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nation name nap navy talk nawleedj NE-won need never nies no (know) no=negativ no job
noit nok-nok jokes non normal not nowon nu (new) nu werds nu yeer nude nuthang nuz nuzpaper


1342. naber... ("neighbors" in krat speek)
      1. a fens make good naber
      2. a good naber smile over the bak fens but dont klimb over it (Arthur Baer)
      3. bad naber is a misforchun, good naber is a blessing (Hesiod, 800bc)
      4. best wae tu tolerate naber's noisee party is join it (Frank p Jones)
      5. bibel sae tu luv yer naber & luv yer foes,
            I ges both R the same persun (Gilbert Chesterton)
      6. chuez yer nabers b4 yu bi hous
      7. dont thro roks at naber if yer hous hav glas windoes (Ben Franklin)
      8. evreewon is surrounded bi nabers hu spi on yu (Jane Austen,1800)
      9. fyu kan beer self as naber (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
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     10. good fens make good naber (Robert Frost, 1900)
     11. guvt will never replaes helping hand av naber (Herbert Humpree)
     12. hav pees longer than naber pleez
     13. its yer biz wen naber's hous is on fire (Horaes, 10bc)
     14. lie & steel R next door nabers (Arab)
     15. luv yer naber like self (like yu luv self) (Romans)
     16. luv naber, but keep the fens (Ben Franklin)
       b. luv yer naber, but dont tare down the fens
     17. man is selfish tu neglekt naber (Richard Whatelee)
     18. quarrelsum man dont hav NE good nabers (Ben Franklin)
     19. reform self b4 tri tu chaenj naber (norman Douglas, 1900)
naber
     20. so buttons on nabers mouth
     21. the purpus av life is tu laff at yer nabers (Jane Austen, 1800)
     22. tu annoy the nabers, tell the truth bout em (Pietro Aretino, 1520)
     23. yu mae make freends & enemees, but god make the nabers (Gilbert Chesterton, 1900)
1343. naecher...      (nature in krat speek)
      1. adopt the paes av naecher, her lessun is paeshens (Ralf W Emersun)
      2. feelds hav ies & woods hav eers (Jon Haewood, 1565)
      3. humbugs pretend tu liv for byutee but never see sunup (Logan P Smith)
      4. naecher dont hurry, yet du all (Lao Tzu)
      5. naecher is a brodkasting stashun if yu tune in (Jorj W Karver)
      6. naecher is the art av god (Tom Brown, 1635)
      7. naecher is wise (Juvenal)
      8. naecher make the hole werld kin (Shakespeer)
      9. the erth is living poetry (Jon Keets)
     10. the ski is bred for the ies (Ralf W Emersun)
     11. theer is a magnetism in naecher that point yu rite (Henree D Thoro)
1344. nael that stik up, get pounded down (Jap)

1345. naeshun...     (nation in krat speek)
      1. a naeshun kan be so rite, it dont need tu yuze foers
             tu tri tu konvins others (Woodroe Wilsun)
      2. a naeshun that tri tu tax itself intu prosperitee
            is like a man in a bukket hu tri tu lift self bi pull the handel (W Churchil)
      3. Amerika died from the delushun it had morals (Will Rogers)
      4. diskontent is step 1 for progres...in man or naeshuns (Oskar Wild)
      5. in a helthee naeshun, theer is balans tween folks & guvt (A Einstein)
      6. the rise & fall av naeshuns depend on its sitizens (Chineez)
      7. tradishun hold tugether the nation in danjerus times (W Churchil)
      8. war bleed the naeshun tu deth (Tom Paen)

1346. naeshun trate...    (nationality or ethintisiticy in krat speek)
     insults & put-downs
see also bad predikt bimbo (Dum blond) bloopers deth bed werds dum...zampels english goofs faemus last werds funnee insults jokes kort funnee
silly laws moron naeshun trate nok-nok jokes rednek jokes riddels sarkasm shop sine toomstone wi did the chicken kross the roed? wot du yu get wen yu kross
1. 100% amerikan=99% idiot (Jorj B Shaw) 2. Amerika alwaes du the rite thang...aft evreethang els fael (W Churchil) 3. Amerika dont hav a fyucher (Adolf Hitler) 4. Amerika dont no nuthan bout food, luv, or art (Isadora Dunkan) 5. Amerika is no fun (Charles Dikkens) 6. Amerika the melting pot...berned on the bottom & skum on top (Charlee King) b. & the skum floet tu the top 7. Amerika was diskuvered b4 kolumbus, but em alwaes hushed up it (Oskar Wild) 8. Amerikans...morose, sullen, repulsiv, klown (Charles Dikkens) 9. Amerikans dont hav passhun, em hav appatite (Ralf W Emersun, 1840) naeshun 10. Amerikans hav the best taest munee kan bi (Miles Kington) 11. Amerikans R the dummest on this planet (Mike Moor) 12. Amerikans will eet garbage is yu hide it in ketchup (Henree Miller) 13. Britons R separate [distint] from the werld (Virgil, 25 bc) 14. England...food is more danjerus than sex (Jak Masun) 15. England...I no wi the sun never set on the english empire God dont trust an englishman in the dark (Dunkan Spaeth) 16. England...oenlee thang badder than english muzik is theer paenting (Heinrich Heime) 17. England=rabbit hart, lion body, serpent jaws, land av popinjaes (Eugeen Deskamps) 18. England is paradise for wemen, hell for hoerses. Italy the opposit (Robert Burton, 1600) 19. English admire a man av no talent if him be modest (James Agate, 1900) naeshun 20. English hav pride, French R vane (Jeen Rousso, 1745 (Swiz)) 21. English thank sitting, French standing, Amerikans paesing, Irish after (Austin OMallee) 22 Englishman hu lost his forchun...died av broke hart (Ralf W Emersun) 23. Frans...French R sawed-off sissees eet snaels & slugs & cheez that smell like feet gibber like baboons & tri but fael tu speek theer wimpee tung (P J O'Rourk) 24. Frans...munee fall apart but toilet paper is like a brik (Bill Wilder) 25. French R smarter than em seem. Spanyards seem wiser than em be (Fransis Bakon, 1600) 26. French werk tu liv, Swiz liv tu werk 27. German...Sound like em thro up in a barf bag on a 747 (Willy Rushton) 28. Germans...oenlee mistakes em make R the biggest (Klifton Fadiman) 29. Germans R flumoxed bi huemer (Bill Brisun) Italians hav yet tu lern how tu drive Spanish eet maen meel at midnite Swiz dont no fun naeshun 30. Germans...yu kan reesun with a German as with a barn animal for all the good it will du (P J O'Rourk) 31. Germany...da-zeed werld's bathhous (Mark Twaen) 32. Grees..nuthang less tempting or more danjerus than Greek woman av 30 (Jon Kane) 33. hell on erth: (David Frost) Belgiums R the singers French make the roeds Germans R the kops Greeks run the guvt Irish R the waeters Italians the army Spaen run the traens Sweeds the komeedians Turks R the kooks The kommon tung is Dutch 34. If yu wanna eet in England, gotu Frans (W S Maugham, 1900) 35. Impressiv tu see a Skot on the make (James Barree, 1900) 36. Ireland...kuntree full av jenyuses with no talent (Hu Leonard) 37. Ireland...Si-ko-analsis is werthless on em (Sigmund Froid) 38. Irish...if yu kant drink it or hit it, ignore it 39. Irish man is best wen fiting naeshun 40. Japan...manners so perfekted, yu kant tell if em R rude (Paul Thero) 41. Jues R students huz gratest study is self (Albert Goldman) 42. Kalifornya dont thro awae garbaej, it tern it intu TV shoes (Woody Allen) 43. Kanada...1/2 French, kold, yu kant stir it (Stuart Keet) 44. Kanada...is so square even female impersonaters R wemen (Richard Bekner) 45. Kanada...kant sae much kauz I kot a kold (Henree D Thore, 1853) b. wot I got in kanada is a kold 46. Kanada...how du yu tell a Kanadian from Amerikan? ask him if theer is a dif. If him blo his top, hes Kanada. 