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waest wage war warm waste water we wed weer welth wemen wen
wen yer over 50 wen yu werd junk werds weree werk werld wether wi wi did the chicken kross roed? wi did the x kross the roed? wi du
wich wife win wisdum wise wish wit woman wot wot jokes wot quesshun wot du yu get wotz


2139. wael...    (well in krat speek)
see also...well
      1. wael timed silens is more elogent than NE speech


2140. waer (wheer, weer)...
      1. waer theer is a will, theer is a lawyer
      2. waer theer is a will, theer is a wae
      3. waer theer is a will, theer R 500 kinfolks
      4. waer theer is life theer is hope
      5. waer theer is much theer is brass
      6. waer theer is no vishun, folks die
      7. waer theer is smoke, theer is fire
2141. waers the beef?

2142. waest...
      1. time waested, averaej over 1 lifetime
           at meetings    =3 yeers
           at red lites   =6 months
           houswerk       =4 yeers
           in lines       =5 yeers
           open junk mael =8 months
           serch for stuf =1 yeer
           stuk in traffik=6 months (averaej av 68 larjest metro areas)
      2. waest not, want not (Ben Franklin)

2143. waet...  (wait in krat speek)
      1. all kum tu him hu waet (Bible)
      2. the stuff that kum tu him hu waet is the diskard av em hu got it first
      3. waet broke the bridge
      4. waet til nite b4 yu sae it was a fine dae. (French)
      5. waet with bated breth
      6. waeter: 2 kups, hu wanted the kleen 1?
      7. waeting for the other shoe tu drop

2144. wage...
see also pae werk
1. a faer daes wage for a faer daes werk (Tom Karliel, 1830) 2. get yer pae b4 yu spend it (Artemus Ward) 3. sit jobs pae more than stand-up jobs (Ogden Nash, 1940) 4. The werld pae for wot yu du, not wot yuno (Laurens Lee) 5. wages av sin=konseequenses 2145. wake... 1. wake up and smell the koffee 2. wake up jon, theers a buglar go thru yer pant pokkets jon: the 2 av yu will hafta fite over it 2146. walk... 1. gage helth bi the number av shues, kotes, hats yu weer out (Ralf W Emersun) 2. good walk is gooder than modern medasin (Paul D White) 3. I like long walks...bi em hu annoi me (Fred Allen) 4. no sitee shood be 2 big tu walk tu the kuntree in the morn (Siril Konnaly) 5. walk a mile in his shues 6. walk on aegs (eggs in krat speek)=be very kareful 7. walk on kloud 9...in bliss so her ignore evreethang round her 8. walk the plank 9. walk the shadoes=leev the lite 10. walk the walk and talk the talk 11. Walk till blush sho on the cheek, but not swet on the brow. (Spaen) 12. walk uprite & perhaps others will koppee yu (Ann Swetchine, 1800) 13. wen mi legs muve, mi thots flo (Henree D Thoro) 2147. walls hav eers...spies evreeweer from ruemers the Louve hav listening tubes in the walls (1540) 2148. walter mitty=daedreem, liv in dreem werld from story bout hen-pekked man yu daedreem av exploits (Hames Thurber, 1932) 2149. want... 1. better tu be wanted for murder than tu not be wanted at all 2. deside wot yu reelly want, dont chase butterflies wen yu want gold (Will M Marston) 3. how bad du yu want it? (Jorj Allen, 1860) 4. I wanna be wot me was wen me wanted tu be like now (Rae Prins) 5. the more yu hav, the more yu want (Ben Franklin) 6. want a 1$ werd? yuze latin. 10$ werd?...yuze Greek. 7. want wot yu hav and yu will hav wot yu want 8. wen yu get it, yu dont want it NE more 9. yer wants gro forever (Ralf W Emersun) 2150. war... see also...pees 1. art av war is tu ges wotz on the other side av the hill (Duke av Wellington) 2. best wae tu hav pees is be redee tu meet the foe (Jorj Washington, 1775) 3. Dam the torpeedos [mines], full speed ahed (David Farragut) 4. Dont fire til yu see the wites av theer ies (Revolushun War) 5. dont fite in heer, this is the war room (muvee "Dr Starngeluv", 1964) 6. em hu dont hav a sord kan still die bi the sord 7. em thank the lak av war is the same as pees (Dorthy Thompson) 8. Fastest wae tu stop a war is luze it (Jorj Orwel) 9. fool the foe (Sun Tzu, 400bc) war 10. Get theer fastest with the mostest (reporter juised up Shermans werds) 11. good war is terrabel, els we wood gro 2 fond av it (Robert E Lee) 12. histree sae war kum wen leeders thank agresshun is cheep (Ronald Raegan) 13. I hav not yet started tu fite (Jon Paul Jones) 14. if all hate war, wi du us hav so many? 15. if not for war, this war wood suit me (Dorothy Saers, 1940) 16. if yu tri tu not offend yer foe, yer a gonner (Deen Acheson) 17. in pees, suns burry father. In war, father burry sun (Herodotus) 18. in war, biggest virchu is foers & fraud (Tom Hobbes, 1620) 19. in war, no 2nd pries for runner-up (Omar Bradlee) war 20. It is good [that] war is so bad, or we mite gro fond av it (Robert E. Lee) 21. It is natural tu kill, how kum yu gotta traen soldyers? (Joan Baez) 22. It oenlee take 1 foe tu start a war 23. It take 20 yrs av pees tu make a man, 20 sekond av war tu kill him (Baudouin) 24. kyuer for war...dont let a naeshun start a war til it pae for the last war (Will Rogers) 25. let luse the dogs av war, the foul deed smell (Shakespeer) 26. let the trubel be in mi dae so mi kids kan hav pees (Tom Paen) 27. maby em will giv a war & nowon will kum (Karl Sandberg) 28. men luv war kauz then wemen wont laff at em (Jon Fowles) 29. more swet in pees=less blood in war (V L Pandit, 1940) war 30. never a good war or a bad pees (Ben Franklin) 31. old men make war, the yung fite & die (Herbert Hoover, 1933) 32. oenlee the ded see the end av war (Plato) 33. plae war with a smile. If yu kant smile, grin. If yu kant grin, get outta the wae (W Churchil) 34. thank b4 yu start a war (Otto Bismark, 1870) 35. The fastest wae tu end a war is luze (Jorj Orwel, 1940) 36. The konstant sound thruout histree is war drums (Arthur Koestler, 1940) 37. The more yu swet in pees, the less yu bleed in war (Chineez) 38. The objekt is not tu die for kuntree, but tu make other gie die for his (Jorj Patton) 39. The problem av defens is tu pae for it & not destroy the ekonomee (D D Eisenhower) war 40. The problem with war is yu dont kill the rite wons (Ezra Pound, 1915) 41. The purpus av war is pees (St Augustine) 42. The viktree will be lost if yu dont organize the pees (Aristotel) 43. Theer is a rage in man tu make war (Ann Frank, 1944) 44. Theer is no prise for runner-up [kum in 2nd] (Omar Bradlee) 45. Theer is no substitute for viktree (Doug McArthur) 46. Theer is no substitute for war (Hanna Arendt, 1940) 47. this war [WW 2] is not nies (Gertrude Stein, 1943) 48. tu like war is ok for a soldyer, bad for kaptain, krime for statesman (Jorj Santayana, 1900) 49. tu make war, yu need limitless suppli av munee (Mark Cicero, 60bc) war 50. tu stop war yu gotta take awae from guvt its best branch (Tom Paen, 1775) 51. War...find foe, get tu him, hit him hard, keep muvin (U S Grant, 1863) 52. War...hert foe, dont hert self (Washington Irving, 1820) 53. War...the diplomats faeled (Tony Ben) 54. War bring hiest human enerjee (Mussolini, 1940) 55. War dont deside hu is rite, it deside hu iz left (Bertrand Russel) 56. War du wot kapitalism kant...yunite the kuntree, giv jobs tu all modernize industree, chaenj morals (E J Hobsbown) 57. War is a dazeez, like tifus (Antoin Saent-Exupery, 1940) 58. war is a flu (Franklin Roosevelt) 59. War is a list av blunders (W Churchil) (katalog av blunders) war 60. War is a puberty Seeramony, yu kum bak a man (Kurt Vonnegut) 61. War is deliteful tu him hu never ben in 1 (Desiderus Erasmus, 1500) 62. War is grate (patton) 63. War is hell (W. T. Sherman) 64. War is horror & the brass horribel (Florens Nitengale, 1860) 65. War is mad, but we liv with it (Jon Updike) 66. War is much 2 portant tu leev tu jenrals (Jorj Klemenso) 67. War is not a nitendo game (Norman Schwarzkoft) 68. War is not nies (Barb Bush) 69. War is politiks bi other meens (Karl Von Klausewitz, 1820) war 70. War is politiks with bloodshed (Mao-the-tung) 71. War is statesmans game, preests delite, lawyer jest, assasins trade (Persee B Shellee, 1820) 72. War is the last resort av the nonkompetent 73. War is the law av the werld (Joe DeMaistre, 1790) 74. War is the supreem drama av society (Luis Munford, 1930) 75. War is the trade av kings (Jon Driden, 1670) 76. War is toil & trubel, oner in emptee bubbel (Jon Driden) 77. War is uglee, but not that ugly (Jon S Mill, 1840) 78. War is war (Sherman, 1864) 79. War kum from the luv av munee, but yu gotta get munee tu pae for war (Plato) war 80. War leev yu with 3 armees...krippels, morners, theefs (Jerman) 81. War teech yu tu hate yer allies (W L Jorj) 82. Wars R made tu make debt (Ezra Pound, 1915) 83. we tri tu get a small patch av ground with ni but a name (Shakespeer) 84. wot we kood du for publik werks with the munee spent on war (Ben Franklin) 85. yer ded if yu gotu war without will tu win (Doug McArthur) 86. yu kant avoid war. Delae oenlee help others (Nik Machiavelli, 1510) 87. yu kant remuve the savaej in man (Henree D Thoro, 1850) ***************** werld war ************** WW1 1. How many soldyers died in WW1? 