725. habit...
1. bad habit is like a good bed...eezee tu get in, hard tu get out.
2. bad habits gro gradual (Jon Driden, 1681)
3. behavyer sikolojee...pull habits outta rats (Douglas Bush)
4. chaens av habit is 2 week tu feel til 2 strong tu brake (Sam Jonsun)
5. character is a habit that last (Plutarch, 100ad)
b. character is old habit
6. dont make a habit av faelyuer (Will Book)
7. eech yeer, 1 bad habit rueted out. In time yu bekum nu man (Ben Franklin)
8. eezeeer tu du than tu chaenj (Eng's law)
9. eezeeer tu giv up good havit than bad (Somerset Maugham)
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10. eezeeer tu prevent bad habit than tu brake it (Ben Franklin)
11. fall off the wagon=yu tried tu stop bad habit, werk til yu "fall off the wagon"
12. first we make habits, then habits make us (Charles Nobel)
13. folks keep the bad habits av theer yueth, naeshun, aej,
.even tho em no it is rong (Condorset)
14. giv yer kids the habit av industree
its better than giv em a forchun (Richard Watelee)
15. good habits kum from resist temptashun
16. habit...we weev a thred a dae til we kant brake it (Horus Man)
17. habit...yu duit without thank. Thats wi its so kommon (Frank A Klark)
18. habit...yu kant fling it out the windo.
gotta koech it a step at a time(Mark Twaen)
19. habit bekum unbrakabel (St Augustine)
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20. habit bekum second nachuer (Marsel Proust)
21. habit is 2nd naecher (Mike DeMontain, 1580)
22. habit is good servant or bad master (Nathan Emmons)
23. habit is man's sole konfort (Goeth)
24. habit is stronger than reesun (Jorj Santayana, 1940)
25. habit is the foe av innovashun (Ross M Kanter)
26. habit konvert fun intu dull (Aldous HUxlee)
27. habit prezerv society (Will James)
28. habit rule the herd (William Wordswerth, 1822)
29. habit teech so we kan take the bad (Cicero, 50bc)
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30. habits bekum character (Ovid, 10ad)
31. habits express our character (Steev R Kovee)
32. habits R gooder than rules. Yu dont hafta watch em
& yu dont hafta keep em. (Frank Krane)
33. habits start as kobwebs, bekum kabels (Spaen)
34. happy is a habit...werk onit (Elbert Hubbard)
35. hu is strong? him hu konker bad habits (Ben Franklin)
36. if oenlee yu kood brake bad habits
as eezee as yu brake harts (Christofer Spranger)
37. kustum is powerful habit (Ovid, 10ad)
38. laws dont werk as good as habits (Adli Stevensun, 1960)
39. mad dogs & Englishmen (go out in the middae sun=kant chaenj habits)
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40. make good habits & em will make yu (Park Kuzins)
41. meezels is less kontaejus than bad habits (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
42. men R alike sept for theer habits (Konfuchus)
43. most in need av reform: habits av others (Mark Twaen, 1894)
44. motivashun get yu started, habit keep yu going (Jim Riun)
45. munee is habit forming (Don Marquis, 1900)
46. net werth=(good habits - bad habits) (Ben Franklin)
47. old habits die hard
48. old habits hav deep roots.
49. preest is a wite kollar werker
nun is a kreechuer av habit
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50. quality is a habit (Aristotel)
51. reelism=unkuver surprises habit hide (Jeen Kosto, 1950)
52. satisfied sleep in habit (Mike Unamuno, 1913)
53. stop smoking is eezee. I otta no. Me did it 1000 times (Mark Twain)
54. tell a lie & soon it is a habit (Tom Jeffersun, 1770)
55. The chaens av habit R tu week tu feel,
til em R tu strong tu brake (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
56. thots bekum akshun
akshun bekum habit
habit bekum character
character bekum destinee
57. thots leed tu purpus
purpus leed tu akt
akt leed tu habit
habit deside character
character set distiny (Trion Edwards)
58. tradishun=habits av R ansesters (Walter Lipman, 1960)
59. tu brake a habit, replaes it with a nu 1
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60. tu chaenj a habit, yu gotta koex it a step at a time (Mark Twain)
61. up b4 the sun=good habit. It make yu helthee & wise (Aristotel, 350bc)
62. wanna brake bad habit? drop it (Leo Aikman)
63. We form good habits but fall intu bad habits
64. we make our habits, then our habits make us (Jon Driden, 1660)
65. we R wot we du. X-sellens is a habit (Aristotel)
66. Wen a habit kost munee, its a hobby (Ju)
726. had me stumped
727. hae is for hoerses (Jon Swift, 1700)
728. hael from=kum from (from nautikal...hael=yell tu other ship)
729. haer... (hair in krateez)
1. baby dont hav haer
old men, hed just as bare
from kradel tu grave
haerkut & a shave (Sam G Hoffenstein)
2. dont tare out yer haer in greef, bard sorro the same (Cicero)
3. grae haer is a krown av glory. Objekt av respekt, never envee (Jorj Bankroft)
4. grate poets kum from times wen beerds gro (Robert Lind)
5. haer av the dog (that bited me last nite)
hevee drinker thank a drink will eez a hangover
6. haer is woman's richest ornament (Martin Luther)
7. how du yu avoid falling haer?
get outta the wae
8. men prefer blonds & wed brunets (Anita Loos)
9. oenlee god kook luv yu for yu & not yer haer (W B Yeets)
10. the site av blond haer nok em 3 rungs down the evolushun ladder
11. wen red-heds R abuv a sertin aej, em are Auburn (Mark Twaen)
730. haest... (haste in krateez)
1. deseet is in haest (Proverbs)
2. devil take a hand wen yu hurry (Turk)
3. dont kondem in haest (Top P Kempis, 1420)
4. fine qualitees...kuel, no haest, no heet (Ralf W Emersun)
5. god made time, man make haest (Irish)
6. haest beget errer
7. haest make waest
8. I am alwaes in haest but never hurry (Jon Weslee)
9. make haest slo (Ben Franklin)
10. men chase plesuer in haest & hurry past it (Soren Kierkegard)
b. most men chaes fun with such haest, em hurry past it
11. men luv in haest, hate at leezyuer (Byron)
12. modern life is sik with hurry (Matt Arnold)
13. naechur dont hurry (Lao Tzu)
14. naechur is a labyrinth. If yu haest, yu luze yer wae (Fransis Bakon)
15. speek in haest, bite yer tung (Turk)
16. sweet flowers R slo. Weeds make haest (Shakespeer)
17. the haest av a fool is the sloest thang in the werld (Tom Shadwell)
18. we drink the kup av life in eeger haest (Oskar Wild)
19. without haest, without rest (Jon Goeth)
20. yu kan muev heven & erth tu save 5 minuts,
then dont no wot tu du with it (C E Joad)
731. halcyon daes=happy time, peesful period (from Greek werd for kalm)
732. half...
1. good start=half dun (Aristotel)
2. half a loef is better than nun (Jon Haewood, 1500)
3. half in the bag (half drunk)
4. Half the fite
5. half the werld dont no how the other half liv (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
6. half truth is oft a hole lie (Ben Franklin)
7. him asked if the glass is half full or half emptee
I drank the water. No prob, no more. (Alex Jodoroswski)
8. is the glass half full, half emptee, or 2 big?
733. ham akter=over akt, poor akter
734. hammer...
1. hammer and tongs=werk hard (Blaksmith yuze tongs tu hold steel him pound on)
2. hammer brake glass but forj steel (Russya)
735. hand...
1. hand over fist=a lot, fast (make munee hand over fist)
2. handful av paeshens is gooder than a bushel av braens (Dutch)
3. handriting on the wall=riting on the wall=kleer sine or warning
4. hands off=keep awae, dont take it
from saeling daes wen saeler hu fite, punish=kut off his hand
5. wen yu get a good hand, wi du evreewon wanns plae chess?
736. Handy...
1. Handy as a flashlite with no batteries
2. Handy as pokkets on a shirt
737. hang...
1. evreewon is so bad, if all was publik,
we wood all be hanged 10 times (Mike Montaigne, 1595)
2. hang bi a thred
3. hang fire...gun didnt fire=misfire
(obsolete) wen lite a fuze, take longer than normal tu bern tu the powder
4. hang in theer...see hang on
5. hang lues (luse=loose in krateez)=kasyual
6. hang on=dont let go, keep triing, dont giv up (Shakespeer, Taming av the shru)
7. hang out=kasyuel get-tugether av a "gang" or freends
8. hang out tu dri
9. Hang tite
10. hang tugether or yu will hang separate (Ben Franklin)
b. we must all hang tugether or we shall all hang seperat
11. hangdog look=shamefaesed
12. if desire & oppurtunity kame tugether, we wood all hang (Mark Twaen)
738. hangover=wrath av grape
739. hanky-panky=mild sex flirting
740. hanlon razer...dont attribut it tu meenness if dum will xplaen it
741. happen...
1. if sumthang happen, run fast kauz em will blame yu
742. happy...
