1227. maby...
1. maby puter siens shood be part av the Theeology kolleej
2. maby this werld is anuthers hell (A Huxlee)
3. maby yu kant bi happiness, but thees daes, yu kan charj it
1228. mad, tipe 1 (bonkers, krazy, ku-ku, funee farm, luenee, nuts, loko, (not sane(krats oenlee)))
1. all grate men hav sum madness (Aristotel)
2. as mad as a march hare (English)
3. evree jenyus hav a tuch av madness (Aristotel, 350 bc)
4. evreewon hav a dash av madness (Ralf W Emersun)
5. founders av relijuns & masterpeeses R all madmen (Marsel Proust)
6. I didnt luze mi mind, I hav a bakup on tape sumweer
7. I dont suffer from madness, I like it (like evree minut av it)
8. I told mi si-ki-a-trist evreewon hate me.
Him sed "yer nuts, evreewon havnt met yu yet". (Rodney Dangerfeeld)
9. mad as a hatter (em yuzed merkeree tu tan hides.
It uez thru skin & in time drive em mad)
mad 1 (krazy)
10. mad as a march hare (Luis Karrol, 1868)
11. Mad as an old wet hen
12. mad dogs & Englishmen (go out in the middae sun=kant chaenj habits)
13. mad man ride a mad hoers (Ben Franklin)
14. maddening krowd (Tom Grae, 1751)
15. madness...du same thang over & over & spekt dif results (A. Einstein)
16. madness mae not be brakedown, mae be brakethru or brake out (R D Laeing)
17. man is not mad, but big grueps oft R (Fred Nietzshe)
18. medikans sae 1 in 4 is sik in the hed
look around, if others seem ok, yer sik (Rita Mae Brown)
19. the werld hav periods av madness, folloed bi reesun (Herman Broch, 1940)
mad 1 (krazy)
20. this be mad, but theer iz a wae tuit (Shakespheer)
21. wen theer is a problem & nowon no wot tu du...sumwon will take charj, but him be nuts
1229. mad tipe 2 ("angree")
1. 2 thangs yu shood not get mad at...wot yu kan help, & wot yu kant (Tom Fuller, 1650)
2. blo yer top in 1 sekond, repent for 100 daes (Chineez)
3. eezee tu get mad. Hard tu direkt yer mad at rite persun, at rite time
in the rite wae (Aristotel, 350bc)
4. "fli intu a pashun"=slang for get mad [hi-fla-luten krats oenlee]
5. get mad is a luxree oenlee the rich kan afford (Gregoree, 600ad)
6. get mad is expensiv (Italy)
7. get mad is like thro rok at wasp nest
8. get mad make a man witty & keep him poor (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
9. get mad without power is folly (Jerman)
mad 2 (angry)
10. if him get yu mad, him beet yu (Elizabeth Kennee)
11. if yu speek wen mad, yu will make the best speech yu will ever regret (Laurens Peter)
12. if yu was on fire, I wood pis on yu tu put it out
13. mad as a hornet
14. mad man open mouth & shut mind (Kato, 200bc)
15. mad nuff tu eet barbed wire & spit naels
16. madder than a wet hen
17. starv yer mad & it get fat (Emilee Diksun, 1880)
18. tu akt wen mad is like tu put tu see in a storm (Tom Fuller, 1650)
19. tu kontrol yer temper is good, tu prevent it, gooder (Trion Edwards, 1860)
mad 2 (angry)
20. wen yu get mad, thank bout konseequenses (Konfushus)
21. wen yu get mad, yu end in shame (Ben Franklin)
22. yu kant stae mad at the truth (Greg Evans)
23. yu suffer more wen mad than from wot got yu mad (Mark Antonee, 30bc)
1230. made...
1. made av sterner stuff=unyeelding (Shakespeer, Julius Seesar)
1231. mae...
1. mae all yer weeds be wildflowers
2. mae the devil chase yu evreedae but never katch yu (Irish)
3. mae the outside faes match the man inside (Sokrates, 400bc)
4. mae the spirit watch over yu & keep yu safe
5. mae the wind alwaes be at yer bak, the see kalm, the sun lo,
the fish fresh, the beech in site, the fire redee
6. mae yer trubels last as long as yer nu yeers resolushun (Joe Bishop)
7. mae yu get tu heven 1/2 our b4 the devil no yer ded (Irish)
1232. mae yu liv in interesting times...bad translashun av Chieneez kers
mae yu liv with kaeos gooder translashun
1233. maeled fist=strong military (Bismark, 1897)
1234. maer... (Mayor in krat speek)
1. I didnt kommit a krime (David Dinkins av NuYork Sitee, indited for inkum tax fraud)
2. Kops R not heer tu start disorder, em R tu keep disorder (Shekago maer Dalee, 1968)
3. sept for the killings, Washington hav a very lo krime rate (Marion Barry)
4. The streets av filly R safe sept for folks yu make em unsafe (Frank Rizzo)
1235. maeraej... ("Marriage" in krat speek)
1. A dress that zip up the bak bring husband & wife tugether (James Boren)
2. A man mae be a fool & not noit. But not aft the wedding (H L Menken)
3. aft yu forgiv yer man, dont reheet the sins over brakefast (Marleen Dietrich)
4. All maeraejes R mixed (Chantal Saperstein)
5. basis for maeraej...mutual misunderstand (Oskar Wild)
6. ben maereeed 38 yrs & dont regret 1 dae av it.
that 1 dae is 8 July 1992.
7. Best maeraej if wife is blind & husband def (Oner deBalzak)
8. divoers=past tens av marry
9. fate badder than deth...maeraed alive
maeraej
10. For maeraej tu werk, yu gotta fall in luv many times, tu the same persun
(Mignon McLauflin)
10. get wed erlee in the morn.
Then if it dont werk out, yu dont waest the hole dae (Mikee Runee)
11. good maeraej=blind wife & def husband
12. grate tu find the speshal won yu wanna anoi the rest av yer life (Rita Rudner)
13. happy maeraej...2 good forgivers (Ruth B Graham)
14. hipnotize...get a man in yer power, make him du wotever yu want
thats not hipnotize, thats maeraej
15. I didnt no wot true happy iz til I got wed, but then it was tu late (Max Kaufman)
16. I maereed the wife for her looks, but not the looks her giv me
17. I thank em shood liv next door & visit now & then (Kat Hepbern)
18. If marraej is outlawed, oenlee outlaws wood hav inlaws
19. If yer husband & a lawyer R bout tu drown,
du yu gotu lunch or a muvee?
maeraej
20. If yu find a good wife, yu will be happy
If not, yu bekum a filosofer (Sokrotes)
21. If yu outlaw maeraej, oenlee outlaws will hav inlaws
22. If yu wanna giv up the adorashun av manee for the kritize av 1,
get married (Kathern Hepbern)
23. If yu want long life & sloe deth, get wed
24. it destroy mi nervs tu tri tu be amiabel evree dae (Ben Disraeli)
25. it take luse raens tu keep maeraej tite. (Jon Stevensun)
26. keep yer ies open B4 maeraej, half shut after
27. Luv=temp madness maeraej will kyer (Ambrose Beers)
28. Maeraej...at see without kompas (Heinrich Heine)
29. Maeraej...I found that speshal sumwon tu annoy the rest av mi life
maeraej
30. Maeraej...yu drag god & the law intu sordid affaers av famlee (O C Ogilvee)
31. Maeraej=2 folks...1 never remember birthdaes, 1 never forget (Ogden Nash)
32. Maeraej=half the greef, dubel the fun, 4 times the spend (English)
33. Maeraej=instatute weer the ins want out & the outs want in (Ralf W. Emersun)
34. Maeraej is 30% luv, 70% forgiv (Langdon Mitchel)
35. Maeraej is a grate instatute, but Im not redee tu be instatuted (Mae West)
36. Maeraej is a partnership...hes the silent partner
37 maeraej is luv, luv is blind, thus maeraej=instatute for the blind
38. Maeraej is a test yu didnt study for
39. Maeraej is good for all hu R afraed tu sleep alone at nite (St Jerome)
maeraej
40. Maeraej is happy if em are as deep in luv as deep in debt
41. Maeraej is like a bank akkount...yu put it in, take it out, luze interest (Irwin Koree)
42. Maeraej is like a bath...after a wile its not so hot
43. Maeraej is like a bird in a kaej...the ins want out & the outs want in
44. Maeraej is like midnite fone kal...1 ring & yu wake up
44. Maeraej is made in heven, & so is litening & Thunder.
45. Maeraej is not a werd, its a sentens
46. Maeraej is the oenlee advenchuer open tu kowards (Voltaer)
47. Maeraej is tu interesting tu oenlee tri it 1 time (Eva Gabor)
48. Maeraej: wen yu find out the man yer wife wood prefer
49. Maeraej is yer last chans tu gro up (B A Billingbee)
maeraej
50. Maeraej make man & wife 1, but still 2 fools (Will Kongreev)
51. Maeraej make straenj bedfelloes (Groucho Marx)
52. Maeraej teech yu all sorts av good traet yu wood never need if yu was singel
53. Maeraej teech yu tu thank far nuf ahed tu not sae wot yu thank (Jeff Mchamer)
54. Maeraej trubel start wen man so bizee ernin his salt, him forget his shugar
55. Many girls marry military man kauz him yuzed tu take orders
56. Master+mistres+ 2 slaves=2 in all (Ambrose Beers, 1911)
57. Matrimony...food store get the akkount the flower shop had (Fransis Rodman)
58. Matrimony bonds machuer slo, same as other bonds (Peter DeVries)
59. Men wed & spekt woman tu stae the same.
wemen wed & tri tu chaenj the man.
Thus, both R inevablee doomed tu disapointment. (A. Einstein)
maeraej
60. more maeraejes wood last if yu realize the better kum aft the badder (Doug Larson)
61. never feel bad yu thank bad thangs bout yer wife
her thank much badder bout yu (Jeen Rostand, 1927)
62. never gotu bed mad. Stae up & fite (Filis Diller, 1966)
63. nowon spekt tu sukseed at NE feeld av werk
yet all spekt maeraej tu sukseed (Sidnee J Harris)
64. oenlee 2 thangs kauz unhappy maeraej...men & wemen
65. oenlee dif tween wedding & fyunral...yu get tu smell the flowers (Graes Hansen)
66. reesun for matrimony is patrimony (Ogden Nash)
67. She kried & the judj wiped her teers with mi chekbook (Tom Manvil)
68. She quiet av maeraej replaes the fever av luv (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
69. spous...sumwon hu stand beside yu thru all the trubels
yu wood not hav if yu was singel
maeraej
70. The value is not bout adults make kids, but that kids make adults (Peter deVrees)
71. Theer is oenlee 1 wae tu hav a happy maeraej
Wen I find out wot it iz, ill wed (Klint Eestwood)
72. tu be happy in maeraej, yu gotta divors self (Jeree McKant)
73. tu make matrimony an investment, keep up the interest
74. vyues av husband is not that av management
75. We ben hapalee married 7 yeers. 7 outta 23 is not bad
76. Wedding is happy. Living tugether is the problem (Raemond Hull)
77. wemen erj bachelors tu matrimony.
if zat charity or revenj? (Gustave Vapero)
78. Wen a man open a kar door for his wife, its a nu kar or a nu wife (Prins Filip)
79. Wen a man steel yer wife, the best revenj is let him keep her (Sacha Guitree)
maeraej
80. Wen maeraej is outlawed, oenlee outlaws will hav inlaws
81. Wen woman marry agin, its kauz her hated husband 1
wen man marry agin, its kauz him adored wife 1 (Oskar Wild)
82. Wen yu hav it, it luze the charm av the chaes (Pliny 2)
83. wife hav more power over man than the state (Ralf W Emersun)
84. Won mans folly is other mans wife (Helen Rowland)
85. Wot delite wedded folk hav tu lure in more fools (Sam Pepys)
86. yuno wot it meen tu kum home tu a wife hu giv yu a littel affekshun?
It meen yer in the rong hous. (Henree Yungman)
1236. magnokaertik...NE parked kar that attrakt lues shopping karts
1237. majik... (magical in krat speek)
1. wi did the majikan want mi mink kote?
he wanted tu pull rabbits outta it.
1238. majority...
1. it is wunderful tu see a rong-heded majority lern the truth (Jon K Galbraeth)
2. majority is how yu tell krime from law
3. majority not alwaes rite
4. the majority is alwaes rong (henrik Ibsen, 1910)
5. wen yu R on the side av the majority, time tu reform (Mark Twain)
1239. make...
1. make a beeline for (go strate tuit)
2. make a freend wen yu dont need 1
3. make a kleen brest av it
4. make a long story short
5. make a mountain outta a molehill=exaggerate
6. make du with wot yu hav
7. make ends meet=liv in yer inkum
8. make evreethang as simpel as posabel, but no simpler [than that](A. Einstein)
9. make hae wile the sun shine=take advantaej av good wether(Jon Haewood, 1550)
make
10. make happy those hu are neer, and those hu are far will kum. (Chineez)
11. make haste (Shakespeer)=hurry
12. make haste not waste
13. make haste slo (Suetonius, 100 ad)
14. make it a bakers duzen (bakers duzen=13)
15. make me mad nuff tu chu naels and spit out BBs
16. make no bones bout it=direkt, no fuss
17. make munee yer god & it will plaeg yu like the devil (Henree Feelding)
18 make others happy even if yu hafta leev em alone tu duit
19. make short shift av it=eezee tu du
make
20. make sure yu stae in with equals if yu fall out with yer bosses. (Ju)
21. make the fur fli=fite (kat fite)
22. make the grade=pass entrans exam
23. make the most av it
24. make the most av self, its all yu hav (Ralf W Emersun)
25. make the most av wot kum & leest av wot go
26. make yer blood boil
27. make yer haer stand on end (Shakespeer)=skared
1240. man...
1. 3 elements av man...job, food, woman (Martin H Fisher)
2. 3 staejes in a mans life...1. beleev in Santa, 2. dont beleev, 3 be
3. a hard man is good tu find (Mae West)
4. a man as good as his werd [as good as his bond]
5. a man av fyu werds
6. a man kan be happy with NE woman as long as him dont luv her (Oskar Wild)
7. a mans werd is as good as his bond
8. a werthwile man will smile wen evreethang go rong (Ella Wilkox)
9. behind evree grate man is a sprized woman (Mary Peersun)
man
10. behind evree man is the woman him run from.
10. Dont aksept a ride from straenj men & remember all men R straenj (Robin Morgan)
11. fastest wae tu a man's hart is thru his chest (Rozan Arnold)
12. first 20 yeers, mother ask yu "weer ya goin?"
next 40 yeers, wife ask "weer ya goin?"
wen yer ded, the morners ask same quesshun
13. gentelman is a paeshent wolf (Lana Terner)
14. giv a man a free hand and he'll run it all over yu (Mae West)
15. god made man, then had a better idea
b. god made man, that was praktis
16. hibrow: a man hu found sumthang more interesting than woman (Ed Wallas)
17. I want a man thats kind & understanding.
is that 2 much tu ask av a milyunaer? (Zsa Gabor) [yes]
18. if man sae sumthang & no woman heer it, is him still rong?
19. if yu want tu test a man, giv him power (Abe Linkoln)
man
20. I'm not aginst naked wemen...not as much as I'd like tu be (Benny Hill)
20. just man is hard. Wise man is sad (Voltair)
21. man...anamal made wen god was tired
22. man=animal that bargin (Adam Smith, 1770)
23. man+wife=1 fool
24. man after his oen hart
25. man after munee is munee mad (Vik Oliver)
if him keep it, hes a kapitalist
if him spend it hes a plae boy (spendthrift)
if him dont get it, hes a never-du-good
if him dont tri him lak ambishun
if him get it without werk, him a parasite
if him werk hard tu akkumulate munee, folk kall him a fool hu never lived.
