1965. tabloid=offishal krat werd for "pill", copyrited in 1884 bi Burroes-welkum drug kumpanee
no reel persun wood be katched ded with such a straenj werd
1966. tael tween yer legs=a dog sho defeet or obae
1967. taest... (taste in krateez)
1. I hav simpel taest...the best av evreethang will du (Oskar Wild)
2. no akkounting for taest
1968. take...
1. take a bak seet tu=small part in a projekt or debate
2. take a chill pill
3. take a leef from=emulate, tri tu kopy sumwon els's tekneek
4. take a hike
5. take a loed off yer feet
6. take a raen chek=if paed entertaen is kanselled, yu get free tikket tu next sho
normal talk...yu dont want tu duit now, but open tu duit later
7. take a shine tu
8. take bak
9. take him down a peg=humbel him
take
10. take him for a ride=deseev, trik, fool him
11. take it with a graen av salt (be skeptikal, dont beleev evreethang)
12. take kare av the minuts & the ours will take kare av the rest (Chesterfeeld)
13. take life as it kum
14. take paens tu=thero, chek all detaels good
15. take the bit tween yer teeth=eeger, vigerus, enthusiastik
16. take the bitter with the sweet
17. take the bull bi the horns=aksept a hard or danjerus chore
18. take the kake=outraejus, I dont beleev that
19. take the rap =aksept blame [even if sumwon els did it]
take
20. take the werld as it is, not as it otta be (Jerman)
21. take the wind outta yer saels=deflate, deflekt, frustrate
22. take tu the kleerers=broke, ruined
23. take umbrage=take offens
24. take under yer wing=protekt, gide, enkeraej
25. take with a pinch av salt=kareful, watch it, be skeptikal, distrust
26. take won tu no won
27. take yer hat off tu him=sho respekt or admire him
1969. taken for a ride=sumwon paed a trik or joke on yu
1970. takt... (tact in krateez)
1. tact...lie bout others as yu wood hav em lie bout yu (Oliver Herford, 1900)
2. tact...make gest at home wen yu wish him wood go home (Sam Butler, 1650)
b. wen yu wish him was home
3. tact...tell him he hav an open mind insted av the truth...
him hav hole in hed
4. tact...yu deskribe others as em see self (Abe Linkoln)
5. tact...yu dont tell him wot yu thank
6. tact=make a point & dont make enemy (Howard Nuton)
7. tact=shut yer mouth b4 sumwon els duit for yu
8. tact teech yu wen tu be silent (Ben Disraeli, 1840)
9. taktless...sae wot evreewon thank
1971. talent...
1. folks with talend hu dont sukseed is very kommon
2. hid talent dont help (Desider Erasmus, 1500)
3. hid talent dont kount (Nero, 50ad)
4. jeeyus do wot it must, talent wot it kan (Owen Meredith, 1870)
a. talent du wot it kan, jeenyus du wot it must
5. old aej snuff out more talent than wars (Gerald Brenan, 1930)
6. talent develop in the quiet (Jon W VonGoeth, 1790)
7. talent is more likely tu rise in the werld than jeenyus (Charles H Kuelee, 1900)
8. talent is not jeenyus (Louisa Mae Alkot, 1860)
9. talent is oft burreed outta site (Titus Plautus, 210bc)
10. talent is sumthang, takt is evreethang (W P Skargil)
11. talent rekonize jeenyus (Arthur K Doyel, 1900)
12. talent without hard werk is a tradajee (Robert Half)
13. Yuze wot yu hav (Henree Van Dike, 1890)
1972. talk...
1. 2 monologs dont make 1 dialog (Jef Daly)
2. a chatterbox is loer than a dum animal (Soren Keerkegard, 1840)
3. akt like yu R def wen yu heer prattel (Chauser, 1380)
4. an old man talk wen the aej is in & the wit is out (Shakespeer)
5. chatterbox is badder than dum (Soren Keerkegard, 1850)
6. distil yer werds intu akshun tu get results (Florens Nitengale, 1860)
7. eloguent is nies, no wen tu shutup is heven (Mozart)
8. em hu alwaes talk never thank (Mat Prior, 1700)
9. he's so talkativ, his tung is longer than a tall boot
talk
10. him keep the talk ho-hum
11. I like dont talk tu yu...lets not duit agin, reel suen
12. I prefer tung-tied noit tu talkativ ignorant(Cicero, 50bc)
13. I talk tu self kauz I'm the oenlee 1 hu listen
14. I talk tu self kauz I'm the oenlee 1 with the rite anser
15. if yer feelings R waested on werds, akt on em (Florens Nitengale, 1877)
16. less yu talk, more yu heer
17. me talk tu self kauz nowon els listen
18. min talk=max pees (Chauser, 1380)
19. most talk is monolog with witneses (Margaret Miller)
talk
20. oenlee thang badder than being talked bout...not being talked about (Oskar Wild)
21. plenty av sin in tu much talk (Chauser, 1380)
22. sum daes I just dont feel like talk...like tudae
23. talk...lokak kompatishun weer wen 1 pauz tu katch breth, him kalled "listener"
24. talk and yu mae sae sumthang yu havent thot av yet (Ann Landers)
25. talk dont kook rise (Chineez)
26. talk gibberish=standard krateez=yuze 20,000 Greek "werds" (latinized) tu sae nuthang
27. talk is cheep
28, talk is cheep bekauz suppli wae xseed demand
29. talk lo, talk slo, dont talk much (Jon Wayne)
talk
30. talk in serkels (go round & round & never sae nuthang)
31. talk substitute for werk & is its baddest enemee
32. talk that dont leed tu akshun is better suppressed altugether (Tom Karliel, 1870)
33. talk the hind legs off=talk forever
34. talk thru yer hat...obsolete slang for fib, tall tale, unlikely story
35. talk tu others bout them & em will listen for ours (Ben Disraeli)
36. talk tu the walls (or talk tua fens post)
37. talk turkee=get down tu biz, get down tu detaels
38. talk without thank=shuet without aem
39. talk wood be vastlee impruved if yu yuze 4 simpel werds...Dontno (Andre Maurois)
talk
40. talker is not duer (Shakespeer, Henree 6)
41. the more yu no, the less need tu talk (Jim Roen)
42. wot yu du, speek so loud I kant heer wot yu sae (Ralf W Emersun)
43. yu luze. (Coolidge anser tu woman
hu bet a freend she kan make him sae 3 words tu her)
1973 tall...
1. tall as a tree
2. tall ships...old sael ships, big wons with lots av sael
3. tall tale=story based on exagerate
4. taller than a tall pine
1974 tammany hall=korrupt...from org av demokratik bosses that ran NuYork Sitee (1840-1870)
1975. tattel-tell...yer gonna gro a big old tael
1976. tax...
1. a fool & his munee R suen parted. The rest av us waet til tax time.
2. a thang I'll never lern
tho its plaen tu sum, no dout
wi em kall it "retern"
wen all I du it shell out (Ken Kraft)
3. after yu tax the empire state bilding, wots left is the Eiffel Tower
4. April 15...the dae Amerikans feel bled, wite, & blue (Anna Herbert)
5. art av kollekt taxes: pluk goos so as tu get max fethers with min hiss
(Jeen B Kolbert)
6. at first, this plunder was kalled "revenue" (Tom Paen)
7. av folks hu kumplaen bout taxes, yu kan divide em intu 2 grueps: men & wemen
8. avoid taxes is smart & rewarding (Jon M Keens)
b. avoid taxes is the oenlee smart thang that reward yu
9. be wary av drink. If yu shuet at tax-kollekter, yu mae miss (Robert Heimlein)
tax
10. born free, taxed tu deth
11. buro...weer guvt keep the shirt it took off yer bak
12. Demokrats R alwaes ginst tax kut kaus it take power from guvt
& giv it tu the folks (Rush Limbaw)
13. Deth, taxes, & kidberth...never a konveenyent time for NE av em
(Margaret Mitchel, Gon with the Wind)
14. dime...wotz left av dollar aft take out taxes
15. du yuno wi the flag is red, wite, & blue?
In tax seesun yu see red, feel blue; wen get statements, faes tern wite
On top av that, yu see stars 2.
16. during tax seesun, IRS hav speshal fone numbers...
for folks hu like tu listen tu bizee signal
17. em sae yu shood pae yer taxes with a smile.
Tried it but em insist on cash (Mel Narvee)
18. dif tween deth & taxes...deth dont get badder wen kongres is in seshun.
19. dif tween tax kollekter & taxidermist...taxidermist leev the skin (Mort Kaplan)
tax
20. em hu komplaen bout taxes R av 2 klasses...men & wemen
21. em sae this tax smell & is not popular. Thats true for all taxes (Jon Sherman)
22. evree advantaej hav its tax (Ralf W Emersun)
23. fine=tax for du rong; tax=fine for du good
24. for the guvt tu giv yu sumthang, it gotta take it awae first (Ed R Annis)
25. get yer inkum tax rite, yu gotu poor hous
get it rong, yu gotu jaelhous (Nonnee Koan)
26. golf is like taxes...yu drive hard tu get on the green & end up in a hole
27. guvt last as long as under-taxed defend self from over-taxed (Bernard Berenson)
28. guvt spend our munee
it go with unseemly haest
tu em its the budget
tu me its taxik waest
29. hard tu beleev...Amerika founded on the kri "no taxes without representashun"
tax
30. harder & harder tu support the guvt in the stiel it is akkustomed tu
31. hardest thang tu understand is the inkum tax (Einstein)
32. hav akkountant du yer tax forms mae save yu time...20 yeers in levenwerth.
33. him hu wanna pae less tax...ern less
34. I am never profane, sept wen talk av rent & taxes (Mark Twaen)
35. I dont no if I kan liv on mi inkum, guvt wont let me tri (Bob Thanes)
36. I filed mi taxes & now werree...I stil hav sum munee left
37. I hav 2 gods...persuade & kompel (Themistoles, 480 bc)
38. I prae the lord mi sole tu take
if the tax man dont get it b4 I wake (Ogden Nash)
39. if we dont simplifi the tax kode, the nashunal kops will be the IRS (Leon panetta)
tax
40. if yu dont no wi unkel Sam hav such a tall hat, yu will wen him pass it round
41. if yu dont pae tax in due time, yu du time
42. I'm gonna put mi munee in taxes...shuer tu go up
43. in the old daes, folks werreed kauz em kant take it with em
now we werree if it will last that long
44. in this werld, nuthang is as shuer as deth & taxes (Ben Franklin)
45. inflate is taxes without law (legislashun) (Milton Freedman)
46. inkum tax...better tu giv than tu deseev
47. inkum tax...how much did yu make last yeer? Send it in. (Stanton Delaplane)
48. inkum tax is like laundry list...yu alwaes luze yer shirt
49. inkum tax make more kriminals than NE other law (Barry Goldwater)
tax
50. inkum tax make more liers than golf (Will Rogers)
51. IRS no wot tu giv man hu hav evreethang...tax audit
52. it take more werk & braen power tu fill out the
inkum tax forms than tu make the inkum (Al E Numan)
53. its time tu pae fed inkum tax
& brother, thats no joke
after I pae IRS
I find I R broke (Jerry henderson)
54. kapital punishment...inkum tax (Jeff Haes)
55. kongres in quandree...how tu get munee from taxpaer & not get voters 2 mad
56. liberty & justis mae be for all, but tax brakes R for sum (Martin A Sullivan)
57. man hav never found a just wae tu tax (Andru Jaksun, 1840)
58. most permanent thang in the werld? temp tax
59. nuthang is shuer sept deth & taxes (Ben Franklin)
tax
60. oenlee littel folk pae taxes (Leona Helmslee, 1999)
61. progres...yu now pae 2 times as much tax as yu wons had inkum (H L Menchen, 1920)
62. reward for savers? Yu dont hafta borro tu pae inkum tax
63. sheer the sheep, dont skin em (Tiberius Seesar, 0 ad)
64. sins guvt kant chek krime, wi dont we
legalize it so guvt kan tax it outta biz? (Will Rogers)
65. "small tax rise" kost 1000$, "big tax kut"=30 sents (Peg Braken)
66. spaes program...yer taxes go farther (Werner VonBraun, 1953)
67. take more braens & swet tu du inkum tax form than tu make the inkum (Alfred E Nueman)
68. tax art...pluk goos tu get max fethers with leest hiss (Jeen Kolbert)
69. tax dodjer: sumwon hu luv his munee more than his kuntree
tax
70. tax kollekter hav wot it take tu get wot yu make
71. tax kollekter must luv the poor...him make so many av us poor
72. tax konplexity is a tax (Max Baukus)
73. tax reform=dont tax me, dont tax yu, tax the man behind the tree (Russel Long)
74. tax time=test yer dedukshun power (Shelbee Freedman)
75. tax xpert: sumwon hu tax his imajinashun so guvt tax his klient less
76. tax xsepshun: guvt wae tu get kids tu support theer parents
77. taxashun with representashun aent so hot eether (Gerald Barzan)
78. taxes gro without raen (Ju)
79. taxes let no man exkape this tribute (Tom Paen)
tax
80. taxes R eezee...NE bungler kan add tuit (Ed Burk, 1760)
81. taxes R not for the taxed
82. taxes R the dues av organized society (Franklin D Roosevelt)
83. taxpaer...werk for the guvt but dont take sivil-servis exam (Ronald Raegan)
84. the art av guvt is tu take munee from 1 gruep & giv it tu another (Voltaer, 1735)
85. the best thangs in life mae be free, but sumdae guvt will figger out how tu tax em
86. the most kommon fraud is tu not pae taxes (Ben Franklin)
87. the power tu tax is the power tu destroy (Jon Marshal, 1800)
88. trubel with be bredwinner...guvt get biggest slies (Mary McKoy)
89. the werld rotate round its taxes
tax
90. want tu spoil sumwon's dae? talk tu em bout taxes
91. we hav taxashun bi konfesshun (Hugo Blak)
92. we R taxed 2 times bi idel, 3 times bi pride, 4 times bi fools (Ben Franklin)
93. we shood hav taxes that look like em was dezined (will Simon)
94. wen its 1 theef, its robbery. Wen 1000 theefs, taxes (Vanya Cohen)
95. wot the guvt giv, it must first take (Jon S Koleman, 1956)
96. wotz the dif tween short form & long form?
short form: guvt get yer munee.
long form: akkountants get yer munee.
