634. gaej or gage... ("gauge", or measure in krat speek)
1. dont gage welth bi how much yu hav. Gaej bi wot yu wont part with.
2. gaej a man bi how him beer up under misforchun (Plutarch, 100ad)
3. histreean is brod-gage gossip (Ambrose Beers)
4. I gage folks' reakshuns tu gage if I du good (Marvin Harris)
5. inkum is a rashunal gage av respekt (Ambrose Beers)
635. gaenst the graen...duit the hard wae, rub em the rong wae
636. Gag a maggot
637. Galileo Galilei...God gave us sens & reesun & intend us tu yuze em
638. gambel... (gamble or gaming in krat speek)
1. folks with no thots plae kards & tri tu win awae eech others munee.
Idiots (Arthur Shopenhower)
2. gambler liv on hope (Will Bolitho)
3. Hoers is smart...it never go broke bi bet on a man (Will Rogers)
4. Hoers-sens=good judj. No hoers bet on a man (W C Feelds)
5. I kant afford tu gambel so I made mental bets & lost mi mind
6. if yu must plae, first deside...1. the rules, 2. the stakes,
3 wen tu quit (Chineez)
7. Life is a gambel
8. lottery=tax on em not good at math
9. munee yu win is 2 times as sweet as munee yu ern
10. no dog kan go as fast as the munee yu bet on it (Bud Flanagan)
11. raeshoers kan take 1000's for a ride at the same time
12. raes trak...a plaes weer windoes kleen folks (Danny Tomus)
13. shuer wae tu get nuthang for sumthang (Wilson Mizner)
14. the best thro av the dies? Thro em awae.
15. the better the gambler, the badder the man (Publius Syrus)
16. the fast & the strong dont alwaes win, but thats the best bet (Damon Runyon)
17. tu gambbel is so much fun, it must be a sin (Haewood Brown)
18. wemen dont bet as much as men kauz wedding
is theer big gambel (Gloria Steinen)
19. wen yu bet, 1 is a fool, the other a theef
639. game...
1. game for= willing, redee
2. game plan=plans
3. theer's a nu game sweeping the kuntree kalled "Burokrat"
evreewon stand round in a serker. First persun tu du sumthang luze.
640. garantee... ("guarantee" in krat)
1. admend 1 tu the konstitushun garantee fed guvt
kant kontrol relijun (Hugo Blak)
2. Amerikan konsumers want the thril av garanteed good
with the shudder av the bad (Umberto Eko)
3. demokrasee garantee equal oppurtunity, not equal kondishun (Irving Kristel)
4. du wotz rite dont garantee bad wont happen tu yu (Will McFee)
b. du good dont garantee bad wont get yu
5. evree suksesful person faeled. Just kauz yu faeled
many times dont garantee yu will sukseed.
6. freends kyuer hate & garantee pees (Budda)
7. garantee a job tu sum, jepordize all (Albert Dunlap)
8. garanteed tu luze 25 pounds...if yu pae in Brit pounds
9. get theer half our erlee onelee garantee yu waet 1 our (Doug Larsun)
garantee
10. her body kalkulated tu sujest a bud & garantee a flower
11. I garantee it wont be eezee
12. I garantee sumdae Hussein will yuze that arsenal (Bill Klinton)
13. I wood marry agin if him hav 15 milyun $, giv me half,
& garantee him will die in < 1 yeer (Bet Davis)
14. ignore the past dont garantee it wont hert yu (Reinhold Niebur)
15. if yu want a garantee, bi a toester (Klent Eestwood)
16. invest 3% in self tu garantee yer fyucher
(Brian Trasee) [kost 10% tudae]
17. kant garantee werld pees. Shood be abel tu garantee werld freedum.
18. kauz an appeel make sens, dont garantee it will werk (Will Bernbach)
19. Konstitushun dont garantee happiness; yu gotta chaes it
& katch it bi self (Ben Franklin)
garantee
20. Korporashuns kant garantee yu a lifetime job.
No garantee kumpanee will liv forever (Jon Sno)
21. Kredit...sumwon hu kant pae, get sumwon els tu garantee
him will pae (Charles Dikkens)
22. luv: yu gotta kommit with no garantee (Erik From)
23. no garantee the afterlike will be gooder (Noel Koward)
24. no kuntree ever hav army big nuff tu garantee ginst attak in pees
or viktree in war (Kalvin Koolidj)
25. nowon get iron-klad garantee av sukses (Mia Ham)
26. pessimist garantee yu will fael (Bill Klinton)
27. skueling dont garantee sukses. Lak av skueling mae not hert yu (Rae Krok)
28. theer kan be no garantee av outside pees (Vaklav Havel)
29. theer R no garantees (Kamaron Diaz)
garantee
30. tu garantee faelyuer, quit (or giv up) (kraeg Breedluv)
31. tu garantee sukses, akt like yu kant fael (Dorthea Brand)
32. tu yuze the same werds dont garantee em will understand (Fred Nietzsche)
33. TV is top hevee with exekutivs yu wanna garantee sukses (Terree Gilman)
34. we ask god tu garantee we will be happy (Jon Updike)
35. wepon kan impose results but kant garantee just result (Ernist Himmingwae)
36. werld guvt will garantee our well-being (Henree Kininger, 21 Mae 1992)
641. garbage in, garbage out
642. garden...
1. dig for God in the garden (Jorj B Shaw, 1932)
2. garden...weer yer mind kan gotu seed
3. garden is a dazeez. It interrupt
seereeus drinking with erj tu go pull weeds (Luis Gannit)
4. garden is like Santa: hoe-hoe-hoe
5. garden is not a test ground for character.
stop asking "wot did I du rong?" (Elenor Perenyi, 1981)
6. gardener need kast-iron bak, with hinj (Charles D Warner, 1871)
7. gardeners no all the dirt
8. gardening giv yu a sens av proposhun bout evreethang,
sept the garden (Mae Sarton, 1968)
9. god made raenee daes so gardener du the houswerk
10. how faer the gardin amid the triels av life (Ben Disraeli)
11. I hav a rok garden. Last week 3 died 9Richard Diran)
12. like the smell, get dirty without gilt, soke up pees (Lindlee Karstens)
13. many thangs yu never planted gro in the garden (Tom Fuller, 1732)
14. plant karots in January & yu'll never agin hafta eet karots
15. the gift av the garden bring yu tu yer senses (Hanna Rion)
16. tu bury yer trubels, dig in the dirt
17. tu liv off the garden, yu gotta liv init (Frank Hubbard)
18. werk in the garden sueth the mind (Ralf W Emersun)
19. yer enthusiasm gotta last til the bak giv up (or giv out)
20. yu gotta luv yer garden, like it or not (W C Sellar, 1936)
643. gas pries...
1. wen I ask for 1$ av gas, him dab a littel behind mi eer
644. gather rosebuds wile yu kan (Robert Herrik)
645 geen or jeen... ("gene" in superkrat)
1. problem with geen pool...no life gard
2. yu! outta the geen pool. now!
646 geenyus is 90% swet & 10% inspired (Tomus Alva Edisun)
647. gem...
1. gems hav life, kolers speek, werds fael (Jorj Eliot)
648. gender...
1. genderplex...tu be puzzeled bi stranj simbels on publik bathroom
doors, yuzed in plaes av werds
zampels...2 tertels, 2 dogs
649. gentelman...
1. born gentelman=akseedent, die gentelman=onor
2. gentelman kan plae an accordian, but dont
650. germ...
1. mity kreecher is the germ
tho smaller than a pakaderm
his dwelling plaes
deep inside human raes (Ogden Nash)
2. germ-fobia=em so afraed av germs em yuze hanky or paper towel tu open doornob
651. gest see more in 1 hr than host in 1 yeer (Pole)
652. get...
1. get carried awae=get xsited & go tu far
2. get down tu brass taks=the detaels
old stores oft had 2 taks 1 yard apart tu gage kloth & rope
3. get down tu the nitty-gritty=dirty detaels, kleen good
4. get fools on yer side & yu kan be elekted tu NE-thang (Frank Dane)
5. get in on the ground floor=join nu wave in erlee faze=b4 evreewon els see it
6. get mad=short madness (Hoarce)
7. get mad, gro old fast
8. get the bums rush=thro the bum out. From old daes wen most
koodnt afford a kandel, so yuzed rush (grass-like plants)
the "bums"=poor folk...tu poor tu afford a full length rush.
