1699. sad...
1. an owns av cheerful offset a pound av sad (Tom Fuller)
2. av all the werds av tung & pen, the saddest R "it mite hav ben" (Jon Greenleef Whitter)
b. for all the sad werds av tung or pen, the saddest is "it mite hav ben"
3. best (or the most) yu kan hope for in life is sum mae be sad wen yu die
4. for happy tu meen sumthang, we gotta no sad (Karl Jung)
b. Happee require sad for balans
5. forget & be happy insted av remember & be sad
6. greef is a berden & an anker (Sara Bessen)
7. he is hard hu is oenlee just, sad won hu is oenlee wise (Voltaer)
b. man hu is oenlee just is hard, oenlee wise is sad
8. how sad...father with munee but no fun. Studeed ekon, not happy (Jim Roen)
9. it is good tu hav ben sad (David Wetherford)
sad
10. man hu is oenlee wise, is sad (Voltaer)
11. mi hart is sik & sad. I will fite no more, forever (Cheef Joseph, 5 Oct 1877)
12. nowon kare if yer miserabel, so be happy
13. oenlee kri at sad times such as weddings & fyunrals (Queen Viktoria, 1880)
14. rather hav fool make merry than speereeans make me sad (Shakespeer)
15. reminisk is sad & delishus (Jorj B Shaw, 1940)
16. sad fli awae on the wings av time (Jeen dela Fontaen)
17. sad fli in the morn
outta the dark hart kum the lite (Jeen Giraudo)
18. sad tu gro old, nies tu ripen (Brigit Bardo)
19. sad tu see...father with munee but no fun (Jim Ron)
sad
20. sadder but wiser=lern from speereeans
21. saddest part av life...kood hav, mite hav, shooda (Luis E Bone)
22. saddest werds av tung or pen..."it mite hav ben" (Jon Greenleef Witteeer)
23. so sad nowadaes that theer is so littel yuzeless stuff (Oskar Wild)
24. take sorro tu yer hart, a part av yu
it feed yu til yu R strong agin (Henree W Longfello)
25. tern yer hed & walk bi, not long b4 I die
26. the werld is sad nuff without yer woe (Orison Marden, 1900)
27. theer R as many nites as daes
tuno happy, we must no sad (Karl Jung)
28. time temper regret for wot we did, but not wot we didnt (Sidnee J Harris)
29. walls we bild tu keep out sad also keep out fun (Jin Ron)
b. we bild walls tu keep out sad & fun
sad
30. we like warm wen we was kold
apresheeate lite wen it was dark
like happy after sadness (David Wetherford)
31. wen all is dun, the dae tern sad (Tony Porchia, 1943)
32. wen yu thank yu R bout tu get sumweer in life, sumwon stab yu in the bak
33. yeers waested is nuthang kompared tu teers taested
1700. sae...
1. a thang yu sae is sed & awae it go (Chauser, 1380)
2. amazing how many thangs sed dont seem werth saeing 10 minuts later (Arnot Shepard)
3. av em hu sae nuthang, fyu R silent (Tom Neiel)
4. blessed is the man with nuthang tu sae hu dont (Jorj Eliot)
b. hu dont provide werdee proof
5. drawing on mi fine kommand av tung, I sed nuthang (Robert Benchlee)
6. em sed I am gullabel, & I beleeved it
7. fastest hoers kant katch werd yu sae wen mad (Chineez)
8. I hav oft regret wot me sae, never wot me didnt sae
9. if yu wont rite it & sine it, dont sae it (Erl Wilsun)
sae
10. kindest werd is unkind werd yu did not sae
11. nowon hert if yu sae (talk) tu littel (Chauser, 1380)
12. sae the rite thang in the rite plaes is good
dont sae the rong thang wen tempted is harder (Ben Franklin)
13. sae wot yu like & yu will get wot yu dont like (English)
14. sae wot yu meen and meen wot yu sae
15. sae wot yu thank kauz em hu matter dont mind & em hu mind dont matter (Dr Sues)
16. smart man no wot tu sae, wise man wen tu sae it (Frank M Garafola)
17. wons sed, yu kant take bak bad werds (Chauser, 1380)
18. wot yu du speek so loud I kant heer wot yu sae (Ralf W Emersun)
1701. saekred...
1. saekred kow=sumthang politikans R afraed tu tuch with 20 ft pole
2. saekred kows make the best hamberger (Mark Twain)
1702. sael...
1. sael kloes tu the wind=test the limits
1703. saent... (saint in krat speek)
1. saint=sinner, ded, revised, edited (Ambrose Beers, 1911)
1704. safe... (safety in krat speek, "secure" in super-krat)
1. akseedents dont happen, em R kauzed (Ernest Greenwood)
2. better safe 1000 times than ded 1 time
3. better safe than sorry
4. chans taker=akseedent maker
5. most prefer safe tu libertee (H L Menken, 1920)
6. prevent is better than fix it
7. safe dont meen hide in a hole (Seneka, 40ad)
8. safe is not an akseedent
9. we pluk the flower outta the nettel av danjer (Shakespeer)
10. we serch for safe & hate it wen we get it (Jon Steinbek)
11. well yuzed path is safest (Legal Maxim)
12. yer never safe. Evree moment is an ambush (Horas)
sakred or sakkred...see saekred
1705. salad daes=yueth, karefree daes (Shakespeer, Cleopatra)
1706. sale...
1. for sale...parachute, oenlee yuzed 1 time, never opened, small staen
1707. salt...
1. salt av the erth=dependabel, trustwerthy
2. salt awae=save
1708. same...
1. same shit, diff dae
1709. sands av time=from ourglass weer sand fall thru small hole tu gaej time
1710. sane... (sanity in krat speek)
1. av sound mind=keep inner madness lokked inside (Paul Valery, 1942)
2. more kumfortabel tu be mad & noit, than be sane & dout it (G B Burgen)
3. sane is madness put tu good yuze (Jorj Santayana)
4 sane man no wen tu go mad (Henree W Beecher)
5. tu be sane, yu gotta disagree with 75% av the publik (Oskar Wild)
1711. sarkasm...
1. 90% av politikans giv the other 10% a bad name (Henree Kisinger)
2. apeel...yu ask 1 kort tu sho its komtempt for anuther kort (Finlee P Dun)
3. avoid taxes is the oenlee braen werk with NE reward (Jon M Keenes)
4. deth will be a releef...no more intervyues (Kat Hepbern)
5. dont yu wish a TV had a nob tu tern up its smarts?
theers 1 marked "briteness", but it dont werk (Gallager)
6. eezee tu protrae Biz-man...bland, kruel, nonkompetent. Natural for me (Jon Clees)
7. erlee morn cheerful=extreem obnoxyus (Will Fether)
8. even puters kant replaes kommittees, kauz kommitttee bi puters (Ed S Meed)
9. evreetime I look at yu, I get this feers erj tu be lonesum (Oskar Levant)
sarkasm
10. good listener is thanking bout sumthang els (Kin Hubbard)
11. he was born with a silver foot in his mouth (Ann Richards)
12. I didnt gotu the funeral, but rote a letter tu sae I appruev av it (Mark Twaen)
13. I dont du NE sport with ambulanses at the bottom av the hill (Erma Bombek)
14. I wanna hav kids wile mi parents R still yung nuff tu take kare av em (Rita Rudner)
15. if its fun, its nonlegal, nonmoral, & fatening (Alex Wolkot)
16. if the French had NE smarts, em wood speek English (Wilfed Sheed)
17. if yu find sumthang evreewon agree on, its rong (Mo Udal)
18. if yu kant liv without me, wi arent yu ded? (Cynthia Heimel)
19. i'm a vegetarian kauz me hate plants (Witnee Brown)
sarkasm
20. i'm so miserabel without yu, its almost like yer heer (Steev Bishop)
21. instant gratifikashun take 2 long (Karree Fisher)
22. man is the oenlee animal that stae freendlee with his food til him eet it (Sam Butler)
23. murder on TV help werk off yer antagonisms.
If yu dont hav antagonisms, kommershals will giv em tu yu (Alfred Hitchkok)
24. musels kum & go, flab last (Bill Vaugham)
25. never judj a book bi its muvee (J W Eegan)
26. no, Grocho is not mi reel name. I'm braking it in for a freend (Grocho Marx)
27. onestee wood be the best polasee, but theers no munee init (Mark Twaen)
28. paperbak will not replaes hardkuver book...very poor doorstop (Alfred Hitchkok)
29. pessimist=man foersed tu liv with optimist (Elbert Hubbard)
sarkasm
30. plesant part av 10 kommandants...theer's oenlee 10 (H L Menchen)
31. politiks is 1 professhun weer prepare is a handikap (Robert L Stevensun)
32. politiks is the skilled yuze av blunt instruments (Lester Peerson)
33. problem with the rat raes...if yu win, yer still a rat (Lily Tomlin)
34. progres was ok for a wile, but it wen on 2 long (James Thurber)
35. publik figgers dont rite theer speeches & kant reed em eether (Gore Vidal)
36. radio nuz is ok kauz wen nuz is on, disk jokkee kant talk (Fran Lebowitz)
37. sarkasm is the devils tung (Tom Karliel, 1835)
38. satire=fokused bitterness (Leo Rosten, 1950)
39. sum approech evree problem with open mouth (Adlee Stevenson)
sarkasm
40. the problem with kids...not reternabel (Quenton Krisp)
41. the trubel with a kitten is...it tern intu a kat (Ogden Nash)
42. theeer otta be 1 dae that is open seesun on senaters (Will Rogers)
43. tu realize how bad a plae is, yu gotta see it 2 times (Jorj B Shaw)
44. traffik lites in Nu York R ruff gides (David Letterman)
45. TV nuz...if theers no nuz, we giv it the same emfasis (David Brinklee)
46. us English forgiv our foes...that wae we dont hafta like our freends (P T James)
47. Washington is a steering weel not konnekted tu a motor (Richard Goodwin)
48. we developed talk from deep need tu komplaen (Lily Tomlin)
49. wen folks R free tu du as em pleez, em immitate others (Erik Hoffer)
50. yu make him out tu be a devil.
but his wife luv him. So du his mistresses (Pamela H Jonsun)
1712. satisfi...(satisfaction in krat speek)
1. I am satisfied with the best (W Churchil)
2. if yu dont hav wot yu like, yu gotta like wot yu hav (French)
3. if yuno nuff is nuff, yu will hav nuff (Lao-tzu, 600 bc)
4. satisfi yer kerositee & yu will be happy (Linus Pauling, 1940)
5. satisfied=rich (Tom Fuller, 1640)
1713. save...
1. save for a raenee dae (Aesop, 600bc)
in old daes most jobs depended on the wether=no werk wen it raen
2. save munee & munee will save yu
3. save wile yu mae, no morn last all dae (Ben Franklin)
4. save yer bakon=exkape from danjer
5. saved bi the bell=just in time (from boxing)
grand old story, many repeet...
In old daes in England, em sumtimes found out at last moment the ded
persun was alive & litterally dug him outta the grave.
Then bekame praktis tu tie string tu hand av ded that leed tu bell
neer the grave. If ded man muve, it ring the bell, & sumwon dig him up
6. saving graes=hav good qualities tu offset yer bad points
1714. save faes... (save face in krat speek)
1. eezeeest wae tu save faes...keep bottom half shut
2. even a fish wood not get in trubel if it keep mouth shut
3. save faes or luze faes
1715. sawbones or "bones"...slang for dokter
1716. sawbuk=slang for 10$, maby kauz roman x stand for 10.
sawbuk=variashun on sawhoers. End look at it look like x.
1717. sedues... (seduction in krat speek)
1. man propose, woman forkloes (Minna Antrim, 1890)
2. she is a woman, thus tu be won (Shakespeer)
3. woman conjure up more opportunity in 1 hr than man in 100 yrs
4. woman shood no yeeld on skedyuel, it shood be unforseen (Henri B Stendal, 1820)
1718. see (tipe 1...see sumthang bi look at it)
1. look tu kloes & yu get stung (Alex Pope, 1720)
2. see a man about a dog=giv exkuse wen yu dont wanna sae reel reesun (1866)
3. see errers av yer wae=repent, konvert tu rite wae (Jon)
4. see evreethang, overlook a lot, fix wot yu kan, not a lot
5. see it is tu beleev it [but remember...dont beleev all yu see]
b. see it, beleev
6. see murder on TV help yu werk off antagonisms.
If yu dont hav antagonisms, tv kommershals will giv em tuyu (Alfred Hitchkok)
7. see no evil, heer no evil, speek no evil (3 munkees)
8. see the lite=repent, konvert tu rite wae (Luke)
9. yukan see if yu watch (Yogi Berra)
1719. see (tipe 2...lotta see-water) (sea in krat speek)
1. I must go down tu see, the loenlee see & ski
all I ask is a tall ship & a star tu steer bi (Jon Masefeeld, 1910)
2. if yu want tu lern tu prae, go tu see (Jorj Herbert)
3. men hu like see-life R not fit tu liv on land (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
4. oenlee kyuer for see-sik is stae in the shade on land
5. pees is in a small saelboet 1000 miles from land (Joe Konrad)
6. praes the see & stae on shore (Jon Flario, 1600)
7. see-chaenj=big chaenj, majer outlook chaenj
8. see-lawyer=nonsubordinant nuisans, more so kauz him oft legally rite
9. The see is monotonus. No wunder pirats R kruel (James R Lowel)
10. The see is not freendlee. At best it feed human restlessness (Joe Konrad)
11. wot I luze, I find at see (E E Kummings)
1720. seek...
1. seek & yu shall find
2. seek advise, but deside for self
3. seek truth from fakts [not from idealogy, relijun, superstitushun]
4. seek truth & byutee & yu kan be a kid forever (A Einstein)
1721. seem...
1. half the werld's werk is tu make thangs seem wot em dont be (E R Beedel)
2. seemee side=unplesant, sordid
1722. seereeus... (seriously in krat speek)
1. no mater wot, sumwon take it seereeus
2. seereeus as a hart attak
3. seereeus is the refyuej av the shallo (Oskar Wild)
1723. see-ser did not merit triump more than man hu konker self (Ben Franklin)
1724. seesuns... (seasons in krat speek)
1. April showers bring mae flowers (Persee B Shelee, 1830)
2. better tu like the chaenjing seesuns than tu luv spring (Jorj Santayana)
3. Fall is erlee morn, spring end the winter dae (Elizabeth Boen, 1940)
4. If april showers bring mae flowers, wot du mae flowers bring?
Prilgrims.
5. in winter get up at nite & dress bi kandel lite
summer the other wae, gotu bed in the dae (Robert L Stevenson)
6. koldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Fransisko (Mark Twaen)
7. LA hav 4 seesuns...winter, spring, summer, fire
8. liv in eech seesun (Henree D Thoro, 1850)
9. March, the month av wind & taxes.
The wind will disappeer, but taxes R all yeer (Ogden Nash, 1940)
10. March:sun is hot, wind kold. Summer=lite, winter shade (Charles Dikkins)
11. Spring be a tuff akt tu follo, so god made June (Al Berstein)
12. Spring is not the best seesun
Kold & flu R the reesun
wind & raen & sorro, warm tudae, kold tumorro
13. Summer is short in North Dakota. This yeer it was Tuesdae (Mike Morlee)
14. Summer=sleep, fall=sing, winter=lousy, skip spring (Dorthy Parker)
15. winter=etch, spring=water koler, summer=oil paent, fall =mozaik av all (Stan Horowitz)
16. winter dont last forever, spring dont skip its tern (Hal Borland)
1725. seez...
1. seez the moment=akt now
1726. sekond naechur=habit, kustom (Plutarch, 50ad)
1727. sekret...
1. 3 mae keep a sekret if 2 R ded (Ben Fraklin)
2. evreewon hav a dark side him never sho (Mark Twain)
3. I no its a sekret kauz its wispered evreeweer (Will Kongreev, 1710)
4. I thank I hav a sekret admirer
If I admired yu, I'd keep it sekret
5. if yu wanna keep a sekret, dont giv a sine yu hav 1 (Jon W Goeth, 1790)
6. sekrets fli fast in Paris (Napoleon, 1792)
7. sekrets gotu the grave without shame or blame (Tom Hobs, 1610)
8. sekret tu a happy marriage is still a sekret tu us
9. sekret tu life...be onest & deel faer
If yukan fake that, yu got it made (Mark Twain)
10. skill luv the lite. Sekret delite tu hide (Dan C Gelman)
11. tell yer freend a lie. If him keep it, tell him the truth (Portugees)
12. The best sekrets R wot evreewon ges (Jorj B. Shaw)
13. The ies konfes the sekrets av the hart (St Jerome)
14. tu keep a sekret is wise, tu spekt others tu duit is folly (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
15. we dans round & suppose, sekret sit in the middel & no (Robert Frost, 1910)
16. wot is told tu 1 is herd 100 miles awae (Chineez)
1728. seldum seed, soon forgot
1729. seleb ("celebrity" in krat speek)
quotes bi or bout selebs
1. 2 reesuns tu sit in bak av aerplane...yu hav running shits,
or yu like others tu hav em(Henree Kisinger)
2. alkohol mae be mans baddest enemee, but bibel sae "luv yer enemee" (Frank Sinatra)
3. averaej aerplane is 16 yeers old, & so is the meel (Joen Rivers)
4. based on the paper, I'm dating Dan Luis, plae around with JFK,
& tu wed Richard Geer. & I never left the hous (Julia Roberts)
5. dont beleev wot him sae if he is in luv, drunk, or run for offis (Shirlee Mclain)
6. drama is life with the dull parts kut out (Alfred Hitzkok)
7. em sae "its alwaes in the last plaes yu look".
Av koers it is. If yu find it, wi keep looking? (Bill Konnally)
8. fat is uglee. If I see a fat lepord in the junjel, I wood laff (Kristee Allee)
9. folks ask "du yu starv b4 foto-ops?".
