1342. naber... ("neighbors" in krat speek)
1. a fens make good naber
2. a good naber smile over the bak fens but dont klimb over it (Arthur Baer)
3. bad naber is a misforchun, good naber is a blessing (Hesiod, 800bc)
4. best wae tu tolerate naber's noisee party is join it (Frank p Jones)
5. bibel sae tu luv yer naber & luv yer foes,
I ges both R the same persun (Gilbert Chesterton)
6. chuez yer nabers b4 yu bi hous
7. dont thro roks at naber if yer hous hav glas windoes (Ben Franklin)
8. evreewon is surrounded bi nabers hu spi on yu (Jane Austen,1800)
9. fyu kan beer self as naber (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
naber
10. good fens make good naber (Robert Frost, 1900)
11. guvt will never replaes helping hand av naber (Herbert Humpree)
12. hav pees longer than naber pleez
13. its yer biz wen naber's hous is on fire (Horaes, 10bc)
14. lie & steel R next door nabers (Arab)
15. luv yer naber like self (like yu luv self) (Romans)
16. luv naber, but keep the fens (Ben Franklin)
b. luv yer naber, but dont tare down the fens
17. man is selfish tu neglekt naber (Richard Whatelee)
18. quarrelsum man dont hav NE good nabers (Ben Franklin)
19. reform self b4 tri tu chaenj naber (norman Douglas, 1900)
naber
20. so buttons on nabers mouth
21. the purpus av life is tu laff at yer nabers (Jane Austen, 1800)
22. tu annoy the nabers, tell the truth bout em (Pietro Aretino, 1520)
23. yu mae make freends & enemees, but god make the nabers (Gilbert Chesterton, 1900)
1343. naecher... (nature in krat speek)
1. adopt the paes av naecher, her lessun is paeshens (Ralf W Emersun)
2. feelds hav ies & woods hav eers (Jon Haewood, 1565)
3. humbugs pretend tu liv for byutee but never see sunup (Logan P Smith)
4. naecher dont hurry, yet du all (Lao Tzu)
5. naecher is a brodkasting stashun if yu tune in (Jorj W Karver)
6. naecher is the art av god (Tom Brown, 1635)
7. naecher is wise (Juvenal)
8. naecher make the hole werld kin (Shakespeer)
9. the erth is living poetry (Jon Keets)
10. the ski is bred for the ies (Ralf W Emersun)
11. theer is a magnetism in naecher that point yu rite (Henree D Thoro)
1344. nael that stik up, get pounded down (Jap)
1345. naeshun... (nation in krat speek)
1. a naeshun kan be so rite, it dont need tu yuze foers
tu tri tu konvins others (Woodroe Wilsun)
2. a naeshun that tri tu tax itself intu prosperitee
is like a man in a bukket hu tri tu lift self bi pull the handel (W Churchil)
3. Amerika died from the delushun it had morals (Will Rogers)
4. diskontent is step 1 for progres...in man or naeshuns (Oskar Wild)
5. in a helthee naeshun, theer is balans tween folks & guvt (A Einstein)
6. the rise & fall av naeshuns depend on its sitizens (Chineez)
7. tradishun hold tugether the nation in danjerus times (W Churchil)
8. war bleed the naeshun tu deth (Tom Paen)
1346. naeshun trate... (nationality or ethintisiticy in krat speek)
insults & put-downs
1. 100% amerikan=99% idiot (Jorj B Shaw)
2. Amerika alwaes du the rite thang...aft evreethang els fael (W Churchil)
3. Amerika dont hav a fyucher (Adolf Hitler)
4. Amerika dont no nuthan bout food, luv, or art (Isadora Dunkan)
5. Amerika is no fun (Charles Dikkens)
6. Amerika the melting pot...berned on the bottom & skum on top (Charlee King)
b. & the skum floet tu the top
7. Amerika was diskuvered b4 kolumbus, but em alwaes hushed up it (Oskar Wild)
8. Amerikans...morose, sullen, repulsiv, klown (Charles Dikkens)
9. Amerikans dont hav passhun, em hav appatite (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
naeshun
10. Amerikans hav the best taest munee kan bi (Miles Kington)
11. Amerikans R the dummest on this planet (Mike Moor)
12. Amerikans will eet garbage is yu hide it in ketchup (Henree Miller)
13. Britons R separate [distint] from the werld (Virgil, 25 bc)
14. England...food is more danjerus than sex (Jak Masun)
15. England...I no wi the sun never set on the english empire
God dont trust an englishman in the dark (Dunkan Spaeth)
16. England...oenlee thang badder than english muzik is theer paenting (Heinrich Heime)
17. England=rabbit hart, lion body, serpent jaws, land av popinjaes (Eugeen Deskamps)
18. England is paradise for wemen, hell for hoerses.
Italy the opposit (Robert Burton, 1600)
19. English admire a man av no talent if him be modest (James Agate, 1900)
naeshun
20. English hav pride, French R vane (Jeen Rousso, 1745 (Swiz))
21. English thank sitting, French standing,
Amerikans paesing, Irish after (Austin OMallee)
22 Englishman hu lost his forchun...died av broke hart (Ralf W Emersun)
23. Frans...French R sawed-off sissees
eet snaels & slugs & cheez that smell like feet
gibber like baboons & tri but fael tu speek theer wimpee tung
(P J O'Rourk)
24. Frans...munee fall apart but toilet paper is like a brik (Bill Wilder)
25. French R smarter than em seem. Spanyards seem wiser than em be (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
26. French werk tu liv, Swiz liv tu werk
27. German...Sound like em thro up in a barf bag on a 747 (Willy Rushton)
28. Germans...oenlee mistakes em make R the biggest (Klifton Fadiman)
29. Germans R flumoxed bi huemer (Bill Brisun)
Italians hav yet tu lern how tu drive
Spanish eet maen meel at midnite
Swiz dont no fun
naeshun
30. Germans...yu kan reesun with a German as with a barn animal
for all the good it will du (P J O'Rourk)
31. Germany...da-zeed werld's bathhous (Mark Twaen)
32. Grees..nuthang less tempting or more danjerus than Greek woman av 30 (Jon Kane)
33. hell on erth: (David Frost)
Belgiums R the singers
French make the roeds
Germans R the kops
Greeks run the guvt
Irish R the waeters
Italians the army
Spaen run the traens
Sweeds the komeedians
Turks R the kooks
The kommon tung is Dutch
34. If yu wanna eet in England, gotu Frans (W S Maugham, 1900)
35. Impressiv tu see a Skot on the make (James Barree, 1900)
36. Ireland...kuntree full av jenyuses with no talent (Hu Leonard)
37. Ireland...Si-ko-analsis is werthless on em (Sigmund Froid)
38. Irish...if yu kant drink it or hit it, ignore it
39. Irish man is best wen fiting
naeshun
40. Japan...manners so perfekted, yu kant tell if em R rude (Paul Thero)
41. Jues R students huz gratest study is self (Albert Goldman)
42. Kalifornya dont thro awae garbaej, it tern it intu TV shoes (Woody Allen)
43. Kanada...1/2 French, kold, yu kant stir it (Stuart Keet)
44. Kanada...is so square even female impersonaters R wemen (Richard Bekner)
45. Kanada...kant sae much kauz I kot a kold (Henree D Thore, 1853)
b. wot I got in kanada is a kold
46. Kanada...how du yu tell a Kanadian from Amerikan?
ask him if theer is a dif. If him blo his top, hes Kanada.
47. nashunality is konsent, state is kompel (Henree Ameel, 1860)
48. Nashunalism=hunger for power & feed bi self-deseev (Jorj Orwell, 1935)
49. Poles R a mistake with no virchu (W. Churchil, 1900)
naeshun
50. riter:
In Amerika oenlee suksesful riters R portant
in Frans, all riters R portant
in England, no riter be portant
in Australia, yu gotta splaen wot "riter" iz (Geof Kottrel)
51. Rushya...a man is a reakshunary if him objekt
wen guvt steel his property & murder his famlee (W Churchil)
52. Skotland is the land av lust (Lord Bryon)
53. Switzerland is selfish byuets in romantik setting (Lord Bryon, 1810)
54. we rekonize our homeland wen we luze it (Albert Kamus, 1950)
55. wen yu deel with English, thro awae logik (Deen R Inge, 1900)
56. Yu kan make much av a Skotman if yu katch him yung nuff (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
1347. naked..