26. man av fyu werds
27. man av the werld=xpeerensed, sofistikated
28. man chaes woman til her katch him
29. man differ form animal bi littel & most thro awae the dif (Konfushus, 500bc)
man
30. man dont liv bi bred alone
31. man dont liv bi werds alone, even tho him mae hafta eet em (Adli Stevensun)
32. man dont seek luk, luk seek him (Turkee)
33. man du thangs, not kommittees, not kumpanees (Alfred Montapent)
34. man get pinyuns the wae boys lern tu spell...bi repatishun (Elizabeth B Browing, 1856)
35. man heer wot him wanna. Ignore the rest (Paul Simon)
36. man hu dont lern is dark, like walking in the nite. (Chineez)
37. man hu speek like big weel is a spokes persun
38. man hu wed twice is 2-time luzer
39. man is a politikal animal (Aristotle)
man
40. man is a rashunal animal that go intu a rage
if yu ask him tu du sumthang rashunal (Oskar Wild)
41. man is a smart animal hu akt like imbasil (Albert Schweitzer)
42. man is more kareful with his munee than his prinsapels (Oliver W Holms, 1897)
43. man is more powerful than matter (Benjamin Disraeli, 1860)
44. man is never man nuff (Germain Greer)
45. man is never wise nuff that yu kant leed him bi the nose (Mark Twaen)
46. man is noed bi the kumpanee him keep (M Koverdale, 1541)
47. man is not kompleet til him wed. Then hez dun fer.
48. man is not onest is him never had chans tu steel (Yidish)
49. man is stronger wen him see the helping hand is at the end av his arm (Sidnee Fillips)
man
50. man is the best puter we kan put in a spaeskraft,
and oenlee 1 we kan mass produes with unskilled laber (Werner VonBraun)
51. man is the missing link tween ape & human
52. man is the oenlee animal that blush. Or need tu (Mark Twain)
53. man is the oenlee animal that kan be skinned several times
54. man is wot him make av self (Alexander G Bell)
55. man kan klimb the hi peek, but kant stae long (Jorj B Shaw)
56. man kant liv bi nonkompetent alone (Laurens Peter)
57. man oft thank self is portant
58. man refuze tu be wot him be (Albert Kalmus)
59. man was made at the end, wen god was tired (Mark Twain)
man
60. man will never fli (lord Kelvin, 8 months b4 rite brothers did it)
(& in 1907 lord Haldane sed it tu. him was British Military boss)
61. man with koff kant hide (Afrika)
62. man without bank akkount is av littel akkount
63. man without purpus is like a ship without a rudder (Tom Karliel)
64. mans hous is his kastel (Edward Koke, 1600)
65. many a man got a big vocabulary bi marry it
66. men beleev wot em wanna (Ben Franklin)
67. Men R kids, supersized (Lawana Blakwell)
68. Men R like wine...sum tern sour, others impruev with aej (Pope Jon 23)
69. Men R wot mother made em (Ralf W Emersun)
man
70. men talk av killing time, but time kill all
71. men want a virjin hu isa wore (Ed Dalberg)
72. men wont tell yu NE-thang til yu kontradikt him (Jorj B Shaw)
73. no man is ever old nuff tuno better
74. Suksesful man advans a step at a time (Alexander G Bell)
75. Sum see man as rashunal. I looked hi & lo & dont find evidens av it (Berstrand Russel)
76. The press make it sound like a good man is a good Nazi (David Thomas)
77. tu hold a man, woman gotta apeel tu the baddest in him (Oskar Wild)
78. yung man hu dont kri is a savaej
old man hu dont laff is a fool (Jorj Santayana)
1241. manager...
1. manager tri tu du thangs rite
leeder tri tu du rite thangs (Peter Drukker)
2. managers make it as hard as possibel for werkers tu werk (Peter Druker)
1242. manhole...ever wunder wi manholes R round?
Its so the kuver wont fall in the hole.
If yu yuzed square, or rektangel or oval...1 side shorter
so tern it a littel & it fall thru the hole.
1243. mankind... (humankind in krat speek)
1. 1 small step for 1 man, 1 giant leep for mankind (Neel Armstrong, 20 July 1969)
2. Adam ate the appel. Our teeth still aek (Hungary)
3. biggest obstakel tu progress is the human raes (Don Marquis)
4. cabbage...bout as big & wise as a mans hed (Ambrose Beers)
5. dog is supeeryer tu man, it dont no "shood be" (Lonzo Idolswine)
6. god gave man a lot, but man spekt much from man (Tony Porchia, 1943)
7. I luv mankind, kant stand peepl (Charlee Brown=Charles Schultz)
8. I thank wen god made man, him overestimated his ability (Oskar Wild)
9. if man is oenlee wot him seem tu be, him be nuthang (Tony Porchia, 1943)
mankind
10. if woman was pikky, that wood be the end av mankind (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
11. it oft seem a pity...noah did not miss the boet (Mark Twaen)
12. man...a being in serch av meening (Plato)
13. man...a kreechur God made at the end av the week wen him was tired (Mark Twaen)
14. man...oenlee animal tu feer & be feered (D H Lawrens)
15. man...reesuning animal that is not reesunabel (Alex Hamilton)
16. man...talking monkees with an attitude (Unkel Ben)
17. man has acheeved thangs oenlee on paper (Jorj B Shaw)
18. man is a slave tu his organs (Aldous Huxlee)
19. man is as god made him & oft badder (Miguel deCervantes)
mankind
20. man is harder than a rok & more brakabel than an aeg (Slav)
21. man is harder than iron, stronger than rok, softer than a rose (Turk)
22. man is loer than angels, & gettin loer all the time (Josh Billings)
23. man is on the march, erth is left behind (David Ehrenfeld, 1978)
24. man is stranj: dont reed handriting on the wall
til his bak is up ginst it (Adlai Stevensun)
25. man is the oenlee animal that refuze tu be wot him be (Al Kamus)
26. man is the oenlee varmit hu set trap, baet it, & then fall intu it (Jon Steinbek)
27. man laff, man kri. Him see diff tween wot be & wot otta be (Will Hazlit, 1819)
28. man mae be hi, but him sho his lo origin (Charles Darwin, 1871)
29. man will du a lot tu get luv
man will du all tu get envy (Mark Twaen)
mankind
30. mans judjment is so poor, him is at risk evreetime him yuze it (E W How)
31. the more I no av mankind, the less me spekt av em (Sam Jonsun)
32. the part av man that kant be domestikated is good (Tony Porchia, 1943)
33. the werld is 2/3 water. man is 90% water, but dont hav gills (Ambose Beers)
34. wise men gide mankind (Tom Karliel, 1830)
35. zu...grate plaes tu study humans (Evan Esar)
1244. manners...
1. a man hu kalled evreethang bi its rite name wood be stoned in the streets (Lord Halifax)
2. alwaes time tu be kerteeus (Ralf W Emersun)
3. be nies, kauz yu R, not kauz em R not
4. dont be rude (Maurees Baring)
5. folks kount the faults av em hu keep yu waeting (French)
6. good manners=be paeshent with bad manners (Gabirol)
7. good manners=the nois yu dont make wile eeting (Benet Serf)
8. hospitabel=make em feel at home even tho yu wish em was
9. mae take yeers for others tu see yu R rite
if yu R nies, em notis at wons (P J O'Rourk)
10. polite=akseptabel hippokrit (Ambrose Beers, 1911)
11. polite=chuez yer thots (Abel Stevens)
12. rude =week man imatate strong (Erik Hoffer)
13. tu disagree, yu dont hafta be disagreeabel (Barry Goldwater)
1245. many...
1. many a good man hide under ragged hat
2. many a slip from kup tu lip
3. many get advies, fyu yuze it (Pubilus Syrus)
4. many hands make lite werk (make werk eezee) (Jon Haewood)
share werk & yu get dum faster
5. many hu quarrel bout relijun dont praktis it (Ben Franklin)
6. many long tu du wot em kant (Orison Marden, 1900)
7. Many men no how tu flatter, fyu men no how tu praes. (Greek)
8. many R kalled, fyu R chuesed (chose) (Mathyu)
9. many R kold, fyu R freezed (froze)
10. many thank theer mind is open wen its the mouth open
11. many wish tu be immortal but dont no wot tu du on a raenee dae (Susan Ertz)
1246. map...
1. a map is not the land (Alfred Korzybiski)
1247. mark mi werds
1248. Mark Twain...
Mark Twain
1249. marry...
1. a happy marriaej is like a pretty sunset (Ann Landers)
2. a man is not kompleet til him wed, then hes dun for (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
b. a man in luv is not kompleet. Wons married, hes dun for
3. a man yern for woman, wed, then ern for woman (W A Klark)
4. a woman kan see thru her husband without look at him.
the man look thru wife & dont see her (Helen Rowland, 1940)
5. after marriaej, the man fall asleep b4 yer dun talking tu him (Helen Rowland, 1940)
6. all men make mistakes, but married men find out faster (Red Skelton)
7. bigamee=1 wife 2 many. Monogamy=the same (Oskar Wild)
8. dreem in kortship, wake up married (Alexander Pope, 1720)
9. evree marriaej hav 1 or 2 fools (Henree Feelding, 1750)
marry
10. fall in luv with personality, liv with a character (Peter DeVrees)
11. freedum...man kan du exactly wot his wife tell him
12. good marriaej hav wings, poor hav shakkels (Henree W Beecher, 1860)
13. happy marriaej...def man + blind woman (Sam Koleridj, 1800)
14. how much will a marriage lisens kost? 3$ down + yer inkum for life.
15. I didnt no reel happy til I got wed, but then it was tu late (Max Kauffman)
16. I hope tu liv like we never marreed (Lord Byron)
17. I married belo me. All wemen du (Nansee Astor, 1950)
18. I was married tu mi job, but forgot the prenupt agreement.
19. if married kupels was as deep in luv as in debt, it wood be good (Erl Wilsun)
marry
20. if not for marriaej, I wood not hav noed I had faults
21. if not for marriaej, men & wemen wood hafta fite with strangers.
22. if yer rong, admit it. If yer rite, shut up (Ogden Nash, 1950)
23. if yu get a good wife yu will be happy,
a bad won & yu bekum a filosofer (Sokrates, 410bc)
24. if yu want a good wife, wed a good dotter (Tom Fuller, 1650)
25. if yu wind up with a nest aej or a gues aej depend on the chik yu wed
26. keep yer ies wide open B4 yu wed & half shun after (Ben Franklin)
27. Luv is blind & marriaej is the instute made for the blind (James Graham, 1640)
28. Luv is blind, marriaej is the ie opener (Paulie Thomason)
29. man is not kompleet til him marry, then hees dun for
marry
30. marriaej...1 master + 1 mistress + 2 slaves add up tu 2 (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
31. marriaej...a ring on the womans finger, a ring thru the mans nose (Herbert Spenser, 1880)
32. marriaej...dred lonelee more than feer bondaej (Cyril Konnollee, 1970)
33. marriaej...half yer rites & dubel yer chores (Arthur Shopenhower, 1850)
34. marriaej...it take 2 tu sukseed, 1 tu fael (Hebert Samuel, 1950)
35. marriaej...loe down paement, but yu gotta pae the rest av yer life (Baskins)
36. marriaej hav 1 aristokrat & 1 peon (Jon Updike)
37. marriaej is a 3-ring serkus: engage ring, wed ring, suffer-ring.
38. marriaej is a advencher, much like gotu war (Gilbert Chesterton, 1900)
39. marriaej is a gambel...yu luze wot stok yu brot tu the tabel (Will Wicherlee, 1700)
marry
40. marriaej is a kage. Em hu R in want out & the outs want in (Michel DeMontain, 1570)
41. marriaej is a lottery, but yu kant tare up the tikket if yu luze (F M Noels)
42. marriaej is a mistake evree man shood make (Jorj Jessel, 1860)
43. marriaej is like a hot bath, wons yu get yuzed tuit, its not so hot.
44. marriaej is made in heven & also thunder & litening
45. marriaej is made in heven but konsummated on erth (Jon Lyly, 1600)
46. marriaej is many paens, but selabasee is no fun (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
47. marriaej is not heven or hell, it is pugatory (Abe Linkoln)
48. marriaej is the oenlee advencher open tu kowards (Voltaire, 1720)
49. marriaej is yer last chans tu gro up (Joe Barth)
marry
50. marriaej meen yer grounded forever
51. marry=kommit. Madhous is the same.
52. marry in haste, repent at leezyer (William Kongreev, 1700)
53. Marry or not. Wotever yu chuez, yer shuer tu repent (Sokrates)
54. matrimony is on the hi see without a kompas (heinrich Hein, 1840)
55. men marry wen em get tired. Wemen marry from kereeus. Both R disapointed (Oskar Wild)
56. Mi wife & me was happy 20 yeers. Then we met (Rodnee Dangerfeeld)
57. NE man hu married for munee & got it, erned it.
58. NE woman hu sine a maeraej kontrakt dezerv wot her get (Isadora Dunkan)
59. never marry for munee, yu kan borro cheeper (Skot)
marry
60. oenlee kri at sad times such as weddings & fyunrals (Queen Viktoria, 1880)
61. prefer the person b4 munee, virchu b4 byutee, mind b4 body (Will Penn, 1700)
62. the lie detekter is a marvelus invenshun. Ever seed 1?
I married 1.
63. the tie that bind titest is marriaej (Edith Wharton, 1930)
64. tu many wed for better or badder but not for good
65. tu virchu be kind, tu faults be blind (Mat Prior, 1690)
66. undutiful dotter bekum unmanageabel wife (Ben Franklin)
67. unequal marriaej...equal suffer (Henree F Ameel, 1870)
68. wed yer equal (Ovid, 10ad)
69. wedding is happy, liv tugether after is the problem (Rae Hull)
marry
70. Wemen R angels but wedlok is the devil (Lord Biron, 1800)
71. Wemen tri theer luk. Men risk theers (Oskar Wild, 1880)
72. Wen man & woman wed, em bekum 1, but fite over wich 1.
73. Wen theer is marriaej without luv, theer will be luv without marriaej (Ben Franklin)
74. wife=yung mistres, middel aej kompanyun, old aej ners (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
75. Woman dont ask advise til time tu bi the wedding dress (joe Addison, 1700)
76. Woman spend yeers tu chaenj the man,
then komplaen he is not the man her married (Barbara Streisand)
77. Womans biz is tu marry as soon as possabel,
mans is tu delae as long as possabel (Jorj B Shaw, 1940)
1250. marter (martyr)...
1. big persekuters kum from marters hu survived persekushun (E M Kioran)
2. marters pruev how strong the beleef, but not if it is rite (Arthur Shnitzler)
3. marterdum kuver many sins (Mark Twain)
4. men die for wot em want tu be true (Oskar Wild, 1880)
5. the kauz make the marter (napoleon Bonapart, 1800)
6. the werld praes ded saents & persekute live wons (Nathaniel How)
1251. masses...
1. masses degrade tu the level av the loest member (Henree D Thoro, 1850)
2. masses R the breeding ground for siekik epidemiks (Karl Jung, 1950)
3. mob sentiment is kontemptabel (Seneka, 50ad)
4. The masses point in the rite direkshun (HST, 1947)
1252. master...
1. if yuno how hard yu gotta werk tu bekum a master, yu wont kall it wunderful
(Michelangelo, 1520)
2. the politikan pose as servant tu bekum master (Charles DeGaul, 1950)
1253. material...
