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label...silly warning label
1134. laber... (labor in krat speek)
1. all av value is gaejed bi the laber tu make it (Sam Smiles, 1900)
2. all welth kum from laber (Adam Smith, 1770)
3. better tu weer out than rust out (Richard Kumberland)
4. bizee mind is happy (Tom Jeffersun)
5. dont take bred outta the mouth av laber (Tom Jeffersun, 1770)
6. excellance take a life av laber (Sam Jonsun, 1757)
7. folks luv tu chop wood kauz yu see results (A Einstein)
8. God sell all thangs. The pries is laber (Leonardo da Vinsi)
9. Him hu hav a trade hav an estate (Ben Franklin)
10. if yu want tu kill time, werk it tu deth (Sam Levonson)
11. laber av luv (luv yer werk)
12. laber dont disgraes man, but many a man disgraes laber (U S Grant)
13. laber is mans funkshun. Wotever yu want yu gotta werk for (Orvil Dewee)
14. laber kum b4 kapital. Kapital is the fruit av laber (Abe Linkoln)
15. laber kum first. Yu plant b4 yu harvest. Yu soe teers b4 yu reep joy (Ralf Ransom)
16. let the werkers organize (Jon L Luis)
17. temperat & laber R the 2 kyuers (Jeen Rousso)
18. thanking is werk. Theer is seeabel laber & nonseeabel (Vikter Hugo)
19. welth kum from laber (Jon Lok, 1670)
20. wen all is dun, the dae tern sad (Tony Porchia, 1943)
21. yu gotta laber tu prosper (Sofokles)
1135. lady...
1. a lady dont sho her underware (Lillian Dae)
2. faent hart never won faer lady (Mike deServantes)
3. good lookin lady is akseedent. good lookin old lady is a werk av art (Luis Nizer)
4. I asked the waeter if the milk is fresh. He sed...lady
3 ours ago it was grass (Filis Diller)
5. I wish I kood drink like a lady, 1 or 2 at most
3 & i'm under the tabel, 4 I'm under the host (Dorthy Parker)
6. if yu dont look at faer lady, yu hert her (Tom Fuller)
7. if yu hafta tell em yu R lady, yu aent (Margaret Thatcher)
8. I'm not a model lady. A model is imitashun (Mae West)
9. it take jenerashuns tu make a gentelman. 1 serkumstan make a lady.
lady
10. Lady, dont teech yer lip tu skorn. It was made tu kiss, not kontempt (Shakespeer)
11. Lady oenlee sho underweer on purpus (Lillian Dae)
12. Lady's imajinashun jump from admire tu matramony in a sek (Jane Austen)
13. many a lady no how strong the luv oenlee after the parents rejekt him
14. me thank the lady protest 2 much (Shakespeer)
15. mi deer yung lady, theer is truth in wot yu sae,
& yu R pretty wen yu sae it, wich is more portant (Oskar Wild)
16. the more yu akt like a lady, the more him akt like a gentelman (Sidnee B Barros)
17. treet a lady like a dame & a dame like a lady (Frank Sinatra)
18. wen a maen wed a lord, her bekum lady (Latin)
19. wen a man komplaen lady dont hav hart, her hav his (Jorj D Prentis)
lady
20. weep no more, lady. Weep no more (Tom Persee)
21. woman shood no how tu...look like a girl, akt like a lady,
thank like a man, & werk like a dog.
22. wot mi deer lady, R yu still alive (Shakespeer)
1136. lae... (lay in krat speek, lie in super-krat, lye in super-super krat)
1. lae down with dogs, get up with flees (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
2. lae loe (Shakespeer)=hide, keep outta site, avoid trubel
3. let sleeping dogs lae
4. suksesful man lae the foundashun first (David Brinklee)
5. we lae on our baks & look at the stars (Mark Twaen)
1137. laissez-faire=French for "leev me alone" or "guvt keep out"
1138. laff... ("laughter" in superkrat)
1. 1 laff is werth 100 groens
2. 7 daes without laff make 1 week
3. a giggel a dae keep the glums awae
4. best wepon av human raes=laff (Mark Twaen)
5. dad thot laff is the best medasin, so him died av tuberkulosis
6. dae is lost if yu dont laff (French)
7. dae without laff is waested (E E Kummings)
8. dogs laff with theer tael (Max Eestman)
9. him hu laff, lasts (Mary P. Pool)
laff
10. him hu laff last, laff best (original)
11. him hu laff last dont get the joke (dont understand the joke)
12. him hu laff last, thank sloest
13. him hu laff longest, laff last (Jon Mansfeeld, 1912)
14. I prefer laff tu kri, kauz less kleenup aft (Kurt Vonnegut)
15. If I didnt laff, I wood die (Abe Linkoln)
16. If yer going tu look bak & laff at sumthang, laff now (Maree Osmond)
17. If yu dont laff, yu go mad (Jim Buffet)
18. If yu kan laff tugether, yu kan werk tugether (Robert Orben)
19. If yu laff, yu kant be all bad (Tom Karliel)
laff
20. kum make me laff & kri, & make me feel alive (Joe L Adams)
21. laff alone and the werld thank yer a idiot (moron in nonkrat)
22. laff & the werld laff with yu, kri & yu drown in yer flood
23. laff & the werld laff with yu, kri & yu kri alone (Horaes, 50bc)
24. laff & the werld laff with yu, kri & yu kri with yer girlfreends
25. laff & yu liv longer (James J Wash)
26. laff=dri-kleen, kri=wet wash (Puzant Kevork)
27. laff=krank preventer (Henri Bergson)
28. laff=mans best defens (Mark Twain)
29. laff=smile that burst
laff
30. laff at freend. If freend get sore
thats better, laff sum more (Henree W Beecher)
31. laff at self b4 sumwon els duit (Elsa Maxwell)
32. laff at yer mistakes & yu will liv longer
laff at others mistake & yu mae die suener (Kullen Hitower)
33. laff is a loud smile
34. laff is cheep medasin (Lord Bryon)
35. laff is inside jogger (Norman Kuzzens)
36. laff is instant vakaeshun (Milton Berl)
37. laff is the best medisent (Reeders Digest)
b. laffcher is the best medasin
38. laff is the most sivilized muzik in the werld (Peter Ustinov)
39. laff is the musik av the sole
laff
40. laff is the shortest distans tween 2 folks (Vikter Borg)
41. laff it off (Aurther Marshal)
42. laff mae be good medisent, but sumtimes heimlich maneuver is gooder (Chuck Smith)
43. laff oft & much (Ralf W Emersun)
44. laff tell wot a smile kant (Karree Postma)
45. laff tern awae rath
46. laff wen yu kan. Its cheep medasun (Lord Byron)
47. laffing kid lite the hous
48. laffing stok...funny kows
b. kows with a sens av humor
49. liv, luv, laff, be happy
laff
50. man is different from other kreechers, him laff (Joe Addison, 26 Sep 1712)
51. nowon kan stand ginst a laff (Mark Twaen)
52. the more yu find out bout the werld, the more yu laff at it (Bill Nye)
53. we kan laff at most thangs, but not the dentist (Joe Heller)
54. wen yu laff, yu dont kill (Alan Alda)
55. yu gotta laff at trubel, els nuthang tu laff at wen yu R old (Ed W How, 1900)
56. yu kant get mad at sumwon hu make yu laff (Jae Leno)
1139. Lamb tu the slotter (leed the lamb tu slotter)
1140. Lame duk=kongressman not reelekted til nu members kum.
At first, first kongress start next march after November lekshun
Thus, defeeted kongress men hav 4 months tu kauz mischef
1141. Land...
1. Land av hope and glory
2. Land av milk and hunee
1142. large...
1. large print giv, small print take awae (Tom Waets)
also kalled the dredded star...
a tiny "*" impli it hav sum print sumweer 2 small for NEwon tu reed
2. large ships kan vencher more, but littel boets shood stae neer shore (Ben Franklin)
1143. Last...
1. all ours wuend yu, last 1 kill yu (Latin)
2. du evreethang like this is yer last dae (Mark Aurelius, 150 ad)
3. Last but not leest
4. Last ditch=last desperat tri=last hope
5. Last laff =yu won at sumwon elses expens
6. Last minut see the most werk
7. Last straw=the straw that broke the Kamel's bak (Charles Dikkens, 1848)
8. liv evreedae like it is yer last dae av vakashun
9. sum daes last longer (Churchil)
10. sumtimes memrees last a lifetime
11. the LAST thang i'll du is drop ded
1144. late... (Tardiness in krat speek)
1. 3 is 2 erlee or 2 late for NE-thang I wanna du (Jeen Paul Sartre)
2. a littel late is much 2 late (Jerman)
3. all thangs kum tu him hu waet...but oft wae 2 late
4. better late than never
5. better tu lern late than never (Syrus)
6. big dif tween late & 2 late
7. evreethang kum 2 late for him hu waet (Elbert Hubbard)
8. get up erlee & yu du more than late risers (Rig Veda)
9. he was alwaes late on prinsapal (Oskar Wild)
late
10. how did it get so late so suen? (Dr Sues)
11. if yer gonna du sumthang tu be sorry for tumorro, sleep late (Henree Yungman)
12. if yu take time tu study all variabels, it'll be 2 late
13. it get late erlee out theer (Yogi Berra)
14. its never 2 late tu be wot yu mite hav ben (Jorj Eliot)
15. justis is a traen that is alwaes late
16. late at nite, wile the werld sleep, I thank av yu
17. life's tragedee...we get old tu suen & wise tu late (Ben Franklin)
18. many dont realize til 2 late (Tom Merton)
19. never 2 late tu du sumthang (Antone Saent-Eupery)
late
20. never late is better
21. no need tu wed, I hav a kat that kum home late at nite (Maree Korel)
22. no wunder late-nite TV shoes gro...hu kan sleep aft watch late-nite nuz?
23. no yuze tu be kind if yer a lae late (Charles Kingslee)
24. repartae...we thank av werds 24hrs 2 late (Mark Twaen)
25. sumtimes we stare at kloesing door 2 long & see 2 late that it was open
(Alexander G Bell)
26. the suener yu fall behind, the more time yu hav tu katch up
27. wen yu make sumthang, chek evreethang. Wons its dun, its 2 late.
28. wen yu put on yer armer, its 2 late tu retreet (Juvenal)
29. yu kount the faults av him hu keep yu waeting (French)
30. yu never no wen it will be 2 late (Ralf W Emersun)
laught...laff
1145. latin
1. guvt rule...NE-thang in latin is profound
1145. law, tipe 1=skolar werds bout...
1. 1 theef=robery, 1000 theefs=taxes (Vana Kohen)
2. appeel=ask 1 kort tu sho kontempt for other kort (Peter Dun)
3. appeel=put dies in box for nuther thro
4. arms & laws dont go tugether (Juleeus Seesar)
5. Bad laws R the baddest tipe av tyranny (Ed Burk, 1750)
6. Bout the 10 kommandments, remember theer R 10, not 10,000 (H L Menken, 1910)
7. desided kaeses R the ankers av law (Fransis Bakon)
8. Good men dont obae laws strikt (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
9. Him hu gotu the law over a sheep will luze his kow (Spanish)
law
10. if guvt brake the law, it breed kontempt for law (Luis D Brandeis)
11. In law, the oenlee thang for shuer is expens (spend) (Sam Butler, 1660)
12. internashunal law oenlee be in textbooks (A Einstein)
13. kommon law is kommon rite (Ed Koke)
14. law=mind without reesun (Aristotel)
15. law:an ordins for the kommon good (Tom Aquinas)
16. law and equity...god joined em, man put em asunder (Charles Kolton, 1800)
17. law av heven & erth=life for life (Lord Byron)
18. law av the jungel=yu gotta fite for NE-thang yu get
19. law av unintended konsaquenses...wen yu du sumthang, yu are oft
sprized bi unexpekted side effekts...thangs yu never thank av
law
20. law dont make a just man (Henree D Thoro)
20. law forbid both rich & poor...dont steel bred, dont beg in street (Jak Thibault, 1894)
21. law is a bottomless pit (Jon Arbuthnot, 1700)
22. law is a hi klass rakket (Fred Rodel)
23. law is a kanser that threten kapitalism & demokrasee (Lawrens Silberman)
24. law is king av all (Henree Alford)
25. law is nuthang without publik pinyun behind it (Wendel Filips)
26. law is order, & good law is good order (Aristotel)
27. law is av value oenlee if theer is rite init (Henree W Beecher)
28. law is werthless without publik pinyun behind it (Wendel Filips)
29. law kontrol small man, kondukt kontrol grate man(Chineez)
law
30. law shood be reesun free from passhun (Aristotel)
31. law tudae, gon tumorro (Robert Burton)
32. law will never free men, it is up tu men tu free laws (Henree D Thoro)
33. laws 2 gentel are not obaed; 2 seveer, not enfoersed (Ben Franklin)
34. laws are servants, not masters (Henree W Beecher)
35. laws chaenj from jenerashun tu jenerashun (Henree B Adams)
36. laws chaenj with chaenjing times (Aeschylus)
37. laws kontrol bad men, kondukt kontrol good men
38. laws like kloks, must be kleened, winded up, & reset tu true time (Henri W Beecher, 1860)
39. laws R like a spider web. Em katch the week & poor.