47. nashunality is konsent, state is kompel (Henree Ameel, 1860) 48. Nashunalism=hunger for power & feed bi self-deseev (Jorj Orwell, 1935) 49. Poles R a mistake with no virchu (W. Churchil, 1900) naeshun 50. riter: In Amerika oenlee suksesful riters R portant in Frans, all riters R portant in England, no riter be portant in Australia, yu gotta splaen wot "riter" iz (Geof Kottrel) 51. Rushya...a man is a reakshunary if him objekt wen guvt steel his property & murder his famlee (W Churchil) 52. Skotland is the land av lust (Lord Bryon) 53. Switzerland is selfish byuets in romantik setting (Lord Bryon, 1810) 54. we rekonize our homeland wen we luze it (Albert Kamus, 1950) 55. wen yu deel with English, thro awae logik (Deen R Inge, 1900) 56. Yu kan make much av a Skotman if yu katch him yung nuff (Sam Jonsun, 1740) 1347. naked.. 1. if god had ment us tu be naked, us wood be born that wae (Mark Twaen) 1347. name... 1. a good name add up tu how many speek good av yu (Edward Halifax, 1920) 2. a rose bi NE other name wood smell as sweet (Shakespeer) b. wotz in a name? Wot we kall a rose, bi NE other name smell as sweet (Shakespeer) 3. better tu see the faes than heer the name 4. dont name an animal yu intend tu eet (Deb Boehm) 5. Name yer poison 6. niknames stik, the silleeer the stikeeer (Tom Haliburton, 1830) b. rediculus stik harder 7. stiks & stones mae brake mi bones, but names will never hert me 8. wisdom start with the rite name (Chineez) 9. Yer name is a blo yu will never rekuver from (Marshal McLuhan, 1940) 10. Yer name is mud=yer werthless, its yer fault sum klaem it is from dokter Mudd hu treeted Wilks Booth after him shot Linkoln rong...this term is much older than that 1348. nap... 1. after a bad nite, a nap take me (Sam Jonsun) 2. even a short nap is better than alkolol (Ovid) 3. evree Biz-man shood nap after lunch (Dr Sara M Jordan) 4. I dont feel NE-thang til noon, wen its time for mi nap (Bob Hope) 5. I take a 2-our nap from 1 tu 4 (Yoggi Berra) 6. konshus...the annoying time tween naps 7. nap often tu be refreshed at bedtime (Garfeeld) 8. nap refresh & stimulate (Ed Lukus) 9. nap save ui from unwelkum visiters & sientifik lekchers (Jorj B Shaw) 10. no dae is so bad a nap wont fix it (Karree P Sno) 11. set aside 1/2 our eech dae tu werree, & take a nap insted 12. wen I nap, I thank so the time is not waested (Martha Steward) 13. wot a wunderful werld it wood be if we hav kookees & milk & afternoon nap (Barb Jordan) 1349. narsisist=sumwon hu look gooder than me (Gore Vidal) 1350. narro... 1. he is so narro-minded, him kan see thru kee-hole with both ies at 1 look 2. narro mind thank forin [exotik] is gooder than kommon (Sam Jonsun) 1351. nasesatee is the mother av invent (necessity in krat speek) 1352. nashunal... (national in krat speek) 1. blessed R the yung for em shall inherit the nashunal debt (Herbert Hoover) 2. if we dont simplifi the tax kode, the nashunal kops will be the IRS (Leon panetta) 3. nashunal churches R setup tu enslave us (Tom Paen, 1770) 4. nashunal flower is the konkreet kloverleef (Luis Mumford) 5. Nashunalism=hunger for power & feed bi self-deseev (Jorj Orwell, 1935) 6. sukses is our nashunal dazeez (Will James, 1906) 7. the nashunal budget must be balansed the kommon man must lern tu werk (Sisero, in 55 bc) 1353. navy speek... The navy yuze a straenj ferin tung based on "nautikal" talk as av 1200ad. 1. abaft the forsel =beside the bridj (bridj=that big hous on top) 2. abeem =width, side, kross-waes 3. aft (Navy) =reer, bak, behind [sept wen yer spozed tu yuze "astern" for same thang] 4. alfa mike foxtrot=audios motherfukker (goodbi) 5. anker-klanker =boetswaens mate (the boss av a small boet) 6. bell =navy time, 1 bell=1/2 our. max=12 bells=6 hrs now yu no wi em dont werk 8-hrs in the navy 7. berth =bed, plaes tu sleep 8. berthing dek =bedroom 9. bilge =bottom av boet weer all the krud-water kollekt also slang for dirty rotten lo-down lieing rat-fink skroundel navy 10. blak shue =sumwon in navy & not part av aerkraft (aerplanes) =or navy, not mareens or not army or not nonmilitary 11. bridj =weer the kaptin run the ship...part av that big hous on top 12. brig =jael 13. bow =front, forward 14. bug jues =kool-aed, tang, oraenj jues, lemon-aed, etc i.e...not koffee & not alkohol 15. bulkhed =wall 16. bunk =bed 17. chart =map 18. cheef =sarj...military abuv privat & belo "offiser" in sum waes like a "warrent offiser" 19. chit =a form tu request sumthang (such as leev, liberty) navy 20. chow =food, kooked food 21. CIC =kommand & kontrol...the room weer "wepon xperts" watch & fire radar, guns, missels, torps, ets 22. deep 6 =thro awae (ie trash), in old daes, em thro it "overside" 23. dek =floor...warning...numbers inkreez as yu go DOWN (not up) 24. delta seeera =dum shit=dum 25. dog watch =2 our "watch" insted av "normal" 4-hr 26. ensin =flag 27. ensin =loest rank offiser (other military kall him a lu or lutenant) 28. feeld dae =kleen evreethang xtra good 29. forward (for) =front navy 30. gally =kitchen, kook room 31. geedunk =bx=base exchaenj=military store (like a food store) 32. girth =how far around=serkumferns 33. GQ =jenral quarters=pakik stashun wen ship boss man thank theer is "imminent danjer", him kall GQ loud gong wake up evreewon & em run tu theer "GQ stashun" 34. hatch =door 35. jak =flag at the front av the ship 36. jar-hed (Yar-hed)=Mareen 37. JG =lutenent junyer grade=lo rank offiser, just abuv "ensin" 38. kanteen =small eeteree (fast food joint on base), snak shop 39. kaptin =the "master" av the ship=heep big cheef & top dog navy 40. kaptin's mast =kaptin judj a "saeler" bout small krime on the ship 41. kompartment =room, box, bin 42. kort-marshal =trial...at kort=sumwon charj sumwon with a krime 43. ladder =staers 44. liberty =yu get tu go ashore & R off-duty=free time 45. lid =cap, hat, "kuver"...sumthang on yer hed 46. master-at-arms =kop, cheef kop (yuzyually xtra duty for sumwon) 47. mate =jenral term for saeler-man =in old daes, offisers was mates... first mate was just belo the kaptin 48. mess =food, eet, a room weer yu eet 49. mess deks (Navy) =room weer the "enlisted ranks" eet (no offisers, yuzyually no "cheefs", & no VIP) navy 50. OIS =offiser indoktrinashun skuel similiar tu OTS in other military (Offiser traen skuel) 51. on stashun =ship is weer it spozed tu be wen at see 52. overhed =seeling 53. petty offiser =sarj without as much rank as a "cheef" 54. poop dek =part av top floor at reer av a ship 55. port =left, or windo 56. port =that plaes on land weer ships sumtimes park 57. quarter dek =part av the "wether dek" (top floor) =area behind the "forsel" & in front av "poop dek" 58. quartermaster =lo-rank sarj hu werk in kommunikashuns/navigashun 59. shore stashun =navy man assined tu offis wile ship is "tied up" navy 60. skipper =slang for kaptin 61. skullery =weer the "mess kru" kleen the dishes=bad plaes tu werk 62. skuttelbut =rumer, gossip, lies, wild story, grapevine 63. squid =slang other military kall saeler-boy 64. stanchion =pole, post, pillar, support, beem 65. stanchion =NE hevee, solid, strong thang yu tie sumthang tu so it wont "flote awae" 66. stateroom =fansee bedroom for offisers 67. stern =bak, reer, reer-end 68. stoed =put awaed, tied down, stored 69. strawbord =rite navy 70. swab =mop, kleen 71. swabbee =slank for saeler 72. sweeper =kleen up this area 73. taps =lites out=gotu bed (but it is a "bunk" in the navy) 74. tar =old british navy term for a saeler 75. tern tu =get tu werk (other military=fall in) 76. wether dek =top floor...the big flat area on top weer oenlee plaes weer saeler mite see sun or get fresh aer 77. yeoman =klerk, lite duty, sumwon hu du paperwerk