No wae, thats wot the aer brush is for (Sara M Gellar)
seleb
10. He's oenlee good for rite songs bout ded blonds (Keeth Richards talk bout Elton Jon)
11. I beleev in plastik serjeree. No fun tu be an old hag (Skarlet Johanson)
12. I dont wanna akt NE-more. I wanna be a dokter (Kate Bekinsale)
13. I dont werk with kids, animals, or Salma Hayek (Pieers Brosnan)
14. I drive with mi nees. How els du yu put on makeup & talk on the fone? (Sharon Stone)
15. I go oversees tu Kanada (Britnee Speers)
16. I hav a lotta sekrets. 1 is, I'm an alien (Shania Twaen)
17. I hav big hands. I thank I shood pik potatoes (Sandra Bullok)
18. I kan oenlee drink ferminted liquids, like Jin (Julee Walters)
19. I luv Kalifornya, I groed up in Fenix (Dan Quale)
seleb
20. I make Jessika Simpson look like a sientist (Tara Reid)
21. I oenlee look at the piks (Brad Pit, asked bout tabloids)
22. I saw woman in swetsuit with "ges" onit. I asked thiroid problem? (Arnold Swartzenaeger)
23. I thank the film "klueless" was very deep (Alicia Silverstone)
24. I yuzed tu sleep nude...til the erthquake (Alysa Milano)
25. If I no she's going sumweer, I stae home (Mat Perry)
26. If life was faer, Elvis wood be alive & the inpersonaters ded (Jonnee Karsun)
27. If yer the designated driver, drop off the drunks at the rong hous (Jeff Foxwerthy)
28. I'm noed as a retard. I dont wanna be the drunk (Tara Reid)
29. I'm skared. Bush is an idiot. I koood du better & I'm not very brite (Robbee Williams)
seleb
30. I'm wite trash (Jorj Kloonee)
31. Insted av marry agin, I'm gonna find a girl I dont like
& giv her the hous (Steev Seegal)
32. It feel like sumthang eet mi braen. Du I hav a frog in mi haer? (Joaquin Feniz)
33. Mi ass is for sale. I'm duing big fat muvees (Will H Macy)
34. Mi skirt du all the akting (Hether Lokleer)
35. seleb werk hard many yeers tu get noed, then weer dark glasses tu hide (Fred Allen)
36. smoking kill. Wen yer ded, a portant part av yu is missing (Brook Sheelds)
37. the dae I werree bout kleen hous is the dae Seers kum out with riding vakyuem (Rosean)
38. til Aes Ventura, nowon thot bout how tu talk thru yer ass (Jim Karree)
39. we open our jars (Brues Willis, wen asked wot is dif tween man & woman)
seleb
40. weers the Cannes Film Festival held this yeer? (Christina Agiullera)
41. wen I waet for the bus, sumwon alwaes sae "has the bus kum yet?" (Bill Konnally)
42. wen yer ded, yu luze a portant part av yer life (Brook Sheelds)
43. wi du parents take theer kids tu the food store tu smak em? (Jak Dee)
44. wotz Walmart? Du em sell wall stuf? (Paris)
1730. self...
1. akuze self, all beleev; praes self, nun beleev (Mike deMontaen)
2. be a frist rate vershun av self, not sekond rate vershun av sumwon els
3. dont speek bad av self...yer freends duit for yu (Tallyrand)
4. evreewon hav a dark side him never sho outsite (Mark Twaen, 1894)
5. I gave mi life tu be wot I be now. Was it wert it? (Richard Bach)
6. if sumwon drive yu nuts, yu gav em the kee (Doug Horton)
7. lo self-esteem is kommon mung luzers
8. no mater weer yu go, yu R yu (Konfushus)
9. oenlee yu kan set yu free
self
10. outside man=swinging door, inside =hinj (Ekhart)
11. self help is the best help (Aesop, 600bc)
12. self is all yu hav, take it & make sumthang av self (Martin Fisher)
13. self konseet leed tu self destroy (Aesop, 600bc)
14. self praes dont rekommend yu
15. tu suffer yer faults, thats the sting av life (Oskar Wild, 1892)
16. wen yu kan laff at self, yer groed up (Ethel Barrymore)
17. wot yu thank av self is more portant than wot others thank (Seneka)
18. yer job is tu develop self intu the man yu otta be (Robert Luis Stevenson)
19. yu gotta hav solid sens av self that dont chaenj (Steev R Kovee)
self
20. yu must belong tu self b4 yu kan belong tu another (Ralf W Emersun)
21. yu R yer heven & yer hell (Jon vonShiller)
22. yu shood oenlee kompeet with self...its a faer match (Tod Ruthman)
1731. self-expresshun...
1. be true tu self, dont let the bastards get yu down
2. faes the fakts, be wot yu R (Soren Keerkegard, 1850)
3. insist on self, dont imitate (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
1732. self-impruev... (improvement in krat speek)
1. fael tu hit the bulls ie is not the fault av the target (Gilbert Arland)
2. folks need hier standard tu aem fer (Trion Edwards, 1850)
3. good man alwaes tri tu better self (Jon Dueee, 1900)
4. if yu dont get gooder, yer no good (Oliver Kromwell, 1630)
5. lern tu like evree dae (Henree D Thoro)
6. oenlee thang yuno yu kan chaenj is self (Al Huxlee, 1930)
7. self-help books R unsafe (Florens King)
8. self-lern is the oenlee kind (Isak Asimov, 1960)
9. talk littel, heer much, thank a lot, distrust pinyuns,
value em hu deserv it. (Will Tempel, 1670)
10. the wae tu rise is impruev self evree wae yukan (Abe Linkoln)
11. yu kant push sumwon up a ladder if him dont wanna klimb (Andru Karnagee)
1733. self-interest...
1. Ekonomee is based on self interest.
Bier & seller du wot is best for self (Adam Smith, 1760)
2. self-interest is a survive jeen (Henree F Amiel, 1860)
3. the nag "self-interest" alwaes run a good raes (Go Witlam)
4. unselfish...leev others alone (Oskar Wild, 1895)
1734. self-luv...
1. him hu luv self dont hav rivals (Ben Franklin)
2. lern wot yu be & be so (Pindar, 500bc)
3. luv naber as yu luv self (Bibel)
4. munkee is supeeryer kauz wen it look in mirrer, it see munkee (Malkolm Chazal, 1940)
5. oenlee 1 me & me stuk with him (Kurt Vonnegut)
6. our first & last luv is self (Christian Bonee, 1860)
7. self luv is blind (Voltaer)
8. self luv is not as bad as self neglekt (Shakespeer)
9. self luv is not quited [reterned] (Tony Powel)
10. self luv persuade us nowon notis (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
1735. self-pity...
1. most savaej infirmity is tu despise self (Mike Montaen, 1570)
2. self-pity is the most destruktiv nondrug narkotik (Jon W Gardner)
1736. self-reliant...
1. all R self made, but oenlee the suksesful admit it
2. be self...the ultimat reward (Pat Sampson)
3. best litening rod for self is yer spine (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
4. best plaes tu find helping hand is at the end av yer arm
5. god help him hu help self (Aeschylus, 500bc & Bibel)
6. help self & heven will help 2 (Jeen Fontaen, 1660)
7. help self b4 yu ask for help (Demosthenes, 350bc)
8. if its tu be, its up tu me (Will H Jonsen)
9. if yer ordered around bi others, yer ded (St Tom Aquinas, 1260)
10. nowon gonna push up yu intu the limelite
11. strong man stand alone (henrik Ibsen, 1870)
12. the more yu depend on others, the more em dominate yu (Harold Sherman)
1737. self-respekt...
1. for evree man theer is a baet him kant resist (Fred Nietsche)
2. I am a king kauz me no how tu rule self (Peet Aretino, 1537)
3. I am mi master. But better as mi deesipel than as mi master (Tony Porchia, 1943)
4. konshens wisper, temptashun skreem
5. NE-won kan be broke with the rite temptashun (Henree W Beecher, 1887)
6. oenlee time wen tu luze is more fun is wen yu tri tu resist temptashun (Tom Wilsun)
7. self-respekt is the root av disciplin (Abe J Heschel, 1967)
8. theer is charm tu the forbidden that make it desirabel beyond werds (Mark Twaen)
9. yer self leed yu tu evil, not a foe (Budda)
10. yu kan let self go, provided yu kan get self bak (Mik Yaeger)
1738. self-sakrifies...
1. self-sakrifies...sakrifies others without blushing (Jorj B Shaw, 1900)
2. self-sakrifies is the hart av mirakels (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
3. yu dont get tu top av hites in a sudden flite,
yu toil all nite (henree W Longfello, 1860)
1739. sell...
1. infeeryer man no wot will sell (Konfushus)
2. sell a pig in a poke
3. sell birthrite for pottage=sell valuabels for junk (Genesis=sell freedum for food)
4. sell down the river=betrae
5. sell shit & make munee is gooder than sell musk [perfume]& luze shirt
1740. semetary...
1. semetary...raesed the pries & blamed it on the hi kost av living
1741. senate (senut)
1. senut: klub 100 men belong tu & dont pae no dues (Will Rogers)
2. senut: old skow, dont muve fast & refuze tu sink (Everet Dirksen)
1742. send...
1. send a theef tu katch a theef
2. send him pakking (Shakespeer)=thro him out
1743. sens...
1. 5 senses...hoers sens, kommon sens,insens, 2-sents, & nonsens
2. I hav a fine sens av redikulus, but no sens av humer (Ed Elbee)
1744. senser... (censorship in krat speek)
1. art tung-tied bi authority (Shakespeer)
2. bern books=bern rite tu lern
3. ideas wont gotu jael [sept in red China] (Alfred W Griswold, 24 Feb 1959)
4. komplaen bout guvt is good. We R still free tu speek. (Nansee J Karmody)
5. nature is desent, man invent nondesent (Mark Twain)
6. oenlee reel senser is dont listen (dont watch) (tom Smothers)
7. paper bern, but the werds fli awae (Akiba ben Joseph)
8. senser alwaes defeet its purpos & kill diskreshun (Henree S Commager)
9. senser is hallmark av authoritatarian regime [krats] (Potter Stewart)
10. such progres. In the middel aejes em wood bern me.
now em bern mi books insted (Sigmund Freud, 1933)
11. thank for self & let others duit tu (Voltaer)
12. tu kill a book is tu kill reesun (Jon Milton, 1650)
13. weer em bern books, em will bern us (Heinrich Heine, 1823)
14. wen truth is not free, freedum is not reel (Jak Prevert, 1963)
15. yu kant senser the gleem in mi ie (Charles Lauton)
16. yu kant shut the door tu ideas (Klemens Metternich, 1830)
1745. seprate...
1. seprate sheep from goets=werthee from werthless or good from bad (Mathhu)
2. seprate weet from chaf =good from bad (Luke)
1746. sept (short for except)
1. sept for that, how did yu like the plae, mrs Linkoln?
1747. sepshun (short for exception)
1. more sepshuns than rules
1748. serch others for virtue, self for vies (Ben Franklin)
1749. sereen...
1. serendipity law...tu diskuver NE-thang, yu gotta look for sumthang
1750. serkel... (circle in krat speek)
1. serkel the wagons=form hastee defens
1750. seereeus... (serious in krat speek)
1. seereeus as a hard attak
1751. sermon...
1. sermon is like a baby...eezee tu konseev, hard tu deliver
1752. serv
1. I'll be yer server tudae
shutup & serv the slop
1752. servae... (survey in krat speek)
1. 1 servae sed Amerikans most admire dokters & politishuns.
I dont beleev it. I thank em R wot we R most afraed av.
2. and time, that servae the werld, must hav a stop (Shakespeer) [dont ask me wot it meen]
3. fone servae sae 49% av kollej kids drink til em pass out 1/month.
other 51% didnt anser fone (Kraeg Kilborn)
4. I am monarch av all I servae (Will Kowper, 1780)
5. I servae mi life with equanimity (Arthur C Doyle(Sherlok Holms))
6. if yu kood tern ies on self & make inside servae av self (Shakespeer)
7. man stand so him kan servae the hevens & look up at stars (Ovid, 3bc)
8. men pleez self bi imajin em did wider servae
& ground [see????] faults & follees beyond fast look (Sam Jonsun)
9. plant yer feet on the ground & servae the werld (Jorj Santayana)
10. results av past servaes was rong but not 100% rong (Herbert Spenser)
11. servae mankind from China tu Peru (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
12. servae results...men sae first thang em see in woman is her ies.
wemen sae men R liers
sins evreewon lie on servaes, its probablee the oppasit
13. shortlee aft WW2, servae av kid tu kompare radio & TV
7 yr old sed radio had better piks [at the time TV was a rich-mans toy]
moral...yu need tu dig intu how em du servaes
14. USA Tudae servae sed 3 av 4 responses make up 75% av results(David Letterman)
15. yu will never servae a more nobel grave, kum & piss onit (Lord Bryon)
1753. servae resluts...
1. 90 % av homes with kids R smoke-free
2. fonts supported bi browsers, as av 18 Nov 06...
Arial 96% Monaco 96% Arial block 95.9%
Helvetica 95.5% Courier 95.4% Verdana 94.3%
Impact 93.6% Courier new 93.6% Lucida Console 93.3%
Tahoma 93.2% Georgia 91.6% Geneva 91.0%
3. forin visiters komplaen bout US kustoms & immigrashun, result av biz servae
20 Nov 06, jenral werds oenlee, no list av thangs em plaen bout, no stats
4. Greenspan Kredit Bubbel servae, as av 31 Mar 02
Averaej houshold net assets 9,850$
Averaej houshold kredit kard debt 8,500$
houshold debt/houshold assets 100%
kredit kard solisit...5 bilyun/yeer bout 50 per houshold
kredit value offered..3 Trilyun $ bout 30,000$ per kard
number kredit kards per houshold 7 or 8
how many hav < 10,000$ in retire akkounts?...46%
5. koler, US...favorit: blue=44%, green=12%, red=11%
6. national geografik, US, 2002 servae av "yung folk" (aej=18-24)
85% kant find Israel or Iraq on a map
56% kant find India
30% kant find the Pasifik Oeshen (half the serfus area av erth)
19% kan name 4 kuntries that hav a-bombs (out av 8)
7. relijun & politiks...69% sae liberals R not relijus nuff
49% sae konservativs R 2 pushee
1754. servitude is alwaes the refuge av skolars & filosofers
1755. set...
1. Set a theef tu catch a theef. (French)
2. set aside 2 daes a week tu not weree...yesterdae & tumorro (Robert Burdet)
3. set off on the rong foot=bad start (based on Rome...left=bad, rite=good)
4. set yer teeth on edj (Shakespeer)
1756. settel skore=avenj, get revenj
1757. sex...
1. "bae area bisexual" sed me dont koinside with eether sex want (Woody Allen)
2. chasity...most nonnatural sex pervershun (Al Huxlee, 1936)
3. choklut is more fun than sex
4. dirtee book is never dusty
5. dont du sex in the street, it'll skaer the hoerses (Pat Kambel)
b.dont matter wot yu du in the bedroom,
but dont duit in the street & skare the hoerses
6. dont duit if yu kant keep it up
7. dont let the littel hed thank for the big hed
8. dont no nuthan bout sex...I was alwaes married (Zsa Gabor)
9. dont take sex advise from the pope.
If him no NE-thang bout it, him shoodnt (Jorj B Shaw)
sex
10. dont werree, it oenlee seem kinkee the first time
11. du babees like babyhood as much as adults like adultree? (Murry Banks)
12. Englishmen pretend its not sex (James Agate, 1910)
13. fameelyer breed kontempt...& kids (Mark Twaen, 1935)
14. flies spred dazeez...keep yers zipped
15. gotu bed erlee tu save kandels dont werk if yu get twins (Chineez)
16. grate sex & nitemare sound the same
17. him hu kalled it "nekking" is a poor judj av anatamee (Groucho Marx)
18. I got a swetter wen I wanted a skreemer or a moener
19. I kan remember wen aer was kleen & sex dirtee (Jorj Berns)
sex
20. I never miss a chans tu hav sex or be on TV (Gore Vidal)
21. I noed a woman hu offered her oner
I onered her offer
I was on her & off her all nite
22. I thank sex is gooder than logik, but kant pruev it
23. I'd gotu the dentist rather than du sex (Evelin Waug, 1943)
24. I'd like tu meet the man hu invented sex, tu see wot him werk on now
25. if god konsulted me, I'd sae go bak tu make man outta klae (Martin Luther)
26. if kisses was like the fun in bed
the woman anuther wood wed (Shakespeer)
27. if skuels teech sex like math & siens,
the raes will die out in Amerika (Beverlee Mikkins)
28. if yu smoke after sex, yu duit 2 fast (Woody Allen)
29. in Amerika, sex is an obsesshun. Elsweer, a fakt (Marleen Dietrich)
sex
30. intellectual...a man hu find 1 thang more interesting than sex (Al Huxlee)
31. kathlik woman kan yuze math tu avoid pregnant, but not fiziks or kemistree (H L Menchen)
32. kinky...yuze a fether. perverted...yuze hole chicken.
33. kondoms R not safe, mi freend wore 1 & got hit bi a bus (Bob Rubin)
34. lust in man is hunger, in wemen appetite (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
35. luv is kemistree. Sex is fiziks.
36. luv is the anser. Wile yu wate for it, sex is a good quesshun (Woody Allen)
37. man hav 2 basik passhuns...get & beget (Will Osler)
38. man is most alive wen him is a beest (Bertolt Brecht, 1935)
39. mechanikal devises kan arouze wemen...zampel=Mersaedes-Benz (P J O'Rourk)
sex
40. men...kreshuers with 2 legs & 10 hands (Jane Mansfeeld)
41. men get laed, wemen get skrued (Quentin Krisp)
42. men talk with wemen so em kan sleep with em
wemen sleep with men so em kan talk with em (Jae McInernee)
43. naecher adhor a virgin...freezed asset (Klaer Booth Lues)
44. NE-1 hu sae "the wae tu a mans hart is thru hi stomak"
flunked geografee (Robert Birn, 1988)
45. nimpomaniak...woman hu want sex as much as a man (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
46. no matter how much kats fite, alwaes plentee av kittens (Abe Linkoln)
47. now sex is more danjerus than the sig after (Jae Leno)
48. nowon win fite av the sexes. Tu much fratenize with foe (Henree Kissinger)
49. nuthang riskkae, nuthang gaened
sex
50. obseen...wotever giv the judj the hots
51. relijus folk sae man made evreethang sept the genikals (Don Shrader)
52. sex...in Amerika, an obsesshun. Elsweer its daelee life (Marleen Deetrich, 1940)
53. sex...leest time, most trubel (Jon Barymore)
54. sex...pleshure short, position redikulus, kost damabel (Lord Chesterfeeld)
55. sex appeel=50% wot yu hav & 50% wot em thank yu hav (Sofeea Loren)
56. sex at 90 is tu shuet pool with a rope (Jorj Berns)
57. sex for munee is cheeper than free sex (Brenan Fransis, 1985)
58. sex in the hed is the rong spot (D H Lawrens)
59. sex is. Thats all. (Gore Vidal)
sex
60. sex is a shortkut tu evreethang (Ann Kumming)
61. sex is as portant as food & shood be treeted the same (Marquis de Sade, 1780)
62. sex is emoshun in moshun (Mae West)
63. sex is for amachuers. Professhunals miss the point & spoil the sho (David Kort)
64. sex is given (Tom R Malthus, 1800)
65. sex is god's joke (Bet Davis)
66. sex is like aer...oenlee portant if yu kant get NE.
67. sex is like bridj [kard game]. If yu dont hav a good partner,
yu better hav a good hand (Woody Allen)
68. sex is like munee...oenlee tu much is nuff
69. sex is more exsiting tween paejes than tween sheets (Andy Warhol)
sex
70. sex is the last refuge av the miserabel (Quentin Krisp)
71. sex on TV kant hert yu, unless yu fall off
72. sex releev tenshun, luv kauz tenshun (Woody Allen)
73. sex without luv is emptee xpeereeans,
but for emptee speereeanses its 1 av the best (Woody Allen)
74. sex without luv is helthee xersize (Robert Heimlein)
75. sexee uninhibited party-babes appeel tu sum gies. Sum?