The rich & powerful tare em tu peeses (Anacharsis, 600bc)
law
40. laws R like kobwebs...katch flies but powerful brake thru (Fransis Bakon)
41. laws R like kobwebs...mae katch small flies, but wasp & hornets get awae (Jon Swift, 1707)
42. laws R like sausage...best yu dont see how em R made (Otto Von Bismark, 1850)
43. laws R statements, nuthang tu du with justis (Ed Burk)
44. laws tu gentel R seldum obaed; tu strikt, seldum enfoersed (Ben Franklin)
45. lawsuit...masheen weer yu go in 1 hole & kum out as sausage (Ambros Beers)
46. Many laws make bad men. Many bad men make laws (Walter S Landor)
47. Men fite for freedum, then make laws tu take it awae
48. More laws=less justis
49. no man ever hanged for brake the spirit av the law (Grover Kleevland)
law
50. no man is abuv the law or belo it. We dont ask yer let tu make yu obae (Teddy Roosevelt)
51. no rited law is stronger than popular kustom (Karree K Kat)
52. Obae the law is a hi duty, but not the hiest (Tom Jeffersun, 1800)
53. Obsenity=wotever shok sum old krone (Berstrand Russel, 1954)
54. ok tu krak the law, but dont brake it (Mae West)
55. outta date laws stae long aft we kood chaenj em (Aristotel)
56. plenty av law at the end av a nitestik (Grover Walen)
57. small laws breed big krime (Ouida, 1860)
58. state is best run with leest laws (Rene Dekartes)
59. sum laws R more kriminal than krime (Fred Engels, 1850)
law
60. The best wae tu repeel bad law is tu enfoers it strikt (U S Grant, 1870)
61. The more korrupt, the more laws (Takitus)
62. tu keep folks strate, kop is stronger than law (Abel Hermant, 1906)
63. US is the biggest law faktree ever noed tu mankind (Charles E Hues)
64. We kant brake the law, we kan oenlee brake self ginst the law (Cecil B D Mill, 1940)
65. wi take up krime wen theer R so many legal waes tu be a krook?
66. Yuzeless laws ruin good laws (Charles Montesquiev, 1760)
1146. law, tipe 2=silly laws=krazy laws passed bi state or lokal guvts
klik heer tu see silly laws
1147. law, tipe 3=spoof laws=half seereeus rules bout naeshur & man
1. Antony's law... a dropped tool will roll intu korner hardest tu get intu
Collorary dropped tool will alwaes first bouns off yer toes
2. Baruch's law... if all yu hav is a hammer, evreethang look like a nael
3. Bombek's rule ... never gotu dokter huz offis plants R ded
4. Boob's law... yu alwaes find it in the last plaes yu look
5. Boren's law 1 ... wen in charj, ponder
law 2 ... wen in trubel, delegate
law 3 ... wen in dout, mumbel
6. Brook's law... add manpower tu late software projekt make it later
7. Dru's law... first bug tu hit windsheeld after yu wash it, hit weer it blok yer vyu
8. Eegelsun's law... NE kode yu rote 6 months ago & hav not looked at sins:
look like a weerdo from Mars rote it
9. Ehrman's law... thangs will get badder b4 em get better
spoof laws
10. Epperson's law... if a man sae its a silly kid game, he meen his wife kan beet him at it
11. finagel fakter ... a number yu yuze tu chaenj wot yu got tu wot yu shood hav got
yu mae hafta {multipli, divide, add, subtrakt, ets} bi this fakter
12. finagel law 1... if an xpeerment werk as yu spekt, sumthang is rong
law 2... no matter the result av a test run, sumwon will misinterpret it
& klaem it pruev his asert
law 3... the result that look best is a mistake
law 4... wons yu fowl up a job, NE-thang yu tri tu help it will make it badder
13. Fuch's warning ... if yu look like yer pasport pik, yer 2 sik tu go
14. Ginsberg's therum.. 1. yu kant win, 2. yu kant brake even, 3. Yu kant quit
15. Goldstern's law 1.. alwaes hire rich lawyer
law 2.. never bi from rich salesman
16. Grelb's therum ... 80% av drivers thank em R abuv averaej
17. hall's law 1 ... voters want less tax & more spend.
law 2 ... voters want onest politikan til em want sumthang fixed
law 3 ... wotever yu spend, spend it heer
18. Hanlon's razer ... if dum splaen it, dont assume sumwon out tu get yu
19. Hartlee's law 2 ... never sleep with NE-1 krazeeer than self
spoof laws
20. Heller's law 1 ... management thank it be. It be rong.
21. How's law ... evreewon hav a skeem that wont werk
22. Iles law ... Theer's an eezeeer wae tu duit, but yu'll never find it
23. Iron law ... em that hav, get
24. Jacquins law ... No man's life, libertee,
or propertee is safe wen Kongress is in seshun
25. Jenkinsons law ... it wont werk
26. Jone's law 1 ... wen thangs go rong,
first person tu smile just desided hu him will blame
law 2 ... freends kum & go but enemees akkumulate
law 3 ... NE-1 hu stae in same feeld long nuff
will bekum the maen obstakel tu progress
27. Katz law ... Men & naeshuns will be responsabel
after em exhaust all other possabilitees
28. Kinklers law 1 ... responsabilitee alwaes > authoritee
2 ... all eezee problems was solved 100 yeers ago
29. lakland's law 1... never be first
law 2... never be last
law 3... never volunteer
spoof laws
30. langsam law 1... evreethang depend
2... nuthang is alwaes
3... evreethang is sumtimes
31. Larkingsum law... evreethang is fawls
32. Leebermans law... evreewon lie, but dont matter kauz nowon listen
33. Lubarski's law... Theer's alwaes more bugs
34. Luis law... first bag outta the shuet dont belong tu NE-1 (aerport baggage area)
35. Maens law... for evree akshun, theer is equal & opposit guvt program
36. Maiers law... if fakts dont support yer theree, diskard the fakts
corollary 1...if diskard < 50% av fakts, theree is pruved
37. Maleks law... all simpel ideas R worded so komplex nowon hav a klu wot it sae
38. Meeders law... wotever happen tu yu, if yu tell a freend,
it alredy happened tu him & much badder
39. Menckens law 1 ... em hu kan, du. em hu kant, teech.
colorrary...em hu kant teech, teech teechers.
2 ... all postmasters in small towns reed all postkards
9 ... qualitee av shamplaen
depend on how much nois the kork make wen yu pop it
15 ... baddest aktres is manager's wife
16 ... oenlee yoedel kan milk kow.
Sitee slikker kan never master such refined skill.
spoof laws
40. Meskins law... never time tu duit rite, plentee av time tu redu it
41. Mitchels law... all simpel problems bekum beyond solving wen sent tu a kommittee
42. Mollinsons law b... NE idea that survive burokratik revyu is not werth duing
43. Moor's law... semikondukter devise power dubel evree 18 months
44. Mothers law... dont weree if it dont werk. If it did, yu wood be outta job
45. Murfees's law... if NE-thang kan go rong, it will
corollary if thangs kant get badder, em will
see also...murfee
46. Murfees's law... is rekersiv: wash yer kar tu make it raen will oenlee werk 1 time
47. Naeser's law... yu kan make it foolproof, but not damfool-proof
48. Nuton's law 7... a bird in hand is better than 1 overhed
49. Ogden's law... suener yu fall behind, the more time yu hav tu katch up
spoof laws
50. Oliver's law... yu get speereeans after yu need it
51. Osborn's law... variabels wont, konstants dont
52. O'tool ... murfee is an optimist
53. Ozman's law 1... if sumwon sae him will duit "without fael", him wont
law 2... the more yu talk on the fone, the less munee yu make
law 3... the 1s hu gotu konferenses shoodnt
54. Pardo law 1... NEthang good is nonlegal, nonmoral and/or fatening
law 2... evreethang kauz kanser
55. Parker law... byutee is oenlee skin deep but ugly go tu the bone
56. Parkinsons law 1... werk xpand tu the limit av resoerses (time, munee, # werkers, ets)
law 2... data xpand tu the limit av memree & data storaej
law 4... The number av bodees on a projekt
gro with time, dont depend on the werk tu du
law 5... if theer is NE wae tu delae a krushal deside, krats will find it
57. Paul's law 1... its not how much it kost, its how much yu save
law 2... yu kant fall off the floor
58. Penee's law... yu kant fool mom
59. Peter's law... take kare av littel thangs, big thangs will take kare av self
spoof laws
60. Pohl's law... no matter how good it is, sumwon will hate it
61. Quiglee's law... NE-1 with NE authority is a bully
62. Rae's rule... gage it with mikrometer, mark with chalk, kut it with ax
63. Reiser's rule... If yu thank big nuff, yu will never hafta tri tu duit
64. Rudin's law... most folks duit the rong wae most av the time
65. Sattinger's law... it werk better if yu plug in the kord and/or flip on power switch
66. Schapiro's law... grass is greener on other side av fens kauz em yuze more manuer
67. Seroki's rule ... Maeraej is bachler's last opshun
68. Silverman's law... if Murfee's law kan go rong, it will
69. Skinners konstant.. see finagel fakter
spoof laws
70. Sliks law 1.. nuthang go faster than a bad chek
law 2.. 1/4 owns av choklut=4 pounds av fat
71. Sod's law ... suener or later the baddest WILL happen
72. Sturgeon's law ... 90% av evreethang is krud
73. Vael's law... werk yet tu du inkreez proposhunal tu how much yu did so far
74. Van's law... nonbrakabel toy is yuzeful tu brake other toys
75. Veilind's law 1... if reproduesability is a problem, oenlee du the xpeerment 1 time
law 2... if yu want a strate-line fit, duit 2 times
76. Watsun's law... reliability av a masheen is invers proposhunal
tu number & portans av em hu watch it
77. Weiler's law... evreethang is possabel if
yu dont hafta duit (if sumwon els gotta duit)
78. Weinberg's law 2... if we bilded houses like programs, first woodpekker
tu kum along wood destroy sivilizashun
79. Westheimer's ... 6 months in the lab save 4 ours in the library
spoof laws
80. Wethern's law... assume is the mother av skru-up
81. Wiker's law... guvt xpand tu yuze up all munee, & then sum
82. Wilyum's law... with nuff fakts, yu kan yuze stats tu pruev NE-thang
1148. law, tipe 4=nashunal junk laws...kongress make & president ignore
or korts interpret & twist it intu junk
1. biggest zampel=wetbaks flood kross the border from Mexiko bi the milyuns
2. privasee laws...medikans interpret tu meen em kant tell yu nuthan
medikans hav long histree av dont tell nuthan; now em sae the guvt make em duit
b. universities iterpret it & make rules the dont let teechers sae NE-thang
thus professer kant even sae if person x took koers y, let alone wot grade him got
1149. law, tipe 5=oversees silly laws
1. Brits hav a law that outlaw "silly & pointless laws"
2. England
2.1 not legal tu sell almost NE-thang on Sundae, but
legal tu sell a karrot, & yu kan giv awae sumthang with it, shuch as a TV or fridj
2.2 not legit...hang a bed out the windo
2.3 yu gotta bi a lisens tu watch TV
2.4 1845 law forbid yu tu suiside. If yu tri, em hang yu.