nation naeshun
1354. nawleedj... (knowledge in krat speek) 1. all nawleedj is boot-strapped [no base tu start from] 2. alwaes be kereeus (Sudie Bak) 3. dont let yuzeless fakts elbo out yuzeful wons (Authur K Doyle, 1920) 4. fanasee is gooder than nawleedj (A Einstein) 5. for nu nawleedj, ask nu quesshuns (Susan Langer) 6. if a littel noit is danjerus, how much get yu outta danjer? (Tom Huxlee) 7. luv nawleedj, never get hart brake (Mike G Marino) 8. nawleedj...dont yuze it til yu seesun it (Oliver W Holmes, 1890) 9. nawleedj=power (nawledj & power R the same) (Fransis Bakon, 1600) nawleedj 10. nawleedj giv wate, deeds giv shine. Most folks see shine than wae it (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1760) 11. nawleedj is a netwerk, not a tree [no base, no start, no end] 12. nawleedj is a saekred kow. How tu milk it & stae kleer av the horns 13. nawleedj is like munee, the more him get, the more him want (Josh Billings) 14. nawleedj is oenlee potenshal power (Napoleon Hill, 1950) 15. nawleedj is more powerful than foers (Sam Jonsun) 16. nawleedj is power (Fransis Bakon, 1600) 17. nawleedj speek, wisdom listen (Jim Hendrix, Oliver W Holms?) 18. nawleedj without justis is kunning, now wise (Cicero, 50bc) 19. oenlee soers av nawleedj is xpeereens (A Einstein) nawleedj 20. part av nawleedj is tu ignore junk (Crates) 21. praktis is the kee tuit (Tom Fuller, 1650) 22. reel nawleedj...yuno how much yu dont no (Konfushus) b. no how ignorant Yu R 23. serch for nawleedj, but dont drown (Tony D'Angelo) 24. sum drink from the fountin av nawleedj, others spit it out 25. The quality av yer nawledj is more portant than how much (Will Channing, 1830) 26. Yuzeless nawleedj kan be fun (Bertrand Russel) 1355. NE (any in krat speek) 1. NE ass kan kik down a barn. Take a karpender tu bild it. 2. NE fool kan kritize, kondem, & komplaen, & most du (Ben Franklin) 3. NE landing [land an aerplaen] yu walk awae from is good 4. NE lok kan be piked with a big nuff hammer (Sun mikro) 5. NE port in a storm 6. NE-thang free is werth evree penee it kost 1356. NE-won... (or NE1) (anyone in krat speek) 1. NE-won hu gotu a shrink shood hav his hed xamined (Sam Goldwin) 2. NE-won hu sae him see thru wemen, miss the good part (Groucho Marx) 3. NE-won kan get old. All yu gotta du is liv long nuff (Groucho Marx) 4. NE-won kan win, less sumwon els enter (Jorj Ade) 5. NE-won with munee tu bern will find many volunteers tu duit for yu 1357. nee... (knee in krat speek) 1. nee hi bi 4 July (nu korn krop shood be nee hi bi 4 july) 2. nee hi tu a grasshopper. (short) 3. nee jerk reakshun 4. nee noking skared 1358. need... 1. amazing wot yu kan du wen yu hafta & how littel most du wen em dont hafta (Walter Lin) 2. bad water will put out bad fire (English) 3. bi wot yu dont need & suen yu sell wot yu need tu pae for it (Ben Franklin) 4. if yu oenlee du wot need be, milyuns will starv (Jorj Litenberg, 1780) 5. nacher must obae nasesittee (Shakespeer, 1590) 6. need du evreethang good (Ralf W Emersun, 1850) 7. need invent chaenj (Tim Hansel) 8. need is not law (Oliver Kromwell, 1640) 9. need is the argument av tirants & the kreed av slaves (Will Pitt, 1790) 10. need is the mother av invent (plato) 11. need is the mother av invent, kreativity the father, nawledj the midwife (Jon Schatke) 12. need never make good bargin (Ben Franklin) 13. need runover law. Sum lawyers du the same (Ben Franklin) 14. needless tu sae 15. no need tu be exakt if yu dont no wot yu talk bout (Jon von Numan) 16. nuthang is stronger than need (Euripides, 450bc) 17. oenlee thang yu need is food & be happy (Terens Konrad) 18. the mind sae yu need it (Freedrich Neetzsche, 1880) 19. we du wot we must & kall it bi grand names (Ralf W Emersun, 1850) 20. will & fansee gotta konform tu need (Jon Von Goethe, 1790) 21. wot yu gotta du is yuzeally duabel (Eleanor Roosevelt, 1930) 1359. needel in a haestak (as hard tu find as a needel ina haestak)=not possabel 1360. Needless tu sae (tipikal krat pomposity) 1361. neerer sunup, the darker the nite (Henree W Longfello) 1362. neet as a pin 1363. neether... 1. neether a borroer nor a lender be (Ben Franklin) [modern werding] 2. neether heer nor theer (Shakespeer) 3. neether raen or sleet or gloom av nite keep maelman from his rounds. 4. neether rime or reesun=no sens (Shakespeer, Komadee av errers) 1364. neglekt... 1. littel neglekt mae bring big mischeef (Ben Franklin) 2. neglekt heel herts, revenj inkrees em (Ben Franklin) 3. neglekt tu mend a small fault & time make it big (Ben Franklin)
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1365. nek... 1. nek & nek=hoers raes with 2 hoerses tied or so kloes, kant tell wich is ahed 2. nek av the woods...area, rejun, naberhood 1366. nervus... 1. as nervus as a long taeled kat in a room full av rokking chaers 2. as nervus as a wore in cherch 1367. nest aeg=munee set aside for fyucher 1368. NE-thang that kant be assembled rong, will be 1369. never... see also...wen pigs fli 1. never a borroer or a lender be (Ben Franklin) 2. never a good war or a bad pees (Ben Franklin) 3. never advise NE-won tu go tu war or tu marry. (Spaen) 4. never anser an anonymus letter (Yogi Berra) 5. never apolojize b4 em akkuze yu (Charles 1, 1640) 6. never argue with a fool, we kant tell wich is wich 7. never argue with a woman wen shes tired, or rested 8. never assume, it make an ASS av YU & ME 9. never assume the obveeus is true (Will Safire) never 10. never bet on other mans game 11. never bild yer emoshunal life on the weekness av others (Jorj Santayana) 12. never (dont) bite the hand that feed yu 13. never chaenj hoerses in midstreem (Abe Linkoln) 14. never did so many oe so much tu so fyu (W Churchil) 15. never draw yer nife wen a blo will du it. (Skot) 16. never du NE-thang standing that yu can du sitting, or NE-thang sitting if yu kan lae down (Chineez) 17. never du sumthang yu kant explaen tu the paramediks 18. never du wot yu will be ashamed av (Sineka) 19. never eet more than yukan lift (Miss Piggee) never 20. never fall out with yer bred and butter. (English) 21. never giv a sukker a brake 22. never giv advise in a krowd. (Arab) 23. never giv advise unasked b. never giv advise unless asked. (Jerman) 24. never giv up (W Churchil) 25. never