1. 1 joy kan dispel 100 greefs (Chineez)
2. 2 thangs tu aem for...1. get wot yu want
2. like wot yu get
very fyu du the sekond (Logan P Smith, 1931)
3. a happy persun like the seenree wen on a deetuer (James Jeens, 1910)
4. all happy famlees are the same; all unhappy wons are different
5. all saejes assert, luze welth=luze dirt
a happy man is without shirt (Jon Haewood, 1550)
6. alwaes tri tu make others happy, even if yu hafta leev em alone tu duit
7. as happy as a gofer in soft dirt
8. ask self if yu R happee...anser will alwaes be no (Jon S Mill)
9. best wae is tu avoid NE slak time wen yu mite thank bout if yer happy (Jorj B Shaw)
happy
10. best wae tu cheer up self is tri cheer up sumwon els (Mark Twaen)
10. dont ask wi. Eet yer ies kreem wile its on yer plate (Thorton Wilder)
10. dont eet-up happee without replaes it
dont wipe out welth without make more (Jorj B Shaw, 1898)
11. dont serch the werld, happee is inside yu (Horas, 2 ad)
12. dont weree, be happy
13. for many, happee=keep bizee=dont thank (Jon Burroes)
14. full av joy...preech without preechin (Moteher Teresa)
15. get wot yu dont hav...wont make yu happy
like wot yu get, will (Fred Keonig)
16. Happiness & dutee R tied tugether (Jorj Washingtun)
17. Happiness is like a butterfli
if yu chase it, yu kant katch it
if yu sit still, it land in yer lap (Nat Hawthorn)
18. Happiness is a warm puppy (Peenuts)
19. Happiness is not now, its sumthang yu remember later (Oskar Levant)
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20 happy=big ego, selfish, evil, or ignorant (Graham Green, 1960)
21. happy=butterfil...chaes it & it fli awae
stae quiet & it mae land on yu (Nathaneel Hawthorn, 1850)
22. happy=find the tipe av monotony yu like (V S Pritchet)
23. happy=good helth & poor memree (Al Schweitzer)
24. happy=how, not wot (Herman Hess, 1950)
25. happy=pees at home (Jon Goethe)
26. happy as a pig in slop
27. Happy as a ded pig in the sunshine
28. happy depend on self (Aristotel, 390 bc)
29. happy dont dekreez wen shared (Buda)
happy
30. happy hart is good medasin (Proverbs)
31. happy is a biprodukt (Elanor Roosevelt)
32. happy is a direkshun, not a plaes (Sidnee J Harris)
33. happy is a state av mind
34. happy is a wae tugo, not weer yu hed fer (Roy Goodman)
35. happy is better than king
36. happy is him hu du wot him like tudu (Jon Von Goeth, 1800)
37. happy is him hu lern from speereeens (Aesop, 600bc)
38. happy is independent av munee (Harold Haeden)
39. happy is inside yu (Demokritus, 400bc)
happy
40. happy is inside yu. Its not wot yu hav, its wot yu R (Henree Van Dike)
41. happy is not a destinaeshun, it is a wae (Burton Hills)
42 happy is not a state yu go tu, it is a wae tu go
43. happy is not thangs, it is inside us (Jon Wagner)
44. happy is wae staeshun tween 2-littel & 2-much (Channing Pollok)
45. happy kum from peesful werk (Tom Jefferson)
46. happy life is quiet (Berstrand Russel)
47. happy require sad for balans (Karl Jung)
48. happy sneek in thru door yu didnt no was open (Jon Barrymore)
49. happyest time for a man is tu chase munee & hope tu katch it (Josh Billings)
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50. huever sed yu kant bi happeenes, was a poor shopper
51. if yu didnt tri so hard tu be happy, yu kood hav a good time (Edith Warton)
52. if yu wanna be happy, be (Leo Tolstoy)
53. if yu wish yu was happeeer, yer not (Walter S Landor)
54. joy not shared dies yung (ann Sextun)
55. jump for joy is good xersize
56. konstuteshun giv yu the rite tu chaes happeenes
but yu gotta katch it yerself (Ben Franklin)
57. laff without kauz...yer happy or stark raving mad (Norm Papernik)
58. look for happee is a wild gues chaes (Nathaneel Hawthorn, 1850)
59. make up yer mind tu be happy (Robert L Stevensun)
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60. man is as miserabel as him thank him be (Seneka)
61. men R kontent as long as yu dont tuch theer oner or propertee (Nik machiavelli)
62. Mi krown is kontent. kings dont hav it (Shakespeer)
63. Most folks R as happy as em make up theer mind tu be (Abe Linkoln)
64. Most prefer shuer miserabel tu the risk av be happy (Robert Anthony)
65. never tu late tu hav a happee kidhood (Berk Breethed)
66. Nowon kare if yer miserabel, so get happy (Sintheea Nelms)
67. povertee & welth fael the happy test (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
68. reel happee is cheep; kounterfit happy kost a lot
69. sekret tu happy...
forgiv
forget
apologize
admit mistake
listen tu advise
keep yer temper
sholder the blame
make the best av it
thank first, akt after
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70. Sum kauz happy weer em go, others wen em go (Oskar Wild)
71. The best vitamin tu be happy=B1
72. The good end happy, the bad end unhappy...thats the point av fikshun (Oskar Wild)
73. The sekret av happeenes is not a sekret (Leo Buskaglia)
74. The serch for happeenes is the biggest soers av not-happee (Erik Hoffer, 1954)
75. tri tu make others happy, even if that meem, leev em alone
76. Tu be happy with a man, understand him a lot & luv him a littel
tu be happy with a woman, luv a lot
& dont tri tu understand her (Helen Roeland, 1900)
77. Tu be happy, keep bizee (Tom Jeffersun)
78. Tu be happy yu need sumthang tudu, sumthang tu luv,
sumthang tu hope for. (Alan Chalmers)
79. Tu be happy yu shood want wot yu hav
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80. yu dont hafta be rich & feemus tu be happy...oenlee gotta be rich (Alan Alda)
81. yu gotta hav sumthang tudu tu be happy (Ben Disraeli)
82. yu kan be happy even tho evreethang is not perfekt
83. yu sukseed if wot yu want is wot yu need (Vernon Howard, 1990)
743. hard...("difficult" in superkrat)
see also...eezee
1. 3 hard thangs...steel, diamond, no self (Ben Franklin)
2. du hard jobs first. eezee jobs take kare av self (Dale Karnagee)
3. hard...no the rite wae tu duit, watch sumwon duit rong,
& hold in yer harsh sarkastik komments (Theo H Wite)
4. hard (harsh) werds dont brake bones
5. hard and fast=no sepshuns
6. hard as a rok
7. hard boiled=tuff, rugged
8. Hard fite with a short stik
9. Hard for emptee sak tu stand uprite (Ben Franklin)
hard
10. hard roe tu hoe [misquoted as hard roed tu hoe]
11. hard start=good end (Jon Haewood, 1540)
12. hard tu be efishent & not obnoxchus (Kin Hubband, 1900)
13. hard-tu-du take a wile, nonpossabel a littel longer.
14. Hard tu hold as a greesed pig
15. Hard tu make a kumbak wen yu never ben theer
16. hard-tu-pleez mae end up with nuthang (Aesop, 600bc)
17. hard up=littel munee, lo inkum, no job, hi spend
18. hard we du at wons, nonpossabel take longer (Jorj Santayana)
19. hard werk overkum hard luk (Harry Gold)
hard
20. hard werk pae off in the fyucher. Lazee pae now.
21. not hard tu lift self up wons yu R abuv the ground (Dan B Luten)
22. the hard we du at wons, not possabel take longer.
744. hard times... [also "hard up"]
see also...bad times
1. duing hard time=slang for be in prisun
2. hard times bild character & make yu stronger (Rita Mero)
3. its not hard times kummin, its soft times goin (Groucho Marx)
4. mi kids idea av a had life is a hous with oenlee 1 fone (Foreman)
5. yu need hard times tu develop sie-keek mussels (Frank H Dune)
745. harder...
1. girl look at diamond..."nuthang harder than this iz theer?"
boy: make the paements is harder
2. harder than naels
3. harder tu liv with a saent than be 1
4. the harder I werk, the more I liv (Jorj B Shaw)
746. hardest...
1. hardest quesshun tu anser is wen the anser is obveeus (Jorj b Shaw)
2. hardest thang tu lern...wich bridj tu kross, wich tu bern (David Russel)
3. hardest tu hide...wotz not theer (Erik Hoffer, 1950)
4. hardest viktree is over self (Aristotel)
747. hart... (heart in krateez)
1. a hart that luv is alwaes yung (Greek)
2. fyu see with his ies & feel with his hart (A Einstein)
3. hard hart hav fawls tung (Ambrose Beers)
4. hart as big as all outdoors
5. hart av a lion
6. hart wont be praktakal til nonbrakabel (Wizard av Oz)
b. hart will not be praktakal til made nonbrakabel
7. [his] hart is as blak as his hat
8. the hart is the oenlee thang that werk wen broke (T E Kalem)
9. yu dont die av a broke hart, but yu wish yu did
748. hartbrake... (heartbreak in krateez)
1. 1+1=evreethang. 2-1=nuthang (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
2. 1 person missing, the werld seem empty (Lamartine)
3. as suen as forever is over, I'll be over yu (Toto)
4. god kan heel a broke hart, but yu gotta giv him the peeses
5. I hate the dae for the lite
see all thangs but not mi luv tu see (Ed Spenser)
6. how bad it hert tu luze sumwon yu never had
7. kant foers yu tu luv me
kant foers self tu stop luv yu
8. sad fli awae on the wings av time (Jeen dela Fontaen)
9. sad fli in the morn
outta the dark hart kum the lite (Jeen Giraudo)
10. skinned nees R eezeeer tu fix than broke harts
11. the hart is the oenlee broke instrument that go on (T E Kalem)
749. Harvest moon (big, lo full moon in fall...help farmer see)
750. hastee klimber hav sudden fall (Italy)
751. hatchet man=ruthless, brutal. sumwon tu implement harsh rule such as fire yu.
752. hate...