2.5 Liverpool: Woman kant be topless in publik, sept if her werk
in tropikal fish store
3. Finland...banned mikkey mous kauz him dont weer pants
4. Grees ...kop kan take yer drive lisens if yer "poorly dressed" or "unbathed"
5. London...all taxis gotta hav a bale av hae & a bag av oets
6. Paraguay...legal tu duel provided both R registered blood doeners
7. Saudi Arabia...kant hav gorilla in bak seet av kar
No female kan drive NE-thang in Saudi Arabia
8. Singapore...not legal tu chu gum
9. South Korea...kops gotta report all bribes em get
10. Sweden Prostatutes is legal but tu duit is not
11. Switz yu kant flush the jon aft 10pm
12. Tiland if yu go outside, yu gotta weer underweer
1150. lawnjerrae... (lingerie in krat speek)
1. Brevity is the sole av lawnjerrae (Dorthy Parker)
2. I luv lawnjerrae with tites & garters (Jodi O'Keefe)
3. I luv tu weer lawnjerrae, but men rip it off 2 fast.
I wanna weer it 5 minuts (Karen McDougal)
4. if god wanted us naked, wi did him invent lawnjerrae? (Sharmen Doherty)
5. if luv is blind, wi is lawnjerrae so popular
1151. lawyer...
1. 2 dogs fite over a bone but dog 3 run awae with it...thats the lawyer (Jerman)
2. 3 tipes av lawyers...abel, nonabel, lamentabel (Robert S Surtees)
3. a fox mae steel yer hens. A wore yer helth & pens [koins].
Dotter mae rob yer chest. Wife steel the rest.
But a lawyer steel yer hole estate (Jon Gae, 1700)
4. a lawyer kan steel more than 1000 men with guns (Mario Puzo)
5. a man tween 2 lawyers is like a fish tween 2 kats (Ben Franklin)
6. Amerika is paradise for lawyers (Danyeel Bruester)
7. Amerika legal "system" is the laffing stok av the sivilized werld (Jon Stossel)
8. at bar: 1 man sae "yuno, all lawyers R asshoes"
man2:"Hae, I resent that"
wi? yu a lawyer?
No, I'm a asshoe
9. avoid lawsuits. Em destroy the mind, ruin helth,
& dissipate property (Jeen Bruyere, 1670)
lawyer
10. better mous in kat's mouth than man in lawyer's hands (Spaen)
11. chimnee sweep dont objekt tu dirty werk...its his trade (Charles K Kolton)
12. deth is not the end...still hav the lawyers tu fite over the estate (Ambrose Beers)
13. divors is a lawyer's game (Carry Grant)
14. dont lie tu yer dokter or lawyer (Ben Franklin)
15. du as lawyers du...tri hard but eet & drink as freends (Shakespeer)
16. first thangs first...kill the lawyers (Shakespeer, 1600, Henree 6, part2)
b. first thang tu de, lets kill all lawyers (Henree 6, akt 4, seen 2)
17. fools & stubborn men make rich lawyers
18. for a man without munee, a krowd av lawyers
is no badder than a krowd av pikpokkets (R Rinkel)
19. giltee dont xkape skot free...mi fee make em pae (F Lee Baily)
lawyer
20. God werk wonders now & then...behold an onest lawyer (Ben Franklin)
21. Good lawyer=bad naeber (French)
22. Good lawyer=grate lier (Ed Ward)
23. hard tu sae hu make more biz from mistree, lawyer or minister (Sam Goldwin)
24. I defended 140 murderers & oenlee got 1 Christmas kard (Sam Leibowitz)
25. I dont wanna no law, I wanna no the judj (Roy Kon)
26. I put lawyers in same klass as monsters (Jon Keets)
27. I want a lawyer tu tell me how tu du wot me wanna (Jon R Morgan)
28. If laws kood speek, em wood komplaen bout lawyers (Ed Halifax, 1920)
29. If not for bad folks, woodnt hav good lawyers (Charles Dikens, 1850)
lawyer
30. If yu dont get a lawyer hu no law, get 1 hu no the judj
31. If yu reed sumthank yu kant figger out, almost garanteed a lawyer rote it (Will Rogers)
32. I'm not an ambulans chaeser...I get theer b4 it (Melvin Belli)
33. it wood kauz a riot if we had tu pae as much tu wed
as gotta pae lawyer tu deevors (Klaer Trevor)
34. judj...law student hu grade his test papers (H L Menchen)
35. judj...the dummer, the gooder (Peter Kook)
36. law is not a professhun, its a servis stop for Biz (Adlai Stevensun)
37. law praktis is as modern as du serjree in a barber shop (Gordon Shaber)
38. Lawyer...his job is tu protekt yu from other lawyers
39. Lawyer...oenlee 1 not punished for ignorans av the law (Jermee Benthan)
lawyer
40. Lawyer: oenlee persun hu kan get in relvolving door behind yu
& kum out ahed.
41. Lawyer...sumwon skilled at serkumvent the law (Ambrose Beers)
42. Lawyer du wot em killed Sokrates for...tri tu make bad kase look strong (Irving Kaufman)
43. Lawyer is like rinosserus...thik skin, short sited, & redee tu charj (David Mellor)
44. Lawyer kan pruve the sun rise in the west if yu pae him nuff
45. Lawyer protekt us from robbery bi tak awae the temptashun (H L Menchen)
46. Lawyer reskue yer estate from yer foes & keep it for himself (Henree Brougham)
47. Lawyer will du NE-thang tu win a kase, sumtimes even tell the truth (Pat Murrae)
48. Lawyer with breefkase kan steel more than 1000 men with guns (Mario Puzo)
49. Lawyer with freendly divors is like mortishun with body that get up and dans (Jeen Ker)
lawyer
50. Lawyers & paenters kan tern blak intu wite
51. Lawyers belong tu the klass av monsters (Jon Keets)
52. Lawyers liv fat & die poor (Danyeel Webster)
53. Lawyers make a living bi the swet av browbeeting others (James G Haneker)
54. Lawyers protekt us from robbers bi take awae all our munee (H L Menken)
55. Lawyers R like beevers, em get in the wae & dam it
56. Lawyers R the oenlee wons not punished wen em dont no the law (Jeremy Bentham, 1800)
57. Lawyers spend most av theer time shuveling smoke (Oliver W Homes)
58. make krime pae, bekum a lawyer (Will Rogers)
59. more laws=more kriminals (Tom Fuller, 1732)
lawyer
60. NE-1 hu thank speek is cheep, chek lawyer advise (Frank P Jones)
61. need runover law. Sum lawyers du the same (Ben Franklin)
62. no artist interpret naecher as free as lawyer treet truth (Jeen Girado)
63. no deed is so fowl tu prevent sumwon
speek for the duer...the lawyer duit (Melvin Belli)
64. oenlee lawyers & madmen R automatik xzempt from jury duty (Jorj B Shaw)
65. oenlee thang a lawyer wont quesshun is his mother's name (W C Feelds)
66. publik thank lawyers R smarter but deeveeus.
Em R rong...lawyers R not smarter (F Lee Baily)
67. sum lawyers will argue theer kaeses in hell (Robert Burton)
68. sum obits I like tu reed (Klarens Darro)
69. The trubel with law is lawyers (Klarens Darro, 1900)
lawyer
70. Theer is no justis...in or outta kort (Klarens darro)
71. tu a lawyer, evreethang look like a kase (Ed Pakkard)
72. wot du yu kall a shi lawyer? shiester
1152. lazee... (laziness in krat speek)
1. avoid sloth (Horace, 10bc)
2. efishent=smart lazy (David Dunham)
3. em hu thro kisses R hopless lazee (Bob Hope)
4. fun tu be lazee oenlee if yu hav werk tu avoid (Jerome Jerome)
5. I like "indolens". It make lazee seem klasee (Bern Williams)
6. lazee=rest b4 u get tired (Mortimer Kaplan?, Jules Renard?)
7. lazee man start tu get buzee round sun down (Jerman)
8. lazee muve so slo, povertee overtake em (Ben Franklin)
9. modern tek invenshuns R for the lazy (Mark Kennedy)
10. rest b4 yu get tired (Jules Renard)
11. The most tiresum is tu waet for werk (Charles Spugeon, 1880)
12. winter will kum and ask "wot did yu du all summer?" (Henree Klae)
1153. led baloon...
1. like a led baloon. go over like a led baloon=nowon like it
1154. leed...
1. leed, follo, or get outta the wae (Jorj Patton)
2. leed bi the nose
4. leed bi zample (exampel)
5. leed on, Mcduff (Shakespeer, McBeth)
6. leed up the garden path=enties, deseev
7. leeding kauz av divors...maeraej
8. leeding quesshun="reporter" ask it so that it is not possabel
tu anser different from the "anser" him want
9. tu leed, yu gotta go first (Jeen Mauch)
1155. leeder... (leadership in krat speek)
1. 2 tipes av leeders...1 interested in the flok, 2=in the flees
2. boss sae go, a leeder sae lets go (E M Kellee)
3. good fello is dime a duzen; aggressiv leeder priesless (Red Blaik)
4. good follo is better than bad leeder (Jon G Vans)
5. leeder...yu will follo him weer yu wood never go (Joe Barker)
6. leeder deel in hope (Napoleon Bonapart)
7. leeder du wotz rite (Warren Bennis)
8. leeder faes the muzik even wen him dont like the tune
9. leeder get sumwon els tudu wot yu want kauz em wanna (D D Eisenhower)
leeder
10. leeder is akshun, not poshun (Don H McGannon)
11. leeder keep faeth with the past, keep step with now,
keep promis tu fyucher.(Harold J. Seemore)
12. leeder make all oponents look the same (Hitler)
13. leeder no wen tu sae no (Tony Blaer)
14. leeder prod em (Winston Churchil)
15. leeder rekonize a prob b4 it bekum krises (Arnold Glasgow)
16. leeder sae "we lost" not "the men lost" (Antone St-Exupery)
17. leeder start with bakbone. Develop funny bone & wishbone later (Elaen Agather)
18. leedership:
keraej tu admit mistakes
vishun tu welkum chaenj
enthusiasm tu motivate
konfidens tu stae outta step wen all other march tu rong tune
(E M Estes)
19. pull the string & it go, push it & it dont (D D Eisenhower)
leeder
20. reel leeder faes the muzik even wen him dont like the tune (Arnold H Glasgow)
21. trubel with be leeder=kant tell em em follo or chaes yu
22. tu leed men, yu must tern yer bak on men (Havelok Ellis)
23. wot this kuntree need is more leeders hu no wot this kuntree need
1156. leen agreement is better than a fat lawsuit. (Jerman)
leep...see also...jump
1157. leep in the dark=werk on projekt with many dont-no's
1158. leest sed, suenest fixed
1159. leev...
1. leev a meel neether thirsty nor drunk (Aristotel, 350bc)
2. leev in the lurch=leev him in danjer, ignor sumwon hu ask for help
3. leev no stone unterned=thero serch, look evreeweer
1160. leezyer... (Leisure in krat speek)
see also...fun
1. Him hu dont hav nuthan, hav time (Baltasar Gracian, 1650)
2. If yu R free, yu hav sum free time (Cicero, 50bc)
3. Is life so full av kare, yu dont hav time tu stare? (Will Davees, 1900)
4. Laber du wot it must. Leezyer du wot it like (Jorj B Shaw, 1900)
5. leezyer...fansee werd for bored (Jeen Perret)
6. leezyer...yu du the chores that piled up at home (Oliver W Holms)
7. leezyer is for rest & rekuver
8. luze leezyer, luze sole (Logan P Smith)
9. marry in haste, repent at leezyer
10. munee & time R hevee burdens. Unhappy is him hu hav tu much av eether. (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
11. nuthang tudu is hard tudu
12. The dignity av werk is time free from werk (Herman Melvill, 1870)
13. The goel av laber is tu get leesyer (time off) (Aristotel, 350 bc)
14. The problem is how tu keep others from yuze-up yer leezyer time (Arthur Laesee)
15. we werk so we kan get leesyer (time off) (Aristotle, 350bc)
16. Yuze yer time good if yu plan tu hav free time (Ben Franklin)
1161. Left...
1. Left hand dont no wot the rite hand du
2. Left holding the bag
3. Left in a lurch
1162. legal...