76. suddenly Amerika lerned sex is good for sumthang (Oriana Fallaki)
77. sum like it, me prefer a kup av tee (Sinthia Paen)
78. Tasmanians never du adultree...thats wi em R extinkt (W Somerset Maughham)
79. tell him I'm 2 fukking bizee, or vise versa (Dorthy Parker)
sex
80. the bak-seet kauzed the sex revolushun (Jerry Rubin, 1980)
81. the queen deklared the limit is 6 times a dae (Mike Montaen, 1570)
82. tu sukseed with the oppisit sex, tell her yer impotent.
Her kant waet tu dispruev it. (Karee Grant)
83. we werree bout the populashun exploshun, but not at the rite time (Arthur Hop)
84. wen authoritees warn yu bout sex,
lern from em...dont hav sex with authoritees (Max Groening)
85. wen man go on a date, him wunder if him will get lukee. Woman no b4hand.
86. wen man talk dirty tu woman, its sex harrasment
wen woman talk dirty tu man, its 10$/minut
87. wen yu get bored, du sex (H G Wells, 1905)
88. Yerropeons hav sex, English hav hot water bottels (Jorj Mikes)
1758. shake...
1. shake a leg=muve, get outta bed
2. shake a stik at =a lot (5 Aug 1818, Lankaster, Penn paper sed..
"we hav as many bars as yu kan shake a stik at")
3. shake his hand and kount yer fingers
1759.
shakespeer
1760. shame...
1. shame is badder than deth (Russyun)
2. shame is essential for sivilizashun (Will Gaelen)
3. shame kum from humiliashun (Milan Kundera)
4. shame mae restrikt wot law dont (Seneka, 40ad)
5. study the character av him yu rekomend so him will not shame yu (Cicero, 50ad)
6. wen yu R beyond hope, the hart no no shame (Jon Lyly, 1590)
1760. shampoo.
1. next time ask for the reel poo
1761. share...
1. share and share alike
2. Shared joy is a dubel joy; shared sorro is half a sorro. (Sweed)
1761. shark...
1. Wot did the shark sae tu the klown?
yu taste funny
2. Wot did the shark sae tu the lawyer?
professhunal kertasee...I wont bite
1762. sharp...
1. he's sharp as a razer...he's a 2-d pinhed
2. sharp as a razer
3. sharp as a tak
4. sharp as a tik
5. sharp tung kill without blood (Budda)
6. sharp tung will kut yer throet
1763. she...
1. she devil (witch, bitch)
2. she dont no NE better
3. she du but she dont du rite
4. she is 2 ax handles wide
5. she is a diddy-wah-dossey
6. she is a klinging vine
7. she is a kutie pie
8. she is a ring tael tooter
9. she is a weeping willo
10. she is mi sunshine
11. she is gonna hav a hissee fit
12. she kant help be ugly but she kood hav staeed home
13. she kum from a long line her mother listened tu (Gipsee Rose Lee)
14. she look like a unmade bed
15. she paents with a wide brush
16. she was so ugly they had tu tie a pork chop
round her nek tu get the dog tu plae with her
17. she will talk tu a wood Indian
1764. shell...
1. shell-out=pae
2. shell-shokked=soldyer get shelled so much him go nuts
1765. shilly-shally=kant deside, keep chaenjing yer mind
1766. shin...devies yu yuze tu find chaers in the dark
1767. ship...
1. Ship shape=neet, organized
2. Ship on land is safe (wont sink) but wont go noweer
3. ships R femael kauz it kost so much tu keep her in paent & powder (Chester Nimitz)
4. ships that pass in the nite=meet 1 time, never see agin (Longfello)
1768. shit happen
1769. sho...
1. sho a leg (British)...see shake a leg
2. sho him the door=get him outta heer=thro him out
1770. sho biz...
1. brake a leg=good luk (sho biz oenlee)
2. I seed more exsitement at the opening av an umbrella
3. sho biz is 90% luk & 10% abel tu du the job yu get (Tom Steel)
4. sho must go on
5. that woman has kooked so many TV dinners, her thank her be in sho biz
6. Theers no biz like sho biz (Irving Berlin, 1920)
7. theers no biz like sho biz, but akkounting kum kloes (David Letterman)
1771. shopper...im redee tu chek out
klerk...we all hafta go sumtime, gramps
1772. short...
1. short end av the stik=bad, poor, stuk with dirty job
2. short shrift=brass just barely notis yer problem= du min yu kan
1773. shot kross the bow...Navy=warning shot.
1774. shue... (shoe in krat speek)
1. if the shue fit, get anuther just like it
2. pretty shue oft pinch pretty foot
1775. shuer...
1. shuer as nite follo dae
2. The oenlee thang shuer is deth & taxes (Ben Franklin)
3. The oenlee thang shuer is...dontno (tu dum tuno)
1776. shuet... (shoot in krat speek)
1. R yu shot bad, buddy?
ever see sumwon shot good?
2. shuet fish in a barrel=so eezee even the def/dum/blind kan duit
1777. shugar... (sugar in krat speek)
1. shugar & spies & evreethang nies
wanna mess with me, better thank twies
1778. Shut mi jaws
1779. shut up...
1. never miss a chans tu shut up (Will Rogers)
1780. Side...
1. 2 sides tu evreethang (2 sides tu evree quesshun)
1781. Siekel... (cycles in krat speek)
1. evreethang kum round in siekels (Mark Aurelus, 50ad)
2. evreethang repeet with regular period (Mark Twain)
3. evreethang that kum, go. evreethang that go, kum bak
4. the law av siekels rule all (Publus Taktus, 100ad)
5. wot go round kum round
1782. Siens... (science in krat speek)
1. 2 kinds av truth...1 siens lite the wae, 2 art warm the hart (Raemond Chandler, 1930)
2. all fakts R demokratik (mary McCarthy, 1950)
3. anser 1 quesshun & 10 nu wons pop up
4. biokemistree is the studee av karbon kompounds that kraw (Mike Adams)
5. evree forward step av siens kum from audashus imaginaeshun (Jon Duee, 1900)
6. hart av siens is tu rejekt beleef (Walter Lipman)
7. I am almost sorry I was born tu suen
I wont no wot siens kan du in the next 100 yeers (Ben Franklin)
8. I never noed a math-man hu kood reesun (Plato, 380bc)
9. If distinguished sientist sae it is possabel, him rite
if him sae not possabel, him rong (Arther K Klark)
siens
10 If yu kant duit in numbers, its not siens (Lazarus Long)
11 If yu sae yuno quantum fiziks, yu dont understand (Neels Bohr, 1940)
12. Kredit gotu man hu konvins the werld, not tu him hu thot it first(Fransis Darwin)
13. look for wot is, not wot shood be (A Einstein)
14. maen purpos av siens is tu invent komplex werds
so the giltee kan konfuze us (Gilbert K Cheserton, 1920)
15. more portant tu provide rite quesshun than rite anser (Claud Straus)
16. no matter wot we du, summer still bring flies (Ralf W Emersun)
17. no need tu be presise wen yu dont no wot yu talk bout (Jon vonNueman, 1945)
18. reserch is wot me du wen me dont no wot me du (Werner vonBraun)
19. rule 1 av tinkering...save all the parts (Paul Ehrlich, 1890)
siens
20. Siens...a lotta waest on stuff not werth noing, stuff not noabel (Jon Goeth, 1790)
21. Siens...chaenj 1 ignorans tu dif ignorans (Lord Byron, 1820)
22. Siens...publish or die
23. Siens...rigid akkurat in wot yu see + perfekt logik (Tom Huxlee, 1860)
24. Siens...yu R a master wen yu lern yu R alwaes just starting (Robin Kollingwood, 1930)
25. Siens diskuver nu thangs wen it tri tu pruve old fawls ideas (Al Huxlee)
26. Siens hav 1 kommand...kontribute tu siens (Bertolt Brecht, 1950)
27. Siens is a map av ignorans (Oliver W Holms, 1883)
28. Siens is a pik av the truth (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
29. Siens is a sematery av ded ideas (Mike Unamuno, 1913)
siens
30. Siens is antidote tu superstitushun (Adam Smith, 1765)
31. Siens is how we talk bout our ignorans av our ignorans (Sam Butler, 1650)
32. Siens is kommon sens (Tom Huxlee)
33. Siens is not ashamed av Nagasaki (Jakob Bronowski, 1970)
34. Siens is organized noit (Herbert Spenser, 1860)
35. Siens is the histree av ded relijuns (Oskar Wild)
b. rekord av ded relijuns
36. Siens is wot yuno, fillosofee is wot yu dont (Bertrand Russel, 1910)
37. Siens is wunderful if yu dont hafta make a living at it (Einstein)
38. Siens kleer the feeld engineering is bilt on
39. Siens mae limit noit, non imajin (Berstrum Russel)
siens
40. Siens make us gods b4 we R men (Jeen Rostand)
41. Siens require reesun, other subjekts oenlee require study (Robert Heimlein)
42. Siens tri tu chaenj kaeos intu order (A Einstein)
43. Siens without relijun is lame. Relijun without siens is blind. (A. Einstein)
44. Siens yuze fakts insted av woot seem (Jon Ruskin, 1860)
45. Sientists R a small biased klik (Ruth Hubbard)
46. sumtimes sientist gotta forget wot him most shuer av (Jeen Rostad, 1940)
47. that theree is werthless. Not good nuff tu be rong (W Pauli)
48. the hart av siens is skeptik
49. Theer iz siens & pinyun. Siens beget noit. Pinyun iz ignorant(Hippokrates, 400bc)
siens
50. trajadee av siens...kill byuteeful theree with uglee fakts (Tom Huxlee, 1860)
51. wen siens solv 1 problem, it make 10 nu wons (Jorj B Shaw, 1900)
52. wen tu many variabels, siens fael (A Einstein)
53. wunder is the seed av siens (Ralf W Emersun)
1783. signacher (signature in krat speek)
1. signacher sho a mans character...& sumtimes his name (Evan Esan)
1784. Sik... (sick in krat)
1. all requests for sik leev gotta be appruved 2 weeks in advans
2. dazeezed sole is more danjerus & more kommon than dazeezed body (Cicero)
3. happy folk resist dazeez better than glum
thus, the serlee bird katch the germ.
4. I kan take a kold better than advise bout it from freends (Kin Hubbard)
5. I'm sik & tired av be sik & tired
6. man is a prolifik soers av dazeez (Ed Jenner)
7. Sik as a dog
8. Sik brak down the pride av manhood (Charles Dikkens)
9. Sik kum fast, go slo
10. wen I dont no wot tudu, I katch a kold (Jorj J Nathan)
11. wen sik, most portant thang is...dont luze hart (Nik Lenin)
12. wen the hed ake, the hole body hert (English)
1785. sikeek... (Psychic in krat speek)
1. I almost had a sikeek girlfreend, but her left me b4 we met (Steev Rite)
2. wi du sikeek hafta ask yer name?
1786. si-ki-a-tree, si-ki-a-trist... (psychology in krat speek)
1. appliances R now seeled so yu kant get at the parts tu heel em.
Humans hav alwaes ben that wae (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1960)
2. best sikiatrist: puppy lik yer faes (Ben Williams)
3. blame it on mother
4. sikiatrist: yer rite a man follo yu. Him tri tu kollekt the 200$ yu oe me.
5. sikiatrist ask a lotta expensiv quesshuns wife ask for nuthan (Joee Adams)
6. werds heel dazeezed mind (Aeschylus)
1787. Siko... (phycho, physco in krat speek)
1. yu sae "siko" like yu thank it is bad
1788. Sikolojee ("psychology" in superkrat)
1. behavyer sikolojee...pull habits outta rats (Douglas Bush)
2. folks hu dont understand self, wanna (Will Stekel)
3. Froidian slip...yu sae 1 thang & meen mother
4. if yu get em muving, em heel self (Grabreeel Roth)
5. nurosis is like a kold...wont kill yu (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1960)
6. nurosis is substitue for suffer (Karl Jung)
7. nurotik bild kastel in aer
sikotik liv init
sikiatrist kollekt rent (Jerome Laurens)
8. reality is oenlee an ink blot, yuno (Alan Watts)
9. sikoanalysis: the aem is tu chaenj nurotik unhappy tu normal unhappy (Sigmund Froid)
10. sikoanalysis=konfes without absolushin (G K Chesterton)
11. sikoanalysis=self kannibal (Peter OTool)
12. sikolojee destroy our nawledj av human naecher (G K Chesterton, 1934)
13. sikolojist sae 1 in 4 is sik in hed
look around & if first 3 look ok, yu must be it
14. yukan sikoanalize, but wi sort garbage? (Martin H Fisher)
1789. Silens or silent (silence in krat speek)
1. books R silent & speek volumes (Henree Giles)
2. dont ask & yu wont be rejekted (Jon Driden, 1670)
3. eezeeer tu retrakt wot yu didnt sae (Ibn Gabirol)
4. even wen yuno wot yu talk bout, yu dont hafta sae it (Kin Hubbard, 1905)
5. go quiet in the nois & haest. Remember the pees in silens (Max Erman)
6. I mae regret mi speech, never mi silens (P. Syrus)
7. if yu dont sae nuthan, yt dont hafta repeet it (Kalvin Koolidj, 1910)
8. it is better tu be silent & let em thank yu R a fool
than speek & remuev all dout (Abe Linkoln or Mark Twain)
9. man terned his bak on silens. Invent masheen that toot, growl, howl
skreech, boom, krash. (Jeen Arp, 1925)
silens
10. most fael tu be quiet (Walter Bagehot, 1865)
11. silens is eezee tu misreed (A A Athanasio)
12. silens is gold
13. silens is gold, speech is silver
14. silens is gold wen yu kant thank av an anser (Kashes Klae)
15. silens is hard tu refute (Josh Billings)
16. silens is more elogent than speech (Martin Tupper)
17. silens is more elogent than werds (Tom Karliel, 1835)
18. silens is silver, muzik is gold
19. silens is the freend that never betrae (Konfushus, 500bc)
silens
20. silens is the hardest argument tu refute (Josh Billings, 1855)
21. silens is the virchu av fuels [fools] (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
22. silens is wunderful tu listen tu (Tom Hardy, 1880)
23. silens oft persuade wen werds fael (Shakespeer)
24. silens mae be misinterpreted but not misquoted
25. silent mouth sing
26. sosietee suspekt him hu like silens (Jon Laer)
27. speech is av time, silent is forever (Tom Karliel, 1835)
28. spies up yer talk with silens (Cicero, 60bc)
29. stiks & stones mae brake bones, but silens brake harts (Fillis M Ginlee, 1940)
silens
30. sumtimes silent is loudest (Leroy Brownlo)
31. the foolish wood be wise tu be silent (Charles K Kolton, 1820)
32. the most muving moments make us speechless (Marsel Maro)
33. the nonspoke werd dont hert others(Lajos Kossuth, 1840)
34. The silent werd is kapital, we kan invest it or squander it (Mark Twain)
35. wael timed silens is more elogent than NE speech (Martin Tupper)
36. wen eegels R silent, parrots jabber (W Churchil)
37. wen fools talk, the wise stae silent (Jon Herder, 1780)
38. wen sumwon hert yu, better silent than fite over it (Fransis Bonmont, 1620)
39. wen yu R rite, be silent, god will heer yu (Kato, 200bc)
silens
40. werk, plae, shut yer mouth (R A Diksun)
41. yer silens sez yu agree (Euripides)
42. yu gotta be quiet tu heer god (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
43. yu need silens tu tuch soles (Mother Teresa)
1790. silly stuff
1791. silly t-shirt slogans
1. behind evree man is a woman with rolling ies
2. dont disterb...I'm alredee disterberd
3. fars tu be rekonded with
4. I dont no wot make yu so dum, but it werk
5. I get evreethang I set mi mind tu...weer did I set mi mind?
6. I get mi xersize bi push mi luk
7. I kant stand impaeshens
8. I like kids, but kant eet 1 hole
9. if yu dont want me tu stare, dont look so good
10. jeen pool full, get out
11. look, but dont tuch
12. naked man not afraed av pikpokkets
13. sarkasm is just 1 av wot I offer
14. save trees...eet beevers
15. sumtimes I aem tu pleez, but mostlee I shuet tu kill
16. this is mi dress-up klothes
17. will skratch butt for food
******************* spoof warning sines...invent werds like a warning
1792. spoof warning labels
1. akkording tu the grand yunified theree, this produkt is 10-dimenshunal.
However, this dont giv yu more than the yuzyual 3-d garantees.
(the xtra 7 dimenshuns R "rolled up" intu such a small spaes, nowon kan find em)
2. akkording tu quantum mekaniks, this produkt mae disapeer wen yer not looking.
3. sins the yunivers mae sumdae kollaps intu super blak hole,
wen it reemerj intu nu yunivers, we kant garantee this produkt will be the same.
4. The mass av this produkt hav the mass equivalent av 85 milyun tons tnt per owns.
handel with kare.
5. This is 100% matter. Dont add antimatter.
6. This produkt attrakt all other matter in the yunivers.
If it attrakt nuff matter, it form blak hole & suk in the yunivers.
7. This produkt is held tugether bi a "glueing foers".
Sins nowon understand this foers, we kant garantee it will last forever.
8. This produkt is made from the same basik parakels as evreethang els.
NE klaem tu yuneekness is hokus.
9. This produkt mae dissapeer & re-apeer
at random spot in yunivers kauz av the tunneling therum
10. This hav tiny eletrik partikels muving at 500,000,000 MPH. hold on tite.
11. This produkt wraps time & spaes neerbi.
12. warning: this produkt is 99.9999999999% emptee spaes.
13. yuze this produkt will inkreez the disorder in the yunivers.
******* alkohol spoof warnings
1. alkohol is a majer fakter in dansing like an idiot.
2. alkohol mae make yu thank yu wisper wen yu dont.
3. alkohol mae leed yu tu beleev yu are invisible.
4. alkohol mae kauz yu tu tell the same boring story
over and over again til yer friends want tu strangle yu.
5. alkohol mae kauz yu tu thae shangs like thish.
6. alkohol mae leed yu tu beleev yer ex is reelly diing for yu tu kall her at 4am
7. alkohol mae kauz serious rug burns on the forhed and chin area.
8. alkohol mae create the illusion yu are tuffer,
more handsum and smarter than reel big Bubba.
9. alkohol mae leed yu tu thank folks laff WITH yu.
10. alkohol mae kauz a flux in the time-space kontinuum, wheerbi time disappeer.
11. alkohol mae get yu pregnant
12. alkohol mae leev yu wundering wot happened tu yer pants.