hav kids, oenlee grandkids (Gore Vidal) 26. never hert a freend, even in jest (Markus Sikero) 27. never hit a man with glasses, hit him with yer fist (klub, bat, ets) 28. never hit sumwon with glasses, yuze sumthang heveeer 29. never interrupt yer enemee wen him make mistakes (Napoleon) never 30. never invest in sumthang yu dont understand 31. never judj a book bi its kuver 32. never judj a book bi its muvee (J W Eagan) 33. never komplaen, never explaen (Henree Ford) 34. never konfuze dissent with subvershun (D D Eisenhower) 35. never konfuze moshun with akshun (Ben Franklin) 36. never kritize sumwon til yu walk a mile in his shues (Indian) 37. never kut with a nife wot yu kan kut with a spoon (Charles Buxon, 1870) 38. never kut wot yukan untie 39. never let em see the bottom av yer pers or yer mind never 40. never let go av wot yu hav, til yu hav a good grip on its replaesment (Donald Hertzberg) 41. never miss a chans tu shutup 42. never mistake 1 mistake for the last mistake 43. never mistake muevment form akshun (Hemingwae) 44. never mix biznes with pleshuer 45. never nuff time tu du the nuthang we R in a big hurry tu du (Bill Waterson) 46. never put off til tumorro, kauz it mae be nonlegal tumorro 47. never put off til tumorro wot yukan avoid altugether 48. never put off til tumorro wot yukan du tudae (original) 49. never put off til tumorro wot yukan put off tu dae aft tumorro (Mark Twaen) never 50. never put off til tumorro wot yukan talk sumwon intu duing tudae 51. never reli on the glory of the morning or the smiles of yer mother-in-law. (Jap) 52. never rite a letter wen yu are mad. (Chineez) 53. never sae die 54. never sae never 55. never slap a man chuing tubak b.never slap on the bak a persun hu chu tubak 56. never spend munee b4 yu get it 57. never squat with yer spurs on. (Tex) 58. never test water depth with both feet 59. never the twaens shall meet (ends meet) never 60. never tri tu teech a pig tu sing, waest av time & itll get mad (Robert Heimlein) 61. never trubel trubel til it trubel yu 62. never trust a man hu tell yu his trubbels but not his fun (Ju) 63. never trust advies from a man in trubel (Aesop, 600bc) 64. never tu erlee tu start 65. never tu late tu be wot yu kood hav ben (Jorj Eliot) 66. never tu old tu lern 67. never underestimate the ingeenuitee av fools tu destroy wot yu bild (Douglas Adams) 68. never underestimate the power av dum klods in larj grueps (kommittee or mob) 69. never underestimate the power av T Rex 70. never yuze werds if a flame throer will du
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1370. nies... (nice in krat speek) 1. dont be self, be nies (Mignon McLafflin, 1966) 2. its nies tu be portant, more portant tu be nies 3. nies as pie 1371. nife... 1. dont tri tu katch a falling nife (its trikee & kan be bloodee) stok market...wen stoks go down, em mae keep going down for a long time 1372. nip... 1. nip and tuk =plastik serjeree 2. nip it in the bud=stop it b4 it kan gro (from gardening) 1373. nite... (nigthtxsthxt in krat speek) 1. goests rise wen man wake at nite (J M Barree) 2. konfort killing nite, a pik av hell, noter av shame, staej for tradegee, hide kaos, ners blame (Shakespeer) 3. in the kuntree the dark av nite is freendlee in the sittee its a vulture that hover, hostile, menasing (Somerset Maugham) 4. iron tung av midnite toll 12 luvers tu bed; is almost faeree time (Shakespeer, a midsummer nites dreem) 5. lonelee moon like a queen walk tu her midnite throne (Jorj Krolee) 6. nite...the sun go in & me dont hafta go out (Logan P Smith, 1895) 7. nite bring tu lite the regrets av the dae (Grae Livingston) 8. nite hide blemishes, dark make woman faer (Ovid, 10bc) 9. nite in shining armer=faery tael bout nite hu look for good deeds tu du 10. nite shed lite on our trubels, it dont hide em (Seneka, 30ad) 11. nite sho wemen in better lite (Lord Bryon) 12. nite weree add tu dae swet (Martin H Fisher) 13. no matter how long the nite, dae will kum 14. shadoes fall on even britest dae (Brian Prokter) 15. stars...blessed kandels av nite (Shakespeer...merchant av Venis) 16. stars R the streetlites tu forever 17. thangs kum alive at nite (Antone DeSt Exupetee, 1940) 18. the nite shall be full av muzik as the kares av the dae slip awae silent (Henree W Longfello, 1850) 19. tu be happy, leev yer nites tu chans (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1966) 1374. no... tipe 1...oppasit av dontno ("know" in superkrat) see also...noit 1. dontno is bad, dont wanna no badder 2. dont proklaem [tell, brodkast] all yuno, all yu hav, or wot yu kant du (Ben Franklin) 3. Em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov, ??Robert Mueller) 4. him hu no most, talk leest 5. I'm not yung nuff tu no evreethang (Oskar Wild) 6. I no wot I no & wot I dontno...the rest is lies 7. I noed him as a kid, adolesent, & adult...sumtime all in teh same dae 8. I noed I wood take the rong traen, so I left erlee (Yogi Berra) 9. I tri tuno nuthang bout all & me be good at it (Robert Benchlee, 1940) no 1 10. kant no tu much, kan sae tu much (Kalvin Koolidj, 1920) 11. lern from him hu no (Jorj Gardfeeld, 1940) 12. man no more than him understand (Alfred Adler, 1930) 13. no-nuthang is shuer av evreethang 14. no self 15. no self, if yu hav trubel, kall the CIA 16. no the ropes 17. no wot I hate most? reetorikal quesshuns 18. no wot iz dont open door tu wot shood be (Einstein, 1935) 19. no wich side yer bred is buttered on no 1 20. no wich wae the wind blo 21. no yer enemee 22. no yerself (no self) 23. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900) 24. noit is power & enthusiasm flip on the switch (Steev Droke) 25. problem is not that folks dont no nuff problem is that most av wot em no aent so (Mark Twaen) 26. the first step tu find out is tu see yu dont no (Frank Herbert) 27. the more yuno the more yu doubt (Jon Van Goethe, 1800) 28. the sekret tu biz sukses is tuno men (Darius O. Mills) 29. the trubel is folks no so much that aent so (Josh Billings) no 1 30. tu bad all hu no how tu run the kuntree, drive taxi's (Jorj Burns) 31. tu be shuer bout sumthang, yu need tu no all bout it, or nuthang (Olin Miller) 32. tu no=power (Fransis Bakon) 33. tu no how is almost as good as tu du (Mark Kaine) 34. tu no is good, dont no is evil (Socrates) 35. tu no the wae ahed, ask em hu kum bak (Chineez) 36. we lern from em hu differ, not from em hu agree (Charles Kolton, 1830) 37. wen yuno nuff tu respekt self, let go the tuter (Seneka) 38. wot yu thank yuno get in the wae av lerning (Klaud Bernard, 1870) 39. yu kant lern wot yu thank yuno (Epictetus, 100ad) 40. yung no evreethang, middel aged suspekt evreethang, old beleev evreethang (Oskar Wild) 1375 no... tipe 2...