9. get up on the rong side av the bed...yer in a bad mood tudae
old superstishun bout 1 side is good & the other bad
10. I dont get even, me get odder
653. get off...
1. charity help oenlee if it help getter get off charity (Jon D Rokefeller)
2. get off yer hihoers (dont be so arrogant)
3. most freewaes hav 3 lanes...left lane, rite lane &
the lane yer trapped in wen yu wanna get off
654. get out...
1. get outta harms wae (Mike Servantes, 1600)
2. get thangs strate
3. get the fakts first. Then yukan distort em all yu want (Mark Twain)
4. get the short end av the stik (the shaft, pointed end?)
5. get tu the ruet av the problem
6. get up on the rong side av the bed (or got outta bed on the rong side)
him is a grouch tudae.
based on old superstishun that 1 side av bed is lukky & the other is bad
7. get wile the gettins good
8. get yer eers loered (haerkut)
9. get yer bak up =get mad
10. get yer dander up=get mad
11. get yer goet =sumwon pik on yu, annoy yu
Old times farmers keep a goet with the kows.
Em thot the goet keep the kows quiet, so kows rest more
& thus make more milk. If sumwon get yer goet, yu get
less milk.
12. get yuzed tuit
655. get-up...
1. get-up=dressed up, klothes
2. get up on the rong side av the bed=grumpy
3. mi get-up & go got up & went
4. nies if em hav plentee av get-up-and-go, xtra good if em visit now
656. gie... (guy in krat speek)
1. gies...no shirt, no servis. Gals...no shirt, no charj.
2. gies R like lava lamp...ok tu look at but not very brite
657. gift...
1. gift for gab=talk a lot
2. gift that kant be reterned...gift for bag
3. I giv homemade gifts...wich 1 av mi kids du yu want?
4. true gift=part av self (Ralf W Emersun)
658. gillets principal...tu make em mad, lie
tu make em livid with rage, tell the truth
659. gild...
1. gild the lilly=add ostentashun tuit & thus make it uglee
660. gilt... (guilt in krat speek)
1. gilt is the most paenful kompanyun av deth (Liz Ross)
2. giltee as sin
3. giltee konshens dont need akkuzer (English)
4. giltee man see gilt on faes av saent
661. gird yer loins=get redee tu fite
662. girl...
1. evree girl shood yuze wot mother naecher gave her
b4 father time take it awae (Lawrens J Peter)
2. girls R giggels with frekkels
3. girls sae "no" wen em meen yes & drive men outta theer wits
for the fun av it (Luisa M Alkot, 1865)
4. our teenaej girl ben triing tu run awae form home for 8 yeers
but evree time, the fone ring b4 her kan get tu the front door.
5. outside evree thin girl is a fat man hu tri tu get in (Kate Witehorn)
6. tu find a girl's faults, praes her tu her girlfreends (Ben Franklin)
663. girl sae...
girl sae girl meen
1. yes no
2. no yes
3. maby no
4. du wot yu want yu'll pae later
5. its yer deside if yu dont no wot I want bi now, yer a dum klod
6. we need tu talk I feel like bitchin
7. go ahed dont
8. no, I'm not upset av koers I'm upset yu moron
9. is mi but fat? tell me I'm byuteeful
10. yu need tu kommunikate agree or I'll make yer life hell
11. R yu listening 2 late, yer ded
664. giv...
1. better tu giv a pennee than lend a dollar
2. giv a kritik an inch & him rite a plae (Jon Steinbek, 1960)
3. giv a wide berth=avoid, go around, stae far awae
4. giv a woman an inch & she will tri tu park the kar theer
5. giv b4 yu get (take, reseev)
6. giv evree man yer eer, but fyu yer vois (Shakespeer)
7. giv him an inch & him take a mile
8. giv him an offer him kant refyuez
9. giv him the kold sholder=rebuf or diskeraej
kame from kustum tu giv a gest sumthang tu eet. kold
sholder=giv em kold stuff insted av hot=sho em yer not welkum.
Walter Skot first yuzed this in print
giv
10. giv kredit weer kredit is du (M Floy, 1834)
11. giv me a brake...dont be so hard (so meen)
12. giv me a free hand, but oenlee if yu dont need yers
13. giv me a lever long nuff & I will muev the werld (Arkimedes, 240 bc)
14. giv me ambiguitee or giv me sunthang els
15. giv me the strength tu chaenj wot me kan
the paeshens tu liv with wot me kant
the wisdum tuno wich is wich
16. giv me the willees=sikening, skaered
17. giv the devil his due (shakespeer???, Mike Servantes???, 1600)
18. giv tu a pig wen it grunt & yu get a fine pig
giv tu a kid wen it kri & yu get a spoiled brat (Dane)
19. giv up the goest=giv up (Mike Servantes, 1600)
giv
20. giv yer eer tu all but not yer vois
21. giv yer rite arm for=yu want it REEL bad
22. if yu hav much, giv welth. If yu hav littel, giv self (Arab)
23. lord luv cheerful giver, but will aksept grouch (Kathern Hall)
24. oenlee thang him giv free is advies
25. the more yu giv, the more yu hav (Christofer Morlee)
665. glad...
1. Be glad av life kauz it giv yu the chans tu liv (Henree VanDyke)
2. dont tell yer problems...80% dont kare, 20% R glad yu hav em (Lu Holtz)
3. I'm glad god loened yu tu me & we had thees many yeers
4. I'm glad I did it, it was werth it, wont duit no more (Mark Twaen)
5. I'm glad I ignored good advies, so much fun tu make mistakes
(Edna StVinsent Millay)
6. I'm glad tu anser or dodj yer quesshuns (Jorj Bush)
7. let the wife make husband glad tu kum home,
and him make her sorry tu see him go (Martin Luther)
8. No matter how luvlee the kid, mother is alwaes glad
tu see him sleep (Henree D Thoro)
9. the sekret tu be happy...be glad sumwon els married her (H L Menchen)
10. the werld was mi home & I was glad tu be init (Will Saroyan)
11. yu hav the braens av a 5 yr old & he was glad tu get rid av it
(Grocho Marx)
666. glamor...
1. a blond in a red dress dont need intro (Rona Jaff)
2. glamor require soshal envee (Jon Berger)
667. glass...
1. glass, china, & reputashun R eezee tu krak, hard tu mend (Ben Franklin)
2. glass bloer inhaled & got a pane in his belly
3. glass is half full, half emptee, or 2 big
668. gloom=doom
669. glory...
1. glory is fleeting. Nowon-no-yu is forever (Napoleon)
b. glory is short lived, dont-no is forever
c. glory is temp, ordinary is forever
2. glory kost tu much (Sidnee Smith, 1840)
3. glory leed tu the grave (Tom Grae, 1760)
4. glory paed tu our ashes is tu late (Mark Marshal, 100ad)
5. gratest glory is tu rise aft yu fael (Ralf W Emersun)
6. I dont luv a waryer for his glory. I luv wot him defend (J R Tolkien)
7. The harder it is, the grater the glory (Mark Cicero, 500c)
8. true glory=nobel deeds
670. go...
1. go & never darken mi door agin (original)
2. go & never darken mi towels agin (Grocho Marx)
3. go aborroing=go asorroing (R Tanever, 1550)
4. go ahed gord hed
5. go bak tu the drawing bord (gotta redezine it bekauz found problems wen tri it or yuze it)
5. go ballistik=get mad, blo yer top, hit the seeling
6. go beserk=frenzee, wild
7. go bi the bord (navy)...same as "go over the side"
in old daes em thro awae wotever no longer need.