1. authority is alwaes hated (Euripides,420bc)
2. deep desire oft leed tu dedlee hate (Sokrates)
3. dont steel. The guvt hate kompetishun
4. feer less, hope more
eet less, chu more
hate less, luv more
5. first we feer it, then we hate it (Shakespeer)
6. folks praes virchu but hate it, run awae form it, it freez yu (Denis Diderat, 1750)
7. god hate bragging tungs (Sofokels)
8. hate is like bern down yer hous tu get rid av a rat (H E Fosdik)
9. hate yer kondishun will not impruev yer kondishun.
hate sumwon will not impruev that persun (Jorj Santayana)
hate
10. him hav all the virtues I hate & nun av the vises I admire (Churchil)
11. I am free av prejudis. Me hate all the same (W C Feelds)
12. I du benefits for all relijuns...I wood hate tu
blo the heerafter on a teknakality (Bob Hope)
13. I hate quotes. Tell me wot yu no (Ralf W Emersun)
14. I hate the rabbel & keep far awae (horaes, 10bc)
15. I hate werk (Aldous Huxlee, 1930)
16. I hated skuel so I kut klas & went lernin (Erik Jensen)
17. I told mi si-ki-a-trist evreewon hate me.
Him sed "yer nuts, evreewon havnt met yu yet". (Rodney Dangerfeeld)
18. let em hate as long as em feer (Accius)
19. man hate chaenj (Tom Karliel, 1820)
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20. Man kill wot him hate, less it get him first (James Thurber)
21. man like tu go alone for a walk, but hate tu stand alone in a pinyun (Jorj Santayana)
22. nacher hate a vakyuem. Wen the hed lak a braen, nacher fill it with konseet.
23. oenlee a fool hate wot him dont no nuthang bout
24. politiks=organized, united hate (Jon J Chapman, 1900)
25. rezent hert yu, not the objekt yu hate (Norman V Peel, 1950)
26. skold tu much & em will hate yu (French)
27. take kare theer is no just reesun for NE-won tu hate yu (Syrus)
28. The werld hate chaenj (Charles Kettering, 1930)
29. we serch for safe & hate it wen we get it (Jon Steinbek)
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30. we werk jobs we hate so we kan bi shit we dont need (Chuck Palaniuk)
31. wemen luv wot em bi & hate wot is in theer kloset (Mignon McLaughlin)
32. wot yu hate in others, fix it in self (Tom Sprat)
33. yu mae tern awae hate, but not envee
753. hav...
1. hav a bone tu pik with yu=disagree with yu
2. hav a charmed life (liv a charmed life)
3. hav a go (hav a go at it) [tri it, dont be shi]
4. hav a nies dae
5. hav fun wen yu kan, endure wen yu kant (Jon Goethe)
6. hav deep pokkets (lotta munee)
7. hav more than yu sho. Speek less than yuno (Shakespeer)
8. hav the keraej av yer konvikshuns
9. hav the werld bi the tael
10. hav yer werk kut out for yu=lotta werk tu du, hard chore tu du
754. he...
1. he aent got a leg tu stand on
2. he deel from the bottom av the dek
3. he got his neck rung twice and he's still a-floppin
4. he got pulled before he was ripe
5. he hav a aes in the hole
6. he hav a hollo leg
7. he hav a stomak made av kast iron
8. he hav deep pokkets
9. he hav an ax tu grind
he
10. he hav his tael over his bak
11. he hu get mad, get old
12. he hu hesitate is a fool (Mae West)
13. he hu hesitate is lost (original)
14. he hu kan du, him hu kant dont
15. he hu laff first kri hardest at the last
16. he hu wont werk dont getta eet
17. he is a dark hoers (littel chans he will win)
18. he is a pistol...small kaliber, big bore
19. he is a rake
he
20. he is a ring leeder
21. he is a ring taeled tooter
22. he is a strate shooter
23. he is a wise old owl
24. he is an odd duk
25. he is afraid av his shado
26. he is argumentativ & alwaes stik his nose in others biz
its kleer lawyer werk is for him
27. he is as dependable as a fox in a hen hous
28. he is as onest as the dae is long
29. he is as ruff as a cob
he
30. he is as stubborn as a lop-eared mule
31. he is going tu the dogs
32. he is grate nuff tu be his master (Joe Hall, 1600)
33. he is Hell on wheels
34. he is hen peked
35. he is over his hed
36. he is triing...VERY triing
37. he kant fite his wae outta paper bag
38. he kast a large shado
39. he kikked the bukket
he
40. he kooknt see the point av a nael
41. he look like deth warmed over
42. he lost his marbles
43. he ran a gauntlet
44. he rule with an iron hand
45. he stubbed his toe
46. he terned his life around.
Was depressed & miserabel, now be miserabel & depressed (Harry Kalas)
47. he thank it is gospel if him sae so
48. he will argue with a fens post
49. he wood make a perfekt stranjer
755. hed...
1. hed as hard as a rok
2. hed as thik as an anvil
3. hed harder than a brik
4. hed in a kloud=dreeming, wishing
5. hed in sand=foolish wae tu hide from danjer
6. hed on a platter=get revenj
Herodise got king Herod tu behed Jon the Baptist
& king delivered the hed on a platter (Mathhu)
7. hed over heels=in luv, sprized, upset
8. I seed better hed on a bottel av beer
b.I seed better hed on a mug av beer
9. wen I got mi hed tugether, mi body fell apart
756. hedline...
1. harmony dont make a hedline (Silas Bent)
2. nuzpaper had hedline...half on sittee kounsil is krooks
foersed tu retrakt, it chenjed it tu...half on sittee kounsil is not krooks
3. wi du yu never see hedline "sikeek win lotto" (Jae Leno)
757. heer...
1. heer heer
2. heer no evil, see no evil, speek no evil
3. heer (heed) reesun or her will make yu feel it (Ben Franklin)
4. heer that lip flop
5. heer tudae, gon tumorro
757. heet...
1. if yu kant stand the heet, stae outta the kitchen (Harry S Truman)
758. hell...
1. hell dont hav fury like a skorned krat (Milton Freedman, 1955)
2. hell dont hav fury like a skorned woman (Will Kongreev, 1697)
3. hell for lether=very fast
4. hell on weels =fast, rekless driver
759. hello...
1. it take 2 sekonds tu sae hello, a lifetime tu sae goodbi
760. help... (helping in krateez)
1. akt like wot yu du make a dif (Will James)
2. as far as littel kandel thro its beem
so shine a good deed in tired werld (Shakespeer)
3. best helping hand is the 1 at the end av yer arm (Fred Dehner)
4. dif tween helping hand & outstretched palm=small twist av rist (Laurens Leemer)
5. find a need & fill it (Ruth S Peel)
6. guvt will never replaes helping hand av naber (Herbert Humpree)
7. help is a fone kall awae
8. him hu help hav rite tu kritize (Abe Linkoln)
b. dont help? dont kritisize
9. yu kant help man bi du wot him kood & shood du for self (Abe Linkoln)
761. helth... (health in krateez)
1. a sound mind in a sound body (Juvenal)
2. Be kareful wen yu reed helth book. Yu mae die av a misprint (Mark Twain)
3. bitter dazeez teech yu how sweet is helth
4. dazeez kum fast, go slo (Chineez)
5. dont take yer body tu a dokter like it is a repaer shop (Questin Regenstein)
6. eet rite, xersize regular, die same wae (or die av nuthang)
7. fizikal ills R life taxes. Sum pae more, but all pae (Lord Chesterfeeld)
8. forget helth food, I need preservativs
9. fresh aer, poor Dokter (Dane)
helth
10. get more sun=see dokter less (Henree W Beecher)
11. good helth is abuv welth
12. good helth is the sloest wae tu die
b. is just a sloer wae tu die
13. good laff & long sleep=the best kyuer (Irish)
14. gratest welth=good helth (Virgil)
15. happee=good helth + bad memree (Albert Shweitzer)
16. helth & cheerful beget eech other (Joe Addisun)
17. helth & good spous=best welth (Ben Franklin)
18. helth nuts will feel dum wen em lae in hospital & die av nuthang (Red Fox)
19. helth is a blessing munee kant bi (Izak Walton)
helth
20. helth is better than welth
21. helth is like munee, dont no the value til its gon (josh Billings)
22. helth is the sloest rate yu kan die
23. helth is werth more than lernin (Tom Jeffersun)
24. helthee as a hoers
25. I drive wae tu fast tu weree bout cholestrol
26. if I noed i wood liv so long, I wooda took gooder kare av self (Leon Eldred)
27. if yu thank bout it, yer sik (Jon VonGoethe)
28. imajinary ill is badder than reel dazeez (Yiddish)
29. red meet is not bad for yu. Blue-green meet is (Tom Smothers)
helth
30. sik kum on hoersbak & leev on foot (Dutch)
31. so many werk so hard tu preserv helth, em dont liv (Josh Billings)
32. spend gold, bi helth (Tom Dekker, 1604)
33. stop werring bout yer helth. Sumdae it will go awae (Robert Orben)
34. we drink tu eech-others helth & thus ruin ours (Jerome Jerome)
35. wot make yu happy, make yu helthy (Jon Armstrong)
36. yu gotta get sik & tired av being sik & tired
762. helthly
1. dokter: du yu make vegees a regular part av yer diet?
wife: I yuze vege oil tu fri evreethang
762. hem & haw=make xkueses, avoid the subjekt, beet round bush
763. her...
1. her...a rag, a bone, a hank av haer
him...a brag, a graen, a tank av aer
2. her hav nuthang tu weer & hav 3 klosets full tu pruve it
3. her hu gossip tu yu also gossip bout yu (Edward Gibbon)
4. her klimbed the ladder av sukses, rong bi rong. (Mae West)
5. kant judj her bi her klothes...not nuff evidens
6. wen her got bak from vakaeshun, her tung was sun-berned
764. heredity...
1. heredity make the man (Henree Lueis)
2. hi birth isa akseedent (Peter Metastasio, 1750)
765. hero...evree hero bekum a bore (Ralf W Emersun)
766. herts more tu be mad than wot got yu mad
767. hesitate...