(opposit av "yes"... nope, nil, not, no wae) 1. no akkounting for taest 2. no amount av kareful planning is as good as dum luk 3. no better kin than prudent & faethful freend (Ben Franklin) 4. No common sens, no hoers sens 5. no dies...anser=no 6. no flies on him=aktiv (if yu dont muve, flies mae land on yu) 7. no fool like an old fool 8. no gaen without paen (Ben Franklin) 9. no good deed go unpunished no 2 10. no grate shakes=ordinary, kommon 11. no holds bared =no rules 12. no ie on a letter, no hand in a pers, no eer tu a sekret (Ben Franklin) 13. no kindness is wasted 14. no kommon sens 15. no legasee is as rich as onastee (Shakespeer) 16. no luv lost=hate 17. no man is an iland (Jon Donne) 18. no man kan be a patriot on an emptee stomak 19. no man kan lounj intu sukses no 2 20. no man kan luze wot him never had (Jorj Herbert, 1600) 21. no man kan serv 2 masters (Mathhu) 22. no mans land=vaeg, undefined (London, 1320) 23. no matter how far along the rong roed, tern round & go bak (Turk) 24. no matter how far yu go, theer yu are 25. no matter how grate the stradegee, yu shood also look for results (W. Churchil) 26. no matter how hi the throne, yu sit on yer botton (Taki) 27. no matter how hi the tree, the lees fall tu the ground. (Malaya) 28. no matter how much kats fite, alwaes plentee av kittens (Abe Linkoln) 29. no matter weer I serv gest, em like kitchen best no 2 30. no matter weer yu go, yu liv inside yer hed (Terree Josephson) 31. no matter wich wae yu go, its ginst the wind wen yu kum bak b. no matter wot direkshun yu start, its ginst the win kumming bak 32. no matter wot happen, sumwon sae "I told yu so". 33. no munkee biz 34. no need tu reinvent the weel 35. No need tu teech an eegel tu fli. (Greek) 36. no nuz is good nuz 37. no nuz iz good nuz, sept for the press, then its not nuz (Gloria Borger) 38. no paen, no gaen 39. no plaes like home no 2 40. no pressure, no diamonds (Maree Kase) 41. no problem is 2 big tu fit in sumweer 42. no rest for the tired 43. no rest for the wikked 44. no rime or reesun=no sens 45. no risk, no gaen 46. no shame yu was poor. Tu be ashamed av it is a shame (Ben Franklin) 47. no skin off mi nose 48. no sleep, no dreems (Korea) 49. no sooner sed than dun (Quintus Ennius) no 2 50. no sord bite as deep as an evil tung 51. no strings attached=free from rules & restrikts 52. no time like now (the present) 53. no wae kan yu under ges the smartness av the averaej man (Henree Adams) 54. no winter last forever, no spring skip its tern (Hal Borland) 55. no wood=the fire go out no gossip=strife end (proverbs) 56. no won go theer NE-more, its tu krowded (Yogi Berra) 57. no yuze tu beet a ded hoers (if its hopeless, giv up) 58. no yuze tu kloes the barn door aft the hoers iz out 1376. no-job... (unemployed in krat speek) 1. "acceptabel level av unemployment"...sed guvt krat with job 2. hardest werk is no werk (Witnee Yung) 3. hide yer povertee from others, hide yer idel [nonwerk] from self (Sam Jonsun, 1750) 4. i-del is badder than hungree (Will E Barret) 5. kant-find-werk is the saddest site (Tom Karliel, 1835) 6. no job is kapitalisms wae tu get yu tu plant a garden (Orson S Kard) 7. no werk dont meen no expenses (Kato) 8. nuthang is as hartbraking as outta werk (Jane Adams) 9. outta werk is badder than deth (Hoza Gasset, 1920) 10. yu take mi life wen yu take mi meens (Shakespeer) 1377. noah was an amacher, professhunals bilt the Titanik 1378. nobel...tu be nobel, yu gotta du nobel deeds (Chauser) 1379. nod... 1. nod hed up & down=yes. sidewise=no Charles Darwin shoed babees du this bi instinkt. even def & blind babees duit. Thus instinkt, not lerned. 1380. nodding acquaintans=sumwon yu met 1 or 2 times (not nuff tu reelee no him) 1381. nois... (noise in krat speek) 1. nois dont pruve nuthang (Mark Twain) 2. Noisy as a nu saddle 3. nowadaes, men leed lifes av noisy desperat (James Thurber) 1382. noit... see also...nawleedj 1. A man mae be a fool & not noit. But not aft the wedding (H L Menken) 2. a noit-all no a milyun fakts & dont no nuthan (alek Born) 3. dedlee foe av virchu is noit-all (Fransis H Bradlee, 1890) 4. diskus=exchaenj noit, argue=exchaenj ignorans (Robert Quillen) 5. em hu no leest alwaes noit loudest b. him hu no leest, noit loudest 6. em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov) 7. if a littel noit is danjerus, how much get yu outta danjer? (Tom Huxlee) 8. if yuth hav noit (nawleedj), if old aej had the strength (French) 9. info dont be noit, noit dont be wisdum, wisdum dont be truth 10. more kumfortabel tu be mad (krazy) & noit, than tu be sane & dout it. 11. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900) 12. noit is good, dont no is evil (Sokrates) 13. noit is not nuff. Willing is not nuff. Yu gotta duit (Johan von Goethe) 14. noit is power & enthusiasm flip on the switch (Steev Droke) 15. noit is werthless unless yu akt onit (Herber Grant) 16. oenlee fool bigger than noit-all, is sumwon hu argue with him (Stan J Lek, 1950) 17. optimist thank this is the best av all possabel werlds pessamist noit be (Julius R Oppenheimer, 1940) 18. Pinyun is the step tween ignorant & noit (Plato, 400bc) 19. wen a jeenus appeer in the werld, yu will noit kauz all dunses gang up on him (Jonathan Swift) 20. wen yu bekum seenile, yu wont noit (Bill Krosbee) 1383. nok... 1. nok bak =drink in 1 big gulp 2. nok off werk =stop at end av shift 3. nok on wood...superstishus thank this is good luk maby based on old beleef trees R good. 1384. nok-nok jokes... (knock-knock in krat speek)
see also bad predikt bimbo (Dum blond) bloopers deth bed werds dum...zampels english goofs faemus last werds funnee insults jokes kort funnee
silly laws moron naeshun trate nok-nok jokes rednek jokes riddels sarkasm shop sine toomstone wi did the chicken kross the roed? wot du yu get wen yu kross
nok-nok, huz theer... 1. Abbey abbey hu? A bee stung me 2. Adolf adolf hu? A dolf ball hit me in the mouth 3. Akkordion akkord hu? akkording tu the wetherman, its gonna raen 4. Amos amos hu? A mos-queet-o bit me 5. Amsterdam amster hu? I'm so dam tired av thees nok-nok jokes 6. Andru andru hu? An dru all over the wall 7. Anita anita hu? ah needa go! 8. Anna anna hu? and a nuther eester bunnee 9. Annee annee hu? NE-thang yukan du , me kan du gooder non-nok 10. Argue argue hu? R yu gonna let me in? 11. Ben ben hu? ben wundering wot cha up tu 12. Bue Bue hu? dont kri, the eester bunnee will be bak next yeer 13. Butter Butter hu? better let me in I better not tell 14. C-2 c-2 hu? see tuit yu dont duit agin 15. Cash cash hu? ok, got NE peenuts 2? 16. Daisy Daisy hu? daes he plaes, nites him sleep 17. Despaer despaer hu? de spaer tire is flat 18. Dexter dexter hu? dexter halls with boes av hollee 19. Dishes dishes hu? Dis is me, hu yu? non-nok 20. Disnee disnee hu? I just stopped spinning, so I'm dizee 21. Dokter dokter hu? yu kalled? 22. Donna donna hu? donna sit under the appel tree... 23. Doris doris hu? door's lokked, that wi me had tu nok 24. Dot dot hu? dotz for me tuno & yu tu find out 25. Duee duee hu? du we hafta keep duing thees jokes? 