1. NE-thang is legal if 100 biz men duit (Andru Yung)
1163. legend...
1. a legend in his time (famus)
2. legend=old lie (H L Mencken, 1920)
1164. lend... (se also...lone, munee)
1. lend munee, luze freend (Will Kaxton, 1450)
2. Lend me yer eer
3. Lend self tu others, giv self tu self (Mike Montaigne)
1165. lepard kant chaenj his spots (Shakespeer, Bibel (Jeremiah)) (leopard in krat speek)
1166. lern... (learning in krat speek)
1. 1 talk with a wise man is werth more than 10 yrs study (Chineez)
2. best lernin=unlern fawls stuf (Antisthenes)
3. beware the man hu lern but dont wise (Kurt Vonnegut)
4. eezee tu lern, hard tu unlern fawls (Martin Fisher)
5. he persued studees, but never overtook em (H G Wells)
6. I am redee tu lern, but not tu be tot (W Churchil, 1940)
b. I'm redee tu lern but dont like tu be teeched tu
7. I had 6 teechers...weer, wot, wen, wi, hu, & how (Rudyard Kipling, 1900)
8. I kan lern sumthang from NE-won (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
9. if yu stop lernin, yer old, no matter the aej (Henree Ford)
lern
10. it is alwaes the seesun for old men tu lern (Aeschylus, 500 bc)
11. it is hard tu see yu R rong & unlern it (Martin H Fisher)
12. its wot yu lern aft yu noit all that kount (HST)
13. kant lern with mouth open (L B Jonsun, 1970)
14. lern and yu kan teech, teech & yu will lern (Latin)
15. lern as yu go, dont go as yu lern (Leslee Sahler)
16. lern from others mistakes (Syrus, 50bc)
b.lern from the mistakes av others
17. lern from others ritings so it kum eezee tu yu that em labered so hard for (Sokrates)
18. lern from the master (Ben Franklin)
19. lern from the misforchuns av others (Aesop, 600bc)
lern
20. lern from the mistakes av others, yu dont hav time tu make that many bi self
21. lern from the past, deel with the now, hope for the fyucher (Justin Wilkins)
22. lern from the past, liv for the present, prep for the fyucher
23. lern from wot werk (Rene Dulos, 1970)
24. lern from yer mistakes
25. lern from yesterdae, liv for tudae, hope for tumorro (Einstein)
26. lern how, du now
27. lern is like roe a boet upstreem...if yu dont advans, yu fall behind (Chineez)
28. lern the ropes (lern how tu duit)
29. lern tu listen & listen tu lern.
lern
30. lern tu walk b4 yu fli. Yu kant fli intu fliing (Fred Nietzsh)
31. lern without thank is waested (Konfushus)
32. lerned liv in the past, lerner inherit the fyucher (Erik Hoofer)
33. lerning is wotz left aft yu forget evreethang shuels tried tu teech yu (A Einstein)
34. many fakts kan strangel truth (Paul Eldridj)
35. see=remember, du=understand (Konfushus)
36. the werld is full av lerned skolars hu faeled
37. tu understand, yu gotta lern it several waes (Marvin Minsky)
38. we lern most from wot hert us (Ben Franklin)
39. wen yu stretch a mind with nu idea, it never retern tu old shape (Oliver W Holms)
lern
40. with nuff lerning, yu lern how ignorant yu R (Will Durant)
41. yu dont lern from sumwon hu agree with yu
42. yu dont lern with mouth open
43. yu kan lern wot others no; yu kant lern the wisdum av the wise (Mike Montaigne)
44. yu kant lern from sumwon hu agree with yu (Dudlee Malone)
45. yu need a bilt-in bullshit detekter (Hemingwae)
1167. lernin...
1. a handful av kommon sens is werth a bushel av lernin
2. a littel lernin is danjerus (Alex Pope, 1710)
3. a littel lernin is danjerus, but ignorans is just as bad (Bob Edwards)
4. a littel lerning is danjerus but a lotta ignorans is just as bad (Bob Edwards)
5. a talk with a wise man is werth a month av book lernin (China)
6. best lernin is tu unlern the lies yuno (Antisthenes)
7. dont let skulin interfer with yer lernin (Mark Twain)
8. I hated skuel so I kut klas & went lernin (Erik Jensen)
9. if a littel lernin is danjerus, how much duit take tu get outta danger? (Tom Huxlee, 1870)
lernin
10. lernin=the ignorans av the stuedeeus (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
11. lernin is a treshur yu keep forever (Chineez)
12. lernin is an emoshun (Plato, 380 bc)
13. lernin is best if yu yuze it
14. lernin is like roe upstreem...no advans=yu fall behind (Chineez)
15. lernin is mostlee wot yu gotta unlern (Mark Twaen)
16. lernin make yu yung even wen yu R old (Aechilus)
17. lernin requires thankin, but thankin without lernin is danjerus (Konfuchas)
18. lernin start on the mothers nee, evree werd we sae kum out the kids mouth
19. lernin teech yu tudu wot yu gotta, like it or not (Walter Bagehot)
lernin
20. lerning is a treshuer that will follo yu everyweer. (Chineez)
21. lerning is welth tu the poor
22. neglekt lernin & yu luze the past & dont hav a fyucher (Euripides)
23. never let skulin get in the wae av lernin (Mark Twain, 1900)
24. wen yu stop lernin, yer old (Henree Ford)
25. wot yu thank yuno get in the wae av lerning (Klaud Bernard, 1870)
26. yu kan gro yer lernin as long as yu liv (Mort Adler)
1168. less...
1. less a man no, the more shuer him be him no evreethang (Joys Karee)
2. Less is more (slogan)
3. Less yu thank, the more yu talk
4. Lesser av 2 evils
1169. lessun...
1. let the kid's first lessun be tu obae, then lessun 2=wotever yu want (Ben Franklin)
1170. let...
1. let 1000 flowers bluem
[Mao sed this tu find disenters, so him kood kill em all]
2. let bigons be bigons
3. let em eet kake
4. let em hate as long as em feer (Accius)
5. let evreewon negosheeate for self, no agent (Shakespeer)
6. let him hu skatter thorns go barefoot (Ben Franklin)
7. let pride go, shame follo (Jorj Chapman, 1600)
[let pride leed yu? weer pride take yu? pride go b4 a fall?]
8. let punishment fit the krime
9. let sleeping dogs lae
10. let the chips fall waer em will
11. let the ded burry the ded=forget past problems & quarrels (Mathhu)
12. let the kat outta the bag=tell a sekret
13. let theer be lite
14. let yer haer down
15. let yer lite shine b4 men that em mae see yer good works
1171. lets get thangs strate [tri tu get evreewon tu agree on the plan]
1172. letter...
1. I'm riting this letter reel slo, kauz I no yu dont reed 2 fast
2. In mi lifetime I got maby 2 letters werth the kost av the stamp (Henree D Thoro)
3. letter=go sumweer & oenlee muve yer hart (Filis Thero)
4. letter combine solitude & good kumpanee (Lord Byron)
b. rite letter=solitude + good kumpanee
5. letter dont blush (Cicero, 50bc)
6. never rite letter wen mad (Chineez)
7. pleez provide the date av yer deth (letter from IRS)
8. reed old letter is fun kauz yu dont hafta anser it (Lord Byron)
9. rite a letter make me feel like me did sumthang (Ernest Hemingwae, 1940)
10. woman tell her mind in the postskript (Richar Steel)
1173. level...
1. level best=du yer best
2. level plaeing feeld=faer, onest
1174. liberal...
1. a liberal feel a debt tu fello man, wich him kan pae with yer munee (G Gordon Liddy)
2. a liberal kan take both sides av the same side
3. it take 20 yeers for a liberal tu bekum konservativ (Robert Wilsun)
4. liberal=power worshiper outta power (Jorj Orwell)
5. liberal=sumwon huz interests R not at stake now (Wilis Plaer)
6. liberal churches aksept all denominaeshuns, but most prefer 10's & 20's
7. raesist...NE-won hu win an argument with a liberal (Peter Brimelo)
8. theer R no liberals behind the steering weel (Russel Baker)
9. wons a liberal weer-out his vyues, konservativs adopt em (Mark Twain)
1175. libertee... (liberty in krat speek)
see also...freedum
1. Governments R bad for liberty (Jorj Washington, 1777)
2. I disagree with wot yu sae, but will defend tu the deth yer rite tu sae it.
(attributed tu Voltare)
3. I prefer tu much liberty than tu littel (Tom Jeffersun, 1770)
4. If yu giv up liberty for temp safety, yu luze both (Ben Franklin)
5. Is life so deer or pees so sweet tu bi it with the chaens av slaveree?
I dontno wot others will du, but for me, giv me libertee or giv me deth.
(Patrik Henree)
6. it is our duty tu defend libertee ginst all attaks (Sam Adams)
7. Libertee=danjer, but the safest danjer (Harry Fosdik, 1960)
8. Libertee=responsabilitee. Thats wi most shun it (Jorj B Shaw)
b. wi most dred it
9. Libertee=yer free tu du wot yu want (Edmund Burk, 1770)
libertee
10. Libertee av the lo man...quit, lae in sun, skratch (H L Mencken)
11. Libertee dont kum from the guvt, it kum from the subjekts (Woodroe Wilsun)
12. Libertee dont werk as good in praktis as in speech (Will Rogers, 1930)
13. Libertee is a werk in progress, never dun
14. Libertee is danjerus, but its the safest thang we hav (Harry E Fosdik)
15. Libertee is lost bit bi bit (David Hume, 1770)
16. Libertee is not the meens tu a hier politikal end,
it is the hiest politikal end (Lord Akton, 26 Feb 1877)
b. Libertee is the hiest politikal end
17. Libertee kum from order (Will Durant)
18. Libertee make even old men brave (Seneka, 50ad)
19. Libertee wons lost, is lost forever (Jon Adams)
libertee
20. Life without libertee is like a bodee without spirit (Kahlil Gibran)
21. natural progress=liberty yeeld tu guvt (Tom Jeffersun, 1770)
22. pees=quiet liberty (Cicero, 50bc)
23. The god hu gave us life gave us liberty at the same time (Tom Jefferson)
24. The histree av liberty is the histree av resist guvt power (Woodroe Wilsun, 1915)
25. The obedient R slaves (Henri D Thoro, 1850)
26. The pries av libertee is eternal vigilans (Tom Jeffersun)
27. Theer is danjer wen liberty is nibbled awae (Edmund Burk, 1770)
28. tu hav liberty, yu gotta giv it tu others (Will Wite, 1940)
29. tu hav liberty, yu gotta limit it (Edmund Burk, 1770)
1176. library...