1. if god had ment us tu be naked, us wood be born that wae (Mark Twaen)
1347. name...
1. a good name add up tu how many speek good av yu (Edward Halifax, 1920)
2. a rose bi NE other name wood smell as sweet (Shakespeer)
b. wotz in a name? Wot we kall a rose, bi NE other name smell as sweet (Shakespeer)
3. better tu see the faes than heer the name
4. dont name an animal yu intend tu eet (Deb Boehm)
5. Name yer poison
6. niknames stik, the silleeer the stikeeer (Tom Haliburton, 1830)
b. rediculus stik harder
7. stiks & stones mae brake mi bones, but names will never hert me
8. wisdom start with the rite name (Chineez)
9. Yer name is a blo yu will never rekuver from (Marshal McLuhan, 1940)
10. Yer name is mud=yer werthless, its yer fault
sum klaem it is from dokter Mudd hu treeted Wilks Booth after him shot Linkoln
rong...this term is much older than that
1348. nap...
1. after a bad nite, a nap take me (Sam Jonsun)
2. even a short nap is better than alkolol (Ovid)
3. evree Biz-man shood nap after lunch (Dr Sara M Jordan)
4. I dont feel NE-thang til noon, wen its time for mi nap (Bob Hope)
5. I take a 2-our nap from 1 tu 4 (Yoggi Berra)
6. konshus...the annoying time tween naps
7. nap often tu be refreshed at bedtime (Garfeeld)
8. nap refresh & stimulate (Ed Lukus)
9. nap save ui from unwelkum visiters & sientifik lekchers (Jorj B Shaw)
10. no dae is so bad a nap wont fix it (Karree P Sno)
11. set aside 1/2 our eech dae tu werree, & take a nap insted
12. wen I nap, I thank so the time is not waested (Martha Steward)
13. wot a wunderful werld it wood be
if we hav kookees & milk & afternoon nap (Barb Jordan)
1349. narsisist=sumwon hu look gooder than me (Gore Vidal)
1350. narro...
1. he is so narro-minded, him kan see thru kee-hole with both ies at 1 look
2. narro mind thank forin [exotik] is gooder than kommon (Sam Jonsun)
1351. nasesatee is the mother av invent (necessity in krat speek)
1352. nashunal... (national in krat speek)
1. blessed R the yung for em shall inherit the nashunal debt (Herbert Hoover)
2. if we dont simplifi the tax kode, the nashunal kops will be the IRS (Leon panetta)
3. nashunal churches R setup tu enslave us (Tom Paen, 1770)
4. nashunal flower is the konkreet kloverleef (Luis Mumford)
5. Nashunalism=hunger for power & feed bi self-deseev (Jorj Orwell, 1935)
6. sukses is our nashunal dazeez (Will James, 1906)
7. the nashunal budget must be balansed
the kommon man must lern tu werk (Sisero, in 55 bc)
1353. navy speek...
The navy yuze a straenj ferin tung based on "nautikal" talk as av 1200ad.
1. abaft the forsel =beside the bridj (bridj=that big hous on top)
2. abeem =width, side, kross-waes
3. aft (Navy) =reer, bak, behind
[sept wen yer spozed tu yuze "astern" for same thang]
4. alfa mike foxtrot=audios motherfukker (goodbi)
5. anker-klanker =boetswaens mate (the boss av a small boet)
6. bell =navy time, 1 bell=1/2 our. max=12 bells=6 hrs
now yu no wi em dont werk 8-hrs in the navy
7. berth =bed, plaes tu sleep
8. berthing dek =bedroom
9. bilge =bottom av boet weer all the krud-water kollekt
also slang for dirty rotten lo-down lieing rat-fink skroundel
navy
10. blak shue =sumwon in navy & not part av aerkraft (aerplanes)
=or navy, not mareens or not army or not nonmilitary
11. bridj =weer the kaptin run the ship...part av that big hous on top
12. brig =jael
13. bow =front, forward
14. bug jues =kool-aed, tang, oraenj jues, lemon-aed, etc
i.e...not koffee & not alkohol
15. bulkhed =wall
16. bunk =bed
17. chart =map
18. cheef =sarj...military abuv privat & belo "offiser"
in sum waes like a "warrent offiser"
19. chit =a form tu request sumthang (such as leev, liberty)
navy
20. chow =food, kooked food
21. CIC =kommand & kontrol...the room weer "wepon xperts" watch & fire
radar, guns, missels, torps, ets
22. deep 6 =thro awae (ie trash), in old daes, em thro it "overside"
23. dek =floor...warning...numbers inkreez as yu go DOWN (not up)
24. delta seeera =dum shit=dum
25. dog watch =2 our "watch" insted av "normal" 4-hr
26. ensin =flag
27. ensin =loest rank offiser (other military kall him a lu or lutenant)
28. feeld dae =kleen evreethang xtra good
29. forward (for) =front
navy
30. gally =kitchen, kook room
31. geedunk =bx=base exchaenj=military store (like a food store)
32. girth =how far around=serkumferns
33. GQ =jenral quarters=pakik stashun
wen ship boss man thank theer is "imminent danjer", him kall GQ
loud gong wake up evreewon & em run tu theer "GQ stashun"
34. hatch =door
35. jak =flag at the front av the ship
36. jar-hed (Yar-hed)=Mareen
37. JG =lutenent junyer grade=lo rank offiser, just abuv "ensin"
38. kanteen =small eeteree (fast food joint on base), snak shop
39. kaptin =the "master" av the ship=heep big cheef & top dog
navy
40. kaptin's mast =kaptin judj a "saeler" bout small krime on the ship
41. kompartment =room, box, bin
42. kort-marshal =trial...at kort=sumwon charj sumwon with a krime
43. ladder =staers
44. liberty =yu get tu go ashore & R off-duty=free time
45. lid =cap, hat, "kuver"...sumthang on yer hed
46. master-at-arms =kop, cheef kop (yuzyually xtra duty for sumwon)
47. mate =jenral term for saeler-man
=in old daes, offisers was mates...
first mate was just belo the kaptin
48. mess =food, eet, a room weer yu eet
49. mess deks (Navy) =room weer the "enlisted ranks" eet
(no offisers, yuzyually no "cheefs", & no VIP)
navy
50. OIS =offiser indoktrinashun skuel
similiar tu OTS in other military (Offiser traen skuel)
51. on stashun =ship is weer it spozed tu be wen at see
52. overhed =seeling
53. petty offiser =sarj without as much rank as a "cheef"
54. poop dek =part av top floor at reer av a ship
55. port =left, or windo
56. port =that plaes on land weer ships sumtimes park
57. quarter dek =part av the "wether dek" (top floor)
=area behind the "forsel" & in front av "poop dek"
58. quartermaster =lo-rank sarj hu werk in kommunikashuns/navigashun
59. shore stashun =navy man assined tu offis wile ship is "tied up"
navy
60. skipper =slang for kaptin
61. skullery =weer the "mess kru" kleen the dishes=bad plaes tu werk
62. skuttelbut =rumer, gossip, lies, wild story, grapevine
63. squid =slang other military kall saeler-boy
64. stanchion =pole, post, pillar, support, beem
65. stanchion =NE hevee, solid,
strong thang yu tie sumthang tu so it wont "flote awae"
66. stateroom =fansee bedroom for offisers
67. stern =bak, reer, reer-end
68. stoed =put awaed, tied down, stored
69. strawbord =rite
navy
70. swab =mop, kleen
71. swabbee =slank for saeler
72. sweeper =kleen up this area
73. taps =lites out=gotu bed (but it is a "bunk" in the navy)
74. tar =old british navy term for a saeler
75. tern tu =get tu werk (other military=fall in)
76. wether dek =top floor...the big flat area on top weer
oenlee plaes weer saeler mite see sun or get fresh aer
77. yeoman =klerk, lite duty, sumwon hu du paperwerk
1354. nawleedj... (knowledge in krat speek)
1. all nawleedj is boot-strapped [no base tu start from]
2. alwaes be kereeus (Sudie Bak)
3. dont let yuzeless fakts elbo out yuzeful wons (Authur K Doyle, 1920)
4. fanasee is gooder than nawleedj (A Einstein)
5. for nu nawleedj, ask nu quesshuns (Susan Langer)
6. if a littel noit is danjerus, how much get yu outta danjer? (Tom Huxlee)
7. luv nawleedj, never get hart brake (Mike G Marino)
8. nawleedj...dont yuze it til yu seesun it (Oliver W Holmes, 1890)
9. nawleedj=power (nawledj & power R the same) (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
nawleedj
10. nawleedj giv wate, deeds giv shine.