97. wotz the dif tween taxidermist & tax kollekter?
Taxidermist oenlee take yer skin (Mark Twaen)
98. yer a sukses if it kost yu more tu support guvt than the wife & kids
99. yesterdaes promises R tudaes taxes (Mak King)
100. yu mae not no if yer prosperus, but the IRS no
1977. tax fraud...
1. eech yeer 8-9 milyun wetbaks hav fed inkum tax dedukted from paecheks
under SS number em stold. Number is a ges, kauz the guverment
refuze tu suppli NE info.
Note...guvt refuze tu tell yu wen it no sumwon
(or many av em) hu yuze yer Soshal Sekurity number
The first yu heer bout it is wen Tax man send yu bill for unpaed taxes.
Bi then the wetbak yuzed yer kard bout 10 yeers.
Note...the tax man dont tell the FBI, or the immigration folks bout the wetbak eether.
2. IRS estimate bout 340 bilyun$/yeer is "oed but not kollekted"
in other werds, tax cheets got awae with that much
1978. teech, teecher
(teacher in krateez, "instructor" in super-krat, "educator" in super-super-krat)
(educationalists in super-super-super krat)
St Peter:"hu nok on mi gate?"
vois: "it is I"
St Peter:"go awae, dont need no more teechers"
1. Averaej teech tell. Good teech explaen.
Superyer teech demonstrate. Grate teech inspire (Will A Ward)
2. Dont need teech if yu kan lern (Gandhi, 1910)
3. Dont tri tu teech fish how tu swim
4. For evree teech, theer R 30 hu dont wanna lern (W C Sellar)
5. giv a man a fish & him eet 1 dae. Teech him tu fish & him eet forever
6. good teech dont wanna teech, like good ruler dont wanna rule (Plato, 400bc)
7. good teech is like a kandel...yuze up self tu lite the wae for others
8. good teech kost, bad teech kost more (Bob Talbert)
9. he wrot, then him tot (Chauser, 1380)
teech
10. him hu kan, du. Him hu kant, teech. (Jorj B. Shaw, 1895)
Kant teech? teech teechers!
11. I kant teech, I kan oenlee make em thank (Sokrates, 420 bc)
12. If yu plan for 10 yeers, plant a tree.
plan for 100 yeers, teech kids
13. If yu thank yu noit all, tri tu teech (Aristotel, 330 bc)
14. If yu teech, yu must lern (Jon Dana)
15. If yu wanna no how much yuno, tri tu teech it (Trion Edwards)
16. If yu wanna teech, yu gotta lern (Jon K Dana)
17. lern from dirt & ski, woods & feelds, lakes & rivers (Jon Lubbok, 1870)
18. most subjekts oenlee purpus is tu reteech
wen lerner bekum professer (Jorj C Lichtenberg, 1780)
19. nawleedj is tu be inparted (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
teech
20. professer...gotu kolleej & never get out (Jorj Givo)
21. prosperitee is a good teech, adversitee gooder (Will Hazlit)
22. purpus is not tu make students in yer image. Let lerner bild his pik.
23. Spereens oenlee teech the teechabel (Aldus Huxlee)
24. Teech...lite a fire, dont fill a bukket (Dan Sno)
25. Teech=1/4 prep, 3/4 theater (Gael Godwin)
26. teech: wi did Jesus no the Skriptuers so good?
kid: his daddy rote em.
27. Teech must alwaes lern
28. Teech open the door. Yu gotta go in bi self (Chineez)
29. Teech others=teech self
teech
30. Teech shood be full av ideas, not stuffed with fakts
31. Teeching shood be such that yu see value init (A Einstein)
32. The sekret is tu look like yu noed it all yer life.
33. tu teech is like klimb a mountin (Fawn M Brodee, 1950)
34. wen yu introdues morals, be breef (Horaes, 10bc)
35. wot teech is, is more portant than wot her teech (Karl Menniger)
36. yu better beleev wot yu teech yer kids (Woodro Wilson)
37. yu kant teech a man NE-thang, yu kan oenlee help him find it (Galileo, 1600)
38. yu kant teech NE-thang werth noing
39. yu teech best wot yu need tu lern (Richard Bach)
1979. teem
1. how du yu feel bout yer teem's execution tudae?
I'm all for it
1980. teemwerk...
1. divide the werk, multipli the sukses
2. in yuenyun is strength (Aesop)
3. many hands make lite werk (Jon Haewood)
4. no man is an iland (Jon Don)
5. teem...yu kan blame sumwon els
6. the fate av all rest on eech (Alexander the grate)
7. we must all hang tugether or we will hang separat (Ben Franklin)
8. yu alwaes hav others on yer side
1980. teen, teenager...
1980. teen, teenager...
1. allowans...sumthang yu pae tu teen & make for him (Mino McLaughlin, 1960)
2. babysitter: yu pae teen 2$/hr tu eet 10$ av food (Henree Yungman)
3. best wae tu keep teenage at home? let aer outa the tires
4. hard tu tell if teens hav groing paens or R groing paens
5. heritity make parents av teen wunder bout eech other (Laurens J Peter)
6. how tu rebel & konform at same time?
rebel ginst parents, kopy eech other (Quintin Krisp)
7. if yu wanna no if yu hav reel character, tri tu raes a teen
8. mothers with teenagers no wi sum animals eet theer yung
9. never lend yer kar tu NE-1 yu gave birth tu (Erma Bombak)
teen
10. send kid out intu the werld & him kum bak with lode av dirty laundry (Art Bushwald)
11. stae out late & dont pae taxes.
natural tu want tu alwaes be in that state (Judith Martin)
12. teen...last staej in life wen yu R glad the fone is for yu (Fran Lebowitz)
13. teen...nuthang rong that 20 yeers wont kyuer
14. teen bekum adult 2 yrs aft him thank him du
and 3 yrs b4 parents thank so (Luis Hershe, 1951)
15. teen dont need xpeerans kauz him noit all alredee
16. teen gro up wen him stop asking weer him kame from
and stop telling weer him go
17. teens hav all the faults his parents outgroed
18. teens komplaen av nuthang-tu-du, & stae out all nite duing it (Bob Fillips)
19. teens thank the werld is aginst em
but this is the last time it is for em (Mino McLaughlin)
teen
20. tell teenages the fakts-av-life is like giv fish a bath(Arnold Glaso)
21. violet is good haer koler at same time brunet
is good koler for flowers (Fran Lebowitz)
22. we get 12 yeers tu develop luv for our kids, then em tern intu teenagers (Will Galvin)
23. wen em bekum taxpaers...that'll fix em (Dan Bennet)
24. wen I was 14, mi old man was so ignorant, I kood hardly stand it.
wen I was 21, amazing how much him lerned (Mark Twaen, 1874)
1981. teer...
1. teers express wot the hard kant sae
1982. TEK... (tech, technology in krateez)
1. 3 roeds tu ruen...wemen, gambel, tek.
Wemen R nies, gambel fast, tek shuer (Jork Pompido)
2. advansed tek is the same as majik (Auther Klark)
3. all is possabel (Luis Mumford)
4. beware av programmers hu karry skrudrivers (Leo Brandwein)
5. browser...the software that tell yu sumthang rong & tri later (Dave Barry)
6. Faktree av the fyucher...1 man & 1 dog
the man feed the dog tu hav sumthang tu du
the dog keep man from tuch the masheens (Warren Bennis)
7. fone...devil invented it so yu kant keep disagreeabel wons awae (Ambrose Beers)
8. for a list av waes tek fael us, press 6, pres 9, pres #,... (Abies Kan)
9. if not for Edisun, we wood watch TV bi kandellite (Al boliska)
tek
10. invenshuns R pretty toys. Em distrakt us from seereeus stuff (Henree D Thoro, 1850)
11. laber saving devises provide man with endless boredum (Luis Mumford, 1950)
12. masheens shood be slaves, not master (Havelok Ellis)
13. men R as good as tek let em be (Jorj Orwel, 1945)
14. no steemroller kan plant flowers (Walter Lipman)
15. nu tek roll over yu. Best be part av the roller, not the roed (Steward Brand)
16. tek...the fog av info drive awae noit (Dan J Boorstin)
17. tek=art tu rearraenj werld so yu kant find werld
18. tek hav 2 tipes...1. em hu no how but dont manaej
2. em hu manaej but dont no how
19. tek is a ax in the hands av a pathologikal kriminal (A Einstein)
tek
20. tek rearraenj the werld so we dont hafta xpeerens it (Max Fish)
21. tek without wisdum mae bekum our exekushuner (Omar Bradlee)
22. the internet is a substitute for life (Andru Brown)
23. the web is a waest av time & thats the good part (Will Gibsun)
24. tu many yuzeful thangs leed tu 2-many yuzeless werkers (Karl Marx)
25. URL's R the 800 numbers av tudae (Chris Klark)
26. we bi tek for the rong reesuns (Bukmeister Fuller)
27. wen masheens kan muve mountins, yu dont need faeth (Erik Hoffer)
28. wot the kuntree need is an invent that save laber (Arnold Glaso)
1983. tell...
1. I told yu a zilyun times...dont zaggerate.
2. Tell me & I forget
Sho me & I remember
make me duit & I understand (Chineez)
3. Tell me hu yer freends R and I'll tell yu hu yu are. (Russya)
4. tell me hu yu luv & me will tell yu hu yu R
5. tell the truth & yu dont hafta member wot yu sed
1984. temp (temporary)
1. nuthang is as permanment as a temp guvt program (Milton Freedman)
1984. temper...
1. good temper is an estate for life (Will hazlit, 1820)
2. happiness depend on temper (Fransis Rokfaucauld, 1650)
3. I am eezee tu leed wen me get mi wae (Richard B Sheridan, 1790)
4. many will luze theer temper kauz yu keep yers (Frank M Kolbee, 1900)
5. men alwaes luze his temper wen him shood yuze reesun (Oskar Wild, 1900)
6. sharp tung get sharper with konstant yuze (Washington Irving, 1820)
7. temper justis with mersee (Jon Milton, 1650)
8. truth suffer more from the heet av defenders
than the arguments av opposers (Will Penn, 1680)
9. Wen yer rite, yu kan afford tu keep yer temper
1985. temptashun...
1. as yu get older, temptashun avoid yu (Joee Adams)
2. beware av deluded deluders (Jorj Lichtenberg, 1790)
3. eezeeer tu stae out than get out (Mark Twain)
4. I avoid temptashun unless me kant resist (Mae West, 1930)
5. I resist evreethang sept temptashun (Oskar Wild, 1850)
6. mischeef kum fast tu desperat man (Shakespeer)
7. oenlee wae tu get rid av a temptashun is yeeld tuit (Oskar Wild)
8. oppertunity nok 1 time. Temptashun brake down the door
9. remuve temptashun & kupid kant get yu (Ovid , 0ad)
10. resist temptashun is eezeeer if yu note yu will be tempted agin many times
11. temptashuns kum tu em hu seek (Margaret lifant, 1895)
12. The oenlee wae tu overkum temptashun is yeeld tuit (Oskar Wild, 1890)
13. Theer R terrabel temptashuns & it take strength & keraej tu yeeld tu em (Oskar Wild)
14. tu protekt gaenst temptashun, koward is the best wae (Mark Twain)
15. we get strength from temptashuns we resist (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
16. we overlook boundrees we dont wanna kros (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
1986. Tender as a mother's luv
1987. Tenshun... (tention in krateez)
1. Tenshun is wot yu thank yu shood be. Relax is wot yu R (Chineez)
1988. Terabel... (terriable in krateez)
1. most terabel thangs R justified as required bi progres.