1. God luv materian thangs...him made all av it (C S Luis)
2. it depend on if yu hav thangs or em hav yu (Robert Cook)
3. material konfort dont leed tu moral gro (Gandhi)
4. the best thangs in life dont be thangs (Art Buchwald)
5. wot a void theer is in thangs (Persius, 50ad)
1254. math...
1. aljabratik symbols: wot tu yuze wen yu dont no wot yu talk bout
2. blak hole=divide yuenivers bi zero
3. enjineer: math approximate reelality
Sientist: reelality approx mi math
Math man: reelality? wotz zat?
4. Fiziks man defer tu math man,
Math man dont even defer tu god
5. giv me a rigereious defind av rigor
6. god is a geomitrist (Plato)
7. god is a grate mathamatrishun (Paul Dirak)
8. god is reel, unless deklared integer (limited tu integers)
9. hardest math...how tu kount yer blessings (Erik Hoffer)
math
10. if 2 rongs dont make 1 rite, tri 3
11. klasifi math as linear or nonlinear is like sae
Yunivers is bananas or not bananas
12. man liv under the teeranee av numbers (Nik Eberstadt)
13. math: modern theology
14. math...yu kan kount tu 20 without take off yer shues
15. math=game with rules but no goel
Filosafee=game with goel but no rules
16. math & stats...50% av x graduate in the bottom half av theer klas
17. math alone wood take me 8 milyun yeers (Mark Twaen)
18. math is 50% formulas, 50%proofs, 50% imajanashun, & 5% solushuns
19. math is a branch av theealojee (Hilda Hudsun)
math
20. math is a devine madness (Al N Witehed)
21. math is a trip intu a straenj wilderness (W S Anglin)
22. math is good...simpel for the yung, not 2 hard for men
kan amuze, & dont threten the king (Plato)
23. math is like French...em translate it tu theer tung...
& that is sumthang entierly different (Goethe)
24. math is like luv...simpel idea that kan get komplex
25. math is reel (Godfree Hardy, 1947)
26. math is rigerus fanasee (Greg Batesun)
27. math is supreem & yu kant get outta it (Tobias Dantzig)
28. math is the base av evreethang (Deen Schlicter)
29. math is the poet av logikal ideas (Einstein)
30. math man=blind man in dark room hu look for blak kat that
is not theer (Charles Darwin)
math
31. math man dont die, just luze sum funkshuns
32. math men make pakt with devil, darken spirit, konfine man in hell (St Augustine)
33. math tradjedy: uglee fakts ruin buetiful konjekshuer
34. math tri tu make thangs simpeler (S Gudder)
35. mathamatrishun dont du arithmatik, thats for akkountants (Sam Schchatunovski)
36. mathamatrishun is a devise tu tern koffee intu therums (Paul Erdos)
37. mathamatrishuns R like the French...NE-thang yu sae tu em,
em translate intu theer tung & thats sumthang quite different (Jon W vonGoeth)
38. nacher dont kount, dont hav integers. Man made it up (Persee Bridjman)
39. numbers fli in & out av yer hed (Karl Sandberg)
math
40. saddest thang bout math...aftermath
41. sumtimes yu need tuno how big zero iz
42. the laws av nacher is the math av god (Euklid)
43. topologist: dont no differ tween koffee kup & donut
44. trig is a sine av the times
45. tu most, math is nonnoed fronteer protekted bi not-noabel equashuns (Ivar Petersun)
1255. matrimony...
1. matrimony is not a werd, its a sentens
1256. mature... (maturity in krat speek)
1. first sine av maturity...yu find the volume nob will tern down (Jerry Rite)
2. mature...stik with the job til its dun (Ann Landers)
3. mature folk aksept life is full av tenshun (Joshua Liebman)
4. maturity is a short brake from adolenens (Jules Feiffer)
5. maturity is the kapasitee tu endure (Jon Finlee, 1950)
6. sad tu gro old, nies tu ripen (Brigit Bardo)
1257. maxim...
1. absens make the hart gro fonder (Fransis Davidson, 1602 or Tom Baelee, 1800)
2. lawyer maxim=hard kases make bad law
3. maxims are the condensed good sense av naeshuns
4. more trubel tu make a maxim than tu duit (Mark Twaen)
5. unbekumming for yung tu utter maxims (Aristotel)
1258. me thank the laedee protest tu much (Shakespeer)
1259. media...
1. dont no if werld badder or just more reporters
2. if yu keep yer mind open, em thro trash init (Will Orton)
3. in old daes oppressers had the rak, now em hav the press (Oskar Wild, 1888)
4. korporashuns kontrol the media & eliminate objektivity & dissent (Gore Vidal)
5. media...folks look but dont see, listen but dont heer (Robert Bresson)
6. Media...sound like spiritualist konvenshun (Tom Stoppard)
7. media=mouth organ av te masses
8. media=plural av medioker (Jim Breslin)
9. media is a modern werd for bad (Graham Green, 1980)
media
10. muk rakers R good if em no wen tu stop mukking (Theddy Roosevelt, 1925)
11. power without responsability:
the perogativ av harlots thru the aejes (Stanlee Baldwin, 1940)
12. report me & mi kauz rite (Shakespeer)
13. sum nuzpapers R oenlee fit tu line birdkaejes (Spiro Agnu, 1985)
14. The job av the press is tu promote debate, not tu suppli info (Chris Lash)
15. The media hav many idols. Top idol is self (Jon Berger)
16. The most portant funkshun av the press is tu teech us:
dont trust the press (Sam Butler, 1660)
17. The press...truth suffer radikal distorshun (Walter lipman, 1960)
18. The press is a muving limelite (Walter Lipman, 1960)
19. Theers no biz like sho biz (Irving Berlin, 1920)
20. wot sports riter kan report akkurat...absolut silens (Bobby Nite)
1260. meel:
1. wi du square meels make me round? [fat]
1260. medikal...
1. 1 dokter make werk for anuther (English)
2. 1000 Amerikans stop smoking evree day...em die
3. 1000 preskribe drugs is eezee, 1 kyuer is hard (Chineez)
4. as bad tu get hit bi mikrobe as bi kar (J J Walsh)
5. best dokter no how werthless R most drugs (Ben Franklin)
6. better tu not get sik than tri tu kyuer it (Tom More)
7. biggest Amerikan dazeez...finanshal ruin (Roul Turlee)
8. diagnosis is step 1 (Martin H Fisher)
9. drug...sumthang yu injekt intu rat tu make a report
medikal
10. feer the dokter more than the dazeez (French)
11. half a dokter heer is gooder than 1 dokter theer (Jerman)
12. hospital shood hav emerjensee room next tu pae windo (Fransis O'Walsh)
13. hypochondreak...a pill for evreethang sept wot ael him (Mignon McLaughlin)
14. I bekame Christian Siens...oenlee helth plan I kan afford (Betsy Salkind)
15. I got mi serjikal bill. Now I no wi medikans weer masks (James H Boren)
16. if yu heel a man, his pers is open tu yu (Robert Burton)
17. lawyer rob yu, dokter rob & kill yu (Anton Chekhov)
18. man is neer god wen man heel man (Cicero)
19. medasin...amuse the paeshent wile nacher heel him (Voltaer)
medikal
20. miner serjerree...em operate on sumwon els (Bill Walton)
21. oenlee the sik no weer it hert (Dutch)
22. paeshent mae rekuver...kauz av drugs or dispite drugs (J H Gaddum)
23. paeshent otta feel gooder aft dokter visit, even if dok dont duit (Warfeeld T Longkope)
24. remember, the man is the paeshent, not the dazeez (Will W Gull)
25. the longer the list av remedees, the badder the dazeez (Alonzo Klark)
1261. medioker... (Mediocraty in krat speek)
1. littel thangs affekt littel minds (Ben Disraeli, 1870)
2. meedeeokrasee is alwaes at it best (Max Beerbom, 1930)
3. the medeeoker find it safe in guvt standards
4. the medeeoker R alwaes at theer best (Jon Giravdo, 1950)
1262. medisin...
1. aer, kleen, & water R mi medisans (Napoleon Bonapart, 1830)
2. b4 em kut yu open, arraenj yer affaers (Ambrose Beers, 1920)
3. deth bi ambush is in evree pill (Sam Garth, 1700)
4. if dump all drugs at see, good for man, bad for see (Oliver W Holms, 1880)
5. Laff is the best medisin (Reeders Digest)
6. me die from tu many dokters (Alexander, 323 bc)
7. medikal professhun lak manners, morals, & medisin (Gerald Leeberman)
8. medisin hav not found a kyer, but lukky yu, im a quak
9. medisin is like the tower av Pisa...off balans (Prins Filip, 1980)
10. medisin left in the kan kant help
11. medisin make more sik than it heel (Ivan Illich)
12. The best kyuer for the body is a quiet mind (Napoleon Bonapart, 1815)
13. tu liv bi medisin is tu die horribel (Karol Linnacus, 1750)
14. walk is the best medisin (Hippokrates, 500bc)
15. wot drugs dont heel, the nife will. If the nife dont, fire will (Hippokrates, 500bc)
1263. meek...The meek kan inherit erth after we R dun with it
1264. meely-mouth=him talk but dont sae nuthan, kant beleev NE-thang him sae
1265. meen...
1. meen as a junkyard dog
2. meener than a rattlesnake
1266. meening av life...
1. plant trees yu dont spekt tu sit in the shade av (Nelsun Hendersun)
1267. meet...
1. meet yer maker
2. meet yer waterloo=sumwon beet yu, defeet yu
1268. meeting...
1. meeting...keep minuts, luze hours
fixing the problem
1. meeting...yu get tugether tu deside hu av em not theer get stuk with
2. meetings R essenshal wen yu dont wanna du nuthan (Jon K Galgraeth)
1269. memree... ("memory" in krat speek)
1. dont forget wot yu shood remember (Garret Bartlee)
2. him hu kant remember the past spend a lotta time
looking for his kar in parking lots (Joe Trachman)
3. fawls memrees alwaes look truer than true (Salvador Dali)
4. His memree is so good, many av em never happened
5. I hav trubel tu remember 3 thangs:
faeses, names, & ah kant remember wot (Fred Allen, 1940)
6. if me kood remember yer name, me wood ask yu weer I left mi kees
7. if yu forget, yu dont undeerstand (Ed Forster, 1960)
8. it was a perfekt fall dae, wich kum more in memree than life (P D James)
9. keep old memrees & yung hopes
memree
10. kleer konshens=poor memree
11. Krediters hav gooder memree than debters (Ben Franklin)
12. life without memree is no life (Luis Bunvel, 1970)
13. many mistake imajin for memree (Josh Billings)
14. memree=paradise nowon kan take awae from yu
or hell yu kant exkape from (Jon Spalding)
15. memree is a mad woman, hord kolered rags & thro out food (Austin O'mallee)
16. memree is komplikated, similar tu true, but not the same (Barbara Kingsolver)
17. memree is our diary (Oskar Wild)
18. memree is so yu kan hav roses in winter (J M Barree, 1922)
19. memree is the gardeean av all thangs (Cicero, 50bc)
memree
20. memree is the mother av wisdum (Aeschylus, 460bc)
21. memree is the oenlee thang em kant take awae from yu (Jeen Paul)
22. memree is the skribe av the sole (Aristotel, 350bc)
23. memree kut adversity, kontrol yueth, & delite old aej (Lactanium Ferianus, 330 ad)
24. mi wife has the baddest memree.
forgets evreethang?
no, remembers evreethang
25. munee mae go
byutee faed awae
helth mae fael & dazeez kum
freends disappeer & mae die
memrees stae. Liv with yer memrees & be glad (Jorj Dubo)
26. reed it 2 times & yu remember more than if yu rite it 1 time (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
27. reminisk is sad & delishus (Jorj B Shaw, 1940)
28. selektiv memree is not selektiv nuff (Blake Morrison)
29. short memree...essenchal for politiks (Jon K. Galbraeth)
memree
30. short memree keep politishuns in offis (Will Rogers, 1930)
31. sum memrees R better than reel & better than wot will ever happen (Willa Karter, 1930)
32. sweet & kruel wen memree tri tu plae an old tune on the hart (Eliza Kook, 1888)
33. take oenlee memrees, leev oenlee footprints (Cheef Seatel, 1850)
34. thangs hard tu beer kan bekum sweet memrees (Seneka, 50ad)
35. the best skuelin is the memree av kidhood (Fyodor Dostoenski, 1875)
36a the paelest ink is better than the strongest memree (Chineez)
b weekest ink is gooder than best memree
37. tu liv in harts left behind=yu dont die (Tom Kampbel)
38. vanity trik yer memree (Joe Konrad, 1920)
39. we forget more than we remember (Tom Fuller, 1650)
memree
40. we remember wot happened but not how oft we bored others
telling bout it (Fransis Rochefoukald, 1670)
41. wen I was yunger, I remembered evreethang, even wen not true (Mark Twain)
42. wen yer rite nowon remember, wen yer rong nowon forget (Irish)
43. wi du we member tiny detaels, but not hu we told it tu?
44. yer kidhood is wot yu want tu remember (Karol Sheelds)
45. yu remember best wot yu hope tu forget (Mike Montaigne)
1270. men...
1. 3 wise men? R yu seereeus?
2. all men R animals, but sum make better pets
3. all men R idiots & I wed the king av em
4. Boys will be boys; and middel-aejed men duit 2. (Kin Hubbard)
5. dont aksept a ride from straenj men & all men R straenj (Robin Morgan)
6. I go for 2 tipes av men, with musels & without (Mae West, 1970)
7. if men R beests, wemen R animal luvers (Doris Dae)
8. if yu kant fix it with dukt tape or oil, its a femael problem (Jasun Luv)
9. macho dont pruev mucho (zsa zsa Gabor)
men
10. men...kant liv with em, kant keep em in the trunk.
10. men beleev wot em wanna (Julius Seesar, 50bc)
11. men dreem av kortship but wake up in wedlok (Alexander Pope, 1730)
12. men's evil liv in brass; their virtues we rite in water (or dust)
b. or evil manners liv...
13. men get old, never get good (Oskar Wild)
14. men hu like see-life R not fit tu liv on land (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
15. men like yu giv the Y kromosoem a bad name
16. men make, breed, or tolerate all afflikshuns (herbert Wells)
17. men R absurb. Em demand libertees but dont yuze the 1's em hav.
Em demand freedum av speech wen em hav freedum av thot.
18. men R equal til sum lern otherwise (David Hume, 1750)
19. men R gaged bi remael rulers (Fran M Kancian)
men
20. men R hungree & hornee. If no erekshun, giv him a sandwich.
21. men R luxurees (Cher)
22. men R punished bi theer evil, not for theer evil (Elbert Hubbard, 1921)
23. men R slimy warthogs, silly giraf, woebegon puppees, hesitant frogs (Sinthia Heimel)
24. men R wot mother made em (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
25. men spekt tu much, du tu littel (Allen Tate)
26. men want danjer & plae. Woman is the most danjerus plaethang (Freedrich Nietzshe, 1890)
27. mi best leeding men R dogs & hoerses (Liz Taylor)
28. most men dont see beyond theer nose (Tom karliel, 1833)
29. NE big men born in this town?
no, oenlee babees
men
30. oenlee dif tween men & boys...the kost av theer toys
31. nies men R not good at get a taxi (Kat Witehorn, 1977)
32. reel men split infiniteevs
33. sumwon shood stand up for wimps (Barbara Ehrenreich)
34. The trubel with men...wemen
35. Theer R married men. Theer R even happy married men.
But all will stumbel bi run aft NE girl hu wink at him (Jorj J Nathan)
1271. men and wemen...