10 milyun WW2? 10 milyun 2. hu killed hu tu start WW1? Serb killed Franz Ferdinand av Austria 3. wot was Jerman WW1 battel plan kalled? Schlieffen Plan WW2 1. how many seevilyuns died in WW2? 20 milyun 2151. warm... 1. warm as toest 2. warm the kokkels av yer hart=satisfi, gratifi 2152. warn... see also...silly warning labels 2152. warranty: 1. big bold print giv, fine print take awae 2153. warts & all=take it as it is=dont tri tu hide uglee or bad parts (Oliver Kromwell, 1650) 2154. was yu born in a barn? 2155. wash... 1. wash yer dirty laundre in publik=reveel wot yu shood not tell (Napoleon) 2. wash yer hands av it=dont hav nuthan tu du with it Roman guverner Pontius Pilate sed he wont hav nuthan tu du with the persekushun (Mathyu) b. wash mi hands av the hole matter 2156. waste... (waest in non-krat) 1. biggest waste...nonyuzed talent & ideas 2. Dont waste time or munee, make best yuze av both (Ben Franklin) b. waest not, want not...modern vershun 3. life is short, waste time make it shorter (Vikter Hugo, 1840) 4. waste not, want not 5. we waste our lite in vaen, lite a lamp bi dae (Shakespeer) 6. willful waste bring woeful want (Tom Fuller, 1650) 2157. watch... 1. watch the pennies, the dollars will take kare av self 2. watch yer thots, em mae bekum werds watch yer werds, em mae bekum akshun watch yer akts, em mae bekum habit watch yer habits,em mae bekum character watch yer character, it bekum yer destiny 2. watch wot yu wish for...yu mae get it 3. watched pot never boil 2158. wate...tipe 1 (hevee) ("weight" in krat speek) 1. elefant liv longer than humans. Maby kauz it never werree bout luze wate 2. good wate & meshuer=hevens treshuer 3. I gaen wate wen I eet mi werds & swallo pride 4. Q: how wood yu like tu be part av a wate loss program? A: how wood yu like tu be part av a faes rebild program? 5. wate broke the bridj 2159. wate...tipe 2 ("wait" in krat speek) 1. wate with bated breth 2. wate for the other shue tu drop 2160. water... 1. a fish outta water 2. a littel soep & water never killed (hert) NE-won. 3. all hu yuze holy water dont be saents (English) 4. bad water will put out bad fire (English) 5. beware av silent dog & deep water 6. bi land in Baton Rueg wont biyu NE-thang (biyu is all water) 7. blood is thiker than water 8. dont mind be in hot water...it keep yu kleen (G K Chesterton) 9. dont muddy the water (konfuze, besmirk, hide) water 10. dont no value av water til the well go dri (Tom Fuller, 1732) b. yu dont no the value av water til the well go dri 11. dont tri tu walk kross river wen water averaej 3 ft deep (Milton Freedman) 12. dont thro out the babee with the bath water 13. even tho kettel is up tu its nek in hot water, it stil sing 14. evil av man liv in brass, we rite theer virchues in water (Shakespeer) b. men's evil liv in brass; their virtues we rite in water (or dust) 15. fish outta water (outta his element, over his hed) 16. frog like it in water, but not in hot water 17. If I see yu smoking, I assume yer on fire & will water yu (Doug Adams) 18. if I walked on water, the nuzpaper wood sae me kant swim (L B Jonsun) 19. if yu kant see the bottom, dont get in the water water 20. in hot water 21. In kalm water evree ship hav a good kaptaen. 22. it roll off like water off a duks bak 23. jerkwater town 24. kant see thru muddy water 25. kast bred on the water...old fashuned folk beleev it leed em tu wot em seek 26. Keep yer hed abuv water 27. Keep yer mouth shut wen yer in deep water (Sidnee Golf) 28. kum hell or hi water 29. like a fish outta water water 30. like water off a duks bak 31. never test water depth with both feet 32. oil and water dont mix 33. passhun is like fire & water...good servant, bad master 34. pure water dont hav fish 35. still water run deep 36. that is water under the bridge 37. the kyuer is salt water...swet, teers, or the see (Isak Dinesen) 38. The rewards av a simpel life...aer, water, stars at nite (Jon Burroes) 39. the werld is 2/3 water. man is 90% water, but dont hav gills (Ambose Beers) water 40. thro the kee in the water bukket and keep on going 41. toe in the water...test the water b4 yu jump in 42. tu fish in trubeled water (take advantaej av konfushun or termoil) 43. water dont run uphill 44. water drip on rok & in time make a hole (Lucretius) 45. water is submissiv & week, but it resist attak best (Lao-Tzu, 600bc) 46. water over the dam 47. water, water evreewaer, & not a drop tu drink (lost at see, its all see-water) 48. watering hole=bar, pub, saloon 49. we R 2 bizee mopping the floor tu tern off the water [so bizee werking on problem, kant stop tu look for kauz] water 50. week as water 51. wen in deep water, best tu keep mouth shut. b. wen in deep water, good time tu shut mouth (shut up). 52. wen in hell yu want ies water [yu dont alwaes get wot yu want] 53. werds...yu kan skate on thin ies & get intu hot water (Frank P Jones) 54. wi did yu get rid av the waterbed? We was drifting apart. 55. wotz the gratest water power noed tu man? Womans teers. 56. Yerropeons hav sex, English hav hot water bottels (Jorj Mikes) 57. yu kan get drunk on water...same as yukan on land. 58. yu kan leed a hoers tu water, but yu kant make it drink 59. yu kant get water outta a rok water 60. yu kant katch fish til yu put a line in the water 61. yu kant see yer reflekshun in running water. 2161. we... 1. we agree yer theere is krazy, but is it kazy nuff? (Niels Bohr tu Einstein) 2. we alwaes find it in the last plaes we look 3. we did all we kood (Ronald Raegan) 4. we enduer the misforchuns av others 5. we feer wot we dont understand (Aesop, 600bc) 6. we gro old kauz we stop plaeing (Jorj B Shaw) 7. we hafta liv bi wot pass for true tudae, it mae be fawls tumorro (Will James) 8. we hav 2 eers & 1 mouth so we kan listen more than us talk (Epistetus) 9. we hav many hi-sounding terms, but fyu zampels tu go with em (Lord Akton) 10. we hav so many laws, evreewon is gilty av sum evree dae (Douglas Alexander) 11. we hav the best congres munee kan bi (Will Rogers) 12. we kant solv a problem if thank at same level that kaused the prob (Einstein) 13. we lern bi duing (Aristotel, 350bc) 14. we make our habits, then our habits make us (Jon Driden) 15. we must aksept disapointment, but never luze hope 16. We no the werth av a thang wen we luze it. (French) 17. we oft giv our enemees the meens tu destroy us (Aesop, 600bc) 18. we R the wons mother warned us bout (Jim Buffet) 2162. we R... 1. we R all in the same boet 2. We R gonna hav a mess av fish 3. We R gonna hav a nee slapping good time 4. We R kleening up after Christmas. last week we kleened out the cheking akkount this week the saving akkount 5. We R not amused 6. we R not retreeting, just advansing in a dif direkshun (Mareens) 7. we R the wons R parents warned us bout (Jim Buffet) 8. we R tu bizee mopping the floor tu tern off the water flooding it 9. we R wot we chuez tu be (Vernon Howard) 10. we R wot we du. X-sellens is a habit (Aristotel) 11. we R wot we eet (yu R, a man iz, ...) 12. we seed better daes 13. we sit thru Shakespeer & hope tu heer the quotes (Orsen Wells) 14. we survive evree moment til the last (Jon Updike) 15. we thrist for approval & dred kritiks (Has Sele, 1980) 16. we will kross that bridj wen we get theer