1793. silver-tung Devil
1795. Simpel... ("simplicity" in superkrat)
1. dont want it...as good as hav it (Donald Harban)
2. duit in the simplest wae that will werk (Kent Bek)
3. evreethang shood be as simpel as possabel, but not simpler (A Einstein)
4. folks luv tu chop wood...yu see results at wons (A Einstein)
5. life is simpel, but we make it komplikated (Konfushus)
6. make thangs as simpel as possabel, but not simpler
7. more fun tu raes food than tu raes munee tu bi food (Frank A Klark)
8. poke the fire...more fun than NE-thang (Charles D Warner)
9. possesshuns take awae yer libertee (Jorj Santayana)
simpel
10. simpel...go thru life with just nuff bags
11. simpel is the ultimate sofistakated (Leonardo daVinsee)
12. simpel meen: liv without wot yu dont need (Charan Sing)
13. smart man make it bigger, more komplex, more violent.
jeenyus make it simpel (E F Shumaeker)
14. so many thangs I dont want (Sokrat speek)
15. The komsumpshun sosietee tri tu teech us thangs make us happy.
frugal is the reel rode tu happy (Elise Bolding)
16. The rewards av a simpel life...aer, water, stars at nite (Jon Burroes)
17. wen yu see yu lak nuthang, the werld is yers (Lao Tzu)
18. yu sukseed in life wen wot yu hav is wot yu want (Vernon Howard)
1796. Sin...
1. a man sin, a saint greev, a devil boest (Tom Fuller, 1650)
2. em sin 2 bi 2 & must pae 1 bi 1 (Rudyard Kipling, 1900)
3. evree saint hav a past, evree sinner a fyucher (Oskar Wild, 1900)
4. if others duit, its sin. If we duit, its advenchuer (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
5. man get mad at sinners, not sin (Seneka, 40 ad)
6. preechers denoun sin like it is availabel tu all (Frank Dane)
7. Sin...Self Inflikted Nonsens
8. Sin=hert sumwon without kauz. All other sins R bunk (Robert Heimleim)
9. Sin=we no wot we shood du but dont wanna (Peter Marshal, 1940)
10. Sin hav many tools. Lie=handel that fit all
11. Sin is forbid kauz it hert [so much]
12. Sin is geografik [depend on weer yu R] (Berstrand Russel)
13. Sum rise bi sin, sum fall bi virchu (Shakespeer)
14. waeges av sin is hi, but werth it
15. wen yu get old, yu sin out av despaer insted av lust (Peers P Reed)
16. wot was a sin is now a dazeez (Bill Maeer)
1797. sine...
1. sine av the times
2. sine yer Jon Henry
1798. sines in stores, Biz, bildings, werk plaeses, billbords
silly sines
1799. singel...
1. a poor singel woman is redikulus, disagreeabel old maed
rich singel woman is respektabel, sensabel, & plesant (Jane Austen)
2. best werks & gratest publik merit alwaes kum from man singel or kidless (Fransis Bakon)
3. James Bond is the first bachler Amerika herd av
hu is not a dejenerut drifter (Barb Ehrenrich)
4. singel male will wind up in prisun or mad hous or ded.
Never promoted, kredit risk. (Germain Greer)
5. singel man hav littel valyu, like half a sheers (Ben Franklin)
6. yuniversal truth...rich singel man must want a wife (Jane Austen)
1800. sinik... (cynic in krat speek)
1. akkurat observ is kalled sinik bi em hu dont duit (Jorj B Shaw, 1940)
2. ideelish preseed xpeereeens, sinik follo (David T Wolf)
b. ideels preseed speereens, sinik follo
3. sinik...blakgard with poor iesite
& thus see thangs as em R, not as yu want (Ambrose Beers)
4. sinik=frustrated optimist
5. sinik=yu tell the truth wen em want lies (Lilean Hellman)
6. sinik alwae see the bad side (Henree Beecher, 1880)
7. sinik chill with 1 werd (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
8. sinik found bitter lessuns in the past & spekt more in the fyucher (Sichnee Harris)
9. sinik is rite 90% av the time (H L Menchen, 1950)
10. sinik never gro up kauz his vyues kill him (Deen Brown)
11. sinik no the pries av all but not the value av NE-thang (Oskar Wild)
12. sinik sae all R korrupt. Ideelist sae all sept self (Robert Wilsun)
13. sinik see thangs as em R, not as yu want em (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
14. sinik serch for onest man with a lite him stold (Ed A Shoff)
15. siniks R rite 90% av the time (H L Menken)
16. sinithiens...powerful brass hu pluk out ieballs av siniks
tu impruev theer iesite (Ambrose Beers)
17. wen him was 10, him found theer is no Santa (James Zozzers, 1970)
18. yung sinik go from no-nuthang tu beleev nuthang (Maya Angelo, 1988)
1801. sinisism...Em hu dont look kloes yuze this tu name em hu du (Jorj B. shaw)
1802. sink or swim
1803. sins...
1. sins yu kant get wot yu want, like wot yu get
2. sins we kant get wot we like, let us like wot we kan get. (Spaen)
1804. sinseer... (sincerity in krat speek)
1. a littel sinseer is danjerus, a lot fatal (Oskar Wild, 1900)
2. a wit is not sinseer (Will Kongreev, 1700)
3. alwaes be sinseer, even wen yu dont meen it (Ireen Peter)
4. be self (Robert Browing, 1850)
5. dont matter wot yu beleev as long as yer sinseer (Charles Shultz)
6. I sae wot I thank (Henree W Longfello, 1860)
7. I sat at tabel with rich food & wine & attendants
but no truth or sinseer. I left hungree (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
8. it is danjerus tu be sinseer, less yer dum (Jorj B Shaw, 1890)
9. it is foolish tu respekt em yu despise (Cicero, 60bc)
10. madam, wen yu state, state. Wen yu skeem, plot (San Jonsun, 1740)
11. sinseer...if yukan fake it, yu got it made (Dan Shor)
12. sinseer & tru is the base av virchu (Konfushus, 500bc)
13. sinseer is humbel but not servil (Lord Byron, 1820)
1805. siren song=sound good but leed tu disaster (Homer, Odyasee)
1806. sister...
1. big sister is like krabgrass (Charlee Brown)
2. I no sister luv me. Her giv me all her old klothes & go bi nu stuff
3. if sister is in a hurry tu rush out, her weer yer swetter (Pam Brown)
4. if yu wanna no how sister treet yu as wife,
see how her treet her littel brother (Sam Levenson)
5. sister is like me, but not much (Toni Morrisun)
6. sister konfort me (Mary Montagu)
7. sister no gooder than Santa if yu ben good or bad (Linda Sunshine)
8. wot good is nuz is yu dont hav sister tu share it with? (Jennee DeVries)
1807. sit...
1. sit down and take the loed off yu feet
2. sit down and talk a spell
3. sit tite
4. sitting duk
1808 site for sore ies
1809 sitee... (city in krat speek)
1. all sitees R mad & byuteful, but the byutee is grim (Christofer Morlee)
2. dont konfuze a big sitee with a grate sitee (Aristotel, 350 bc)
3. Evree sitee hav rich area & slums & the 2 alwaes fite (Plato, 350bc)
4. Evreethang is king size...the good & uglee (Jo Brodsky)
5. kuntree nite is freendlee & familyer
sitee nite is hostile & a menus (Somerset Maugham)
6. god made kuntree, man made sitee (Will Kowper, 1785)
7. I luv sitees (Michelangelo, 1550)
8. I spended a yeer in Filadelfia; I thank it was a Sundae (W C Feelds)
9. If yu go out at nite, update yer will first (Sam Jonsun, 1770)
sitee
10. Man start in a garden & end up in a sitee (Alex Mclaren, 1900)
11. Nu York...sumthang happen all the time, most unsolved (Jon Karson)
12. sitee...weer many R lonesum tugether (Herbert Prochnow)
13. sitee...weer yu go tu be lonesum tugether (Henree Thoro, 1850)
14. sitee is not a konkreet junjel, it is a human zu (Desmond Morris)
15. sitee is the folks init (Shakespeer)
16. sitee sho self at nite (Rupert Brook, 1900)
17. sitees R artifishal (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
18. suburb...not sitee, not kuntree, not tolerabel (Mignon McLaughlin, 1966)
19. The atroshus & shameless flok tu sitees (Publius Tacitus, 100ad)
sitee
20. The sitee is a human zu (Des Morris)
21. Theer is no solitude like a big sitee (Kathleen Noris, 1950)
22. Washington...politikans [politishuns] dont no wich wae is up
taxes dont no wich wae is down (Robert Orben)
23. Washington is a serees av mok palases bilded for klerks (Ada Huxtabel)
24. Wen in Rome, du as rome du (Ambrose Beers, 1900)
1810. sivilizashun...
1. diff tween barbarians & sivilizashun is as thin as a kote av varnish (C P Sno)
2. em sivilize left, em sivilize rite
til nuthang is left, til nuthang is rite (Alan J Lerner, 1969)
2. farmers started Sivilizashun (Daniel Webster, 1840)
3. if sivilizashun was in female hands, we wood stil liv in gras huts (Kamil Paglia)
4. shame is essential for sivilizashun (Will Gaelen)
5. Sivilizashun:a thin veneer over barbarianism (Jon M Shanahan)
6. Sivilizashun=limitless xpanshun av nonneeded wants (Mark Twain)
7. sivilizashun=liv in a town tu big for evreewon tuno evreewon (Julian Jaynes)
8. sivilizashun tri tu domestikate passhuns & tern em intu yuzeful werk (Al Huxlee)
b sivilizashun is our wae tu tri tu kontrol passhun
and get it tu du yuzeful werk
9. the human raes will die av sivilizashun (Ralf W Emersun)
10. the purpos av sivilizashun is tu fix evils (Abe Linkoln)
11. tu be sivilized, yu gotta renouns instinkts (Sigmun Freud)
12. we made sivilizashun tu impress girls. Em tolerated it
and let us plae with our toys (Orsan Wells, 1950)
13. we need barbarians evree 500 yeers tu bring bak like.
else we wood die av sivilizashun (Ed Gonkort, 1855)
1811. skaers as hen's teeth
1812. skandal...
1. better tu let skandal die than tu tri tu fite it (Ben Rush)
2. nesessary for sosietee that jeenyus skandalize evreewon (Jorj B Shaw)
3. skandal...half the werld invent it, other half beleev it (Paul Chatfeeld)
4. skandal...the getter is as bad as the giver (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1730)
5. skandal fli on wings, good deeds die nonspoke (Will Harvee, 1600)
6. skandal hav wings (Tom Fuller, 1650)
7. skandal is gossip made tedeeus bi morals (Oskar Wild, 1890)
8. wen em no longer shok us, we luze interest (Fransis Bradlee, 1880)
1813. skared... (frighentened in krat speek)
1. skared as a rabbit in a fox hole
2. skared outta mi wits
3. skaree thang bout middel aej...yu dont gro outta it (Doris Dae)
4. wot happen if yu get skared half-tu-deth, 2 times?
1814. skarlet woman=flirt, hore, NE woman hu du sex for favers (Revelashuns)
1815. skee... ("skiing" in krat speek)
1. 3 thangs tuno: how tu put on skees, how tu slide downhill,
how tu walk hospital halls (Lord Mankroft, 1974)
2. I dont du NE-thang that hav ambulanses at the bottom av the hill (Erma Bombek)
3. outdoor fun wile yu nok down trees with yer faes (Dave Berree)
4. skee...katch kold, go broke, hed noweer fast at grate risk
5. skee...oenlee sport weer yu spend an arm & a leg tu brake an arm & a leg
6. the small hills R the bodees av em hu tried tu snobord (Dave Berree)
7. weer 2000$ in klothes, drive 300 miles in sno,
stand around bar & get drunk (P J O'Rourk, 1984)
1815. skeleton...
1. if yu kant get rid av the skeleton in yer kloset, teech it tu dans (Jorj B Shaw)
2. skeleton in yer kloset (British=in the kupbord)=skankal yu tri tu hide
1816. skeptik...
1. a lerned man must be a skeptik (Jon Duee, 1900)
2. beleev nuthang, doubt evreethang (Italy)
3. beleever is happy, doubter wise (Hungarian)
4. I deni nuthang, doubt evreethang (Lord Byron, 1820)
5. skeptik is the chasity av the intellekt (Jorj Santayana, 1900)
6. skeptik klaem the handriting on the wall is a forjeree (Morris Bender)
1817. Skid roe=down & out, dregs av society, homeless, hobo
1818. Skidive...good tu the last drop
1819. Skill, not luk, leed tu fortune
1820. skinny as a rael
1821. skip kids, go direkt tu grandkids
1822. skolar... (scholarship in krat speek)
1. euridite...dust yu shake outta book intu emptee hed (Ambrose Beers, 1880)
2. good skolar dont make good filosofer (Jon von Goeth, 1800)
3. reeding mashine alwaes winded up & going
master av all not werth noing (James R Lowel, 1860)
4. skolar...footnote take on the character av devine revalashun (Margaret Halsee)
5. skolar...old & dekrepid reed ded tungs (Will Hazlit, 1825)
6. skolar...toil, envee, want, & patron (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
7. skolar=ass (Robert Burton, 1600)
8. skolar=walking dikshunaree (Jorj Chapman, 1590)
9. skolar=werld's ie (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
10 skolar see merit in all old books (Jorj Hegel, 1810)
11 we need skolars so we dont hafta lern (Jeen Baudrillard)
1823. skold tu much & em will hate yu (French)
1824. skot free=yu get off without get punished wen most get it
1825. skout...stop kalling me a serch injun, I'm a skout
1826. skrape the bottom av the barrel=yu gotta take the dregs kauz the good stuff is gon
1827. skratch
1. skratch eech others bak
old fashuned...du a good deed for sumwon & maby sumwon help yu sumtime
tudae send me sum av yer spenders & i'll send yu sum av mine
2. skratch weer it itch
1828. 1. skreem like a banshee
2. skreem yer lungs out
1829. skru...
1. men get laed, wemen get skrued (Quentin Krisp)
2. skru up yer keraej (Skakespeer)
3. skru up yer keraej & yu wont skru up.
4. skru up yer keraej, yu alredee skrued up evreethang els
1830. skuel... skueling, skool (school in krat speek, "education" in super-krat)
1. a fininshing skuel for ladees tu aquire a littel av evrethang
& make shuer em dont lern nuthang (Charles Dikkens, 1850)
2. a kid teeched at skuel is nonlerned (Jorj Santayana)
3. a lerned mind kan thank on an idea without aksept it (Aristotel)
4. a lotta folks hav a BS, MS, or PhD, but dont hav a JOB (Fats Domino)
5. a noit-all no a milyun fakts & dont no nuthan (alek Born)
6. as long as theer R tests, theer will be praers in skuel
7. best skulin is kondensed in leest werds
8. dont let skuelin interfeer with lernin
9. du kollege pae? Du if yu R a good open-feeld runner (Will Rogers)
skuel
10. evreewon hav a rite tua yueniversitee degree
even if in berger tek (Clive James)
11. First God made idiots. That was praktis. Then him made skuel bords (Mark Twain)
12. good lernin...yu lern wot yu didnt no yu didnt no (Dan j Boorskin)
13. hibrow=dummy skueled beyond his smarts (Brander Mathyu)
14. I didnt graduate, but I was oenlee theer 2 terms...Truman & Eisenhower (Alex Karras)
15. I never let mi skuelin interfer with mi lernin (Mark Twaen)
16. If the Romans was foersed tu lern Latin,
em wood not hav had time tu konker the werld (Heinrich Hein)
17. If yu thank skuelin kost a lot, konsider ignorans (Derik Bok)
18. Intelligens...yu make it without skulin
Skulin ...yu get along without intelligens (Al E Wiggam)
19. it is poor skuelin that dont fit a man tu be alone with self (Joe H Hildebrand)
skuel
20. kids shood be skueled, but shood also be free tu lern (Abbe Dimnet, 1928)
21. klassikal skulin teech yu tu despise the welth yu will never hav (Russel Green)
22. kommon sens is 1000 times gooder than skuelin without kommon sens (Robert Ingersol)
23. lernin is wotz left aft yu forget wot yu lerned in skuel (A Einstein)
24. never b4 hav so many staed in skuel so long & lern so littel (Stan Andreski, 1972)
25. publik skuels ners all vies & no morals (Henree Feelding, 1750)
26. purpus av skuelin is replaes empty mind with open mind (Malkolm Forbes)
27. safe tu lern, not safe tu teech, not even freends (Charles K Kolton, 1830)
28. send a fool tu skuel & yu make his 10 times as danjerus,
but still a fool (Desmond Baglee)
29. send yer kids tu skuelmaster & em will teech him (Ralf W Emersun)
skuel
30. skuel...em teech, then test. Life...test, then lern (Tom Bodet)
31. skuel=state run faktree tu make ekkoes
32. skuel chaenj meandering brook with ditch (Henree D Thoro)
33. skuel daes, skuel daes, deer old gold rule daes
reedin & ritin & rithmatik
teeched tu the tune av the hikree stik
yu was mi queen in kaliko
I was yer bashful barefoot bo
and yu rote on mi slate "I luv yu" jo
Wen we was a kupel av kids
(Will D Kob)
34. skuel sho yu how littel others no (Tom C Haliburton)
35. skuel shood teech us how tu thank (Bill Beetee)
36. skuel test=foolish quesshuns no wise man kan anser (Oskar Wild)
37. skueling...yu lern tu ignore evreethang yu heer & dont luze yer temper (Robert Frost)
38. skueling is wunderful as long as yu remember
nuthang werth noing kan be tot (Oskar Wild)
39. skuels depend on the werkers at the bottom av the guvt pyramid (Tracy Kidder)
skuel
40. skuels keep mothers outta the madhous (Edgar W How)
41. skuels R an ornament in prosperus times, a refuge in bad times (Aristotel)
42. skuels giv kids ansers tu remember, shood giv em problems tu solv (Roger Luin)
43. skuels spoil yu for reel werk.
The more yu lern, the more yu thank sumwon oe yu a living (Will Rogers)
44. skulin...krats drive predjudices down yer throet (Martin H Fisher)
45. skulin...the period tween wen parents kant stand yu
& industree wont take yu (Jon Updike, 1963)
46. skulin...yu listen tu NE-thang & dont luze yer temper (Robert Frost)
47. skulin is capital invested for the future
48. Skulin is modern guvt wae tu sho ignorans
49. Skulin shood not fill a pael, it shood start a fire (Will B Yeets)
skuel
50. Skulin start on the mothers nee (Hosee Ballu)
51. Skulin teech a hier grade av prejudus (Laurens J. Peter)
52. students spend 15 yrs tu lern a bag av wind & dont no nuthan (Ralf W Emersun)
53. teech shood no the rules, student no the sepshuns (Martin Fisher)
54. the problem with skuels: how du yu extrakt expeerens from ideas? (Jorj Satayana)
55. the purpus av skuelin is tu tern mirrer into windo (Sidnee J Harris)
56. the skueled R a ruff klass kauz em dont no how littel em no (Will R Inge)
57. university...a kollege huz stadium will seet 40,000+ (Leo L Levinsun)
58. vast populashun no how tu reed but dont no
how tu tell wot is werth reedin (G M Trevelyan)
59. we go tu skuel longer. That dont meen better skueled (Richard Yates)
skuel
60. wen a subjekt is obsoleet, we make it a required koers (Peter Druker)
61. wi du we spend 300,000$ on a skuel bus tu take kids 1 mile,
then 10 milyun$ on jim for the xersize?
62. yer not skueled til yu hav komtempt for skuelin (G K Chesterton)
63. yu kan get strate a's & flunk life (Walker Perree)
64. yuniversitee is rated more bi the students it tern out than it take in (Robert Kibbee)
1831. skuel bord...
1. after find no won qualified,
the skuel bord appoint David Steel prinsapal (Barrington, RI)
1832. slander...