But thats not so. Em R just plaen terabel (Russel Baker)
1989 tern...
1. tern a blind ie=ignore=pretend yu did not see it
From lord Nelsun, blinded in 1 ie in navy fite...him ignor order
2. tern awae the tired trader and yer hart will tern tu stone
3. tern other cheek =suffer violens or kritize without protest (Mathyu)
4. tern over nu leef=reform
5. tern over nu leef is futil.
All rite on skratched-out paejes (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
6. tern tabels=revers forchun, overkum trubels, get bak at
in old daes, the tabel top had 2 sides, good & ruff
folks ate on the ruff side. wen kumpanee kum, tern it over & yuze the good side.
7. tern turtel=roll over, kapsize (ship)
8. tern up =yu find it
9. tern yer faes tu the sun and all shados R behind yu. (Maori)
1990 terrer... (terror in krateez)
1. terrerism=violens tu promote a kauz so nonpopular
it wood die otherwise (Marilyn vonSavent)
1990 test..
1. I got a IQ test...result was negativ
2. I'm going for a blood test
Did yu study for the test?
1991 tex...
1. yu kan alwaes tell a texan, but kant tell him much
1992. thangs...
1. If thangs go rong, dont go with em (Roger Babson)
2. thangs dont chaenj, we du (Henree D Thoro)
3. thangs I luv but kant figger...art, muzik, wemen
4. thangs kum tu him hu waet, but oenlee stuff left over from em hu hustel (Abe Linkoln)
5. thangs R a burden, yu gotta take kare av em (Pees Pilgrim, 1950)
6. thangs R gonna the dogs (go from bad tu horibel)
7. thangs R never as good or as bad as it seem
8. thangs R not alwaes wot em seem (dont be fueled bi first look)
9. thangs started Fridae never get dun
10. thangs tern out best if yu make best av the wae thangs tern out (Art Linkletter)
11. the 1 thang that yunite evreewon in the yunivers...we R all abuv averaej drivers
12. the best thangs in life R free
1993. thank... ("think, thinking" in krat speek)
1. 5% kant thank, 5% du thank, 90% R yu...dont thank (Robert Heimlein)
2. 1 positiv thot kan kill an army av negativ thots (Robert Shuller)
3. a man is wot him thank (James Allen, 1900)
4. beleef=sumwon els thank for yu (Bukminister Fuller)
5. beleev is eezeeer than thank.
Thats wi so many more beleevers than thankers (Brues Kalvert)
6. beware wen god let lues a thanker on this planet (Ralf W Emersun)
7. bizeeest living agents R thots from ded men (Christian Bonee, 1860)
8. braen=devies we thank we yuze tu thank (Ambrose Beers)
9. braen is oenlee as strong as its weekest thank (Tom Masson)
thank
10. dont be afraed tu sit & thank (Loraen Handsberry)
11. dont let yer thots prisun yu (Shakespeer)
12. dont speek kleerer than yu kan thank (Neels Bohr, 1930)
13. du first, thank aft, repent forever (Tom Seker)
14. em hu thank em noit all, annoy us hu du (Isak Asimov)
15. em yuze thots tu justifi theer badness, speek tu disgise theer thots (Voltaer, 1740)
16. ever stop tu thank & forget tu restart? (Winee the pu)
17. fawls thank bring rong kondukt (Julian Huxlee, 1910)
18. folks demand tu be free tu speek without thank (Soren Keerkegard)
19. for pees av mind, dont hav no pinyuns (G C Lichtenberg)
thank
20. fyu minds weer out. Most rust out (C N Bovee)
21. gard yer thots (Budda, 500bc)
22. he sed "a penee for yer thots"
me gave him mi 2 sents werth
weer did the other penee go?
23. I never no wot me thank til after me heer self sae it
24. I thank, thus me be (Rene Deskartes, 1620)
25. I was a free thanker b4 I lerned how tu thank (Jorj B Shaw)
26. if evreewon thank b4 speek, the silens wood deffin us (Jorj Barzan)
27. if evreewon thank the same, nun thank (Jorj S Patton)
28. if yu kan thank it, yu kan sae it (Mark Cicero, 50bc)
29. if yu thank yu R free, theers no xkape (Ram Das)
thank
30. if yu thank yu R happy, yu R
if yu thank yu R wise, yer a fool (Charles K Kolton, 1820)
31. in Amerika yu kan sae wot yu thank, even if yu kant thank (Charles Kettering, 1910)
32. lak av werk draen the mind (Leonardo daVinsee, 1508)
33. lern without thot is lost, thank without lern is danjerus (Konfusus, 500bc)
34. life is wot yu thank all dae (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
35. liv the wae yu thank (Paul Bourget, 1890)
36. liv with yer thots (Eva Arrington)
37. man hav nasty mind (Mark Twain)
38. man kan liv without thank for yeers on end (Kent Ruth)
39. man will du NE-thang tu avoid tu thank (Tom A Edisun, 1890)
thank
40. mans gratest power is tu thank (Blais Paskal, 1660)
41. many talk tu much & thank tu littel (Jon Driden, 1670)
42. many thank em thank wen em rearranj theer prejudises (Will James, 1900)
43. most kant thank diff from fashun (Jorj B Shaw)
44. most thank 1 or 2 times/yeer.
yu kan bekum faemus bi thank 1/week like me (Jorj B Shaw)
45. most thank with theer feers, hopes, or wishes (Will Durant)
46. most wood sooner die than thank & most du (Berstrand Russel, 1930)
47. reed without thank=eet but dont digest (Ed Burk)
48. sekt & party R devises tu save man from the need tu thank (Ralf W Emersun)
49. skuels shood teech us how tu thank, not wot tu thank (Jon Duee, 1900)
thank
50. sloppy thank get badder with time (Jenny Halzer)
51. sum R lost in thot kauz its so nu tu em (Paul Fix)
b. sum get lost in thot kauz its nonnoed land
52. tell yer boss wot yu thank av him & the truth shall set yu free
53. thank 2 times B4 yu speek, then speek tu self first
54. thank=talk with yer sole (Plato)
a. yer sole talk tu yu (Plato)
55. thank a lot, deside 1 time(Latin)
56. thank a lot, speek littel (Latin)
57. thank-all-nite wont pae NE debts (Italy)
58. thank all yu speek, dont speek all yu thank
59. thank and yu will be free (Ralf W Emersun)
thank
60. thank big thots, relish small pleshuers (H J Brown)
61. thank dont leed tu rite or rong (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
62. thank is a dazeez hard tu get. Dum make yu immune (Oskar Wild, 1900)
63. thank is more interesting than noit, but less than look-at-that (Jon Goeth, 1790)
64. thank is werk (Vikter Hugo)
65. thank like a man av akshun, akt like a man av thot (Henree L Bergson)
66. thank like a winner (Vik Braden)
67. thank much, talk littel, rite less (Italian)
68. thank on wot is sed, not on hu sae it
69. thank or others will thank for yu (F Skot Fitzgerald, 1940)
thank
70. thank without akt is not much
akt without thank is less (Jorj Bernanos, 1920)
71. thot is free (Shakespeer)
72. thot is the lite av the werld, the glory av man (Bertrand Russel, 1910)
73. thot is the majik av the mind (Lord Byron, 1820)
74. thot is the parent av the deed (Tom Karliel, 1830)
75. thots jump from man tu man, but dont bite all (Stanislaw Lek, 1962)
76. thots that kum outta the blue R the best (Jon Lok, 1699)
77. time make more konverts than reesun (Tom Pain, 1777)
78. tu find self, thank for self (Sokrates, 400bc)
79. tudae yu R wot yu thot yesterdae (James Allen, 1900)
thank
80. we want yu tu speek yer mind, provided yu agree with me (Mark Twain)
81. wen thank hert, the remedy is akt onit (Salman Rushdee)
82. wen yu stop thanking, yu luze the last shado av liberty (Tom Pain)
83. wons yu thank it, yu kant unthank it (Karl J Freedrich, 1940)
84. wot yu du kum from wot yu thank (James Allen, 1900)
85. wot yu thank, yu bekum (Budda, 500bc)
86. yer life is wot yer thots make yu (Mark Aurelius, 100 ad)
87. yer mind make yer life (Budda, 500bc)
88. yu hu dont thank shood rearraenj yer prejadushes now & then (Luther Burbank)
89. yu kant plow a feeld bi tern it over in yer mind
thank
90. yu liv yer life inside yer hed (Terry Josepsun)
91. yu must seed yer character B4 yu harvest yer thots (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
92. yu need tu chaenj yer mind now & then tu keep it kleen (Luther Burbank)
93. yu R wot yu thank (Budda)
1994. thanks dont kost nuthan
1995. thanksgiving
1. on Thanksgiving dae, all Amerika sit down tu dinner at same time...halftime
1996. that...
1. that boy is a fyu kards short av a full dek (shi av a full dek)
2. that is a haer-braen idea
3. that is a hoers av a different koler
4. that is muzik tu mi eers
5. that is mi kross tu beer
6. that is par for the koers
7. that is the dae we part kumpanee
8. that is the last straw
9. that is the long and short av it
that
10. that is the wae the kookee krumbel
11. that is water under the bridge
12. that's the tikket=just wot I want, exaktlee wot I wanted
13. that just slipped off mi tung
14. that make me want tu puke
15. that make me wopping mad
16. that meel was slurrupin good
17. that old dog dont hunt
18. that probablee stuk in his kraw
19. that roed leed noweer
that
20. that take the kake
21. that wae is madness (Shakespeer)
22. that's a bitter pill tu swallo
23. that's a nu rinkle on mi horn
24. that's about as dum as a skreen door on a sub
25. that's all folks
26. that's it in a nutshell
27. that's the best thang sins slised bred
28. that's yer ball av wax
1997. the...
1. the 2 tradjedees...1. yu dont get wot yu want
2. yu du get wot yu want (Jorj B Shaw)
2. the averaej persun thank him isnt
1998. the b...
1. the baddest that happen tu yu mae be the best thang for yu
if yu dont let it get the best av yu (Will Rogers, 1920)
2. The bak av beyond
1999. the best...
1. the best and most byutiful thangs in the werld kant be seed or tuched
em must be felt bi the hart
2. the best av hog is fat, best av man is virtue (Ben Franklin)
3. the best chois for eech is the max him kan du (Aristotel, 350 bc)
4. the best defens is offens & me plan tu start offending now (Capt James)
4. the best folly kum from wisdum spun tu fine (Ben Franklin)
5. the best made plans av mies & men oft go ari (Robert Berns)
6. the best thangs in life R free
7. the best thangs kum in small pakages
8. the best wae tu konvins a fool him is rong is let him hav his wae
9. the best wae tu predikt the fyucher is make it
2000. the bier need 100 ies, the seller 1
2000. the bigger...
1. the bigger em R, the harder em fall
2. the bigger the better
2001. the... (B+)
1. the bilding that need props is shuer tu fall
2. the blind leed the blind
3. the boss isn't alwaes rite, but he's alwaes the boss
4. the bottom av the barrel (all gon, outta ideas)
5. the buk stop heer (HST)
6. the chans we mae fael shood not deter us from support a just kauz (Abe Linkoln)
7. the dae is for onest men, nite is for theefs (Euripides)
8. the dae hav ies, the nite hav eers
9. the darkest our is just b4 sunup
2002. the devil...
1. the devil find werk for idel hands
2. the devil is in the detaels
3. the devil made me duit
4. the devil take the hindmost
5. the devil wipe his pants with poor folks pride (Ben Franklin)
2003. the die...
1. the die is kast (Juleeus Seesar)=komitted, desided
2. the diff tween involv & kommit...wen yu eet ham & aegs,
the chicken was involved, the pig kommitted.
3. the diff tween men and boys be the size av theer toys
4. the dogs av war (Shakespeer)=soldyers
5. the door tu wisdum is never shut (Ben Franklin)
6. the drum make a lotta nois kauz it is emptee
7. the end dont justifi the meens (Ovid, 10 ad)
8. the erlee bird get the werm (egads, hu wanna eet werms?)