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2163. wed (wedding) 1. amazing how a man with no werrees get wed (Robert Frost) 2. bonds av matramony R a good invest if yu keep up the interest 3. bride dont wed the best man 4. bride walk down iel with 1 man, kum bak with dif 1 5. dont the bride look stunning? yeh, and the groom so stunned 6. he [Mozart] was happy wed, wife wasnt (Vikter Boge) 7. I made a mistake wen I wed. wot? I sed "I du" 8. I was wed bi a judj. Shodda asked for a jury (Grocho Marx) 9. June wedding...go bak tu 1600's in England kauz it was warmest time av yeer sum sae its kauz Mae was the month tu take bath (1 time a yeer, if yu need it or not) bride with flowers also started in 1600's...tu hide the smells 10. married is a freendship even kops tolerate 11. most danjerus food for man is wedding kake 12. tu many wed for better or badder, not for good 13. wed hav many paens, but selabasee is no fun (Sam Jonsun) 14. wed is not a deth sentens, its life without parole. 15. wed trubel...man so bizee tu ern his salt him forget his shugar 16. wedding is destinee, just like a hanging (Jon Haewood, 1550) 17. wedlok is a padlok 18. wemen like tu wed military...him no how tu kook, so, make bed & is yuzed tu take orders 19. wen ignorant & arrogant wed, the devil is the matchmaker (Claud Kiarkowski) 20. wen man & wife wed, em bekum 1. Problem is em fite over hu is the 1. 21. woman kri b4 wedding, man aft (Pole) 22. wot delite wedded folk take as em smile at the bride (Sam Pepys, 1670) 2164. wedding 1. wedding kake ...werlds most daenjerus food 2. wedding rings...werlds smallest handkufs 2165. week... (weak, weakness in krat speek) 1. kruel spring from week (Seneka, 40ad) 2. most R trecherus from weekness, not bi kalkulate (Fransis Rochfoukald, 1650) 3. see-yer-weekness is step 1 tuward fix it (Tom P Kempis, 1480) 4. the week kant run forever, gotta stand & fite. That be so, so wi not now? (Robert L Stevensun, 1890) 5. the week R bottomless draens, alwaes thirsty, alwaes bitter (Bett Davis, 1945) 6. the week yeeld tu feer (Ed Burk, 1760) 7. the week yuze the errers av the strong (Jorj Bidault, 1940) 8. week as water 9. week in the nees 10. weeker the argument, the stronger the werds 11. weekling must lie (Jeen paul Rictler, 1800) 2166. weel... (wheel in krat speek) 1. weel kum full serkel=bak weer we kame from (Shakespeer,King Leer) 2. weeler-deeler=gambel, sumwon hu dreem up many skeems 3. weels inside weels inside weels (& inside*999999) idea av a komplex masheen that kontrol fate (Ezekiel) 2167. weer... see also...waer 1. weer du a peekok go if it luze its tael? tu a retael store 2. weer God has his cherch the Devil will hav his chapel.(Spaen) 3. weer there is a see there R pirates. (Greek) 4. weer theer is a will, kinfolk kum tu kollekt (Sal Spat) 5. weer theer is a will theer is a lawyer 6. weer theer is a will theer is a wae 7. weer theer's a will, theer's a wae. Weer theer's a wae, theer is a stop sine. 8. weer theer is life theer is hope 9. weer there is luv, there is paen.(Spaen) 10. weer theer is much theer is brass 11. weer theer is no vishun, the people die 12. weer theer is smoke , theer is fire 13. weer there R no swamps there R no frogs.(Jerman) 14. weer wood we be without wemen? verree skaers (Mark Twain) 15. weer yer hart on yer sleev=sho yer emoshuns(Shakespeer, 1600) perhaps from former kustum tu weer ribbon from girlfreend *********** weer did/is **************** 1. weer did allies invaded Terkee in WW1? Gallipoli wot du em kall the straets theer? Dardanels 2. weer did Brits muve Akadian French from/tu? from Nova Scotia tu Luisiana 3. weer did Churchil make the "Iron Kertin" speech? Fulton, Mo 4. weer did em burry Tom Paen? dont no 5. weer did em drive the last spike tu join middel av transkontenintal raelroed? Promontory, Utah (1869) 6. weer did em exile Napoleon tu (time 1)? Elba (ieland just off Italy) (time 2)? St Helena (in S Atlantik) 7. weer did ku klux klan start? Pulaski, Tenn, 1866 8. weer did Luther sho his 95 Thesis? on cherch door, Wittenberg 9. weer did Minoans liv? Kreet weer did 10. weer did Sivil War start? Ft Sumter, Chareston, S Karolina 11. weer in Filly did the first Kontinental Kongres meet? Karpenters hall 12. weer in Frans did the Brits take out wot was left av theer army in June 1940? Dunkirk 13. weer is Blue Grotto? Iel av kapree (off Italy) 13. weer is Dixee Nashunal Forest? Utah 14. weer is Grate Barreer reef? Austraeyu 15. weer is koldest spot on erth? Vostok, Antartika 16. weer is Mason-Dixon line? border tween Maryland & Pennland 17. weer is Mekka? Saudi Arabia 18. weer is north-most town? Ny Alesund, Spitsbergen, Norwae 19. weer is north tip av US? Point Barro, Alaska weer did 20. weer is Perl Harber? Oahu, Hawaii 20. weer is Sault St Maree? Tween Superior & Huron 20. weer is St Mark's square? Venis, Italy 21. weer is Timbuktu (senter av old empire) Mali, Afrika (town in Mishigan dont kount) 22. weer is Transylvania? Romania 23. weer R the Berkshire Mounts? Mass 24. weer is Wite Sands Missel Raenj? Nu Mexiko 25. weer was Amerigo Vespukki from? Florens, Italy 26. weer was Battel av Lepanto? at see 27. weer was Charles the Bald king (850 ad) Paris 28. weer was first oil well? Titusvil, Penn 29. weer was Kolumbus from? Genoa, Italy weer did 30. weer was Linkoln shot? Ford Theater, DC 31. weer was Napoleon born? Korsika 32. weer was sekond mutiny ginst kaptin Bli? Austraelya prisun 33. weer was Sumerians? Iraq+Syria 34. weer was Trotsky wen Rushyun spies found and killed him Mexiko 35. weer was U Thant from? Burma 2168. weerever yu go, go with all yer hart. (konfuchus) 2169. weezel... (weasel in krat speek) 1. weezel werds=evade, misleed (Steward Chaplin, 1900) popularized bi Teddy Roosevelt 2170. welfare... 1. not nuff tu help up the week, yu gotta support him aft (Shakespeer) 2. soshal sekerity...at last a guvt program with 100+% speshal interests behind it. Now we kan vote us rich (P J O'Rourk) 2171. welkum... (wellcome in krat speek) 1. welkum as the plaeg 2. welkum with open arms 2172. well...
see also good wael
1. well dun is better than well sed (Ben Franklin) 2. well heeled=rich 3. well! I sweer. 4. well now if that dont beet all 2173. welth...
see also forchun munee rich
1. ability is poor man's welth (Jon Wood) 2. chase welth leed tu slavery (Frank Herbert) 3. dont judj a man's welth bi his Sundae klothes (Ben Franklin) 4. em hav more than nuff but yern for more (Ovid, 3 bc) 5. feer av deth inkreez in proposhun with welth (Ernest Hemingwae) 6. first welth=helth (Ralf W Emersun, 1860) 7. helth & good spous=best welth (Ben Franklin) 8. if yer hart is poor, yer welth is uglee (Ralf W Emersun) 9. if yu kant be happy with 11,000,000$, sumthangs rong with yu (Jorj B Shaw) welth 10. if yu kommand yer welth, yer rich (Ed Burk, 1770) 11. kapital is the part av welth yu yuze tu get more welth (Al Marshal) 12. kommand yer welth or it will kommand yu (Ben Franklin) 13. liberty make welth. Welth destroy liberty (Mark McGwire) 14. small bankrll is konfort, big won is in danjer (Wilson Mizner, 1900) 15. surplus welth is a trust, yuze it tu du good (Andru Karnegee, 1900) 16. this senchueree worship welth. Tu be a sukses, yu gotta get rich (Oskar Wild) 17. wars kum from undefended welth (Hemingwae) 18. weer welth akkumulate, men dekae (Oliver Goldsmith, 1770) 19. welth=industree + frugal (Ben Franklin) welth 20. welth & kontent dont alwaes go tugether (Ben Franklin) 21. welth is a biprodukt av provide sumthang yuzeful (Henree Ford) 22. welth is not "hav many thangs", it is lak av wants (Epicurcus, 300bc) 23. welth is not tu him hu hav it, its tu him hu like it (Ben Franklin) 24. welth is tu be yuzed (Miguel DeServantes, 1590) 25. welth kum from laber (Jon Lok) 26. welth not yuzed is werthless (Aesop, 600 bc) 27. yu must hav welth at all kosts (Oskar Wild, 1890) 2174. wemen... ("women" in superkrat )
see also father girl human man mankind men men & wemen mom mother old wife woman yung
