2097. uglee... ("ugly" in krateez)
1. arrested for inpersonating a human
2. byutee is short, uglee is forever
3. deth wood impruev him (Saki)
4. fashun is so uglee, em gotta chaenj it evree 6 months (Oskar Wild)
5. he wood make a luvlee koerps (Charles Dickens)
6. her faes is her chaperone
7. look like the dog kept him under the porch for a week
8. so uglee, her hire out tu haunt houses
9. so uglee, mother tied pork chops tu his eers so the dog wood plae with him
10. uglee as a mud fens
11. uglee as sin
12. uglee dukling=NE-1 hu looked like a faelyuer
but bekame rich, suksusful, or faemus
from story bi Hans C Andersun, 1847
13. ugleeer than a hoers's ass
14. yer so uglee, yu gotta trik-or-treet bi fone
2098. ulman razer...if dum splaen it, dont need NE-thang els (Robert Ulamn)
2099. Under...
1. Under kapitalism, man exploit man. Socialism is the oppasit (Polish)
2. under the aegis av =him sponser yu
3. under the auspices av=him help yu
4. Under the wether...yu hav miner sik, such as a kold
oft exkues for wen yu dont wanna go in tu werk or hav hangover
2100. Unfortunate
1. Unfortunately, yer warranty died wile yu waeted on the fone
2100. understand... (comprehenshun in krateez)
1. 3 thangs me dont understand...art, muzik, wemen (Benard Fontenel, 1690)
2. a kid av 5 wood understand this. Go fetch a kid av 5 (Groucho Marx)
3. b4 yu kontradikt an old man, tri tu understand him (Jorj Santayana)
4. Bibel is an inspiration for em hu dont understand it (Jorj Santayana)
5. diskreshun protekt yu, understand gard yu (Proverbs)
6. ekonomist...him state the obveeus in terms nowon kan understand (Afred Knof)
7. em dont understand. Liv with it (Jon W Goeth, 1790)
8. first understand, then tri tu be understood (Beka L Allen)
9. folks hu dont understand self, wanna (Will Stekel)
understand
10. hard tu understand wen yer boss insist yu ignore it (Upton Sinklaer, 1920)
b. it is hard tu get a man tu understand
sumthang wen his job depend on him ignore it
11. I want a man thats kind & understanding.
is that 2 much tu ask av a milyunaer? (Zsa Gabor) [yes]
12. ies see oenlee wot the braen kan understand (Robert Davees)
13. if folks understand eech other, em will never agree (Charles Baudelare)
14. if it dont fit on 1 paej, em wont unerstand it (Mark Ardis)
15. if yu dont understand, yu kant hav it (Jon W Goeth, 1790)
16. if yu kan keep yer hed wen all em around yu luze theers,
yu dont understand the problem.
17 If yu sae yuno quantum fiziks, yu dont understand (Neels Bohr, 1940)
18. if yu wanna understand it, tri tu chaenj it (Kert Lewin)
b. if yu want tu understand sumthang, tri tu chaenj it
19. if yu wanna understand tudae, look at yesterdae (Perl Buk)
understand
20. in yueth we lern, in aej we understand (Maree Eschenban)
21. jernalism tri tu explaen wot yu dont understand (Lord Northklif)
22. just kauz nowon understand yu...dont meen yu R a artis
23. man no more than him understand (Al Adler, 1900)
24. mediokritees kant understand wen yu wont submit (A Einstein)
25. men most beleev wot em dont understand (Pliny, 75ad)
26. munee speek a tung all understand (Alfa Ben, 1670)
27. NE nitwit kan understand puter & many du (Ted Nelsun)
28. nowon tern down free meel kauz him dont understand dijesshun (V. I. Klassen)
29. pees kum from understand, not from foers (Einstein)
understand
30. pees must kum from understand, not violens (Ralf W Emersun)
31. power alwaes thank it is beyond the understanding av the week (Jon Adams, 1775)
32. see=remember, du=understand (Konfushus)
33. the more I see av the rich,
the more I understand the giloteen (jorj B Shaw, 1900)
34. true is true even tho yu dont understand (W Clemet Stone)
35. Tu be happy with a man, understand him a lot & luv him a littel
tu be happy with a woman,
luv a lot & dont tri tu understand her (Helen Roeland, 1900)
36. tu see the fyucher, yu gotta see how yu got tu now (Adli Stevensun, 1940)
37. tu understand tudae, start yesterdae (Perl S Buk, 1930)
38. tu understand tumorro, look in the past (Oliver W Holmes, 1880)
39. understand=see patterns (Iasiah Berlin)
understand
40. understand dont impli agree
41. understand sumwon dont meen yu kondone or appruev (Erik From)
42. we first understand deth wen him put his hand on a luved won (M deStael)
43. Wot part av "no" yu dont understand?
44. yu dont gotta understand all (Rene Koty, 1920)
45. yu dont understand til yu werk with it (Ralf W Emersun)
46. yu kant luv it til yu noit (Leonardo Da Vinsee, 1490)
47. yu kant speek so all understand (karl Popper)
48. yuth lern, aej understand (Mary E Eshenbach)
2101. undeside..."the undesides kood go eether wae" (Jorj Bush=president)
2102. Uneezee is the hed that weer the krown
2103. unkel...
1. Unkel Sam=kartuen simbel for United States.
first in print in 7 Sep 1813.
spozed tu be Sam Wilson (1766-1854) hu sold stuff tu us guvt
2. Unkel Tom=simbel av blaks. From story "Unkel Toms Kabin"
bi Harriet B Stoe, 1852.
sum "sivil rites" leeders submit it is submissiv
2104. unkindest kut=his werds hert yu (Shakespeer, Julius Seesar)
2105. unvarnished truth=original, raw vershun (Shakespeer, Othello)
2106. up...
1. up a blind allee
2. up a gum tree=predikament
3. up the kreek without a paddle
4. up the spout=lost, ruined
5. up tu the mark=ok, good
6. up yer sleev=sumthang yu hide so yukan sprize em wen yu pull it out
(such as majikan or krooked kard plaeer)
7. we upped our standards, so up yers (Pat Paulsen for prez)
2107. upper...
1. in old daes, bred was split...bottom part=berned go tu poor folks
middel part was famlee food
upper krust=gests oenlee=the prividjed fyu
2. upper krust...bunch av krumbs held tugether bi do (Joe Thomas)
2108. upset the appel kart=akseedent, konfuzed
2109. USA
1. oenlee kuntree weer houswife hire woman tu kleen hous
so her kan du volunteer werk at the nursery weer kleen woman leev her kid.
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