9. the eezeeer yu get it, the less yu value it (Tom Pain, 1800)
10. the eezeest wae tu dubel yer munee...fold it in half
11. the end dont justifi the meens
12. the exsepshun wich pruve the rule
2004. the faes...
1. The faes that launched 1000 ships
2. the fat is in the fire (Jon Haewood, 1500)
3. The female av the species is more dedly than the male
4. the first hen tu kakel is the won that laid the egg
5. the fool is rite in his ies, but it is wize tu heed advise
6. the frog like it in water, but not in hot water
2005. the gang...
1. the game is afoot
2. the game is up
3. the gangs all heer
4. the gie hu thank him noit all annoi us hudu (Harold Kofin)
5. the glas is half emptee & kraked
& I kut mi lip onit & chipped a tooth. (Janeen Garofalo)
6. the good die yung
7. the good will av folks will be starved
if not fed bi good deeds av governers (Ben Franklin)
8. the grass is alwaes greener on the other side av the fens
2006. the h...
1. the hand that rok the kradle rule the werld
2. the harder I werk, the more luk I hav (Tom Jefferson)
3. the harder it is, the more glory wen yu duit (Epictetus, 100ad)
4. the hardest queshun tu anser is that which is obveeus (Jorj B. Shaw)
5. the hardest thang is tu watch sumwon duit rong & not tell him so (T H Wite)
6. the hardest viktree is over self (Aristotel)
7. the hart av a fool is his mouth, the mouth av a wise man is his hart (Ben Franklin)
8. the hier yu klimb, the harder yu fall
9. the hole werld step aside for the man huno weer him wanna go
10. the hunee is sweet but the bee kan sting (Ben Franklin)
11. the hurrier I go the behinder I get (the faster I go...)
2007. the k...
1. the kall av the wild
2. the kalm b4 the storm
3. the kats meow
4. the kee tu fael is...tri tu pleez evreewon (Bill Krosbee)
5. the kee tu hav munee is tu keep it=dont spend it
6. the kid kan teer up an anvil with a rubber hammer
7. the koers av true luv never run smooth
8. the kubbord is as bare as old mother Hubbards kubbord
9. the kreem rise tu the top
10. the kustomer is alwaes rite
11. The kyer is badder than the dazeez
2008. the l...
1. the left hand dont no wot the rite hand du
2. the lepord kant chaenj his spots (Shakespeer)
3. the less theer ability, the moer theer konseet
4. the less yu talk, the more yu heer
5. the lite was on, but nobody was home
6. the liv-long dae
7. the long and short av it
8. the lord muevs in mistereeus waes
2009. the m...
1. the man hu dont reed books is as bad as him hu kant reed (Mark Twain)
2. the masses leed livees av quiet desperashun (Thoro)
3. the mistree av guvt is not how Washington go, but how tu stop it
4. the more thangs a man is ashamed av, the more respektabel him be (Jorj B Shaw)
5. the more thangs chaenj, the more em stae the same
6. the more the merreer (Jon Haewood, 1500)
7. the more yuno the less yu sae, the less yuno the more yu blabber
8. the most danjerus predater noed tu man is...woman (Kameron Koo)
9. the most hi & mitey is kommon man with power (French)
2010. the n...
1. the nies thang bout be a selebratee:
if yu bore em, em thank it theer fault (Henree Kissinger)
2. the nies thang bout standards...theer R so many tu chuez from
3. the nite is far gon, the dae is at hand
2011. the o...
1. the objekt av war is not tu die for kuntree,
but tu get the other bastard tu die for his (Jorj Patton)
2. the oenlee distinkt Amerikan kriminal Klas is Kongres (Mark Twain)
3. the oenlee plaes weer sukses kum b4 werk is in a dikshunaree
4. the oenlee shuer thang is deth and taxes (Ben Franklin)
5. the oenlee thang we hav tu feer is feer itself (Franklin Roosevelt)
6. the oenlee thang yu get without effort is old (Gloria Pitzer)
7. the oenlee wae tu get the best av an argument is tu avoid it (Dale Karahee)
8. the oenlee wae tu hav a freend is tu be won
9. the oprashun was a sukses, but unfortunatlee the paeshent died.
10. the optimist sez we liv in the best posabel werld. The pesimist sezs "yu R rite".
(i.e. thangs kan oenlee go downhill from heer=get badder)
11. the ox is in the ditch
2012. the p...
1. the paelest ink is stronger than the strongest memory (Chineez)
2. the path av darkness mae not reech the lite
3. the path av lite is eezeeest tu find bi looking up
4. the path from the ie tu the hart dont go thru the braen (Gilbert Chestertun, 1900)
5. the pen is miteeer than the sord
6. The perfekt aej is somewheer tween (old nuff tu no better) and (yung nuff not tu kare)
7. the pot kall the kettel blak
8. the pries av grateness is responsabilitee (Winston Churchil)
9. the proof av gold is fire (Ben Franklin)
10. the prudent dont sho it wen em get mad (Burma)
2013. the r...
1. the robbed that smile, steel sumthang from the theef (Shakespeer, Othello)
2. the roed is as slik as a jar full av eels
3. the roed is as greezee as a greezed pig
4. the roed tu hell is paved with good intent
2014. the s...
1. the sekret av sukses is konstant purpus
2. the sekret tu sukses is tuno sumthang no-won els no (Onassis)
3. The sepshun pruev the rule
4. The shortest distans tween 2 points is under konstrukshun (Noel Alito)
5. The sinseer kan be dum
6. the ski is the daelee bred av the ies (Ralf W Emersun)
7. the ski is the limit
8. the smarter em R, the harder em fall
9. the spirit is willing, but the flesh is week
10. the squeekee weel get the grees (Ben Franklin)
11. the straw that broke the kamels bak
12. the sun is going down
2015. the-the...
1. the theeree I like best is the rings av Saturn
R made av lost aerline baggaej (Mark Russel)
2. the titer yu squeez, the less yu hav
3. the truth shall set yu free
2016. the trubel with...
1. duit rite the first time...nowon appreechiate how hard it iz (Mae West)
2. politikal jokes is em oft get elekted (Will Rogers)
3. the trubel with trubel-shoot is trubel shoot bak
2017. the true
1. the true meshuer av a man is how him treet sumwon hu kant help him (Sam Johnson)
2018. the vow that bind tu tite will snap (Alfred Tennasun)
2019. the w...
1. the wae tu a mans hart is thru his stumak
2. the wae tu get a job dun...dont mind hu get kredit (Ben Jowet, 1880)
3. the web av life is mingled yarn, good & bad tugether (Shakespeer)
4. the weekest ink is gooder than the best memree (Chineez)
5. the werld is divided tween em hu du & em hu get kredit (Dwite W Morro)
6. the werld is full av willing folks.
Sum willing tu werk. Sum willing tu let em. (Robert Frost)
7. the werld is mad, as all wise men no
8. the werld is sad nuff without yer woe (Orison Marden, 1900)
9. the winner rite the histree books
10. the wise & the brave dare admit him was rong (Ben Franklin)
11. the wolf is at the front door
12. the won hu sae "it kant be dun" shood not hinder him hu duit
13. the worm terned
2020. the yeers
1. the yeers teech much the daes didnt no (Ralf W Emersun)
2. the yuenivers hav more dumness than hidrogen & it hav longer shelf life (Frank Zappa)
2021. theef beleev evreewon duit (E W How)
2022. theer
1. theer aent gonna be NE hanky panky round heer
2. theer but for the graes av god=sumwon els hav problems or bad forchun
the sort that kood hav happened tu yu (Jon Bradford, 1550)
he kommented on kriminal that was hanged.
5 yrs later guvt hanged him as part av anti-protestant guvt drive
3. theer famlee tree dont branch
4. theer > 1 wae tu duit
5. theerbi hang a tale=it impli or illustrate
how x leed tu y (Shakespeer, Taming av the shru)
*************** theer is ************
2023. theer is
1. theer's the rub=thats the problem (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
2. theer is a diff tween imatate a good man & kounterfit him (Ben Franklin)
3. theer is a fine line tween eesentrik & nuts (Christen Lavin)
4. theer is a first time for evreethang
b just kauz it never happened b4 dont meen it wont
5. theer is a hunters moon tunite
6. There is a pinch av madman in every grate man. (French)
7. theer is a pot av gold at the end av the raenbo
8. theer is a silver lining behind evree kloud
9. theer is a time tu go even tho yu dont no weer (Tenn Williams)
theer is
10. theer is an epigram for evree dilemma (Hendrik Van Loon)
11. theer is alwaes room upstairs
12. theer is blood on the moon
13. theer is more than won wae tu skin a kat
14. theer is no faelyuer for the good and the wise
15. theer is no free lunch=yu will pae in other wae
bars around 1840 offer "free lunch"=saltee snakts
tu make yu thirstee so yu bi more beer
16. theer is no kyer for the kommon kold (nun for birthdaes,....)
17. There is no pillo as soft as a kleer konshens. (French)
18. theer is no plaes like home...from song, 1823
19. theer is no shortkut tu NE plaes werth go tu
theer is
20. theer is no substitute for viktree (Douglas McAuther)
21. theer is nuthang nu under the sun, all that will be hav ben (Ekleeseeates)
22. theer is oenlee won happeeness in life, tu luv and be luved
23. theer is strength in yuenyun [union in krateez] (Aesop)
24. theer is sumthang rotten in Denmark (Shakespeer, Hamlet)
25. theer mae be sno on the roof, but theer is fire in the stove
26. theer will be frost on the pumpkin tunite
2024. theer R
1. theer R 2 waes...rong wae & mi wae
b. ...yer wae & mi wae
c. ...yer wae & the rite wae
2. theer R 3 freends...old wife, old dog, redee munee (Ben Franklin)
3. theer R 7 reesuns...chans, nacher,
kompulshun, habit, reesun, passhun, want (Aristotel)
4. theer R 10 tipes av folks...em hu understand binary, & the others
[10 in binary=2]
5. theer R a milyun waes tu luze a dae & no wae tu get it bak
6. theer R many manshuns in our fathers hous (Jon)
7. theer R no rules heer, we tri tu get thangs dun (Tom Alva Edisun)
8. theer R therees bout how tu argu with a woman. Nun werk.
9. thees R the times that tri mems souls (Tom Pain)
2025. theeree... (theory in krateez)
1. erlee theree based on littel fakts is bad (Sherlok Holmes)
2. good test kill bad theree. We liv thru it tu tri agin (Karl Popper, 1940)
3. sum therees R good for nuthang (Jorj Licheenberg, 1780)
4. the simpler the better, the bigger the better (A Einstein)
5. theree deside wot we kan see (A Einstein)
6. theree is an art (hon Haldane, 1930)
7. theree is thin, xpeerens tangabel (Hosae Ballo, 1820)
8. theratikal prinsapals giv wae tu pratikal advantaej (Will Pit, 1800)
9. werk without theree tu make life livabel (Voltaer, 1730)
10. wisest theree bout gods is nun (Sokrates)
11. yu kant pruve a theree, yu kan oenlee offer pruef (Alfod J Ayer, 1950)
12. yung man is a theree, old man a fakt (Edgar W How, 1890)
2026. thik
1. thik as theefs=small kloes klosed gruep
2. thikker than bulls hide
3. thikker than flees on a dogs bak
2027. thin...
1. yu kant slies it thin nuf for it tu hav 1 side
2028. third degree=intens or extreem quesshuning
2029. this
1. this is the home av the free
oenlee as long as it is the home av the brave (Elmer Davis)
2. this plaes look like a pig sti
3. this statement is fawls
4. this tu shal pass (bad times, or problems we hav now)
2030. Those...
see also...em
1. Those hu laff a lot liv longer
2. Those hu waet get wot is left behind bi em hu hustel (Abe Linkoln)
2031. thot
1. be kareful av yer thots, em mae bekum werds (Iara Gassen)
2. thot is the flower, lingo the bud, akshun the fruet (Ralf W Emersun)
3. thot is the oil av the mind, werree is the asid that destroy it
4. thots R dreems til yu tri em (Shakespeer)
5. thots bekum werds
werds bekum akshun
akshun bekum habit
habit bekum character
character bekum destinee (Frank Outlaw)
6. thots R oenlee dreems til yu tri tu duit (Shakespeer)
7. wen sumwon ask "penny for yer thots"
and yu giv yer 2-sents werth, wot happened tu the othe penny?
2032. three...
1. 3 R's...reedin, ritein, rithmatik
2. 3 sheets tu the wind=very drunk
3. 3 thangs ruen a man...power, munee, & a woman (HST)
2033. thrift...