1. 2 therees bout how tu argue with wemen...neether werk 2. all jenralizashuns bout wemen lak xpeereens (Bertrand Russel, 1900) 3. all wemen bekum like her mother, that is theer tradjedee (Oskar Wild) 4. all wemen look the same in the dark 5. all wemen R misfits (marj Peersee) 6. bad wemen never take the blame (anita Brookner) 7. girl with fyucher avoid man with past (Evan Esar) 8. I forgiv mi husband for not being Paul Numan (Erma L Bombek) 9. I married belo me. All wemen du (Nansee Astor, 1950) wemen 10. if sivilizashun was in female hands, we wood stil liv in gras huts (Kamil Paglia) 11. kant liv with em, kant liv without em (Aristofones, 400 bc) 12. no ("know") wemen=no ("know") paen no wemen=no paen 13. pesamist thank all wemen are bad. Optimist hope so 14. sum wemen get exsited bout nuthang & wed him (Cher, 1980) 15. sum wemen trust theer humband. Yu kan tell kauz em R happy (Oskar Wild) 16. the prosperity av Amerika is du tu superior wemen (Alex DeTocquevil, 1840) 17. the wemen exchanjed the kind av glans wemen yuze wen no nife handy (Elleree Queen) 18. tu start with, fyu wemen tell the truth (Barbara Kartland, 1940) 19. we made sivilizashun tu impress girls. Em tolerated it and let us plae with our toys (Orsan Wells, 1950) wemen 20. we R volkanoes (Ursula LeGuin) 21. wemen...yu kant liv with em & yu kant liv without em. 22. wemen dezerv 20 yeers tween aejes 25 & 35 (James Thurber) 23. wemen dont make fools av men, em just gide the performans 24. wemen dress tu annoi other wemen (Elsa Shiapareli) 25. wemen find out evreethang sept the obveeus (Oskar Wild) 26. wemen hu behave dont make histree (Laura Thatcher) 27. wemen like simpel thangs...men 28. wemen make the hies hier & the loes more often (Fred W Nietzshe) 29. wemen R branches, men R leefs [society revolv round wemen] wemen 30. wemen R like elefants, ok tu look at but I woodnt hav 1 (W C Feelds) 31. wemen R ment tu be luved, not understood (Oskar Wild) 32. wemen R not spozed tu be happy (Lois P Frankel) 33. wemen diskuver evreethang sept the obveeus(Oskar Wild) 34. wemen hav fot in war. Thats no reesun tu teech em Greek (Bernard Mandvil, 1700) 35. wemen hav intuwishun & feminitee. The kombo jumbel the braen av all men (Farra Fawset) 36. wemen hu seek tu equal men lak ambishun (Tim Leeree) 37. wemen like tu be asked (Ovid) 38. wemen luv wot em bi & hate wot is in theer kloset (Mignon McLaughlin) 39. wemen most want tu kontrol men & munee (Chauser, 1380) wemen 40. wemen over 50 dont hav babees kaus em wood put em down & forget weer 41. wemen R prudes if em dont, prostatutes if em du (Kate Millet) 42. wemen shood be obseen & not herd (Groucho Marx) 43. wemen speek 2 tungs. 1 with werds (Shakespeer) 44. wemen want 6 thangs: that husband be brave, wise, rich, jenerus, obae wife, & good in bed (Chauser, 1380) 45. wemen want byutee insted av braens kauz men see better than em thank 46. wemen want tu kontrol man & munee (Chauser, 1380) 47. wemen want wot em kant hav. Forbid it & em want it more (Chauser, 1380) 48. wemen will be the last thang man sivilize (Jorj Meridith) 49. wemen will flirt with NE-won, as long as other wemen see it (Oskar Wild, 1890) wemen 50. wen wemen go rong, men go after em (Mae West) 51. wot du wemen want? (Sigmun Froid, 1890) b. kontinyuus adolashun (kommon anser) 52. wot du wemen want? Choklat & gossip (Mel Gibson) 2175. wen... ("when" in krat speek)
see also wen did wen yer wen yer over 50 wen yu
1. wen 2 quarrel, both are tu blame. (Dutch) 2. wen a blind man karree a lame man, both go forward (Sweed) 3. wen an elefant is in trubel even a frog will kik him. (Hindu) 4. wen all els fael, reed the manual [obsoleet rule left over from old daes wen stuff kame with a "instruction" manual] b. reed direkshuns c. reed the "instructions" 5. wen all is sed and dun [much was sed but nuthan dun] 6. wen all thank alike, nowon thank (Walter Lipman) 7. wen at first yu dont sukseed, ask 8. wen bad thangs happen, dont ask "wi did this happen tu me?" 9. wen eegels R silent, parrots jabber (W. Churchil) wen 10. wen elefants fli...never b. wen hell freez over=never c. wen pigs fli 11. wen em passed out braens, yu hid behind the door 12. wen em passed out braens, yu thot em sed paens and didnt take NE 13. wen em passed out braens, yu was out plowing the south 40 14. wen em passed out braens, him thot em sed traens 15. wen em waked up the next morn, em had ben berned tu deth (Jon Galletti) 16. wen evreethang kum yer wae, yer in the rong lane 17. wen folks R free tu du wot em pleez, em yuzeyually imitate others (Erik Hoffer) 18. wen freends ask, there is no tomorroe. 19. wen god handed out braens yu must hav ben out tu lunch wen 20. wen him sae "I'll thank it over & let yu no", yuno the anser 21. wen ideas fael, werds R handee (Gothe) 22. wen in deep water, good time tu shut mouth (shut up). 23. wen in dout, dont (Saul Gellerman) 24. wen in dout, Gallop (French) 25. wen in dout, mumbel. Wen in trubel, delegate. Wen in charj, ponder. (James Baren) 26. wen in dout, run in serkels, skreem, & shout 27. wen in dout, tell the truth (Mark Twain) 28. wen in hell yu want ies water [yu dont alwaes get wot yu want] 29. wen in Rome, du as Romans du wen 30. wen it is dark nuff yu kan see the stars (Lee Salk) 31. wen it is darkest, fokus on the lite (Taeler Benson) 32. wen it iz dun, tu late for advise (Romaenia) 33. wen it raen it pore 34. wen lite is out yu kant see it, but wen stars R out, yu kan see em 35. wen mad, kount tu 10 b4 yu speek (Tom Jeffersun) 36. wen munee talk, truth is silent (Russya) 37. wen sorroes kum, em kum with an army 38. wen spiders yunite em kan tie down a lion. 39. wen sumwon ask "wotz up?", anser=evreethang wen 40. wen surrounded bi kaeos, stae kalm inside 41. wen the blind leed the blind, yu end up in the see 42. wen the chickens kum home tu ruest 43. wen the chips R down 44. wen the chips R down, the buffalo is emptee 45. wen the fox preech, look tu the gees (Jerman) 46. wen the going get dum, the dum get going 47. wen the going get tuff, evreewon leev (Linches law) 48. wen the going get tuff, the tuff get going 49. wen the hoers die, get off wen 50. wen the kat is awae, the mouses will plae 51. wen the kows kum home 52. wen the kreek run dri 53. wen the fox preech, watch yer geese 54. wen the going get tuff the tuff get going 55. wen the hoers is ded, get off 56. wen the oenlee tool yu hav is a hammer, evree problem look like a nael 57. wen the well go dri, yu lern the value av water 58. wen we kant get wot we luv, we must luv wot is in reech (French) 59. wen wemen go rong, men go after em (Mae West) wen 60. wen werds R misspelled in the dikshunaree, wi dont yu komplaen? 61. wen yer ship kum in=wen yu get rich based on old idea av "invest" in a ship that go out tu get goods. yu hope wen it kum bak, yu make a lotta munee bi sell wot it bring. 62. wen yu dont no nuthang bout the subjekt, take a servae av others hu also dont no (Ed R Feeldler) 63. wen yu dont no wot yu du, be neet 64. wen yu make yer mark in the werld, watch out for folks with erasers 65. wen yu R init up tu yer eers, keep mouth shut 66. wen yu thro dirt, yu luze ground 2176. wen did... 1. wen did arabs take over holy lands? bout 500 ad 2. wen did Byzantine empire fall tu Ottoman Terks? 1453 ad (Konstantinopel the kapital fell)(Eest Rome empire) 3. wen did CIA goof at the bae-av-pigs (Kuba) 1961 4. wen did em bild the grate wall av China? 350 bc 5. wen did first slaves in North Amerika? 1619, Jamestown, Dutch brot em 6. wen did Japs bomb Perl Harber? 7 Des 1941 7. wen did Israel start? 1948 Kanada start? 1867 8. wen did mareens land in Lebanon? 1958, 1983 9. wen did Marshuns invade & skare Nu Jersee? 30 Oct 1938 (Radio program bi Orson Wells) 10. wen did Mormons start Salt Lake Sitee? 1847 11. wen did Panama Kanal open? 1914 12. wen did Paul Reveer ride? 18 Apr 1775 13. wen did Red Kross get orged? 1864, at Geneva 14. wen did Roman empire split in tu eest/west branches? 364 ad hu did it? Konstanteen 15. wen did St Patrik gotu Ireland? 432 ad 16. wen was Grate fire in Shekago? 1871 17. wen was Mohammed born? 550 ad????? dies? 632ad 18. wen was San Fran erthquake? 1906 2176. wen yer... 1. wen yer foe kommit suiside, dont interfer 2. wen yer hungree nuff, NE-thang taest good 3. wen yer rong admit it, wen yer rite...shut up (Ogden Nash) 2177. wen yer over 50...
