1596. qualitee... (quality in krat speek)
1. 90% is krap (Theodore Sturgen)
2. best is cheepest (Ben Franklin)
3. cheepest kost more in the long run (Jon Ruskin, 1860)
4. fast is fine, akkurat is gooder (Wyat Erp=gunfiter, 1890)
5. grate sales talk dont substitute for qualitee (C G Kampbel)
6. if its good, em stop make it (Henree Blok)
7. if yu dont du gooder, yu go bakward (Jefree Hiksun)
8. if yu dont tri tu du gooder, yer dun fer (Ben Haydon, 1820)
9. qualitee, not quantitee
10. qualitee av mersee is not straened
11. qualitee is not an akseedent (Will A Foster)
12. qualitee start on the inside & werk its wae out (Bob Moewad)
13. qualitee time
14. yuno a werker bi his werk (Jon Fontaen, 1650)
1597. quarrel...
see also...argue
1. better tu fite (quarrel, squabbel) than be lonesum (Skot or Irish)
2. dont giv wife a chans tu start a quarrel (Sam Pepys, 1670)
3. I had a luvers quarrel with the werld (Robert Frost)
4. many hu quarrel bout relijun dont praktis it (Ben Franklin)
5. quarrel dont last long if won side sae it is rong (Ben Franklin)
6. quarrelsum man dont hav NE good nabers (Ben Franklin)
7. reesun for quarrel with nabers
is same as wi wars tween kuntrees (Mike E Montaen, 1570)
8. the test av breeding is how em quarrel (jorj B Shaw)
9. wen 2 quarrel, both are tu blame. (Dutch)
10. wen em blo up erth, the survivers
will argue over weer tu go (Willyum Faulkner, 1940)
11. wemen...vindiktiv & fury no no limit (St Loyola, 1535)
12. wise men dont quarrel
1598. queer as a 3-dollar bill
1599. quesshun... (question in krat speek)
1. a lerned man no we dont no anser tu all quesshuns
2. an xpert no the anser if yu R smart nuff tu ask the rite quesshun
3. dum kan see rong anser. Smart kan see rong quesshun (Tony Jae)
4. errer shrink from quesshuns (Tom Paen, 1775)
5. gentelmen dont quesshun (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
6. hardest quesshun tu anser...the 1 with obvious anser (Jorj B Shaw)
7. he must be ignorant kauz him anser evree quesshun em ask him (Voltaer, 1730)
8. if yu want wise anser, ask reesunabel quesshun (Jon W Goeth, 1790)
9. judj a persun bi his quesshuns, not his ansers (Voltaer, 1730)
quesshun
10. no quesshun is foolish
11. prudent quesshun is half av wisdum (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
12. quesshun evreethang, even god (Tom Jeffersun)
13. quesshun evreethang, lern sumthang, anser nuthang
14. quesshun "kan puter thank" is same as "kan a sub swim" (E W Dijkstra)
15. quesshun much. lern much, keep much(Fransis Bakon, 1600)
16. sientist no how tu ask the rite quesshuns (Claud Levi)
17. suksesful folk ask gooder quesshuns & get gooder ansers (Tony Robbins)
18. suprize quesshun kan rattel yu (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
19. tu be or not tu be, that be the quesshun (Shakespeer)
quesshun
20. wen him sae it is a good quesshun, yuno the anser wont be
21. wi ask wi? it just is (Doug Horton)
1600. quesshuns without anser
1. du 2-hump kamel store more water than 1-hump?
2. elefant kum tu US. Is it Afrikan Amerikan elefant or Amerikan-Afrikan elefant?
3. how du Walt Disnee get so many tu pae tu stand in line all dae?
4. how du yu treet sumwon addikted tu kousiling?
5. how kum em kall chess a sport?
6. how kum ketchup is good with fries but not mashed pots?
7. how old du yu hafta be tu die av old aej?
8. if sientist sae theer R 1 bilyun stars, evreewon beleev
if yu see wet-paent sine, yu gotta test it
9. if hav a kold hot pokket, weer du yu put yer hands?
wot if hav kuel hot pokket?
quesshuns without ansers
10. if teecher hafta teech a loer grade, is that degrading?
11. if the kook is bald, du him hafta weer haer net? [no]
12. if yu oen land, du yu oen it all the wae tu senter av erth?
13. is it bad tu be a kloset klaustrofobik?
14. its a pennee for yer thots, so wi did yu put in yer 2 sents werth?
15. library...is bibel in fikshun or nonfikshun?
16. no matter the koler av the bath soep, the bubbels R alwaes wite
17. serving size on a 12-owns kan-o-pop is 1 kan. Wotz the size on a 6-owns kan?
18. store sine sae "no shues, no shirt, no servis". Wot bout no pants?
19. sumwon yell "duk", its a help
if em yell "chicken", its an insult
quesshuns without ansers
20. the wikked witch av the west melt in water. Du her ever take a bath?