=thro it over the side.
nowadaes...stuff yu luze, stuff yu kant find
8. go down memoree lane (reminisk)
9. go down the tubes...projekt fall apart=evreethang go rong or blo up
go
10. go dutch=boy & girl date & share the spend
11. go fli a kite (beet it buddee)...go awae, dont bother me
12. go for broke=risk all in hopes av "make a kill"=win big
13. go for it (Wayne Dier)
14. go haewire=akt up, akt straenj, erratik, wild
15. go hole hog (go hog wild)=put evreethang intu 1 thang
16. go in good helth
17. go jump in a lake (see...go fli a kite)
18. go off half kokked=rash, rush intu a projekt without prep
19. go the xtra mile, theers no traffik jam
go
20. go tu cherch dont make yu relijus, NE-more than gotu garage make yu a kar
21. go tu hell in a hand basket=fall apart, go bad fast
22. go tu heven for the klimat, hell for the kumpanee (Mark Twain)
23. go tu pot =dekae, rot, ruin
24. go tu the dogs=dekae, rot, ruin
25. go tu the wall=go bankrupt, go broke, in very desperat straets
26. go up like a puff av smoke (puef, its gon)
27. go west yung man, go west (H. Greelee...NY times publisher)
28. go with the flo (with the krowd)
29. I kan go noweer if the path is interesting
go
30. if it go without saeing, wi du yu sae it so much?
31. no matter weer yu go, yu take yu with yu
[dont blame the nativs if yu dont like it; its yer fault]
671. gobblegook ...old werd for krat speek or guvt-eez
(gobeleegook) in other werds, mindless drivel (gibberish, garbage)
672. god...
1. a baby is god's pinyun life shood go on (Karl Sandburg)
2. an onest man is the nobel werk av god (Alexander Pope)
3. b4 god, we R all wise & foolish (A Einstein)
4. beware wen god let lues a thanker on this planet (Ralf W Emersun)
5. blessed is the peesmakers for em shall be kalled suns av god (Mathyu)
6. character=wot god no, reputashun=wot men thank (Tom Paen, 1770)
7. dig for God in the garden (Jorj B Shaw, 1932)
8. dont gossip kauz god listen (Henree Van Dike, 1900)
9. dont hav the sens God gave a goose (gues)
god
10. du yer duty & let god du the rest (Pieer Korneel)
11. evreewon shood be free tu worship god as him pleez (Flavius Josefus, 80ad)
12. First God made idiots. That was praktis.
Then him made skuel bords (Mark Twain)
13. folks gotu church tu daedreem bout god (Kurt Vonnegut)
14. food is god tu hungree man (Gandhi)
15. god=naechur (Robert Browing)
16. god av viktree is 1-sided. With pees, all win (Ralf W Emersun)
17. god dont need advise from me (Henree Ford)
18. god dont plae dies with the yuenivers (Albert Einstein)
stop telling god wot tudu. (Max Plank)
19. god entrusted me tu me (Epictetus)
god
20. god forgiv yu, a krat never (Himan Rikover)
21. god gave us life & libertee (Tom Jeffersun)
22. god gave us nuts, but yu gotta krak em (Jerman)
23. God gave yu a faes & yu make self another (Shakespeer)
24. God, giv me the strength tu chaenj wot i kan
the paeshens tu liv with wot I kant
and the wisdum tuno wich is wich (Reinhod Neibur)
25. God, grant me the senility tu forget folks I never liked
The good fortune tu run intu the 1's I du
And the iesite tu tell the differans (Jeenee Alexander)
26. god hate bragging tungs (Sofokels)
27. god heels but the dokter take the fee (Ben Franklin)
28. god help him hu help self (Aeschylus, 500bc & Bibel)
29. god is a komik, but we R 2 afraed tu laff (Voltaer)
b. god is a komeedian hu plae tu audeens afraed tu laff
god
30. god is evreeweer, but a reklues (Emily Dikkensun)
31. god is luv (Jon)
32. god is not ded, him werk on a smaller projekt now
33. god is reel, unless deklared integer
34. god kan heel a broke hart, but yu gotta giv him the peeses
35. god kant be evreeweer, so him made mothers (ju)
36. god kant chaenj the past, but historeans du (Sam Butler)
37. God made deth tu tell us "stop" (Steev Stiles)
38. God made idiots. That was praktis. Then him made skuel bords (Mark Twaen)
39. god made kuntree, man made town (Will Kowper)
god
40. god made man first as a ruff draft, them kame woman
41. God made parents tu make kids happy bi giv em sumthang tu ignore (Ogden Nash)
42. god made raenee daes so gardener du the houswerk
43. god made the fli & forgot tu tell us wi (Ogden Nash)
44. god make, klothes shape, but munee make the man (Tom Fuller, 1640)
45. god muve in mistereeus waes
46. God oe us konfort or revelashun, not both (Mignon McLaughlin)
47. God prepare grate men for grate tasks with grate trials
48. god protekt babees & idiots (or fools)
49. god provide nuts but dont krak em
god
50. god rite good komadee, but is stuk with so many bad akters
51. god sed "let theer be lite"
but the lektrik bord sed yu gotta pae the deposit
& then maby on Thursdae (Spike Milligan)
52. God sell all thangs. The pries is laber (Leonardo da Vinsi)
53. god want spirit fruet, not relijus nuts
54. God werk wonders now & then...behold an onest lawyer (Ben Franklin)
55. god will be theer, asked or not (Latin)
56. god will reward virchu & punish vies, now or later (Ben Franklin)
57. god will wipe awae teers & paen (bibel)
58. gods R fond av jokes (Aristotel)
59. gods sell the goods em giv us (Epicharmus)
god
60. him sed me tri tu make a fool av him.
Me sed God beet me tuit (Ilka Chaes)
61. how tu make god laff...tell him yer plans for the fyucher (Woody Allen)
62. how wise yer kommandmanets god; All appli tu sumwon I no (Sam Levensun)
63. I dont no if god is on our side.
Mi konsern is tu be on gods side (Abe Linkoln)
64. I no wi the sun never set on the english empire
God dont trust an englishman in the dark (Dunkan Spaeth)
65. I praed for God tu make mi enemees redikulus, & he did (Voltaer, 1750)
66. I see god in the faes av man & woman (Walt Witman)
67. I slipped the surly bonds av erth & tuched the faes av god (Jon G Magee)
68. I thank wen god made man, him overestimated his ability (Oskar Wild)
b. overstressed, overreeched, over stepped
69. I wanna no gods thots, the rest is detaels (Einstein)
god
70. I wish god didnt trust me so much (Mother Teresa)
71. I wont be happy til I'm as faemus as god (Madonna)
72. liv mung men like god watch
talk tu god like men listen in (Seneka)
73. if god did not be, we wood hafta invent him (Voltare)
74. if god did not forgiv, heven wood be emptee (Jerman)
75. if god ment man tu fli, he wood make it
eezeeer tu get tu aerport (Jorj Winters)
76. if god wanted me different, he wooda made me dif (Jon von Goethe)
77. if god wanted us tu vote, he wood giv us kanidates (Jae Leno)
78. if gods du evil, em dont be gods (Euripides)
79. if yu go rong wae, god let yu tern round (Sara Teedsdale)
god
80. if yu wanna no wot god thank av munee, look at hu him gave it tu (Dorthy Parker)
81. in god we trust, all others pae cash
82. kall on god, but roe awae from roks (Irish)
83. kall on god for help, but kleer awae the roks wile yu waet
84. kommon looking folks R best, that wi god made so many (Abe Linkoln)
85. make munee yer god & it will plaeg yu like the devil (Henree Feelding)
86. make munee yer hobby, not yer god (Skot Alexander)
87. man is dog's idea av god (Holbrook Jaksun)
88. man propose, god dispose (Ludovik Ariosto)
89. man...a kreechur God made at the end av the week wen him was tired (Mark Twaen)
b. man was made at the end, wen god was tired
god
90. man is as god made him & oft badder (Miguel deCervantes)
91. Maeraej...yu drag god & the law intu sordid affaers av famlee (O C Ogilvee)
92. most gods hav the temper & morals av a spoided kid (Robert Heimlein)
93. naecher is the art av god (Tom Brown, 1645)
94. neerer tu cherch, farther from god (Jon Haewood)
95. on dae 8, god sed "ok murfee, yer in charj now"
96. politishun wood get around god (Shakespeer)
97. prae=wish on god (Fillip Brooks, 1875)
98. prae like evreethang depend on god
werk like evreethang depend on man (Fransis Spellman)
99. quesshun evreethang, even god (Tom Jeffersun)
god
100. relijun that is afraed av siens disoner god & kommit suiside (Ralf W Emersun)
101. sermons sound tu me like kommershals.