Most folks see shine than wae it (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1760)
11. nawleedj is a netwerk, not a tree [no base, no start, no end]
12. nawleedj is a saekred kow. How tu milk it & stae kleer av the horns
13. nawleedj is like munee, the more him get, the more him want (Josh Billings)
14. nawleedj is oenlee potenshal power (Napoleon Hill, 1950)
15. nawleedj is more powerful than foers (Sam Jonsun)
16. nawleedj is power (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
17. nawleedj speek, wisdom listen (Jim Hendrix, Oliver W Holms?)
18. nawleedj without justis is kunning, now wise (Cicero, 50bc)
19. oenlee soers av nawleedj is xpeereens (A Einstein)
nawleedj
20. part av nawleedj is tu ignore junk (Crates)
21. praktis is the kee tuit (Tom Fuller, 1650)
22. reel nawleedj...yuno how much yu dont no (Konfushus)
b. no how ignorant Yu R
23. serch for nawleedj, but dont drown (Tony D'Angelo)
24. sum drink from the fountin av nawleedj, others spit it out
25. The quality av yer nawledj is more portant than how much (Will Channing, 1830)
26. Yuzeless nawleedj kan be fun (Bertrand Russel)
1355. NE (any in krat speek)
1. NE ass kan kik down a barn. Take a karpender tu bild it.
2. NE fool kan kritize, kondem, & komplaen, & most du (Ben Franklin)
3. NE landing [land an aerplaen] yu walk awae from is good
4. NE lok kan be piked with a big nuff hammer (Sun mikro)
5. NE port in a storm
6. NE-thang free is werth evree penee it kost
1356. NE-won... (or NE1) (anyone in krat speek)
1. NE-won hu gotu a shrink shood hav his hed xamined (Sam Goldwin)
2. NE-won hu sae him see thru wemen, miss the good part (Groucho Marx)
3. NE-won kan get old. All yu gotta du is liv long nuff (Groucho Marx)
4. NE-won kan win, less sumwon els enter (Jorj Ade)
5. NE-won with munee tu bern will find many volunteers tu duit for yu
1357. nee... (knee in krat speek)
1. nee hi bi 4 July (nu korn krop shood be nee hi bi 4 july)
2. nee hi tu a grasshopper. (short)
3. nee jerk reakshun
4. nee noking skared
1358. need...
1. amazing wot yu kan du wen yu hafta
& how littel most du wen em dont hafta (Walter Lin)
2. bad water will put out bad fire (English)
3. bi wot yu dont need & suen yu sell wot yu need tu pae for it (Ben Franklin)
4. if yu oenlee du wot need be, milyuns will starv (Jorj Litenberg, 1780)
5. nacher must obae nasesittee (Shakespeer, 1590)
6. need du evreethang good (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
7. need invent chaenj (Tim Hansel)
8. need is not law (Oliver Kromwell, 1640)
9. need is the argument av tirants & the kreed av slaves (Will Pitt, 1790)
10. need is the mother av invent (plato)
11. need is the mother av invent,
kreativity the father, nawledj the midwife (Jon Schatke)
12. need never make good bargin (Ben Franklin)
13. need runover law. Sum lawyers du the same (Ben Franklin)
14. needless tu sae
15. no need tu be exakt if yu dont no wot yu talk bout (Jon von Numan)
16. nuthang is stronger than need (Euripides, 450bc)
17. oenlee thang yu need is food & be happy (Terens Konrad)
18. the mind sae yu need it (Freedrich Neetzsche, 1880)
19. we du wot we must & kall it bi grand names (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
20. will & fansee gotta konform tu need (Jon Von Goethe, 1790)
21. wot yu gotta du is yuzeally duabel (Eleanor Roosevelt, 1930)
1359. needel in a haestak (as hard tu find as a needel ina haestak)=not possabel
1360. Needless tu sae (tipikal krat pomposity)
1361. neerer sunup, the darker the nite (Henree W Longfello)
1362. neet as a pin
1363. neether...
1. neether a borroer nor a lender be (Ben Franklin) [modern werding]
2. neether heer nor theer (Shakespeer)
3. neether raen or sleet or gloom av nite keep maelman from his rounds.
4. neether rime or reesun=no sens (Shakespeer, Komadee av errers)
1364. neglekt...
1. littel neglekt mae bring big mischeef (Ben Franklin)
2. neglekt heel herts, revenj inkrees em (Ben Franklin)
3. neglekt tu mend a small fault & time make it big (Ben Franklin)
1365. nek...
1. nek & nek=hoers raes with 2 hoerses tied or so kloes, kant tell wich is ahed
2. nek av the woods...area, rejun, naberhood
1366. nervus...
1. as nervus as a long taeled kat in a room full av rokking chaers
2. as nervus as a wore in cherch
1367. nest aeg=munee set aside for fyucher
1368. NE-thang that kant be assembled rong, will be
1369. never...
see also...wen pigs fli
1. never a borroer or a lender be (Ben Franklin)
2. never a good war or a bad pees (Ben Franklin)
3. never advise NE-won tu go tu war or tu marry. (Spaen)
4. never anser an anonymus letter (Yogi Berra)
5. never apolojize b4 em akkuze yu (Charles 1, 1640)
6. never argue with a fool, we kant tell wich is wich
7. never argue with a woman wen shes tired, or rested
8. never assume, it make an ASS av YU & ME
9. never assume the obveeus is true (Will Safire)
never
10. never bet on other mans game
11. never bild yer emoshunal life on the weekness av others (Jorj Santayana)
12. never (dont) bite the hand that feed yu
13. never chaenj hoerses in midstreem (Abe Linkoln)
14. never did so many oe so much tu so fyu (W Churchil)
15. never draw yer nife wen a blo will du it. (Skot)
16. never du NE-thang standing that yu can du sitting,
or NE-thang sitting if yu kan lae down (Chineez)
17. never du sumthang yu kant explaen tu the paramediks
18. never du wot yu will be ashamed av (Sineka)
19. never eet more than yukan lift (Miss Piggee)
never
20. never fall out with yer bred and butter. (English)
21. never giv a sukker a brake
22. never giv advise in a krowd. (Arab)
23. never giv advise unasked
b. never giv advise unless asked. (Jerman)
24. never giv up (W Churchil)
25. never hav kids, oenlee grandkids (Gore Vidal)
26. never hert a freend, even in jest (Markus Sikero)
27. never hit a man with glasses, hit him with yer fist (klub, bat, ets)
28. never hit sumwon with glasses, yuze sumthang heveeer
29. never interrupt yer enemee wen him make mistakes (Napoleon)
never
30. never invest in sumthang yu dont understand
31. never judj a book bi its kuver
32. never judj a book bi its muvee (J W Eagan)
33. never komplaen, never explaen (Henree Ford)
34. never konfuze dissent with subvershun (D D Eisenhower)
35. never konfuze moshun with akshun (Ben Franklin)
36. never kritize sumwon til yu walk a mile in his shues (Indian)
37. never kut with a nife wot yu kan kut with a spoon (Charles Buxon, 1870)
38. never kut wot yukan untie
39. never let em see the bottom av yer pers or yer mind
never
40. never let go av wot yu hav, til yu hav a good grip
on its replaesment (Donald Hertzberg)
41. never miss a chans tu shutup
42. never mistake 1 mistake for the last mistake
43. never mistake muevment form akshun (Hemingwae)
44. never mix biznes with pleshuer
45. never nuff time tu du the nuthang we R in a big hurry tu du (Bill Waterson)
46. never put off til tumorro, kauz it mae be nonlegal tumorro
47. never put off til tumorro wot yukan avoid altugether
48. never put off til tumorro wot yukan du tudae (original)
49. never put off til tumorro wot yukan put off tu dae aft tumorro (Mark Twaen)
never
50. never put off til tumorro wot yukan talk sumwon intu duing tudae
51. never reli on the glory of the morning or the smiles of yer mother-in-law. (Jap)
52. never rite a letter wen yu are mad. (Chineez)
53. never sae die
54. never sae never
55. never slap a man chuing tubak
b.never slap on the bak a persun hu chu tubak
56. never spend munee b4 yu get it
57. never squat with yer spurs on. (Tex)
58. never test water depth with both feet
59. never the twaens shall meet (ends meet)
never
60. never tri tu teech a pig tu sing, waest av time & itll get mad (Robert Heimlein)
61. never trubel trubel til it trubel yu
62. never trust a man hu tell yu his trubbels but not his fun (Ju)
63. never trust advies from a man in trubel (Aesop, 600bc)
64. never tu erlee tu start
65. never tu late tu be wot yu kood hav ben (Jorj Eliot)
66. never tu old tu lern
67. never underestimate the ingeenuitee av fools tu destroy wot yu bild (Douglas Adams)
68. never underestimate the power av dum klods in larj grueps (kommittee or mob)
69. never underestimate the power av T Rex
70. never yuze werds if a flame throer will du
1370. nies... (nice in krat speek)
1. dont be self, be nies (Mignon McLafflin, 1966)
2. its nies tu be portant, more portant tu be nies
3. nies as pie
1371. nife...