see also middel aej old
1. folks no longer kall yu a hypokondriak 2. nowon spekt yu tu run intu berning bilding 3. nuthang left tu find out the hard wae. 4. wen em releez hostages, yer first tu go 5. wen em kall at 8pm, em ask "did I wake yu?" 6. yer helth inshuer start tu pae off at last 7. yer joints R more akkurat than TV wetherman 8. yer sekrets R safe with freends, kauz em kant remember em 9. yu eet supper at 4 pm 10. yu hav a party & nabers dont notis 11. yu luv tu heer bout sumwon's operashun 12. yu no longer konsider speed limit a challenj 13. yu no longer tri tu suk in yer belly, no matter hu walk in 14. yu weer out b4 the thangs yu bi 2178. wen yu... 1. wen yu bern books, yu bern yer mind (Heinrich Hein, 1850) 2. wen yu chase a shadoe yu run from the lite 3. wen yu dont deside, that is yer deside 4. wen yu dont no wot yudu, duit neet 5. wen yu fall, pik up sumthang (or lern sumthang) 6. wen yu get tu the end av yer rope, tie a not & hang on 7. wen yu giv nuthang, dont ask for NE-thang (Albanian) 8. wen yu go 95% av the distans, yu R half theer (Jap) 9. wen yu go tu bi, yuze yer ies, not yer eers. (Czek) wen yu 10. wen yu got it, flaunt it 11. wen yu hafta kill a man, it dont kost nuthan tu be polite (W. Churchil) 12. wen yu hav no chois, take hart (Ju) 13. wen yu hav oenlee 2 pennees left in the werld, bi a loef av bred with one, and a lily with the other. (Chineez) 14. wen yu invite trubel, its fast tu aksept (Jaksun Brown) 15. wen yu kan reed it without effort, grate effort went intu the rite it (Enrik J Poncela) 16. wen yu kant deseev self, littel chans yukan deseev others (Mark Twain) 17. wen yu kum tu a roedblok, go around 18. wen yu lae down with dogs, yu will get flees 19. wen yu luze, dont luze the lessun wen yu 20. wen yu no better, yu du better (Maya Angelo) 21. wen yu R in a hole yu dug yerself, look at the werkmanship (Jon Renmerde) 22. wen yu R on top av the werld, remember in 12 hrs erth rotate yu upside down (Steev G Markris) 23. wen yu R with the majority, time tu stop & rethank (Mark Twaen) 24. wen yu sae 1 thang, klever person heer 3 25. wen yu sae yu agree in prinsapal, yu meen yu wont duit (Otto VonBismark) 26. wen yu seek revenj, dig 2 graves, 1 for self 27. wen yu shut yer ies, yu dont heer much (Swiz) 28. wen yu skate on thin ies, go fast (Ralf W Emersun) 29. wen yu thro dirt, yu luze ground. (Tex) wen yu 30. wen yu tri tu dig self outta a hole, portant tu no wich wae is up 31. wen yu want tu be free from responsability, yu bekum a slave 32. wen yu want tu test how deep the streem, dont yuze both feet (Chineez) 2179. Werd.. ("word" in superkrat) 1. 1 thang yu kan giv & keep is yer werd 2. 2 werds yu shood never yuze...alwaes & never (Wendel Jonsun) 3. 1000 werds is less than 1 deed (Henrik Ibsen, 1870) 4. a fyu werds bout mi husband...short & cheep (Fillis Diller, 1940) 5. avaelabel werds mae not be good, but du the best yu kan (Sam Butler, 1650) 6. be kareful av yer thots...em mae bekum werds (Ira Gassen) 7. blessed R em with nuthang tu sae hu dont (James R Lowel, 1860) 8. eet mi werds dont hert mi dijestshun (W Churchil) 9. fine speech is waested if em dont unerstand the werds (Anatole Frans, 1880) werd 10. good werd is werth 1000 piks 11. I dont giv a dam for a man hu oenlee spell a werd 1 wae (Mark Twaen) 12. its a good deed tu speek good, but werds dont make a deed (Shakespeer) 13. keep yer werds sweet, yu mae hafta eet em (Steev Grellet) b.keep yer werds soft kauz tumorro yu mae hafta eet em 14. lotta hi-sounding werds, littel akshun tu match (Abigael Adams, 1775) 15. man speek wot him thank is true, woman speek wot her want (Jeen Rousso, 1750) 16. manipulate werds tu kontrol folks (Filip K Dik, 1970) 17. me dont yuze werds like "valetudiniarian" kauz it is not werth 2 sents (Mark Twaen) 18. mi best stuff is werds me never yuzed (Orson S Kard) 19. never ben hert bi wot me did not sae (Kalvin Koolidj, 1910) werd 20. no sentens is 2 short (Will Zinser) 21. nowon hav finer kommand av languaej than him hu keep his mouth shut (Sam Raebern) 22. short werds R good, old werds R gooder (Winston Churchil) 23. sin-o-nim...werd yu yuze kaus yu kant spell the other werd (Bert Bacharach) 24. spoke werd kant be rekalled (Raskommon) 25. stiks & stones mae brake mi bones bu werds kant hert me 26. strong werds go with week prinsapels (Doug Horton) 27. the dif tween 2 werds is the dif tween litening & litening bug (Mark Twaen) 28. the foers av a sentens depend on if yu R behind yer werd (Ralf W Emersun) 29. the mind take wing on werds (Aristofoones, 400 bc) werd 30. this report is so long it will never be red (W Churchil) 31. wen dikshunary misspell werd, how du me noit? (Steev Rite) 32. wen ideas fael, werds R handy (Jon W Goeth, 1790) 33. werd-abuse & chikanery is instrument av party, fakshun, & divishun (Jon Adams, 1775) 34. werd av mous...same as werd av mouth online 35. werd from mouth is like rok from sling (Spaen) 36. werd kut deeper than the sord (Robert Burton, 1600) 37. werd processer...yuno wot food processer du tu food dont yu? 38. werd tu the wise is nuff 39. werds...wae em, dont kount em werd 40. werds are slippery & thots slip awae (Henry B Adams) 41. werds fite reality (Jo Konrad, 1900) 42. werds hav wings, but we kant kontrol weer em fli (Jorj Eliot, 1860) 43. werds must be waed, not kounted (Pole) 44. werds not as good as tuch (Hanna Arent, 1940) 45. werds R good for emoshuns, bad for thank (Jon B Haldone, 1930) 46. werds R loeded gun (Jeen-Paul Sater, 1940) 47. werds R pegs tu hang ideas on (Henree W Beecher, 1850) 48. werds R the most potent drug man yuze (Rudyard Kipling, 1900) 49. werds R the munee av fools (Tom Hobbe, 1620) werd 50. werds R the small chaenj av thot (Jules Renard, 1900) 51. werds R werds, I never did heer av hart peersed thru the eer (Shakespeer) 52. werds sho the mind & the speeker (Plutarch, 80ad) 53. werds without thot never go tu heven (Shakespeer) 54. wise man heer 1 werd & see 3 meenings (Yiddish) 55. wise man wae his werds (Bibel) 56. wise werds last (Ed Thorndike, 1905) 57. wons outta mouth, werds kant be rekalled (Horas) 58. yer werds kan kum bak tu haunt yu 59. yu dont liv bi werds alone, even tho yu mae hafta eet em (Adlai Stevensun, 1952) werd 60. yu kan erase rited werd, but not the spoke werd 61. yuze werd tu much & em luze theer edj (Ernest Hemingwae, 1940) 2180. junk werds...yuzeless & redundant werds/frazes 1. accomplishment 2. at this time, at this moment, at this current point in time, currentlee 3. erudite-vernacular-utilized-irrespectively 4. eschew obfuscation 5. first & formost 6. magnifisyncopathalogical 7. nuthang but respekt 8. thank outside the box 9. utilize, utilization 2181. modern werds...invented 1. aquadextrus=kan tern on/off tub fauset with yer toes. 2. diskonfekt=sterilize kandee yu dropped bi bloe onit. 3. elboniks =2 in theater fite over kommon armrest. 4. fonisheea =kall sumwon & kant remember hu yu wanna kall wen sumwon anser. 5. frust =a ridj av dirt that yu kant get ontu pikker-upper. with eech tri, yu muve bout 1 foot, till hit other wall. 6. karperpetuation=vakyuem...go over string 12 times, pik it up, look at it, put it bak on floor. 7. laktomangulashun=kant open milk karton, even with skrudriver, hammer, & pliers. eventually foersed tu open rong side. 2182. Weree. (fret) (worry in krat speek) see also...trubel 1. 