21. we hav angel food kake on erth. Wot kind du em hav in heven?
22. wen em send a hermattrodite tu prisun, du it go tu the gie or gal side?
23. wen jues gotu kort du em sweer on bibels? [oenlee the old testament]
24. wi did Sally sell seeshels on the seeshore wen yu kan pik em up free?
25. wi dont glue stik tu the inside av the jar?
26. wi dont yer tung stik tu the stamp? (old kind weer yu lik em)
27. wi du em kall the sho "unsolved mistrees".
If it was solved, its not a mistree
28. wi du kids go bak & look in fridj
evree 10 minuts. Du em thank food will materalize?
29. wi du men go bald on top av the hed & not on the faes?
quesshuns without ansers
30. wi du round pizza kum in square box
31. wi du sleeping pills hav label that sae "warning...mae kauz drowzeeness"
32. wi du we sae the alarm klok go off wen it kum on
33. wi is hed-over-heels happy? & isnt that yer normal posishun?
34. wi is it "the late mr Jones" wen him died b4 his time
35. wi wont em let yu stand in front av the emerjensee door?
if theers an emerjensee, weer wood yu wanna be?
36. wot du eester bunnees hav tu du with kolered aegs?
[Eester kame from old Saxon selebrate spring wen it was kommon
tu giv kolered aegs & eet rabbits]
1601. quiet...
1. quiet as a mous
1602. quik...(fast)
1. quik as a banty rooster
2. quik as a bumblebee
3. quik as a wink
4. quik as liteing
5. quik on the draw
6. quiker than a nu York minute
7. quiker than a rabbit
8. quiker than a striped lizard on hot asfalt
9. quiker than greesed liteening
10. quiksand take yu down slo [mae take ours]
1603. quit...
1. quit now wile yer ahed. If yu ignore this, yer halfwae theer.
2. quit wile yer ahed
3. quit yer bellyakeing
1604. quote... (quotations in krat speek)
1. a book av quotes is never dun (Robert Hamilton)
2. a bukket av good quotes dont stop 1 fool (Tom B Macaulae)
3. a fyu well-chuezed werds form a pikcher
4. a good aforism is food that last 100's av yeers (Fred Nietzshe)
5. a good quote is a dimond in the hand av a man av wit (Joe Roux, 1880)
6. all maxims hav its opposit; proverbs kum in 2's (Will Mathyues)
7. epigrams sukseed weer epiks fael
8. evree quote add tu the lingo (Sam Jonsun, 1745)
9. evreethang portant is sed bi sumwon
hu did NOT thank av it first (Alfred N Witehed, 1900)
quote
10. evreewon shood reed books av quotes (W Churchil, 1930)
11. Folks will aksept yer werd if yu sae Ben Franklin sed it (David Komins)
12. fun tu rite down good werds, almost like I invented em (Rupert Hart)
13. I hate quotes, tell me wot yuno (Ralf W Emersun, mae 1849)
14. I take misquotes tu a nu hi (Karee Grant, 1950)
15. If yu kant thank, quote (Dorthy L Saers)
16. invented quote hav good chans tu deseev (Mark Twain)
17. kant be witty? quote a wit. (Christian N Bovee, 1860)
18. lets hav sum nu kleshaes (Sam Goldwin)
19. maxim: min sound, max sens (Mark Twaen)
quote
20. me quote self kauz it add spies tu me talk (Jorj B Shaw)
21. misquotes R the oenlee quotes never misquoted
22. nuff quotes tell all (James Murrae)
23. proverb=short sentens based on long speerens (Miguel Cervantes)
24. quote...wisdum av the wise & the speerens av the aejes (I DIsraeli, 1800)
25. quote=fawls report av wot sumwon sed (Ambrose Beers, 1880)
b. tu repeet rong werds rong
26. quote at rite moment=bred in a famine
27. quote is a substitute for wit (W Somerset Maugham, 1910)
28. quote me as saeing I was misquoted (Mark Twain)
29. quotes R for nonlerned (W Churchil, 1930)
quote
30. quotes R yuzeful tu the ignorant (Gi Debord)
31. Rite a wise saeing & yer name will liv forever
32. the proverb werk weer the sermon fael
33. the value av shakespeer is in the quotes (Orson Wells, 1950)
34. theer is a quote for evree problem (Hendrik Loon)
35. tu insult em, quote em (Amanda Kros)
36. we sit thru Shakespeer & hope tu heer the quotes (Orsen Wells)
37. wen em put "notnoed" at the end av a quote,
it meen em dont no how tu spell "anonymous"
38. wisdum av the wise, speerens av the aejes, prezerved forever (Will Fether)
39. with werds, skate on thin ies kan get yu intu hot water (Frank P Jones)
40. Wotz the yuze av a quote if yu kant chaenj it? (Dokter hu)
b. No fun if yu kant misquote.
c. alforism=misquote.
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