1. dont tri tu katch a falling nife (its trikee & kan be bloodee)
stok market...wen stoks go down, em mae keep going down for a long time
1372. nip...
1. nip and tuk =plastik serjeree
2. nip it in the bud=stop it b4 it kan gro (from gardening)
1373. nite... (nigthtxsthxt in krat speek)
1. goests rise wen man wake at nite (J M Barree)
2. konfort killing nite, a pik av hell, noter av shame,
staej for tradegee, hide kaos, ners blame (Shakespeer)
3. in the kuntree the dark av nite is freendlee
in the sittee its a vulture that hover, hostile, menasing (Somerset Maugham)
4. iron tung av midnite toll 12
luvers tu bed; is almost faeree time (Shakespeer, a midsummer nites dreem)
5. lonelee moon like a queen
walk tu her midnite throne (Jorj Krolee)
6. nite...the sun go in & me dont hafta go out (Logan P Smith, 1895)
7. nite bring tu lite the regrets av the dae (Grae Livingston)
8. nite hide blemishes, dark make woman faer (Ovid, 10bc)
9. nite in shining armer=faery tael bout nite hu look for good deeds tu du
10. nite shed lite on our trubels, it dont hide em (Seneka, 30ad)
11. nite sho wemen in better lite (Lord Bryon)
12. nite weree add tu dae swet (Martin H Fisher)
13. no matter how long the nite, dae will kum
14. shadoes fall on even britest dae (Brian Prokter)
15. stars...blessed kandels av nite (Shakespeer...merchant av Venis)
16. stars R the streetlites tu forever
17. thangs kum alive at nite (Antone DeSt Exupetee, 1940)
18. the nite shall be full av muzik as the kares av the dae
slip awae silent (Henree W Longfello, 1850)
19. tu be happy, leev yer nites tu chans (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1966)
1374. no... tipe 1...oppasit av dontno ("know" in superkrat)
see also...noit
1. dontno is bad, dont wanna no badder
2. dont proklaem [tell, brodkast] all yuno, all yu hav, or wot yu kant du (Ben Franklin)
3. Em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov, ??Robert Mueller)
4. him hu no most, talk leest
5. I'm not yung nuff tu no evreethang (Oskar Wild)
6. I no wot I no & wot I dontno...the rest is lies
7. I noed him as a kid, adolesent, & adult...sumtime all in teh same dae
8. I noed I wood take the rong traen, so I left erlee (Yogi Berra)
9. I tri tuno nuthang bout all & me be good at it (Robert Benchlee, 1940)
no 1
10. kant no tu much, kan sae tu much (Kalvin Koolidj, 1920)
11. lern from him hu no (Jorj Gardfeeld, 1940)
12. man no more than him understand (Alfred Adler, 1930)
13. no-nuthang is shuer av evreethang
14. no self
15. no self, if yu hav trubel, kall the CIA
16. no the ropes
17. no wot I hate most? reetorikal quesshuns
18. no wot iz dont open door tu wot shood be (Einstein, 1935)
19. no wich side yer bred is buttered on
no 1
20. no wich wae the wind blo
21. no yer enemee
22. no yerself (no self)
23. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900)
24. noit is power & enthusiasm flip on the switch (Steev Droke)
25. problem is not that folks dont no nuff
problem is that most av wot em no aent so (Mark Twaen)
26. the first step tu find out is tu see yu dont no (Frank Herbert)
27. the more yuno the more yu doubt (Jon Van Goethe, 1800)
28. the sekret tu biz sukses is tuno men (Darius O. Mills)
29. the trubel is folks no so much that aent so (Josh Billings)
no 1
30. tu bad all hu no how tu run the kuntree, drive taxi's (Jorj Burns)
31. tu be shuer bout sumthang, yu need tu no all bout it, or nuthang (Olin Miller)
32. tu no=power (Fransis Bakon)
33. tu no how is almost as good as tu du (Mark Kaine)
34. tu no is good, dont no is evil (Socrates)
35. tu no the wae ahed, ask em hu kum bak (Chineez)
36. we lern from em hu differ, not from em hu agree (Charles Kolton, 1830)
37. wen yuno nuff tu respekt self, let go the tuter (Seneka)
38. wot yu thank yuno get in the wae av lerning (Klaud Bernard, 1870)
39. yu kant lern wot yu thank yuno (Epictetus, 100ad)
40. yung no evreethang, middel aged suspekt evreethang,
old beleev evreethang (Oskar Wild)
1375 no... tipe 2...(opposit av "yes"... nope, nil, not, no wae)
1. no akkounting for taest
2. no amount av kareful planning is as good as dum luk
3. no better kin than prudent & faethful freend (Ben Franklin)
4. No common sens, no hoers sens
5. no dies...anser=no
6. no flies on him=aktiv (if yu dont muve, flies mae land on yu)
7. no fool like an old fool
8. no gaen without paen (Ben Franklin)
9. no good deed go unpunished
no 2
10. no grate shakes=ordinary, kommon
11. no holds bared =no rules
12. no ie on a letter, no hand in a pers, no eer tu a sekret (Ben Franklin)
13. no kindness is wasted
14. no kommon sens
15. no legasee is as rich as onastee (Shakespeer)
16. no luv lost=hate
17. no man is an iland (Jon Donne)
18. no man kan be a patriot on an emptee stomak
19. no man kan lounj intu sukses
no 2
20. no man kan luze wot him never had (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
21. no man kan serv 2 masters (Mathhu)
22. no mans land=vaeg, undefined (London, 1320)
23. no matter how far along the rong roed, tern round & go bak (Turk)
24. no matter how far yu go, theer yu are
25. no matter how grate the stradegee, yu shood also look for results (W. Churchil)
26. no matter how hi the throne, yu sit on yer botton (Taki)
27. no matter how hi the tree, the lees fall tu the ground. (Malaya)
28. no matter how much kats fite, alwaes plentee av kittens (Abe Linkoln)
29. no matter weer I serv gest, em like kitchen best
no 2
30. no matter weer yu go, yu liv inside yer hed (Terree Josephson)
31. no matter wich wae yu go, its ginst the wind wen yu kum bak
b. no matter wot direkshun yu start, its ginst the win kumming bak
32. no matter wot happen, sumwon sae "I told yu so".