1. a leeder shood hesitate b4 send men tu war (Golda Mier)
2. better tu akt fast even if rong than tu hesitate (Karl vonKlauswitz)
3. dont hesitate tu ask a lo person (Konfusus)
4. him hu hesitate is a fool (Mae West)
5. him hu hesitate is last
6. him hu hesitate is lost (original)
7. him hu hesitate is miles from next exit
8. if a riter must rob his mother, him wont hesitate (Will Faukner)
9. on the plaens av hesitate, the bones av milyuns bleech
10. wot yu hesitate tu du, dont du (Kenko Yoshita)
768. hevee as a tub av lard
769. heven... (heaven in krateez)
******************* heven *********************
1. 7th heven=blis, estasee
2. Angels bring good nuz from heven
sing glad tide tu erth
a kid is born
tu krown us with heven (Martin Luther)
3. demokrasee is a dreem, just like heven (H L Menchen)
4. for evreethang theer is a seesun, a time for evreethang under heven (Ecclesiastes)
5. gotu heven for the klimat, hell for the kumpanee (Mark Twaen)
6. heven...the treshuer av everlasting life (Shakespeer)
7. heven...weer yu R no longer bothered bi gossip (Ambrose Beers)
8. heven=be with god (Konfushus)
9. heven and hell R werds tu skare fools (Richard Burton)
10. heven hav no rage like luv terned tu hate
or hell a fury like skorned woman (Will Kongreev, 1710)
11. heven is a sitee without a sementary
12. heven is erth without the drawbaks (David B Berg)
13. heven is home (C L Allen)
14. heven is Kristmas for adults (David B Berg)
15. heven is under our feet & over our hed (Henree D Thoro)
16. heven is up, hard & tiresum klimb (Jon Edwards, 1740)
17. heven wood be heven if luvers kan hav as much fun theer as heer (Geo Bokkakksio)
18. hevens tu Betsee
19. if yer hed is in heven, dont matter if feet R in grave (Mathu Henree)
20. if yu dont akt like a kid, yu wont gotu heven (Bibel)
21. leev this life is like gotu next room & kloes the door (David B Berg)
22. make erth yer heven (Ann Rand)
23. no humer in heven (Mark Twaen)
24. nowon interesting gotu heven (Fred Nietzshe)
25. St Peter at the perlee gates: "huz theer nokkin at the gate"
vois: "it is i"
St Peter "O no, not anuther teecher. Heven is overrun with teeches"
26. Sweer now, yu dont getta in heven (Mark Twaen)
27. the more we want heven, the less av erth we want (David B Berg)
28. tu different minds, same thang kan be heven or hell (Ralf W Emersun)
29. wen kanabal is bout tu starv, heven send plumb mishunaree (Oskar Wild)
30. wi du em shut me outta heven? (Emily Dikkensun)
31. yer mind make yer life heven or hell (Jon Milton)
770. hi...
1. hi & dri...stranded, outta yer element
from drag boet up on the beech so kan werk onit
2. hi & miteee
3. hi as a kite (drunk, or drugs)
4. hi as the ski
5. hi jinks=prank, praktakel joke
6. hier than a kite
7. hier than a jorjya pine
8. hi on the hog
9. hiest vanity=luv fame (Jorj Santayana)
771. hi tek is the same as majik
(it du straenj thangs, no-won no how, sept maby the majeeshun hu programed it)
772. Hibernate like a bare
773. hide...
1. hide & seek=kids game
2. hide a multitude av sins=kuver many thangs, inklude much
3. hide yer lite under a basket=hide talent
774. hikboniks...the offishal, krat-appruved term for south-slang
1. bare: alkohol drink, zampel=i'll hav a bare
2. bobwar: stae awae from the bobwar fens
3. farn: [offishal krat spelling is foreighntzpx]
4. fawr: fire
5. guvmint: long vershun av guvt
6. heidi: howdee, hello
7. hire yu...repli tu heidi
8. Jawju ...the state north av Florida & south av Karolina
9. ranch ...tool yu yuze tu tern nuts
10. retawrd...wen yu get old & dont werk NE-more
11. tawr ...round rubber thang yu put on kars
775. him...
1. him feel his oets
2. him got ants in his pants
3. him hav a charmed life
4. him hav all the virtues I hate & nun av the vises I admire (Churchil)
5. him hav bats in the belfree
6. him hav the tenshun span av a litening bolt (Robert Redford)
7. him hav the werld by the tail
8. him hu bild is better than wot him bild (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
9. him hu bite the hand that feed him end up tu lik the buet that kik him
him
10. him hu dont value a penee, dont dezerv a dollar
11. him hu follo the river will reech the see
12. him hu hav a wi tu liv for kan beer almost NE how (Fren Nietzshe, 1840)
13. him hu hesitate is lost
14. him hu hesitate is miles from next exit
15. him hu hold his tung is wise (Proverbs)
16. him hu laff last laff best (Aesop, 600bc)
17. him hu laff last is sloest thanker
18. him hu no leest, noit loudest
19. him hu no littel, tell all
him
20. him hu no nuthang, doubt nuthang (Italy)
21. him hu make a will is still av the same pinyun (Sam Butler, 1650)
22. him hu steel an aeg will steel a kow (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
23. him hu thank yu kant rerite histree hasnt rited his memwires yet (Torvan Galin)
24. him hu thro dirt luze ground
25. him hu tri for welth or power & fael will suen be a krook (Sam Jonsun, 1780)
26. him hu waet on forchun is never shuer av the next meel (Ben Franklin)
27. him hu wont take advise kant be helped (Ben Franklin)
28. him is a dae late and a dollar short
29. him is a pak rat
him
30. him is gonna hav tu beer the brunt
31. him is like an apple... rotten tu the core
32. him is tuff as naels
33. him is wiser than an old owl
34. him kompress the most werds intu the smallest idea av NE I no (Abe Linkoln)
35. him luv naecher dispite wot it did tu him (Forest Tuker)
36. him no nuthang & thank him no it all.
Its kleer politiks is for him (Jorj Benard Shaw)
37. him took misforchun like a man...blamed it on his wife (Henree Ford)
776. hind site is 20/20
777. hipokrit... (hypocrisy in krateez)
1. a good devine follo his rules (the rules him make) (Shakespeer)
2. all hu yuze holy water dont be saents (English)
3. dont judj, we are all sinners (Shakespeer, Henree 6)
4. eezeeer tu keep holidaes than kommandants (Ben Franklin)
5. evreewon fool self, but hate it if sumwon els fool em (Josh Billings)
6. evreewon hav the wisdum tu manaej the affaers av his naber (Ben Franklin)
7. God gave yu 1 faes, yu make anuther [yer 2-faesed] (Shakespeer)
8. histree is a list av how kreed & deed differ (Fisher)
9. if not for intellectual snobs, art wood die with its starving akters (Aldous Huxlee)
hipokrit
10. kids lak morals & fake-morals (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
11. look at self b4 yu kondem (Moliere)
12. man hu killed his parents...pleeded for mersee kauz him an orfan (Abe Linkoln)
13. many a mans reputashun wood not no his character
if em met on the street (Elbert Hubbard)
14. many beleev rong is rite if a nies person like me duit
15. moral indignaeshun=jelus with a haelo (HG Wells)
16. most in need av reform...other folks habits (Mark Twaen, 1894)
17. no sinner badder than 1 just terned saent (Charles Kolton)
18. oner=be wot yu pretend tu be (Sokrates)
19. raskals & fools irritate us
we wood luv the rest, but kant find NE (Mignon McLaughlin)
hipokrit
20. the devil luv ritechus reformers (James R Lowel)
21. the esens av nonmoral...make self a sepshun (Jane Adams)
22. the rong wae is...tri tu make others duit the rite wae (Mash)
23. true hipokrit is sinseer in his lies (Andrae Gide)
24. we all praktis virchu at a distans (Theodor M Hesberg)
25. we kall it sin in others, xpeerment for us (Ralf W Emersun, 1844)
26. wen man du wot shame self, him sae it is duty (Jorj B Shaw)
27. wen yu sae yu agree in prinsapal, it meen yu will never duit (Otto Bismark)
28. wot-yu-du speek so loud, I kant heer wot yu sae (Ralf W Emersun)
29. wotever yu kondem, yu dit it 2 (Jorj Groddek, 1950)
30. yer relijun is wot yu du after the sermon (H Jaksun Brown)
778. hippee...
1. hippee: wot will happen tu our unemploed cheks wen we overthro the guvt?
779. his...