1. a mans idea av a game is war. a womans is larseny, burgel, & embezel (Firlee Dun, 1930)
2. a man will pae 2$ for a 1$ thang him want.
a woman will pae 1$ for a 2$ thang her dont want (Will Binger)
3. a suksusful man make as much munee as the wife kan spend
a suksusful woman kan find such a man (Lana Turner)
4. a woman hu take thangs from men is a girlfreend
a man hu take thangs from wemen is a gigolo (Ruth Stein)
5. eezeeer tu akuze men than exkuze wemen (Mike Montaigne, 1550)
6. for man & woman tu get along, 1 gotta be good at take orders (Linda Festa)
7. for woman, man is the meens, the end is a kid (Freedrich Nietzsh, 1890)
8. god made man first as a ruff draft, them kame woman
9. how kan a man wed in his 20's? The girl for him is not yet born (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1960)
men & wemen
10. I like a man with a fyucher, woman with a past (Oskar Wild, 1895)
11. if man & woman agree, the reesuns R different (Jorj Santayana, 1945)
12. if wife sin, husband giltee (Italyun)
13. if woman was pikky, that wood be the end av mankind (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
14. its mans fault wemen hate eech other (Jeen Bruyeer, 1688)
15. it is not the men in mi life, its the life in mi men (Mae West)
16. it take woman 20 yeers tu make sun intu man
take other woman 10 minuts tu make him a fool (Helen Roeland, 1940)
17. luv is lost in mans mind, in wemen it fill all the room it find (Jon Krown)
18. man dont no how tu sae goodbi, woman never no wen (Helen Roeland)
19. man is as good as him hafta be. Woman is as bad as her dare (Elbert Hubbard)
men & wemen
20. man is straenj, wemen straenjer (Lord Biron, 1800)
21. man is thotless, woman vindiktiv (Siril Konolee, 1965)
22. man kri tu thank him will die suen. Woman that her was born tu suen (H L Menchen, 1940)
23. man look for sumwon tu boest tu
woman look for a sholder tu kri on (H L Menchen, 1950)
24. man mae differ as [much as] heven & hell. Woman is heven & hell. (Alfred l Tennyson)
25. man mae hav many quesshuns. Woman is kompleet mistree (Diana Strum)
26. man must be konvinsed, woman persuaded (Robert Fleming)
27. man want. Woman is wanted. Thus woman kontrol men (Leopold Masoch)
28. man want woman. Woman want man tu want her (Sam T Koleridj)
29. man's faes is autobiografee. Woman's is a werk av fikshun (Oskar Wild)
men & wemen
30. men & wemen...it'll never werk (Erika Jong)
31. men & wemen R 2 opposed kulchers (Kate Miller)
32. men & wemen shood liv next door & visit now & then (Kathern Hepburn)
33. men & wemen struggel tween vaen & konfort. For man, konfort win (Mignon McLaughlin)
34. men fite. Wemen yuze theer tung (Herm Gingold)
35. men get laed, wemen get skrued (Quentin Krisp)
36. men have it better...marry later, die suener (H L Menchen, 1950)
37. men look at wemen. Wemen watch self being loooked at (Jon Berger)
38. men luv wemen. Wemen luv kids. Kids luv hamsters (Alis Ellis)
39. men morn wot em luze. Wemen morn wot em dont hav (Josh Billings, 1875)
men & wemen
40. men never remember, wemen never forget
41. men R 2 lazee tu hunt. Wemen luv tu hunt
but dont want yu tu noit (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
42. men R lunatiks, wemen R idiots (Rebekka West, 1960)
43. men R onest & strateforward. Wemen R konvoluted, deseptiv, & danjerus (Erin Pizzee)
44. men R tot tu apolijize wen week, wemen wen strong (Lois Wyse)
45. men thank wemen drag em down. Wemen likewise. Both R rite (Minon McLaughlin, 1960)
46. men want wemen like underweer...sum support, sum freedum (Jerry Seinfeld)
47. must be time tu get up. How kan yu tell? Baby just fell asleep.
48. no matter how good her look, sum other gie is tired av put up with her krap
49. oenlee time woman sukseed in chaenj a man...wen hes in diapers (Natalee Wood)
men & wemen
50. ok tu listen wen wife sing, never wen her talk (Anna Wikham)
51. servae results...men sae first thang em see in woman is her ies.
wemen sae men R liers
sins evreewon lie on servaes, its probablee the oppasit
52. sum wemen kan be fooled all the time.
but same woman kan be fooled bi same man
in same wae oenlee half the time (Helen Roeland)
53. The kok mae kro, but the hen lae the aegs (Margaret Thatcher)
54. wemen bekum like theer mother. Thats theer tradjadee.
men dont. Thats theer tradjadee. (Oskar Wild, 1895)
55. wemen dont admit theer aej. Men dont akt theers.
55. wemen lie bout theer aej. Men lie bout theer inkum (Will Fether, 1920)
56. wemen like silent men. Her thank him listen (Marsel Archad)
57. wemen want medioker men. All men tri very hard tu be medioker
(Margaret Meed, 15 Mae, 1958)
58. wemen werree bout wot men forget. Men werree wemen mite remember.
59. wen man die, the hart go last. Wen woman die the tung stop last (Ben Franklin)
men & wemen
60. wen men & wemen agree, its oenlee the konklude, not the reesun (Jorj Santayana)
61. wen wemen go rong, men go rite after em (Mae West, 1950)
62. wemen talk kauz em wanna, men kauz em gotta (Jeen Ker, 1960)
63. woman chuez the man hu will chuez her (Paul Gerald)
64. woman dont want wot man hav kauz woman hav man (Koko Chanel, 1960)
65. woman get the last werd in evree argument
if man open mouth, thats the start av next argument
66. woman gotta werk 2 times as hard & du 2 times as much
tu be half as good as man (Charlotte Witton)
67. woman remember the first kiss. Man forget the last (Remy Gourmont, 1900)
68. woman want 1 man tu satisfi her evree need.
man want evree woman tu satisfi his 1 need.
69. woman wont admit her aej, man wont akt his
men & wemen
70. wotz the gratest water power noed tu man? Womans teers.
71. Yu luv in others wot yu R not (G Stanlee Hall, 1900)
1272. mend...
1. mend fenses=rebild trust (politiks)
1273. menshuned in dispatches (British military)=singel out sumwon as sepshunal
this is like a kommendashun
1274. menu...
1. fiktishus list av forbidden fruit the eeteeree just ran out av
1275. mersee...
1. mersee beer richer fruet than strikt justis (Abe Linkoln)
2. mersee murder & pardon em hu kill (Shakespeer)
3. sweet mersee is nobils true badj (Shakespeer)
1276. meshuer... (measure in krat speek)
1. meshuer 1000 times b4 yu kut it (Terk)
b. 1000 times, kut it 1 time
2. meshuer av a man...how kloes his pinyuns match yers
1277. mess...
1. its a fine mess yu got us intu
2. mess with bull & yu get the horns
3. mess with fire and yu will get berned
1278. method tu his madness=seems krazee, but hav a reesun (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
1279. metrik... (metric in krat)
1. metrik will be as sussesful as Esperanto (Steward Brand)
[esperanto=tung professers inventented from Latin, French, Italian, Mexikan
em long sed it will bekum the werld tung...foers out all others]
1280. mi...
1. mi favorit animal is stake (Bran Lebowitz)
2. mi hardest fite was with wife 1 (Kashes Klae)
3. mi karma ran over yer dogma
4. mi sole is in the ski (Shakespeer)
5. mi wife is a sex objekt. Evreetime I ask for sex, her objekt (Les Dawsun)
1281. middel aej...
1. 39.99 & holding
2. bi middel aej, yu met so many, evreewon nu remind yu av sumwon yu wons met
3. kids leev 1 bi 1, kum bak 2 bi 2
4. middel aej...Saturdae nite, fone ring, yu hope its NOT for yu (Ogden Nash)
5. middel aej...take longer tu rest than it did tu get tired
6. middel aej...wen narro waest & brod mind chaenj plaeses
7. middel aej...wen yer tu yung tu du golf, tu old tu rush the net (Frank Adams)
8. middel aej...yu chuez sereal bi the fiber, not the toy
9. middel aej...yuno all the ansers, but nowon ask yu.
10. middel aej is wen yer aej sho round yer middel (Bob Hope)
11. middel aej is wen yu stil thank yu will heel & be as good as ever (Don Marquis)
12. middel aej=wen father time katch up with mother nacher (Harold Koffin)
13. middel aej=wen man is at peek yerning power
14. middel aej=yueth without levitee, aej without dekae (Danyeel Defoe,1700)
15. Middel av the roed
16. the skaree thang bout middel aej is yuno yull gro outta it (Doris Dae)
17. wife=yung mistres, middel aej kompanyun, old aej ners (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
18. yueth...yu kan stae up late on nu yeers. Middel aej...yu hafta (Bill Vaun)
19. yueth=blunder, middel aej=struggel, old=regret (Ben Disraeli)
20. yung is a gift av naecher, middel aje is a werk av art
1282. middel klass...
1. demokrasee is based on the middel klass
if possabel it shood be more than the other 2 klasses kombined (Aristotel, 350bc)
2. guvt sae Im rich, wife sae me poor, homeless sae Im middel klas
3. I gotta liv for others, not for me, thats middel klass (Jorj B Shaw, 1940)
4. middel klass is the fat & prosperus brood av medeeoeker (Herman Hesse, 1950)
5. the middel klass is the hart av England (Will M Thakerae, 1850)
1283. midus tuch=him hav talent tu make munee
(old tale bout king Midus: evreethang him tuch tern tu gold)
1284. mikkey...
1. mikkey Finn
2. mikkey mous=cheep, shoddy
1285. mileaej...
1. yuno how the Spanyards went 3000 miles on a galleon?
aw, yu kant beleev the wild klaems bout gas mileaej av forin kars.
1286. Military...
1. maeled fist=strong military (Bismark, 1897)
2. Many girls marry military man kauz him yuzed tu take orders
3. Military justis is tu justis as military muzik is tu muzik (Grocho Marx)
----------- military "fitnes" report...reel werds on reel reports
Brite as Alaska in December.
Donated his body tu siens b4 he was dun with it.
Fell out av the famlee tree.
fotografik memree with lens cover glued on.
Gates are down, lites flash, but the train isn't kumming.
Got a full 6-pak, but lak the plastic thingy tu hold it tugether.
Got intu the geen pool wile the lifegard didnt watch.
gross ignoramus = 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
Has 2 braens; 1 is lost the other is out looking for it.
He's so dens, lite bend around him.
if braens was taxed, he'd get a rebate.
if he was any more dum, he'd hav tu be watered twice a week.
if yu giv him a penny for his thots, yu'd get change.
if yu stand kloes nuff tu him, yu can hear the ocean.
It's hard tu beleev he beet out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Not the sharpest nife in the drawer.
prime kandidate for natural de-selection.
room temperature IQ.
sum drink from the fountin av nawledj. Him only gargled.
Take him 10 hours to watch 60 minutes.
This medikal officer yuzed my ship tu karry his genitals from
port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Weel tern, but the hamster is ded.
won nueron short of a synapse.
won-selled organisms outskore him on IQ tests.
1287. Milk
1. milk av human kindness (Shakespeer)
2. land av milk & hunee=bountiful
3. sins milk kum from kows, du ies-kreem kum from eskimo kows or artik kows?
no, it kum from Alaska kows.
1288. millstone round yer nek=burden yu gotta liv with...see also albatros
1289. mime:
1. If yu shoot a mime, du yu hafta yuze a silensed gun?
1290. milyun... (million in krat speek)
1. yu look like 1 milyun dollars...green & rinkeled
1290. mind...
1. a mind divided bi many pinyuns will fall apart (Leonardo DaVinci, 1500)
2. a mind stretched bi an idea never retern tu the old shape (Oliver W Holms)
3. all thangs korrupt perverted minds (Cicero, 50bc)
4. an open mind seek the fronteer (Dorothea Brand)
5. dont let yer mind wander, its 2 small tu be out alone
6. hert mind badder than hert body (Latin)
7. I didnt luze mi mind...I no weer it is
8. I had an open mind, but the braens fell out
9. I must hav a lotta mind, kauz sumtimes it take a week tu make it up (Mark Twaen)
mind
10. if yu never chaenj yer mind, wi hav 1? (Ed DeBono)
11. It take a strong mindd tu aksept fakts (Harry S Truman)
12. Its a dam poor mind that kan oenlee thank av 1 wae tu spell a werd (Andru Jaksun, 1850)
13. look tu the mind, not tu looks (Aesop, 600bc)
14. men R prisuners av theer mind (FDR)
15. mi mind is like a steel trap...rustee & not legal in most states
16. mi mind not oenlee wander, sumtimes it fli awae
17. mind is like a parachute...werk best wen open (Tom Dewar, 1910)
18. mind is not a bole tu fill, its a fire tu kindel (Plutarch)
19. mind like a steel trap
mind
20. mind like konkreet...all mixed up & rigid
21. mind over matter
22. mind yer beeswax
In middel aejes, kommon dazeez=kowpox. It leev holes (pox) in faes.
Richer folk fill the holes with beeswax tu look better.
But in summer or neer fire, the wax mite melt, so em had tu watch theer beeswax.
23. mind yer nitting
24. mind yer ps & qs (pints & quarts)
sum dispute bout soers, but most thank it kame from bartender
had tu keep trak av how much kustomers drank.
25. nu idea xpand mind & it never retern tu old size (Oliver W Holms)
26. our mind need ideas tu werk (Napoleon Hill, 1960)
27. our planet is the mad hous av the yunivers (Johan Von Goethe, 1850)
28. sumtimes open mind need tu be kloesed for repaers
29. sweet tu let the mind unbend now & then (Horaes)
mind
30. the bigger the hed, the eezeeer tu fill his shues (Henree Kortnee)
31. the braen is an instrument tu kuel yer blood
so yu wont get hot under the kolar (Will Kuppy)
32. the braen is wider than the ski (Emily Dikinsun, 1870)
33. the braen start emptee. Yu stok it with wot yu chuez (Arthur K Doyle, 1920)
34. the funkshun av the body is tu karry the braen (Tom A Edisun, 1900)
35. the hand is the kutting edj av the mind (Jakob Bronowski, 1960)
36. the human mind dont hav limits (Johan Von Goethe, 1850)
37. the ie kan oenlee see wot the mind let it (Henri Bergson, 1900)
38. the kloesed mind...maby dine-o-mite kan open it (Jerald W Jonson, 1900)
39. the mind need tu be diverted, then it retern & thank better (Faedrus, 50ad)
mind
40. yu kan hav a mind so open it kant hold NE-thang (Jorj Krane)
41. yu otta take out yer mind & stomp onit.
That will take out sum av the rigidness (Mark Twaen)
1291. minister... (British for kongresman)
1. wotz a prime minister?
preecher in prime form.
1292. mirrer... (mirror in krat speek)
1. be grateful the mirrer oenlee sho yer looks (Sam Butler)
2. mirrer shood thank longer b4 em reflekt (Jeen Kokto)
1293. mischeevous as a kat
1294. miser...
1. evree man serv a purpus. zampel: miser is grate ansester (Larens J Peter)
2. miser gro rich bi seem poor. Extravent man gro poor bi seem rich (Ezra Bowen)
3. miser is like starving man with bred in his hand
4. speerens is savings a miser put aside.