kant tell if god is the sponser or the produkt (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1966)
102. skeptik ask god for ID (Edgar A Shoaf)
103. Spring be a tuff akt tu follo, so god made June (Al Berstein)
104. suiside=tell god "yu kant fire me, me quit" (Bill Maher, 1995)
105. that this nashun, under god, hav a nu birth av freedun & that
guvt av the folks, bi the folks, for the folks
shal not perish (Abe Linkoln)
106. the gods R fond av jokes (Aristotel, 350 bc)
107. the laws av nacher is the math av god (Euklid)
108. trust god & keep yer powder dri (Oliver Kromwell, 1640)
109. weer god hav a cherch, the devil hav a chapel (Spaen)
god
110. weer god hav a cherch, the devil hav a chapel & bigger kongragashun (Dan Defoe)
111. wen did I realize I am god? I was praeing
& notis me talk tu self (Peter O'tool)
112. wen god handed out braens yu must hav ben out tu lunch
113. wen yu R rite, be silent, god will heer yu (Kato, 200bc)
114. wi is it, if we talk tu god, we prae. If god talk tu us, weer nutz (Lily Tomlin)
115. with god all thangs R possabel (Mathyu)
116. yu gotta be quiet tu heer god (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
117. yu mae make freends & enemees, but god make the nabers (Gilbert Chesterton, 1900)
673. goel or gole (goal in krat speek, "objective" in super-krat)
1. goel=dreem with dedline (Diana S Hunt)
2. goels R a meens tu an end (Tony Robbins)
3. gotta risk go 2 far tu find out how far yu kan go (T S Eliot)
4. if yu aem at nuthang, yu'll hit it evreetime
5. if yu dont no weer yu wanna go, yu'll end up elsweer (Lawrens Peter)
6. kant go bak & make a nu start. Kan start now & make a nu end
7. life is full av obstakel illushuns (Grant Fraezer)
8. long raenj goel keep yu from get frustrated
bi short term problems (Charles C Nobel)
9. mi gole is...be as good as mi dog thank me be now
goel
10. more portant tu no-wot than no-how (Norbert Weener, 1954)
11. mortifying tu kompare wot yu did tu wot yu planned (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
12. no short kut tu NE-plaes werth going tu (Beverlee Sils)
13. oenlee thang gotta be dun bi Tuesdae is Mondae (Jennifer Yane)
14. rung av a ladder is not a rest stop (Tom Huxlee, 1870)
15. The best angel tu approach a problem is the tri-angel
16. The distans is nuthang kompared tu how hard step 1 is
17. The roed tu yer goal is part av yer distinaeshun (Charles deLint)
18. The werld need dreemers hu duit (Sarah Brethnach, 1996)
19. vishun without akt=daedreem. Akt without vishun=nitemare (Jap)
goel
20. we R 2 bizee mopping the floor tu tern off the water
21. wot yu get wen yu acheev yer goel is not as portant
as wot yu bekum (Zig Ziglar)
22. yu kant kross a gorj in several small steps (David L Jorj)
674. gold...
1. brite & yello, hard & kold (Tom Hood, 1830)
2. gold aej=period in part wen {sitee, state, area, ets}was powerful
3. gold dust blind all ies
4. gold is slave or master (Horas, 0 ad)
5. gold kalf=wership munee
6. gold tern uglee tu byuteful (Malifer, 1660)
7. I didnt no man [tu] suffer for lak av gold (Henree D Thoro, 1863)
675. golf
1. golf is a bad wae tu ruin a good walk (Mark Twain)
b. golf is a good walk spoiled
2. golf is a good fun ride (Jenral Halftrak)
3. him du a lotta hunting & fishing...its kalled golf
4. if it go rite, its a slies
if it go left, its a hook
if it go strate, its a mirakel
676. gon...
1. gon but not forgot
2. gon south
3. gon tu bed with the chickens
4. gon tu pot=ruined, spoiled, gon bad, sat 2 long
5. gon tu the dogs
677. gonna...
1. gonna be a gully washer=hevee raen
2. gonna be a kold dae in hell wen....
3. gonna be hell in a hand basket
4. gonna kum a frog floeter
5. gonna kum a gully washer
6. gonna kum a toad strangler
7. gonna liv or die triing
678. good...
1. 2 good thangs in life...free tu thank & free tu du (W S Maugam, 1920)
2. 35 is a good aej. London is full av wemen hu ben 35 for yeers (Oskar Wild)
3. a good man is hard tu find
4. a good man kan be alone in a krowd (Ralf W Emersun)
5. a man is as good as his werd (as good as his bond)
b. mans werd is as good as his bond
6. a miss is as good as a mile
7. all good thangs kum tu him hu wate
8. all good thangs must kum tu an end (salms 119)
9. all in good time (Horace)
good
10. amazing the delushun byutee is good (Leo Tolstoy)
11. animals R good freends, em dont pester, gossip,
or kritisize (Jorj Eliot, 1860)
12. as long as em will spend good munee on krap, Ill sell it tu em (Dik Kavet)
13. av yer good forchun, the baddest is the wife
14. baby is a good wae tu gro folks
15. bad dae fishing is gooder than good dae at werk
16. bad habit is like a good bed...eezee tu get in, hard tu get out.
17. bank lend yu umbrella in good wether & demand it bak wen it raen (Robert Frost)
18. be good is good, du good is gooder
19. "be good" is investment that never fael (Henree D Thoro)
good
20. be wot yu R & be good at it (St Fransis)
21. best tu du good deed on the sli
& hav it found bi akseedent (Charles Lamb, 1800)
22. better tu pae a good waej than tu giv charitee (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
23. boys make good pets
24. byutee mae be good, good is alwaes byuteeful (Ninon Enklos)
25. deth hang over yu, so be good wile yukan (Mark Aurelus)
26. diamond=klunk av koel made good under pressure (henree Kisinger)
27. Dog is so good kauz the tael wag, not the tung
28. dont du bad for good reesuns (Tom Hardy, 1875)
29. dont let 1 bad moment spoil the good wons (Dale Ernhardt)
good
30. drive kareful, dont wanna die in good helth
31. drunk dont make good bartender
b. a good drunk mae not be a good bartender (Jim Bishop)
32. even if yu luze, it iz good tu fite a good fite
33. evil is eezee, good is hard (Ann Ries)
34. evil triump wen good men du nuthang (Edmund Burk)
35. evreewon is a mix av good & bad
36. fens make good naber
b. good fens make good nabers
37. folks want tu be good, but not 2 good & not all the time (Jorj Orwell)
38. fools & sheers need good handling (Jap)
39. freend laff at yer joke wen its not good
good
40. freend sae good thangs behind yer bak
41. fyu kan tell good from bad (Juvenal, 100ad)
42. get wile the gettins good
43. giv good advise wen yer tu old tu set a bad zampel (Rochefaukald)
44. giv with good sens (Ovid, 10ad)
45. go in good helth
46. golf is a bad wae tu ruin a good walk (Mark Twain)
47. god rite good komadee, but is stuk with so many bad akters
48. good advise is beyond pries
49. good aforism serv as food for speech (Freedric Nietzche)
good
50. Good alwae win over evil
51. good as gold
52. good birth is good, but yer ansesters get the kredit (Plutarch, 100ad)
53. good book hav no end (R D Kumming)
54. good desides kum from speereens; speereens kum from bad desides.
55. good dokter no how werthless many medasins R (Ben Franklin)
56. good eers need fyu werds
57. good exampel is the best sermon
58. good folks dont need laws tudu rite & bad folks find wae round em (Plato)
59. good for unlerned man tu reed books av quotes (W Churchil)
good
60. good freends, good books, sleepy konshens...the ideel life (Mark Twain)
61. good girls keep a dieree, bad girls, a littel blak book
62. good grades or good lernin...kan hav both
63. good hope is better than werldlee goods
64. good judjment kum from bad xpeerens
bad xpeerens kum from bad judjment.
65. good konsulers [adviser] never lak klients (Shakespeer)
66. Good lord willing and the kreeks dont rise
67. Good luk kum tu the man that ern it
68. good meel & feest rekonsil evreewon (Sam Fepys, 1650)
69. good meel shood start with hungree (French)
good
70. good memree=chans at hapiness
71. good name: yu get from many good deeds over time
but kan luze bi 1 bad deed (Lord Jeffery)
72. good old daes is a mith. Nowon thot it good then.