1. his bark is badder than his bite (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
2. His beard is wite as sno
3. His belly shake like Jell-O
4. his elevater dont go all the wae tu the top
5. his hart is in the rite plaes
6. His hed is as thick as an anvil
7. His huff kame & he left init (left in a huff)
8. his lite's on, but nobody's home
9. His mind is a steel trap
780. histree... (history in krateez)
1. a paej av histree is werth a volyum av logik (Oliver W Holmes)
2. all men hav a histree (Shakespeer)
3a em hu forget histree R duemed tu repeet it
b. him hu ignore histree is doomed tu repeet it
c. if yu dont no histree, yu R duemed tu repeet it
4. even tho 1 event mae be true, the histree book is fawls (Tom B Macaulee)
5. evree aej glue its ie tu a keehole (Mary McKartee)
6. god kant chaenj the past, but histreeans du (Sam Butler, 1660)
7. histree...fawls akkount av nonportant stuff,
rited bi duns rulers & foolish soldyers (Ambrose Beers)
8. histree...tumultchuus konkerers bekum silent footnotes (Paul Eldridj)
9. histree=distilled rumor (Tom Karliel, 1870)
histree
10. histree=gossip from good riter (Elbert Hubbard)
11. histree=teech filosofee with zampels (Thucidides)
12. histree=wide raenj gossip (Ambrose Beers, 1870)
13. histree akkumulate (Jon Clive)
14. histree av werld=biografee av men (Tom Karliel, 1870)
15. histree dont look like histree wen yu liv thru it (Jon Gardner)
16. histree enlist in evree army (Allan Nevins)
17. histree is 1 damed thang aft another (Arnold Toynbee)
18. histree is a argument without end (Pieter geyl)
19. histree is a blood bath (Will James)
histree
20. histree is a book av sermons (Arthur C Doyle)
21. histree is a bridj kros mistree (Brues Katon)
22. histree is a kollekshun av epitafs (Elbert Hubbard)
23. histree is a list av krimes & misforchuns (Voltaer)
24. histree is a pak av lies. The names rong, the events never happened (Jorj Santayana)
25. histree is a pile av truth, half-truth,
semi-truth, fabels, miths, rumers (Filip D. Jordan)
26. histree is a raes tween lernin & katrastrofe (H G Wells)
27. histree is a sequens av horrors (Sebastien Chamfort)
28. histree is a tool politishuns yuze tu justifi theer plans (Ted Koppel)
29. histree is a werk av imajinaeshun (Jess West)
histree
30. histree is dirty politiks, kleened up (Richard Reevs)
31. histree is far tu kriminal & pathalogikal for kids (W H Auden)
32. histree is full av interesting folks (Dexter Perkins)
33. histree is gossip (Oskar Wild)
34. histree is hu we R & wi (David McCullou)
35. histree is past politiks. Politiks=present histree (Jon R Seelee)
36. histree is prejudised (Mark Twaen)
37. histree is the dotter av time (Lucien Febvre)
38. histree is the plaeground av the patriot (Jorj M Wrong)
39. histree is the propoganda av the vikters (Ernst Toller)
histree
40. histree make men wise (Fransis Bakon)
41. histree make yung man old with xpeereeans without hardship (Tom Fuller)
42. histree repeet
43. histree repeet, thats the problem (Klarens Darro, 1900)
44. histree sae men & naeshuns behave wise aft em exhaust evreethang els (Alba Eban)
45. histree tri tu order [organize] the past. kant (Jorj Santayana)
46. histree will be kind tu me kauz me intend tu rite it (Winston Churchil)
47. histree wood be teedeeus without the lies (Anatole Frans)
48. histreean...nonsuksesful riter (H L Mencken)
49. histreeans R gossips hu teez the ded (Voltaer)
histree
50. human nacher repeet, not histree (Jon Toland)
51. I dont no much bout histree & wont pae a nikel for all av it (Henree Ford)
52. if histreean rite true, reeders wood thank it is satire (Peer Baele)
53. if yu wanna understand tudae, look at yesterdae (Perl Buk)
54. Im gonna rite histree (Winston Churchil)
55. legend=old lie (H L Mencken)
56. maen thang is tu make histree, dont rite it (Otto Bismark, 1880)
57. memrees R tu frael tu hang histree on (Jon Stil)
58. more histree is made bi sekret handshake than war, law, & proklamashuns (Jon Barth)
59. most histree is a ges, the rest is prejudis (Will Durant)
histree
60. now is the sum av the past (Tom Karliel)
61. old histree=fabels old riters agree on (Voltaer)
62. the game was empire, the stakes thrones
the tabel dirt, the dies human bones (Jorj Gordon)
63. the kauz is more portant than wot happened (Markus Cicero, 50bc)
64. the winners rite the histree books (Alex Halee)
65. Yu get the histree yu dezerv (Charles DeGaul)
66. Yu kan quote histree tu support NE kauz, like devil quote skripcher (Lerned Hand)
781. hit...
1. hit & run=run awae
2. hit belo the belt=cheet, meen
3. Hit bi a ugly stik
4. hit the nael on the hed
5. hit the sak=gotu bed
6. hit the seeling=get mad or very mad (blo yer top)
782. hitch yer wagon tu a star (Ralf W Emersun, 18704
783. Ho-Ho-Ho and a bottle av Rum
784. hobby...
1. a hobby is werk yu woodnt du if yu got paed for it
2. Wen a habit kost munee, its a hobby (Ju)
785. hobo...
1. hobo: wood yu giv me a quarter for a sandwich?
man: dontno. Let me see the sandwich.
786. hobsons chois=no chois, all possabilitees R bad
yu kan hav NE hoers yu want as long as its the next in line.
787. hoers... (horse in krateez)
1. 1 hoers town (small, dekrepid=rundown)
2. 1 wae tu stop a run-awae hoers...bet on it
3. a hoers av a different koler
b. that is a hoers av a different koler
4. a man in pashun ride a mad hoers (Ben Franklin)
5. behold I see a pale hoers; his name is deth; hell follo behind.(Revalashuns)
6. best hoers dont alwaes win
7. charlee hoers=kramp
8. Dark hoers kanadate=dont hav a chans unless maen kontenders dedlok
9. dont beet a ded hoers (if its hopeless, giv up)
hoers
10. dont chaenj hoerses in mid streem
11. dont hav the sens god gave a hoers
12. dont judj a hoers by his saddle. (chineez)
13. dont put the kart b4 the hoers
14. good folks get cheeted. Good hoerses get rided (Chineez)
15. eet like a hoers
16. England is paradise for wemen, hell for hoerses.
Italy the opposit (Robert Burton, 1600)
17. from the hoerses mouth
b. strate from the hoerses mouth (Franses Iles, 1700)
18. get off yer hihoers (dont be so arrogant)
19. hae is for hoerses (Jon Swift, 1700)
hoers
20. he is a dark hoers (littel chans he will win)
21. helthee as a hoers
22. hoers & buggy daes (old fashuned, outta date)
23. hoers is danjerus at both ends & not kumfortabel in the middel (Ian Fleming)
24. Hoers is smart...it never go broke bi bet on a man (Will Rogers)
25. hoers sens is wot keep hoers from bet on man
26. hold yer hoerses (waet, be paeshent, slo down) also "hold it"
27. I dont like kars. At leest a hoers is human (J D Salinger)
28. I kan tell wich is the front end av a hoers, beyond that, its beyond me (Mark Twaen)
29. if the rider is nuts, the hoers bolt (Nik Adams)
hoers
30. if wishes was hoerses, beggars wood ride (James Haliwell)
31. if wishes was hoerses, we wood all ride (Doug Horton)
32. if yer in a saddel, the time is not waested (W Churchil)
33. if yu wanna ride, yu gotta no how tu fall (Mex)
34. kloes oenlee kount in hoersshues
35. raeshoers kan take 1000's for a ride at the same time
36. ride...art av how tu keep hoers tween yu & ground
37. rokking hoers muve a lot but dont go noweer (Al montapert)
38. sik kum on hoersbak & leev on foot (Dutch)
39. the hoers du the werk, the driver get the tip
hoers
40. tu put a jeenyus in skuel is tu put a raeshoers on a tredmill (Charles Kolton, 1820)
41. wen the hoers die, get off
42. yu gotta koech a hoers tu drink, but a pensil gotta be led (Stan Laurel)
43. yu kan hav NE hoers yu want as long as it is the won neerest the door.
44. yu kan leed a hoers tu pasture but yu kant make him eet
45. yu kan leed a hoers tu water but yu kant make it drink
46. yu look gooder on a hoers, badder in a kar
788. hoisted bi yer petard...yer plot or skeem bakfired & hert yu. (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
Shakespeer sed the engineer was hoisted bi his petard.
petard=krude bomb that oft went off erlee & hert the bomber.
apparentlee the engineer yuze hoist tu muve bomb kross mote
so him kan put it at base av kastel wall.
789. hokus-pokus=trik, gibberish
a "majishun" sae "hokup-pokus" tu impli it is majik werds
790. hold...
1. hold a kandel tu (him kant hold a kandel tu=werthless)
2. hold a torch
3. hold forth=long speech, sermon
4. hold the fort=take kare av thangs wile I'm awae
5. hold true freend with both hands (Nigeria)
6. hold yer hoerses (waet, be paeshent, dont rush, slo down) also "hold it"
791. hole...
1. "hole in the wall"=small plaes, such as a hide-out
2. wen yu find self in hole, stop digging
792. Hoely... (Holy in krateez)
1. Hoeleeer than yu=self-ritechus
2. Hoely grael=kup Krist yuzed at the last supper
yuzed tu meen a long, hard serch for sumthang thot tu be werth a lot
3. Hoely kow
4. Hoely Smoke
793. hollo leg (kan drink evreewon under the tabel)
794. hollywood...
1. is weer folks from Iowa mistake eech other for stars (Fred Allen)
2. pae yu 1000$ for a kiss & 5 sents for yer sole (Marilin Monroe)
795. home...
1. be it ever so humbel, theers no plaes like home
2. hands bild a hous, harts bild a home
3. him hu find pees at home is hapeeest (Jon von Goethe)
4. home...as yu gro up, yu wanna leev. As yu gro old, yu wanna go bak (Jon E Peers)
5. home...yu kan sae NE-thang yu want, kauz nowon listen NE-wae
6. home is pees (Kathleen Norris)
7. home is shelter from storms (Will J Bennet)
8. home is weer the hart is
9. home is weer yu hang yer hat
10. home stretch=almost dun, last step
11. home sweet home=home as a refuge
12. I wood rather be home than emperer av the werld (Jorj Washington)
13. if the chaer is not komfy, the hous dont hav sole (Mae Sarton)
14. landlord sed we kan hav NE koler we like as long as us suppli the krayons
15. wotz a home without a wife?
quiet
16. yer feet mae leev, but not yer hart (Oliver W. Holmes)
17. Yu kant go home, yu kant leev home, its ok. (Maya Angelou)
18. Yu kant retern home [home is a state av mind + yuneek memrees]
796. home kooking...
1. home kooking...weer man thank his wife be
797. honk...
1. honk if yu hav never seed a Yuzi fired outta kar windo
798. hook, line, & sinker...all, evreethang
swallo hook, line, & sinker=yu beleev the wild tale him sed
799. hope...