1. the frugal reep liberty=gold harvest (Agesilaus)
2. thrift is 2 late wen yu R at the bottom av yer pers (Seneka)
3. thrift is not greed (Lord Rosebery)
2034. thro...
1. thro anuther log on the fire
2. thro down the gauntlet=issue challenj
3. thro in the towell=giv up
4. thro the book at=punish him as much as yu kan
5. thro the kee in the water bukket and keep on going
6. thro yer hat in the ring=announs yu enter kontest=run for a politikal offis
2035. thumb...
1. thumb up=for or appruv, thumb down=ginst
2036. tide...
1. a rising tide lift all boets, but sum dont hav a lifeboet
2. tide lift all boets, less it hav a big hole in the bottom (Bobby Welsh)
2037. tie...
1. tie the not=wed
in old daes, part av the semamonee was tu tie tugether the hands av bride & groom
2. tie up lues ends=take kare av left-over detaels
2038. tiger...tiger, tiger berning brite
in the forest av the nite
wot hand or ie
framed yer feerful simatree?
2039. til...
1. til the chikens kum home tu ruest
2. til the kows kum home...spozed tu be long time, but kows kum for milking evree dae
2040. tilt at windmills=ludikrus fite ginst imajinaree foe...story "Don Quixote", 1610)
2041. time...
1. 8 hrs sleep, 8 hrs werk, wot happened tu the other 8? (Doug Larson)
2. a dae kan make or brake a relm (Alfred Tennyson, 1850)
3. a dae waested on others is not waested on self (Charles Dikkens, 1850)
4. dont hav time for a kok & bull story
5. dont let others spend yer time for yu (Jon Driden, 1660)
6. dont morn the past, impruve the present,
go forth intu the fyucher (Henree W Longfello, 1860)
7. dont serv time, make time serv yu (Will Sutton)
8. dont squander time, for it is the stuff av life (Ben Franklin)
9. even a ded klok is rite 2 times a dae
time
10. evreedae is the best dae, evreedae is doomsdae (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
11. evreethang take longer than yu spekt, sept yer life
12. folks kan find time for wot em wanna du. Its not time em lak (Jon Lubbok, 1870)
13. forever is dredful (Jo Addisun, 1710)
14. good folks get ahed in the time others waest (Henree Ford)
15. how long a moment is depend on wich side av the bathroom door yu R on (Zall)
16. I alwaes heer time's winged chariot at mi bak (Andru Marvel, 1650)
17. I asked for the time, not how a klok werks
18. if yer on time, theers nowon theer tu see it (Frank P Jones)
19. if yu dont hav time tu duit rite, wen will yu find time tu redu it? (Jeff J Maer)
time
20. if yu kant manaej time, yu kant manaej (Peter Druker)
21. if yu want tu kill time, werk it tu deth (Sam Levonson)
22. I'm not timeing yu, I dont hav a kalander on me
23. in politiks, 1 week is a long time (Harold Wilsun, 1950)
24. in times like this, best if yu remember...theer R alwaes times like this (Paul Harvee)
25. it is later than yu thank
26. kall yesterdae bak, beg time tu retern (Shakespeer)
27. kreep with petty paes from dae tu dae (Shakespeer)
28. like yu kan kill time & it wont hert (Henree D Thoro, 1850)
29. lost time is never found
time
30. luv make time pass & time make luv pass (French)
31. man mae tri tu kill time, but time kill him (Dion Boucikault)
32. modern man dont no wot tu du with time, so him kill it (Erich From, 1940)
33. never nuff time tu duit rite, alwaes time tu reduit (Jak bergman)
34. no fyucher in time travel
35. no man go b4 is time, unless the boss leev erlee (Grocho Marx)
36. now is a muvee av the past (Tom Wolf)
37. rich folk kant bi more time (Denis Waetlee)
38. rise late & yu gotta run all dae (Ben Franklin)
39. sitee folk bi time, kuntree folk kill time, all hope for gooder time (Ed Hoagland)
time
40. split sekond...time tween wen lite tern green & the kar behind yu honk
41. suen nuff is good nuff
42. sumtimes I feel time pass me bi no mater how fast I go (Martin Amis)
43. take kare av the minuts & the ours take kare av self (Chesterfeeld, 1730)
44. the longest dae will end
45. the oenlee reesun for time is so evreethang dont happen at wons (Einstein)
46. the ours flee, tern & laff at me (Jorj Villiers)
47. the time is good if yuno wot tu du with it (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
48. the time tu start is 10 yeers ago (Mino McLauglin)
49. the wirligig av time get his revenj (Shakespeer)
time
50. theer is a time for evrethang & a seesun for all (Ekleeseeastes)
51. time & tide dont waet for man, but time stand stil for a woman av 30 (Robert Frost)
52. time & tide waet for no man
53. time eet all (Ovid, 3bc)
54. time fix all mistakes (Lord Bryon)
55. time fli like a wind. Fruet fli like a banana (Groucho Marx)
56. time fli like an arro, Fruet fli like a peech
57. time fli wen yu hav fun
58. time for the bullwhip
59. time go bi? No time stae, we go (Henree Austin Dobson, 1870)
time
60. time hav run out (times up)
61. time heel all wuends (original)
62. time heel all wuends & time wuend all heels (Goucho Marx)
63. time immemorial=its ben so as long as we kan remember=sins start av time=forever
64. time in a bottle
65. time is 2 sloe for em hu waet
2 fast if yu feer
2 long if yu greev
2 short wen yu rejois
for luvers it is forever (Henree Van Kyke)
66. time is a grate heeler, but for a rash, yuze ointment.
67. time is a grate teech, but it kill the lerner (Hekter Berlioz)
b. time is the grate teecher, but it kill all lerners
68. time is a streem I go fishing in (Henree D Thoro)
69. time is a waest av munee (Oskar Wild)
time
70. time is best teech, but it kill all lerners
70. time is deth triumpant (Jon Berger)
71. time is good on heros, bad on Selebs (Dan J Boorstin)
72. time is like munee, the less yu hav the more yu stretch it (Josh Billings, 1850)
73. time is munee (Ben Fraklin)
74. time is shuer tu kill yu (Ralf W Emersun)
75. time is the enemy av man
76. time is the gaej av BIZ (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
77. time is the grate heeler, but bad for yer looks (Lusil Harper)
78. time is the koin av life, dont let others spend it for yu (Karl Sandberg)
79. time is the longest distans tween 2 plaeses (Tenessee Willyums, 1955)
time
80. time is the most preshus, dont waest it (Ben Franklin)
81. time is the most valuabel thang yu kan spend (Laertius Diogenes, 300ad)
82. time is tiking
83. time is wot keep evreethang from happen at wons
but av late it dont seem tu werk
84. time keep evreethang from happen at wons
85. time kyuer all dazeezes (Ben Franklin)
86. time make more konverts than reesun (Tom Paen)
87. time pass me bi
88. time shood keep evreethang from happen at wons, but it dont werk
89. time stae long nuff if yu yuze it (Leonardo DaVinsee, 1490)
time
90. time teech all thangs (Aeschylus)
91. time teech many lessuns
92. time tu bite the bullet
93. time tu hit the sak
94. time tu hit the saddle
95. time tu meet yer maker
96. time tu put him out tu pasture
97. time tu rest mi dogs
98. time tu slap lether
99. time tu start most thangs is 10 yeers ago (Mignon McLaughlin)
time
100. time tu tern over a nu leef
101. time we want most but yuze it baddest (Will Pen)
102. time will tell
103. times a waesting
104. timing hav a lot tu du with the outkum av a raen dans
105. waested time=waested life (R. Shanon)
106. we spend half our life triing tu find sumthang tu du with
the time we save bi rushing tu fast (Will Rogers)
107. wen the time is rite, du wot yu must (Jak Simplot)
108. woman hu sae her wont be a minut is rite [maby 1 hr]
109. yu bekum aware av time the less yu hav (P W Litchfeeld)
time
110. yu find time tu du wot yu like
111. yu kant bi time (Peter Druker)
112. yu kant resiekel waest time
113. yu mae replaes lost welth
medisin mae fix lost helth
study replaes lost mind
but lost time is gon forever...(Sam Smiles, 1850)
114. yu will hav time if yu yuze time good (Jon Goeth, 1790)
115. yu will lern in good time (Euripides, 440 bc)
116. yu wont luze if yu take time (Abe Linkoln)
2042. tip...
1. arent yu gonna giv me a tip?
floss regular
2. tip av the iesberg...small hint av big problem
2043. tired...
1. Yu get most tired from werree, frustrate, & resent (Dale Karnagee, 1940)
2044. tit for tat=giv as much as yu get=kounterakt, offset
2045. tite...
1. tite as a tik
2. tite as bark on a tree
2046. titer...
1. titer than a nat's chuf [kareful bout spending]
2. titer than dik's hat band
3. titer than the bark on a tree
2047. toe...
1. toe in the water...test the water b4 yu jump in
be kareful & test b4 yu du sumthang
2. toe the line=konform, gotu the spesified spot, stae in yer plaes
from boxing in erlee daes...draw line on ground
boxers had tu kum & put toe tu the line.
2048. toest... (such as Nu Yeer's toests)
1. cheers tu the nu yeer & anuther chans tu get it rite (Opra Winfree)
2. let the nu yeer find yu a better man (Ben Franklin)
3. mae yer hand stretch out tu help, not tu beg (Irish)
b. stretch out in freendship, not in need
4. mae yer trubels last as long as yer Nu yeers resolushuns (Joe Adams)
5. ring out the old, ring in the nu (Alfred lord Tennyson, 1850)
6. tu the fyucher, the past; tu freends, neer & far
2049. tolerate...
1. Amerika tolerate murder but not kik a dog
2. art dont tolerate reesun (Albert Kamus)
3. dispite the noveltee in the werld, we tolerate inkredabel dullness (Henree D Thoro)
4. dont kondem in haest (Top P Kempis, 1420)
5. folks tolerate nu stuff as long as it is the same as old (Charles F Ketering , 1925)
6. I respekt em but kant tolerate em (Charles deGaul)
7. I thank theer is just 1 kind av folks. Folks (Harper Lee)
8. I tolerate the rules I kan liv with, brake all others (Robert Heimlein)
9. if folks did wot states du, yu woodnt tolerate it (L Ron Hubbard)
tolerate
10. if yu kant tolerate small problems, yu kant be grate (Chineez)
11. it is yer duty tu tolerate differenses til god reveel the reel truth (Jon Milton)
12. judj me all yu want, but keep it tu self
13. leest tolerant is sinner terned saent (Charles K Kolton, 1820)
14. librarians tolerate evree kind av krank & esentrik (Garrison Kellor)
15. nontolerat is the best wae tu sho yu R supeeryer (Sidnee J Harris)
16. nurosis kant tolerate ambigueus (Sigmund Froid)
17. our values R wot we tolerate in others (Will Greider)
b. wot yu tolerate in others define yer values
18. sum beleev nuthang, & thus tolerate evreethang (Robert Browning)
19. theer is a limit tu forbeer (Edmund Burk, 1760)
tolerate
20. tolerate=dont kare (W S Maugham, 1925)
21. tolerate, chaenj, or be grateful
22. tolerate evreethang=teech nuthang (F J Kinsman)
23. tolerate is dull & boring. It meen yu kan stand it (Ed M Forster, 1920)
24. tolerate is good for all or nun (Edmund Burk, 1760)
25. tolerate is mostly apathy (Frank M Kolbee, 1900)
26. travel teech yu tu tolerate (Ben Dirraeli, 1840)
27. we forgiv evil, but dont tolerate it (Luis B Smedes)
28. we tolerate vieses we kum tu no good (Syrus)
29. we want our freends tu tell us our bad points,
but kant tolerate an ass hu duit (Will James)
tolerate
30. wen I giv a speech, I aksept em hu look at theer watches,
I wont tolerate em hu hold the watch tu his eer like maby it stopped (Marsel Achard)
31. yu get wot yu tolerate (Jon G Agno)
32. yu gotta tolerate faelyuer, but dont aksept it (Reggee Jaksun)
33. yu gotta tolerate yu'll never be sekure (Erik From)
34. yu need sens av humer tu tolerte the unplesant (An Landers)
--------------- werds on toomstones ---------------------
2050 Toomstone
1. an atheist (Thurmont, Md)
all dressed up
no plaes tu go
2. Arabella yung
now her hold her tung
3. Harry Smith (Albany, NY)
looked up the elevater shaft tu see
if the kar on the wae down. It was.