33. no munkee biz
34. no need tu reinvent the weel
35. No need tu teech an eegel tu fli. (Greek)
36. no nuz is good nuz
37. no nuz iz good nuz, sept for the press, then its not nuz (Gloria Borger)
38. no paen, no gaen
39. no plaes like home
no 2
40. no pressure, no diamonds (Maree Kase)
41. no problem is 2 big tu fit in sumweer
42. no rest for the tired
43. no rest for the wikked
44. no rime or reesun=no sens
45. no risk, no gaen
46. no shame yu was poor. Tu be ashamed av it is a shame (Ben Franklin)
47. no skin off mi nose
48. no sleep, no dreems (Korea)
49. no sooner sed than dun (Quintus Ennius)
no 2
50. no sord bite as deep as an evil tung
51. no strings attached=free from rules & restrikts
52. no time like now (the present)
53. no wae kan yu under ges the smartness av the averaej man (Henree Adams)
54. no winter last forever, no spring skip its tern (Hal Borland)
55. no wood=the fire go out
no gossip=strife end (proverbs)
56. no won go theer NE-more, its tu krowded (Yogi Berra)
57. no yuze tu beet a ded hoers (if its hopeless, giv up)
58. no yuze tu kloes the barn door aft the hoers iz out
1376. no-job... (unemployed in krat speek)
1. "acceptabel level av unemployment"...sed guvt krat with job
2. hardest werk is no werk (Witnee Yung)
3. hide yer povertee from others, hide yer idel [nonwerk] from self (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
4. i-del is badder than hungree (Will E Barret)
5. kant-find-werk is the saddest site (Tom Karliel, 1835)
6. no job is kapitalisms wae tu get yu tu plant a garden (Orson S Kard)
7. no werk dont meen no expenses (Kato)
8. nuthang is as hartbraking as outta werk (Jane Adams)
9. outta werk is badder than deth (Hoza Gasset, 1920)
10. yu take mi life wen yu take mi meens (Shakespeer)
1377. noah was an amacher, professhunals bilt the Titanik
1378. nobel...tu be nobel, yu gotta du nobel deeds (Chauser)
1379. nod...
1. nod hed up & down=yes. sidewise=no
Charles Darwin shoed babees du this bi instinkt.
even def & blind babees duit. Thus instinkt, not lerned.
1380. nodding acquaintans=sumwon yu met 1 or 2 times (not nuff tu reelee no him)
1381. nois... (noise in krat speek)
1. nois dont pruve nuthang (Mark Twain)
2. Noisy as a nu saddle
3. nowadaes, men leed lifes av noisy desperat (James Thurber)
1382. noit...
see also...nawleedj
1. A man mae be a fool & not noit. But not aft the wedding (H L Menken)
2. a noit-all no a milyun fakts & dont no nuthan (alek Born)
3. dedlee foe av virchu is noit-all (Fransis H Bradlee, 1890)
4. diskus=exchaenj noit, argue=exchaenj ignorans (Robert Quillen)
5. em hu no leest alwaes noit loudest
b. him hu no leest, noit loudest
6. em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov)
7. if a littel noit is danjerus, how much get yu outta danjer? (Tom Huxlee)
8. if yuth hav noit (nawleedj), if old aej had the strength (French)
9. info dont be noit, noit dont be wisdum, wisdum dont be truth
10. more kumfortabel tu be mad (krazy) & noit, than tu be sane & dout it.
11. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900)
12. noit is good, dont no is evil (Sokrates)
13. noit is not nuff. Willing is not nuff. Yu gotta duit (Johan von Goethe)
14. noit is power & enthusiasm flip on the switch (Steev Droke)
15. noit is werthless unless yu akt onit (Herber Grant)
16. oenlee fool bigger than noit-all, is sumwon hu argue with him (Stan J Lek, 1950)
17. optimist thank this is the best av all possabel werlds
pessamist noit be (Julius R Oppenheimer, 1940)
18. Pinyun is the step tween ignorant & noit (Plato, 400bc)
19. wen a jeenus appeer in the werld, yu will noit
kauz all dunses gang up on him (Jonathan Swift)
20. wen yu bekum seenile, yu wont noit (Bill Krosbee)
1383. nok...
1. nok bak =drink in 1 big gulp
2. nok off werk =stop at end av shift
3. nok on wood...superstishus thank this is good luk
maby based on old beleef trees R good.
1384. nok-nok jokes... (knock-knock in krat speek)
nok-nok, huz theer...
1. Abbey abbey hu? A bee stung me
2. Adolf adolf hu? A dolf ball hit me in the mouth
3. Akkordion akkord hu? akkording tu the wetherman, its gonna raen
4. Amos amos hu? A mos-queet-o bit me
5. Amsterdam amster hu? I'm so dam tired av thees nok-nok jokes
6. Andru andru hu? An dru all over the wall
7. Anita anita hu? ah needa go!
8. Anna anna hu? and a nuther eester bunnee
9. Annee annee hu? NE-thang yukan du , me kan du gooder
non-nok
10. Argue argue hu? R yu gonna let me in?
11. Ben ben hu? ben wundering wot cha up tu
12. Bue Bue hu? dont kri, the eester bunnee will be bak next yeer
13. Butter Butter hu? better let me in
I better not tell
14. C-2 c-2 hu? see tuit yu dont duit agin
15. Cash cash hu? ok, got NE peenuts 2?
16. Daisy Daisy hu? daes he plaes, nites him sleep
17. Despaer despaer hu? de spaer tire is flat
18. Dexter dexter hu? dexter halls with boes av hollee
19. Dishes dishes hu? Dis is me, hu yu?
non-nok
20. Disnee disnee hu? I just stopped spinning, so I'm dizee
21. Dokter dokter hu? yu kalled?
22. Donna donna hu? donna sit under the appel tree...
23. Doris doris hu? door's lokked, that wi me had tu nok
24. Dot dot hu? dotz for me tuno & yu tu find out
25. Duee duee hu? du we hafta keep duing thees jokes?
26. eester eester hu? eester bunnee
27. Eileen Eileen hu? I leen over tu tie mi shue
28. Element element hu? El ment tu tell yu...
29. evan evan hu? even steeven
even yu otta no
non-nok
30. Fillis fillis hu? fillus up a kup av wa-wa
31. galwae galwae hu? go awae, yu bother me 2 much
32. gorilla gorilla hu? go grill me a burger
33. Hagar hagar hu? Hae theer, yu with the stars in yer ie
34. Hammond hammond hu? Ham & eegs
35. Hawaii hawaii hu? fine. how R yu?
36. Ichabod ichabod hu? Its such a bad nite out heer
37. Ies kreem ies kre hu? I dreem av Jeenee with the lite brown haer
I skreem wen I see a goest
38. Iesee iesee hu? I see yer underpants
39. Igloo igloo hu? If yu nu suzee like I nu suzee...
non-nok
40. Iguana iguana hu? I gonna hold yer hand
41. Ikon ikon hu? I kant tell nuther nok-nok joke
42. Isabella isabela hu? Iz za bell on the door?
43. Ivan Ivan hu? I vant mi munee bak
44. Juicy Juicy hu? yu see wot I just seed?
45. Juliet Juliet hu? yu gonna let me in?
46. kam kam hu? Kam-a-lot...weer King Auther lived
47. kandees kandes hu? Kan this be the last joke?