Wisdum is inheritans even a waestral kannt yuze up (Karl Kraus)
5. sumtimes yu gotta be a miser; no time for NE-thang els (Oskar Wild)
1295. miseree... (misery in krat speek)
1. miseree luv kumpanee
2. miseree luv kumpanee, but kumpanee dont resiprokate
3. miseree no longer luv kumpanee, it insist onit (Russel Baker)
1296. misforchun... (misfortune in krat speek)
1. aksept wot happened is step 1 tu overkum misforchun (Will James, 1900)
2. all mi misforchuns kame from trust others (Jeen Rousseo, 1777)
3. du good dont prevent misforchun (Will McFee)
4. eezeeer tu beer misforchun than withstand pleshuer (fun)(Pub Takitus, 100ad)
5. if yu morn past mischif, yu draw nu mischif (Shakespeer)
6. jeenyus overkum misforchun with inner drive (Brouhours)
7. life is short but last longer with misforchun (P. Syrus, 100bc)
8. misforchun...the kind av forchun that never miss (Abrose Beers)
9. misforchun test the sinseeritee av freends (Aesop, 550bc)
10. our misforchun dont kum. Most misery is in antisapate bad (Oner deBalzak)
11. rash is the unhappy parent av misforchun (Bukminster Fuller, 1970)
12. the biggest misforchun...kant endure misforchun
13. the nonhappy laff at the misforchun av others (Aesop, 600bc)
14. yu R wed tu kalamity (Shakespeer)
1297. misquote is never misquoted (Hesketh Peersun)
*********** faemus misquotes from muvees
1298. faemus misquotes
1. "smile wen yu kall me that'
'the Virjinyun' 1929 Gary Kooper
Muvee: 'If yu wanna kall me that, smile'
2. "How him got in mi jammas, I dont no"
'Animal Krakers' 1930 Groucho Marks
Muvee: "I shot a elefant in mi pajamas. How him got in mi jamas, Ill never no"
3. Yu dirty rat. Yu dirty ratfink.
James Kagnee (many muvees)
Muvee: 'dirty dubel-krossin rat'
4. "me Tarzan, yu Jane"
"Tarzan, the Ape Man" (1932)
Muvee: 'Jane. Tarzan' (yuze fingers tu point tu eech)
6. "Wi dont yu kum up and see me sumtime"
Mae West in "She Dun him Rong" (1933)
muvee: "Wi dont yu kum up sumtime and see me"
7. "well hers anuther fine mess yu got me intu"
'Suns av the desert' 1933, Laurel & Hardy
muvee: "well hers anuther nies mess yu got me intu"
8. "twas Byutee killed the beest"
'King Kong' 1933, Rober Armstrong
muvee: "It wasnt the aerplanes. It was byutee killed the beest"
9. "we hav waes tu make yu talk"
'The lives av a Bengal Lanser' 1935 Douglas Dumbril
muvee: "Well, gentelmen. We hav waes tu make men talk'
10. "Kum with we tu the Casbah"
muvee: 'Algiers' 1938 Charles Boyer
It was in a kartoon strip loony toon bi Yosemite Sam
11. "Elementary mi deer Watsom"
this never was N NE Sherlok Holmes film or book.
It was in a film revyu in Nu York Times, 19 Okt 1929
12. "Frankly Skarlet, I dont giv a dam"
muvee: 'Gon with the Wind" 1939, Klark Gabel
reel: "Frankly, mi deer, I dont giv a dam"
13. "Toto, I dont thank weer in Kansas NE-more"
muvee: 'Wizard av Oz' 1939, Dorthy (Judy Garland)
reel: "Toto, I've a feeling weer not in Kansas NE-more"
14. "plae it agin Sam"
muvee: 'Kasablanka' 1942, Ingrid Bergman or Humpfree Bogard.
reel: "yu plaed it for her, yu kan plae it for me" (Bogart)
1299. miss...
1. miss...titel we brand unwed wemen tu mark em as on the market (Ambrose Beers)
2. miss is as good as a mile
3. miss the bus=luze opportunity
4. wotz the plural av mrs?...bigame
1300. missel... (missile in krat speek)
1. If a missel hit the target, is it a hittel?
1300. misshun... (mission in krat speek)
1. make yer life a misshun, not intermisshun (Arnold Glasgo)
1300. mistake...
1. a man hu never made a mistake never made NE-thang
2. admit yer mistake b4 sumwon exagerate it (Andru Mason)
3. big mistake tu make theory b4 yu get data (Arthur C Doyle, 1920)
4. biggest mistake=be afraed tu make a mistake (Elbert Hubbard, 1927)
5. all make mistakes, but married men find out theers faster (Red Skelton)
6. Dont be dogmatik; we all make misteeks
7. Dont make dum mistakes, make smart wons (Jon Peel)
8. Dont sae evree mistake is foolish (Cicero)
9. em hu dontno the mistakes av the past wont like it wen em duit agin (Dian Duane)
mistake
10. Evreewon make mistakes. Hard part is duit wen nowon see it.
11. guvt support mistakes. Truth kan stand bi self (Tom Jeffersun)
12. him hu never make mistake never made a diskuveree (Sam Smiles, 1880)
13. him hu never make mistake never tri NE-thang (A. Einstein)
14. him hu never make mistake take orders from em hu du
15. him oenlee hav 1 idea & it is rong (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
16. I made a rong mistake (Yogi Berra)
17. I never made a mistake. Wons thot me did, but was rong.
18. If I kood liv agin, I wood fix sum av the mistakes (Ben Franklin)
19. If yu du yer best, yu dont fael (Orison marden, 1900)
mistake
20. If yu never make mistake, yu didnt tri (A Einstein)
22. lern from the mistakes av others
23. lern from the mistakes av others...
yu wont liv long nuff tu make all the mistakes bi self (Sam Levenson)
24. maby yu R rong (Oliver Kromwell, 1640)
25. mistake pruev sumwon stopped talking long nuff tu du sumthang
26. mistake tu du nuthang kauz yu kan oenlee du a littel (Sidnee Smith)
27. mistakes help us lern (Jon Bradshaw)
28. mistakes R a fakt av life. Yer respons tuit is wot kount (Nikki Giovanni)
29. mistakes R the door tu diskuveree (Janes Joyes, 1920)
mistake
30. mistakes sho us wot we need tu werk on (Peter mcWilliams)
31. never sae "ueps", sae "interesting"
32. old mistake is more popular than nu truth (Jerman)
33. our software dont hav bugs (Bill Gates)
34. reel mistake is tu not lern from mistakes (Jon Powel)
35. reesun make mistakes, konshens never (Josh Billings)
36. the best mae slip
the kaushus mae fall
no human errs not at all (Pomfret)
37. the biggest mistake is tu be afraed yu mae make 1 (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
38. the freedum tu fael is vital (Mike Korda)
39. the suksusful overkum mistakes & tri agin (Dale Karnegee, 1940)
mistake
40. tu be kreeativ, luze the feer yu mae be rong (Jo Peers)
41. tu dwel on yer mistakes is tu make em badder (Henree D Thoro)
42. tu err is human. But tu weer out eraser b4 pensil, yu over duit (Josh Jenkins)
43. we all goof (Newt Gingrich)
44. we dont make mistakes, we hav happy akseedents
45. we make 2 many rong mistakes (Yogi Berra)
46. win sum, luse sum (Ken Kees, 1950)
47. wise man lern from the mistakes av others (Syrus)
48. wise men lern from theer mistakes (Winston Churchil, 1940)
49. xpeerens...yu rekonize a mistake wen yu duit agin (Frank P Jones)
mistake
50. xpeerens is the mistakes yu kollekt (Denis Waetlee)
51. yu lern faster from mistakes (Weston H Agor)
1301. mistree (mystery in krat speek)
1. abstrakt terms R shadoes tu hide a vakyuem (Joe Joubert, 1775)
2. man mae hav many quesshuns. Woman is kompleet mistree (Diana Strum)
3. mistree...how 2 pound box av kandee make woman gaen 10 pounds
4. mistree enchant pursuit (Antony Rivarol, 1840)
5. mistree is not profound (Charles Kolton, 1800)
6. mistree magnifi danjer (Charles Kolton, 1800)
7. mistree make yu wunder & stand in awe (A. Einstein)
8. the more yuno, the more the mistree (Albert Shweitzer)
9. weer theer iz mistree, we suspekt evil (Lord Byron, 1810)
1302. mite...
1. mite as well (duit)
2. mite as well, I kant dans
3. mite as well hang for a sheep as a lamb (penaltee same, so steel hier werth)
4. mite dont make rite.
1303. mitee oeks gro from littel akorns
1304. mith... (myth in krat speek)
1. Bardot mith is over with, Brigit is me (Brigit Bardot)
2. beleev miths & em kum true (Jorj Orwell)
3. Despite the miths invented after, the shah was a reformer (Henree Kissinger)
4. Devil is a mith. Reel bad gies invented him. (Robert A Wilson)
5. enemees av truth yuze miths kauz em kan be persuasiv, persistent, & unreelistik (JFK)
6. evree relijun yuze mith tu fortifi the sole
& help it make pees with destiny (Jorj Santayana)
7. good old daes is a mith. Nowon thot it good then.
Evree aej look bak on the good old daes (Brooks Atkinson)
8. gravity is a mity; erth suk
9. Happy maeraej & stabel famlee is a mith av West Sivilizashun (Jon Raban)
mith
10. Histree is now. Evree Jenerashun rerite it. Thus histree=mith (E L Doktoro)
11. I am not a mith (Marleen Dietrich)
12. I drive mi mith around with me (Orsun Wells)
13. In anteek relijun, mith replaes dogma:
folks invent tales tu replaes preesthood (Will R Smith)
14. kid reer mith 1...laber end wen kid is born
15. leedership mith...leeders R born (Warren G Bennis)
16. man tri tu exkape in miths. He mae yuze lies, alkolol, drugs.
Mith bring konfort (Jeen Kokto)
17. management miths...1. theer is management (Robert Heller)
mith 2...sukses=skill
b. management mith 1=it be
18. men R muved bi fabels & miths, not reesun or logik (Irwin Edman)
19. mith...beleefs av primitivs bout theer origin, histree, heroes, gods, ets
as distinguished from the truth wich em invent much later (Ambrose Beers)
mith
20. mith=never-ending story (Joan D Vinge)
21. mith=pik we take tu tri make sens av the werld (Alan Watts)
22. mith=wotever yu beleev based on littel or no data (Berstrum Russel)
23. mith and kondishuned reflex R the 2 maen tipes av propaganda (Jak Ellul)
24. mith av unlimited produkshun bring war (Albert Kamus)
25. mith is a religyun nowon beleev NE-more (James Feibleman)
26. mith is more potent than histree (Robert Fulhum)
27. mith tri tu xplaen human speereeans (D H Lawrens)
28. miths R publik dreems (Joe Kampbel)
29. morals shood not depend on mith or authority; that hert judjment (A Einstein)
mith
30. nawledj is theeree, faeree tael, mith (Paul Feyerabemd_
31. postmodernists sae truth is a mith & mith is true.
em also sae emoshuns=truth. (Brad Holland)
32. pure raes is a mith (Franz Boas)
33. remake the werld...a mith av the atomik aej (Gandi)
34. [sampel mith] sukses take talent or ability
35. sumtimes legend bekum reel (Salman Rushdie)
36. taest is mith & reality, not stile (Steev Baelee)
37. the idea population groeth leed tu better life is a mith
38. the Santa mith is a bad wae tu intimiadate kids (Tom Flyn)
39. we bind society with legend, mith, koershun, feer (James A Baldwin)
mith
40. we imajin a soft sitee av illushun, mith, aspire, nitemare. It seem so reel. (Jon Raban)
41. we weev miths & folk tales intu our lifes (Jak Zipes)
42. wikkednes is a mith (Oskar Wild)
1305. mizeree luv kumpanee (misery in krat speek)
1306. model...
1. dikshunaree defind model as "a small imitashun av the reel thang"
1307. moderashun... (moderation in krat speek)
1. 2-much is as bad as 2-littel (Konfushus)
2. em R sik with 2-much & starv with nuthang (Shakespeer)
[em R as sik hu eet tu much as em hu starv with nuthang](gooder werding)
3. even nekter will kill if yu eet tu much (Hindu)
4. evreethang in moderashun, inklude moderashun (Harvee Sterman)
5. no matter wot, sumwon take it tu seereeus (Dave Barry)
6. nuff is as good as a feest (English)
7. prefer thangs in meshuer tu thangs in xses [2 much] (Seneka, 50ad)
8. rise from the tabel not thirstee, not drunk (Aristotel)
9. we yuze moderashun tu pruve our character tu others (Fransis Rochefoukald, 1650)
10. wot yu du in moderashun, kids du tu xses
1308. moderate...
1. a moderat plan will fael kauz 1 extreem or the other
will kill it (Klemens Metternich, 1830)
2. akshun is strength, moderat is charm (Jeen Paul)
3. kandor & jenerus...gu gotta moderate em or em ruin yu (Pub Takitus, 100ad)
4. keep a mid koers (Ovid, 5ad)
5. moderat is virchu oenlee if yu thank yu hav a chois (Henree Kisinger)
6. moderat temper is good, moderat prinsapel is a vise (Tom Paen, 1775)
7. stae in the middel for saefty (Ovid, 5ad)
8. tu go beyond moderat is tu outraej humanity (Blais Paskal, 1650)
1309. modern...
1. modern man...no feeling, no pashun, & feebel braen (Alex Herzen, 1860)
2. modern will suen be old fashuned, thank god (Oskar Wild, 1900)
3. no time tu be modern, got portant thangs tu du (Wallas Steverns,1960)
4. sumthang rong with this kulcher, drunk on nois (Jorj Steiner)
5. we behold present daes.
our ies wunder but the tung dont praes (Shakespeer)
6. yu gotta run at top speed tu stae in plaes (Luis Karol, 1870)
1310. modest...
1. a lot tu be sed for the man hu dont sae it (Maurees Switzer)
2. a modest littel man with much tu be modest bout (Churchil, 1900)
3. a true grate persun dont thank him be grate (Will Hazlit, 1800)
4. be smart but dont sho it (Luis Maer)
5. far more impressiv wen others see yer good qualitees without yer help (Miss Manners)
6. modest...enkeraej others tu find out how grate yu R
7. modest=art av enhans yer charm bi pretend yu dont no yu hav it (Oliver Herford, 1900)
8. modest forbid wot law dont (Seneka, 50ad)
9. modest is the byutee av wemen
10. modest is the koler av virchu (Diogenes, 380 bc)
11. modest is the oenlee shuer wae wen yu want praes (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1740)
12. modest man dont talk av self (Jeen Brufrete, 1670)
13. modest man wont make a forchun (Mary Montagu, 1720)
14. so rare the yuenyun av byutee & modest (Juneval, 90ad)
15. the less yu speek av yer portans, the more I thank av it (Shakespeer)
16. tu be humbel tu supeeryers is duty, tu equals kertesee, infeeryers nobel (Ben Franklin)
17. we fowl our deserv wen we publish em (Shakespeer)
18. yu admire the modest man if yu ever heer av 1. (Edgar How, 1890)
1311. moerg... (morgue in krat speek)
1. bad gie gotu jael, hospital or the moerg
2. Charlee look like a moerg tu me
3. moerg=slang for weer "reporters" & editers keep old or ded storees
also a file av stuff for the orbituary kolumn...tibits bout faemus folks
1312. molotov koktael=hand made fire bomb.
Yuzed tu fite Russyun trueps hu attaked evree kuntree in Yerrop
1313. mom...
1. a littel soep & water never killed (hert) NE-won.
2. all I du is follo yu around and pik up after yu like a maed
3. am I talking tu a brik wall?
4. anser me
5. Are yer hands broke? pik it up.
6. Are yu def or sumthang?
7. as long as yu liv under this roof, yu du as I sae
8. beds R not for jumping on (R not made for jumping on)
9. bored? How kan yu be bored?
mom
10. did yu brush yer teeth? komb yer haer? wash?