2 daes tu never weree...yesterdae & tumorro (Robert J Burdet) b. set aside 2 daes a week tu not weree...yesterdae & tumorro 2. a dae av weree is harder than a dae av werk (Jon Lubbok) 3. blessed is him hu is tu bizee tu weree in daetime and tu sleepee tu weree at nite (Leo Aikman) 4. dont borro trubel from tumorro (Dorthy Dae) 5. dont up the umbrella til it raen (Alis K Ries) 6. dont weree be happy 7. dont weree bout tumorro. Tudae hav nuff probs (Bibel) 8. dont weree bout wot mae never happen (Ben Franklin) 9. dont weree bout wot others thank, seek tu be werth noing (Konfushus) weree (fret) 10. dont weree bout yer hart til it stop (E B Wite) 11. dont weree, eet 3 square meels a dae (Abe linkoln) 12. dont weree the werld will end tudae. Its tumorro in Austraelya (Charles Shults) 13. finanshal problems is wot differ man from animal (Jules Renard, 1900) 14. folks gather stiks tu bild bridjes em never kum tu 15. for pees-av-mind, dont weree bout the yunivers 16. him hu feer him will suffer, alredee suffer (Montaeg, 1588) 17. I noed many trubels, but most never happened (Mark Twaen) 18. If evreethang is life-or-deth, yu die many times (Deen Smith) 19. If thangs go rong, dont go with em (Roger Babson) weree (fret) 20. If yukan solv the problem, dont weree. if yu kant, wi weree? (Shantideva) 21. lode is 2 hevee tu karry yesterdaes & tumorros trubels with tudae's (Jon Nueton) 22. many tudae weree a lot bout tumorro kauz yesterdae em didnt weree a littel bout tudae 23. memree test...tri tu member wot yu wereed bout 1 yr ago (E Joe Krosman) 24. men weree most bout wot em kant see (Julius Seesar, 50bc) 25. misforchuns hardest tu beer=em that never happen (James R Lowel) 26. more skare us than hert us more weree us than happen (Seneka) 27. more weree than werk in this werld (Robert Frost) 28. now feer is less than yer dreds (Shakespeer) 29. nu fillosofee...oenlee dred 1 dae at a time (Charlee Brown) weree (fret) 30. nuthang in the affaers av man is werth weree bout (Plato) 31. pak up yer turbels in yer old kit-bag & smile, smile, smile (Jorj Asof) 32. rule 1...dont swet the small stuff rule 2...its all small stuff (Mike Mantel?, Robert Eliot?, Tom A Edisun?) 33. set aside 2 daes tu not weree...yesterdae & tumorro (Robert Boom) 34. thangs tu fret bout...wen will thangs bet bak tu normal, or is this it? 35. the baddest thang tu du is weree & thank bout wot yu kood hav dun (Jorj C Lichtenberg, 1780) 36. the man sed him had a lotta trubels, most never happened (W Churchil) 37. the thangs we wereed bout did not happen, so it werked 38. trubels gro bigger the more yu ners em 39. tu fix weree, werk is better than wiskee (Tom Edisun) weree 40. tudae is the tumorro yu wereed bout yesterdae 41. wanna fli? gotta giv up the trubels that wae yu down (Toni Morrison) 42. we weree more bout thret than wot happen (Jon L Spalding) 43. we yuze up our tumorros frettin bout yesterdaes (Persius, 60ad) 44. wen yu meet a devil, its never the 1 yu spekted (Nelson DeMil) 45. weree=big shado from small thang (Sweed) 46. weree=interest b4 its due (Will R Inge) 47. weree, dout, feer, despaer...weer yu down & tern yu tu dust (Doug McArther) 48. Weree is interest paed on trubel b4 it kum due (b4 it is due) 49. Weree is like a rokking chaer. Sumthang tudu but yu dont go noweer weree 50. Weree is like rokking chaer, but dont get yu NE-weer. (Glen Terner) 51. weree make small thangs look big (Sweed) 52. weree never fix NE-thang (Mary Hemingwae) 53. weree take awae fun from tudae & dont take awae sorro from tumorro (Leo Buscaglia) 54. weree tern the haer grae (Ben Disraeli, 1840) 55. weree will never pae off a debt (Jorj Herbert) 56. werk is good, weree is bad (henree W Beechrer, 1850) 57. yu woodnt weree bout wot others thank if yu noed how littel em thank (Olin Miller) 2183. Werk... (work in krat speek) see also...job 1. A mans werk reflekt the man (Sam Butler, 1650) 2. A sitdown job pae more than a standup job (Ogden Nash) 3. A werkman is noed bi his werk (wot him make) 4. A woman's werk is never dun take even longer for part her tell husband tu du 5. aft all is sed & dun, more was sed than dun 6. All werk & no plae make Jak a dull boy & Jil a rich wido 7. As long as yu werk, yu stae yung (Jorj Berns) 8. be happy in yer werk 9. better tu weer out than rust out (Richard Kumberland, 1670) werk 10. bi the swet av yer brow yu shal eet bred (Bibel) 11. blessed is him hu find his werk. Dont ask for no more (Tom Karliel?, Elbert Hubbard?) 12. braens first, then werk 13. chuez yer lifewerk like yu dont need tu werk for munee (Will Felps) 14. Deprived av meeningful werk, yu go stark raving mad (Fyodor Dostoevski, 1860) 15. Dont gaej yer werk til the dae is dun (Liz B. Browing) 16. Dont look down on unskilled werk til yu duit 2 (Brooks Atkinson, 1930) 17. Dont take self seereeus, take yer werk seereeus (Mike C Kahil) 18. Du werk yu like & yu wont werk a dae aft (Konfushus, 500bc) 19. eezee tu admire hard werk if yu dont duit werk 20. Even a woodpekker yuze its hed 21. Evreethang we acheev require hard werk (Horaes) 22. Find a job yu like & yu add 5 daes tu the week (Jaksun Brown) 23. Folks no yu bi the werk yu du, not bi wot yu plan tu du 24. gaej yer werk at the end av the dae (Liz Browning) 25. get tu the top bi get off yer bottom (Yujeen Sueeringen) 26. giv me werk til mi life end giv me life til mi werk is dun (Winifred Holtbi) 27. good foundashun, definit goels, effektiv werk taktiks...bring stars tu erth. 28. Hard werk never kill NE-1, but wi take a chans? 29. Hard werk sho yer character...sum tern up theer sleevs sum tern up theer noes, sum dont tern up. werk 30. Hardest werk is wot yu shooda did yesterdae 31. hi-ho, hi-ho, its off tu werk we go (Sno Wite & 7 dwarfs) 32. His werk is his wife, Im the mistress (Marion Javits) 33. I didnt du a daes werk in mi life, I had fun (Tom A Edisun, 1900) 34. I hate werk (Aldous Huxlee, 1930) 35. I hate werk, even wen sumwon els duit (Mark Twaen) 36. I heer he was a werkaholik. Yes, but him drank at home 2. 37. I luv werk. I kan sit & look at it hr-aft-hr (Jerome Jerome, 1900) 38. Iedel is the mother av vies (Russyun) 39. If I had 8 hrs tu chop down a tree, I wood yuze first 6 tu sharpen the ax (Abe Linkoln) werk 40. If werk is so grate, wi dont the rich keep it all for self? (Brues Grokot?? Lane Kirkland) b. if hard werk is wunderful, the rich wood keep it for self (Lane Kirkland) 41. If yer gonna kill time, werk it tu deth 42. If yu dont wanna werk, yu gotta werk til yu hav nuff munee so yu dont hafta werk (Ogden Nash, 1940) 43. If yu kant spell it, it wont werk (Will Rogers) 44. If yu werk hard 8 hrs/dae, yu mae bekum boss & werk 12 hrs/dae (Robert Frost) 45. industree is the rite hand av forchun, thrift is the left (Jon Rae, 1670) 46. It iz werk oenlee if yu wanna du sumthang els (James Barree?, Jorj Halas?) 47. Its werk or wishy washy wishing (Tom S Monson) 48. jeenyus du leest werk wen most aktiv (leonardo DaVinci) 49. kalkulate how much yu yuze yer braen at werk (Sam Jonsun, 1750) werk 50. kant plow a feeld bi tern it over in yer mind (Irish) 51. laber diligent, inkreez yer estate (Horaes, 15bc) 52. laber dont disgraes man, but man kan disgraes laber (U S Grant) 53. laber eez the mind (Fransis Rochefoukald, 1650) 54. let him hu wood muve the werld first muve self (Sokrates) 55. Life is a dirty, 4-letter werd...W-E-R-K (J P McEvoy) 56. Like yer werk & yudu good werk (Aristotel) 57. Luv & werk R the kornerstones av man (Sigmund Froid) 58. man du wot was not possabel [in the past] (Tom Karliel, 1835) 59. man is born tu werk (James R Lowell) werk 60. me dont like werk, even wen sumwon els duit (Mark Twaen) 61. men R the tools av theer trade (Henree D Thoro, 1860) 62. met a fyu enthusiastik bout hard werk. All was mi boss (Bill Gold) 63. mi life is based on the werk av others (A Einstein) 64. most stop looking for werk wen em find a job 65. much good werk is lost for lak av a litter more (Ed Harriman) 66. NE-won kan werk hard provided it is not wot him spozed tudu now (Robert Benchlee) 67. no bees, no honey. No werk, no munee. 