48. ketchup ketchup hu? katch up tu me & i'll tell yu
49. kloesyuer kloes hu? kloes yer mouth wen yu eet
non-nok
50. kotton kotton hu? kot in a trap. help
51. krok & dial Kroka hu? Krok-a-dile Dundee
52. lettus lettus hu? let us in & yu'll find out
53. littel girl littel hu? littel girl hu kant reech the door bell
54. littel old lady lo hu? I didnt no yuno how tu yodel
55. luk luk hu? look thru the kee-hole tu find out
56. Madam madam hu? ma dam foot's kot in the door
57. Max max hu? max no diff
58. momma momma hu? yo momma. open the door
59. Mu mu hu? yu a kow or an owl?
non-nok
60. never never hu? never mind
61. Nobel nobel hu? No bell, thats wi I hafta nok
62. Norma Lee Norm hu? Normalee I dont nok, but I'm selling....
63. old lady o lady hu? I didnt no yukan yodel
64. Oliver oliver hu? I liv kros the roed
65. pekan pekan hu? pik on sumwon yer size
66. pensil pensil hu? pants will fall down
67. polees. polees hu? pleez let us in, its kold out heer
pleez stop with the awful nok-nok jokes
68. radio radio hu? Redee or not, let me in
69. Randy randy hu? Ran de 4-minut mile tudae
non-nok
70. rawlee rawlee hu? rallee round the flag folks
71. repeet repeet hu? hu-hu-hu
72. Rita Rita hu? reed a book insted av thees dum jokes
73. Roach roach hu? reech out & tuch sumwon
74. Robin robin hu? robbin the bank
75. Safarree safare hu? so far, so good
76. Sara sara hu? Iz zar a dokter in the hous?
77. sentipeed sentip hu? Santa peed on the kristmas tree
78. spider spider hu? yu tried tu hide her, but I spied her.
79. Tank tank hu? Yer welkum
non-nok
80. Tarzan tarzan hu? stars & stripes forever
81. Theodore Theo hu? zee o door is stuk & wont open
82. Thistel thistel hu? This will hafta hold yu for now
83. Toby toby hu? to be or not tu be, that be the quesshun
84. Tennis tennis hu? Tennis-see
85. U8 U8 hu? Yu ate mi lunch
86. UCI UCI hu? Yu see I had tu duit...
87. Uganda Uganda hu? Yu goin dat wae?
88. underweer wnderwe hu? I wunder weer mi momma went
89. Utah Utah hu? Yu told me tu nok
non-nok
90. Valencia valenci hu? I lent chu a dollar, wen ya gonna pae it bak?
91. vitamin vitamin hu? vite me in, lets party
92. Water water hu? wot R yu ansering the door fer?
wot R yu duing in mi hous?
93. Wendy wendy hu? wen de red robin kum bob-bobing along
wen de wind blo, de kradel rok
94. who hu hu? yu dont hu, owls du
yu gotta owl in yer belfri?
95. won shue won shu hu? wont yu kum home Bil baelee?
96. wood wood hu? wont yu let me in?
97. wu wu hu? dont get so xsited
98. Ya Ya hu? wotz yu so xsited bout?
99. Yo momma yo hu? yo momma! open the ****** door
100. Yule yule hu? yu'll never no
1385. non...
1. nonkompetent with nuthang tudu kan still mess up (Peter Prinsapel)
2. nonlegal we du at wons, nonconstatushunal take longer (Henree Kissinger)
3. nonpossabel is oft nontried ("impossabel" in superkrat)
4. nonrashunal=repulsiv & terribel such as maniak, miser, drunk (Jorj Santayana)
5. nonseeabel man wed nonseeabel woman...kids R not much tu look at
6. nonwatched pot boil at wons (H F Ellis)
7. nonwerthee offspring boest most (Dane)
8. tu du the nonpossabel, tri the absurd (Cervantes)
1386. nonsens...
1. forgiv mi nonsens, as I forgiv yu hu thank yu make sens (Robert Frost, 1900)
2. nonsens is good kauz kommon sens is so rare (Jorj Santayana, 1890)
1387. normal...
1. a normal person is averaej-normal & nuts 2 (Sigmund Freud, 1890)
[translated tu sumthang a normal persun kan understand]
2. normal is sumthang tu run awae from (Jodee Foster)
3. normal men R madmen (R D Laing, 1960)
1388. nose...
1. if yer nose run & yer feet smell, yer upside down
2. Nose run like a spring branch
3. Nose running off mi faes
4. Nose tu the grinestone=werk, werk, werk
1389. nostalgia...
1. bad memree is responsabel for good-old-daes (Frank P Adams)
2. dont get nostalgik til yer shuer it wont kum bak (Bil Vaugn)
3. dont liv in the past
4. folks get nostalgik bout thangs em didnt like the first time
5. if yu yern for the good old daes, tern off the aer kondishuner (Grif Niblak)
6. nostalgia...yu find the present tens, & the past perfekt (Owens L Pomroy)
7. nostalgia aent wot it yusta be (?? Yogi Berra??)
8. nostalgia is a lier (Jorj W Ball)
9. nostalgia remuve ruff edjes from the good old daes (Doug Larsun)
10. remember the past (Shakespeer)
11. the best is alwaes yesterdae (Tatyana Tolstaya)
12. the essens is...yuno it will never be agin (Milton S Eisenhower)
13. the good old daes R oenlee in yer mind (Lord Biron, 1810)
14. Wen yu R old & grae, reed this book slo & dreem av wot was (Willian Yeets, 1890)
1390. not...
1. not a haer outta plaes
2. not bi a long shot
3. not bi the haer av mi chinee chin chin (3 littel pigs)
4. not evree devil hav split hoof
5. not evree quesshun dezerv an anser (Publilus Syrus)
6. not fit tu hold a kandel tu (so werthless, kant help werker)
7. not in the kards (wont happen)
8. not kriket (British)=not faer
9. not literate tudae meen yu kant lern, dislern, & relern (Alvin Toffler)
not
10. not many hav good forchun & good sens (Titus Livy, 10 ad)
11. not now, mi mind is tuned out
12. not nuff room tu swing a kat=krowded
13. not nuff tu shake a stik at=puny
14. not ours tu reesun wi, just ours tu du or die
15. not overdrawed, just under deposited
16. not plaeing with a full dek (braen parts missing)
17. not tu be sneezed at=its portant so dont ignore it
18. not tu mins werds =speek direkt or blunt
19. not up tu snuff (belo par, not werthee)
not
20. not werth a plugged nikel=werthless (1912)
21. not werth a timkers dam =werthless
22. not wot we hav, wot we like (Jor Sen)
1391. novel
1. novelty pass, bills last (stae forever)
1392. now...
1. now & then an innosent man is sent tu the legislature
2. now is the time for all good men tu kum tu (Walt Kellee)
3. now is the winter av our diskontent (Shakespeer)
[him meen the bad times R over.]
but evreewon thank it meen "its so bad, theers no hope"
4. Now that's a nee slapper
1393. nowon...
1. nowon beleev the offishal spokesman, but all beleev nonnamed soers (Ron Nesen)
2. nowon ever drowned in his swet (Ann Landers)
3. nowon get hert duing the rite thang (Hawaii)
4. nowon go theer NE-more, its tu krowded (Yogi berra)
5. nowon gossip bout sumwons virchu
6. nowon hav hier pinyun av him than him
7. nowon is good at evreethang, but evreewon is good for sumthang
8. nowon is perfekt
9. nowon is tu old tu lern nu waes tu be dum (or tu be dummer)
10. nowon kan ern an onest milyun $ (Willian Jennings Bryan)...
him sed it bout 1900, wen a milyun was reel munee
11. nowon kan make yu feel infereeer less yu konsent
12. nowon kan serv 2 masters
13. nowon listen til yu fart
14. nowon listen til yu make a mistake
b. nowon notis til yu make a mistake
15. nowon sae "its oenlee a game" wen theer ahed
1394. nu... (new in krat speek)
1. alwaes sumthang nu, seldum sunthang good (Jerman)
2. nu broom sweep kleen, but old broom no the korners
3. nu dae, nu fate
4. nu Jerusalem=paradise on erth (Revelashuns)
5. the nu is different & thus evil & danjerus (Henree Miller, 1920)
6. tu the old, the nu is bad nuz (Erik Hoffer, 1930)
1395. nu start...
1. we hav the power tu start the werld over agin (Tom Pain, 1770)
1396. nu werld...