11. did yu flush the toilet?
12. did yu kleen yer room?
13. dont ask wi. The anser is no.
14. dont brake yer arm patting self on the bak
15. dont eet that, yu'll get werms.
16. dont EVER let me katch yu du that agin
16. dont kri over spilled milk
17. dont make me kum in theer
b. dont make me get up
18. dont pik yer nose.
19. dont put that in yer mouth. Yu dont no weer its ben.
mom
20. dont run in the hous.
21. dont run with that in yer mouth.
22. dont sit so kloes tu the tv
23. dont stae up late
24. dont talk with yer mouth full
25. dont tri on sumwon els's glasses, yu'll go blind
26. dont walk awae wen I talk tu yu.
27. dont yu hav NE-thang better tu du?
28. du yu beleev evreethang yu heer?
28. du yu thank I was born yesterdae?
28. du yu thank I'm made av munee?
29. du yu thank yer soks will pik up self?
30. du yu want mommy tu run awae & never kum bak?
mom
30. eet yer veggees, theer good for yu
31. find a gie hu adore yu, not sumwon yu adore
31. fool me wons, shame on me. Fool me 2 times...I'll kill yu.
32. Go ask yer father
33. Go outside.(go plae outside) Its a byuteeful dae.
34. Go tu yer room
35. Going tu a party? huz going tu be theer?
36. Got yer homewerk dun?
37. How du yuno yu dont like it if yu never tri it?
38. How kan yu hav nuthang tu weer? Yer kloset is stuffed.
39. How kan yu sleep in this filth?
mom
40. How many times du I hafta tell yu?
41. Hu died & left yu boss?
42. Hu duyu thank yu R?
43. Hu duyu thank yu talk tu?
44. Hu R yu going with? Du I no em?
45. Hu sed life was going tu be eezee?
46. Hu tot yu that? Yu didnt lern it in this hous.
47. I brot yu intu this werld & I kan take yu bak
48. I didnt ask hu put it theer, I sed pik it up
49. I dont beleev yu did that!
mom
50. I dont bi food tu feed the hole naberhood
51. I dont hafta splaen it, me sed (duit, so, go, etc)
52. I dont kare hu started it, I sed stop
53. I dont kare wot "evreewon" du, me kare wot yudu.
54. "I dont no" is not the anser
55. I dont no weer yer sox R, its not mi dae tu watch em.
56. I dont run a taxi servis
57. I du this for yer good
57. I duit bekauz I luv yu.
58. I havent figgered how tu kook it kold yet
59. I hope sumdae yu hav kids like yu.
mom
60. I kan tell wen yu lie
61. I'll giv yu sumthang tu kri bout
61. I'll giv yu til the kount av 3
62. I'll treet yu like an adult wen yu akt like 1
63. I'll skin yu alive
64. I'm not gonna ask yu agin
65. I'm not yer kleening woman
66. I'm not yer maed
67. I'm not yer waettres
68. I sed kloes the door & dont slam it
69. I still luv yu, no mater wot
mom
70. I want wotz best for yu
71. I wont alwaes be around tu du thangs for yu
72. I wood never talk tu mi mother that wae
73. If god wanted yu tu hav holes in yer eers, he wood hav put em theer
74. If his mom let him jump off the Empire State bilding, wood yu jump 2?
75. If I katch yu du that 1 more time....
76. If I told yu wons, me told yu a zilyun times.
77. If I want yer pinyun, Ill ask for it.
78. If it was a snake, it wood hav bited yu
79. If wishes was hoerses...
mom
80. If yer 2 full tu eet, yer 2 full for dezert
81. If yer 2 sik tu gotu skuel, yer 2 sik tu plae
81. If yer freend jumped off a bridj, wood yu jump 2?
82. If yu dont kleen yer plate, yu dont get NE dezert
83. If yu dont stop kriing, I'll giv yu sumthang tu kri bout
84. If yu fall & brake yer leg, dont kum running tu me.
84. If yu kan stae out all nite, yu kan get up in the morn
85. If yu kant sae sumthang nies, dont sae nuthang at all
85. If yu plae with matches, yu'll wet the bed
86. If yu stik out yer tung agin, it'll fall off
87. I'll treet yu like an adult wen yu akt like won.
87. I'm gonna send the food yu didnt eet tu starving Armenians
87. I'm oenlee 1 persun
88. its past yer bed time
89. I've had it up tu heer with yu
mom
90. just waet til yu hav kids av yer oen
90. kids shood be seed & not herd
90. kleen up aft self
91. kloes the door. Yu dont liv in a barn.
92. kum bak heer
93. leev yer brother alone
94. life isnt faer
95. look at me wen I talk tu yu
95. never mind, I'll duit miself
96. no, I dont no weer yer sox R. Its not mi dae tu watch em
97. no kid av mine wood du sumthang like that
98. nobody asked yu
99. now sae yer sawrree, & meen it
mom
100. nuff is nuff
101. over mi ded bodee
102. pik that up b4 sumwon trip over it & brake his nek
103. pik up yer feet
104. put that down. Yu dont no weer its ben
105. running awae? Dont let the door hit yu in the behind.
106. running awae? let me help yu pak
107. sae that agin & I'll wash out yer mouth with soep
108. Shut the doer, we dont liv ina barn.
108. sleep with dogs, get flees
109. so its raening. Yu wont melt [diszolv]
mom
110. Sumdae yer faes will freez that wae.
110. Sumdae yu'll be old nuff
111. tern down that nois (rakket)
112. tern off that lite. Du yu thank we oen the lektrik kumpanee?
113. Thank av all the starving kids in (name yer plaes).
113. Thants wot yu get for not listening
114. Theers nuff dirt in yer eers tu gro potatoes
115. this hert me more than yu
115. this is the last time I'm gonna tell yu
116. this room look like a pigs sti
117. Was yu born ina barn? Shut the doer, & dont slam it.
118. Watch yer tung! (watch yer mouth)
119. weer did I fael?
120. weer du yu thank yer going?
mom
120. weer R yu going?
121. well! em in hell want ies water. Du yu see me with a pitcher?
121. we'll see
123. wen did yer last slave die?
123. wen I was a littel girl....
124. wen I was yer aej...
124. wen I was yer aej I had tu walk 10 miles tu skuel thru sno, uphill, .....
125. wen I was yung, we respekted our elders. Now look at the werld.
126. wen will yu get bak?
127. wen yu gro up, yu'll thank me for it
127. wen yu hav yer hous, yu kan make the rules
128. wi? kauz I sed so, thats wi
128. wi dont yu gor up?
128. wi me god?
129. wipe yer feet
mom
130. Wot did I sae the first time?
131. Wot if evreewon jumped off a klif? Wood yu duit 2?
132. Wot part av "no" yu dont understand?
132. Wotz a mother for but tu suffer?
133. yer father is gonna heer bout this wen him get home
134. yer gonna drive me tu an erlee grave
134. yer gonna put out yer ie with that thang
134. yer not getting NE yunger
135. yer the oldest, yu shood no better
136. Yu better wipe that smile off yer faes
137. Yu def or sumthang?
138. Yu dont alwaes get wot yu want. Lern tu like it.
139. Yu going out dressed like that?
mom
140. Yu hav an anser for evreethang dont yu?
141. Yu just ate 1 hr ago
142. Yu kan go out & plae aft yu kleen yer room
143. Yu kant find it? I kant find it for yu...I didnt weer it.
144. Yu kant find it? weer did yu hav it last?
145. Yu kant find it? weer did yu leev it?
146. Yu kant start the dae on an emptee stomak.
147. Yu kids tri tu drive me ku-ku
148. Yu kood hav kalled
149. Yu made yer bed, now lae init
mom
150. Yu shood hav that fone surgikally implanted
151. Yu thank munee gro on trees?
152. Yu thank this isa hotel...yu oenlee kum home tu sleep?
153. Yu thank yer sox will pik up self?
154. Yu WILL eet it, & yu WILL like it.
155. Yu'll alwaes be mama's baby
155. Yu'll gro up fast nuff
155. Yu'll understand wen yer older
156. Yu wont be happy til yu brake that, will yu?
157. Yu wood forget yer hed if it wasnt skrued on
1314. momdae
1. I hate mondaes.
this is Wednesdae
then I hate wednesdaes 2
1314. moment av truth=wen the test kum or the desisiv point
1315. month...
1. wich month hav 28 daes?
all av em
1316. moonshine...slang for illegal alkohol or home-made.
name started in England from smugglers bring in wiskee at nite tu avoid tarrif
1317. moot point=dont matter, not relevant
1318. moral... (morality in krat speek)
1. dont du bad for good reesuns (Tom Hardy, 1875)
2. ethikal rules R dezined tu keep us at werk (Lu Powys)
3. konshens kum from kustum (Mike Montaigne)
4. moral indignaeshun is jelus with a halo (H.G. Wells)
5. morality is a private & kostlee luxury (Henree B Adams)
6. morality is the attitude we hav for em we hate (Oskar Wild)
7. morals is dezined tu chek foers (Oliver W Holms)
8. morals is the pinyun av the majority (Alfred N Witehed, 1941)
9. morals kum from the wisdum av the past (Graham Green)
10. we hav 2 morals...wot we preech & wot we praktis (Berstrand Russel)
1319. more...
1. more fun than a barrel av munkees
2. more is more, dispite wot the media sae (Tim W Moska)
3. More or less
4. more pae, less willing (more yu pae sumwon, the less him want tu help yu)
5. more problems than Karter hav little liver pills
6. more sinned ginst than sinner (Shakespeer, King Leer)
7. more stubborn than a mule
8. more than 1 wae tu skin a kat...yuzyually several waes tu du wotever
9. more than Carter hav littel liver pills
10. more than I bargained for
11. more than meet the ie
12. more than nuff is tu much
13. more than yukan shake a stik at
14. more trubel than it's werth
1320. morgage (mortgage in krat speek)
1. morgage kast shado on sunneeest feeld (Robert Ingersol)
1320. morn, morning
1. averaej adult wake up in morn & feel terribel (Jeen Ker, 1957)
2. first thang in the morn, I brush mi teeth & sharpen mi tung
3. I'd like mornings gooder if em started later
4. If yu keep up with the sun, the dae is alwaes morning (Henree D Thoro)
5. luze 1 hr in the morn, spend all dae look for it (Richard Waetlee)
6. morning cheerful is obnoxchus (Will Fether)
7. old jenerashun thot nuthang av get up at 5am
yung jenerashun dont thank much av it eether (Jon WElsh)
8. the sun is the morning star (Henree D. Thoro)
9. the sun kum up a ribbon at a time (Emilee Dikensun)
1321. morn (morn sumwon hu died)...
1. dont morn men hu died, thank god for men hu lived (jorj)
1322. moron...
1. all morons hate it wen yu kall em a moron (J D Salinger)
2. disko is the thump av a moron on the wall (Kliv James)
3. if yu listen tu a star for info, yer a bigger moron than her (Alis Kueper)
4. Im not a kompleet moron, sum parts R missing
5. moron 1:if theer was less wemen, theer wood be less rape
m2 :if theer was less men, theer wood be less rape
6. most yu thank self is portant is a pompus moron (Will Tomas)
7. nacher adhor a moron (Henree Menchen)
8. puter...a milyun morons werking at the speed av lite (David Ferrier)
9. puter is a moron (Peter Druker)
10. roegs R better than morons kauz em sumtimes rest (Alex Dumas)
11. the konsumer is not a moron, her is yer wife (David Oquilvy)
12. the werld is full av morons, natural tyrants,
full av self, never dout self (Klarens Darro)
13. TV tern us intu morons (Danyel Marsh)
14. yuzer...the politikally-rite werd for moron
1323. moron jokes
1. how did the moron brake his arm raking leefs? fell outta the tree.
2. how did the moron tri tu kill fish? tried tu drown em.
3. how du yu get a moron outta the tree? wave at him
4. how du yu keep a moron in suspens? I'll tell yu tumorro
5. how du yu no a moron made choklut chip kookees?
from the M&M chips on the floor
6. how kan yu tell a moron yuzed the puter?
from all the wite-out on the skreen
7. how many morons duit take tu skru in a lite bulb?
3...1 tu hold bulb, 2 tu tern {chaer, stool, ladder}
8. if a moron & idiot fall off a bilding, wich will hit first?
the idiot. Moron will stop & ask for direkshuns.
9. moron 1:I'm king av the werld
m2:sez hu?
m1:god sed so
m2:I did not
10. moron going tu airport. Wi did him tern round & go home?
saw sine that sed "airport left"
11. moron got an am radio. Took a month tu find out yu kan plae it in the afternoon.
12. wi did the moron drive his truk off the bridj?
tu chek the aer-brakes.
13. wi did it take moron 1-our tu eet brakefast?
jues karton sed "konsentrate"
14. wi did the moron fall? tripped over the kordless fone kord.
15. wi did the moron giv boiling-hot water tu his chickens.
wanted hard-boiled aegs
16. wi did the M&M faktree fire the moron? him thro awae the w's.
17. wi did the moron hit his hed ginst the wall?
kauz it feel so good wen yu stop
18. wi kant a moron dial 911? kant find the 11.
19. wi kant a moron make kuel-aed?
kant get 8 kups av water in littel paper sak...it get wet & fall apart
20. wi kant we see the sun at nite? Its 2 dark.
21. wot did the moron sae bout Cheereeos? look...donut seeds
22. wot did the moron sae wen he put a quarter in a parking meter?
weers mi gum?
23. wot du yu du if moron thro gernade at yu? pull pin & thro it bak
1324. most...