1. library=delivery room for ideas (Norman Kuzins, 1980)
2. library breed bookwerms (Ralf W Emersun)
3. library is an akt av faet (Vikter Hugo, 1870)
4. mi library was dukedom=larj nuff (Shakespeer, 1600)
5. most human wisdum kollekt dust in old books (Jorj Lichtesberg, 1770)
6. publik library=home av the vanity av human hope (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
1177. lie.... (lying in krat speek)
1. a kat oenlee hav 9 lifes, a lie liv forever (Mark Twain)
2. a lie fli round the werld b4 truth kan put on its pants (Winston Churchil)
3. a lie fli round the werld b4 truth kan put on its shues (Mark Twain)
4. a lie is like be pregnant, sooner or later evreeone will no
5. a lie mae take kare av the now, but it dont hav a fyucher
6. a lie murder part av the werld (Merlin)
7. a lie oenlee make sens if truth is danjerus (Alfred Adler)
8. a lie repeeted is still a lie (F. D. Roosevelt)
9. a lie told oft nuff bekum truth (Lenin)
lie
10. a lotta lies go round the werld. Bad part is...half R true (W. Churchil)
11. a man hu sae him never tell a lie just did
12. all lies & jests
Man heer wot him want & ignore the rest (Paul Simon)
13. ask no quesshuns, get no lies (B Traven)
14. best lier make small lie go a long wae (Sam Butler, 1660)
15. big diff tween kat & a lie...kat oenlee hav 9 lifes (Mark Twaen)
16. big talk, big lier (French)
17. dont lie if yu dont hafta (Leo Szilard)
18. evreewon lie, but no matter: nowon listen
19. for a lie tu be danjerus, it need an element av truth (Sidnee Ballou)
lie
20. good lies need sum truth tu help em go down good (Will Mcvilanee)
21. guvt is run bi liers. Dont beleev NE-thang em sae (I F Stone, 1980)
22. Homer is the father av liers (Aristotel, 330 bc)
23. if a lie du good it be good. Sumtimes yu gotta lie like the devil (Voltair, 1730)
24. if yu dont hav good memree, dont take up lieing as yer trade (Mike deMontaigne)
25. if yu kant thank av a good lie, stik tu the truth (Angela Thirkel)
26. if yu lie 1 time, from then on all thank yu lie all the time (Phaedrus, 0 ad)
27. if yu tell a good tale, it bekum nonmortal (Mark Twain)
28. lie & steel R next door nabers (Arab)
29. lie & yu get ahed, but yu kant go bak (Russya)
lie
30. lie=leed with werds (Dilbert)
31. lie=poor substitute for truth, but oenlee won found so far
32. lie is fast, but truth last [hav endurans] (Ed J Mon)
33. lie like a dog
34. lier & gossip R twins
35. lier need good memree (Quintilion)?? (Algernon Sidnee)??
36. make yer lie more logikal than truth (Ceslow Milosz)
37. mi luv sweer her is made av truth & I beleev her, but I no her lie (Shakespeer)
38. NE fool kan tell the truth, but it take talent tu lie good
39. nowon speek true wen him want sumthang (Elizabeth Bowen, 1960)
lie
40. no man hav the memree tu lie good (Abe Linkoln)
41. oenlee ruler shood lie (Plato, 380 bc)
42. open truth kuver lies
go naked is the best disgize (Will Kongreev)
43. pleshur diktate yer lies (Marsel Proust, 1900)
44. save yer lies for an emerjensee (Joe Addisun, 1700)
45. Society require lies tu prevent brakedown (Lin Yutang)
46. Sumtimes a wite lie is good (Sophosels)
47. take 2 tu lie...1 tu sae it, other tu heer (Simpsons)
48. tell a lie & soon it is a habit (Tom Jeffersun, 1770)
49. tell a lie ...in a boy=fault, in luver=art, bachler=deed (Helen Roeland)
lie
50. the most-kruel lies R oft told in silens (Adli Stevensun)
51. theer R so many lies going round, its hard tu tell wich R true (W. Churchil)
52. Theer R 3 kinds av lies...lies, dam lies, & stats (Ben Disraeli)
53. wen yu stretch the truth, spekt it tu snap bak (Bill Kopeland)
54. without lies, we wood die av boredum (Anatole Frans, 1900)
1178. lier...
1. best lier make small lie go a long wae (Sam Butler, 1660)
2. big talk, big lier (French)
3. Good lawyer=grate lier (Ed Ward)
4. guvt is run bi liers. Dont beleev NE-thang em sae (I F Stone, 1980)
5. Homer is the father av liers (Aristotel, 330 bc)
6. lier...liv on the rong side av the fakts
7. lier, lier pants on fire
8. lier & gossip R twins
9. lier need good memree (Quintilion)?? (Algernon Sidnee)??
10. lier set his trap (Aesop, 600bc) [lier kan get kot]
11. oenlee lier sweer him tell the truth
12. Wen lier speek true, no-won beleev (Aristotel)
1179. life...
1. dispite the hi kost av liv, its still popular (Kathy Norris)
2. dont liv in the past. Dont dreem av the fyucher. Konsentrate on now (Budda)
3. dont take life seereeus, kauz yu kant get outta it alive (Warren Miller??? or Ed Hubbard)
4. dont torcher self, life will duit for yu
5. erj outliv perform bi many yeers (Shakespeer)
6. evreewon shood tri it 1 time (Henree Tilman)
7. fill wotz emptee, emptee wotz full, skratch weer it itch (Alis R Longwerth)
8. find an aem in life b4 yu run outta ammo (arnold Glaso)
9. first half av yer life yu kan hav fun but dont get a chans
2nd half yu hav the chans but kant duit (Mark Twain)
life
10. first half av yer life folks tell yu wot tu du,
2nd half em tell yu wot yu shood hav dun (Richard Needham)
11. for long life, shorten the meel (Ben Franklin)
12. get up in the morn, gotu bed at nite. Fill the dae as best I kan (Kary Grant)
13. go on life's see, tu self be true
Wotever ger lot be, paddel yer kanue (Sara Bolton)
14. I hope life is not a big joke I dont get (Jak Handee)
15. I want tuno wot yu thank bout life.
i'm for it.
16. I will tri tu be. Dont be is arrogant (Tony Porchia, 1943)
17. I yuzed tu get hi on life, but bilt-up tolerans (Steev Rite)
18. Ideel life...good freends, good book, sleepy konshens (Mark Twaen)
19. If I had mi life tu liv over agin, I wood make same mistakes, but faster (Tal Bankhed)
life
20. if life hav meening, I disappruve (Ashlee Brite)
21. if yu liv full, yu dont feer deth (Anais Nin)
22. if yu luv life, dont squander time (Ben Franklin)
23. if yu no wi, yu kan liv with how (Fred Nietzshe)
24. if yu thank life is werth living, yu will make it so (William James)
25. if yueth noed it, if aej kood (henri Esteen)
26. its not the yeers in yer life, its the life in yer yeers (Abe Linkoln)
27. kum out & bark, like me (Sam Jonsun)
28. life...du wot yu want (Marj Anderson)
29. life...hang round til yu get yuzed tuit (Charles Shultz)
life
30. life...its alwaes yer muve (Napoleon Hill, 1960)
31. life...sum go up, sum go down
32. life=10% wot yudu & 90% how yu take it (Irving Berlin)
33. life=war (Seneca, 50 ad)
34. life=game weer the rules chaenj all the time (Quentin Krisp)
35. life & deth balans on the edj av a razer (Homer)
36. life av Riley=karefree, all plae & no werk
37. life dont kum with instrukshun book (Bukminster Fuller)
38. life giv yu truth & take awae yueth (Sara Teesdale)
39. life go on (Robert Frost)
life
40. life go on til it dont
41. life happen, dont dwell onit
42. life happen wen yu hav other plans (Jon Lennon)
43. life hav its ups & downs
44. life is 1 darn thang aft nuther (Elbert Hubbard)
45. life is 1 fool thang aft nuther; luv is 2 fools aft eech other
46. life is 2 short tu dans with uglee woman
47. life is 10% wot yu make av it, 90% how yu take it (Irving Berlin)
48. life is a 1-wae trip
49. life is a bargin...we get it for nuthan
life
50. life is a big kanvas, thro all the paent yu kan (Danny Kae)
51. life is a big xpeerment (Ralf W Emersun)
51. life is a binj, then yu diet
52. life is a bitch & her hav a lotta sisters (Ross Presser)
53. life is a bitch, then yu marry won.
54. life is a boel av pits (Rodnee danjerfeeld)
55. life is a ded-end street (H L Menken, 1950)
56. life is a feest & most starv (Pat Dennis)
57. life is a forin tung. All get it rong (Chris marlee, 1950)
58. life is a gambel. If it was a bet yu woodnt take it (Tom Stoppard)
59. life is a gambel. Oft fool win & wise luze (Jerome Jerome)
life
60. life is a game with marked kards
61. life is a game yu kant avoid (Ed A Robinsun)
62. life is a gift, not a problem
63. life is a judjment kall (Terree Guillemets)
64. life is a kan av sardeens & I kant find the kee (Alan Benet)
65. life is a long lessun in humilitee (James Bar)
66. life is a mixed blessing. We tri in vane tu unmix it (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
67. life is a nonkerabel dazeez (Abe Kowlee)
68. life is a predikament (Jorj Santayana)
69. life is a seerees av disapointments, then yu die
life
70. life is a seerees av moments tu remember (Korita Kent)
71. life is a serch for truth. Theer is no truth (Chineez)
72. life is a sex-transmitted dazeez with 100% deth rate(R. D. Laing)
73. life is a solitary sell with mirrers for walls (Eugeen ONeel, 1950)
74. life is a tale told bi a idiot, full av sound & fury, meen nuthang
(Makbeth...Shakespeer, 1600)
75. life is a trajedy for feelers, komadee for thankers (Jeen Pruyer)
76. life is a trip, not a destinaeshun (not an end)
77. life is a trip, yu gotta go no matter how bad the roed (Oliver Goldsmith, 1760)
78. life is a zu in a jungel (Peter DeVries)
79. life is an ies kreem kone. Yu hafta lik it a dae at a time (Charlee Brown)
life
80. life is an xkuez for deth. Deth is the result av life.
81. life is as teedeeus as oft-told tale (Shakespeer, 1600)
82. life is boring & danjerus. Yu mae fall in a hole, but almost never du. (Ed Goree)
83. life is choises & dum luk (Marion Erikson)
84. life is disapointing (Sharlot Bronte)
85. life is divided tween horribel & miserabel (Woody Allen)
86. life is full av danjer
87. life is full av risk (Hanlok Ellis, 1900)
88. life is full av surprises
89. life is hard, & harder for morons
life
90. life is hard, & the first 100yrs even harder (Wilson Mizner, 1930)
90. life is less boring than deth (Alice Walker)
91. life is like a 10-speed bike. Most hav geers we never yuze (Charles Shultz)
92. life is like a buffae...not very good, but theer's plentee
93. life is like a kandel in the wind (Karl Sandberg)
94. life is like a traen...it dont stop & yu kant get off
[yu kant stop the klok, yu kant stop the werld & get off]
95. life is like a tree...if yu dont gro strate wen yung, yu never will
96. life is like lik honee off a thorn (Luis Adamik)
97. life is like staers sum go up,others go down
98. life is messy
99. life is never so bad it kant get badder (Kalvin & Hobbeess)
life
100. life is not a dress rehersal
101. life is not a spektakel, it is a prediktament (Jorj Santayana)
102. life is not faer.
103. life is not how fast yu run or how hi yu klimb. Its how good yu bouns.
104. life is not separate from deth. It oenlee look that wae.
105. life is not viktree, it is a short lees til deth
106. life is plesant. Deth is peesful. Watch out fer the step tween em. (Isak Asimov)
107. life is reduesed tu get food outta kans & plastik bags (Martin H Fisher)
108. life is rotten, then yu die.
109. life is sexually transmitted
life
110. life is shit organized bi bastards ("grumpy old men")
111. life is short & full av blisters
112. life is sik. The oenlee kyer is deth (Sebaschun Chamfort, 1790)
113. life is simpel, but not eezee.
114. life is still funny wen folk die, stil seereeus wen yu laf (Jorj B Shaw, 1906)
115. life is still poplar dispite the kost (Kathy Norris)
116. life is the art av draft konkludes from littel data (Sam Butler, 1660)
117. life is the predikament that pre-seed deth (Henree James)
118. life is the sum av yer choises (Albert Kamus)
119. life is the wae tu deth, deth is the gate tu life
life
120. life is tu short tu waste
121. life is tuff, get a helmet
122. life is wasted on the living (Douglas Adams)
123. life is wot happen wen yu make plans (Jon Lennon)
124. life is wot we make it (Grandma Moses, 1930)
125. life is wot yu make it [or make av it] (Sam Smiles, 1900)
126. life is wot yu tri wen yu kant get tu sleep (Fran Lebowitz)
127. life is wot yu yern tu be (Jose Gasset)
128. life kan hav milyuns av moments, but oenlee 1 at a time
129. life mae be preshus, but dont hav NE trade-in value
life
130. life mae be short, but memrees R long
131. life mark yu down, so start bi mark self up (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
132. life on erth inklude 1 free trip round the sun evree yeer
133. life past fast wen we dont watch, slo wen us du (Jon Steinbek, 1960)
134. life shood be a misshun, not intermisshun (Glashow)
135. life start at 40, and boy duit sho
136. life start with a kri & end with a si
137. life will never be wot yu look for.