1. Christofer Kolumbus was the last tu diskuver the nu werld
then it staed found (James Joys, 1910)
2. The pilgrims at Plimuth fell on theer nees,
then em fell on the indians (Will M Evarts, 1850)
1397. nu words...wen sum werds bekame kommon in majer nuzpapers/mags
1950 braenwash
1951 fast food
1952 generashun x
1953 hippy
1904 hip 1954 non-U
1905 wizzo 1955 boogee
1906 teddy baer 1956 sexy
1907 aeghed 1957 sikadelik
1908 reelpolitik 1958 beetnik
1909 1959 kruis missel
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1910 sakred kow 1960 siborg (cyborg)
1911 jeen (gene) 1961 awesum
1912 blues 1962 bossa nova
1913 seleb (celeb) 1963 peesnik
1914 Cheerio 1964 bite (byte)
1915 sivvy street 1965 miniskirt
1916 u-boet 1966 acid [for bad drugs]
1917 taelspin 1967 luv in
1918 seesfire 1968 it-girl
1919 adlib 1969 mikrochip
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1920 demob 1970 hypermarket
1921 pop 1971 green (ekofreek)
1922 wizard 1972 watergate
1923 hemline 1973 f-werd (fuk)
1924 lumpenproletarist 1974 punk
1925 avant gard 1975 detox
1926 kitsh 1976 trekkee
1927 sudden deth 1977 naff
1928 big appel 1978 traeners
1929 sex (fuk) 1979 karaoke
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1930 drive in 1980 power dress
1931 mikkee mous 1981 toy boy
1932 bagel 1982 hip hop
1933 dum down 1983 beetbox
1934 pestiside 1984 dubelklik
1935 raesism 1985
1936 splif 1986 mobile
1937 dunk 1987 virtual reelity
1938 cheezberger 1988 gangsta
1939 blitzkreeg 1989 latte
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1940 Molotov koktael 1990 applet
1941 snafu 1991 hot desking
1942 buzz 1992 URL
1943 pissed off 1993 large (??? supersize ???)
1944 DNA 1994 botox
1945 mobile fone 1995 kitten heels
1946 megabuks 1996 getto fab
1947 Wunderbra 1997 dot-kommer
1948 kuel (cool) 1998 text messaej
1949 big brother 1999 Googel
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2000 bling bling
2001 9/11
2002 axis av evil
2003 sex up
2004 chav
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1398. nu yeer...
1. cheers tu the nu yeer & anuther chans tu get it rite (Opra Winfree)
2. drop last yeer intu silent limbo av the past. Thank god it go (Brooks Atkinson)
3. evree nu yeer is nuther repeet av a long line av kriminals (Ogden Nash, 1940)
4. good resolushun...cheks yu draw on bank weer yu dont hav an akkount (Oskar Wild)
5. I am the nu yeer...unspoiled paej in yer book av time
6. last yeers werds R in last yers tung.
next yeer waet for nu vois (T S Eliot)
7. let the ded past bury its ded (Ed P Powel)
8. let the nu yeer find yu a better man (Ben Franklin)
9. littel order, littel rounder, nun the wiser (Robert Paul)
nu yeer
10. mae yer trubels last as long as yer Nu yeers resolushuns (Joe Adams)
11. merry nu yeer born like berry on naked thorn (Hartlee Koleridj)
12. never tell yer nu yeer's resolushun b4,
that make it 2 times as hard [tu keep] (Jon Selden)
13. nu yeer, same goel
14. nu yeer=time for nu start on old habits
15. nu yeer start with a sno-storm av wite vows (Jorj W Kurtis)
16. nu yeer unfold, like bud that hide byutee yet tu bloom
17. nu yeers dae is evree-wons birthdae (Charles Lamb)
18. nu yeers dae is the aksepted time for yer good resolushuns.
Next week yu kan restart paving the roed tu hell as yuzyual (Mark Twaen)
19. nu yeers eve...wen old acquaentans be forgot,
unless the test kum bak positiv (Jae Leno)
nu yeer
20. nu yeers is a harmless institushun, dae av humbug resolushuns (Mark Twaen)
21. nu yeers resolushun...suffer fools, provided em dont waest mi time (James Agate)
22. nu yeers resolushun go in 1 yeer & out the other
23. optimist stae up til midnite tu see nu yeer in.
pesimits tu make shuer the old yeer go awae (Bill Vaun)
24. proper behaevyer thru the holidaes is be drunk.
Peek drunk on nu yeer's eve...so drunk yu kiss the wife (P J O'Rourk)
25. ring in the nu, ring out the old (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1850)
26. the objekt av nu yeer is not that it is nu, but that we shood be (G K Chesterton)
27. we open a book, paejes blank. We put werds init. Book is opportunity.
chapter 1=nu yeers dae (Edith L Peers, 1930)
28. yueth...yu kan stae up late on nu yeers. Middel aej...yu hafta (Bill Vaun)
1399. nude...
1. barefoot is ok. Nude is tu much (Jon Updike)
2. klothes make em wunder bi illushun. Thats better than nude (Mae West, 1930)
3. no nude is as objekshunabel as the naked truth (Agnes Reppler)
4. nude is byuteful or obseen (Robert Breson)
5. nudists weer 1-button suit
6. the naked truth is not deesent (Fransis Bradlee, 1875)
7. wen yer naked, yer dirt (Fedriko Lorka, 1920)
1400. nudj-nudj wink-wink=sex hint
1400. nuff... (enough in krat speek)
1. I oenlee need nuff tu tide me over til I need more (Bill Hoest)
2. not nuff tu sukseed, others must fael (Gore Vidal)
3. nuff [wae tu sae yer tired av it, stop it, muve on tu sumthang els]
b faer nuff=australian vershun
4. nuff is nuff=no more=fed up=kant stand it=kant take it NE-more
5. yu never no wotz nuff til yu R past it (Will Blake)
1401. nun...
1. a nun is half a woman, a preest half a man (H L Menchen, 1910)
2. nun av us kan stand sumwon els's prosperitee
3. nun is a virgin...we all got skrued
1402. nukkel down=get tu werk
1403. number...
1. yer number is up=yer bout tu die
1404. nu-rot-iks bild kasels in the aer, si-kot-iks liv in em, mother kleen em (Rita Rudner)
1405. nurs or ners... (nurses in krat speek)
1. aft 2 daes in hospital, me took a tern for the ners (W C Feelds)
2. if luv dont kyuer it, tri a ners
3. konfusus sae...if want ners, gotta be paeshent
4. nurs=angel in kumfortabel shues
5. nurs is IV leeger
6. nurs is pseshent
7. nursing wood be a dreem without dokters (Gerhart Kocher)
1406. nut...
1. nuts & bolts...if rider is nuts, the hoers bolt
1407. nuthang...
1. a book is a book even if nuthang init (Lord Bryon, 1800)
2. a terrabel thang happened tu me last nite...nuthang (Filus Diller)
3. av em hu dont sae nuthang, fyu R silent (Tom Neel)
4. beware av him hu wanna chaenj evreethang, or nuthang (Nansee Astor)
5. blessed is the man with nuthang tu sae hu dont tri tu pruev it (Jorj Eliot, 1879)
6. boredum=evreethang is a waest av time. Serenity=nuthang is. (Tom Szasz)
7. Dare nuthang=hope for nuthang (Jon Shiller)
8. dont kount a mans yeers til him hav nuthang els tu kount (Ralf W Emersun)
9. drawing on mi fine komand av tung, me sed nuthang
nuthang
10. em hu no evreethang wont lern nuthang
11. em R as sik hu eet tu much as em hu starv with nuthang (Shakespeer)
12. em with nuthang tu sae take longest tu sae it
13. emoshun is nuthang & stae nil tu the end (Jorj Santayana)
14. envee is dum...nuthang tu gaen from it (Onor deBalzak)
15. even wen yudu nuthang, that iza deside (Garee Kolins)
16. evil triump wen good men du nuthang (Edmund Burk)
17. forgiv yer enemees, nuthang anoy em as much (Oskar Wild)
18. hard-tu-pleez mae end up with nuthang (Aesop, 600bc)
19. helth nuts will feel dum wen em lae in hospital & die av nuthang (Red Fox)
nuthang
20. her:nuthang look good on me
him:thats the wae I like it [nude]
21. him hu no nuthang, doubt nuthang (Italy)
22. him hu sae nuthun...sho grate kommand av lingo
23. him no nuthang & thank him no it all.