68. no man is as bizee as him seem (Chauser, 1380) 69. no werk is badder than deth (Hoza Gasset) werk 70. nowon drown in his swet (Ann Landers, 1960) 71. penees dont kum from heven (Margaret Thatcher) 72. plans R oenlee good intent unless em degrade intu werk (Peter Druker) 73. pleshure in the job put perfekshun in the werk (Aristotel) 74. plow deep wile sloth sleep (wile sluggards sleep)(Ben Franklin) 75. poor werk must be redun 76. sae NE-thang & management will konsider it a slur & fire yu on the spot 77. Thank is the hardest werk, thats wi so fyu duit (Henree Ford, 1900) 78. The harder I werk, the more luk I hav (Ben Franklin, Tom Jeffersun) 79. The most portant part av werk is start (Plato) werk 80. The oenlee thang yu kan du 8+ hrs/dae is werk (Willyum Faulkner, 1935) 81. The portant part av werk is tu start (Plato) 82. The reward for a good job is the chans tu du more (Jonas Salk, 1960) 83. The werk av the ritechus is pees (Izaeya) 84. The werk yu get dun is in invers proposhun tu number av interrupts (Andre Maurois, 1925) 85. Theer is no free lunch (Milton Freedman, bout 1840) 86. Theer R 2 tipes...em hu werk & em hu take the kredit. du the werk, theers less kompetishun (Gandhi) 87. thunder impres, but litening du the werk (Mark Twaen) 88. Toil is mans lot, but that is better than iedel (Herman Melvil, 1860) 89. Tu du grate werk, yu gotta be iedel & industreeus (Sam Butler) werk 90. Tu stae outta trubel, get a job (Dorthee Saeers) 91. Wen luv & skill werk tugether, yu get a masterpees (Jon Ruskin) 92. Wen reesun fael, werk mae find a kyer (Seneka) 93. Wen werk is a pleshuer, life is fun. Wen werk is a duty, life is slavery (Max Gorky) 94. Wen yer awae from werk, no werk get dun wen boss is awae, yu get 2 times as much dun, so it balans out (Dan B Luten) 95. Wen yer werk speek for self, dont interrupt (Henree Kaiser) 96. Wen yu plae, plae hard. Wen yu werk, dont plae at it (Teddy Roosevelt) 97. Wen yu stop werking, yu start tu die 98. Werk...em on welfare depend on yu 99. Werk & plae...dif wae tu look at same thang (Mark Twaen) werk 100. Werk & yu get the reward (Ralf W Emersun, 1850) 101. Werk 8 hrs, sleep 8 hrs, not the same 8 (T Boon Pikkens) 102. Werk dont hert (werk never hert) 103. Werk fasinate me. Me kan sit & watch it for ours (Jerome Jerome) 104. Werk is a game, a seereeus game (M C Esher) 105. Werk is a nesasaree evil tu be avoided (Mark Twain) 106. Werk is for em with nuthan better tu du (Oskar Wild) 107. Werk is grate, so save sum for tumorro (Don Herod) 108. Werk is kattel werk (Dorothy Parker, 1930) 109. Werk is more fun than fun (Noel Koward, 1940) werk 110. Werk is nobel (Tom Karliel, 1835) 111. Werk is ok, drudgery is a kers (Henree W Beecher, 1850) 112. Werk is the kers av the drinking klass (Oskar Wild) 113. Werk is the meet av life (B C Forbes, 1920) 114. Werk is viktree (Ralf W Emersun) 115. Werk like yu dont need the munee (Mark Twain) 116. Werk never killed NE-won, but wi take a chans? (Charlee McKarthee) 117. Werk pass the time (Napoleon Bonapart) 118. Werk relax me (Picasso) 119. Werk satisfi (Ann Frank, 1944) werk 120. Werk save us from the 3 evils (boredum, need, vies)(Voltare) 121. Werk without living is bad, liv without werk is badder (Charles R Brown) 122. Werk xpand tu fill all werk time (C N Parkingsun, 1958) 123. Werking man is happy. Iedel man is miserabel (Ben Franklin) 124. Werking mess is better than half-bilt palus 125. Wi deprive sumwon hu want tu werk? (Dobee Gillis) 126. wot tipe av werk du yu du? I werk for the IRS hu dont? 127. yu get punished more for sukses than wen yu fael 128. yu gotta stand a long time with mouth open B4 a roest duk fli init (Chineez) 129. yu gotta werk tu get sumthang outta life (Horace, 20bc) werk 130. yu kan du a lotta werk if yer spozed tu du sumthang els (Robert Benchlee, 1930) 131. yu kan fake life, but the werk is reel (Jo Brodskee) 132. yu kan stop werk, but the expenses dont (Kato, 200bc) 133. yu mae not get all yu werk for, but yu gotta werk for all yu get (Fred Douglas) 2184. Werld... (world in krat speek) 1. a man av the werld dont pretend, dont brag (Ralf W Emersun) 2. all the werld is a staej & us the plaeers (Shakespeer) 3. gods in his heven, alls rite with the werld (Robert Browing, 1850) 4. if the werld was logikal, men wood ride side-saddel (Rita Brown) 5. in man's struggel ginst the werld, bet on werld 6. our werld is nuclear giants & ethikal babees )Omar Bradlee) 7. pinyun rule the werld (Will Channing, 1820) 8. take me tu yer leeder 9. thats the werld in a nutshel (Stan Dun) werld 10. the hole werld is a stage, & I didnt get a part 11. the werld dont liv on the beech or in kuntree klubs 12. the werld dont oe yu a living, it was heer first (Mark Twaen) 13. the werld is a big prisun. Evree dae sum gotu the exekushuner (Walter Rawlee, 1590) 14. the werld is absurd (Albert Kamus, 1950) 15. the werld is going tu heel, & I drive the bus 16. the werld is in yer hands (Fil Kollins) 17. the werld is not yuzer-freendlee (Kevin Troop) 18. the werld is so danjerus, yer lukky tu get out alive (W C Feelds) 19. the werld is tu much with us (Will Wordsworth, 1810) werld 20. the werld is werth fiting fer & I hate tu leev it (Ernest Hemingwae) 21. the werld is yer oyster=theer is oppurtunity out theer (Shakespeer, Merry Wifes av Winsor) 22. the werld kame without a rule book (R Buckmeister Fuller, 1930) 23. til eve, this was a mans werld (Richard Armer, 1945) 24. tu chaenj the werld, chaenj man (Charles Wells) 25. Q: wot wood werld be like if evreewon had tu make sens? a: quiet 26. we R part av the werld but dont noit (Woodroe Wilsun) 27. wen yu deplor the werld, ask if yu R the problem or the solushun 2185. werth... (worth in krat speek) see also...valyue 1. good thangs R cheep (Henree D Thoro, 1850) 2. the reel pries is how much werk & trubel it kost (Adam Smith, 1760) 3. werth yer salt=werthee 4. wot is werth duing is werth duing good (Chesterfeeld, 1730) 5. yer werth is wot yu be, not wot yu hav (Henree W Beecher, 1850) 6. yu dont no the werth (valyue) av water til the well go dri 2186. wet... 1. wet behind the eers=lak speereeens=sumwon gotta mother yu 2. wet blanket=sumwon hu objekt tu, diskeraej yu, find fault 3. wet yer wistel (whistle in krat speek) 4. wetter than a drowned rat 2187. Wether...
see also klimat raen seesuns sno
1. best thang tu du wen it raen is let it (Henree W Longfello) 2. Evreewon talk bout the wether but nowon du NE-thang bout it. (Mark Twaen) 3. if yu dont like the wether, waet 10 minets, itll chaenj 4. it oenlee raened 2 times last week, 3 daes the first time, then 4 daes 5. raenbo apoligize for mad ski (Slyvia Voirol) 6. Siens kant predikt the wether (A. Einstein) 7. sno dont kare hu it fall on (E E Kummings) 8. Sum like sno. I find it a silly wae tu freez water (Karl Reiner) 9. Sum walk in the raen. Others get wet (Roger Miller) 10. wether...it dont pae tenshun tu kritisize. Yu shood du the same. 11. wether forkast: not good nuff tu depend on, but good nuff tu werree bout (Pat Yung) 12. wether forkast for tunite: dark (Jorj Karlin) 13. wether is alwaes rong, like the guvt (Jerome K Jerome, 1900) 14. without wether, 90% wood not hav NE-thang tu talk bout (Kin Hubbard)
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2188. wi... 1. wi did em bring slaves tu the nu werld? tu werk shugar-kane feelds [up tu 1770, em brot 5.5 milyun slaves from Afrika] during this time, 1.0 milyun folks kame from Yerrop 2. wi did Paris widen its streets after 1848? make more room for kalvary tu charj mobs that mite threten guvt 3. wi did Yeropeons send out ships tu xplore the far sees in 1400's? look for nu rout tu far eest tu brake the Arab monopoly in the spies trade 4. wi did yu get rid av the waterbed? We was drifting apart. 5. wi dont yu be a nonkonformist like evreewon els? 6. wi dont yu ever see hedline..."si-keek win lottery"? 7. wi du bad thangs happen tu good folks? 8. wi du blak kow eet green grass, giv wite milk that make yello butter? same reesun blak raspbeerees R red wen em R green. 9. wi du men lie bout eech other wen the truth is bad nuff? 10. wi is 6 afraed av 7? 7 ate 9 11. wi shood me pae for mi kid's kollej wen him alredee no evreethang? 12. wi so many stand-up komiks in the sit-koms? 2189. wi did the chicken kross the roed?