Evree aej look bak on the good old daes (Brooks Atkinson)
73. good-old-daes...folks stoped Kristmas shopping wen em ran outta munee
74. good or bad=help or hert (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
75. good riddans (Shakespeer)
76. good riddans tu bad rubbish (British)=thro out the trash
77. good Samariton=helpful, charatabel (Bibel story in Luke)
bout a Samarian hu helped a ju hu was robbe & beet
78. good skare is werth more than good advise (Edgar How)
79. good skolar dont make good filosofer (Jon von Goeth, 1800)
good
80. good spous & helth=best welth (Ben Franklin)
81. good start=half dun (Aristotle, 450bc)
warning...krats sae "well beginning..."
82. Good start make good end
83. good taste is the enemee av kreativity (Pablo Pikasso, 1970)
84. good thangs kum in small pakaejes
85. good thangs kum tu him hu waet
86. good thangs kum wen leest spekted
87. good thots yeeld good fruet (James Allan)
88. good tu forgiv, better tu forget (Robert Browing, 1880)
89. good tu thank good, devine tu akt good (Horaes Man, 1820)
good
90. good werds kost littel, wert much (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
91. good werks make the man (Eliza Cook, 1850)
92. good zampel is the best sermon (Ben Franklin)
93. goodnes without wisdum=evil (Robert Heimlein)
94. how tu be a good parent...no how tu put foot down without put it in mouth.
95. I offended god. Mi werk not good nuff (Leonardo da Vinci, 1519)
96. if yu dont wanna duit, NE exkuse is as good as anuther (Yiddish)
97. if yu get a good wife yu will be happy,
a bad won & yu bekum a filosofer (Sokrates, 410bc)
98. If yu want a good fyucher, dont waest the present (Roger Babsun)
99. it is a bad wind that blo nowon good (based on sael ships that need wind)
good
100. it is a good deed tu sae a kind werd,
but werds dont make a deed (Shakespeer)
101. job werth duing is werth duit good
102. kredit is not as good as munee (E W How)
103. life is...good & bad mingeled (Shakespeer)
104. littel rebelyun now & then is good (Tom Jeffersun)
105. lottery=tax on em not good at math
106. man with toothake thank evreewon happee hav good teeth (Jorj B Shaw)
107. management wont rekonize a good idea unless
yu hire a good salesman tu present it (David Ogilvee)
108. many a good story was ruened bi look at the fakts (James Benet, 1850)
109. mi goel in life is tu be as good as mi dog thank me be
good
110. munee is a good servant but a bad master (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
111. not good nuff tu stare up the staers. Go up the staers. (Vans Porchia, 1943)
112. man is as good as him hafta be. Woman is as bad as her dare (Elbert Hubbard)
113. remember the good, for bad never forget (Dug Horton)
114. ridikule=attak virchu & good sens & make fools laff (Joe Addisun)
115. skuel shood teech how tu tell apart good & bad (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
116. so far, so good
117. strive for better, we oft ruin wotz good (Shakespeer, King Leer, 1605)
118. talk good av yer freends, sae nuthing av yer enemees
119. the line tween good & evil dont go thru guvt or polatiks, it go thru the hart (Alex Solzhenitsyn)
good
120. true freend thank yu R a good aeg even tho kraked (Bernard Meltzer)
121. tu liv is tu chuez. Chuez good (Kofi Annan)
122. tuno is good, dont no is bad (Sokrates, 450 bc)
123. We form good habits but fall intu bad habits
124. wen kin R home, we tri tu thank av theer good points
wen awae, we dwell on theer vieses (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
125. wi du bad thangs happen tu good folks?
126. yu shood be good, & good for sumthang (Henree D Thoro)
679. good deed...
1. as far as littel kandel thro its beem
so shine a good deed in tired werld (Shakespeer)
2. best tu du good deed on the sli
& hav it found bi akseedent (Charles Lamb, 1800)
3. good will av folks will be starved if not fed
bi good deeds av guverners (Ben Franklin)
4. how far kandel thro its beem
5. it is a good deed tu sae a kind werd, but werds dont make a deed
so shine a good deed in this tired werld (Shakespeer)
6. no good deed go unpunished
7. rite herts in dust, rite good deeds in marbel (Ben Franklin)
8. silens fools with good deeds
9. skandal fli on wings, good deeds die nonspoke (Will Harvee, 1600)
10. small good deed is better than grand plans (grand intent)
b. small deeds dun R better than big deeds planned (Peter Marshal)
11. we wood be ashamed av our good deeds
if folks noed wi we did em (Rochfoukald, 1667)
680. good for...
1. but wot is a mikrochip good for? (chip deziner, 1968)
2. good for unlerned man tu reed books av quotes (W Churchil)
3. if dump all drugs at see, good for man, bad for see (Oliver W Holms, 1880)
4. if werk was good for yu, the rich wood not leev NE for the poor
5. Maeraej is good for all hu R afraed tu sleep alone at nite (St Jerome)
6. konfess is good for the sole
7. nowon is good at evreethang, but evreewon is good for sumthang
8. oenlee thang fame is good for...em will
kash yer chek in a small town (Truman Kapote)
9. plaens R like diet...good for others tu go on (Jeen Ker, 1958)
10. suddenly Amerika lerned sex is good for sumthang (Oriana Fallaki)
11. sum R like slinkees...good for nuthang,
but fun tu see em tumbel down the staers.
12. sum therees R good for nuthang (Jorj Licheenberg, 1780)
13. tolerate is good for all or nun (Edmund Burk, 1760)
14. werds R good for emoshuns, bad for thank (Jon B Haldone, 1930)
15. wotz good for the gues is good for the gander
16. yu shood be good, & good for sumthang (Henree D Thoro)
681. good forchun...
1. 2 tipes av kalamitees...our misforchun, others good forchun (Ambrose Beers)
2. av yer good forchun, the baddest is the wife
3. in bad forchun, hold out. In good forchun, hold in (Jerman)
5. not many hav good forchun & good sens (Titus Livy, 10 ad)
682. good helth...
1. for good helth, eet lite, breeth deep, liv moderat, be cheerful (Will Londen)
683. good luk...
see also...luk
1. brake a leg=good luk (sho biz oenlee)
2. diligens is the mother av luk (or good luk)(Ben Franklin)
3. Find a penny, pik it up - all the day yu'll hav good luck
4. good & bad luk will alwaes be with us,
but luk faver the smart (Jon Duee, 1945)
5. Good luk kum tu the man that ern it
6. kross yer fingers for good luk
7. nok on wood...superstishus thank this is good luk
684. good man...
1. a good man is like a kup av choklut: tall, dark, rich
684. good nuff...
1. fast nuff if good nuff [it is fast nuff if dun rite] (St Jerome)
2. firelite not good nuff tu reed bi,
but is warm & yu dont see how dirty the floor (Irish)
3. I offended god. Mi werk not good nuff (Leonardo da Vinci, 1519)
4. kloes isn't good nuff
5. look good nuff tu eet
6. no man is good nuff tu guvern other man without his konsent (Abe Linkoln)
7. not good nuff tu stare up the staers.
Go up the staers. (Vans Porchia, 1943)
8. suen nuff is good nuff
9. that theree is werthless. Not good nuff tu be rong (W Pauli)
10. The boy hu was not good nuff for yer dotter
kan father the smartest grandkid in the werld (Ju)
11. wether forkast: not good nuff tu depend on, but good nuff tu werree bout (Pat Yung)
12. wot was good nuff for our fathers is not good nuff for us (Oskar Wild, 1890)
685. good nuz...
1. bad nuz...kanabals got yer wife
good nuz...em alredee ate
2. bad nuz...krops faeled & nuthang tu eet sept lizards
good nuz...not nuff lizards tu go round
3. bad nuz...we lost yer bags
good nuz...we refund the overwate charj
4. bad nuz...yer wife ran off with yer best freend
good nuz...2 less on yer Christmas list
5. good nuz...Kolumbus, land is 20 miles awae
bad nuz...strate down
6. good nuz...yer sun broke the hi-dive rekord
bad nuz...no water in the pool
7. good nuz...yu won 1 mil $ in the lottery
bad nuz...Im from the IRS
8. good nuz is life's wae tu keep yu off balans
686. good old daes, tipe 1=skolar quotes
1. Are marbels made av marbel?...oenlee in the good old daes.
2. bak in the good old days
3. good old daes is a mith. Nowon thot it good then.