Wen gods made man, em gave him deth, & kept life tu em (Gilamesh)
138. life without freend is ded without witnes
139. life without luv is like yeer without summer (Sweed)
life
140. life wood be much simpler without all yu folks (Blore)
141. lite hart liv long
142. liv and lern. Or at leest tri tu liv (Doug Adams)
143. liv evree dae like it iz yer last, sumdae it will be (Jeremee Shartz)
144. liv tudae. Tumorro it will be histree.
145. living is wot we get, life is wot we giv (Winston Churchil)
146. man is born av woman but hav a short time tu liv
a life full av misery
him kum up & is kut down
him flee like a shadow.
147. man kri at birth, komplaen all his life, & die disapointed (Will Tempel, 1700)
148. mi life hav grate akter, but no plot (Ashlee Brite)
149. middel aej=wen man is at peek yerning power
life
150. Most av lifes problems kum from sae yes tu fast & no tu slo (Josh Billings)
151. Most leed a life av quiet desperashun (Henree D. Thoro, 1840)
[or most men...]
152. not oenlee is life a bitch, her just had puppees
153. nu life, evreedae
154. oenlee value av life is how much yu value (Henree D Thoro)
155. plae the kards yu kum with (Josh Billings)
156. Quesshun is not if yu aksept life, quesshun is how yu take it (Henree W Beecher)
157. sell yer klothes & keep yer thots (Henree D Thoro)
158. Simpel me & I will liv (Shakespeer)
159. spekt nuthan. Liv frugal (Alis Walker)
life
160. sum yeers nuthang happen. Sum yeers evreethang fall apart.
161. Sumdae yu'll look bak on life & krash intu parked kar
162. Sumtimes the quesshun is more portant than the anser (Nansee Willard)
163. take life in yer hands is terrabel kauz theer nowon tu blame (Erika Jong)
164. The first half yu kan duit but dont get the chans
the last half yu hav the chans, but kant duit (Mark Twain)
165. The good points tu life dont offset the bad (Pliny, 70 ad)
166. The hardest yeers in life R twee 10 & 70 (Helen Haes)
167. The mass av men leed lifes av quiet desperashun (Henree D Thoro, 1854)
168. The pries is how much life yu pae for it (Henree D Thoro)
169. The purpus av life is a life av purpus (Robert Burn)
life
170. The sekret av life...be onest & deel faer.
If yukan fake that, yu hav it made (Groucho Marx)
171. The sekret av life...hang round til yu get yuzed tuit (Charles Shultz)
172. The tradjedee av life is wot yu almost win (Haewood Brown)
173. The tradjedee is wot yu miss, not wot yu suffer (Tom Karliel)
174. The werld dont oe yu nuthan. it was heer first. (Mark Twain)
175. Theer is no end line
176. tradjedee av life is not that it end 2 suen, but yu waet 2 long tu start it (W M Luis)
177. Tri tu end up with good regrets (Arthur Miller)
178. we morn wot kum & go, fret under the yoke av sot stae (Paul Eldridj)
179. we R born wet, naked, & hungree. Then life go downhill.
life
180. we R heer tu add tu life, not tu take awae (Oskar Wild)
181. wen yer a kid, be modest. Wen yung:temperat, adult:just, old:prudent (Socrates, 410 bc)
182. werld is a grindstone; life is yer nose (Fred Allen)
183. with life kum danger (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
184. wot kount iz wot yudu with yer life (Millord Fuller)
185. yer life is wot yu thank it be (Mark Aurelius)
186. Yu fall outta mothers womb, kraw kros kuntree under fire,
fall intu grave (Quentin Krisp)
187. Yu go thru so much tu get so littel (Tom A Dorgan)
188. Yu kan oenlee spend life 1 time (Lillian Diksun)
189. Yu R born wet, naked, & hungree. Then it get badder
1180. like...(tipe 1=adverb)
1. like a bat outta hell
2. like a chicken with its hed kut off
3. like a duk on a June bug
4. like a fish outta water
5. like a hous on fire=fast, vigerus
6. like a kuntree bumbkin that just falled off a ternip truk
7. like a man grasp for straws
8. like a moth tu a flame
9. like a rat up a draen pipe
like
10. like a snoball on its wae tu hell
11. like all self-made, him worship his maker
12. like be at a kake walk with no munee
13. like be in a kandy store with no munee
14. like brake in nu boots
15. like breeds like
16. like father, like sun
17. like grab hold av a ded fish
18. like it or lump it
19. like rats dezert a sinking ship
like
20. like stink on a skunk
21. like the dikkens (Shakespeer)=a lot..."herts like the dikkens"
22. like the pot kall the kettel blak
23. like 2 pees in a pod
24. like walk a bordwalk in hi heels
25. like water off a duks bak
26 like wite on rice
27 thats like nit a sweter for a ded squirrel
1181. like...(tipe 2=verb)
1. folks find the sortta thang em like (Abe Linkoln)
2. if em like me as i am, good; if not, 2 bad (Korazon Aquino)
3. if yu dont like it, yu wont sukseed (Napoleon Hill, 1960)
4. if yu like wot yu du, yer happy (Johan Von Goethe, 1800)
5. it is eezee tu duit good if yu like wot yu du (Orison Marden, 1900)
6. lern tu find wot yu like & like wot yu find (Tony D'Angelo)
7. like ies kreem wile it is on yer plate, dont tri tu wunder wi (Thorton Wilder, 1960)
8. like wot yu du (Gerry Sikorski)
9. like wot yu du & yu will duit good (Joe Gibs)
10. like wot yu du & yu will like the result
11. like wot yu du. If yu dont, du sumthang els (Paul Harvee)
12. like wot yu kan, survive wot yu must (Jon vonGoeth)
13. like yer job & yudu good werk (Aristotel)
14. most like wot em R best at (Napoleon Hill, 1960)
15. nobody like me
nonsens, not evreewon has met yu yet
16 yu dont hafta like em hu like yu, but alwaes respekt theer good judjment
17. Yu gotta find the rite trak. Yu R good onit, bad off it (Orison marden, 1900)
1182. lily-livered=koward
1183. limb...
1. sumtimes yu gotta go out on a limb tu get the fruit
1184. limber as a peech tree switch
1185. limelite...Tom Drummond in 1825 invented a brite lite bi bern lime
(kalsium oxide) in hydrogen-oxide fire.
Later yuzed as stage lites, then muvees tu spot lite the akshun or the star.
thus "in the limelite"=senter av attenshun.
1186. limit... (limitations in krat speek)
1. dont limit yer kid tu wot yuno (Bab Saeing)
2. evreewon thank the limit him see is the werld limit (Arthur Hopenhower)
3. givers set limits kauz takers dont (Irma Kurtz)
4. Imajanaeshun is yer limit (Charles Kettering)
5. Invenshuns reeched theer limit long ago (Julius Fontinus, bout 50 ad)
6. Jeenyus is limited, dum is not (Elbert Hubbard)
7. limits R in yer mind. Imajin hav no limit (Jamee Paolinetti)
8. Nawledj is limited, majinaeshun is not (Einstein)
9. Sivilizashun=limitless xpanshun av nonneeded wants (Mark Twain)
10. the nonhappy test limits
11. the wae tu no yer limits is tu kross em (Tom Moreis)
12. theer is a limit tu retribushun & punish him (Sisero, 100 bc)
13. theer is sum av Nero in evreewon. Giv him power & him go berzerk.
14. theer R limits tu wot we kan gaej (Horaes, 60 bc)
15. Yu oenlee rekonize limits wen yu tri tudu the nonpossabel (Tom Morris)
1187. lingo... (language in krat speek)
see also...tung
1. alwaes yuze the short kommon werd (Oliver W Holms)
2. dont be a slave av werds (Tom Karliel)
3. dont mistake slogan for solushun (Edward R Murro)
4. evree Amerikan kid shood gro up tu lern a lingo,
prefer English or Amerikan (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
5. fat chans=slim chans (J Gustav Wite)
6. freedum av speek is most evident wen man hit thumb with hammer (Marshal Lumsden)
7. good motto kan hide analysis 50 yeers (Wendel Wilkee)
8. I like "indolens". It make lazee seem klasee (Bern Williams)
9. if English made NE sens, a katastrofee wood be a furry apostrofee (Doug Larsun)
[nowon yuze such hi-flaluten werds round heer nowadaes]
lingo
10. if the Romans had tu lern Latin, em wood never hav time tu konker (Henrich Heime, 1850)
11. if yu lern guvt English, hu wood yu speek tu? (Clarence Darro, 1920)
12. in Paris, em staered wen I spoke tu em in French
Me never got em idiots tu understand theer tung (Mark Twain)
13. Lerned fool rite better lookin nonsens, but it is still nonsens (Ben Franklin)
14. Lerning prezeerv mistakes av the past=danjer (Alfred N Witehed)
15. Lingo=dressed-up thank (Sam Jonsun)
16. Lingo is a histree museum (Ralf W Emersun, 1880)
17. Lingo let yu avoid the subjekt at hand (Luis Tomas)
18. Man invented lingo from a deep need tu komplaen (Lily Tomlin? Jane Wagner?)
19. Man liv bi katchwerds (Rober L Stevensun)
lingo
20. Oeth is werds; werds R wind (Sam Butler, 1660)
21. politikal lingo is dezined tu make lies seem true & murder respektabel (Jorj Orwell)
22. sarkasm is the tung av the devil (Tom Karliel)
23. slang=lingo that roll up its sleevs & get tu werk (Karl Sandberg, 1959)
24. The best talk is made from simpel werds (Jorj Eliot, 1870)
25. The downtrod make slang (Tony Burges, 1990)
26. Theers a dif tween respekt & paranoia (Larry King)
27. tu many hi-sounding werds with no koasponding akshun (Abigale Adams)
28. wen ideas fael, man invent werds (Martin H Fisher)
29. werds...yu kan skate on thin ies & get intu hot water (Frank P Jones)
lingo
30. werds half reveel, half konseel (Alfred L Tennyson, 1850)
31. werds stae but the meenings chaenj (Tony Porchia, 1943)
32. yer thanking is based on yer lingo (Henri Delacro)
1188. lion's share=biggest pees
1189. lip...
1. lip servis=sae sumthang but du oppasit
2. lips R seeled=wont tell, wont reveel
1190. liquor mouth make lecherus tael (Chauser, 1380)
1191. listen... (listening in krat speek)
1. home is weer yu kan sae NE-thang yu want, kauz nowon listen
2. it take keraej tu stand up & speek.
it take keraej tu sit & listen (W Churchil)
3. listen for wot em dont sae (Peter Druker)
4. listen kareful & heer wot I dont sae (Charles C Fin)
5. listen or yer tung will keep yu def.