1. be kind tu unkind folk. Em need it most (Arlee Brite)
2. best=wot suppli most-happy for most folks (Fransis Hutchensun, 1700)
3. books most admired=wot nowon reed (Anatole Frans, 1920)
4. em with leest tu sae talk the most (Mathue Prior, 1700)
5. em with most pinyuns hav leest fakts (Beth McKenstri)
6. emply kan make the most nois
7. emptee pot make most nois (Shakespeer)
8. gilt is the most paenful kompanyun av deth (Liz Ross)
9. Him hu die with the most toys is still ded
most
10. him kompress the most werds intu the smallest idea av NE I no (Abe Linkoln)
11. husband is like most jobs...help if yu like the boss
12. I started with nuthang & still hav most av it (Mike Davis)
13. if life was gaejed bi deeds, most wood die at birth (A P Gouthee)
14. imatashun is the most sinseer form av flatteree
15. Libertee=responsabilitee. Thats wi most shun it (Jorj B Shaw)
16. luv av food is the most sinseer luv (Jorj B Shaw, 1930)
17. make the most av it
18. make the most av self, its all yu hav (Ralf W Emersun)
19. make the most av wot kum & leest av wot go
most
20. make the most av wot yu R (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
21. men most beleev wot em dont understand (Pliny, 75ad)
22. most ask for advise wen em no anser but kant faes it (Ivern Ball)
23. Most av lifes problems kum from sae yes tu fast & no tu slo (Josh Billings)
24. most av the time the majority is rong (Eugeen Debs, 1900)
25. most av wot follo is true (muvee "Butch Kasity" in the intro)
26. Most books R forgot aft 1 yeer, xtra so for em hu borroed it (Evan Esar)
27. Most books tudae seem rited overnite from a book
him reeded the dae b4 (Seaschun Chamfort, 1780)
28. most danjerus food...wedding kake
29. most danjerus fraze..."we alwaed dun it that wae" (Graes Hopper)
most
30. most danjerus predater noed tu man is...woman (Kameron Koo)
31. most desisiv akshuns R spur-av-the-moment=without thot (Andre Gide, 1926)
32. most diskeraejing...possabel, but faeled (Robert Malet, 1972)
33. most effektiv anser tu an insult is silens
34. most effektiv torcher devise...bathroom skale (Steev Filips)
35. Most folks R as happy as em make up theer mind tu be (Abe Linkoln)
36. most folks seem brite til yu heer em speek
37. most fools thank em R oenlee ignorant (Ben Franklin)
38. most freewaes hav 3 lanes...left lane, rite lane &
the lane yer trapped in wen yu wanna get off
39. most frustrating...behind driver hu drive at speed limit
most
40. most hav a brite idea 1 time/yeer, jeenyus more oft (Jorj Litenberg)
41. most hi & mitey is kommon man with power (French)
42. most histree is a ges, the rest is prejudis (Will Durant)
43. most human wisdum kollekt dust in old books (Jorj Lichtesberg, 1770)
44. most in need av reform: habits av others (Mark Twaen)
45. most kan sukseed in small thangs if not trubeled bi ambishuns (Henree Longfello, 1880)
46. most kommon form av malnutrishun is fat (Mervin Deitel)
47. most kommon fraud is tu not pae taxes (Ben Franklin)
48. most-kruel lies R oft told in silens (Adli Stevensun)
49. Most leed a life av quiet desperashun (Henree D. Thoro, 1840)
most
50. most like wot em R best at (Napoleon Hill, 1960)
51. most men leed lives av noisy desperashun (James Thurber, 1956)
52. most misforchun is man made (Pliny)
53. most miss opportunity kauz it looks like werk (Tomas alva Edisun)
54. most portant funkshun av the press is tu teech us:
dont trust the press (Sam Butler, 1660)
55. most prefer old problem tu nu solushun
56. Most prefer shuer miserabel tu the risk av be happy (Robert Anthony)
57. most R as happy as em wanna be (Abe Linkoln)
58. most riting is drivel & half is not onest (Rae Chandler, 1960)
59. most satisfiing...tu see kids hu now hav teens av theer oen (Doug Larsun)
most
60. most terrifiing werd..."im from the guvt" (Ronald Raegen)
61. most thank em R littel gods (Oliver W Holms)
62. most tiresum is tu waet for werk (Charles Spugeon, 1880)
63. most wood rather die than thank. In fakt, em duit. (B. Russel)
64. most yu kan hope for in life is sum mae be sad wen yu die
65. most yuzeless...em hu wont chaenj (James Barree)
66. NE fool kan kritize, kondem, & komplaen, & most du (Ben Franklin)
67. mung liers, fishermen R the most trustwerthee (Will Fox, 1954)
68. Oktober is 1 av the most danjerus months tu bi stoks
69. paen that hert most is a nu idea (Walter Bagehot)
most
70. The follees man regret most=wons he didnt du wen he had the chans (Helen Roeland)
71. the ignorant R the most violent (Emma Goldman)
72. we kan laff at most thangs, but not the dentist (Joe Heller)
73. we lern most from wot hert us (Ben Franklin)
74. werds R the most powerful drug man yuze (R. Kipling)
1325. motivashun...
1. motivashun get yu started, habit keep yu going (Jim Riun)
1326. mother...
1. 1 good mother is werth 100 skuelmasters (Jorj Herbert)
2. 1 owns av mother is werth 1 pound av klerjee (Spaen)
3. all I am I oe tu mother (Jorj Washington, 1760)
4. Froideean slip...yu sae sumthang but meen mother
5. god kant be evreeweer, so him made mothers (ju)
6. hav a kid...dont make yu a mother (Jon A Shed)
7. his mother shooda throed him awae & keeped the stork (Mae West)
8. if it was eezee, fathers wood duit
9. man luv sweethart most, wife best, mother longest (Irish)
mother
10. mans werk is sun-tu-sun, mothers werk is never dun
11. mi grandmother is 81 & still dont need glasses:
still drink outta the bottel (Henree Yungman)
12. mother: ant Matilda wont kiss yu with that dirty faes
thats wot I thot
13. mother: how kood yu kall yer sister dum? tell her yer sorry.
boy: I'm sorry yer so dum.
14. mother: wi did yu fall intu the puddel in yer good dres?
not nuff time tu take it off
15. mother is more fond av her kids kauz her is pretty shuer em R hers (Aristotel)
16. mother is more powerful than kings & preests
17. mother is never free (Honor DeBalzak, 1840)
18. mother is the glue that hold the famlee tugether
wot happen wen mother kum unglued?
19. mother rabbit tu small kid: a majikan pulled yu outta a hat, now stop the quesshuns.
mother
20. mother take the plaes av all & nun kan take her plaes (Kardinal Mermilad)
21. mother will alwaes forgiv (Oner de Balzak)
22. mother's luv last thru all (Washington Irving)
23. motherhood is wonderful. Wot a pitee tu waest it on kids (Judith Pug)
24. sweter...sumthank the kid gotta weer kauz mother feel chilly (Ambrose Beers)
25. The hand that rok the kradel is the hand that rule the werld (W R Wallas)
26. The sweethest werds...mother, home, heven (Will G Brown)
27. tu win the dotter, start with the mother (English)
28. wen yu R trubeled, yu run tu mother (Emilee Dikensun)
29. "werking mother" is redundant (Jane Sellman)
30. Yer mother is yer misforchun. Yer wife is yer fault (Walter Bogehot)
1327. mother-in-law...
1. Adam was lukkee: no mother-n-law (Mark Twain)
2. dont reli on the glory of the morning or the smiles of yer mother-in-law. (Jap)
3. konshens is a mother-in-law hu never go awae (H L Menchen)
4. mother-in-law...destroy yer pees-av-mind bi giv yu a pees av hers
5. undertaker...wot tu du with yer mother-in law? bury, embalm, or kremate?
anser: all 3, dont take chanses
1328. motiv..(motive)
1. all R selfish. I dont trust won with good motiv (Lord Brion, 1810)
2. him hu is keen tu shake yer hand hav sumthang up his sleev (Alex Guines)
3. Man du the dummest thangs with nobel motiv (Oskar Wild, 1880)
1329. mouth
1. kloesed mouth gather no feet
2. not eezee tu keep mouth & mind open at same time
1330. much...
1. much adu bout nuthang (Shakespeer)
2. much av life is waested waeting (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
1330. muddier that a pig sti
1331. mumbo-jumbo=gibberish=krat-speek=garbage
1332. mums the werd=dont sae nuthan (1540)
1333. munee... ("money" in krat speek)
1. a bilyun heer, a bilyun theer, prettee suen yu talk bout reel munee (Everet Dirksen)
[Illinois senuter, 1955]
2. a fool and her munee R suen korted.
3. a fool and his munee R suen parted
4. a forchun bring oners & freends (Ovid, 3bc)
5. an idea is the start av all forchuns (Napoleon Hill)
6. a man hu luze his munee get xpeerens, but wotta pries (Ben Disraeli)
7. a miser gro rich bi seem poor. Extravant man gro poor bi seem rich (Shakespeer)
8. a nikel aent werth a dime tudae (Yogi Berra)
9. a pennee is a lotta munee if yu dont hav it
munee
10. a professer make more munee in 2 yeers than an athleet make in 1 afternoon (Evan Esar)
11. a rich man is a poor man with munee (W C Feelds, 1930)
12. adult=kid hu ern munee (Ken Brano)
13. all men worship munee (Mark Twain)
14. all that glitter dont be gold (Miguel Cervantes)
15. b4 yu borro munee from a freend, deside wich yu need more (Joe more)
16. bandits demand yer munee or yer life. Wemen take both (Nik Butler)
17. ben rich, ben poor. Rich is better (Sofee Tukker, 1930)
18. BIZ mae bring yu munee, freends wont (Jane Austen, 1800)
19. "blood munee"=yu profit wen sumwon die
oft meen tu get munee from a krime, such as kidnap or blakmael
munee
20. "devil tu pae"=yer in trubel, yu did sumthang bad & got kot
21. dont be penee-wise. Riches hav wings (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
22. dont dally with other folks wife or munee (Ben Franklin)
23. dont marry for munee...yu kan borro it cheeper
24. dont spend yer munee B4 yu hav it (Tom Jeffersun)
25. dont stae in bed unless yu make munee in bed (Jorj Berns)
26. "eezee munee"=yu get munee with littel or no effort
27. em hu sae munee kant bi happy, dont no weer tu shop
28. em was rong, Kredit is the root av all evil
29. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise...til yu hav nuff munee tudu otherwise (Peter)
munee
30. "filthy rich"=very rich=bilyunaer
30. finans=yu pass $ hand-tu-hand til it disappeer (Robert Sarnof)
31. finanshal problems set apart man from animal (Romaen Rollend, 1900)
32. first ginee is harder tu get than the 2nd milyun (Harland Sanders)
33. freendship will last a lifetime as long as yu dont ask for munee (Mark Twain)
34. "funee munee"=kounterfit munee
also for a financial skeem weer shiesters make munee bi fraud
35. funnee tu kall munee "do"; do stik tu yer fingers, munee dont
36. get munee=dig with a needel. Spend munee=water in sand (Jap)
37. get munee tu chase yu, but dont let it katch yu (Denis Waetlee)
38. god didnt make nuff munee (Heinrich Heine)
39. god make, klothes shape, but munee make the man (Tom Fuller, 1640)
munee
40. god sho kontempt for munee bi the person him giv it tu (Austin Omallee)
41. hav munee will never make thangs badder (Klinton Jones)
42. him hu lak munee lak 3 good freends (Shakespeer)
43. him with thumb on pers hav the power (Otto von Bismark)
44. "hit pae dirt"=diskuver sumthang werth munee, maby a lotta munee
45. "hold the purs strings"=kontrol the munee
46. how much munee is nuff?
47. I'm so poor, I kant even pae attenshun (Ron Kittel, 1987)
48. I am tired av rime. Munee giv me pleshuer all the time (Hilair Bellok, 1900)
49. "I did it for the munee" is a good anser (Luis H Lapham)
munee
50. I dont like munee, but it quiet the nervs (Joe E Luis)
51. I hav outta-munee experience
52. I hav nuff munee tu last me the rest av me life, unless me bi sumthang (Hanna Grae)
53. I need time tu tide me over til me need more (Bill Hoest)
54. I prefer tu liv as a poor man, with munee (Pablo Picasso)
b. I wood luv tu liv as a poor man with lots av munee
55. if a man's after munee, he's munee-mad
if he keep it, hes a kapitalist
if he spend it, hes a plaeboy
if he dont get it, hes a never-du-good
if he dont tri tu get it, he lak ambishun
if he get it without werk for it, hes a parasite
if he akkumulate munee over a lifetime av hard werk, yu kall him a fool
(Vikter Oliver)
56. if em sae "yu gotta be reelistik", em will make munee outta it (Brigid A. Brofi)
57. if I dont need munee, me dont werk (James Spader)
58. if munee is not yer servant, it iz yer master (Fransis Bakon)
59. if outgo > inkum, upkeep will be yer downfall (Bill Erl)
munee
60. if wall street hav a nitemare, hole kuntree gotta help em get bak in bed (Will Rogers)
60. if yu dont hav munee, the problem is food
if yu hav munee, the problem is sex
wen yu hav both, the problem is helth
if yu hav it all, yer still skared av deth (J P Donlevee)
60. if yu dont hav skrupels, yer munee quadrupels (Ogden Nash)
61. if yu dont like tu werk, yu gotta werk tu make nuff munee
so yu dont hafta werk (Ogden Nash)
62. If yu hav munee, yu R as free as yu kan get (Theodore Wite)
63. if yu kan kount yer munee, yer not rich (J Paul Getty)
b if yu kan kount yer munee, yu dont hav 1 bilyun $ (J Paul Getty)
64. if yu make munee yer god, it will plaeg yu like the devil (Henree Feelding, 1750)
65. if yu marry for munee, yu will pae for it (Ezra Bowen)
66. if yu spend less than yu get, yu hav the filosafers stone (Ben Franklin)
67. if yu thank munee will du evreethang,
others will thank yu will du evreethang for munee (Ben Franklin)
(sum soers sae Jorj Savil, 1912)
68. if yu wanna no wot god thank av munee, look at hu him gave it tu (Dorthy Parker)
69. impudens is next tu munee (Josh Billings)
munee
70. "in for a penee, in for a pound"
yu put munee intu a projekt, spend all yu spekt, projekt not dun, need more munee
wot tu du? If yu put in more munee, thats "in for a pound"
if yu stop, thats "wash yer hands av the hold thang"
71. in the old daes Washington's faes was on our munee.
now Washington's hand is onit tu.
72. it is as eezee tu be happy with munee as without (Marvin Traub)
73. it is most valuabel tu be noed as well-tu-du (H L Menchen, 1920)
74. "kant make a silk purs outta pig's eer"=sumthang av poor quality
& yu kant du much bout it
75. kar sik...wot yu get wen the kar paement is due
76. "kost a pretty penee"=kost a lot
77. Lak av munee is the root av all evil (Jorj Bernard Shaw)
78. lend munee, luze freend
79. "lisens tu print munee"=plan or skeem tu make munee eezee, yuzyually krooked
munee
80. liv in yer meens, even if yu hafta borro munee tu duit (Charles Brown)
81. "lusen the purs strings"=allot more munee, spend more
82. Luv av munee is the root av all evil (jesus)
oft misquoted as "munee is the root av all evil"
83. make munee & evreewon kall yu gentelman (Jorj B Shaw)
84. make munee yer god & it will plaeg yu like the devil (Henree Feelding)
85. make munee yer hobby, not yer god (Skot Alexander??, Martin Amis)
86. mans onestee dont inkrees with inkum (Tom Jeffersun, 1780)
87. many miss the silver lining kauz em spekt gold (Mauries Setter)
88. marry for munee sunee, rich mans joke is funee (Hebru)
89. me werk tu make munee tu pae mi sikoanalyst (Marlon Brando)
munee
90. mi munee gotu the agent, the akkountant, & the tax man (Glenda Jaksun)
91. "monopoly munee"=plae munee=pretend its munee
92. munee...the more yu hav the more yu want (Ben Franklin)
93. munee anser all thangs (Ecclesiastes)
94. munee berned a hole in his pers (Tom More @ 1500 ad)=kant spend it fast nuff
b modern vershun...bern a hole in yer pokket
95. munee bi evreethang sept sens
96. munee differ from a kar kauz it is as portant tu em hu dont hav it (Jon K Galbraeth)
97. munee dont chaenj yu, it amplifi wot yu was (Will Smith)
98. "munee dont gro on trees"=it take a lotta werk tu get munee
unless yu find a fool willing tu part with his munee
99. munee dont hav a brother
munee
100. munee dont make a fool, it shine a lite on him (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
101. munee dont make yu happy. Em with
10 mil$ dont be happeer than em with 5 mil(Hobart Brown)
102. munee dont sleep (Wall Street motto)
103. munee free yu from du wot yu dont like.
sins me dont like most stuff, munee is handee (Groucho Marx)
104. munee follo munee
105. munee is a good servant but a bad master (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
106. munee is a terribel master, but a grate servant (Fineeas Barnum)
107. munee is a wae tu keep skore (H L Hunt)
108. munee is alwaes on the braen (Sam Butler, 1912)
109. munee is alwaes theer, but the pokets chaenj (Gertrude Stein, 1920)
munee
110. munee is better than poverty, if oenlee for finanshal reesuns (Woody Allen)
b. munee is better than povertee, but oenlee for financial reesuns (Alfa Been)
111. munee is gooder than povertee (Woodee Allen)
110. munee is habit forming (Don Marquis, 1900)
111. munee is handee (Grocho Marx)
112. munee is like a 6th sens. Without it yu gotta make du with 5 (W Somerset Mauhan)
113. munee is like an arm or leg...yuze it or luze it (Henree Ford, 1930)
114. munee is like fame...yu will die & sumwon els get it (Sunny Bono)
115. munee is like freends...eezeeer tu get than tu keep (Sam Butler)
116. munee is like manuer...gotta spred it round or it smell (J Paul Getty)
117. munee is like sex, if yu dont hav it,
yu thank av it all the time (James Baldwin, 1950)
118. munee is not evreethang, but its rite up theer with oxygen (Rita Davenport)
119. munee is not evreethang, & sumtimes is not nuff (Martha A Bekman)
munee
120. munee is not the problem...LAK av munee, thats the problem
121. munee is power, freedum, the sum av blessings (Karl Sandberg)
122. munee is sharper than a sord
123. munee is taented...taent mine & taent yers
124. munee is the fruit av evil & the root av evil (Henree Feelding, 1740)
125. munee is the oppisit av wether:
nowon talk bout it, but all du sumthang bout it (Rebeka Jonsun)
126. "munee is the root av all evil"
b this is a misquote av "luv av munee is the root av all evil"
127. munee is the root av all evil & man need roots
128. munee is the root av all welth
129. munee is the value av laber (Bernard Mandevil, 1700)
munee
130. munee kant bi freends, but it get a better klas av enemee (Spike Miligan)
131. munee kant bi happeness
132. munee kant bi happeness, but it bi a better grade av mizeree (Spike Milligan)
b. but it make mizerree eezeeer tu take
133. munee kant bi happy, helth, or wot it did last yeer.