Evree aej look bak on the good old daes (Brooks Atkinson)
4. good old daes...folks stopped Christmas shoppin wen em ran outta munee
5. good old daes...thank "dentist" (P J o'Rourk)
6. if yu yern for the good old daes, tern off the aer kondishuner (Grif Niblak)
7. nostalgia remuve ruff edjes from the good old daes (Doug Larsun)
8. the good old daes R oenlee in yer mind (Lord Biron, 1810)
9. The werld is sik kauz it dont beleev in good old valyues (Lin Yutang)
10. tumorro will be sumwon's good old daes (Jerald Barzan)
687. good old daes, tipe 2=exampels (zampels)
*********** du yu remember wen?
brite lite (hi beems) on kar...switch on floor yu push with foot
drive-in muvees
evree muvee was a "famlee muvee"
evreewon sat on the front porch in the evening & kids plaed in the street
"go all the wae"=yu made it tu the state faer & maby won a ribbon
muvee inkluded nuz short & kartoon...for as littel as 5 sents (in the 1930's)
and a box av popkorn was 5 sents
parents gave kids kandee as a speshal treet for good behavyer
roller skates had a metal key
teechers yuzed a switch or kane tu keep the kids in line
washing masheen had ringers & yu terned a krank bi hand
even b4 that was the skrub-bord
yu got water from a hand pump...lukky folks had a pump in the kitchen
yu karreed kash in yer pokket (no kards)
yu had tu sprinkel klothes b4 yu iron em (steem iron not invented)
yu took a Sundae afternoon drive in the kuntree just for the hek av it
*********** in 1904 ***********
1. bath ...14% av housholds hav a bath
2. birth ...95% born at home
3. deth ...kauz av deth in order...
1. numoenya & flu
2. tuberkulosis
3. diareea
4. hart attak (hart arteree brake)
5. stroke (braen arteree brake)
4. fone ... 8% av homes hav a fone
5. kars 8000 kars in USA
6. krime... 230 murders in US in 1904
7. liv ... averaej life time (life span)=47 yeers
8. pae... averaej werker=22 sents/hr or 300$/yeer
dentist...2500$/yr
9. population... Las Vegas...30
Kalifornya=1.4 mil
10. pries... aegs =14 sents/duzen
koffee=15 sents/pound
shugar 4 sents/pound
11. roeds 144 miles paved (makadam=gravel)
12. servant 18% av housholds hav a servant
13. speed limit=10 mile/hr
14. skuel... 6% graduated from hi skuel
10% av adults kant reed or rite
********** gas
1950...16 sents/gal, & 3 gies kame tu chek the oil, water & wash the windsheeld
2006...bout 3$ /gal, & yu hafta pae b4 yukan get it.
********** skuel
problems with kids in skuel, in order
in 1950... 2005
1. talk 1. drugs & alkohol
2. chu gum 2. pregnant
3. run in hall 3. suiside
4. kut in line 4. rape
5. non guvt-approved kloes 5. robbers
6. thro paper on floor 6. assult
7. guns
********** dokter
1950: dokter hous kall=5$ & him oft looked at evreewon in the hous
2006: if yu offer a bribe av bout 1000$ & spend all dae kalling round
maby yu mite get sumwon tu kum tu the hous aft 5 pm.
*********** in 1950 ***********
kost 5 sents...fone kall, koke, nuzpaper, big kandee bar (bout 10 owns)
muvee 25 sents
********** werds & expresshuns, 1950
5 & 10 store weer stuff kost 5 or 10 sents
aids helper
chip wood chip
dope dummee, duns, moron
draft dodjer sumwon hu kloes the door
grass sumthang yu moe
hardware sumthang yu bi in a hardware store
koke a drink (karbonated shugar water)
make out yu got good grade on the test
pot yu kook food init
688. good sport...
1. problem is yu gotta luze tu pruev yer a good sport
689. good thang...
1. good thang yer Smo-garian...yu never miss a fone kall kauz yer in the bath.
690. good time...
1. all in good time (Horace)
2. good times, bad times. Our moods chaenj more than our forchuns (Tom Karliel)
3. good times av tudae=sad thots tumorro (Bob Marlee)
4. I dont drink kauz I wanna no wen I hav a good time (Ladee Astor)
5. if yu didnt tri so hard tu be happy, yu kood hav a good time (Edith Warton)
6. in good times & bad times, I'll be at yer side. Thats wot freends R for
b. I'll be on yer side.
7. in good times folks make debts tu pae in bad times (Robert Quinlin)
8. in good times kumpanees wanna advertize, in bad times em hafta (Brues Barton)
9. in good times our freends no us,
in bad times we no our true freends (Churston Kollins)
10. man kan beer all thangs sept good times (Dutch)
11. We R gonna hav a nee slapping good time
12. wen in deep water, good time tu shut mouth (shut up).
13. yu will lern in good time (Euripides, 440 bc)
691. good zampel...
1. best gift is a good zampel (Tom Morel)
2. fyu thangs R harder tu put up with than a good zampel (Mark Twain)
3. good zampel is the best sermon (Ben Franklin)
4. nuthang is as annoiing as a good zampel (Mark Twain)
692. goodee 2-shues=smug, snotty, upatee
693. goof...
1. Goofy as a roed lizard
2. if em kant forgiv yer goofs, its theer problem (David Berns)
694. gordian not=hard puzzel, based on fabel in old Turkey (around 300 bc)
695. gossip...
1. a wisper is oft herd 100 miles awae (Chineez)
2. best tu tern def eer tu gossip, but fyu hav def eers.
3. dog is mans best freend kauz him wag his tael, not his tung.
4. dont gossip kauz god listen (Henree Van Dike, 1900)
5. dont repeet it if yu wont sine yer name tuit
6. dont trust the teller, dont trust the tale (D H Laurens, 1900)
7. eezee tu make munkee av self, just karry yer tale.
8. gossip...the art av sae nuthang & leev almost nuthang unsaed (Walter Winchel)
9. gossip...the most destruktiv foers in the yunivers
gossip
10. gossip bring 1 tale, leev with 2 (Irish)
11. gossip flo both waes
12. gossip talk tu yu bout others
a bore talk bout self
grate talker talk bout yu (Lisa Kirk)
13. Him hu pri intu human affaers...em hu it dont konsern (Vkiter Hugo, 1850)
14. hu gossip tu yu will gossip bout yu (Spaen)
15. I resolv tu never speek bad av NE-won, even if true (Ben Franklin)
16. idel chatter leed tu povertee (proverbs)
17. if nobody no the trubel yu seed, yu dont liv in a small town.
18. it is a shame tu repeet gossip, but wot els kan yu du with it?
19. it is not wot em sae bout yu, its wot em wisper (Errol Flin)
gossip
20. it take 2 tu gossip...1 tu sae it, other tu listen.
21. klosed mouth gather no feet.
22. look for weeds, find weeds (Henree Beecher, 1850)
23. no shok, no interest (F H Bradlee)
24. nowon gossip bout other's virchu (Berstrand Russel, 1926)
25. nowon is interested in good & sweet (Hedda Hopper)
26. Puritan idea av hell...evreewon mind his biz (Wendel Filips)
27. vilifi til sum av it stik (Peer Bomarch, 1750)
28. wen in deep water, best tu keep mouth shut.
29. wen yer in trubel, others kall & pretent tu simpatize
but reelee want the detaels (Ed W How, 1911)
30. wispering tungs poisun truth (Sam Koleridj, 1800)
696. got...
1. Got a bird nest on the ground
2. Got a frog in yer throat
3. got his nek rung 2 times & still a-floppin
4. Got mi mojo working
5. Got more munee than Ben Gump
6. Got nuff munee tu bern a wet mule
7. got the blues
8. got up on the rong side av the bed (in a bad mood)
697. gotta... (got tu)
1. gotta be lite tu kast shadoes (H K Barklae)
2. gotta faes it tu chaenj it (James Baldwin)
698. gotu skuel dont make yu lerned...NE more than gotu garage tern yu intu a kar
699. graduate:
1. nu graduate yell "look out werld, I hav mi BA"
werld anser "sit down & I will teech yu the rest av the alfabet"
700. graes yer hous. Dont let it graes yu (Ben Franklin)
700. grammar...