1. as chast as ies, as pure as sno, still em slander yu (Shakespeer)
2. slander dont hert me kauz em dont hit me (Sokrates, 400bc)
3. slander is like a hornet...if yu kant kill it with swing 1, dont tri (Josh Billings)
4. slander is sharper than a sord (Shakespeer)...most sae "tung is sharper than a sord"
5. slander kill charity (St Benard, 1121)
1833. slang=lingo that roll up its sleevs & gotu werk (Karl Sandberg, 1920)
1834. slave...
1. b4 yu argue for slavery, be a slave for a wile, see how yu like it(Abe Linkoln)
2. giv freedum tu slaves will asshuer freedum for the free (Abe Linkoln)
3. him hu argue for slavery shood be a slave tu see how him like it (Abe Linkoln)
4. I die free
5. I must be mum, how kood we du without shugar & rum (Will Kowper, 1760)
6. if slavery is so grate, wi hav nowwon volunteered tu be a slave (Linkoln)
7. if yu liv under obligashun, yer a slave (Waen Dier)
8. is life so deer & pees so sweet tu bi it with the chaens av slavery? god forbid!
(Patrik Henree, 1770)
9. men prefer tu starv free than be fed slaves (Perl S Buk, 1930)
10. most R slaves av theer stuff (Anwar Elsadat)
11. no naeshun kan long survive half free & half slave (Abe Linkoln)
12. slavery is a weed (Edmund Burk, 1760)
13. slavery tern men intu munkees (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
14. the fyucher depend on be slaves tu masheens (Oskar Wild, 1895)
15. wen elekshuns end, slavery start (Jon W Adams)
16. yer stil a slave even tho yu get a nu master evree 4 yeers (Lisander Spooner, 1840)
1835. sleep...
1. bad dae? Take a nap (Karree Sno)
2. baddest thang...tri tu sleep & kant (F Skot Fitzgerald)
3. better tu sleep onit b4 than lae awake aft (Baltosar Graeseum)
a. sleep onit b4, insted av lae awake nites after (Baltasar Grasian)
4. em hu sae em sleep like a baby dont hav won (Leo Burk)
5. erlee tu bed, erlee tu rise, make a man helthee, rich, & wise (Ben Franklin)
6. erlee tu rise, erlee tu bed, make a man helthee, rich, & ded (James Thurber, 1940)
7. I sleeped like a log.
yes, I herd the sawmill.
8. if we was ment tu pop outta bed, we wood sleep in toesters
9. if yu got as many ideas wen awake as wen yu kant sleep,
yu wood make a forchun (Grif Niblak)
sleep
10. if yu kant sleep, get up & du sumthang (Dale Karnejee)
11. I'll sleep wen I'm ded (Warren Zevon)
12. it is gooder tu thank onit b4 than tu lae awake after (Baltosar Grasian)
13. konshus...annoiing time tween naps
14. kruel wen yu gotta gotu bed wen its still lite outside (Kalvin)
15. laff & the werld laff with yu. Snore & yu sleep alone (Anthone Burges)
16. life happen wen yu kant sleep (Fran Lebowitz)
17. long sleep is best kyuer for wot ael yu (Irish)
18. loudest snorer alwaes get tu sleep first
19. many a problem solv self wile we sleep (Jon Steinbak)
sleep
20. no hope for him hu awake tu alarm klok
21. not asleep, not awake
22. o sleep, o gentel sleep
nachers soft ners (Shakespeer, Henree 4)
23. "sleep-eeter" ...nu werd from guvt krats...em klaem yu kan eet wile asleep
24. "sleep hygiene"...latest werd from guvt krats
em klaem yu gotta avoid naps tu sleep good at nite
25. sleep is a grate wae tu heer an opera
26. sleep is xseelent wae tu listen tu an opra (James Stefens, 1925)
27. sleep like a baby
28. sleep like a log
29. sleep nit up the raveled sleev av kare (Shakespeer, Macbeth)
deth av daes life, sore labers bath
balm av hert minds, naechers koers 2
cheep nerisher in lifes feest
sleep
30. sleep sound as a log
31. sleep til yer hungree, eet til yer sleepy
32. sleep tite=sleep good, grom wen em yuzed ropes under matress insted av springs
33. sleep tite, dont let the bedbugs bite
34. sleep with dogs, get up with flees. (Italy)
35. sleepy as a beer
36. The nonpossabel dreem...get tu sleep (Leo J Burk)
b. tu acheev the nonposabel dreem, tri tu gotu sleep (Jone Klempler)
37. The oenlee xersize me du is sleep & rest (Mark Twain)
38. Theer be a time for werds & a time for sleep (Homer, 500bc)
39. tired make the best pillo (Ben Franklin)
sleep
40. tu sleep, yu gotta stae awake all dae (Fred Nietzsche)
41. yu kant be a hypokrit in yer sleep (Will Hazlit, 1820)
1836. sli...
1. sli as a fox
2. slier than a fox in a chiken koop
1837. slik...
1. Slik as a kow pie on a flat rok
2. slik as a mink
3. slik as a wistel, or kleen as a wistel
4. sliker than sin
1838. slip...
1. many a slip tween kup & lips
2. slip av foot, yu mae rekuver. Slip av tung last forever.
1839. slipree as an eel
1840. slo...
1. slo & stedee win the raes
2. slo as a broke clok
3. slo as a snael
4. slo as ded lies
5. sloer than a herd av turtels, go thru peenut-butter
6. sloer than molasses in January
1840. slogan...
1. 12 full ownses & thats a lot (Pepsi) kost=5 sents in 1950
koke-koke wat 8 oz bak then
2. a chicken in evree pot (kampaen slogan...symbol for prosperitee)
3. a dae without oraenj juis is like a dae without sunshine (Florida Sitrus Kom)
4. a diamond is forever (DeBeers)
5. a littel dab will du ya (Brilkreem)
6. all the nuz that fit tu print (Nu York Times)
7. all yu add is luv (Ralston Purina)
8. arent yu glad yu yuze dial? (soep)
9. be all yu kan (US Army)
slogan
10. best seet in the hous (Jokkee shorts)
11. betcha kant eet just 1 (Laes spud chips)
12. choklut melt in yer mouth, not in yer hands (M & M)
13. dont leev home without it (Amerikan Express)
14. dont mistake slogan for solushun (Edward R Murro)
15. dont treet yer puppy like a dog (Ralston Purina)
16. du her or dont her? (Clairol haer die)
17. dubel the pleshuer, dubel yer fun (Dubelmint gum)
18. fill it tu the rim (Brim koffee)
19. finger-likken good (Kentukee Fried Chikken)
slogan
20. fli the freendlee skies (United Aer Lines)
21. hav it yer wae (Berger King)
22. helpful hardware man (Aes hardware)
23. I kant beleev I ate the hole thang (Alka-seltzer)
24. I'd like tu bi the werld (Koke)
25. inshuer slogan...we insure yu from kradel tu grave
from womb tu tomb
from erekshun tu resurrekshun
26. it keep going & going (Energizer battery)
27. it take a likken & keep on tikken (Timex watch)
28. it take tuff man tu make tender chicken (Perdue)
29. its the reel thang (koke)
slogan
30. just duit (Nike shues)
31. king av beers (Budweiser)
32. Less is more
33. Let yer fingers du the walking (yello paejes)
34. Like a good naber (State Farm inshuer)
35. look ma, no kavitees (Krest toothpaest)
36. mama meea, thats a spiesee meetball (Alka Seltzer)
37. mm mm, good (kambells suep)
38. nobody dont like (Sara Lee)
39. nuthan sae luvin like sumthan in the oven (Pillsbury)
slogan
40. our repaermen R the loenleeest (Matag)
41. pauz that refresh (koke)
42. pleez dont squeez the (Sharmin)
43. plop, plop, fiz, fiz, o wotta releef it iz (Alka selzer)
44. promis her NE-thang, but giv her (Arpaej)
45. quality is job 1 (Ford)
46. reech out & tuch sumwon (AT&T)
47. ring round the kollar (Wisk)
48. run for the border (Tako Bell)
49. see the USA in yer (shevrolae)
slogan
50. snap, krakel, pop (Kellog's ries chrispees)
51. sumthang speshal in the aer (Amerikan Aerlines)
52. the best part av wake up (Folger's koffee)
53. un-kola (7-up)
54. we bring good thangs tu life (GE)
55. we du chikken rite (Kentukee fried chikken)
56. we luv tu fli & it sho (Delta aerline)
57. we tro harder (Avis rent-a-kar)
58. weers the beef? (Wendy's)
59. wen it gotta be theer overnite (Federal Express ("fedex"))
slogan
60. wen it raen, it pore (Morton salt)
61. wons yu pop, yu kant stop (Pringels pot chips)
62. yer in good hands (Allstate inshuer)
63. yu dezerv a brake tudae (McDonalds)
64. yu kum a long wae, babee (Virginia Slims sigs)
1841. sloth is the kee tu poverty
1842. slush fund=munee set aside for speshal purpus
now meen sekret munee for sekret (oft not legal) reesun
1843. slut...
1. as sluttish as irishwoman in Frans (Irish)
1844. small...
1. I dont kare how small the part, as long as its good (Alan Lad)
2. man is small, the nite big & full av wunder (Lord Dunsae)
3. small as a mustard seed
4. small ax kut down big tree (Ben Franklin)
5. small kids giv yu hedaek, big kids hartaek (Russya)
6. small leek kan sink big ship, & big men, big biz, big naeshun
7. small men imitate, big man originate
8. small talk is all a littel man kan handel
9. small town...wen I dont no wot I du, sumwon els no & tell me
10. Theer R no small parts, oenlee small akters (Melane Griffith)
1845. smart...
see also...dum
1. as smart as a steel trap
2. avoid taxes is smart & rewarding (Jon M Keens)
3. be smart but dont sho it (Luis Maer)
4. dont hafta be smart tu see wotz under yer nose (Wistan Auden)
5. Dont make dum mistakes, make smart wons (Jon Peel)
6. dum beleev in luk. Smart beleev in kauz & effekt (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
7. dum kan see rong anser. Smart kan see rong quesshun (Tony Jae)
8. efishent=smart lazy (David Dunham)
9. Hoers is smart...it never go broke bi bet on a man (Will Rogers)
smart
10. I wood insult yu, but yer not smart nuff tu notis
11. if the smart dont du politiks, em R ruled bi the dum (Plato)
b.if yu R tu smart tu du politiks, yu R punished bi guvt av the dum (plato)
12. if yu R smart nuff tu ask the rite quesshun, xpert no the anser
13. if yu thank yer boss is dum,
remember yu woodnt hav a job if him was smart (Albert Grant)
14. individual is smart, org is dum (Jon Bentlee)
15. man is a smart animal hu akt like imbasil (Albert Schweitzer)
16. NE-won hu is smart is not fit tu werk for the guvt (Ambrose Beers)
17. not possabel tu make it foolpruef kauz fools R smarter (or dummer) than yu
18. smart alek=klever konseeted noit-all (oft a krook)(1840)
19. smart Amerikans blo horns tu brake up traffik jams (Mary E Kellee)
smart
20. smart as a tak
21. smart as a whip
22. smart folks forgo luxrees now so em kan bi gotta-hav later
23. smart folks R never happy (Ernest Hemingwae)
24. smart man kant imajin poor (Charles Pegi, 1910)
25. smart man make it bigger, more komplex, more violent.
jeenyus make it simpel (E F Shumaeker)
26. smart man no wot tu sae, wise man wen tu sae it (Frank M Garafola)
27. so smart him no 9 tungs, so dum him bot a kow tu ride on (Ben Franklin)
28. Thangs man invent dont sho him smart, it sho him lazy (Mark Kennedy)
29. The boy hu was not good nuff for yer dotter
kan father the smartest grandkid in the werld (Ju)
smart
30. the problem is the dum R shuer, smart folks R full av dout (Berstrand Russel)
31. tu be smart nuff tu get rich,
yu gotta be dull nuff tu want it (Gilbert K Chesterton,1910)
32. wi R kids so smart & adults so dum? Must the the skuels (Alex Dumas)
33. yu get old tu soon & smart tu late
1846. smarts... ("intelligence" or "intellectual" in krat speek)
1. advertise=suspend human smarts long nuff tu get munee outta em (Steev Leekok)
2. as far as me no, the gospel never menshun smarts (Berdstrand Russel)
3. character is hier than smarts (Ralf W Emersun)
4. chess is the biggest waest av smarts sept for advertise (Raemond Chandler)
5. did I get mi smarts from yu grandma?
no, I stil hav mine
6. I hav big mind, sumtimes take 2 weeks tu make up mi mind (Mark Twaen)
7. I wished TV had nob tu ternup its smarts
it hav brite nob, but it dont werk
8. I wont insult yer smarts bi impli yu beleev wot yu sae (Will F Buklee)
9. if not for intellectual snobs, art wood die with its starving akters (Aldous Huxlee)
smarts
10. im not smart, but I stik tuit longer (A Einstein)
11. Intelligens...yu make it without skulin
Skulin ...yu get along without intelligens (Al E Wiggam)
12. intelligens test sho man how smart him wood be tu not take the test (Larens J Peter)
13. many thank polysilabels is a sine av intelligens (Barbara Walters)
[many thank the longer the werd, the smarter yu R]
14. most irritating...dum klod make more sens than intalektshual (Don Herod)
15. NE man hu pit his smarts ginst fish, got it kummin (Jon Steinbak)
16. nuff with the fountin av yueth, weers the fountin av smarts?
17. skeptik is the chasity av the intellekt (Jorj Santayana, 1900)
18. smarts is strong, but dont hav personality (Einstein)
19. sum take more kare tu hide theer wisdum than theer folly (Jonathan Swith, 1711)
smarts
20. the werld is run bi c & d students (Al McGuir)
21. tu perswaed, yu gotta appeel tu interest, not tu smarts (Ben Franklin)
22. we hav nuff yueth, weer's the fountin av smarts?
23. yuze yer braen, & NE braen yu kan borro (Woodwil Wilsun)
1847. smell...
1. raenk villun smell offend the nose (Shakespeer)
2. smell a rat=sumthang rong, suspishus
1848. smile... (smiles in krat speek)
1. a good naber smile over the bak fens but dont klimb over it (Arthur Baer)
2. a smile beget a smile
3. a smile is better than a poke in the ie (Doug Horton)
4. a smile is the lite av yer faes tu sho the hart is home
b. is the lite in the windo av yer faes
5. a smile kyuer the frown that wuend (Shakespeer)
6. a werthwile man will smile wen evreethang go rong (Ella Wilkox)
7. all smile in the same tung
8. beware the villun hu smile (Shakespeer)
9. byutee is power; smile is its sord (Charles Reed)
smile
10. deth smile at us all. All we kan du is smile bak (Gladiater)
11. dont reli on the glory of the morning or the smiles of yer mother-in-law. (Jap)
12. if forchun smile, hu dont? If it dont, hu du? (Chineez)
13. if yu dont hav a smile, I'll giv yu 1
14. if yu smile wen thangs go rong, yu plan tu blame sumwon
15 if yu want happy, I'm yer smile
16. if yu want tu spoil the dae for a grouch, giv him a smile
17. it take 26 musels tu smile, 62 tu frown (folk lore)
b. 17 musels tu smile, 43 tu frown (folk lore)
18. look bak & smile (Sir Walter Skot, 1810)
19. pak up yer turbels in yer old kit-bag & smile, smile, smile (Jorj Asof)
smile
20. plae war with a smile. If yu kant smile, grin.
If yu kant grin, get outta the wae (W Churchil)
21. rinkels sho weer smiles was (Mark Twain)
22. smile...it make folks wunder wot yu R up tu
23. smile=cheep makeover for yer faes
24. smile=cheep wae tu chaenj yer looks (Charles Gardee)
25. smile=kerv that set thangs strate
26. smile=lite in windo tu sae the hart is home
27. smile and the werld smile with yu, frown & em frown at yu
28. smile and the werld smile with yu, laff & em thank yer nuts
29. smile at him, him mite smile bak
smile
30. smile is a kerv that set thangs strate (Filis Diller)
31. smile is powerful nuff tu brake ies
32. smile is werth 1000 werds
33. smile keep yer faes yuethful (Frank Burges, 1900)
34. smile kost nuthang
35. smile speek all tungs
36. smile wen yu get robbed & steel from the theef (Shakespeer, Othelo)
37. start the dae with a smile & be dun with it (W C Feelds, 1920)
38. tu giv is hard, tu add a smile eezee (Jeen Brufre, 1680)
39. weer a smile...1 size fit all
smile
40. werld look briter behind smile
41. wot delite wedded folk take as em smile at the bride (Sam Pepys, 1670)
42. yer not dressed without a smile (Martin Charnin)
43. yer smile is just under yer nose
44. yu didnt luze yer smile, its rite under yer nose
1849. smiles open many doors
1850. smog...
1. the smog was so bad, I felt the sites & went home
1851. smoke... ("smoking" in superkrat)
1. 1000 amerikans stop smoking evree dae...em die
2. best wae tu stop...stop, no ifs, ands, or buts (Edith Zittler)
3. cbs nuz...1. Edward R Murro died av lung kanser
2. sig kommershal [just after story av die from kanser]
4. dont thro sig buts in pee-pot. It make em wet & hard tu lite.
5. eezee tu stop smoking. Me no kauz me stopped 1000 times (Mark Twaen)
b.Tu stop smoking iz eezee. Me otta no. Me did it 1000 times.
6. I stopped smoking agin. I feel good. Homisidikal, but good.
I'm a nu man...irratabel, moody, depressed, rude. (A P Herbert)
7. If em thretened me with hard werk, I mite stop [smoking] (Minon Mclaughlin, 1966)
8. If I see yu smoking, I assume yer on fire & will water yu (Doug Adams)
9. If yu smoke, take yer but outside
smoke
10. illushun av tubak...we thank we du sumthang, but dont (Ralf W Emersun)
11. kanser kyuer smoke
12. lothsum tu the Ie
hateful tu the nose
hert the braen
danjerus tu the lungs
the blak, stinking fume the horribel Stigian bottomless pit (King James 1, 1604)
13. many liv on tubak & hope
won is smoke, the other wind (Robert Ayton)
14. never smoke wen asleep, alwaes smoke wen awake (Mark Twaen)
15. sig=pipe with fire at 1 end & fool at the other.
16. sigs=killers that run in paks
17. smoke get in yer ie
18. smoke kill men & kyuer ded hogs (Jorj D Prentis)
19. smoke that in yer pipe
smoke
20. smoking gun=kot in the akt, solid kleer evidens
21. smoking is a leeding kauz av statistiks
22. smoking sekshun in eeterree is like pee sekshun in swin pool
23. smoking kills. If yer ded, yu lost portant part av yer life (Brook Sheelds)
24. stop smokin is the eezeeest thang tu du
me otta no, kauz me did it 1000 times (Mark Twain)
25. the sig smoke, yer the sukker
26. tukak...kauz kanser, staen teeth, smelly, make yu hak & puke (Arazona state ad)
1852. Smooth...
1. Smooth as glass
2. Smooth as silk,
3. Smooth sees dont make skillful saeler. (Afrika)
1853. Snake...
1. Snake in the grass=sneeky, trecherus (Virgil, 50bc & Chauser, 1387)
1854. sno...