Its kleer politiks is for him (Jorj Benard Shaw)
24. I started with nuthang, & still hav most av it
25. I tri tuno nuthang bout all & me be good at it (Robert Benchlee, 1940)
26. if yu aem at nuthang, yu'll hit it evreetime
27. if yu want tu be shuer nuthang get dun, sent it tu a kommittee
28. kongress...1 man speek for 1 hr & sae nuthang
29. most no how tu sae nuthang, but not wen
nuthang
30. no-nuthang is shuer av evreethang
31. nois dont pruve nuthang (Mark Twain)
32. nonkompetent with nuthang tudu kan still mess up (Peter Prinsapel)
33. nuthang amaze man as much as kommon sens (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
34. nuthang chaenj but all differ (Aldous Huxlee)
35. nuthang in xses (rited abuv entrans tu delfi tempel)
36. nuthang is as big a berden as a sekret yu kant share (Frans)
37. nuthang is as far-fetched as US farm polisee (P J O'Rourk)
38. nuthang is as hartbraking as outta werk (Jane Adams)
39. nuthang is as simpel as we hope (Jim Horning)
nuthang
40. nuthang is asanine nuff tu prevent guvt from adopt it as offishal polasee (Noland)
41. nuthang is badder than boredum (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
42. nuthang is eezee on yer dethbed (Ben Franklin, just b4 him died)
43. nuthang is oft good tu du & klever tu sae (Will Durant)
44. nuthang is shuer but deth & taxes (Ben Franklin)
45. nuthang is wonderful wen yu meet it evreedae (Ed How, 1900)
46. nuthang kan help a man with the rong attitude (Tom Jeffersun)
47. nuthang last forever
48. nuthang less tempting or more danjerus than Greek woman av 30 (Jon Kane)
49. nuthang nu under the sun (Ecclesiastes)
nuthang
50. nuthang rong with Kalifornya a rise in see level wont fix (Ros McDonald)
51. nuthang safe, nuthang last (Euripides)
52. nuthang staes konstant sept chaenj
53. nuthang stronger than need (Euripides, 450bc)
54. nuthang sukseed like sukses
55. nuthang sukseed like xsess (Oskar Wild)
56. nuthang venchuered, nuthang gaened (Chauser, 1380)
57. nuthang werthwile ever kum in the mael
58. oenlee a fool hate wot him dont no nuthang bout
59. The distans is nuthang kompared tu how hard step 1 is
nuthang
60. wen deeds speek, werds R nuthang (Afrika)
61. wen it kum tu giving, sum stop at nuthang
62. witee saeing dont pruev nuthang (Voltaer)
63. yu kan du very littel with faeth & nuthang without it (Sam Butler, 1650)
64. yu kan get em tu agree as long as
yu dont tri tudu nuthang bout it (Jon Chapman, 1900)
1408. nuther...
1. 1 dokter make werk for anuther (English)
2. 1 good tern deserv nuther (Aesop, 600bc)
3. 1 mans junk is nuther mans treshuer
4. 1 thang leed tu nuther
5. anuther won bite the dust (got killed)
6. a kandel keep its lite wen it lite nuther kandel
7. evree nu yeer is nuther repeet av a long line av kriminals (Ogden Nash, 1940)
8. God gave yu 1 faes, yu make anuther [yer 2-faesed] (Shakespeer)
9. hunger...1 av the fyu kravings weer yu kant substitute anuther (Irving VanGrove)
nuther
10. if kisses was like the fun in bed
the woman anuther wood wed (Shakespeer)
11. life is 1 darn thang aft nuther (Elbert Hubbard)
12. life is 1 fool thang aft nuther; luv is 2 fools aft eech other
13. logik is 1 thang, kommonsens anuther (Elbert Hubbard, 1927)
14. Luv is the delushun 1 woman differ from anuther (H L Menchen, 1920)
15. luv won anuther (Jesus)
16. maby this werld is anuthers hell (A Huxlee)
17. noit is 1 thang, duit anuther (Will James, 1900)
18. nuther dae, nuther dollar
19. progres=exchaenj 1 nuisans for anuther (henree H Ellis)
nuther
20. rich is nuther werd for power (Mary W Montagu, 1730)
21. thro anuther log on the fire
22. wen 1 door kloes, nuther open (Don Quihotee)
1409. nuts...
1. I hav this dreem weer a giant squerrel karree me off.
Du that make me nuts? (Dave Barry)
1410. 1. nutty as a fruetkake
2. nutty as a squirrel
1411. nuz... (news in krat speek)
1. all nuz is gossip & the editers R old wemen chatterbugs (henree D Thoro, 1850)
2. bad nuz...oenlee thang that go faster than lite (Doug Adams)
3. dog bite man...not nuz. Man bite dog...nuz (Charles A Dana)
4. Folks konfuze wot em reed in nuzpapers with the nuz (A. J. Liebling)
b. folks evreeweer konfuze wotz in nuzpaper for the nuz
5. good nuz is not nuz. Yu kan rite the nuz av all konvents
on the bak av a stamp with spare room (Finlee P Dun)
6. no nuz is good nuz (Ludovik Halee)
7. nowon like the bringer av bad nuz (Sofocels, 450bc)
8. nuz...alwaes waet for the konfirm (Voltair, 1720)
9. nuz=histree shot on the wing (Jeen Fowler)
10. nuz is the first draft av histree (Filip L Gram)
11. nuz make it seem the werld is oenlee faelyuer, krime,
katastrofee, korrupshun, & tradjadee (Deepak Chopra)
12. the nuz strangel many a truth (Paul Eldridj)
1412. nuzpaper...
1. 4 hostil nuzpapers R more danjerus than 1000 baeonets (napoleon, 1800)
2. a man hu dont reed lern more than him hu oenlee reed nuzpapers (Tom Jeffersun)
3. a nuzpaper hav the same number av werds, if theer iz nuz or not (Henree Feelding)
4. ads R more truthful than the nuzpaper em kum in (Tom Jeffersun)
[him komplaen bout lies the editer rite as the nuz]
5. all I no is wot me reed in the papers (Will Rogers, 1930)
6. good kopy is nuz, dont need tu be true (Ben Jonsun, 1600)
7. good trees bekum bad nuzpapers (James G Watt, 1982)
8. harmony dont make a hedline (Silas Bent)
9. hedlines 2 times life size (Jon Galsworthy, 1900)
nuzpaper
10. I reed the nuzpaper bekauz it is the best fikshun (Aneurin Bevan, 1940)
11. I reed tween the lies (Goodman Ace)
12. if I had tu chuez, I prefer nuzpapers over guvt (Tom Jeffersun)
13. if I walked on water, the nuzpaper wood sae me kant swim (L B Jonsun)
14. make yer reeders so mad em rite half the paper for yu (C E M Joad)
15. Media...sound like spiritualist konvenshun (Tom Stoppard)
16. no onest man wood let 1 in the hous tu yuze as a doormat (Charles Dikkens, 1850)
17. nuzpaper=ded trees with ink on em
18. nuzpaper had hedline...half on sittee kounsil is krooks
foersed tu retrakt, it chenjed it tu...half on sittee kounsil is not krooks
19. nuzpaper kant tell dif tween bike rek & kollaps av sivilization (Jorj B Shaw)
nuzpaper
20. nuzpaper's duty is print nuz & raes hell (Will F Storee, 1850)
21. (oenlee reed nuzpapers) is badder than dont reed nuthang (Tom Jeffersun)
22. same number av werds if theers nuz or not (Henree Feelding)
23. stuff in paper is true, sept for the rare story weer yuno the reel fakts (Erwin Nol)
24. sum nuzpapers R oenlee fit tu line birdkaejes (Spiro Agnu, 1985)
25. the front paej is all bout faelyuer (Erl Warren, 1925)
26. The nuzpaper is mi favorit form av fikshun (Arthur Benson, 1880)
27. wons a nuzpaper tuch a storee, the fakts R lost forever (Norman Maeler)
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