1. dam poor mind that kan oenlee thank av 1 wae tu spel a werd (Andru Jaksun)
2. grammarians R alwaes bad (Reme deGourmont)
3. I dont giv a dam for a man hu oenlee spell a werd 1 wae (Mark Twaen)
4. nostalgia is like grammar...present tens, past perfekt (Owens Pomeroy)
5. wen I split an infinitee, it stae split (Raemond Chandler)
701. grandkids & grandparents get along kauz em hav kommon foe (Sam Levensun)
702. grass...
1. Grass dont gro on a bizee street
2. grass is greener on the other side av the fens
b. grass is alwaes greener on the other side av the fens
idea=sumweer els alwaes look better than wot yu hav now
3. grass roots (Politiks)the base or hart av a party=kore supporters
4. I fited the grass, it win
703. grate (tipe 1)... (greatness in krat speek)
1. grate boester, littel duer
2. grate character dont make up for lak av munee
3. grate ideas R the fuel av progres
4. grate man make all feel grate (G K Chesterton)
5. grate men make yu feel like yu kan be grate 2 (Mark Twaen)
6. grate men R men (Bernard M Baruch)
7. grate men R not alwaes rite (Bibel)
8. grate minds thank alike
9. grate oeks gro from littel akorns (Tennasun)
10. grate spenders R bad lenders (Ben Franklin)
11. grate thangs oft kum from trifels (Livy)
12. grate thangs are dun bi a seerees av small thangs (Visent vanGo)
13. grate unwashed=the mass av kommon folk (Ed Burk, 1830)
14. gratest promisers hav nuthang tu giv
15. we oft konfuze power with grate man (Stu Udal)
16. yer not grate til histree sae yu R (Will Hazlit, 1822)
704. grate (tipe 2) [grind, skrape] on the nervs (zampel=chalk squeek on chalkbord)
705. gratitude...
1. be jenerus with gratitude, humbel wen get it, never spekt it (Will Arthur Ward)
2. gratitude is a sine av a nobel sole (Aesop, 600bc)
3. gratitude is the best attitude
4. if yu dont thank for small thangs, yu wont for big (Estonia)
5. silent gratitude is waested (G B Stern)
6. the hardest math for sum...kount yer blessings (Erik Hoffer)
7. wen danjer is past, shood gratitude sleep? (Jorj Kanning)
706. grave...
1. bitter teers shed over grave...werds not sed, deeds not dun
2. glory leed tu the grave (Tom Grae, 1760)
3. grave is a fine & private plaes. But nun embraes it (Jeen B Moleer)
4. its yer lukky dae, yu won a free grave plot
with mi luk, I'll liv tu be 100
707. gravee traen=eezee wae tu make munee, eezee job that pae good
707. graveyard shift=from midnite tu 8am
sum sae...in old England, sumtimes ded man in koffin was alive.
so em tie string tu hand av body that go tu bell neer grave. After bury him,
sumwon gotta sta tu see if the bell ring. That bekame the graveyard shift.
708. gravity...
1. gravity is not responsabel for hu fall in luv (Einstein)
2. selektiv law av gravity...evreethang fall so as tu du max damage.
709. greed oft overreech self (Aesop, 600bc)
710. greef...
1. greef is not for beests, but 2 much kan tern yu intu a beest (Sancho Panza)
2. greef kan take kare av itself. Fun must be shared tu bloom full. (Mark Twain)
711. greek...
1. after shake hands with greek, kount yer fingers (Albania)
2. greek tu me [me dont understand, look like gibberish]
712. green...
1. Green as a gord
2. Green as grass
3. Green ied monster
4. green with envee=xtra enveeus (Shakespeer, Othello)
5. keep it green...bring munee
6. liv green dont meen spend munee
7. littel green men
713. grin...
1. grin & baer it (bare it)
2. grin as wide as a river
3. Grin like a cheshire kat=big grin (see alice in wunderland)
4. Grin like a mule chu briars
714. grind tu a halt
715. gro... (grow in krat speek)
1. gro like a weed
2. gro old is mandatory, gro up is opshun
3. gro old is mind over matter...if yu dont mind, it dont matter (Mark Twaen)
4. groeth is the proof av life (Jon H Numan, 1864)
5. we dont gro up, we oenlee lern how tu akt in publik (Brian White)
6. wot du yu wanna du wen yu gro up & get as big as me? diet.
7. wen yer green, yu gro. Wen yer ripe, yu rot (Rae Krok)
716. grub werk=dull, rueteen, teedeeus
717. grudj... (grudge in krat speek)
1. grudj is hevee burden
2. karry a grudj is like get stinged tu deth bi 1 bee (Will Walton)
718. grumbel is the polite wae tu fite (Edgar How, 1900)
719. gues... (goose in krat speek)
1. dont hav the sens God gave a goose (gues)
2. plukked gues dont lae gold aegs
3. wotz good for the gues is good for the gander
720. gung ho=2 enthuseeastik (from China)
721. gut...
1. gut reakshun
2. no guts, no glory. no braen, same story.
722. guvt... (guvernment in krat speek)
1. 1 reesun tu wed...yu kant blame evreethang on guvt
2. 90% av folks R onest & hard werking.
The other 2% get all the plublisitee, but we elekted em (Lily Tomlin)
3. a littel luk & a littel guvt R needed. But oenlee fools trust em (P J O'Rourk)
4. a littel rebelyun now & then is good medisen for a helthee guvt (Tom Jeffersun)
5. all guvt akts hert sumwon
6. all guvt is evil (H L Menken)
7. Amerikan guvt...demokrasee moderated bi korrupshun
Russyun guvt...totalism moderated bi assassins
8. any tipe av guvt will werk if the masses will
9. art av guvt...get 2/3 av folks tu pae the max tu the other third (Voltaer)
guvt
10. art av guvt=be onest (Tom Jeffersun)
11. be thankful we dont get all the guvt we pae for (Will Rogers)
b. be glad yu dont get the guvt yu pae for (Will Rogers)
12a best guvt=leest guvt (Tom Jeffersun)
b best guvt guvern leest
13 best guvt=no guvt (Oskar Wild, 1880)
14. bi defanishun, guvt dont hav no konshens (Albert Kamus)
15. danjerus tu be rite wen guvt is rong (Voltare)
16. Demokrasee is the baddest form av guvt...sept for all the others (W. Churchil)
17. dont steel. The guvt hate kompetishun
18. elefant...mous bilt tu guvt speks (Robert Heinlein or Shortee Long)
19. evree desent man is ashamed av his guvt (H L Menchen)
guvt
20. evree klas is not fit tu guvern (Lord Akton)
21. evreewon wanna eet at guvt tabel but nowon wanna du the dishes (Werner Fink)
22. folks dont start wars, guvts du (Ronald Raegan)
23. folks R hard tu guvern kauz em no tu much (Lao-the-tung)
24. for evree akshun theer iz equal & oppasit reakshun (A. Einstein)
25. for evree akshun theer iz an opposit guvt program
26. giv munee tu guvt is like giv whiskee & kar kees tu a teen boy (P J O'Rourk)
b. giv munee & power tu guvt is like giv whiskee...
27. guvt...if it muve, tax it. If it still muve, regulate it
if it dont muve, subsidize it (Ronald Raegen)
28. guvt...wise men speek, fools deside (Jorj Santayana)
29. guvt=amazing masheen that let 10 men du the werk av 1
guvt
30. guvt=bullees. If yu hav demokrasee & a free press, it temper it (R W Emersun)
31. guvt at it best is needed evil, at it baddest nontolerabel (Tom Pain)
32. guvt av man bi man is slaveree (Peer Proudhon)
33. guvt av the folks, bi the folks, for the folks (Abe Linkoln)
34. guvt big nuff tu giv yu wot yu want
is big nuf tu take it awae (Barry Goldwater)
35. guvt expand tu absorb all munee...& then sum (Tom Wikker)
36. guvt hide truth & hide it best in volyuems av werds (woodroe Wilsun)
37. guvt need kritiks. A free press is a good kritik (Tom Jeffersun)
38. guvt is a paradox. It deside tu never deside.
it rezolv tu be nonresolute.
it is adamant for drift.
it is solid fluid.