1. as pure as the driven sno
2. good thang bout sno, it make yer yard look as good as the naber's (Klide Moor)
3. His beard is wite as sno
4. sno dont kare hu it fall on (E E Kummings)
5. sno is very fragjile, but look how the flakes stik tugether
b. snoflakes R frajiel, but look wot happen wen em stik tugether (Vesta Kelly)
6. snomen fall from heven...assemblee required
7. solitude is bird traks in the sno (Ed Hoagland)
8. Sum like sno. I find it a silly wae tu freez water (Karl Reiner)
9. theer mae be sno on the roof, but theer is fire in the stove
10. weer du the wite go wen sno melt?
11. wite as sno
1855. snug as a bug in a rug=warm, kumfee, koezee (Shakespeer)
Ben Franklin sed it in 1772 & that made it popular
1856. so...
1. So broke...if it took a quarter tu leev town, kant kross the street
2. so kloes and yet so far (awae)
b. so neer & yet so far=just outta reech (Tennyson, 1850)
3. So kountree, him still hav kordwood on his breth
4. so many werlds, so much tudu, so littel dun, so much tu be (Alfred Tennysun, 1890)
5. so much eezeeer tu be kritikal than tu be rite (Disraeli)
6. So sweet, hunee drip off her tung
7. so the wind, reep the whirlwind
8. so tite him squeek
9. so wild oats all week long, prae for a bad krop on Sundae
1857. sober as a judj
1858. soe...=old vershun av "tu plant"
1. he soed many wild oets & hope for krop faelyuer
2. soe wild oets=yuethful vies=waest time=werthless or yuzeless
the wild oet seed look like reel, but human gut kant take it...kauz kramps
3. soe wild oets all week long - prae for a bad crop on Sundae
4. soe the wind, reep the whirlwind
1859. soep opra... (soap opera in krat speek)
1. soep opra=radio or TV program av loe klass
original was sponsered bi ads for a soep maker
1860. soer like an eegel
1861. soft...
1. soft anser tern awae rath (Proverbs)
2. soft petal=go eezee onit, treet it nies
3. soft soep =flatter
4. speek soft & karee a big stik, & yu go far (Theodore Roosevelt)
1862. sold for a song=brot in very littel munee
1863. soldyer... (soldier in krat speek)
1. as yu gotu war, remember yer ansesters & yer desendents (Tacitus, 90ad)
2. evree sitizen shood be a soldyer (Tom Jeffersun)
3. foolish tu morn the ded. Thank god such men lived (Jorj Patton)
4. I wanna see yu shuet the wae yu shout (Teddy Roosevelt)
5. patriot volunteer make best soldyer (Tom J Jaksun)
6. theers not tu reesun wi, theers tu du or die (Alfred Tenysun, 1850)
1864. sole...tipe 1 (1 or oenlee)
1. akt is sole expresshun av ethiks (Jane Adams)
2. books R the sole instrument tu transmit thot (Harry S Truman)
3. for NE org tu klaem sole responsability for viktree is mad (Ted Danson)
4. guvt is not the sole anser (Jeb Bush)
5. happines av the folks is the sole end [purpus] av guvt (Sam Adams)
6. hopeful disposhishun is not the sole qualifikashun for a profet (W Churchil)
7. I thank the dodo was invented with sole purpus tu bekum extinkt (Will Kuppy)
8. if tu make kids was the sole funkshun av sex, ....... (Edward O Wilsun)
9. if yu make siens yer sole gide, relijun gotta go (Jon Burroes)
sole 1
10. konsume is the sole end & purpus av produes (Adam Smith)
11. man is naeshuers sole mistake (Will S Gilbert)
12. mi sole ambishun is tu drink
13. naked truth must be the sole rekkomendashun av rited werd (Ed Gibbon)
14. party leed tu korrupt laws, sole purpus is tu defeet other partees (James F Cooper)
15. prejudjus is sole riter av infamees (Marquis de Sada, 1770)
16. skueling is no longer the sole property av the state (Peter F Drukker)
[skueling is no longer a state monopoly]
17. sole advantaej av power is yu kan du more good (Baltasar Gracian)
18. sole aem av punish is tu prevent krime.
This idea is as dubeus as idea yu kan prevent provertee (Henree l Menken)
19. sole ammo av the supreem kort is publik trust (Irving R Kaufman)
sole 1
20. sole hope av human salvahsun is teech man (Jorj B Shaw)
21. sole kauz av man not happy: dont no how tu stae quiet. (Blais Paskal)
22. sole meening av life...serv humans (Leo N Tosloy)
23. sole purpus av a party is not tu hav fun (P J O'Rourk)
24. sole purpus av Biz is servis (Leo Bernet) [thats his pinyun]
25. sole purpus av humans is tu lite the dark (Karl G Jung)
26. sukses is the sole judj av rite or rong (Aldolf Hitler)
27. the braen is not the sole organ that thank (Alic Blakwell) [her dont sae wot els thank]
28. theer sole klaem tu profudity is tu find sepshuns tu rules (Paul eldridj)
29. tu take miself outta self is the sole purpus av riting (Lord Bryon)
sole 1
30. we R the sole kauz av our problems (Sofokeles)
31. we wood not take a see trip for the sole pleshuer av see stuff.
Reel purpos is tu talk about it after (Blaes Paskal)
32. yu kant make 1 persun the sole fokus (Paul Bremer) [dont fokus on just 1]
33. yu R the sole judj av wot is true (Russel R Legget)
1865. sole...tipe 2 (sole=bottom av a shue)
1. 2 dum tu pore pis outta a boot with instrukshuns on the sole (Garrison Keiller)
1866. sole...tipe 3 (soul in krat speek)
1. akt like yu R in heven, weer all soles R the same (Jorj B Shaw, Pygmalion)
2. bad sole is more kommom & more danjerus than sik body (Cicero)
3. dog hav the sole av a filosofer (Plato)
4. dress messy is yu wanna, but keep tidy sole (Mark Twaen)
5. evree artist dip his brush in his sole (Henree W Beechrer)
6. faeth=sole dare tu go farther than it kan (Will N Klark)
7. Folks dont see yer sole & pass bi (Vinsent van Go)
8. Freends = 1 sole in 2 bodees (Aristotel)
9. giv me the spirit, Master Shallo (Shakespeer, Henree 4)
sole 3
10. I kant beer hideeus sole (Oskar Wild)
11. I put mi hart & sole intu mi werk & lost mi mind (Vinsent van Go)
12. I thro wide open the windo tu mi sole (Jon G Wittier)
13. if it satisfi the sole, it is true (Walt Witman)
14. if sumthang hert yer ie, yu werk onit at wons.
if sumthang hert yer sole, yu postpone it tu next yeer (Horas)
15. if yu see folks as em R, em stink (Aktave Mirbo)
16. keep body & sole tugether; never despare (Jules Vern)
17. konfes is good for konshus, but bipass sole (Mignon McLauchlin, 1960)
18. laff spark the sole
19. muve tu the rithm av the sole & yu wont miss a beet (Viki Virk)
sole 3
20. muzik kalm the sole (Martin Luther)
21. nuthang kan deflekt a determined sole (Ella W Wilkox)
22. prae for the sole. Hope yer well, not in Hell.
outta fri pan intu purgatory fire (James Jois)
23. preest sae yer sole is werth all the gold in the werld.
Merchant sae not werth a plugged nikel (Oskar Wild)
24. see is a mity sole, moen av big sorro, shut up inside forever (Lucy M Montgomery)
25. sole hav the power tu make yu happy (Mark Aurelius)
26. sole is born old & gro yung (Osker Wild)
27. sole kyuer the senses; senses kyuer the sole (Oskar Wild)
28. sole liv bi wot it feed on (Jo G Holland)
29. sole mae sleep, body be happy, but oenlee wen yer yung (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
sole 3
30. sole yunite wot yu luv (Tom Karliel)
31. strong sole persist & persaveer (Tom Karliel)
32. the see speek tu the sole, enfold body in soft embraes (Kate Chopin)
33. the sole kant yuze munee (Henree D Thoro)
34. the sole need a pikchuer (Aristotel)
35. the sole that kers suffering die (Tony Porchia, 1943)
36. til yu find life interesting, yu havent found yer sole (Geoffree Fisher)
37. tu eezee tu borro redee-made sole (Tony Saint-Exupey, 1942)
38. we liv bi wot is reel. The sole is the ideel we liv for (Vikter Hugo)
39. werk the body is good for the body.
Werk the sole is good for the sole. (Henree D Thoro)
sole 3
40. wisdum is tu the sole as helth tu the body (De Saint-reel)
41. wot a kontrast...green land outside, inside sole rakked with dout (Arthur Konan Doyel)
42. yer best retreet [haven] is yer sole (Mark Aurelius)
43. yer sole gotta be cheerful or make it so with werk (Fred Nietzshe)
44. yer sole hav much preshus stuff nowon kan steel (Oskar Wild)
b. yer sole hav infinite preshus thangs nowon kan steel
45. yer vois is the output av the sole (Longfello)
46. yu hav a body. Yu R the sole (C S Luis)
1867. solem...
1. evreethang hav 2 faeses...ridikulus outside, solem inside (Olive Shreiner)
1868. solid as a hous av kards
1869. solitude...
see also...lonely
1. a grate man kan be alone in a krowd (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
2. a man av the werld liv in his aej, in solitude liv in all aejes (Will Mathyu)
3. all grate men gro up alone (Tom Karliel, 1835)
4. alone kan be lonely or solitare (Paul Jon Tillish)
5. best kompanyun is solitude (Henree D Thoro, 1854 (Walden))
6. better minds stae alone (Al Huxlee, 1940)
7. go awae (H G Wells, 1900)
8. happiness so fine, solitude sublime (Jon Keets, 1835)
9. how long sins yu visited self? (Morris Adler)
solitude
10. I am happiest in buzy solitude (Voltaer)
11. I never found a kompanyon as good as solitude (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
12. I prefer tu sit on a pumpkin than be krowded on a velvet kushun (Henree Thoro)
13. I went tu the woods tu liv alone
did not want tu die and not liv (Henree D Thoro, 1854)
14. if yer afraed tu be lonelee, dont wed (Anton Chekhov, 1900)
15. if yu wanna meet god, go alone (Walter Landor, 1800)
16. leev me alone (Greta Garbo)
17. loneleeness thrive in the midst av krowds. (Maryo Mans)
18. oenlee a quiet mind kan see the werld (Hans Margolus)
19. ships pass in the nite, then dark & silent (Henree W Longfello)
solitude
20. sivilized man valyu the rite tu be alone (Luis D Brandies, 1890)
21. society is very tens. We need solitude tu rekuver (Helen Haes)
22. solitary trees gro strong (W Churchil)
23. solitude beget wimsees (Mary W Montagu, 1720)
24. solitude cherish the good & destroy the bad (Sidnee Smith, 1810)
25. solitude is bird traks in the sno (Ed Hoagland)
26. solitude is delishus (A Einstein)
27. solitude is eshenshal. Man kum intu this werld alone
& leev it alone (Tom DeQuinsee, 1820)
28. solitude is mi freend (Charles DeGaul, 1960)
29. solitude is not praktikal, sosietee is fatal (Ralf W Emersun)
solitude
30. solitude is silent (Deetrich Bonhoffer, 1945)
31. solitude is skuel av jeenyus (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
32. solitude is weer yu R leest alone (Lord Byron, 1820)
33. solitude kan be heddee wine or bitter tonik (Kolett)
34. solitude sho yu wot shood be (Robert Seesel, 1860)
35. strong man is stongest alone (JonVonSchiller, 1800)
36. the good & wise leed quiet lives (Euripides, 440 bc)
37. thotful sole retire tu solitude (Omar Kaeyam, 1090)
38. we walk alone thru the werld (Ralf W Emersun)
39. wen solitary, dont idel (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
solitude
40. yu kan be self oenlee if alone (Art Shopenhower, 1830)
41. yu R leest alone in solitude (Lord Bryon)
42. yu R the oenlee konpanyon yu hav from birth tu deth (Eda leShan)
43. yu thank alone (Tom A Edisun, 1900)
1870. solomon...
1. wi was Solomon so wise? He had so many wifes tu giv him advise.
1871. solushun... (solution in krat speek)
1. aft ship sank, all tell the reesun wi (Italyun)
2. be part av the kyuer, not part av the problem
3. off the rak solushuns dont fit (Fran Giroud)
4. theer is a wae, look for it (Ernest Fitzgerld)
1872. Son av a gun...Brit warships wen in "exotik" ports...saelers brot nativ wemen on ship
hav sex neer the guns. If wemen hav kids, em bekum sun av gun
1873. Sooner...
1. Sooner get blood out av a tyrbuo
1874. sord... (sword in krat speek)
1. em hu beeted theer sords intu plows now werk for em hu didnt
2. fall on yer sord (suiside)
3. gluttonee kill more than the sord
4. humor...1. humor is a rubber sord. Yu make a point without bloodshed (Mary Hirsh)
5. liv bi the sord, die bi the sord (Mathyu)
6. munee is sharper than a sord
7. no sord bite as deep as an evil tung
8. The pen iz miteeer than the sord (Ed Buluer)
9. the pen is miteeer than the sord, but no match for an akkountant (Jon Glansee)
1875. sorry, the kookee monster got it first
1876. soshal, soshalize... (society, socializing in krat speek)
1. Amerikans blo horns tu brake up traffik jams (Mary E Kellee)
2. Dont waest time on shoshal quesshuns (Jorj B Shaw)
The problem with the poor is em R poor.
The problem with the rich is em R yuzeless.
3. du rite & rong depend on popular pinyun? (Will L Garrison)
4. folks pae more tu be amuzed than tu be skueled (Robert C Savage)
5. human sosietees R dezined tu keep good men down (Jon W Gardner)
6. I go out & get nu appetite tu be alone (Lord Byron, 1820)
7. it wood be gooder tu get the pill from a slot masheen
and require preskribe drug from dokter tu get sigs
8. life is reduesed tu get food outta kans & plastik bags (Martin H Fisher)
9. man is the oenlee soshal beest av prae (Jon Gae, 1720)
soshal
10. men av jeenyus R dull in sosietee (Henree W Longfello, 1860)
11. modern sosiitee polish & deekorate the kaej we liv in (Nurmalananda)
12. no grate man kood get thru the personnel offis (Paul Goodman, 1956)
13. our planet is the mad-hous av the werld (Jon Goethe)
14. raskals R alwaes soshalabel, its a pity (Arthur Shopenhower, 1820)
15. sik tu be well-adjusted tu sik sosietee (Krishnamuri)
16. society is very tens. We need solitude tu rekuver (Helen Haes)
17. soshal siens...oenlee konklude is: sum du, sum dont (Ernist Rutherford)
b. the oenlee result from "soshal siens" is "sum du, sum dont"
18. soshalize...keep tugether like pigs tu keep eech other warm (Henree D Thoro, 1850)
19. soshalize...purpus is tu waest theer time, not yers (Oskar Wild, 1890)
soshal
20. The gold star yer kid get in skuel is his intro tu Guvt graft (Filip Wilee, 1942)
21. the trubel av our times...2 many sineposts, no direkshun
22. the trubel av our times...the fyucher is not wot it yuzed tu be (Paul Valeree)
23. the werld is so over-managed, nowon no hu tu komplaen tu (Ronald Firbank)
24. we mae be the best-informed sosietee tu die ignorant (Rueben Blades)
25. wemen av fashun kum tu see & be seed (Ben Jonsun, 1610)
26. yer required tu pretend tu respekt institutes yu thank absurd (Oktave Mirbo)
27. yer xtra uglee tunite madam, is it kauz we hav kumpanee? (Al Jarree, 1900)
1877. Sour as a lemon gargle
1878. South
1. The South hav ies but dont see, eers & dont heer (Linkoln, 1860)
1878. spaes... (outter spaes, spaes program) (space in krat speek)
1. dont tell me man dont belong out theer (Werner VonBraun, 1950)
2. during an eklips, the man in the moon hav a plaes in the sun
3. I slipped the surly bonds av erth & tuched the faes av god (Jon G Magee)
4. Spaes is 10 minuts strate up (Fred Hoyle)
5. The ski is no longer the limit (Richard M Nixon, 1960)
6. Til em kum from theer planet, I waet paeshent (Marleen Dietrich, 1980)
7. we send man intu outter spaes,
kauz we giv up on tri tu go 5 miles tu werk evree dae (Bill Vauham)
1879.