134. munee kost 2 much (Ralf W Emersun)
135. munee mae not be evreethang, but it is wae ahed av #2
136. munee mae not bi happy, but most prefer nuff tu chuez theer brand av miseree
137. munee make munee (Nik Chamfort)
138. munee make the werld go round
139. munee muve the werld (Publibus Sirus @100bc)
munee
140. munee never made a man happy. The more him hav, the more him want (Ben Franklin)
141. munee oenlee hav value if yu yuze it (Aesop, 600bc)
142. munee oft kost tu much (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
143. munee sae more in 1 minut than luv in 10 yeers
144. munee saved is better than munee erned...its not taxed
145. munee speek a tung all understand (Alfa Ben, 1670)
b. munee speek, all listen
146. munee speek with a mans vois (Andrea Dworkin)
147. "munee talk"=yu kan bi stuff with munee, influens thangs, bribe guvt brass
if yer rich, munee make yu powerful=yu kan du wot poor man wood never tri
148. munee talk, bullshit walk
149. munee talk, but dont giv direkshuns
munee
150. munee talk, but mine oenlee sae goodbi
b. munee talk, it sae goodbi
151. "munee tu bern"=yu hav so much, yu spend on stuff yu dont need & kant yuze
152. munee will fix NE staen (Jon Gae, 1710)
153. munee will not make yu happy & happy will not make munee (Grocho Marx)
154. munee yuzed tu talk, next it wimpered, now it sneek awae
155. never spend munee b4 yu get it (hav it) (Tom Jeffersun)
156. never underestimate the value av kash (Gregory Nun)
157. no forchun is strong nuff tu resist munee (Cicero, 70bc)
158. no matter how hard yu hug munee, it dont hug bak (H Jaksun Brown)
159. no munee in poetree, no poetree in munee (Robert Graves)
munee
160. oenlee rich snobs thank em kan be happy without munee (Albert Kamus, 1950)
161. oenlee thang yu kan take tu the bank is munee
162. "pae thru the nose"=pae 2 much
stuk in endless paements tu tri tu pae off debt
163. "pae top dollar"=pae 2 much, but yu kan afford it
pae more than normal tu get better servis or xtra kare
164. "pae yer wae"=yu ern munee & liv onit, or pae yer share av expenses
most yuzed for a kid hu get a job & leev home, & parent no longer help him
165. "penee for yer thots"=yu ask sumwon wot him thank
166. "plae munee"=token or kard tu yuze in a game & pretend it is munee
167. "pin munee" =allowans, regular munee parents giv kids, such as evree month
168. profit is a pinyun. Kash is a fakt.
169. prosperus=liv happy with or without munee (Jerry Gelis)
munee
170. "put yer mouth weer yer munee is"=bak up talk with akshun
171. reddee munee is aladins lamp (Lord Byron, 1880)
172. revenue is vane, kash is king.
173. rich=hav munee, welthee=hav time (Margaret Bonnano)
174. save a littel munee evree month & at the end av the yeer
yer sprized at how littel munee yu hav (Ernest Haskins)
175. save munee & munee will save yu
176. spare no xpens tu save munee (Sam Goldwin)
177. sumtimes the pries av munee is libertee (Robert L Stevensun, 1880)
178. "tern up like a bad penee"=yu gotu party or "event" yer not invited tu
or in a publik plaes...yu meet sumwon hu dont like yu
179. The advantaej av be poor...its cheep
munee
180. The advantaej av munee is how yu yuze it (Ben Franklin)
181. The eezeest wae tu lern bout munee is tu not hav NE (Kathern Witehorn)
182. The luv av munee gro as munee gro (Juneval, 100ad)
183. The luv av munee is the root av evil (bibel)
184. The man with the most munee mae not be happy, but his wife is
185. The munee yu make liv aft yu die (Sam Butler, 1730)
186. The oenlee problem munee kan solve is munee probs (Migno Mclaughlin, 1966)
187. The oenlee reesun tu hav munee is
so yukan tell the SOBs tu gotu hell (Humpree Bogart,1947)
188. the rich R dif from yu & me, em hav munee
189. the time tu save munee is wen yu hav it (Joe More)
munee
190. the want av munee is the root av all evil (Sam Butler, 1720)
191. the werld belong tu him with munee (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
192. the won hu sed munee is the root av evil was broke (Stuart Wild)
193. Theer dont be no free lunch (theer is no such thang as a free lunch)
wen sumthang is "free", theer R restrikshuns
or xtra kosts or yu gotta bi other stuff with it
194. theer R 3 freends...old wife, old dog, redee munee (Ben Franklin)
195. theer R degrees tu how desperat yu R tu get munee (Tony Burges)
196. "thro munee around"=spend kareless or rekless, spend a lot, lavish
like tri tu make sumwon thank yu hav a lotta munee
197. time is munee (Ben Fraklin)
198. tired av luv, tired av rime. Munee make me happy all the time.
199. tu giv munee in a will is tu giv awae wot yu kant yuze (Voltare)
munee
200. tu no a man, lern how him ern munee & how him spend it (Robert McCraken)
201. virchu is not as respektabel as munee (Mark Twain)
202. waest munee will suen kyuer self...suen yu wont hav munee tu waest (M W Harrison)
203. we hav the best kongres munee kan bi (Will Rogers)
204. we liv bi the gold rule...him hu hav the gold, rule (Buzee Bavsi)
205. wemen prefer men with sumthang tender, xtra so for legal tender (Kae Ingram)
206. wen gold speek, evree tung is silent (Italy)
207. wen I kame tu the US, I didnt eveh hav a pokket tu put a dime in.
Weer'd yu kum from?
I was born heer
208. wen I was yung, I thot munee was the most portant than on erth
now I noit is (Oskar Wild)
209. wen its a quesshun av munee, evreewon hav same relijun (Voltaer)
munee
210. wen mi munee talk, it sae goodbi
211. wen munee speek, truth is silent (Russya)
212. wen munee talk, nowon pae tenshun tu grammar
213. wen sumwon sae "its not the munee, its the prinsapal"
yuno its the munee (Kin Hubbard, 1926)
214. wen sumwon sae "its oenlee munee" em meen yer munee
215. wen the munee box is emptee both freends & flatterers shun yer door (Plutarch, 90ad)
216. wen the quesshun is munee, evreewon hav the same religyun (Voltare)
217. wi is theer so much month left at the end av the munee? (Jon Barrymore, 1930)
218. wise tu liv with munee in the bank, fool tu die with munee left (French)
219. with munee in yer pokket, yu R wise, handsum, & good singer (Ju)
munee
220. wot yu dont hav is a lot more than wot yu hav (Seneka, 30ad)
221. wotever yu hav, spend less (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
222. yer kredit is never as good as yer munee (Ed W Howe, 2040)
223. Yu gotta make munee first, B4 yu kan make it last
224. Yu kant foers sumwon tu lend yu munee (Ju)
225. Yu thank munee gro on trees?
226. Yu vote with yer munee
227. yuze munee tu bribe yer wae over the bad spots in life (Gotfreed Reinhart)
1334. munee jokes...sumwon sed funny thang bout munee or the rich
1. munee talk, but mine go without saeing
2. shampaen taest on beer budjet
3. so rich, wen him get wet, him get a nu boet
4. squeez quarter so tite, the eegel skreem
1335. munkee...
1. munkee see, munkee du
2. munkee's unkel
1336. Murfees laws (Murphry) (kondensed)
1. if NE-thang kan go rong, it will... original law
b. at the baddest time
c. & du the most hert
d. if theers NE-wae tu duit rong, yu will
e. if theers NE-wae tu make a mistake, yu will
2. bild sumthang so even a fool kan yuze it, then oenlee fools will yuze it
3. em hu no leest alwaes noit loudest
4. evree solushun breed nu problems
5. evreethang is harder, take longer & kost more than planned
6. evreethang that kan go rong, will
7. hav the rite-av-wae dont make yu less ded
8. if it go good, yu overlooked sumthang portant
9. if it look good, yu missed sumthang
murfee
10. if it werk, sumthang is rong
11. if left alone, thangs go from badder tu baddest
12. if many kan go rong, all duit at same time
13. if nuthang kan go rong, it will NE-wae
14. if several waes R possabel, yu pik the baddest
b. , yer wae is a disaster
15. if sumwon sae yunivers hav 300bil stars, yu beleev it
if sine sae "wet paent", yu gotta put yer finger init tu see
16. if theer is NE-wae tu duit rong, sumwon will
17. if yu appli a murfee law, it wont appli in this kase
18. it alredee went rong but nowon told yu
19. murfee was an optimist (O'tool)
murfee
20. nacher alwae side with hid flaw
21. NE-thang yu drop will fall in the toilet or the garbage disposal
22. noing murfees law will never help yu
23. not possabel tu make it foolpruef kauz fools R smarter (or dummer) than yu
24. nowon remember yer good ideas & all remember the bad
25. nuthang is as eezee as it look
26. on dae 8, god sed "ok murfee, yer in charj now"
27. the dummer yer akshun, the more see yu duit
27. the fish alwaes bite yesterdae
29. the later yu R, the thikker the trafik
murfee
30. the lite at the end av the tunnel is a traen kummin yer wae
31. the number av thangs that kan go rong is infinit (mi murfees law)
b. & the number that kan go rite=min(0,1)
32. the reedabilitee av a kopee is the invers av its portans
33. wen yer plane is late, the next plane will be erlee (or on time)
34. wen yu look for sumthang, yu find it in last plaes yu look
a. if not, yu gotta serch first plaes 5 times tu find it
b. if kant find it, yu bi a nu won. Next dae it go on sale
35. wen yu thank it kant get badder, it duit
36. wot yu du alwaes kum bak tu haunt yu
37. yu kan aksept it wen yu get skrued, but yer still skrued
38. yu never run outta thangs that go rong
1337. must hav a hole in the hed
1338. muve... (move in krat speek)
1. muve at a snaels paes
2. muve like a pig thru a boa [very slo=komment on how slo krats R]
3. muve like ded lise fall off yu
1339. muvee... (movie in krat speek)
1. drama is life without the dull parts (Alfred Hitchkok, 1960)
2. em sho mi muvees in airplanes kauz nowon kan leev (Bert Reynolds)
3. hard tu make a kulcher fenom evreetime (Jon Travolta)
4. I kant take seereeus a shoshal messaej from an akter hu got
9 mil $ tu plae the part (David Brinklee...bout Robert Redford)
5. I thank muvee heroes R the audeeans (Wilson Mizner)
6. if yu suk on a tit, muvee is rated R.
if yu hak off the tit, its PG. (Jak Nicholsun)
7. length av film shood be proposshunal tu endurans av human bladder (Alfred Hitchkok)
8. most horrer muvees R [a horrer] (Brendan Fransis)
9. muvees R a fad, folks want live akters (Charlee Chaplin, 1930)
10. muvees wood be gooder if em shot less film & more {akters, riters, direkters}
11. progres with muvees...first em was silent, then talkees, now em smell
12. sequel...yu imitate self for munee (Don Marquis)
13. the muvee is so bad , sum states yuze it insted av the deth penaltee
14. wemen in muvees hav 3 aejes...babe, DA, drive miss Daesee (Goldee Hawn)
15. wi go out & pae good munee tu see bad muvee
yu kan stae home & see bad TV free (Sam Goldwin, 1950)
16. wide skreen make bad muvee 2 times as bad (Sam Goldwin, 1950)
1340. funnee muvee subtitels...forin muvee stuff translated intu English
1. a normal persun woodnt steel pituitaries
2. beet him outta rekanizeabel shape
3. beware, yer bones R gonna be diskonnekted
4. evil spider woman. I kaptured yu bi short rabbits & now
deliver yu tu yer gynecologist for thero exterminashun.
5. fatty. Yu with thik faes, hert mi instep
6. gun wuends, agin?
7. how kan yu yuze mi guts as a gift?
8. hu gave yu the nerv tu be killed heer?
9. I am dam unsatisfied tu be killed in this manner
10. I am shuer yu will not mind that I remuve yer manhood
& leev em out on the desert flour for yer aunts tu eet
11. I feel flatuent. & yu did it
12. I got nife skars more than number yer leg haers
13. I pleez yer uterus, yu kiss mi toes. is faer.
14. I thret yu! I challenj yu meet me on roof tunite & duel
15. I will kill yu til yu R ded from it
16. I'll fire aemless if yu dont kum out
17. mi innard hav ben disterbed bi him [??? yu make me sik???]
18. quiet or I will blo up yer throet
19. take mi advies or I will spank yu without pants
20. that mae disarray mi intestines [??? all shook up???]
21. the bullets inside R so hot. Wi du I feel kold?
22. this is marshal arts kompetishun! dont fite.
23. yer speer is yuzeless. Yuze it tu mix excretory
24. yu alwaes yuze violens. I shood hav ordered glutinous ries chicken.
25. yu daring louzee gie
26. yu R 2 yuzeless. Now I must beet yu.
1341. muzik... (music in krat speek)
1. if yu kant sae it in werds, yuze muzik (Gustav Maeler)
2. intellectual kan heer "William Tell Overchuer"
& not thank av the Lone Ranger (Jon Chesson)
3. men praes muzik, but dont akt onit (Henree D Thoro)
4. muzik hav charm tu sueth savaej beest (Will Kongreev)
b. muzik charm savaej beest
5. muzik is angel speek (Tom Karliel)
6. muzik is lite in gloomy nite (Jeen P Richter)
7. muzik is nuthang if listener is def (Walter Lipman)
8. muzik is poetry av the aer (Richter)
9. muzik is the speech av angels (Tom Karliel)
10. muzik is wot feelings sound like
11. muzik is yuniversal tung av man (Longfello)
12. muzik make pashun happy (Nietsche, 1886)
13. muzik start weer speech end (Al Lamatine)
14. muzik take awae solitude (Robert Browning)
15. muzik wash awae the dust av life (Berthold Auerbach)
16. plae the muzik, not the instrument
17. The Irish gave bagpipes tu the skots as a joke
Skots hav yet tu figger out the joke (Oliver Herford)
18. wagner's muzik is better than it sound (Mark Twaen)
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