6. listen tu all, pluk wot yu kan, but dont kopy NE. (Chineez)
7. listen wen yu wanna talk & yu get wise (Doug Larsun)
8. Mi wife sae I dont listen tu her. Thats wot I thank her sed.
9. nowon reelee listen, tri it sumtime & yu will see wi (Mignon Mclaughlin)
10. nowon wood listen if him no its his tern tu talk next (E W How)
11. oenlee good sensership...the rite tu not listen (Tom Smothers)
12. the older I get, the more I listen tu em hu dont talk much (Germain G Glien)
13. wemen like silent men kauz em thank em listen (Marsel Achard, 1956)
1192. litacher... (literature in krat speek)
1. good book...yu reed it as many times as yu like (Sam McChord)
2. jernalism is unreedabel, lit is not reeded (Oskar Wild, 1890)
3. klassik...a book yu gotta hav but wont reed (Mark twaen)
b. a book yu kood reed, but wont
4. litacher mae get reeded 2 times, jernalism 1 time
5. literacher is luxree. Fikshun is lifeblood. (G. Chestertun)
6. literacher is quesshun without anser (Roland Barthes)
1193. litagashun...a form av hell weer yu take munee from the publik
& giv it tu lawyers (Frank Hubbard)
1194. lite, tipe 1...( not hevee)
1. as lite as a fether
2. lite pers make hevee hart [pers=pokket in modern English]
1195. lite, tipe 2... (lite shine brite in nite ski) ("light" in krat speek)
1. 2 kinds av lite...the glo that sho, & the glare that skare (hide) (James Thurber, 1950)
2. dark aej...wen folks dont see (James Michener)
3. faes the sun & shadoes R behind yu (Maori)
4. firelite not good nuff tu reed bi, but is warm & yu dont see how dirty the floor (Irish)
5. giv lite & the dark disappeer (Desiderius Eranmus, 1500)
6. gooder tu lite kandel than kers the dark (Chineez)
7. If yu see a lite in the tunnel, it mite be a traen kummin
8. Let yer lite shine
9. lite at the end av the tunnel
b. lite at end av tunnel is traen kummin
lite
10. litehous help more than churches (Ben Franklin)
11. lites on but nowon home=slang for dum
12. no matter how fast the lite, dark got theer first (Terree Pratchet)
13. seek sunlite & dont look for trubel (Ben Franklin)
14. Tu hav lite, yu gotta put it in the dark (Arlo Guthree)
b Tu hav lite, yu gotta hav dark tu stik it in
15. tu keep the lite berning, yu gotta keep adding oil (Mother Theresa)
16. tu spred lite, yu kan be a kandel or a mirrer (Edith Warton)
17. We bern daelite (Shakespeer)
18. We R nuthang, lite is all (Ralf W Emersun)
19. Wen yu hav lite inside, it sho outside (Anais Nin)
lite
20. wot yu see bi lamplite mae fade awae in sunlite (Joe Joubert)
1196. lites on but nowon home=dum= no braens
1197. litening never hit same plaes 2 times (P H Miers, 1868)
[him full av bullshit...litening WILL hit same plaes many times,
Ben Franklin prueved it 100 yrs b4 this gie]
1198. littel...
1. littel bi litel, duit (Aesop, 600bc) [?keep werkin onit til yu get it dun?]
2. littel bird told me=sekret soers (Ecclessiastes)
3. littel leek kan sink big ship (Ben Franklin)
4. Little Miss Priss
5. littel strokes fall big oeks (Ben Franklin) [fall=kut down]
1199. liv ("live" in krat speek)
1. 2 kan liv as cheep as 1, but oenlee til em go broke
b. but oenlee half as long
2. dont be afraed tu liv (Marie Kuree)
3. I plan tu liv forever. So far so good (Steev Rite)
4. I thot I lern how tu liv, but I lern how tu die (Leonardo da Vinsee)
5. if yu want tu liv, yu liv longer (Lord Bryon)
6. I'm gonna liv, or die triing
7. lets liv a littel...its all we kan afford
8. liv & lern (Jorj Gassone, 1550)
9. liv & let liv
liv
10. liv bi masheens, die bi masheens (depend on em so much,
dont no wot tudu if won brake down)
11. liv bi publisity, die bi publisity (Russel Baker)
12. liv bi the sord, die bi the sord (Mathyu)
13. liv bi the sord, get shot bi him hu liv bi the gun
14. liv evree dae like yer bout tu die & sumdae yu will
15. liv fast and die hard
16. liv good, laff oft, luv much
17. "liv in yer inkum" started as "make ends meet"
it meen spend <=inkum
18. liv like yu will die tumorro (Maria Mitchel)
19. liv off the fat av the land=liv rich (Genesis)
liv
20. liv on hope, die fasting (Ben Franklin)
21. liv simpel so others kan simplee liv (Liz Seeton)
22. liv so that even the undertaker will be sorry (Mark Twaen)
23. liv tu fite nuther dae=survive a loss (1250)
24. liv tugether like brothers and du biz like strangers. (Arab)
25. liv with wolfs, and yu lern tu howl. (Spaen)
b. liv... howl with the pak
26. liv yer life, for yu will die yer oen deth. (Latin)
27. mae yu liv all the daes av yer life (Jonathan Smith)
28. the reesun tu liv is tu get redee tu die forever (Audee Bundren)
29. tu liv, banish feer (Dorthee Thompson)
liv
30. tu liv in pees, dont tell all yuno, or judj all yu see (Ben Franklin)
31. tu liv longer, shorten yer meels (Ben Franklin)
32. tu liv without luv is no life (Molier)
33. tumorro is 2 late, liv tudae (Horaes)
34. wanna liv & yu liv longer
1200 loeded tu the gills (drunk)
1201 loer...
1. loer than a snake's belly
b.loer than a snake's belly in a wagon rut
2. loer than a worm
1202. logik... (logic in krat speek)
1. a paej av histree is werth a volyum av logik (Oliver W Holmes)
2. hope ignore logik (Norm Kuzins)
3. if humans was logikal, yu woodnt need puters
4. kant argu with ignorant man (Will McAdu) [reesun & logik dont werk]
5. logik is 1 thang, kommonsens anuther (Elbert Hubbard, 1927)
6. logik is in the ie av the logikan (Gloria Steinman)
7. logik is not siens or art, its a dodj (Ben Jowet)
8. make yer lie more logikal than truth (Ceslow Milosz)
9. remember folks R not logik, em R emoshunal (Dale Karneege)
10. Siens...rigid akkurat in wot yu see + perfekt logik (Tom Huxlee, 1860)
11. thanking is not logik (Neels Bohr)
1203. lok...
1. lok is gooder than suspishun (Irish)
2. lok, stok, & barrel...in the 1700's a musket had thees 3 maen parts
sumtimes em was disassembeled wen shipped, so yu had tu put em bak tugether
1204. lokal...
1. povertee, putridity, pests
werk, welth, werree
helth, happy, hell...all R lokal problems (Martin H Fisher)
1205. lone... (loan in krat speek)
1. if yu lone 20$ tu sumwon & never see him agin, it was werth it
2. lone is not a gift (Hungary)
1206. lone stats...
1. subpar lone stats (lones tu em hu kant get a standard lone)
2004...home lones=600 bilyun $, averaej rate=7.65%, borro 130,000$
1207. lonely, lonelee, loneleeness...
1. 1 man kant fill a hous (Robert Frost, 1950)
2. be good & yu will be lonely (Mark Twain, 1900)
3. better a littel lonely than a lot miserabel
4. if yu R lonely wen alone, yu R in bad kumpanee (Jeen Sarter, 1970)
5. lonelee is a man without luv
6. loneleeness thrive in the midst av krowds. (Maryo Mans)
7. tu be well noed is tu be lonely (A. Einstein)
8. we enter the werld alone, we leev alone (James Froude, 1880)
9. wi shood I feel lonely? Our planet is in the milky Wae (Henry D Thoro, 1854)
10. yu dont feel lonely wen yu weer squeekee shues (Martin Lees)
11. yu kant be lonely if yu like the won yu R alone with (Wayne Dier)
1208. lonesum as a polekat
1209. long...
1. long absent, soon forgot (Romainia)
2. long as a dae is long
3. long as a kuntree mile
4. long as the river
5. long in the tueth (tooth)=old, worn, tattered, dekrepid
6. long shot=small chans, wild ges (from military=shuet at distant target)
7. long time, no see
8. Longer than a roe av kotton
9. not bi a long shot=2 far awae tu shuet akkurat
1210. look...
1. better tu look like yuno that tuno (Danyeel Webster, 1830)
2. hae, yu gave me a dirty look
nope, yu alredee looked dirty
3. I yuzed tu look like this & now I still du (Yogi Berra)
4. look at the brite side
5. look b4 yu drink, reed b4 yu sine (Spaen)
6. look b4 yu leep [jump]
7. look good nuff tu eet
8. look like a winner (Arthur Ash)
9. look like deth warmed over
10. look like sumthang the kat dragged in
11. look wot the dogs dragged in and kats wont eet
12. tu get rich, yu gotta look rich (Oliver Goldsmith, 1770)
13. tu get started in the werld, yu gotta look like yu got it made (Fransis Rochfoukald)
1211. looks... (appearance in krat speek)
1. dont trust good looks
2. even beggars gotta look just so, tu max the take (Charles Lamb, 1800)
3. looks kan deseev
4. man fall in luv with girl in lite so dim
he wood never selekt a suit bi it (Maurice Chevalae)
5. outside sho hide inside werth (Ben Franklin)
6. outside sho is poor substitute for inside werth (Aesop, 550bc)
7. sho is not substans
8. surfus looks deseev many (Faedrus, 40ad)
9. The lord prefer the kommon look, thats wi him made so many plaen folk (Abe Linkoln)
10. we see thangs as we R, not as em R (Leo Rosten)
11. wemen put grate effort intu tri tu look natural (Fransis Rochfoukald, 1670)
12. werld liv bi outside sho
more portant tu seem tuno, than tuno (Daniel Webster)
12. wot seem is not wot be (Robert Southee, 1800)
13. yu R wot yu R wen nowon look (Robert Edwards)
1212. lord...
1. lord willing & the kreek dont rise
2. the lord is mi shepard, I shall not want
3. the lord muve in misteereeus waes
1213. lost...
1. I dont weree wen I get lost, I chaenj weer I wanna go
2. I got lost in thot...unfameelyar lanskape
3. lost gold mae be found, lost moment never
4. lost his marbels (went ku-ku)
5. lost time is never found (Ben Franklin)
1214. lot...
1. a lot harder tu hit a nael in the dark
2. lots faster than a raes hoers
1215. lottery...
1. I look at the lottery as the tax for the math challenjed (Roger Jones)
1216. loud...
1. loudmouth...lerned tu wisper in a sawmill
1217. lounge lizard=sleez, slippry
1218. lues... (loose in krat speek)
1. lues as a gues
2. lues bits sink chips
3. lues kannon=blabbermouth
4. lues lips sink ships
1219. luk... ("luck" in superkrat)
1. a littel luk & a littel guvt is needed, but oenlee a fool trust eether (P J O'Rourk)
2. a pound av pluk is werth a ton av luk (James Garfeeld, 1870)
3. bad luk kum in 3's
4. bad luk tu be superstishus (Andru Mathis)
5. better an owns av luk than a pound av gold (Yiddish)
6. chans faver the preped mind (Luis Pastuer)
7. dont menshun luk in the presens av a self-made man (E B Wite)
8. dum beleev in luk. Smart beleev in kauz & effekt (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
9. folks with good habits hav good luk.
luk
10. forchun [luk] bring in sum boets not steered (Shakespeer)
11. good & bad luk will alwaes be with us, but luk faver the smart (Jon Duee, 1945)
12. harder me werk, the more luk me hav
13. I beleev in luk. How els explaen the sukses av yer foes? (Jeen Kokto)
14. I find the harder I werk, the more luk I hav (Tom Jeffersun? or Ben Franklin?)
15. if yer luk is all bad, tri sumthang nu (Haewood Brown)
16. if yu thank a rabbits foot is lukkee, thank wot it did for the rabbit (R E Shae)
b. rabbits foot did not werk for the rabit
17. its bad luk tu be superstishus (Andru W Mathis)
18. luk=be redee for the chans (Frank Dabel, 1960)
19. luk=grab the chanses that kum yer wae (Sam Goldwin, 1970)
luk
20. luk=oportunitee + ability (Sam Goldwin)
21. luk=oportunitee nok & yu anser
22. luk=prepared+opportunitee (Neel Pert)??? (Elmer Letterman)
23. luk & glass...eezee tu brake
24. luk av the draw
25. luk dont giv, it lend (Sweed)
26. luk dont make yu wise (Seneka)
27. luk faver em hu dont depend onit
28. luk is a side effekt av bust-yer-fanny (Don Sutton)
29. luk is hard werk (Luseel Ball)
luk
30. luk is the idol av the idel
31. luk is wotz left over aft yu giv 100% (Langstrom Koleman)
32. luk seek em hu flee & flee em hu seek it (Jerman)
33. luk will chaenj (Wilsun Mizner)
34. name the gratest inventer...akseedent (Mark Twaen)
35. oenlee thang that overkum hard luk...hard werk (Harry Gold)
36. sum folk want theer luk buttered (Tom Hardy, 1920)
37. sumwon gotta hav bad luk so the rest kan be happy
38. the more yu swet, the lukkeer yu get (Rae Krok, 1980)
39. the oenlee shuer thang bout luk is it will chaenj (Bret Hart, 1900)
1220. lukee...