1. abandon all hope, yu hu enter heer (Dante, 1300)
2. all I am or hope tu be, I oe tu mother (Abe Linkoln)
3. amachuers hope, professhunals werk (Garsun Kanin)
4. av the bad times yu endure hope is the yuniversal kuer (Abe Kowlee, 1660)
5. better tu go in hope, even if yu dont get theer (Robert L Stevensun)
6. chuez hope, NE-thang is possibel (Chritofer Reevs)
7. Dont base yer life on 1 hope (Epictetus, 100ad)
8. Dont giv up yer dae job for hope
9. Dont spoil wot yu hav bi want more.
but remember wot yu hav now was wons a hope (Epikurus, 300bc)
hope
10. Faktree make kosmetiks, store sell hope (Charles Revson=Revlon founder)
11. feer less, hope more
12. him hu dont hope is lost (Jose Olmedo)
13. hope=medasin for dazeez, disaster, & sin (Wallas Ries, 1900)
14. hope=waking dreem (Aristotel, 350 bc)
15. hope=want it & thank yu kan get it. Despaer=no hope (Tom Hobbs)
16. hope & feer go tugether (Fransis Rochefukald, 1650)
17. hope bekon many a man tu his unduing (Euripides, 450 bc)
18. hope deseev man (Vaunenargu)
19. hope fli on fast wings
It tern kings intu gods, & lo-life intu kings (Shakespeer)
hope
20. hope for the best & prepare for the baddest (Tom Norton, 1600)
21. hope giv yu purpus & a wae (Norman Kuzins)
22. hope ignore logik (Norm Kuzins)
23. hope is a plesant konpanyun but not a trustwerthy freend (Tom Haliburton, 1850)
24. hope is a vael tu hide the naked truth (Afred Novel)
25. Hope is a waking dreem
26. hope is dope tu man & him kant be kyuered (Ogden Nash)
27. hope is evil kauz it torment man (Fred Nietzshe, 1878)
28. hope is good, but dont depend onit
29. hope is good brakefast but bad supper (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
hope
30. Hope is heering the melody av the future, Faith is tu dance it
31. Hope is like the sun which as we walk toward it, kast a shadow av our burdens behind us
32. hope is nachers wae tu hide the naked truth (Alfred Nobel, 1870)
33. hope is necessary in evree kondishun, it make life livabel (San Jonsun)
34. hope is not the same as optimistik (Vaclan Hamel)
35. hope is poor man's bred (Gary Herbert)
36. hope is the baddest evil kauz it prolong the torment av man (Fred Neetzshe)
37. hope is the cheef hapeeness in this werld (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
38. hope is the dokter for misery (Irish)
39. hope is the fenix that rise from ashes (Miguel De Servantes, 1600)
hope
40. hope is the last thang in man tu die; this is good(Fransis Rochfoukald)
41. hope is the oenlee medisin poor folk hav (Shakespeer)
42. hope is the oppasit av memree
43. hope is the poor mans bred (Thales, 600bc)
44. hope is the yuniversal lier hu never luze his reputashun (Robert Ingersol, 1850)
45. hope spring forever (eternal) (Alex Pope, 1700)
46. Human dignity is a dreem & a hope for most, never reel (James Thurber)
47. I hope dispite repeeted disapointed (Ovid, 40ad)
48. I hope for the end av war but despaer it will [ever] be abolished (Tom Jeffersun)
49. If not for hope, the hart wood brake (Tom fuller, 1650)
hope
50. lern from the past, deel with the now, hope for the fyucher (Justin Wilkins)
51. let hope inspire yu but not blind yu (Don Henlee)
52. let yer hopes shape yer fyucher (Bobert Shuller)
53. liv on hope, die av despare (Italy)
54. liv on hope, die hungree (Ben Franklin)
55. Luv kan hope wen reesun despaer
56. luze a vaen hope=gaen a lot (Italy)
57. most portant thangs R dun bi em hu dont giv up wen theer seem no hope (Dale Karnajee)
58. neer hope prompt akt, far hope is a dreem (Erik Hoffer)
59. never luze hope
hope
60. never take awae sumwons hope. It mae be all him hav (Jaksun Brown)
61. nuthang is as simpel as we hope (Jim Horning)
62. save us from the hope tree that dont bloom NE-more (Mark Twaen)
63. shoodnt spekt sumthang for nuthang, but we du & kall it hope (Ed How)
64. take awae hope & yu tern man intu beest (Quida)
65. tri tu liv on hope & yu will die hungree (Ben Franklin)
66. Waet & hope (Alex Dumas)
67. Waet & hope for a ded mans shue & yu go barefoot a long time
68. Waeer theer is hope theer is a wae
69. wen the werld sae "giv up", hope sae "tri 1 more time"
hope
70. Wile theers life, theers hope (Terens, 160 bc)(Sisero, 50 bc)
71. Wot we dont hope for kum tu pass more than wot we hope for (Titus Platus, 200bc)
72. Wot yu hope tu bring about, yu gotta hav in yer hart first (Eisenhower)
73. yer best hope is self.
74. yu gotta hav hope. Without it the werld dont hav meening.
75. yu need 3 thangs in this werld...luv, werk, hope.
800. horn
1. I koodnt fix yer brakes, so I made the horn louder
800. hospitabel...
1. hospital bed is like taxi with meter running (Groucho Marx)
2. make yer gest feel at home even if yu wish him was [at his home]
801. hot...
1. even tho kettel is up tu its nek in hot water, it stil sing
2. hot as the devil's oven
3. hotter than 2 rabbits fukkin in a sok
4. hotter than a firekraker, but never hotter than a pistol
5. hotter than a pistol
6. hotter than a pot av kollards
7. hotter than Hell
8. so hot I took off mi flesh & sat in mi bones (Sidnee Smith)
802. hotel...
1. be kind tu yer mother-in-law & put her in a hotel (Josh Billings)
2. dont drink in a hotel bar, thats weer I drink (Kaesee Stingel)
3. "du not disturb" sines shood be in the tung av hotel maeds (Tim Bedore)
4. ever notis how lifeless hotel rooms seem? (An Tiler)
5. hotel is grate for lekchuerers. Wen I'm in a bad mood, I kall
hotel werker, giv him a quarter, & brake chaer over his hed (Mark Twaen)
6. hotel is not like home, but better than hous gest (Will Fether)
7. hotel is refuse from home life (Jorj B Shaw)
8. I staed at a reel old hotel...em sent me a wake-up letter (Steev Rite)
9. I prefer bathroom tu stae in hotel room (Bill Wilder)
10. if I wake up with ded hooker in hotel room, I'll kall mat (Ben Afflek)
11. kolleejes R sumweer tween bankrupt biz & a hotel (Leon Botstein)
12. life is like 1 nite in sekond klas hotel (Malkolm Muggeridj)
b. our life in this werld is like 1 nite in 2nd klas hotel
13. like all Nu York hotel kasheers, her had red haer
& was disappointed with husband 1 (Al kap)
14. Los Angeles is a big bilt-up area around the Beverlee Hills hotel (Fran Lebowitz)
15. Mississippi start in the lobby av a Memfis hotel (Will Faukner)
16. mother dont want me in hotel, so I sleep in bag in the basement (Ben Afflek)
17. pres Bush sed him thank we shood make humans the old fashun wae...
liquered up in a hotel room (Jae Leno)
18. the oenlee entertaenment tu be found was in the hotel bar or lobby (Bo Bridjes)
19. this is an elegant hotel...room servis is unlisted (Henree Yungman)
20. we sat on hotel balkony & talked bout how tu blo up the werld...
thats wot siens fikshun riters du (Kevin J Anderson)
803. hous... (house in krateez)
1. a hous divided ginst self kant stand (Linkoln, 16 June 1858)
2. a man bild a fine hous. It is his master & life-job.
gotta furnish it, watch it, sho it, fix it...the rest av his daes (Ralf W Emersun)
3. bi the time yer 40, the kids R outta the hous & yu hav a life agin (Doris Roberts)
4. dinosaurs R in the with hous (Laura Dern)
5. hous divided will fall
6. I dont thank we will ever get this hous stratened out (Bess Truman)
7. if yer hous bern, tri tu put it out
8. is theer a dokter in the hous? (Wendy Leebman)
9. no need for houswerk...after 4 yeers, trash level stabilize
10. Oenlee need 2 tools...oil tu make thangs go & dukt tape tu stop em (G M Weilacher)
804. houswerk...
1. Him hu oen his hous is just kummed from the hardware store (Kin Hubbard)
2. I thot a yard was 3 ft. Til I moed the grass. (C E Kowman)
3. I'l vakyuem wen Seers make a riding vakyuem (Roseann Bar)
4. kleen hous with kids is like shuvel walk in middel av snostorm (Filis Diller, 1966)
5. mi favorit houshold chore is hit hed on bunkbed til I faent (Erma Bombek)
6. nacher adhor a vakyuem. Me 2. (Ann Gibbons)
7. no man will luv yu kauz yu waxed the floor (Joen Rivers)
8. no need tu kleen. Aft 4 yeers, the dirt dont get badder (Quentin Krisp, 1968)
9. perfekt summer dae...sun shine, breez blo, lawn moer broke (James Dent)
10. raenee daes R so gardeners kan du the hous werk
11. the rose boel is the oenlee boel me never kleened (Erma Bombek)
12. this is honeydu dae. Mi dae off & wife sae
"hunee du this","hunee du that". (Jim Lemon)
805. how...
1. How du yu chaenj a penny intu 2 sents? open yer mouth
[chaenj "a penny for yer thots" intu "yer 2-sents werth"]
2. How du yu dribbel a football?
3. How du yu get down off an elefant?
yu dont. Down kum from duks.
4. How du yu make antifreez? take awae her blanket.
5. How far tu the moon? 238,857 miles
6. How kum I alwaes get blamed for the thangs me du?
7. how lo kan yu go
805. how much...