4. heer is mi wife, let her be
she's at rest & me 2
5. heer lae the body av Anna (Enosburg Falls, Vermont)
dun in bi a banana
not the fruit laed her lo
The skin made her go
6. heer lae Lester moor (Toomstone, Ari)
4 slugs from a 44
no Les, no more
7. I told yu I am sik [Jorjya]
8. Inkeeper, 1875
in hope av Zion
landlord av the Lion
his sun keep the biz still
rezined tu hevenlee will
9. Israel wanted bred (Rihliesford, England)
the Lord sent manna
Old Wallas wanted a wife
the devil sent anna
toomstone
10. Jon Brown...fill his last kavitee [dentist]
11. Jon Pees (Nantucket, Mass)
hees not heer, oenlee the pod
Pees shelled out & went tu god
12. Jon Penny (Wilborn, England)
dig 4 ft deep
yu will find a penny
13. Jon Strange
heer lae an onest lawyer
That is strange
14. Jones
stokbroker
down 6
15. now du yu beleev I'm sik?
16. Owen Moor (London, England)
gon awae
owin more
than he kood pae
17. Welland Ontario
Heer is Charlott
born a virjin, died a harlot
16 yrs av virjinity
marvalus in this visinity
2051. Toot yer oen horn
2052. tooth...
1. tooth & nael=bite & skratch=fite dirtee
2. toothless wunder=gutless wunder=no guts, no inishateev
2053. top...
1. theer is alwaes room at the top (Danyeel Webster)
2. top brass=the hiest bosses
3. top drawer=best, hi quality, first klas
2053. tote
1. Its a tote bag tu keep all our tote bags in
2054. towel...
1. the towells theer was so thik, I kood hardlee kloes the suitkase (Yogi Berra)
2055. tower...
1. tower av babel=disorganized, konfused, noisy (from Genesis)
2. tower av strength=strong, dependabel
2056. trade...
1. no naeshun was ever ruened bi trade (Ben Franklin)
2057. tradishun... (tradition in krateez)
1. as soon as yu see tradishun, its ded (Allan Bloom, 1980)
2. for em hu dont hav time or munee tu duit rite (Kirt Adler)
3. preseedent embalm prinsapal (Ben Disraeli, 1840)
4. tradishun: ded rule the living (August Komte, 1840)
5. tradishun=habits av R ansesters (Walter Lipman, 1960)
6. tradishun is demokrasee av ded ansesters (Gilbert Chesterton, 1900)
2058. traffik...
1. dont thank yer on the rite roed just kaus theers a lotta traffik
2. life is 2 short for traffik (Dan Bellak)
3. smart Amerikans blo horns tu brake up traffik jams (Mary E Kellee)
4. The kar dissolv the fabrik av the sittee.
bildings R left as small ilands in a see av ugly traffik (James M Fitch, 1960)
5 tu solv the traffik problem, make law
so oenlee paed-for kars get on the hiwae (Will Rodgers)
6. xtra mile dont hav traffik jam
2059. tragadee... ("tragedy"in superkrat)
1. 2 tradadees in live: 1. dont get wot yu want
2:du get wot yu want
2. Amerika want tragadee with happy end (Will D Howel, 1880)
3. it is tragik tu not yuze yer abilitees (Oliver W Holmes, 1850)
4. life is a Greek tragadee (Billy Joel)
5. the bad end unhappy, the good end unlukky (Tom Stoppard)
6. the tragadee av life...not it end 2 suen, but we waet 2 ong tu start (W M Luis)
7. the werld is a komadee tu em hu thank, a tragadee tu em hu feel (Horaes Walpole, 1760)
8. tragadee=fakts not rekonized in time (Will D Montpert)
9. tragadee is paen (Edith Hamilton, 1900)
tragadee
10. tragadee is wen I kut mi finger.
Komadee is wen yu walk intu open man hole (Mel Brooks)
11. tragik: virchu dont triumph (Jorj Orwell, 1940)
12. tu end tragadee, purify yer pashun (Aristotel, 325 bc)
2060. trakter in the raen, yu bied it in vaen [if it sit & rust, waested]
2061. tranquil...
1. tranquility is bad for kreeativ werk (jorj Santayana)
2062. travel...
1. 2 emoshuns on a plane...bored, terrer (Orson Wells)
2. a man shood alwaes be redee tu muve on (Mike Monaigne, 1570)
3. averaej tuerist wanna go weer theer R no tuerists (Sam Ewing)
4. best part av travel is antisipate & remember. Duit is the bad part (Regina Nadelson)
5. best part av yerropeon tuer is 3 weeks after yu unpack (Jorj Ade, 1900)
6. best wae tu tell if yu like sumwon: travel with him (Mark Twaen)
7. fool wander, wise man travel (Tom Fuller, 1640)
8. I dont like tu feel at home wen Im awae (Jorj B Shaw)
9. I travel tu go, not tu get theer (Robert L Stevensun)
travel
10. if god ment man tu fli, he wood make it eezeeer tu get tu aerport (Jorj Winters)
11. if yu look like yer passport pik, yer tu sik tu go (Will Kommen)
12. interstate hiwae...yu kan go koest-2-koest & never see nuthang (Charles Kuralt)
13. just get on a hiwae. Eventually it will end in a Disnee parking lot (Dave Barry)
14. me ben round the werld & formed a bad pinyun av it (Charles Baudelair, 1860)
15. most portant trip...meet folks halfwae (Henree Boy)
16. oenlee lite characters travel,
hu dont hav a task tu keep em home (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
17. plaens R like diet...good for others tu go on (Jeen Ker, 1958)
18. take half the klothes & 2-times the munee yu planned (Susan Andersun)
19. the farther yu go, the less yu no (Lao-zu, 600 bc)
travel
20. the most disagreeabel thangs in Venice is the visiters (Henree James, 1880)
21. the most xsitement was wen we got lost (Rae Bradbury)
22. the werld is a book. If yu dont travel, yu reed 1 paej (St Augustine)
23. travel...good part is antisapate, reel part is luze bags (Regina Nadelson)
24. travel...ride an ass, mosqueto bites, diareea...dont spekt konfort (Lord Byron, 1820)
25. travel brodden yer ass if not yer mind (Ernest Hemingwae, 1940)
26. travel is a fools paradise. All plaeses R the same (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
27. travel is a gambel...yu hope tu get wot yu spekt (Jon Goeth, 1790)
28. travel make wise gooder, fool badder (Tom Fuller, 1640)
29. travel make yu wiser but not happy (Tom Jeffersun, 1780)
travel
30. travel provide skar tissyu for the mind (Dave Barry)
31. travel revive the mind (Seneka)
32. travel teech yu tu tolerate (Ben Dirraeli, 1840)
33. traveler must like boredum (Aldous Huxlee, 1935)
34. tuerest is even more monotonus than daely life (Mason Koolee)
35. tuerest see wot him kum tu see (Gilbert Chesterton, 1910)
36. wen a kupel plan tu travel,
wife's first thot is "wot tu weer"
husband: "how du I get outta it?"
37. werth see it? yes. Werth go tu see it? no. (Sam Jonsun, 1740)
2063. tree...
1. tall as a tree
2. theer famlee tree dont branch
3. tite as bark on a tree
4. tree fall the wae it leen
5. tree is noed bi its fruet
2064. trend,,,
1. trends R bottom-up, fads top-down (Jon Naisbit)
2065. tri... (try in krateez)
1. in triing times, keep triing
2. the dif tween tri & triump is a littel ump
3. tri tu better self (Will Faulkner)
4. tri tu chaenj the werld & see how far yu get
5. tri tu du sumthang & fael is gooder than dont tri & sukseed (Loid Jones)
6. tri tu get rich in 1 yeer, get hanged in 6 months
7. tri tu liv so even the undertaker will be sorry (Mark Twain)
8. tri tu make others happy, even if yu hafta leev em alone tu duit
9. tri tu pleez all & yu dont pleez NE (yu pleez nun)
10. wot wood yu tri if yu noed yu kant fael? (Robert A Schuller)
11. yu will never tri if first yu gotta get past all objekshuns (Sam Jonsun, 1759)
2066. trial...
see also...trubel
1. God prepare grate men for grate tasks with grate trials
2. if is is a lemon, make lemonade (Howard Gossage)
3. if we noed all the problems av a long trip, we wood never start (Dan Rather)
3. The werld is full av kaktus, but yu dont hafta sit onit (Will Folee)
4. trial...a formal inquiry dezined tu pruve judjes,
lawyers, & jurers blameless (Ambrose Beers, 1880)
5. trials teech yu wot yu R (Charles H Spurgeon, 1870)
6. trust the lord, but get a good lawyer (Oliver North)
2067. tribulashun dont hert unless it tern yu sour (Edwin Chapin)
tru...see true
2068. trim...
1. trim yer saels=restrain self, kut bak, spend less
2069. trip...
1. a trip av 1000 miles start with step 1 (Chineez)
2. a trip av 1000 miles start with klik 1 (www vershun)
3. a trip av 1000 miles start with flat tire & broke fan belt
4 bad gie chaes woman...her will alwaes trip & fall, no matter weer or wen
[zampel av std plots in muvees]
5. fall down staers start with first trip
6. I hav a long trip tu take (Walter Rawlee, 1618)
7. if we noed all the problems av a long trip, we wood never start (Dan Rather)
8. its not the speed av the trip that kount. Its if yu get theer
9. life is a 1-wae trip
10. life is a trip, not a destinaeshun (not an end)
11. life is a trip, yu gotta go no matter how bad the roed (Oliver Goldsmith, 1760)
12. math is a trip intu a straenj wilderness (W S Anglin)
13. most portant trip...meet folks halfwae (Henree Boy)
14. wotever wae yu tern, fate stik out a foot & trip yu (martin Goldsmith)
15. trip the lite fantastik=dans (Jon Milton, 1631)
2070. trojan hoers=beware av triks=beware av Greeks with gifts
from (Homer, Iliad, c. 1400bc) war tween Grees & Troy
Greeks triked troy with big wood hoers with soldyers inside
2071. trubel... (trouble in krateez)
1. av the many trubels I had, most never kame (james A Garfeeld, 1880)
2. forget yer trubels, theer R plentee av nu wons tu replaes em (Brigham Yung, 1840)
3. I noed many trubels, but most never happened (Mark Twain)
4. in open society, yu put up with kaeos (Bowyer Bell)
5. never meet trubel half-wae (Jon Rae, 1670)
6. oenlee won with his trubels behind him=skuel bus driver
7. sum get ie straen lookin for trubel
8. trubel...last yeer's habits meet this yeer's resolushuns
9. trubel=opportunitee in werk klothes (Henree Kieser)
10. trubel is the grate equalizer (An landers)
11. trubel is wot yu make it. Wot kount is how yu take it (E V Kook)
12. trubel shared is kut in 2 (Dorthee Saers, 1930)
13. trubels gro bigger the more yu ners em
14. trubels kum tu pass, not tu stae (Will Arthur Ward)
15. werree=interest on trubel b4 it is due (Deen W R Inge, 1900)
16. yer asking for trubel
2072. true...
see also...truth
1. if I tell yu 3 times, its true (Luis Karrol)
2. in times av universal deseet, tu tell the truth is a revolushun (Jorj Orwell)
3. true blue
4. true freend is the best (Ben Franklin)
5. true is true even tho yu dont understand (W Clemet Stone)
6. true wisdum...yuno how much yu dont no
2073. trust...
1. Amerika dont trust politishuns (Charles Kraut)
2. better tu be deseeved or rong than tu distrust (Stark Yung)
3. dont trust a sekret tu a servant (Jon Driden, 1670)
4. dont trust him hu broke faeth 1 time (Shakespeer)
5. dont trust husband tu far or bacheler tu neer (Helen Roeland, 1910)
6. dont trust kriptik komments
7. dont trust munee, but put munee on trust (Oliver W Holmes, 1850)
8. dont trust NE enterprise that require nu klothes (henree D Thoro)
9. dont trust NE-won over 30
trust
10. I trust folks. I dont trust the devil inside em (Troy Martin)
11. if him lie bout trifels, dont trust him with portant stuff (Babe Palee)
12. if yu dont trust others, yu R inprisuned in baddest sell...self (Graham Green, 1940)
13. if yu kant trust self, trust luk (Ed W How, 1890)
14. if yu trust husband, yu R happy & fuelish (H L Menken, 1920)
15. liberal:trust with prudens. Konserviv: distrust & feer (Will Gladstone, 1866)
16. luv all, trust fyu, rong nun (Shakespeer)
17. most trust all or nun
18. old folks R sloer tu trust (Will Pitt, 1740)
19. skeptik ask god for ID (Edgar A Shoaf)
trust
20. sum sae yu gotta hav guvt kauz yu kant truls folks (Nik Walter)
21. the smoother the man seem, the less yu shood trust him (Will Kowper, 1760)
22. trust akshun, not werds (Alfred Alder)
23. trust evreewon, but kut the kards (Peter Dun, 1910)
24. trust god & keep yer powder dri (Oliver Kromwell, 1640)
25. trust him hu tried (Virgil, 30bc)
26. trust instinkt, even wen yu dont no wi (Ralf W Emersun)
27. trust others leed tu less mistakes than tu distrust (Konte Di Kavour, 1850)
28. trust self (Ralf W Emersun, 1840)
29. tu make a mess av life, trust folks (E M Forster)
30. we R born tu brave, greedy, trust. Most stae greedee (Mignon Mclaughlin, 1966)
2074. truth...