1. a lukky man is rarer than a wite kro (Juneval, 100ad)
2. lukee as a rabbits foot
3. lukee for rulers, men dont thank (Hitler)
1221. luse... (loose in krat speek)
1. luse as a goose (gues)
2. luse lips sink ships
1222. lust...
1. 3 gates av hell...lust, greed, get mad (B Gita)
2. ambishun, kruel, greed, revenj...all R based on lust (DeSade)
3. ambishun is a lust that gro without limit (Tom Otwae)
4. desire is boundless but the akt is a slave tu limits (Shakespeer)
5. desire outliv perform many yeers (Shakespeer, Henree 4)
6. her hang on him like appetite gro the more it feed (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
7. Hitler is a monster, insateabel in lust for blood & plunder (W Churchil)
8. I am driven bi the flesh. Gotta du wot the devil drive
(Shakespeer, alls good that end good)
9. keep buzee, idel person will lust (Jeremy Taelor)
lust
10. lust...man krave salt as him die av thirst (Fred Buechner)
11. lust, tho linked tu angel, stae in bed & prae on garbage (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
12. lust after woman=adultree av the hart (Bibel)
13. lust dont no weer need end (Ben Franklin)
14. lust for power, not power, korrupt absolute (Power)
15. lust is selfish & kruel (Jon Milton)
16. lust mae be witty, never wise (Jon Webster)
17. lust's passhun will be serverd, it demand, it tyrannize (DeSade)
18. more lust=less romans (Doug Horton)
19. perverts set munee-lust b4 pleshuers av the senses (Erza Pound)
lust
20. short fun breed months av paen. Hot desire bekum kold disdane (Shakespeer, Lucrece)
21. society drive yu nuts with lust & kall it advertize (Jon Laer)
22. teers harden lust. Marbel weer in the raen (Shakespeer, Lucrece)
23. theer is a lust in man no charm kan tame (Steev Harvee)
24. theer lust for power match theer lak av abel tu yuze power (W Churchil)
25. true luv dont die, but lust faed awae (Alicia Barnhart)
26. true men av old did not lust for life or dred deth. Eezee kum, eezee go. (Chuang Tzu)
27. walk in the spirit & dont lust for the flesh (Paul)
28. wemen lust tu be misunderstood (Will Rogers)
29. yer wives, dotters, matrons, maeds kant fill mi lust (Shapespeer, Macbeth)
30. yu thank it bad that lust & rage rull mi old aej?
so it was wen me was yung (Will B Yeets)
1223. luv... ("love" in superkrat)
1. aft I found luv, I lerned how tu worship (Henree Ward Beecher, 1880)
2. all the werld luv a luver (evreewon luv luvers)
3. alls faer in luv & war
4. eezee tu fall in luv, hard tu find the won tu katch yu.
5. evreewon luv luvers (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
6. forget luv, I'd rather fall in choklut
7. god is luv (Jon)
8. gravity dont make yu fall in luv (A Einstein)
9. Him hu luv self dont hav rivals (Ben Franklin)
luv
10. I luv it wen dad kook, we eet outside & no vegees in site (Dennis)
11. I was sik & tingly all over...must be luv or smallpox (Woody Allen)
12. if I luv til it hert, I dont hert no more (Mother Teresa)
13. if luv is not bilt on freendship, it is a hous bilt on sand (Ella Wilkox)
14. if oenlee yu kood tell true luv from fawls (Katherine Mansfeeld, 1900)
15. if yer sensabel, yu kant duit (Douglas Yates)
16. if yu hav it, dont matter wot yu dont hav
if yu dont hav it, dont matter wot yu hav (James M Barree, 1900)
17. I'll kum make luv at 5, if I'm late, start without me (Tal Bankhed)
18. in romans, eech plae the part the other want (Elizabeth Ashlee)
19. koers av true luv never run smooth (Shakespeer (midsummer nites dreem))
luv
20. life is the enemee av luv (Jon Anouilh, 1980)
21. Luv...best thang yu kant bi with munee (Neel Kolton)
22. Luv...tu much is not nuff (Peerre Beaumarchis, 1750)
23. Luv=1 sole in 2 bodees (Aristotel, 350 bc)
24. Luv=temp madness. Marraej will kyer it (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
25. Luv all, trust fyu, rong nun (Shakespeer)
26. luv and aejs are best wen fresh. (Russya)
27. luv at first site is the gratest laber-saving devies ever
28. luv at first site save a lotta time
29. Luv bild bridjes weer theer R nun (R H Delonee)
luv
30. Luv dont chaenj wen it meet chaenjes (Shakespeer)
31. Luv dont make the werld go round, but it make the ride werthwile (Frank P Jones)
32. Luv is a dirty trik (W S Maugham, 1949)
33. Luv is a game 2 kan plae & both win (Eva Gabor)
34. Luv is a hier law (Boethius, 524)
35. Luv is alwaes tu littel or tu much (Anelia Bar, 1900)
36. Luv is blind (Shakespeer)
37. luv is blind, winged Kupid (mid-summer nites dreem, 1595)
38. Luv is everlasting wuend (Maureen Duffy)
39. Luv is fate, not chois (Jon Driden, 1660)
luv
40. Luv is fire. Dont no if it will warm the hart or bern-down the hous (Jason Jordan)
41. Luv is first, then liv (Zelda Fitzgerald, 1940)
42. Luv is forever, it never die (Emilee Dikinsun)
43. Luv is grand, divoers is 100 grand.
44. Luv is ideal, maeraej is reel, konfuze the 2 & yu get punished (Goethe)
45. Luv is krazy (Sigmund Freud, 1900)
46. Luv is like an ourglas...the braen emptee intu the hart (Jules Renard)
47. luv is like due...it fall on both nettles and lilies. (Sweed)
48. luv is like heven, but hert like hell
49. Luv is mad (krazy) (Spaen & Pedro Barka)
luv
50. Luv is madness (Marilyn French)
51. Luv is no fun wen it is no longer a sekret (Afra Behn, 1680)
52. Luv is the anser, but wile yu waet for it, sex is prettee goood tu (Woody Allen)
53. Luv is the best medasin (Julee Maree)
54. Luv is the delushun 1 woman differ from anuther (H L Menchen, 1920)
55. luv is the master kee which open the gates av happiness
56. Luv is the oenlee thang we kan take tu our grave (Louisa Mae Alkot)
57. Luv is the triump av imajun over reesun (H. L. Menchen, 1920)
b. over smarts
58. Luv is the wisdom av fools & the folly av the wise (Sam Jonsun, 1830)
59. Luv kan hope wen reesun despaer
luv
60. Luv kan last longer than good helth
61. Luv kast off feer
62. Luv konker all (or luv overkum all) (Emmet Fox)
63. Luv mae be the fruet av maeraej (Frans)
64. Luv make life werth it
65. luv me, luv mi dog
66. luv meen yu gotta sae yer sorry evree 5 minuts
67. luv or die (W H Auden, 1960)
68. luv rule without rules. (Italy)
69. luv self=lifelong romans (Oskar Wild)
luv
70. luv self=no rivals
71. luv self is the start av a life-long romans (Oskar Wild)
72. luv shood be behind evree weddng, but not far behind
73. luv sumwon? set it free. If it kum bak, yu hav luv. If not, yu dont.
74. luv tell us many thangs that are not so. (Ukraen)
75. luv tern hevee intu lite (Tom Kempis, 1460)
76. luv the hart that hert yu. Never hert the hart that luv yu (Vipin Sharma)
77. luv triangel is a rektangel
78. luv wile yu kan (A Freeligrath)
79. luv will find a wae
luv
80. luv won anuther (Jesus)
81. luv wot yu du (Bart Konver)
82. luv yer enemees, it make em so mad
83. luv yer enemees, it make em wunder wot yu R up tu
84. luv yer naber like self (like yu luv self) (Romans)
85. luv yer naber like self, but chuez the rite naberhood (Louise Beal)
86. luv yer naber, but dont get kot
87. luv yer naber, but dont tare down the fens (Ben Franklin)
88. luv yer werk or luv yer job (David Sarnof)
89. luved bi sum, hated bi many, enveeed bi most, wanted bi plentee
luv
90. many die from lak av bred, more die from lak av luv (Mother Teresa)
91. most sinseer form av luv...luv av food (Jorj B Shaw)
92. nonkondishunal luv...dogs duit, kids want it,
rest av us take wot we get
93. nonwon no wot luv is til 25yrs aft the wedding (Mark Twaen)
94. reel luv storees never end (Richard Bach)
95. reel luvers R silly (Rose Franken
96. serv all, luv 1 (Onor DeBalzak, 1840)
97. The koers av tru luv never run smooth (Shakespeer)
98. The more yu luv wot yu du, the more suksesful yu will be (Jerry Gills)
99. The most sinseer luv is luv av food (Jorj B. Shaw)
luv
100. The oenlee remedee for luv is more av the same (Henree D. Thoro)
101. Theer is more hunger for luv than for bred in this werld (Mother Theresa)
102. Ofelia: tis breef mi lord
Hamlet: as woman's luv (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
103. true luv dont die, it never end. It dont liv happy ever after (K Nite)
104. true luv gather no moss (muvee "the Philidelfeia Story")
105. true luv is like a goest...evreewon talk bout it,
no won see it (Fransis Rochfoucauld, 1660)
106. Tu feer luv is tu feer life (Bertrand Russel)
107. wen luv tuch, evreewon is a poet (Plato)
108. werld need more luv & less paperwerk (Perl Baelee, 1980)
109. without luv, erth is a tomb (Robert Browning)
luv
110. wot du yu kall a man lukee in luv? A bacheler.
111. yu dont beleev in luv til it get yu (Maree Esclenbach)
112. yu kan divide luv forever & theer is evermore (Ann M Lindberg)
1224. luved won...
1. luved won shood not make yu kri, shood be werth kriing over
2. we first understand deth wen him put his hand on a luved won (M deStael)
3. yern for luved won is sweet paen (Jon Driden, 1670)
1225. luv tu fli: exhilarate tu hang tween the illushun
av not mortal & fakt av deth (Alex Chase)
1226. luze...
1. Him hu gotu the law over a sheep will luze his kow (Spanish)
2. if a man fall 1 time, all step on him (Tom Fuller, 1650)
3. If yu giv up liberty for temp safety, yu luze both (Ben Franklin)
4. "its oenlee a game" is oenlee for luzers
5. lend munee, luze freend (Will Kaxton, 1450)
6. life is a gambel. Oft fool win & wise luze (Jerome Jerome)
7. luze 1 illushun is better than find 1 truth (Ludwig Born)
8. luze leezyer, luze sole (Logan P Smith)
9. luze munee=big loss, luze freend=bigger loss, luze spirit=luze all (Spaen)
luze
10. luze yer temper=luze the argument
11. neglekt lernin & yu luze the past & dont hav a fyucher (Euripides)
12. nuthang rong with be a luzer...depend on how good at it yu R
13. sho me a good luzer & i'll sho yu a luzer (Paul Numan, 1950)
14. sho me a good luzer & i'll sho yu a man hu plae golf with the boss
15. shooda, kooda, wooda dont werk (Pat Riley)
16. tu luze 1 parent is misforchun, 2 is kareless (Oskar Wild)
17. tu luze is not disgraes if yu did yer best (Jim Palmer)
18. tu luze wate is no walk in the park
19. wotever yu luze, it is werth 2-times as much now
20. yu dont luze til yu stop triing (Mike Ditka)
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