1. How much av Red China is farmed? 10%
805. how long
1. How long did Iran hold 52 US diplomats hostage? 444 daes
2. How long is grate wall av China? 1500 miles
3. How long was the hundred-yeers war? 116 yeers
805. how many
1. How many died in the Taiping Rebel in China (1850-64)? 25 milyun
2. How many in USA was outta werk at the baddest av the grate depreshun?
12 milyun
3. How many ielands in the Filippines? 7,100
Indonesia? 13,500
4. How many immigrants intu USA tween sivil war & WW1? 20 milyun
1910-1920? 20 milyun
5. How many kolonees did Jermany keep after WW1? 0
6. How many liv in Rome in 1 ad? 1 milyun
7. How many roeds must a man go down b4 him admit him lost?
***** war ded ****
8. How many soldyers died in WW1? 10 milyun
WW2? 10 milyun
US soldyers die in WW1? 53,513
WW2? 292,131
9. How many suns did Mohammed hav? 0
had 6+ dotters (yu wood thank him wood keep trak av em)
10. How many times was Roosavelt lekted Pres? 4
11. How many tribes av Israel was skattered & lost? 10
12. Salem witch hunt...How many did Mass. guvt kill? 20
(19 hanged)
********
1. how now brown kow
2. How sharper than a serpent's tooth tu hav a thankless kid (Shakespeer)
3. how time fli wen yu hav fun
4. how tu start? Stop talkin, start duing (Walt Disnee)
5. how was old Grees organized? sitee states
806. hu... (who in krateez)
1. hu appointed Hitler king in 1933? Von Hindenberg
2. hu atakked the Alamo? Santa Anna
3. hu bied Mahattan from the Indians? Peter Minuit, 1626
4. hu bilded a Cherch at Kanterbury, England? St Augusteen
5. hu bilded a wall around Berlin? Rushya
6. hu bilded a wall kross England? Hadrian
7. hu bilded the Suez Kanal? Ferdinand de Lesseps
8. hu bilded the Taj Mahal? Shah Jehan
9. hu brot the most slaves tu the nu werld? England
hu
10. hu defeeted Napoleon at the "battel av the Nile"? Nelson
11. hu did Aaron Bur shoot & kill in duel in 1804? Alexander Hamilton
12. hu did Athens defeet at Marathon? Persha
13. hu did Brit parliament overthro? King Charles 1
14. hu did Brits bi Singapore from? sultan av Johore
15. hu did French pesants kill wen em revolt? King Luis 16
16. hu did Napoleon defeet at Austerlitz? Rushuns
17. hu did Napoleon defeet at Jena & Auerstadt? Prusshuns
18. hu did Napoleon make the king av Spaen? his brother Joe (Bonapart)
19. hu did Roosavelt defeet in 1932? Hoover
hu
20. hu divided Rome empire intu Eest & West? Konstanteen
21. hu du old tales sae founded Rome? Remus & Romulus (twins)
22. hu "fired the shot herd round the werld"? minutmen at Konkord, Mass
23. hu fite hu in the 7-yeer war? Frans, Austria, & Rushya ginst Prushya
24. hu fited battel av Britun in 1940? RAF ginst Luftwaffe
25. hu fited kommunists in China 1927-1949? Chiang Kai-shek
26. hu fited the "30-yeer war"? Kathleeks ginst the Protesters
27. hu fited the "100-yeer war"? England ginst Frans
28. hu fited the "Punik wars"? Rome ginst Karthagage (3 times)
29. hu fited the "war av the roses"? York ginst Lankaster
hu
30. hu found the soers av the Nile River? Jon Speek
31. hu founded Harvard kolleej? Jon Harvard
32. hu founded kolony on Roanoke Ieland 1588? Walter Rawlee
wot was oenlee evidens av the lost kolony werd "kroatoan" karved on tree
33. hu founded Quebek (French Kanada)? Sam de Champlaen
34. hu got killed in the
"Massaker av St Bartholomu's Dae"? French protesters (Huguenots)
35. hu got tu south pole first? Amundsen, Denmark, 1911
36. hu held the pass at Thermopylae ginst Pershuns? 300 Spartans
37. hu is it? his name is same as "traeter" Benedikt Arnold
38. hu is most faemus teecher from Italy? Mussolini
39. hu is powerful? 1. him hu kontrol his passhun (Ben Franklin)
hu
40. hu is rich? 1. him hu liv with his lot (Ben Franklin)
2. him hu is kontent. Huz zat? nowon (Ben Franklin)
40. hu is strong? him hu konker bad habits (Ben Franklin)
41. hu is wise? him hu lern from evreewon (Ben Franklin)
42. hu kan remember last yeers probs? (or wot yu wereeed bout then)
43. hu killed Abe Linkoln? Jon Wilks Booth
44. hu killed hu tu start WW1? Serb killed Franz Ferdinand av Austria
45. hu konkered China in the 1200's? Mongols
later? Manchu's
46. hu konkered the "noed werld" Alexander the grate
(Middel Eest + Grees)
47. hu kontrol the past, kontrol the fyucher
hu kontrol the present, kontrol the past (Jorj Orwel)
48. hu leeded Hungary revolt ginst Rushya? Imre Nagy
49. hu leeded slave revolt ginst Rome? Spartacus
hu
50. hu leeded The Normans that defeeted
king Harold av England (his kuzin) in 1066? Willian the konkerer
51. hu left the Federation av Malaysia in 1965? Singapore
52. hu liberated South Amerika from Spaen? Bolivar
53. hu no wot evil lurks in a mans {hart, hed, mind}
54. hu pounded on the tabel with his shu at the UN? Krushef
55. hu R yu gonna beleev? me or yer ies? (Grocho Marx)
56. hu raped Nanking? Japs
57. hu razed St Augustine, Flor in 1586? Fransis Drake
58. hu rebeled ginst England in India Sepoys
(nativ troops with Brit offisers)
59. hu sae "nuthang is nonpossabel"? Me ben duing it for yeers.
hu
60. hu sed "dont giv up the ship"? Jon Paul Jones
61. hu sed "giv me libertee or giv me deth"? Patrik Henree
62. hu sed "Histree is record av krimes,
follees, & misforchuns av mankind"? Ed Gibbon
63. hu sed "I hav not yet started tu fite"? Jon Paul Jones
64. hu sed "I kame, I seed, I konkered"? Juleeus Seesar
65. hu sed "I will not aksept if nominated,
and will not serv if elekted"? W. T. Sherman (1884)
66. hu sed "Let em eet kake"? Maree Antoinet
67. hu sed "war is hell"? Will T Sherman
68. hu seezed the Winter Palaes,
then overthro the guvt? Lenin (Bolsheviks)
69. hu sined the Magna Karta? (trik quesshun)
nowon...Richard the lion Harted was in middel eest on Krusade 3
Prins Jon "affixed his seel" insted av sine the paper
many thank Jon didnt no how tu rite
hu
70. hu sold Luisiana tu US in 1803? Napoleon
71. hu split Roman empire in 2? Konstantine
him muved tu Terkee & made Konstantinopel his kapital
71. hu started a kolony in Greenland bout 985? Erik the Red
72. hu started bilding modern Italy bi free
Sicily & Napels from forin rulers? Garibaldi
73. hu started Kuomitang party in China? Sun Yat-sen
hu took over later? Ching ki shek
74. hu told Yerrop bout China? Marko Polo
75. hu wanted tu marry Queen Elizabeth 1 &
wen her refuze, sent big fleet tu
attak England? King Filip 2 (Spaen)
76. hu was Alexander Graham Bell Pulaski? first fone pole
77. hu was Amerikan hu opened Japan in 1853? Perry
78. hu was Amerikan pres hu never wed? James Buchanan
79. hu was Amerikan pres hu warned ginst
treetees, publik debt, permanent army
& speshal interest grueps? 1. Jorj Washington
2. Eisenhower
hu
80. hu was Attila? leeder av the Huns
80. hu was Austria boss-man Hitler killed in 1934 Dolfus
81. hu was bloody Mary? England Queen Mary Tudor
82. hu was Boleslaus the Brave King av Poland
83. hu was born in Argintina, fite gerrilla
wars for Kuba, killed in Boliva in 1967? Che Guevara
84. hu was Brit jenral hu died taking Quebek? Wolf
French jenral died triing tu defend Quebek? Mountkalm
85. hu was Brit jenral
hu surrendered at Saratoga in 1777? Burgoyn
86. hu was Brit prime minister in 1938 hu
gave the werld tu Hitler (apeezment) Chamberlain
87. hu was Chineez sekret sosiety that rebeled
ginst foriners in 1900? Boxers
88. hu was boss av Naxi propoganda? Goebbels
89. hu was Brit Jenral killed At Karatoon bi
muslum terrerist? Gordon
hu
90. hu was brother av Austria ruler,
took over Mexiko for Frans? Maximilian
90. hu was Chek leeder wen Rushyuns invade in 1968? Dubkek
90. hu was Dane Rushya hired tu find Alaska? Bering
91. hu was dotter av Powhatan cheef in Virjinja? Pokahontas
92. hu was first?...Assyrians or the Hittites? Hittites
93. hu was first boss av India after Brits left? Nehru
94. hu was first Brit tu go round the werld Fransis Drake
"circumnavigate" in krat speek
95. hu was first English king from Hanover Jermanee? Jorj 1
96. hu was first Katholik tu run for US president? A. E. Smith, 1928
97. hu was first kid born av
English kolonists in Amerika? Virjinya Dare
98. hu was first king av the Hebrues? Saul
99. hu was first man tu sael round the werld? ("circumnavigate" in krat speek)
trik quesshun...Magellan didnt make it: killed fiting in Cebu, Filippines
His sekond made it bak tu Spaen (1 ship outta 5) after 3 yeers.