1. 2 waes tu tell the truth...anonymous & posthumus (Tom Sowell)
2. a lie is a many splendered thang, but truth alwaes look the same (Jeen Russo)
3. a man mae stumbel on the truth,
but most pik self up & hurry awae like nuthang happened (W Churchil)
4. a nu sientifik truth dont konvins opponents. In time em die (Max Plank, 1900)
5. all byutee is true (Shoftesbury, 1700)
6. all grate truths start as blasfamee (Jorj B. Shaw, 1890)
7. all truth ask for is tu be free tu sho itself (Tom Paen)
8. alwaes tell the truth, even if yu hafta make it up
9. as skaers as truth is, supli alwaes xseed demand (Josh Billings)
b truth is skaers, but suppli alwaes > demand
truth
10. b4 yu kan speek true, yu must heer it & lern it (Sam Jonsun)
11. bare assershun mae not be naked truth (Jorj Prentis)
12. beware av half truth...yu mae hav the rong half
13. danjerus tu speek tru b4 its time (Greek)
14. dont feer truth & yu wont feer lies (Tom Jeffersun)
15. dont speek evree truth, sumtime it is best tu be silent (Pindar, 500bc)
16. dredful nawleedj=wen the truth dont help (Sofokels)
17. eezeeer tu find 20 men hu kan find truth,
than find 1 man tu stand up for truth (A A Hodj)
b.eezeeer tu find truth than stand up for it ginst all opposed
18. em sae the truth will set yu free...
how kum evreetime I tell the truth, mom send me tu mi room?
19. fawls kum in many vershuns, truth but 1 (Jeen Rouso, 1750)
truth
20. fikshun gotta stik tu the posabel. Truth dont.(Mark Twain)
21. funny tale shood hav sum truth behind it (Charles Lamb, 1810)
22. giv me truth over luv, munee, or fame (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
23. half true=hole lie
24. I am not afraed tu follo truth weerever it leed (Tom Jeffersun)
25. I dont need yes-men. Tell the truth even if I fire yu (Sam Goldwin)
26. I kant make the truth seem beleevabel (Jorj B Shaw)
27. I speek truth as much as I dare. As I get older, I dare more (D A Battista)
28. I told the truth. Em thot it was hell (H S Truman)
29. if the truth will set yu free, wi du em send me tu mi room wen me tell it
truth
30. if yu dont hav good memree, dont take up lieing as yer trade (Mike deMontaigne)
31. if yu had truth in politiks, yu woodnt hav politiks (Will Rogers, 1920)
32. if yu speek true, hav 1 foot in the stirrup (Turk)
33. in times av universal deseet, tu tell the truth is a revolushun (Jorj Orwell)
34. In war, truth is the first tu die (Aeshylus, 500bc)
35. It is eezee tu kill truth & oft hard tu kill a lie (Mark Twain)
36. It is harder tu kill a half truth than a hole lie
37. It is true even if nowon noit (Richard Bach)
38. It is verree loenlee tu see a truth B4 its time (Tom Reed)
39. it take 2 tu spred truth, 1 tu speek, 1 tu heer
truth
40. it take a lotta dirt tu bury truth
41. Kareful with truth, it mae be tu hot tu hold
42. let em no the truth & the kuntree is safe (Abe Linkoln)
43. live true tho poor is better than rich mans lies (Dane)
44. luv truth, pardon errer (Voltare)
45. man alwaes sakrifies truth tu vane, konfort, advantaej (W Somerset Maugham, 1938)
46. man kant lern truth tu komplex & forget wen tu simpel (Rebakka West)
47. man mae stumbel over the truth, but most hurry off like nuthang happened.
(Winston Churchil)
48. many look at truth & see many dif thangs (Jorj Meridth)
49. many wood be truthful sept the erj tu talk get in the wae (Ed W How, 1890)
truth
50. men most feer the truth-teller (Plato, 400bc)
51. mirth is bigger than a lie (JFK)
52. more than the truth wood be 2 much
53. most basik truths sound absurb at first (Liz Gaudge)
54. never speek tru tu em hu kant take it (Mark Twain)
55. no man tell truth bout self; & the naber lie 2
56. no nude is as objekshunabel as the naked truth (Agnes Reppler)
57. nowon speek true wen him want sumthang (Liz Bowen)
58. oenlee 2 waes tu tell the truth...anonamus or wen ded (Tom Sowell)
59. platitude=truth repeeted til yu R sik av it (Stanlee Baldwin)
truth
60. realtee is bad nuff. Wi shood me tell the truth? (Pat Ski)
61. reesun is not the wae tu truth (Werner Heisenberg)
62. respekt for truth is an aquired taest (Mark VanDoren)
63. seek the truth & yu R free, even if yu never katch it (Klarens Darro)
64. seek and yu will find
65. speek the truth, then run for yer life (Slovenia)
66. sinik=yu tell the truth wen em want lies (Lilean Hellman)
67. superstitushun, idoltree, & hipokrit all get good pae.
Truth go begging (Martin Luther, 1520)
68. tell the truth. If yu kant, dont lie.
69. tell the truth & shame the devil wile yu stil liv (Shakespeer)
truth
70. tell the truth, then run for yer life
71. tell the truth, unless yu R xtra good lier (Jerome Jerome)
72. the best wae tu keep yer werd is...dont giv it (Napoleon)
73. the fakts speek for self (David Seebury)
74. the gratest oner tu truth is tu yuze it (Ralf W Emersun)
75. the opposit av truth hav 100,000 faeses (Mike deMonaigne)
76. the publik will beleev NE-thang as long as it is NOT true(Edith Sitwell)
77. the truth seem so simpel wons yu see it (Robert M Pirsig)
78. the truth shall set yu free
79. the truth will make yu mad [krazy] (Al Huxlee)
truth
80. the wae tu truth is long & lined with jeering bastards (Alex Jaklokov)
81. truth annoy (Spaen)
82. truth breed hate (Bias Preen)
83. truth dont feer quesshuns
84. truth go thru 3 stages...1. ridikuel,
2. violent opposed, 3 self evident (Arthur Shopenhower, 1850)
85. truth irritate & dont konvert (Pasquer Quesnel, 1680)
86. truth is a big flirt (Franz Liszt)
87. truth is a most valuabel komoditee, so go eezee on how much yu yuze (Mark Twain)
88. truth is a muving target (Neel Pert)
89. truth is a straenjer, more than fikshun (Mark Twain)
ie...yu meet less truth than lies
truth
90. truth is grate & all powerful (Vulgate)
91. truth is its reward (Plato, 400bc)
92. truth is like gold...yu gotta wash awae all that is not gold (Leo Tolstoy)
93. truth is most valuabel, that is wi em so seldum yuze it
94. truth is not a vyupoint (Vernon Howard)
95. truth is not pure & never simpel (Oskar Wild)
96. truth is oft kounterfit, like all valuabels (James Gibbons)
97. truth is reel (Mary Richards)
98. truth is shorter than fikshun (Irving Kohen)
99. truth is simpel (Euripides, 410 bc) & (Mark Ammianus, 100ad)
truth
100. truth is so rare, it is deliteful tu tell (Emily Dickensun)
101. truth is so valuabel, I tri tu yuze as littel as I kan (Mark Twaen)
102. truth is straenjer than fikshun
103. truth is straenjer than fikshun kauz fikshun gotta make sens (Leo Rosten, 1950)
104. truth is the best vindikashun gaenst slander (Abe Linkoln)
105. truth is the dotter av time (Aulus Gelius)
106. truth is the funneeest joke in the werld (Jorj B Shaw)
107. truth is the same old story (Margaret Thatcher)
108. truth is truth, tu the end (Shakespeer)
109. truth is tuff (Oliver W Holms)
truth
110. truth is yer refuge (Buda)
111. truth kan be danjerus. It is paeshent & relentless (R S Richards)
112. truth kan be kruel. But yu kan luv it. It free em hu luv it (Jorj Santayana)
113. truth kan stand bi self, fawls need guvt support (Tom Jeffersun)
114. truth kum from bottels. Old truth kum from old bottels
115. truth kum from errer, not from konfused (Fransis Bakon, 1600)
116. truth look different tu all, kant waet til all agree (James R Lowell, 1850)
b truth sho a diff faes tu eech. Kant waet til all agree on how it look (James Lowel)
117. truth mae free yu, but first it make yu miserbel (Jim Davis)
118. truth rise abuv fawls (Cervantes)
119. truth shall set yu free
truth
120. truth stand bi self. Errer need guvt support (Tom Jeffersun)
121. truth start as blasfamee (Jorj B Shaw, 1919)
122. truth teller is the most dreded enemee (Plato)
123. truth told with bad intent beets all lies yu invent (Will Blake)
124. truth will prevail. Sept it aent so. (Mark Twaen, 1935)
125. truth withstand all tests (Einstein)
126. tu find truth, yu gotta be free (Franklin Roosevelt)
127. tu fool the werld, tell the truth (Otto Bismark, 1860)
128. tu ruin the truth, stretch it
129. we hold thees truths tu be self evident. All R made equal.
The maker endow all with permanent rites.
Mung thees R life, libertee, & the rite tu seek hapeeness (Tom Jeffersun)
truth
130. we R greedee for lie that flatter, stingee with bitter truth (Denis Diderot)
131. wen it is funny, serch it for hid truth (Jorj B Shaw)
132. wen truth is divided, errers multipli (Eli Siegal)
133. wen we argue, we oft luze site av truth (Publilus Sirus)
134. wen yu deskribe truth, leev elegans tu a taeler (Einstein)
135. wen yu get mad, yu kant see truth (Kato, 200 bc)
136. wide held pinyun mae be absurd (Utter Russel)
137. yu gotta seek truth for tu see the lite (Oliver W Holms, 1840)
138. yu need tu sho em reel fakts (Abe Linkoln)
2075. tu...
1. 2 av a kind
2. 2 bits short av a dollar
3. 2 daes from tudae tumorro is yesterdae
4. 2 R better than 1 - If 1 fall down, his freend kan help him up
5. tu advise kids, find out wot em want & giv it tu em (HST)
6. tu are better than 1, if 1 fall down, his freend can help him up
7. tu av a kind
8. tu avoid kritisism, du nuthang, sae nuthang, be nuthang (Elbert Hubbard)
9. tu bad all hu no how tu run the kuntree drive taxees (Jorj Burns)
tu
10. tu ban books is tu treet folks like fools or slaves (Klaud Adreen)
11. tu be happy is better than tu be king
12. tu be or not tu be, that be the quesshun, if tis nobler tu...
(Shakespeer...Hamlet[the littel prins hu koodnt])
if it be gooder tu suffer the slings & arroes av outraejus forchun....
13. tu be yer master, yu must be yer slave (Natalee Barnee, 1950)
14. tu big for yer britches
15. tu bits short av a dollar
16. tu boot=also
17. tu chaenj 1 mind kan chaenj the werld
18. tu chaenj sumwon, chaenj how him see self
19. tu chaenj yer mind, yu must first hav 1
tu
20. tu deseev a diplomat speek the truth, him dont hav NE sperience with it. (greek)
21. tu eech his oen
2076. tu err is human...
1. tu err is human, tu forgiv devine (original)
217. tu err is human, tu forgiv devine, tu persist=devilish
2. tu err is human, but it feel devine (Mae West)
3. tu err is human, more human tu blame puter (Robert Orben)
4. tu err is human, tu forgiv almost not noed (Frank Adams)
5. tu err is human, tu forgiv devine, tu persist=devilish (Ben Franklin)
6. tu err is human, tu forgiv is gaenst kumpanee polasee
7. tu err is human, tu foul up big time requie a passwerd
8. tu err is human, tu mess up kompleetly, yuze puter
2077. tu everything theer is a seesun & a time (Ekleezeasteses)
2078. tu find...