26. eester eester hu? eester bunnee 27. Eileen Eileen hu? I leen over tu tie mi shue 28. Element element hu? El ment tu tell yu... 29. evan evan hu? even steeven even yu otta no non-nok 30. Fillis fillis hu? fillus up a kup av wa-wa 31. galwae galwae hu? go awae, yu bother me 2 much 32. gorilla gorilla hu? go grill me a burger 33. Hagar hagar hu? Hae theer, yu with the stars in yer ie 34. Hammond hammond hu? Ham & eegs 35. Hawaii hawaii hu? fine. how R yu? 36. Ichabod ichabod hu? Its such a bad nite out heer 37. Ies kreem ies kre hu? I dreem av Jeenee with the lite brown haer I skreem wen I see a goest 38. Iesee iesee hu? I see yer underpants 39. Igloo igloo hu? If yu nu suzee like I nu suzee... non-nok 40. Iguana iguana hu? I gonna hold yer hand 41. Ikon ikon hu? I kant tell nuther nok-nok joke 42. Isabella isabela hu? Iz za bell on the door? 43. Ivan Ivan hu? I vant mi munee bak 44. Juicy Juicy hu? yu see wot I just seed? 45. Juliet Juliet hu? yu gonna let me in? 46. kam kam hu? Kam-a-lot...weer King Auther lived 47. kandees kandes hu? Kan this be the last joke? 48. ketchup ketchup hu? katch up tu me & i'll tell yu 49. kloesyuer kloes hu? kloes yer mouth wen yu eet non-nok 50. kotton kotton hu? kot in a trap. help 51. krok & dial Kroka hu? Krok-a-dile Dundee 52. lettus lettus hu? let us in & yu'll find out 53. littel girl littel hu? littel girl hu kant reech the door bell 54. littel old lady lo hu? I didnt no yuno how tu yodel 55. luk luk hu? look thru the kee-hole tu find out 56. Madam madam hu? ma dam foot's kot in the door 57. Max max hu? max no diff 58. momma momma hu? yo momma. open the door 59. Mu mu hu? yu a kow or an owl? non-nok 60. never never hu? never mind 61. Nobel nobel hu? No bell, thats wi I hafta nok 62. Norma Lee Norm hu? Normalee I dont nok, but I'm selling.... 63. old lady o lady hu? I didnt no yukan yodel 64. Oliver oliver hu? I liv kros the roed 65. pekan pekan hu? pik on sumwon yer size 66. pensil pensil hu? pants will fall down 67. polees. polees hu? pleez let us in, its kold out heer pleez stop with the awful nok-nok jokes 68. radio radio hu? Redee or not, let me in 69. Randy randy hu? Ran de 4-minut mile tudae non-nok 70. rawlee rawlee hu? rallee round the flag folks 71. repeet repeet hu? hu-hu-hu 72. Rita Rita hu? reed a book insted av thees dum jokes 73. Roach roach hu? reech out & tuch sumwon 74. Robin robin hu? robbin the bank 75. Safarree safare hu? so far, so good 76. Sara sara hu? Iz zar a dokter in the hous? 77. sentipeed sentip hu? Santa peed on the kristmas tree 78. spider spider hu? yu tried tu hide her, but I spied her. 79. Tank tank hu? Yer welkum non-nok 80. Tarzan tarzan hu? stars & stripes forever 81. Theodore Theo hu? zee o door is stuk & wont open 82. Thistel thistel hu? This will hafta hold yu for now 83. Toby toby hu? to be or not tu be, that be the quesshun 84. Tennis tennis hu? Tennis-see 85. U8 U8 hu? Yu ate mi lunch 86. UCI UCI hu? Yu see I had tu duit... 87. Uganda Uganda hu? Yu goin dat wae? 88. underweer wnderwe hu? I wunder weer mi momma went 89. Utah Utah hu? Yu told me tu nok non-nok 90. Valencia valenci hu? I lent chu a dollar, wen ya gonna pae it bak? 91. vitamin vitamin hu? vite me in, lets party 92. Water water hu? wot R yu ansering the door fer? wot R yu duing in mi hous? 93. Wendy wendy hu? wen de red robin kum bob-bobing along wen de wind blo, de kradel rok 94. who hu hu? yu dont hu, owls du yu gotta owl in yer belfri? 95. won shue won shu hu? wont yu kum home Bil baelee? 96. wood wood hu? wont yu let me in? 97. wu wu hu? dont get so xsited 98. Ya Ya hu? wotz yu so xsited bout? 99. Yo momma yo hu? yo momma! open the ****** door 100. Yule yule hu? yu'll never no 1385. non... 1. nonkompetent with nuthang tudu kan still mess up (Peter Prinsapel) 2. nonlegal we du at wons, nonconstatushunal take longer (Henree Kissinger) 3. nonpossabel is oft nontried ("impossabel" in superkrat) 4. nonrashunal=repulsiv & terribel such as maniak, miser, drunk (Jorj Santayana) 5. nonseeabel man wed nonseeabel woman...kids R not much tu look at 6. nonwatched pot boil at wons (H F Ellis) 7. nonwerthee offspring boest most (Dane) 8. tu du the nonpossabel, tri the absurd (Cervantes) 1386. nonsens... 1. forgiv mi nonsens, as I forgiv yu hu thank yu make sens (Robert Frost, 1900) 2. nonsens is good kauz kommon sens is so rare (Jorj Santayana, 1890) 1387. normal... 1. a normal person is averaej-normal & nuts 2 (Sigmund Freud, 1890) [translated tu sumthang a normal persun kan understand] 2. normal is sumthang tu run awae from (Jodee Foster) 3. normal men R madmen (R D Laing, 1960) 1388. nose... 1. if yer nose run & yer feet smell, yer upside down 2. Nose run like a spring branch 3. Nose running off mi faes 4. Nose tu the grinestone=werk, werk, werk 1389. nostalgia... 1. bad memree is responsabel for good-old-daes (Frank P Adams) 2. dont get nostalgik til yer shuer it wont kum bak (Bil Vaugn) 3. dont liv in the past 4. folks get nostalgik bout thangs em didnt like the first time 5. if yu yern for the good old daes, tern off the aer kondishuner (Grif Niblak) 6. nostalgia...yu find the present tens, & the past perfekt (Owens L Pomroy) 7. nostalgia aent wot it yusta be (?? Yogi Berra??) 8. nostalgia is a lier (Jorj W Ball) 9. nostalgia remuve ruff edjes from the good old daes (Doug Larsun) 10. remember the past (Shakespeer) 11. the best is alwaes yesterdae (Tatyana Tolstaya) 12. the essens is...yuno it will never be agin (Milton S Eisenhower) 13. the good old daes R oenlee in yer mind (Lord Biron, 1810) 14. Wen yu R old & grae, reed this book slo & dreem av wot was (Willian Yeets, 1890) 1390. not... 1. not a haer outta plaes 2. not bi a long shot 3. not bi the haer av mi chinee chin chin (3 littel pigs) 4. not evree devil hav split hoof 5. not evree quesshun dezerv an anser (Publilus Syrus) 6. not fit tu hold a kandel tu (so werthless, kant help werker) 7. not in the kards (wont happen) 8. not kriket (British)=not faer 9. not literate tudae meen yu kant lern, dislern, & relern (Alvin Toffler) not 10. not many hav good forchun & good sens (Titus Livy, 10 ad) 11. not now, mi mind is tuned out 12. not nuff room tu swing a kat=krowded 13. not nuff tu shake a stik at=puny 14. not ours tu reesun wi, just ours tu du or die 15. not overdrawed, just under deposited 16. not plaeing with a full dek (braen parts missing) 17. not tu be sneezed at=its portant so dont ignore it 18. not tu mins werds =speek direkt or blunt 19. not up tu snuff (belo par, not werthee) not 20. not werth a plugged nikel=werthless (1912) 21. not werth a timkers dam =werthless 22. not wot we hav, wot we like (Jor Sen) 1391. novel 1. novelty pass, bills last (stae forever) 1392. now... 1. now & then an innosent man is sent tu the legislature 2. now is the time for all good men tu kum tu (Walt Kellee) 3. now is the winter av our diskontent (Shakespeer) [him meen the bad times R over.] but evreewon thank it meen "its so bad, theers no hope" 4. Now that's a nee slapper 1393. nowon... 1. nowon beleev the offishal spokesman, but all beleev nonnamed soers (Ron Nesen) 2. nowon ever drowned in his swet (Ann Landers) 3. nowon get hert duing the rite thang (Hawaii) 4. nowon go theer NE-more, its tu krowded (Yogi berra) 5. nowon gossip bout sumwons virchu 6. nowon hav hier pinyun av him than him 7. nowon is good at evreethang, but evreewon is good for sumthang 8. nowon is perfekt 9. nowon is tu old tu lern nu waes tu be dum (or tu be dummer) 10. nowon kan ern an onest milyun $ (Willian Jennings Bryan)... him sed it bout 1900, wen a milyun was reel munee 11. nowon kan make yu feel infereeer less yu konsent 12. nowon kan serv 2 masters 13. nowon listen til yu fart 14. nowon listen til yu make a mistake b. nowon notis til yu make a mistake 15. nowon sae "its oenlee a game" wen theer ahed 1394. nu... (new in krat speek) 1. alwaes sumthang nu, seldum sunthang good (Jerman) 2. nu broom sweep kleen, but old broom no the korners 3. nu dae, nu fate 4. nu Jerusalem=paradise on erth (Revelashuns) 5. the nu is different & thus evil & danjerus (Henree Miller, 1920) 6. tu the old, the nu is bad nuz (Erik Hoffer, 1930) 1395. nu start... 