hu
100. hu was first prime minister av Israel Ben-Gurion
100. hu was first Republican kanidate for pres? Jon C Freemont
101. hu was first Republican president? Abe Linkoln
102. hu was first Roman tu put his faes on a koin? Juleeus Seesar
103. hu was first tu the north pole? Perry, 1909 (him fli)
south pole? Amundsen, Denmark, 1911
104. hu was Frank leeder hu stopped Arabs in 732? Charles Martel
105. hu was Gengis Kan? Mongol leeder
106. hu was it? Voltaer got tired av "korrekt"
his French grammer? Frederik the Grate (Prushya)
107. hu was Grants Sek av state? Hamilton Fish
108. hu was hed av French Vichy guvt? Petain
109. hu was Jorj Washington's Sek av state? Tom Jefferson
sekratary av treasury? Alexander Hamilton
sekratary av war? [no such offis]
hu
110. hu was killed in the Boston Massaker? Kripus Attuks
111. hu was king av Denmark hu bekame
King av England in 1017? Knut 2
112. hu was krowned Holy Roman Emperer on 25 Des 800? Sharlemane
113. hu was last Brit king tu leed troops on Warfeeld? Jorj 2, 1743, Dettingen, Jermanee
114. hu was last Brit ruler av India? Luis Mountbatten
115. hu was last king av Ethiopia? Haile Selassee
116. hu was leeder in Amerikan
& French Revolushuns? Marquee de Lafayet
117. hu was leeder in Jamestown in 1607? Jon Smith
118. hu was Linkoln's running mate in 1860? Hanibal Hamlin
119. hu was mad monk av Rushya? Rasputin
hu
120. hu was Maree Antoinet's mother? Maree Theresa av Austria
121. hu was Mexikan (Aztek) Kortes defeeted? Montezuma
122. hu was Napoleon 1's wife 1? Josafeen Boharnais (Austria)
2? Maree Lueez (Austria)
last mistress? Josafeen
123. hu was Napoleon 3's wife? Yugeenee
124. hu was nazi ambassader
tu England wen WW2 started? Ribbentrop
125. hu was next Roman ruler aft Julius Seesar? Octavian, chaenjed it tu Augustus
126. hu was Norwae's boss man in WW2? Quisling
127. hu was pilot av U2 spi plaen
shot down over Rushya in 1960? Gary Powers
128. hu was Prins Henree the Navigater? King av Portugal
129. hu was ruler av China wen Marko Polo got theer? Kubli Kam
hu
130. hu was shoshone indian woman
hu gided Luis & Klark thru the west? Sakagawea
131. hu was sorry the prodigal son reterned home? The fatted kalf.
132. hu was the darling av queen Elizabeth 1 til
him romansed her maed? Walter Rawlee
133. hu was the desert fox in WW2? Erwin Rommel
134. hu was the father av Alexander the Grate? Filip av Masedon
135. hu was the "first Lady" for Jefferson? Dolly Madison
(jefferson's wife died b4 him bekame pres)
136. hu was the indian faemus for passiv resist
Englan rule av India Mahatan Ganddee
137. hu was Viking leeder
hu went tu Kanada around 1000 ad? Leif Erikson
138. hu was wife av Argentina diktater
& bekame popular ikon Eva Peron
139. hu went tu Paris tu talk terkee with England
tu end the Revolushunary war? Ben Franklin & Jon Adams
hu
140. hu won the Franko-Prusshun war? Prushya
141. hu yunified Jermany with "blood & iron"? Bismark
807. hue &kri=alarm, protest, disturb, riot
original=raes alarm wen yu see a krime so all neerbi kum running
808. hug...
1. hug...1 size fit all
2. hug...we aksept reterns
3. hug chaenj yer metabolism (Leo Buscaglia)
4. hug is a laff with stronger grip (Terri Guilemets)
5. hug is like a buemerang...yu get it bak rite awae (Bil Keen)
6. munee dont hug bak
7. we need R arms for hugging
8. yu kant giv awae a hug, it alwaes hug bak
809. human...
1. human=injeenyus assemblee av portabel plumbing (Christofer Morlee)
2. humans kling tu delishus tyranees & exquisit nonsens til deth (Sidnee Smith)
3. humans R half animal, half robot (half wild, half automaton)
4. humans R not born good
5. if humans was logikal, yu woodnt need puters
6. Kirk: evreewon is human
Spok: thats an insult
7. modern man is the missing link tween apes & human
8. tu many peepl, tu fyu humans (Robert Zend)
810. human rites...
1. evreewon hav the rite tu gotu hell his wae (Robert Frost)
2. giv tu others the rites yu klaem for self (Robert Ingersol)
3. I beleev all R equal, sept reporters & pik takers (Gandhi)
4. no man is abuv the law, & nun bel (Theodor Roosevelt)
811. humbel... (humble in krateez)
1. be it ever so humbel, theers no plaes like home
2. dont be so humbel, yer not that grate (Golda Meir)
3. humbel pie (originally umbel pie)=loe grade food
the master ate good food, the servants ate poor food
"eet humbel pie"=tu be humbel, or take bak sumthang yu sed
812. humer... (humor in krat)
1. humer soften the bloes av life. Laff & yu servive. (Bill Krosby)
2. no humer in heven (Mark Twaen)
3. no trik tu be a humerist; I hav the hole guvernment werk for me (Will Rogers)
813. humility...
1. 2 kinds av egotists...em hu admit it, the rest av us (Laurens J Peter)
2. blush is the koler av virchu (Diogenes)
3. dont glote, keep goin, find sumthang gooder tu du (David Pakkard)
4. egotism dull the paen av the dum (Frank Leehy, 1955)
5. he was like the kok hu thot the sun kame up tu heer him kro (Jorj Eliot, 1857)
6. humility=thank av self less, not thank less av self
7. I got old b4 me kood sae "me dont no" (Somerset Maugham)
8. if I had a littel humility, me wood be perfekt (Ted Terner)
9. if yu thank others kant liv without yu, yer deluded
humility
10. kant tell if jeenyus is heritataree, me dont hav kids (James Wisteler)
11. modest ability, modest is onest
with talent, it is hypokrit (Arthur Shopenhower)
12. more impressive wen others lern yer good qualities without yer help
13. most thank em R littel gods (Oliver W Holms)
14. swallo yer pride, its non-fatening
15. true merit is like a river, the deeper it is, the less nois (Ed F Halifax)
16. we R all worms, but I am a gloworm (W Churchil)
17. wen siens diskuver the senter av the yunivers,
many will be disapointed it is not em (Bernard Baelee)
18. wen sumwon sing his praeses, him alwaes tu loud (Mary Waldrip)
19. wen we R rong, make us willing tu chaenj
wen we R rite, make us eezee tu liv with (Peter Marshal)
humility
20. wen yu take kredit for the raen,
dont be sprized wen others blame yu for the drout (Dwite Morro)
21. wot kill the skunk...the plublisitee it get (Abe Linkoln)
814. humor...
1. humor=tragedy on its hed in torn pants (Irvin S Kob)
2. humor is a kommon sens, dansing (Will James)
3. humor is a rubber sord. Yu make a point without bloodshed (Mary Hirsh)
4. humor is reesun gon mad (Groucho Marx)
5. humor mae be danjerus tu sikness (Ellie Katz)
6. humor tu konsole him for wot him be (Fransis Bakon)
7. komadee is a funny wae tu be seereeus (Peter Ustinov)
8. wen humor krop up, irratashun & resentment slip awae (Mark Twaen)
815. hung...
1. hung, drawed, & quartered=burcheerd the katch
2. Hung up, but not stressed out
816. hunger, hungree... (hungry in krat)
1. food is god tu hungree man (Gandhi)
2. hunger...1 av the fyu kravings weer yu kant substitute anuther (Irving VanGrove)
3. hunger drive the wolf outta the woods (Frans)
4. hunger is the best saws (proverbs)
5. like a sinjed kat...taest gooder than it look
6. so hungree I kood eeta hoers & chase the rider
7. the skueled klass is afraed av hunger (Will James)
817. hunkee dory=fine, grate
818 Hunters moon
819 hurry...
1. hurried man is not sivilized (Will Durant)
2. naechuer dont hurry (Lao Tzu)
3. no hurry, we'll get theer sumdae (A A Milne)
4. wen yu hurry, yu sho the job is 2 big for yu (Lord Chesterfeeld)
820. husband...
1. a fyu werds bout mi husband...short & cheep (Fillis Diller, 1940)
2. a woman kan see thru her husband without look at him.
the man look thru wife & dont see her (Helen Rowland, 1940)
3. A woman's werk is never dun
take even longer for the stuff her tell husband tu du
4. Amerikan wemen spekt husband tu be as perfekt as
brit wemen hope tu find in a butler (W Somerset Maughan, 1900)
5. Best maeraej if wife is blind & husband def (Oner deBalzak)
6. dont stae long wen the husband is home (Jap)
7. dont trust husband tu far or bacheler tu neer (Helen Roeland, 1910)
8. dress that zip up the bak, bring husband & wife tugether (James Boren)
9. giv husband an inch & him thank him a ruler
husband
10. good husband is helthee & absent (Jap)
11. home kooking...weer many a man thank his wife iz
12. husband av byuteeful woman is a kriminal (Oskar Wild)
13. husband hav speech impediment...the wife alwaes interrupt
14. husband is like most jobs...help if yu like the boss
15. husband oenlee werree bout 1 other man.
woman werree bout all other wemen (Minoh McLaughlin)
16. husband spekt wot wife dont no wont hert him (Leo J Burk)
17. I forgiv mi husband for not being Paul Numan (Erma L Bombek)
18. it help if husband like the boss
19. Judj: yu want a deevors kauz yer husband is kareless bout his appearans?
wife: he hasnt kum home in 4 yeers
husband
20. [Lady Nansee Aster tu Winston Churchil]
NA:If yu was mi husband, I wood put poisen in yer koffee
WC:If I was, I wood drink it
21. mi husband & me like the same thangs, but it took him 20 yrs tu lern it
22. mi husband was named man-av-the yeer
that sho yu the kind av yeer its ben
23. perfekt wife help husband with the dishes
24. retired husband is wife's full-time job (Ella Harris)
25. the roed tu sukses is full av wemen pushing husbands (Tom Dewar)
26. wot du yer husband wanna be wen him gro up?
27. yu rat. B4 we married yu sed yu was well off
I was & never realized how good it was.
821. hydra-hedded=more problems keep popping up the more we werk onit
from Greek mithology bout a 7-hedded monster
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