1. tu find a girl's faults, praes her tu her girlfreends (Ben Franklin)
2. tu find fault is eezee, tu duit gooder is hard (Arthur Bell)
3. tu fish in trubeled water (take advantaej av konfushun)
4. tu get along, yu gotta go along (politiks, thus it iz a BAD saeing)
5. tu get bak on yer feet, miss 2 kar paements
6. tu heds are better than 1
7. tu hot tu handel
8. tu hot tu tango and tu old tu strol
9. tu klimb steep hill start with sloe paes at first (Shakespeer)
10. tu's kumpanee; 3's a krowd
11. tu left feet
12. tu let a fool kiss yu is dum
tu let a kiss fool yu is badder
13. tu liv, get rid av problems. dont tri tu liv with em (Bernard Baruch)
14. tu liv without luving is tu not reelly liv
15. tu luv self is tu hav a lifelong romansz
2079. tu make...
1. tu make a virchu av necessity (Chauser, then Shakespeer)
2. tu many kooks spoel the broth
3. tu manee kliks spoil the brows
4. tu manee liv without werking, tu many werk without liv (Diogenes)
5. tu manee miss the silver lining kauz em spekt gold (Maurees Setter)
6. tu manee parasites liv on the industreus (Tom Jeffersun)
2080. tu much...
1. tu much av a good thang is wunderful (Mae West)
2. tu much av evreethang is just rite (Bob Wier)
3. tu much kandy for the penny [2 good tu be true]
4. tu no the roed ahed, ask em kumming yer wae (Chineez)
5. tu perswaed, yu gotta appeel tu interest, not tu smarts (Ben Franklin)
6. tu pueped (pooped) tu pop and tu old tu strol
7. tu punish me for mi kontempt av authoritee, fate made me an authoritee (Einstein)
8. tu put a jeenyus in skuel is tu put a raeshoers on a tredmill (Charles Kolton, 1820)
9. tu stae yung...be onest, eet slo, & lie bout yer aej (Luseel Ball)
10. tu thank is tu differ (Klarens Darro)
11. tu the bitter end=keep going no matter wot
12. tu thik tu drink, tu thin tu plow (Mazuerah River)
13. tu's kumpanee; three's a krowd (2's kumpanee, 3's a krowd)
14. tu violate laws av fiziks, yu gotta be a fool or jeenyus
2081. tuch...
1. tuch and go=kan go eether wae...risky so yu mae or mae not duit
2. tuched in the hed
2082. tudae... (today in krateez)
1. dont let yesterdae yuze-up 2 much av tudae (Cherokee)
2. dont look bak mad, or forward afraed, look around now (James Thurber)
3. dont slite the neer bi aem at the far (Euripides)
4. I liv now (Ralf W Emersun)
5. if yu talk bout yerterdae, yu dont du much tudae
6. forever is a bunch av nows (Emilee Dikkensun)
7. now is evreethang (D H Larens)
8. tudae a reeder, tumorro a leeder (W Fasselman)
9. tudae is the first dae av the rest av yer life
10. tudae is the last dae av yer life (so far)
tudae
11. tudae is the tumorro yu put off yesterdae
12. tudae is the tumorro yu werreed bout yesterdae
13. we get redee tu liv, but dont (Ralf W Emersun)
14. yesterdae=histree, tumorro=mistree, tudae=gift (Bolatunde Olatunji)
15. yu gotta liv hapalee-ever-after tudae (Margaret Bonano)
16. yu sed "tudae is the first dae av the rest av yer life" yesterdae
2083. tuer... (tour in krateez)
1. tuer gide: This bilding stae the same 600 yrs. Nuthang chaenjed
. tuerist : Must hav the same landlord as us.
2084. tuerist (tourist in krateez)
1. baddest part bout be tuerist...other tuesists reknize yu R a tuesist (Russel Baker)
2085. tuff...
1. Hardest(tuffest) tudu...keep a sekret, forgiv a hert, yuze free time wise (China)
2. tuff as an old boot
3. tuff as naels
4. tuff as old lether
5. tuff roe tu hoe
6. tuff times dont last forever, tuff folks du (Robert Skuller)
2086. tumorro...
1. 1 tudae is werth 2 tumorros (Ben Franklin)
2. giv tudae, take bak tumorro (Horaes, 5ad)
3. liv for tumorro, its oenlee a dae awae (Leo Buskaglia)
4. pile up a lotta tumorros & yu hav a lotta emptee yesterdaes (Harold Hill)
5. put off tumorro & yu will hav emptee yesterdaes (Music man)
6. tumorro=wen idelers werk, fools reform, men gotu heven
7. tumorro du yer baddest, me liv tudae (Jon Driden)
8. tumorro is a nu dae. Start it sereen & in hi spirit.
Ignore yesterdae's nonsens (Ralf W Emersun)
9. tumorro is the bizeest time av the yeer [or av the week] (Spanish)
10. tumorro is yesterdae b4 yu noit tudae
11. tumorro never kum
12. yesterdaes krisis is tumorros joke (H G Wells, 1900)
13. yu kan duit, yu shood duit, yu shall duit...tumorro
14. yu plan tu reform tumorro. But tumorro never kum (Ben Franklin)
2087. tung...
1. a full tung & emptee braen R seldum parted (Fransis Quarels)
2. a malishus tung is badder than a devil (Chauser, 1380)
3. a sharp tung dont meen a sharp mind
4. a tung kan kut a freendship in 2 (Chauser, 1380)
5. av all the werds av tung & pen
the saddest R "it mite hav ben"
6. better tu slip with foot than with tung (Ben Franklin)
7. dont giv tung tu yer thots (Shakespeer)
8. England & Amerika R 2 kuntrees seprated bi a kommon tung (Jorj Bernard Shaw)
9. gard yer tung (Chauser, 1380)
10. god hate bragging tungs (Sofokels)
11. no sord bite as deep as an evil tung
12. sum men hav tungs that kood rule the masses,
if em kood kontrol theer tungs (Jorj Prentis)
13. the finest kommand av tung...him hu keep mouth shut (Sam Raebern)
14. tung in cheek=joke (1748)
15. Watch yer tung!
2088. tung twister...
1. If 1 dokter dokter nuther dokter,
du the dokter hu dokter the dokter dokter the dokter
the wae the dokter him dokter dokter?
Or du the dokter dokter the wae the dokter hu dokter dokter?
2089. turtel
1. turtel advans bi stik out its nek
2089. TV... (television in krateez)
1. 98% av homes hav TV. Other 2% gotta make theer oen sex & violens (Jeen Baelos)
2. a vois that go round the werld is no wiser than gotu end av the bar (Edward R Murro)
3. all TV is for kids (Richard P Adler)
4. announser: and now the nuz that happened during the kommershals
5. du yu thank TV is harmful tu kids?
dont no, never had 1 fall on me.
6. em sae 90% av TV is junk. Thats normal (Jeen Rodenbury)
7. fastest wae tu get a dokter or kop...tern on TV
8. for pespektiv, wot if printing press was limited
tu komiks oenlee (Robert M Hutkins, 1977)
9. good gies win on evree sho sept the nuz
TV
10. how kan yu sho a drama wen evree 8 minuts em put on a rabbit
that dans with toilet paper? (Rod Serling, 1995)
11. hrs av nuthang (Fred Glezer)
12. I wished TV had nob tu ternup its smarts
it hav brite nob, but it dont werk
13. if god intented man tu watch TV, him wood hav gave yu rabbit-eers
14. if not for elektrisitee, we wood watch TV bi kandellite (Jorj Gobel)
b.if not for Edisun, we wood watch TV bi kandellite (Al boliska)
15. if not for TV, we wood eet freezed radio meels (Jonnee Karsun)
16. if the TV & fridj was not so far apart, we wood not get NE xersize (Joee Adams)
17. if yu thot TV was lo klas, waet til next yeer (Art Buchwald, 1966)
18. in Beverlee-Hills em dont thro awae theer garbage,
em tern it intu TV shoes (Woody Allan)
19. kabel tv hav 24-hr wether channel. Wen I was a kid we had same thang...a windo
TV
20. men dont kare wotz on TV...oenlee wot els is on TV.
21. milyuns watch same sho at same time & all be lonesum (T S Eliot, 1960)
22. next jenerashun will hav ies big as kantalopes, but no braen (Fred Allen)
23. pure drivel tend tu drive ordinary drivel off the TV
24. see murder on TV help yu werk off antagonisms.
If yu dont hav antagonisms, tv kommershals will giv em tuyu (Alfred Hitchkok)
25. sex on TV wont hert yu 'less yu fall off
26. siren that promis so much, giv so littel (Rae Bradbury)
27. situation komedee thrive on kanned laff.
Teknishikans graft from old ded audeeanses (Russel Baker)
28. skinny TV match shallo programs
29. smallest bookstore hav more ideas av werth than biggest tv (Nathalee Sarraut)
TV
30. thanks tu TV, kids see more muvees from the 30's & 40's than the parents did
31. the bubetube kan be a dreem box (Ursula LeGuin)
32. theater is life, muvee is art, TV is furnacher
33. truth based on TV ads...
beer attrakt byuteeful females.
34. TV...streets not safe, skuels not safe, parks not safe, but
underarms got the best protekshun munee kan bi.
35. TV: for yu hu went tu the kitchen during the kommershal, I'll repeet it now
36. TV=automated daedreem (Lee Luvinger)
37. TV=chu gum for the ies (Frank l Rite, 1950)
38. TV=entertaen with no morals (Rita Mae Brown)
39. TV=gues that lae skrambeled aegs
dont blame it if yu prefer kaviar (Lee Luvinger)
TV
40. TV=teech, mother, sekret luver (Simpsons)
41. TV box sho sumwon yu wood never let in yer hous (Mark Fumaroli)
42. TV bring murder bak in the home, weer it belong (Alfred Hitchkok, 1980)
43. TV bring us wot dont be (Barbara Erenreich)
44. TV chaenj kid from nonresistabel foers tu nonmuevabel objekt
45. TV is a devies tu make the ignorant more ignorant & the krazee more krazee
46. TV is a nu medium...not rare & not well dun (Fred Alan or Ernee Kovak)
47. TV is a wae tu make the ignorant more ignorant & the nuts more loonee
48. TV is chu gum for the ies (Frank L Rite)
49. TV is edukashunal.
Wen sumwon tern it on, me go tu other room & reed a book (Grocho Marx, 1975)
TV
50. TV is fikel (Tom Brokaw)
51. TV is kloeser tu life than books (kamil Paglia)
52. TV is tu nuz like bumper stikkers R tu fil-los-a-fee (Richard Nixon)
53. TV let yu entertain in the living room
with folks yu wood never let in yer home (David Frost)
54. TV meen fites, violens, fowl tung...just tu see hu get the remote (Donna Gephart)
55. TV nuz: if theers no nuz, we pretend nuthang IS nuz (David Brinklee)
56. TV pruev yu will look at NE-thang rather than eech other (Ann Landers)
57. TV raesed riting tu a nu lo (Sam Goldwin)
58. TV sho bout arab sheek with 50 suns..."Oil in the Famlee"
59. TV tern us intu morons (Danyel Marsh)
TV
60. TV wall-out the werld (Astrid Alauda)
61. TV will never kompeet with radio. Folks dont hav time for it (Nu York Times, 1939)
62. yer freend was the life av the party
yes, the oenlee won louder than the TV
2090. tweedeldum & tweedeldee=2 kanidates or groups or partees look almost the same
werds invented bi Jon Byrom in 1740.
expresshun kum from Luis Karol, "Thru the Lookin Glas", 1872
2091. tween...
1. tween a rok and a hard plaes=all choises R bad
2. tween sae & du, weer out many a shu (Italy)
3. tween the devil & the deep blue see
4. tween yu, me, and the fens post
2092. Twenty (or 40) miles av bad roed
2093. Twinkling av an ie=fast, short time
2094. twisted like a pretzel
2095. twix & tween
2096. tyranny... (tirant) (teranee in non-krat)
1. as long as folks worship rulers,
seesars will rise tu make yu miserabel (Aldous Huxlee, 1930)
2. Bad laws R the baddest tipe av tyranny (Ed Burk, 1750)
3. deth is better than tyranny (Aeschylus, 500bc)
4. I sweer tu fite evree form av tyranny (Tom Jeffersun)
5. kings R tirants as polisee. Subjekts R rebels bi prinsapal (Ed Burk, 1770)
6. polees-state kant order food tu gro (JFK)
7. tirant kant chaen the mind (Kolton)
8. tirant kant trust even a freend (Aeschylus, 500bc)
9. tirant start as protekter (Plato, 400bc)
10. tyranny & anarkee R brothers (Jereme Bentham, 1790)
11. tyranny bi many is more vigerus than bi 1 (Andru Jaksun)
12. wen tirant die, his rule end. Wen martyr die, his rule start (Soren keerkegard, 1840)
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