spaes milestones...big steps intu spaes
1. first satellite...Sputnit 1, USSR, 4 Oct 57, 184 pounds
2. first animal in spaes=sputnit 2, ussr, 3 Nov 57
3. first US satellite...31 Jan 1958, explorer (Army)
4. NASA formed from NACA, 2 Jan 1959
5. hit moon, 13 Sep 1959, Rusya Luna 2 (liftoff on 12 Sep)
6. piks av the bak side av moon, 4 Oct 1959, Rusya Luna 3
7. first wether sat=Tiros, 1 Apr 1960 (US)
8. first astronaut=Yugi Gagarin, 12 Apr 1961, USSR, 1 orbit=1 our 48 min
9. first US astronaut=Jon Glen, 20Feb 1962, 3 orbits=4 hr 56 min
spaes milestones
10. first walk in spaes, 18 Mar 1965, USSR, 12 minuts
11. first piks av Mars from fli-bi man-made kraft, 14 July 1965, Mariner 4
12. first kraft tu land on moon, 3 Feb 66, Luna 9
13. US land on moon, 2 Jun 1966, Survaeer 1
14. Disaster 1, 27 Jan 1967...3 us astronauts killed on ground, fire in test kapsule
15. Disaster 2, 24 Apr 1967...USSR sat Soyuz 1 krashed on retern from orbit
kill Komarov
16. Venus probe, USSR, go down intu atmosfeer
17. moon orbit, USSR, 15 Sep 1968, Zond 5
18. Appolo 7, US, 11 Oct 68, us orbit, Walter Schirra
19. Appolo 8, moon orbit, 21 Des 1968, Frank Borman, 10 orbits, 6 daes in spaes
spaes milestones
20. Appolo 11, first man on the moon, 20 July 1969, Neel Armstrong
21. Appolo 13, 11 Apr 1970, neer disaster...Oxygen tanks bloed up on wae tu moon
22. USSR, robot land on moon, 17 Nov 1970, muve around for 11 daes
23. USSR, probe land on Venus, 15 Des 1970
24. USSR, spaes staeshun, 19 Apr 71, Salyut 1, in orbit 2 yrs
25. Appolo 15, 30 July 71, astronauts ride on moon in lunar rover
26. sat orbit Mars, 13 Nov 71, US Mariner 7, take piks av Mars
27. blak hole, Des 1972, Sientists sae Cigna x-1 is a blak hole
28. US spaes staeshun, 14 Mar 73, Skilab
29. USSR probe land on Venus & send bak piks, Oct 1975
spaes milestones
30. US Viking 1 land on Mars & send bak piks, 20 July 1976
31. US Viking 2 see frost on Mars, Sep 1976
32. Vorager 1&2 launched in 1977, fli bi Jupiter in 79, & bi Saturn in 1980
33. Dec 1978, US probe tu Venus, paeloed split, 1 in orbit, other probe intu atmosfee
34. 5 Mar 79...Voyager 1 get tu Jupiter, take piks
35. 9 Jul 79...Voyager 2 get tu Jupiter, take piks
36. 1 Sep 79...first piks av Saturn from man-made spaeskraft
37. 12 Apr 81, US spaes shuttel launch 1, man in orbit
38. 1 Mar 82, USSR Venus probe land & pik at the dirt theer
39. 13 Mae 82, USSR astronauts stae in orbit 211 daes
spaes milestones
40. 11 Nov 82, US shuttel launch 5 is kalled the first "operashunal" launch
41. 19 Jun 83, Sally Ride is first US woman in spaes, on spaes shuttel
42. 24 Jan 86, Voyager 2 go bi Uranus
43. 28 Jan 86, Spaes shuttel Challenger bloe up 1 min intu launch, 7 die
44. Des 87, USSR artronaut in orbit 326 daes
45. 25 Aug 89, Voyager 2 at Neptune
46. 24 Apr 90, Hubbel Spaes Teleskope in orbit
47. 10 Aug 90, US venus probe, Magellan orbit Venus, radar tu look thru klouds
48. 02 Des 93, US shuttel Endever gotu Hubbel tu fix the teleskope
49. 25 Jun 95, US shuttel dok with USSR spaes staeshun MIR
spaes milestones
50. 07 Des 95, US kraft Galileo orbit Jupiter, send 2 probes intu atmosfeer
it orbit & send bak data for 2 yeers
51. 04 Jul 97, US Pathfinder land on Mars & send rover running around
52. 20 Nov 98, USSR launch module 1 for ISS=internashunal Spaes Staeshun
53. 04 Des 98, US launch next module for the ISS
54. 14 Feb 2000, US probe get tu asteroid Eros for 1 yeer av look
on 12 Feb 01, it land on the asteroid
55. 14 Feb 01, 100th US spaes walk
56. 28 Apr 01, first spaes tuerist...Dennis Tito paed 20 milyun $ tu fli
on Soviet rokket tu ISS
57. 11 Oct 02, shuttel launch 100, orbiter=Diskuvree
58. 01 Feb 03, disaster 2, US shuttel Columbia brake up on entree, 7 ded
59. 03 & 25 Jan 04...2 US "spirit" rovers land on Mars
spaes milestones
60. 21 Jun 94...first private manned spaes kraft "Spaesship 1"
suborbit go 62 miles hi, dezined bi Burt Rutan
61. 01 Jul 04...US, Cassini probe orbit Saturn, 7 yrs after launch
14 Jun 05...probe from Cassini land on Titan (Saturn moon)
62. 04 Jul 05...US, deep impakt kraft send blunt instrument intu komet Tempel 1
rest av probe take piks
63. 26 Jul 05...US, diskuvery Spaes shuttel (sts 114)...first launch sins disaster 2
NASA: landed 9 Aug 05
64. 15 Jan 06...US, stardust mishun reterned komet dust
tu erth after 2.9 bilyun miles in spaes
65. 04 Jul 06...US, Diskuvery shuttel (sts 121)
66. 09 Sep 06...US, Diskuvery shuttel (sts 115)
67. 09 Des 06...US, Diskuvery shuttel launch
68. 08 Jun 07...US, Endever shuttel launch (sts 117)
69. 09 Aug 07...US, Endever shuttel launch
119 spaes shuttel launches
1880. spare the rod and spoil the kid (Sam Butler, 1664)
1881. speech... (speeches in krat speek)
see also...speek
1. alwaes be shorter than NE-1 dared hope (Lord reeding)
2. be sinseer, be breef, be seeted (FDR)
3. blessed is the man with nuthang tu sae hu dont provide werdee pruef (Jorj Eliot)
4. eloquent man is byuteeful speeker but skroundrel at hart (Ralf W Emersun, 1845)
5. it take me 3 weeks tu prep for impromptu speech (Mark Twaen)
6. klap b4 speech=faeth
klap during speech=hope
klap aft speech=charity
7. publik speech...dilute 2-minut idea intu 2-our vokabularee sho
8. speech=art av stifel & suspend thot (Karliel)
9. sumtimes the dif tween good & bad speech is a nap.
10. veteran speekers muve around a lot. Muving target is harder tu hit
11. wen him sae "I'm no speechmaker", wi dont him stop theer? (Kin Hubbard)
1882. speed...
1. problem with speed reeding...yu reed hole book b4 yu realize it was dull
2. speed substitute for akkurate
1883. speek... (speaking in krat speek)
1. bad tu talk with mouth full, badder if hed is emptee
2. fool talk, wise speek (Ben Jonsun)
3. if evreewon thank b4 speek, the silens wood deffen (Jorj Barzan)
4. I'm most eloquent wen I dont speek (wen I stae silent)
5. it is better tu be silent & let em thank yu R a fool
than speek & remuev all dout (Abe Linkoln)
6. "kant stae quiet" is 1 av the big failing av mankind (Walter Bagehot)
7. kloesed mouth gather no feet
8. lite go faster than sound...that wi most folk look brite til yu heer em speek
9. speek av the devil and him kum in the door
b. speek av the devil and poof, him is heer (Italy)
old superstishun that if yu sae "devil", him appeer
speek
10. speek little, heer much
11. speek littel tu others, much tu self (Dane)
12. speek oenlee if yu impruve on silens (Spaen)
13. speek soft & bring a big, meen doberman (Dave Millman)
14. speek soft & karee a big stik, & yu go far (Theodore Roosevelt)
15. speek soft & karee a sell fone (nu modern)
16. speek true, then run for yer life
17. speek wen mad & it will be best speech yu will regret (Ambrose Beers)
18. speeker...eet meel him dont want b4 get up and tell storees him dont member
tu folks hu alredee herd it
19. the more yu sae, the less em remember
speek
20. wen speeker sae "tu make a long story short", its 2 late
21. wi du we thank faster than we speek?
maby tu hav time tu thank agin (Bill Waterman)
22. yu kant speek so all understand (karl Popper)
1884. speereeans... ("experience" in krat speek)
1. aft dokter kill 2 or 3 paeshents, him hav speereeans (Hindu)
2. Experience is the best teecher
3. good judjment kum from speereeans, speereeans kum from bad judjment (Rita Mae Brown)
4. Humans R yuneek kauz em kan lern from speereeans
but most tri so hard not tu (Douglas Adams)
5. if yu karry a kat bi the tael, yu lern sumthang yu kant lern NE other wae (Mark Twaen)
6. lern from the mistakes av others. Yu dont hav time tu foul up that much (Al Seinwold)
7. speereeans...test kum first, then the lessun
8. speereeans...the komb nacher giv yu after yu go bald
9. speereeans...the sinking feeling yu made this mistake b4
speereeans
10. speereeans...yu get it aft yu need it
11. speereeans=mistakes (Oskar Wild)
12. speereeans=wot yu du with wot happen tu yu (Al Leo Huxlee, 1932)
13. speereeans is hard teech...no grads, no degree, sum survive
14. speereeans is wot yu hav left wen all els is gon
15. speereeans is wot yu kall yer mistakes
16. the taest av defeet is rich with speereeans (Bill Bradlee)
17. tu lern, spend less time in library with Plato,
more time on bus with folks (Simon Strunski)
18. xpeereans...yu get it after yu need it
19. xpeereans is a fansee werd for mistake (Oskar Wild, 1896)
speereeans
20. xpeereans is a hard teecher, but fools wont lern NE other wae (Ben Franklin)
21. xpeereans is not free (Oskar Wild)
22. xpeereans is the best teech [or teecher] (Aesop, 600bc)
23. xpereeans is the marvelus thang that
make yu reknize mistake wen yu duit agin (F P Jones)
24. xpereeans is the mother av wisdum
25. xpeereans is the sinking feeling yu made this mistake b4
26. xpeereans is wot yu get wen yu spekt sumthang els
27. xpeereans is wot yu kall yer mistakes (Oskar Wild)
28. xpeereans meen yu make nu mistakes insted av old mistakes
29. yu get xpeereans after yu need it
30. yu kan see yer mistake aft yu duit 2 or 3 times (Franklin Jones)
1885. spekt... (expect in krat speek)
1. 1 gift, em appresheeate, more & em spekt stil more
2. ask for the nonpossabel, yu mae get the next best thang (Erl Nitengale, 1950)
3. blessed is him hu spekt nuthang, for him shall never be disapointed (Ben Franklin)
4. dont base yer life on wot others spekt [av yu] (Steev Wunder)
5. dont spekt tu win evreetime yu get tu bat (F D Roosevelt)
6. giv em more than em spekt, that is the kee tu sukses
7. good is not good wen yu spekt more (Tom Fuller, 1650)
8. if sumthang kan go rong, it will...see murfees law
9. life is wot yu spekt av it (horaes, 10bc)
10. nuthang is ever a good as yu spekt
11. spekt evreethang, prep for nuthang (Ann Swetchine, 1850)
12. spekt nuthang, liv frugal, hope for plesant sprize (Alis Walker)
13. spekt the baddest, hope for the best
14. spekt the best & baddest from man, same as the wether (Frenchman, 1740)
15. spekt the best, prep for the baddest
16. "spekt the unexpected"...that wood make it spekted
17. the less yu spekt, the less yer disapointed (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
18. we find wot we spekt, we get wot we ask for (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
19. we waest R lifes kounting on wot we spekt (Wil Hazlit, 1800)
20. wot we spekt almost never happen, wot we dont spekt is kommon (Ben Disraeli, 1860)
1886. spekulate
1. 2 times wen yu shood not spekulate...wen yu kant afford it & wen yu kan (Mark Twaen)
1886. spell...
"its a dam poor mind that oenlee no 1 wae tu spell" (president Andru Jaksun)
"ghoti"...ofishal krat wae tu spell "fish" (Jorj B Shaw)
--
1. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dont mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid dont raed ervey lteter
by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
--
2. if gh is pronounced /p/ in Hiccough...
if ough is pronounced /o/ in Dough...
if phth is pronounced /t/ in Phthisis...
if eigh is pronounced /a/ in Neighbor...
if tte is pronounced /t/ in Gazette...
if eau is pronounced /o/ in Plateau...
thus the ofishal krat skuel english for potato is
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
akseptabel alternate spellings...
GHOUGHPTEIGHTTEEAU
GHOUGHPTEIGHPHTHEAU
GHOUGHTTEEIGHPHTHEAU
-- tipikal krat gibberish
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full, it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. buck does funny thangs wen does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down a sewer line.
16. farmer tot his tot tu tell sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sael.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. wen I see the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
--
1. em spell it vinci & sae it vinsee; foriners spell better than em pronouns (Mark Twaen)
2. How du yu spell sukses?
3. How long hav yu noed me & stil kant spell mi name? (Yogi Berra)
[freend gav him a chek made out tu "beerer"]
4. I dont giv a dam for a man hu oenlee spell a werd 1 wae (Mark Twaen)
5. I kant spell "spaghetti", let along speek Italyun (Brian Klow)
6. I respekt a man hu no several waes tu spell a werd (Mark Twaen)
7. Its a dam poor mind that oenlee no 1 wae tu spell a werd (Andru Jaksun)
8. man hav the rite tu spell a werd the wae it sound
just as him hav the rite tu sae it the wae it aent spelled (Josh Billings)
9. NE-1 hu kan oenlee thank av 1 wae tu spell a werd lak imajinashun (Mark Twaen)
10. program...a spell kast on puter tu make it spu out errer messages
11. reel programmers yuze "C" kauz its the eezeeest tu spell
12. synonym=the werd yu yuze wen yu kant spell the other 1
13. sumthang yu kant spell wont werk (Will Rogers)
14. we will be heer for a spell, so get all the laffs yu kan (Will Rogers)
15. wen yu dont no krat wae tu spell, yu kant find the werd in a dikshunaree
b. wen yu dont no the krat spelling,
yu kant find it in the dikshunaree, so yuze sumthang els
16. yu gotta respekt sumwon hu spell Tuesdae, even wen em dont spell it rite (A A Miln)
1887. spend...
1. B4 yu konsult fansee, konsult yer pers (Ben Franklin)
2. beware av littel spend...small leek kan sink big ship (Ben Franklin)
3. if yuno how tu spend less than yu get, yu hav the filosofer's stone (Ben Franklin)
4. NE-1 hu liv in his meens lak imajinashun (Oskar wild)
5. spend rise faster than inkum (Parkinson, 1980)
1888. spereeans... gotu speereeans
1889. sphinx-like=misteereeus, nonskrutabel...from big statue in Egypt
1890. spider web av fakts oft strangel the truth (Paul Eldridj)
1891. spred...
1. spred the table and kontenshun will stop. (English)
2. spred yer good nacher like oil on trubeled see av thot.
& keep the mind smueth in ruffest wether (Washington Irving)
1892. Spik & span=kleen & neet
1893. Spike his gun (Military)=twarf him=prevent him from du wot him plan
1894. Spill the beens=giv awae a sekret
1895. Spin...
1. Spin a long kord av yarns
2. spin dokter=politkal hired gun hu spelize in "massaug" the nuz
tu make his man look as good as possabel
1896. Spirit is willing but the flesh is week=exkuez for dont du wot yu shood
from Mathhu hu kritize em hu fall asleep wen Jesus speek
1897. Spitting image=look like twins (Jonathan Smith, 1400)
1898. split sekond...
1. split sekond...time tween wen lite tern green & the kar behind yu honk
2. time tween see trafik sine & realize yu just missed yer tern
1899. spoon full av shugar make the medasin go down
1900. spous...
1. plural av spous is spies
2. spous...sumwon hu stand bi yu thru all the problems yu wood
not hav had if yu stae singel
1901. spring, tipe 1=seesun (spring, summer, fall, winter)
1. Dependabel as a spring flood
2. hope spring forever (eternal) (Alex Pope, 1700)
3. if not for winter, spring wood not be as grate (Ann Bradstreet, 1650)
4. in spring yu feel like wisteling, even if shues R full av slush (Doug Larson)
5. Kind werd is like spring dae (Russya)
6. Nose run like a spring branch
7. ruff winds shake the buds av mae (Shakespeer)
8. spring is in the aer (Maby round bout March or April)
9. spring kleening...old kustum tu kleen hous in spring
in old daes, evreewon kooped up inside all winter. Very poor sanatashun.
hous was like a pigsti. So wen it got warm nuff, thro out the old hae or straw
& kleen hous.
10. sumwon need a spring tonic
11. sunny spring dae is best tranquilizer (W E Hall)
1902. spring, tipe 2=metal under tenshun or water kum outta ground
1. hope spring forever (eternal) (Alex Pope, 1700)
2. kruel spring from week (Seneka, 40ad)
3. passhun is a fenix, wen 1 die the next spring up (Jon Goethe, 1790)
4. passhun is a strong spring (Ralf W Emersun, 1860)
5. prejudis spring from ignorans (Will Hazelit)
1903. spring kleening
1904. sprize... (surprise in krat speek (or astonish))
1. a politishun never beleev self, so is sprized wen sumwon trust wot him sae (C. DeGaul)
2. hide yer sprize
3. I was born in a bed with a woman. Boy was me sprized (Wilsun Mizner)
4. if all the girls at a yale prom was laed end tu end, me not sprized (Dorthee Parket)
5. spekt nuthang, liv frugal, hope for plesant sprize (Alis Walker)
6. The nies part av pessimits...if NE-thang go rite, its a plesant sprize (Jorj F Will)
7. wen yu take kredit for the raen,
dont be sprized wen others blame yu for the drout (Dwite Morro)
1905. spurt...
1. spurt=drip under pressuer
2. xpert=unnoed drip under pressuer [x stand for xperimental]
1906. square...
1. square meel=good meel. In old daes, had
rektangular bord with square area dug out tu hold food
2. square meel make round folks
1907. squeek...
1. squeeky as a rat
2. squeeky kleen=no blemish
1908. squeel like a stuk pig
1909. stae off the roed if yu wanna gro old (Pink Floyd)
1910. stake...
1. how did yu find yer stake? I muved all that green stuff outta the wae.
2. I'd like an elefant stake. Afrikan or Indian?
3. stake yer life on [sumthang]
1910. stand...
1. him hu stand for nuthang, fall for evreethang (Alex Hamilton)
2. stand tall & yu make better target for the shooters
stoop & em walk all over yu.
1911. standard...
1. standards R good, good standard gooder
2. the nies thang bout standards is theer R so many the chuez from (Tannenbaum)
1912. star...
1. star=superannuated idol (Joe Addisun, 1710)
2. stars dont make R destiny. Destiny is inside yu.(Shakespeer)
a. stars dont hold our destiny, we du
3. wotz the dif tween falling star & shooting star?
falling star got shot
1913. start...
1. a trip av 1000 miles start with step 1 (Chineez)
2. evree start end sumthang (Paul Valery)
3. if yu dont start, yull never get dun
4. start from skratch=start over
5. start is eezee, keep going harder (Jap)
6. start the ball rolling=sho sum xsitement theer
7. start the dae with a smile. Then yu kan be yer normal nasty self.
8. start with a kleen slate=ignore past
9. theer is art tu start it, gooder art tu end it.
10. tu start is hard, the first milyun times is the hardest.
11. lazybones take all dae tu start
1914. state...
see also...naeshun
1. nashunality is konsent, state is kompel (Henree Ameel, 1860)
2. the state follo, the sitizens leed (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
3. the state kant tolerate freedum (Vladimir Lenin, 1900)
************* state niknames **************
nik state
aloha Hawaya
badjer Wiskonsin
bae Mass
battel born Nevada
beehive Utah
beever Oregon
bluegras Kentuk
bukie Ohio
diamond Delaware
empire Nu York
evergreen Washington
flikkertael North Dakota
garden Nu Jersee
gofer Minn
gold Kalifornya
grand kanyun Arazona
granit Nu Hampshire
grate lake Mishikan
greem Mountin Vermont
Hart av Dixie Alabam
Hawkie Iowa
Hoosier Indiana
jem Idaho
Keestone Penn
Konstitushun Konnektikut
kornhusker Nebr
kowboy Wyoming
Land av enchantment Nu Mexiko
Land av opportunity Arkansas
last fronteer Alaska
lone Star Texas
Magnolia Mississippi
Mount Rushmore South Dakota
Mountin West Virjinya
natural Arkansas
north star Minnasota
nutmeg Konnektikut
Oeshun Rode Ieland
Old dominyun Virjinya
Old Line Maryland
old north state North Karolina
palmetto South Karolina
peech Jorjya
pees garden North Dakota
pelikan Lueeziana
pine tree Maen
praeree Illoinis
sho me Mazera
sentenial Kolorado
silver Nevada
sooners Oklahoma
sunflower Kansas
sunshine Florida
tarheel North Karolina
volunteer Tennessee
woverine Mishigan
yello hammer Alabam
1915. statesman
1. at home, yer a politishun. Oversees, yer a statesman (Bill Vaugn)
2. statesman is suksesful politikan hu is ded (Tom B Reed)
3. statesman make the okaeshun. Okaeshun make the politikan
4. statesman sheer the sheep. Politikan skin em.