1. we hav the power tu start the werld over agin (Tom Pain, 1770) 1396. nu werld... 1. Christofer Kolumbus was the last tu diskuver the nu werld then it staed found (James Joys, 1910) 2. The pilgrims at Plimuth fell on theer nees, then em fell on the indians (Will M Evarts, 1850) 1397. nu words...wen sum werds bekame kommon in majer nuzpapers/mags 1950 braenwash 1951 fast food 1952 generashun x 1953 hippy 1904 hip 1954 non-U 1905 wizzo 1955 boogee 1906 teddy baer 1956 sexy 1907 aeghed 1957 sikadelik 1908 reelpolitik 1958 beetnik 1909 1959 kruis missel ** 1910 sakred kow 1960 siborg (cyborg) 1911 jeen (gene) 1961 awesum 1912 blues 1962 bossa nova 1913 seleb (celeb) 1963 peesnik 1914 Cheerio 1964 bite (byte) 1915 sivvy street 1965 miniskirt 1916 u-boet 1966 acid [for bad drugs] 1917 taelspin 1967 luv in 1918 seesfire 1968 it-girl 1919 adlib 1969 mikrochip ** 1920 demob 1970 hypermarket 1921 pop 1971 green (ekofreek) 1922 wizard 1972 watergate 1923 hemline 1973 f-werd (fuk) 1924 lumpenproletarist 1974 punk 1925 avant gard 1975 detox 1926 kitsh 1976 trekkee 1927 sudden deth 1977 naff 1928 big appel 1978 traeners 1929 sex (fuk) 1979 karaoke ** 1930 drive in 1980 power dress 1931 mikkee mous 1981 toy boy 1932 bagel 1982 hip hop 1933 dum down 1983 beetbox 1934 pestiside 1984 dubelklik 1935 raesism 1985 1936 splif 1986 mobile 1937 dunk 1987 virtual reelity 1938 cheezberger 1988 gangsta 1939 blitzkreeg 1989 latte ** 1940 Molotov koktael 1990 applet 1941 snafu 1991 hot desking 1942 buzz 1992 URL 1943 pissed off 1993 large (??? supersize ???) 1944 DNA 1994 botox 1945 mobile fone 1995 kitten heels 1946 megabuks 1996 getto fab 1947 Wunderbra 1997 dot-kommer 1948 kuel (cool) 1998 text messaej 1949 big brother 1999 Googel ** 2000 bling bling 2001 9/11 2002 axis av evil 2003 sex up 2004 chav sa name="labnuyeer"> 1398. nu yeer... 1. cheers tu the nu yeer & anuther chans tu get it rite (Opra Winfree) 2. drop last yeer intu silent limbo av the past. Thank god it go (Brooks Atkinson) 3. evree nu yeer is nuther repeet av a long line av kriminals (Ogden Nash, 1940) 4. good resolushun...cheks yu draw on bank weer yu dont hav an akkount (Oskar Wild) 5. I am the nu yeer...unspoiled paej in yer book av time 6. last yeers werds R in last yers tung. next yeer waet for nu vois (T S Eliot) 7. let the ded past bury its ded (Ed P Powel) 8. let the nu yeer find yu a better man (Ben Franklin) 9. littel order, littel rounder, nun the wiser (Robert Paul) nu yeer 10. mae yer trubels last as long as yer Nu yeers resolushuns (Joe Adams) 11. merry nu yeer born like berry on naked thorn (Hartlee Koleridj) 12. never tell yer nu yeer's resolushun b4, that make it 2 times as hard [tu keep] (Jon Selden) 13. nu yeer, same goel 14. nu yeer=time for nu start on old habits 15. nu yeer start with a sno-storm av wite vows (Jorj W Kurtis) 16. nu yeer unfold, like bud that hide byutee yet tu bloom 17. nu yeers dae is evree-wons birthdae (Charles Lamb) 18. nu yeers dae is the aksepted time for yer good resolushuns. Next week yu kan restart paving the roed tu hell as yuzyual (Mark Twaen) 19. nu yeers eve...wen old acquaentans be forgot, unless the test kum bak positiv (Jae Leno) nu yeer 20. nu yeers is a harmless institushun, dae av humbug resolushuns (Mark Twaen) 21. nu yeers resolushun...suffer fools, provided em dont waest mi time (James Agate) 22. nu yeers resolushun go in 1 yeer & out the other 23. optimist stae up til midnite tu see nu yeer in. pesimits tu make shuer the old yeer go awae (Bill Vaun) 24. proper behaevyer thru the holidaes is be drunk. Peek drunk on nu yeer's eve...so drunk yu kiss the wife (P J O'Rourk) 25. ring in the nu, ring out the old (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1850) 26. the objekt av nu yeer is not that it is nu, but that we shood be (G K Chesterton) 27. we open a book, paejes blank. We put werds init. Book is opportunity. chapter 1=nu yeers dae (Edith L Peers, 1930) 28. yueth...yu kan stae up late on nu yeers. Middel aej...yu hafta (Bill Vaun) 1399. nude... 1. barefoot is ok. Nude is tu much (Jon Updike) 2. klothes make em wunder bi illushun. Thats better than nude (Mae West, 1930) 3. no nude is as objekshunabel as the naked truth (Agnes Reppler) 4. nude is byuteful or obseen (Robert Breson) 5. nudists weer 1-button suit 6. the naked truth is not deesent (Fransis Bradlee, 1875) 7. wen yer naked, yer dirt (Fedriko Lorka, 1920) 1400. nudj-nudj wink-wink=sex hint 1400. nuff... (enough in krat speek) 1. I oenlee need nuff tu tide me over til I need more (Bill Hoest) 2. not nuff tu sukseed, others must fael (Gore Vidal) 3. nuff [wae tu sae yer tired av it, stop it, muve on tu sumthang els] b faer nuff=australian vershun 4. nuff is nuff=no more=fed up=kant stand it=kant take it NE-more 5. yu never no wotz nuff til yu R past it (Will Blake) 1401. nun... 1. a nun is half a woman, a preest half a man (H L Menchen, 1910) 2. nun av us kan stand sumwon els's prosperitee 3. nun is a virgin...we all got skrued 1402. nukkel down=get tu werk 1403. number... 1. yer number is up=yer bout tu die 1404. nu-rot-iks bild kasels in the aer, si-kot-iks liv in em, mother kleen em (Rita Rudner) 1405. nurs or ners... (nurses in krat speek) 1. aft 2 daes in hospital, me took a tern for the ners (W C Feelds) 2. if luv dont kyuer it, tri a ners 3. konfusus sae...if want ners, gotta be paeshent 4. nurs=angel in kumfortabel shues 5. nurs is IV leeger 6. nurs is pseshent 7. nursing wood be a dreem without dokters (Gerhart Kocher) 1406. nut... 1. nuts & bolts...if rider is nuts, the hoers bolt 1407. nuthang... 