all powerful tu be impotent. (Winston Churchil)
39. guvt is a trubelsum servant & a feerful master (Jorj Washingtun)
guvt
40. guvt is based on feer (Jon Adams)
41. guvt is like a baby. Big appetite at 1 end
& no responsability at the other (Ronald Raegan)
42. guvt is like dope. Yu go dopy, feel gooder, R badder. (Martin H Fisher)
43. guvt is organized exploit: the implakabel foe av industrus man (H L Menchen)
44. guvt is...
ekon sistem with fyu figgers & many zeroes
nuther thang that kost more than its werth
oenlee org that alwaes run defisit but still make munee
perpetual noshun masheen
politikal masheen than need more pruning & less grafting
45. guvt is run bi liers (I F Stone)
46. guvt is the oenlee vessel that leek at the top (James Restun)
47. guvt is tu portant tu leev tu politikans [politishuns] (Chester Boles)
48. guvt man...his oenlee skil is tu stae in offis (H L Menken)
49. guvt plaeg...senile delinquent (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
guvt
50. guvt report on Kabbaej hav 26,941 werds
Gettysberg address 279
Lords praer 66
51. guvt solushun tua prob is as bad as the prob (Miltun Freedman)
52. guvt support mistakes. Truth kan stand bi self (Tom Jeffersun)
53. guvt take from 1 klas so it kan giv it tu a dif klas (Voltare)
54. guvt that hold yer hand as yu kross the street,
refuze tu let go wen yu get theer (Theodor Forstman)
55. guvt wich rob peter tu pae Paul kan
depend on the support av Paul (Jorj B Shaw)
56. guvt...wot seem is more portant than wot be.
more portant tu look like yuno than tuno. (Danyel Webster)
57a I dont rite jokes, me watch guvt & report it (Will Rogers)
b no trik tu rite jokes, the hole guvt duit for me (Will Rogers)
58. I make munee bi kritize guvt, then giv it bak tu em in taxes
so em kan stae in biz (Jorj B Shaw)
59. I wood put guvt in the hands av the first 400 names in the fone book
b4 I wood yuze the professers at Harvard (Will F Buklee)
guvt
60. if folks akted like the guvt, yu wood kall the kops (Kelvin Troop)
61. if guvt was effishent, it wood be a diktater & a disaster (Truman)
62. if man was angels, yu woodnt need guvt (James Madisun)
63. if yu R tu smart tu du politiks, yu R punished bi guvt av the dum (plato)
64. if yu refuze tu partisapate in guvt,
yu will be guverened bi infeereeers (Plato)
65. in rivers & guvts, litest fluff rise tu the top (Ben Franklin)
66. insted av wring yer hands, ring yer kongresman
67. it is yer dutee tu suport the guvt, but not in the stile
it is akkustomed tu (Tom Klifford)
68. its a shame fyucher jenerashuns kant be heer tu see wot guvt du with theer munee
69. its harder & harder tu support guvt in the stile it bekum akustomed tu
guvt
70. Jorj Washington throed out the Brits
tu get rid av fat, nonsensativ, overbeering guvt.
It was a nies tri NE-wae Jorj.
70. kongress...1 man speek for 1 hr & sae nuthang
evreewon theer ignore him
Then all fite (Boris Marshalov)
71. kongres in seshun is like baby with hammer (Will Rogers)
72. krime woodnt pae if the guvt ran it
73. less guvt the better (Ralf W Emerson)
74. let folks thank em rule & em will be ruled (Will Pen, 1693)
75. Marvel av histree...how folks submit tu the burden av guvt (Will E Bora)
76. NE-won hu is smart is not fit tu werk for the guvt (Ambrose Beers)
77. next tu anarchy, guvt is the baddest (Henree W Beecher, 1887)
78. no man is good nuff tu guvern other man without his konsent (Abe Linkoln)
79. no teeranee is as bad as offishus guvt klerks (Ed Abbee)
guvt
80. no trik tu be a humerist...the hole guvt werk for me (Will Rogers)
81. nuthang is asinine nuff tu prevent guvt
from adopt it as offishal polasee (Noland)
82. nuthang more permanent than temp guvt job (Jorj Allen)
83. problem with guvt is it skratch weer aent no itch
84. purpus av guvt is not tu prevent citizen faelyuers
purpus av citizen is tu prevent guvt faelyuer. (Robert Jaksun)
85. remember, wot guvt giv, it gotta take...in spades (Jon S Kolemon)
86. revolushun is a sudden chaenj in misguvern (Ambrose Beers)
87. sivil servant is like broke kannon:
it wont werk & yu kant fire it (Jorj Patton)
88. sovern=organized bandits (St Augustine)
89. strong take from week, rich from poor, guvt from all
guvt
90. talk is cheep, sept wen kongres duit (Kullen Hitower)
90. that lo-down skroundril dezerv tu be kiked bi a jakass & I'm the 1 tu duit
(man running for US kongres)
91. The 1 with the biggest gun rule
92. The foundashun av guvt is the will av the folks.
Free speech is its first duty (Tom Jeffersun)
93. The guvt is an ass (Charles Dikens)
94. The marvel av histree is the paeshens av folks
tu suffer theer guvt (Will H Bora)
95. The mistree av guvt is not tu get it tu werk, but how tu stop it (P J O'Rourk)
96. The most terrifiing werd..."im from the guvt" (Ronald Raegen)
97. The objekt av guvt is tu make the kommon man happee (Will Peveridj)
98. The purpos av guvt is tu take munee from
1 klass & giv it tu other klas (Voltare)
99. The spirit tu resist guvt is so portant, it must be kept alive (Tom Jeffersun)
guvt
100. The werk av guvt is tu kontrol 1000s av 5th rate men (Henree Adams)
101. Theer is no nonsens bad nuff tu stop guvt
from make it its kreed (Berstrand Russel)
102. this guvt kant last permanent half free & half slave (Linkoln, 1837)
103. treetees ("treatries" in krat) R like roses & yung girls.
Em last wile em last (Charles DeGaul)
104. tu feel good bout guvt is tu look at the brite side av katrastrofee.
Kloes yer ies & it is still theer. (P J O'Rourk)
105. tu rule, yu gotta pretent tu be a servant (Charles DeGaul)
106. Washington is a steering weel without engin (Richard Goodwin)
107. we all werk for the guvt, but politikan get paed tu duit
108. wen guvt get destruktiv, the folks hav the rite
tu chaenj it, destroy it, replaes it.
(Tom Jeffersun...Deklare Independens)
109. wen the folks R sheep, the guvt bekum wolfs (Bertrand Jourvenal)
110. wi hav guvt? kauz passhun dont listen tu reesun, but it respekt foers (Alexander Hamilton)
723. guvt, letters guvt sent out
1. yer food stamps will be stopped iffectiv Mar 1992
because we received notice that yu passed awae.
yu mae reapply if theer is a chaenj in yer circumstances.
724. guvt, funny letters tu guvt
1. I am forwarding mi marriej sertifikat & mi 3 kids, 1 was a mistake as yu kan see.
2. I am glad tu tell yu mi husband hu is missing, is ded.
3. I dont get sik pae. I hav 6 kids. Kan yu tell me wi?
b. kant get sik pae...
4. I forward marriej sertifikat & mi 6 kids.
I hav 7 but 1 died. baptised on 1/2 pees av paper.
5. I dont hav NE kids yet as mi husband is a bus driver & werk nite & dae.
6. I want mi munee fast. I ben in bed with a dokter 2 weeks. Dont du NE good
If thangs dont impruev, I'll hafta send for anuther dokter.
7. If I dont get mi husbands's munee pretty suen,
i'll hafta leed an immortal life.
8. In anser tu yer letter, I birthed a 10 pound boy. I hope this is satisfaktory.
9. mi baby was born 2 yeers ago. Wen du I get mi munee?
10. mi husband got laed off 2 weeks ago, & I havent had NE releef sins.
11. mi husband left me last month & I am in need av ass.
12. mrs Jones dont hav NE klothes for a yeer & is visited regular bi the klerjee.
13. per yer instructions, I gave birth tu twins in the enklosed envelope.
14. pleez find out if mi husband is ded.
The man I liv with kant du NEthang til we no.
15. pleez stop mi assistans sins I got a job begging in October
16. this is mi 8th kid. Wot R yu going tu du bout it?
17. yu brand mi kid illiterate. This is a dirty lie.
I married his father a week b4 him was born.
18. yu chaenjed mi littel boy tu a girl. Will this make a differens?
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