5. wons statesman is over 75 & no longer hope tu be president,
he will tell the truth (Wendel Filips)
6. yer a statesman if em feel safe tu name a skuel after yu
1916. stats... (statistics in krat speek)
see also...math
1. 1 foot in hot oven, 1 in bukket av ies...on averaej yer kumfortabel (Bobby Bragan, 1963)
2. 2 kinds...1. yu look it up, 2. yu make it up (Rex Stout)
3. 3 kinds av lies...lies, dammed lies, & stats (Ben Disraeli, 1840)
4. 80% av input form ask quesshuns em hav no need for
5. 98% av stats R made up (or made up on the spot)
42.7% av..... (Steev Rite)
6. akkording tu statistikal analyis....rumer has it, I thank
7. em yuze stats like a drunk yuze a litepost...for support, not lite (Andru Lang)
8. fakts R stubborn, stats pliabel
9. probabilatee is the kalkulus av kommon sens (Laplas, 1820)
10. stats=okkult that hide its waes from outsiders (G O Ashlee)
11. stats kan pruev NE-thang, sumtimes even the truth
12. stats R hard tu swallo, nonpossabel tu digets (Robert Taft)
13. stats R like bikini...wot em sho is interesting,
wot em hide is esenshal (Aron Levenstein)
14. statistikally-oriented projekshun av the significans av the findings...wild ges
15. The oenlee siens weer 10 xperts kan pruev 20 diff results from the same data (Evan Esar)
16. torcher numbers til em konfes NE-thang (Greg Eesterbrook)
17. yu dont need stats wen yu a truk hit yu (M Zuker)
18. yukan drown if tri tu kross streem with averaej depth=3 inches (W I Gates)
1917. stedy as a rok
1918. steel... (steal in krat speek)
1. dont steel, guvt hate kompetishun
2. dont tri tu steel rhinosereious on a bad haer dae
3. judj: did yu steel the TV?
theef:I took it as a joke
j how far did yu karree it?
t 3 miles tu mi hous
j 6 months, yu karreed the joke 2 far
4. steel a march on=spring sprize
from military weer "march"=how far men kan march in 1 dae
5. steel his thunder (politiks)=tu announs his idea b4 him (Jon Dennis, 1709)
tu steel the glory or tu make him look like a fool
1919. step...
1. step 1=deside wot yu want (Ben Stein)
2. Step on a krak, brake yer mama's bak (mother's bak)
1920. stiff...
1. stiff as a bord
2. stiff upper lip (British)=dont sho NE emoshun
1920. stik...
1. stik in the mud (or stuk in the mud)=wont chaenj=set in his waes
2. stik like glue
3. stik like tar
4. stik out like a sore thumb
5. stik out nek=take risk, du danjerus stuff
6. stik tu yer guns=stik tu yer prinsapels no matter how much others kritize yu
7. stik tu yer nitting (mind yer biz) (not same as mind yer ps & qs)
1921. stiks & stones mae brake mi bones, but names kant hert me
1922. still water run deep
1923. stitch in time save nine
1923. stok:
1. if a stok dont go up, dont bi it (Will Rogers)
1924. stone...
1. stone kold
2. stone walls dont make a prisun, or iron bars a kaej
1925. stool pigeon=informer (Shakespeer, the Tempest)
1926. stop & smell the roses
1927. storm in a kup=fite over nuthang
1928. straen at a nat=fuss over tiny detael, werree bout nuthang
Mathhu quote Christ hu komplaen bout "straen at a nat & eet kamel hole"
ie...argue over tiny stuff & ignore kamel-size problem
1929. straenj, stranger
1. hez not a straenjer, just a freend I hav not yet met
2. straenj bedfellos (Shakespeer) or "povertee make straenj bedfelloes)
3. lets be better stranjers (Shakespeer)
1930. strate...
1. strate & narro=strikt adheer tu legal & moral rite (Mathhu)
the wae tu heven is strikt & narro
2. strate as an arro
3. strate from the hoerses mouth (Franses Iles, 1700)
4. strate laesed=prudish, old fashuned
5. strate shueter (1. akkurat shot, 2. onest)
1931. straw...
1. straw in the wind=thro up handful av straw tu see wich wae wind blo
2. straw poll=informal ask folks for theer pinyun bout politikal quesshun (1824)
3. straw that broke kamel's bak=last straw
1932. street...
1. streets paved with gold=amazing riches (Dik Wittington, 1605)
rote story & sed "gotu London kauz the streets R lined with gold"
this impli its eezee tu get rich theer
1933. stress...
1. for fast-akting releef, slo down (Lily Tomlin)
2. in a werld without quiet korners, yu kant excape the noisy fuss (Salman Rushde)
3. simpton a nervus brakedown is neer...yu thank yer werk is portant (Bertrand Rusel)
4. stress thank evreethang is an emerjensee (Natalee Goldberg)
5. sum daes, several daes attak me at wons (Jenifer Yane)
6. yu dont get ulsers from wot yu eet, yu get em from wot eet yu (Viki Baum, 1920)
1934. strike wile the iron is hot=ask b4 2 late (Chauser, 1350)
1935. strong...
1. strong...yu kan brake choklut bar intu 4 peeses & oenlee eet 1 (Judy Viorst)
2. strong & virchue make theer destinee (Ed Liton)
3. strong as an ox
4. Stronger than an aker av garlik
5. Stronger than beer breth
1936. stubborn... (stubbornness in krat speek)
1. stubborn...the will replaes the braen (Arthur Shopehower, 1820)
2. stubborn...yu alwaes no wot yu will thank tumorro (Glen Beeman)
3. stubborn as a mule
4. stubborn is the strength av the week (Jon K Lavater, 1780
1937. student...
1. student=luver hu kort a fikel mistres hu alwaes elude him (Will Osler, 1900)
1938. study...
1. Grate men R never skolars (Oliver W Holmes, 1850)
2. guvt study sae: elevater kum just as slo, no matter
how many times yu hit the button
3. I liv tu study but dont study tu liv (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
4. if yu dont sutdy, yer a kow with klothes (Chineez)
5. study is not a duty, its oppurtunity (A Einstein)
1939. stuep & sumwon will step on yu. Stand tall & em shuet at yu.
1940. stuff...
see also...thangs
1. eech nu thang lode us with more werk (Jon Ruskin, 1860)
2. how many tha thangs me kan du without (Sokrates, 420 bc)
3. I am wot me hav (Erich From, 1940)
4. I hav wot me be (Trinidad Hunt)
5. lae up yer stuff in heven weer it wont weer out
6. less is more (Robert Browing, 1850)
7. stuffed shirt=stiff, outside sho but nuthang inside
8. thangs R a burden, yu gotta take kare av em (Pees Pilgrim, 1950)
9. the best thangs in life dont be thangs (Art Buchwald)
10. tu get mad bout wot yu dont hsav is tu luze wot yu du hav (Ken Kees, 1960)
11. wi grab stuff like theefs, or
giv it awae like soshalists, ignore em (Natalee Barnee, 1910)
12. wot yu kant get rid of, hav yu (Pees Pilgrim, 1950)
1941. stuk in a rut
1942. stumbel...
1. nowon stumbel sitting down (Charles Kettering)
2. stumbling blok=unexpeted problem
1943. subprime: TV shoes on B4 & aft prime time
1943. such is life
1944. suep... (soup in krat speek)
1. wotz this fli duin in mi suep? bakstroke.
1945. suffer
1. dont look forward tu the end av suffering,
for then yu will be ded (Tenesesse Williams, 1950)
2. if yu suffer, its a sine yer alive (Elbert Hubbard, 1900)
3. suffer fools gladly=be paeshent (St Paul)
4. suffer imposed bi others is the baddest kind (Arthur Shopenhower, 1820)
5. suffer the littel kids [tolerate em]
6. the werld if full av suffering (Helen Keller)
7. wisdum kum from suffering (Aeschylus, 480bc)
8. yu kant drown yer sorroes, em rise tu the surfus
9. yu must suffer B4 yu kan help others (Mother Teresa, 1950)
1946. suiside...
1. a relijun that is afraed av siens disoner god & kommit suiside (Ralf W Emersun)
2. av the wise, theer R 2...1 kommit suiside, 2 stae drunk all the time (Mark Twaen)
3. evree demokratsee kommit suiside (Jon Adams)
4. it wood be suiside tu kum up with an original idea (E B White, 1935)
5. suiside=tell god "yu kant fire me, me quit" (Bill Maher, 1995)
6. suiside is the most sinser kritisism av life (Wilfred Sheed, 1978)
7. wen yer foe kommit suiside, dont interfer
1947. sukses or sukseed. ("success" in superkrat)
see also...if at first yu dont sukseed
1. 2 kees tu sukses...never tell evreethang yuno
2. 6 kees tu sukses...sinseer, integrity, humility, kerteeus, wise, charity (Will Menniger)
3. 70% av sukses is just sho up (Woodee Allen)
4. a man av valyu is more portant than sukses (A. Einstein)
5. all R self made, but oenlee the suksesful admit it
6. alwaes room at the top (Danyeel Webster, 1820)
7. a suksusful man make more $ than his wife kan spend
a suksusful woman kan find such a man (Lana Turner)
8. behind evree suksesful man is a woman nag him him not so hot
9. behind evree suksesful man is IRS agent
sukses
10. eech sukses get yu tu the next problem (Henree Kissinger)
11. faelyer is punishment. Others sukses make it badder. (Jules Renard)
12. gage sukses bi the obstakels yu overkum (Booker T Washington)
13. giv em more than em spekt, that is the kee tu sukses
14. her klimbed the ladder av sukses, rong bi rong. (Mae West)
15. I dont no the kees tu suksees, but kee tu fael is...tri tu pleez evreewon (Bill Krosbee)
16. I dont wanna sukseed (Jorj B Shaw, 1896)
17. I koodnt waet for suksees, so I went ahed without it (Jonathon Winters)
18. if at first yu dont sukseed, yer averaej (M H Alderson)
19. ignorant + konfident=sukses (Mark Twain)
sukses
20. In Amerika oenlee suksesful riters R portant
21. it take a long time tu bekum an overnite sukses
22. kee tu sukses is hard tu find
23. konfidens is the hinj on the door tu sukses (Mary Dumas)
24. lust for sukses prostates the sole (Smilee Blanton)
25. man sukseed thru faelyuer. Yu lern much more from yer mistakes (Sam Smiles)
26. me werree bout sukses in a medioker werld (Lily Tomlin)
27. mi formula for sukses...rise erlee, werk last, find oil (Paul Getty)
28. mi overnite sukses took 20 yeers (Monty Hall)
29. more yu leen on others, the leener yer chans av sukses (Deen Boyee)
sukses
30. never plan tu fael (Will Ward)
31. no man can lounj intu sukses
32. now I no, nuthang gro
from hand on chin & thotful pose
gotta werk the erth if yu want a rose (Indigo Girl)
33. nowon ever drowned in his swet (Ann Landers)
34. nuthang chaenj yer pinyun av sukses as fast as sukses...yers or his (Franklin Jones)
35. nuthang sukseed like sukses (Oskar Wild, 1900)
36. nuthang sukseed like tu look like a sukses (Christofer Lash)
37. oenlee thang that sit its wae tu sukses is a hen (Sara Brown)
38. operashun was a sukses, but unfortunatelee the paeshent died
39. prae sukses will not kum 2 fast tu handel (Elbert Hubbard)
sukses
40. sekret tu sukses...sae littel, listen a lot, sine nuthang (David Kowon)
41. sukses...hang on aft others giv up (Will Fether)
b. aft others let go
42. sukses=spend yer life yer wae. Dont let others make maddening klaems on yu (C H Morlee, 1940)
43. sukses=yu find yer lifewerk is wot yu like tudu (David McDullo)
44. sukses and fael R the same bad (Tenessee Willyums, 1960)
45. sukses bring fawls freends & true enemees (Moterh Teresa)
46. sukses hav many parents. Faelyuer is an orfan
47. sukses is 10% inspired, 90% last minut chaenjes
48. sukses is a toy baloon in a krown av kids hu plae with pins (Geen Fowler)
49. sukses is bilt on faelyuer (Summer Redstone)
sukses
50. sukses is get wot yu want. Happy is want wot yu get
51. sukses is how hi yu bowns after yu hit bottom (Jorj Patton)
52. sukses is luk...ask NE faelyuer
53. sukses is open tu all (Howard Witman)
54. sukses is our nashunal dazeez (Will James, 1906)
55. sukses is not forever, faelyer is not deth, Keraej will keep yu going (Winstun Churchil)
56. sukses is pure luk...ask NE faelyer (Erl Wilson)
57. sukses is relative. The more sukses, the more kin folk.
b. sukses bring out all the kin folk.
58. sukses is sweet. sekret is swet
59. sukses is the best revenj (Vanessa Wilyums)
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60. sukses kum from a kleer, strong purpus
61. sukses kum in kans, faelyuer in kants
62. sukses kum tu him tu bizee tu look for it (Henree Thorro)
63. sukses ruened many a man (Ben Franklin)
64. sukses spoil yu oenlee if yu was a littel rotten tu start with (Joni Kagel)
65. sukses without oner dont taest good (Joe Paterson)
66. suksesful folk ask gooder quesshuns & get gooder ansers (Tony Robbins)
67. suksesful man spend dae on riverbank & dont feel giltee
68. suksesful men take the advise em preskribe tu others
69. suksesful person bild foundashun from briks others thro at yu (David Brinklee)
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70. suksesful politishun sae wot yu thank loudest (Theodore Roosevelt, 1900)
71. sum dreem av suksees, others werk forit
72. The more yu luv wot yu du, the more suksesful yu will be (Jerry Gills)
73. the penaltee for sukses is tu be bored bi em hu yuzed tu snub yu (Nansee Astor)
74. the roed tu sukses is alwaes under konstrukt
75. the roed tu sukses is full av parking plaeses
76. the roed tu sukses is full av wemen pushing husbands (Tom Dewar)
77. the sekret tu biz sukses is tuno men (Darius O. Mills)
78. the werld tolerate konseet from sukses, nowon els (Jon Blaek)
79. tri=more portant than sukses (Robert Thibodeen)
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80. tu sukseed...keep yer ie on yer goel (Anna Povlova)
81. tu sukseed...werk, plae, & keep yer mouth shut (A. Einstein)
...yu gotta liv with faelyer (H G Hasler)
82. tu sukseed...yu need 2 thangs...ignorans & konfidens (Mark Twain)
83. wen yu klimb ladder av suksees, make shuer it leen ginst rite bilding (H H Brown)
84. wind & wave alwaes side with good navigater (Ed Gibbon)
85. yer a sukses if yudu wot yu wanna (Bob Dilan)
86. yer a sukses wen yu dont no if wot yudu is werk or plae (Fred Duglas)
87. yu go from faelyer tu faelyer with enthuezeasm (W. Churchil)
88. yu hav 2 ends: 1 tu sit on, 1 tu thank with
sukses depend on wich yu yuze
hed yu win, tael yu luze
89. yu kant klimb the ladder av sukses with hand in pokket
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90. yu lern from faelyuer, not from sukses (Ken Boulding)
91. yu R born tu sukseed (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
92. yukan fael manee waes, but oenlee 1 wae tu sukseed (Aristotel)
1948. sum... ("some" in superkrat)
1. lite go faster than sound. Thats wi sum seen brite till yu heer em speek.
2. sum blame the prior jenerashun kauz theer is oenlee 1 other chois (Doug Larsen)
3. sum chaenj wen em see the lite, others wen em feel the heet
4. sum daes yu R the bug, sumtimes the windsheeld
5. sum daes yu R the pigeon, sum daes the statue
6. sum editers R riters hu faeled; so R most riters
7. sum hav takt, others tell the truth
8. sum hav won av thoes daes, I hav won av thoes life
9. sum kauz happines weer em go, others wen em go (Oskar Wild)
10. sum klaem theer is no dif tween man & ass...this rong the ass (Mark Twain)
11. sum men hav tungs that kood rule the masses, if em kood kontrol theer tungs (Jorj Prentis)
12. sum men R born tu rule, sum tu advise (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
13. sum problems kant be solved. Yu gotta outgroe em or muve awae
14. sum R diskuvered, sum R found out
15. sum remedees R badder than the dazeez (Publilius Syrus)
16. sum thanges R best left not saed
17. sum walk in the raen, sum R all wet (Roger Miller)
1949. sum up at nite wot yu did tudae (Jorj Herbert, 1600)
1950. summer...
1. in the good old summertime, lazy, krazy, hazy daes av summer
2. koldest winter I ever spent was summen in San Fransisko (Mark Twaen)
3. no matter wot, summer hav flies (Ralf W Emersun)
4. perfekt summer dae...sun shine, breez blo, birds sing, moer broke (James Dent)
5. summer...wen lazy is respektabel (Sam Keen)
6. summer hav such power tu make us suffer & like it (Russel Baker)
1951. sumthang yu dont want kost tu much
1952. sumtimes...
1. sumtimes less is more (Shakespeer)
2. sumtimes the hart see wot the ie kant (H Jaksun Brown)
3. sumtimes the less traveled roed is yuzed less for good reesun (Jerry Seinfeeld)
4. sumtimes yu get the baer, sumtimes the baer get yu
5. sumtimes yu pae more for thangs that kum free (Einstein)
1953. sumwon...
1. sumwon kan raen on yer parade oenlee if yu let em
2. sumwon need a spring tonic
1954. sun...
1. sun: dad, wotz a wepon?
father:sumthang yu fite with
sun: so mother is yer wepon.
2. sun av a gun=mild form av "hard tu beleev"
1955. superstishun...
1. kommon superstishun av humans...virgin is good (Voltaer)
2. seek truth from fakts [not from idealogy, relijun, superstitushun]
3. Siens is antidote tu superstitushun (Adam Smith, 1765)
4. superstishun is kloeser tu truth than siens (Henree D Thoro)
1956. suppose yu R in Kongres & suppose yu R an idiot. Wueps me repeet (Mark Twain)
1957. sure as nite follo dae
see also...shuer
1958. survive... (survival in krat speek)
1. if yu liv with wolfs, yu gotta akt like a wolf (Nikita Krushchev)
2. perserv self is a law av nacher. All obae sept man (Andru Marvel, 1660)
3. tu survive, yu gotta fite. Th fite yu gotta get dirty (Jorj Orwel, 1945)
4. survival av the fittest=em hu fit in best, survive (Herbert Spenser, 1864)
1959. suspekt... (suspishun, or suspicion in krat speek)
1. suspishun impeed more than it protekt (Robert Berns, 1780)
2. suspishun is yuzeless paen (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
3. The korrupt R suspishus (Sam Jonsun, 1750)
1960. swallo...
1. swallo bad werds unsed, it wont hert the stomak (W. Churchil)
2. swallo the baet=fall for offer that is a trik
1961. swan song=last akt, last thang
1962. sweet...
1. luv & skankal...the best sweeteners
2. sweet tooth (like kandee)
3. sweeter than hunee
1963. symbol...
1. symbolish is shit. The see is the see. An old man is an old man.
A shark is a shark. no more, no less. no gooder, no badder.
(Ernest Hemingway, 1940)
1964. sympathy...
1. nuthang sweeter than sympathy (Jorj Santayana, 1900)
2. sympathy is 2 harts hu tug at 1 loed (Charles H Parkhurst, 1880)
3. yu kant kri for the hole werld (Jeen Anouil, 1950)
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