1. a book is a book even if nuthang init (Lord Bryon, 1800) 2. a terrabel thang happened tu me last nite...nuthang (Filus Diller) 3. av em hu dont sae nuthang, fyu R silent (Tom Neel) 4. beware av him hu wanna chaenj evreethang, or nuthang (Nansee Astor) 5. blessed is the man with nuthang tu sae hu dont tri tu pruev it (Jorj Eliot, 1879) 6. boredum=evreethang is a waest av time. Serenity=nuthang is. (Tom Szasz) 7. Dare nuthang=hope for nuthang (Jon Shiller) 8. dont kount a mans yeers til him hav nuthang els tu kount (Ralf W Emersun) 9. drawing on mi fine komand av tung, me sed nuthang nuthang 10. em hu no evreethang wont lern nuthang 11. em R as sik hu eet tu much as em hu starv with nuthang (Shakespeer) 12. em with nuthang tu sae take longest tu sae it 13. emoshun is nuthang & stae nil tu the end (Jorj Santayana) 14. envee is dum...nuthang tu gaen from it (Onor deBalzak) 15. even wen yudu nuthang, that iza deside (Garee Kolins) 16. evil triump wen good men du nuthang (Edmund Burk) 17. forgiv yer enemees, nuthang anoy em as much (Oskar Wild) 18. hard-tu-pleez mae end up with nuthang (Aesop, 600bc) 19. helth nuts will feel dum wen em lae in hospital & die av nuthang (Red Fox) nuthang 20. her:nuthang look good on me him:thats the wae I like it [nude] 21. him hu no nuthang, doubt nuthang (Italy) 22. him hu sae nuthun...sho grate kommand av lingo 23. him no nuthang & thank him no it all. Its kleer politiks is for him (Jorj Benard Shaw) 24. I started with nuthang, & still hav most av it 25. I tri tuno nuthang bout all & me be good at it (Robert Benchlee, 1940) 26. if yu aem at nuthang, yu'll hit it evreetime 27. if yu want tu be shuer nuthang get dun, sent it tu a kommittee 28. kongress...1 man speek for 1 hr & sae nuthang 29. most no how tu sae nuthang, but not wen nuthang 30. no-nuthang is shuer av evreethang 31. nois dont pruve nuthang (Mark Twain) 32. nonkompetent with nuthang tudu kan still mess up (Peter Prinsapel) 33. nuthang amaze man as much as kommon sens (Ralf W Emersun, 1870) 34. nuthang chaenj but all differ (Aldous Huxlee) 35. nuthang in xses (rited abuv entrans tu delfi tempel) 36. nuthang is as big a berden as a sekret yu kant share (Frans) 37. nuthang is as far-fetched as US farm polisee (P J O'Rourk) 38. nuthang is as hartbraking as outta werk (Jane Adams) 39. nuthang is as simpel as we hope (Jim Horning) nuthang 40. nuthang is asanine nuff tu prevent guvt from adopt it as offishal polasee (Noland) 41. nuthang is badder than boredum (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966) 42. nuthang is eezee on yer dethbed (Ben Franklin, just b4 him died) 43. nuthang is oft good tu du & klever tu sae (Will Durant) 44. nuthang is shuer but deth & taxes (Ben Franklin) 45. nuthang is wonderful wen yu meet it evreedae (Ed How, 1900) 46. nuthang kan help a man with the rong attitude (Tom Jeffersun) 47. nuthang last forever 48. nuthang less tempting or more danjerus than Greek woman av 30 (Jon Kane) 49. nuthang nu under the sun (Ecclesiastes) nuthang 50. nuthang rong with Kalifornya a rise in see level wont fix (Ros McDonald) 51. nuthang safe, nuthang last (Euripides) 52. nuthang staes konstant sept chaenj 53. nuthang stronger than need (Euripides, 450bc) 54. nuthang sukseed like sukses 55. nuthang sukseed like xsess (Oskar Wild) 56. nuthang venchuered, nuthang gaened (Chauser, 1380) 57. nuthang werthwile ever kum in the mael 58. oenlee a fool hate wot him dont no nuthang bout 59. The distans is nuthang kompared tu how hard step 1 is nuthang 60. wen deeds speek, werds R nuthang (Afrika) 61. wen it kum tu giving, sum stop at nuthang 62. witee saeing dont pruev nuthang (Voltaer) 63. yu kan du very littel with faeth & nuthang without it (Sam Butler, 1650) 64. yu kan get em tu agree as long as yu dont tri tudu nuthang bout it (Jon Chapman, 1900) 1408. nuther... 1. 1 dokter make werk for anuther (English) 2. 1 good tern deserv nuther (Aesop, 600bc) 3. 1 mans junk is nuther mans treshuer 4. 1 thang leed tu nuther 5. anuther won bite the dust (got killed) 6. a kandel keep its lite wen it lite nuther kandel 7. evree nu yeer is nuther repeet av a long line av kriminals (Ogden Nash, 1940) 8. God gave yu 1 faes, yu make anuther [yer 2-faesed] (Shakespeer) 9. hunger...1 av the fyu kravings weer yu kant substitute anuther (Irving VanGrove) nuther 10. if kisses was like the fun in bed the woman anuther wood wed (Shakespeer) 11. life is 1 darn thang aft nuther (Elbert Hubbard) 12. life is 1 fool thang aft nuther; luv is 2 fools aft eech other 13. logik is 1 thang, kommonsens anuther (Elbert Hubbard, 1927) 14. Luv is the delushun 1 woman differ from anuther (H L Menchen, 1920) 15. luv won anuther (Jesus) 16. maby this werld is anuthers hell (A Huxlee) 17. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900) 18. nuther dae, nuther dollar 19. progres=exchaenj 1 nuisans for anuther (henree H Ellis) nuther 20. rich is nuther werd for power (Mary W Montagu, 1730) 21. thro anuther log on the fire 22. wen 1 door kloes, nuther open (Don Quihotee) 1409. nuts... 1. I hav this dreem weer a giant squerrel karree me off. Du that make me nuts? (Dave Barry) 1410. 1. nutty as a fruetkake 2. nutty as a squirrel 1411. nuz... (news in krat speek)
see also media reporter
1. all nuz is gossip & the editers R old wemen chatterbugs (henree D Thoro, 1850) 2. bad nuz...oenlee thang that go faster than lite (Doug Adams) 3. dog bite man...not nuz. Man bite dog...nuz (Charles A Dana) 4. Folks konfuze wot em reed in nuzpapers with the nuz (A. J. Liebling) b. folks evreeweer konfuze wotz in nuzpaper for the nuz 5. good nuz is not nuz. Yu kan rite the nuz av all konvents on the bak av a stamp with spare room (Finlee P Dun) 6. no nuz is good nuz (Ludovik Halee) 7. nowon like the bringer av bad nuz (Sofocels, 450bc) 8. nuz...alwaes waet for the konfirm (Voltair, 1720) 9. nuz=histree shot on the wing (Jeen Fowler) 10. nuz is the first draft av histree (Filip L Gram) 11. nuz make it seem the werld is oenlee faelyuer, krime, katastrofee, korrupshun, & tradjadee (Deepak Chopra) 12. the nuz strangel many a truth (Paul Eldridj) 1412. nuzpaper...
see also jernalism the press TV
1. 4 hostil nuzpapers R more danjerus than 1000 baeonets (napoleon, 1800) 2. a man hu dont reed lern more than him hu oenlee reed nuzpapers (Tom Jeffersun) 3. a nuzpaper hav the same number av werds, if theer iz nuz or not (Henree Feelding) 4. ads R more truthful than the nuzpaper em kum in (Tom Jeffersun) [him komplaen bout lies the editer rite as the nuz] 5. all I no is wot me reed in the papers (Will Rogers, 1930) 6. good kopy is nuz, dont need tu be true (Ben Jonsun, 1600) 7. good trees bekum bad nuzpapers (James G Watt, 1982) 8. harmony dont make a hedline (Silas Bent) 9. hedlines 2 times life size (Jon Galsworthy, 1900) nuzpaper 10. I reed the nuzpaper bekauz it is the best fikshun (Aneurin Bevan, 1940) 11. I reed tween the lies (Goodman Ace) 12. if I had tu chuez, I prefer nuzpapers over guvt (Tom Jeffersun) 13. if I walked on water, the nuzpaper wood sae me kant swim (L B Jonsun) 14. make yer reeders so mad em rite half the paper for yu (C E M Joad) 15. Media...sound like spiritualist konvenshun (Tom Stoppard) 16. no onest man wood let 1 in the hous tu yuze as a doormat (Charles Dikkens, 1850) 17. nuzpaper=ded trees with ink on em 18. nuzpaper had hedline...half on sittee kounsil is krooks foersed tu retrakt, it chenjed it tu...half on sittee kounsil is not krooks 19. nuzpaper kant tell dif tween bike rek & kollaps av sivilization (Jorj B Shaw) nuzpaper 20. nuzpaper's duty is print nuz & raes hell (Will F Storee, 1850) 21. (oenlee reed nuzpapers) is badder than dont reed nuthang (Tom Jeffersun) 22. same number av werds if theers nuz or not (Henree Feelding) 23. stuff in paper is true, sept for the rare story weer yuno the reel fakts (Erwin Nol) 24. sum nuzpapers R oenlee fit tu line birdkaejes (Spiro Agnu, 1985) 25. the front paej is all bout faelyuer (Erl Warren, 1925) 26. The nuzpaper is mi favorit form av fikshun (Arthur Benson, 1880) 27. wons a nuzpaper tuch a storee, the fakts R lost forever (Norman Maeler) top