all the ansers....
3. like tri tu herd kats
4. most frustrating...behind driver hu drive at speed limit
624. Full...
1. Full as a tik
2. Full av beens
3. Full kup must be karreed kareful
4. Full monty (British)=hole thang
625. fulfill...
1. folks wanna be rich. Em need tu be fulfilled (Diana, 1990)
626. fun...
1. first half av yer life yu kan hav fun but dont get a chans
2nd half yu hav the chans but kant duit (Mark Twain)
2. fun a littel, endure a lot, wot more du yu want?
3. fun is good, but oenlee if it dont spoil sumthang gooder (Jorj Santayana)
4. fun kan be dezert, but not a meel (Harold Kushner)
5. hav fun, be happy
6. hav fun, its later than yu thot (Sokrates, 400bc)
7. hav fun, no fun wen yer ded
8. if its not fun, dont duit (Sam Vauklaen, 1900)
9. if yu du bad, at leest hav fun wile yu duit (Leo Rosten, 1950)
10. Konshens dont stop yu from du wot yu shoodnt, it just take awae the fun (Isak Singer, 1980)
11. shared fun dubbel, shared sorro halfed (Sweed)
12. The follees man regret most=wons he didnt du wen he had the chans (Helen Roeland)
13. The fun is in the duing (Shakespeer)
14. The fun yu get from giltee deed is short (Euripides)
15. wen its fun, dont let logik get in the wae
627. funeral...
1. alwaes go tu theer funerals, els em mite not gotu yers (Yogi Berra)
628. funnee or funny... (skolar quotes bout funny)
1. evreethang is funnee if it happen tu sumwon els (Will Rogers)
2. funnee farm=mad hous=bedlam=weer guvt put awae lunee dunees
3. funneeer than a wagon full av munkees
4. I thot av sumthang funnee...yer mother
5. wen sumthang is funny, serch it for hid truth (Jorj B Shaw)
629. funny saeings...thangs sumwon sed that dont make much sens
1. 7 daes without pizza make 1 week
2. as handy as a bak pokket on a shirt
3. as happy as a ded pig in the sun
4. as happy as a tik on a fat dog
5. as mad as a mule chuing bumbelbees
6. as yuzeful as a pogo stik in quiksand
7. bout as yuzeful as a trap door in a kanue
8. dont pis on mi leg & sae its raen
9. eech sermon is better than the next
10. finer than frog haer split 4 waes
11. he wood gripe with a ham uner eech arm
12. her depress even the devil
13. koffee strong nuff tu floet an iron wedj
14. off like a herd av tertels
15. slap mi faes & kall me silly
16. smile like a goet in a briar patch
17. so klumbsee her trip over a kordless fone
18. so tall, if her fall down, her be half home
19. so yuzeless, if him had anuther hand, wood need nuther pokket tu put it in
20. take a long walk off a short peer
630. fuzzy wuzzy was a baer
fuzzy wuzzy had no haer
fuzzy wuzzy did not kare
fuzzy wuzzy was a bare baer
631. fyu... (few in krat speek)
1. fyu & far tween
2. fyu thangs R harder tu put up with than a good zampel (Mark Twain)
632. fyucher... (future in krat speek)
1. best thang bout fyucher is it oenlee kum 1 dae at a time
2. best wae tu predikt fyucher is invent it (Alan Kae)
3. best yuze av life is spend it on sumthang that will outlast yu
4. Dont plan fyucher on the past (Edmund Burk)
5. due tu unforseen serkumstans, the koers "predikt the fyucher" is kanseled
6. fyucher belong tu him hu prep for it
7. fyucher kum 1 dae at a time (Abe Linkoln, Deen Achesun, 1950)
8. I dont thank av the fyucher...it kum soon nuff (A. Einstein)
9. I rezolv tu be optimistik bout the fyucher, if theer iz 1
fyucher
10. If yu want a good fyucher, dont waest the present (Roger Babsun)
11. its hard tu predikt, xtra hard tu predikt fyucher (yogi Berra)
12. many a man go intu politiks with good fyucher & kum out with terribel past
13. most reliabel wae tu antisipate the fyucher is understand the now (Jon Naisbit)
14. nies thang bout fyucher...it kum 1 dae at a time
15. put yer fyucher in good hands...yers
16. the best thang bout the fyucher is it kum 1 dae at a time (Abe Linkoln)
17. The fyucher aent wot it yused tu be (Yogi Berra)
18. The fyucher is like the past, but kost more (Jon Sladek)
19. The fyucher start now (Mark Strand)
fyucher
20. The fyucher will be better tumorro (Dan Quael)
21. The trubel with our times is the fyucher dont be wot it yusta be (Paul Valery)
22. we walk bakward intu the fyucher with our minds on the past
23. weer yu go heerafter depend on wot yu go-after heer
24. wise man save for the fyucher (Solomon)
25. wot is past & wot will be R small kompared tu wot is inside (Ralf W Emersun)
26. Yer fyucher in in yer mothers hands (Napoleon)
27. yu spend the rest av yer life in the fyucher (Charles Kettering)
633. fyued like the Hatfeelds & McKoys (fued in krat speek)
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