see also bad predikt bimbo (Dum blond) bloopers deth bed werds dum...zampels english goofs faemus last werds funnee insults jokes kort funnee
silly laws moron naeshun trate nok-nok jokes rednek jokes riddels sarkasm shop sine toomstone wot du yu get wen yu kross
see also...wi did xx kross yy 1. tu get tu the other side (klassikal anser) 2. Chickens R genitikally predisposed tu kross (Charles Darwin) 3. did 1 get awae? (Kernel Sanders) 4. dont no, but rite now I need tu deel with the hoers in mi bathroom (Dik Gentree) 5. for the grater good (Plato) 6. Guvt fooled it intu beleev it want tu (Jorj Orwell) 7. Guvt Konspirasee (Fox Mulder) 8. Honk-honk-honk (Harpo Marx) 9. hu kare? The fakt it got akross sho it was justified (Machiavelli) wi did the chicken kross the roed 10. I envishun a werld weer all chickens kan kross the roed without evreewon quesshun it (MLK) 11. I had an unkel that thot him was a chicken (Groucho Marx) 12. I invited it tu kum see me sum time (Mae West) 13. if chicken muved or the roed muve depend on yer frame av referens (A Einstein) 14. if yu ask such a quesshun, yu deni chicken its self-hood (Budda) 15. Im thanking, Im thanking (Jak Benny) 16. it did NOT. I sae agin, it did NOT (Richard Nixon) 17. it didnt. I plaed golf with it at the time (O J Simpsun) 18. it didnt. Its a rubber chicken (Chico Marx) 19. it didnt kross the roed, it transended it (Ralf W Emersun) wi did the chicken kross the roed 20. it exersized its natural rite tu libertee (Jon Lok) 21. it found a brake in the traffik 22. it krossed 2 times. Dirty dubel-krosser (James Kagnee) 23. it krossed 2 times. time 1=trajedee, 2=fars (Karl Marx) 24. it will be bak (Arnold Swartznnaeger) 25. katch it. I need aegs tu make omlet (Joe Stalin) 26. kauz it ***** wanted tu, thats wi (Jax Nikelsun) 27. kauz thats the oenlee trip the establishment wood let it take (Tim Leeree) 28. not relavant. Werree bout the chicken that did not get kross (Sherlok Holms) 29. the fakt yu thank it did sho yer sex hang-ups (Froid) wi did the chicken kross the roed 30. wot chicken? (Rozan) 31. wot the hek. It was running around NE-wae (Jerry Seinfeld) 32. tu actualize its potential (Aristotel, translated intu modern krat-speek) 33. tu avoid mad-chicken dazeez (Opra Winfree) 34. tu die. In the raen. (Ernest Hemingwae) 35. tu exkape the oppressive military rejeem (liberal) 36. tu get awae from Kernal Sanders 37. tu pruve it was not chicken (James Deen) 38. tu sho armadillo how 39. tu steel jobs from hard-werking Amerikans (Pat Buchanan) 40. yu tell me. (Finx) 2190. wi did the chicken kross the roed...krat vershun Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening tu its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achievethe implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. 2191. wi did the xx kross yy 1. wi did the chicken half kross the roed? wanted tu lae it on the line 2. wi did the chicken kross the plaeground? Tu get tu the other slide 3. wi did the dinosaur kross the roed? chikkens havent evolved as yet its the chicken's dae off 4. wi did the fox kross the roed? tu get the chicken 5. wi did the gum kross the roed? it was stuk tu the chiken foot 6. wi did the hitch hiker kross the roed? he was terned around 7. wi did the Iraq chicken kross the roed? Tu take over the other side 8. wi did the monster kross the roed? Tu get the chicken 9. wi did the moron kross the roed? he was stuk tu the chicken 10. wi did the owl sae tweet-tweet it didnt giv a hoot 11. wi did the salmon kross the roed for the halibut 12. wi did the starfish kross the roed? tu get tu the other tide 13. wi did the tachyon kross the roed? it was alredy on both sides av the roed 14. wi did the turkee kross the roed? tu sho him not chicken 15. wi did the turtel kross the roed? tu get tu the shell stashun 16. wi didnt the skeleton kross the roed? no guts 17. wi du birds fli south in the winter? 2 far tu walk 18. wi du chickens lae aegs? if em drop em, em brake 19. wi du flamingo stand on 1 leg? If it tri tu lift the leg, it fall down 20. wi du hummingbirds hum? em forgot the werds 21. wi kant a rooster get rich? it werk for chicken feed 22. wi was the chicken afraed av the chicken? he was chicken 2192. wi dont ? 1. wi dont blind ski dive? it skare the seeing-i dog 2. wi dont yu kri me a hand full av teers 2193. wi du...? 1. wi du dogs run in serkels? hard tu run in squares 2. wi du dokters hav a "praktis"? 3. wi du em hu no leest, noit loudest? 4. wi du folks with insomnia insist on sharing it? 5. wi du kows weer bells? Theer horns dont sound. 6. wi du Santa hav 3 gardens? so him kan ho-ho-ho 7. wi du the last werd take 40 minuts? 8. wi du tug boets push? 9. wi du we sae "after dark" wen it is after lite? 10. wi du yu park in the drivewae & drive on the parkwae? 11. wi du yu spend so much on yer faeding manshun? (Shakespeer) 12. wi is the 3rd hand on a watch kalled the sekond hand? 2194. wi R...? 1. wi R em kalled "stands" wen we sit on em? 2. wi R "overlook" & "oversee" oppasit? 3. wi R "wise man" & "wise gie" oppasit? 4. wi sing "take me out the the ball game" wen yer alredee theer? 5. wi wash behind yer eers? nowon look theer. 2195. wich... 1. wich is badder, ignorans or apathy? dont no, dont kare. 2. wich grate lake is inside the US? Michigan 3. wich kame first, chicken or T-Rex? T-Rex. 4. wich Kanada sitee is south av wich US sitee? Windsor, Detroit 5. wich kolony did not gotu the first Kontinental Kongres in Filly? Jorjya 6. wich side av a chicken hav the most fethers? outside 7. wich state did Rite brothers fli aerplane? North Karolina 8. wich was first...Oxford or Kambridj? Oxford 2196. wide... 1. Wide av the mark=yu missed, rong, fawls 2. Wide berth (go round it as far awae as yu kan) 3. wider than a barn 4. wider than the Mississippi 2197. widoe... (widow in krat speek) 1. widoes kum in 2 tipes...bereeved & releeved (Vikter Robinson) 2. widoes peek=haer on forhed (1833) 3. widoes walk=bord walk on roof av hous neer see in Nu England 2198. wife... (wives in krat speek) 1. a man is a man all his life, but woman is oenlee sexy til shes a wife (Al Bundy) 2. best wae tu drive wife krazy...smile in yer sleep. 2. boy: did yuno dad, in Afrika a man dont no his wife til em wed? dad: wi singel out Afrika? 3. chooz a wife bi eer not bi ie (Tom Fuller, 1640) 4. did him take his misforchuns like a man? yes, him blamed the wife 5. did yer wife hav NE-thang tu sae? no, but it took her 2 hrs tu not sae it 6. dont take a wife til yu hav a hous & fire tu put her in (Ben Frankliin) 7. him hu tell all tu wife dont no nuthan (Tom Fuller) 8. how kan wife be happy wen man treet her like a normal human? (Oskar Wild) 9. I havent spoke tu wife in 3 daes. wotz ront? nuthun, its not nies tu interrupt. wife 10. I heer yu advertized for a wife. Get NE replies? hundreds, but all sed "take mine" 11. I take mi wife evreeweer I go, but her alwaes find her wae bak (Henree Yungman) 12. I take mi wife out evree nite, but her alwaes find her wae bak 13. if yu sae sumthang & yer wife dont heer bout it, R yu still rong? 14. if yu treet wife like a therobred, her dont bekum a nag 15. if yu wanna no a man, look at hu him wed (Kirk Douglas) 16. luv is kemistree, so mi wife treet me like toxik waest (David Bissonet) 17. mans best welth is good wife & helth 18. mi wife drive me tu drink yer lukky, I hafta take the bus 19. perfekt wife help husband with the dishes wife 20. the roed tu sukses is full av wemen pushing husbands (Tom Dewar) 21. treet yer wife like a therobred so her wont bekum an old nag 22. tu sukkel fools & chronikel small beer (Shakespeer) 23. was yer wife outspoke? Not bi NE-1 I no av. 24. wen mi wife want sumthang her kall me handsum..."hand sum over" 25. wen mi wife want sumthang her yuze sine lingo...sine for this, sine for that 26. wen wife sae it wont be a minut or 2, her is rite...maby an our or 2 27. Wi did yu kill yer husband with boe & arro? I didnt want tu wake the kids 28. wife:averaej person speek 10,000 werds/dae H: but yer far abuv averaej 29. wife:I thank yu wed me for the munee dadee left me. H: fawls...I dont kare hu left yu the munee. wife 30. wife:it didnt kost a thang. Marked down from 20$ tu 10$. so me bied it with the 10$ me saved. 31. wife:Jorj, a tiger went intu mother's tent Jorj:his problem. Him go in bi self. Up tu him tu get out. 32. wife:kar wont start. I thank its flooded H: weer is it wife:in the swimming pool 33. wife:the dog ate the kake H: dont kri, I'll get yu anuther dog 34. wife=folks hu dont dans nuff (Groucho Marx) 35. wife last as long as the maeraej. x wife last forever. 36. wife: yer lazee, werthless, bald, bad temperd, shiftless liar husband: yes deer, nowon is perfekt 37. yer wife hav more power over yu than the guvt (Ralf W Emersun) 2199. wikked... (wicked in krat speek) 1. if yu listen tu the wikked, yu start down that path (Konfushus, 500bc) 2. thank bad is bad even tho yu dont duit (Cicero, 60 bc) 3. the wikked werk harder tu get intu hell than the ritechus werk for heven (Josh Billings, 1850) 4. wikked dont listen tu reesun (Titus Livy, 10bc) 5. wikked is spies that tintilate the bored (Henree W Longfello, 1860) 2200. wild gues chase=hopeless, foolish quest. erratik, wild. 2201. wile... (while in krat speek) 1. wile munee kant bi happy, it giv yu a big chois for yer miseree 2. wile the watched pot never boil, the unwatched pot make a big mess 3. wile we delae, life speed bi (Seneka) 4. wile yu liv, tell truth and shame the devil 2202. will... 1. weer theer's a will, theers 500 kinfolks. 2. will-o-wisp=elusiv, deluded. chaes round & round & dont go noweer. 3. willy Nilly=disorganized 2203. win... 1. tu win without risk is tu triuph without gloree (Pier Corneil, 1636) 2. win hands down=win without tri or effort 3. win the fite but luze the war 4. win sum, luze sum 5. win 1 for the Gipper 6. winners dont blame fate for theer faelyuers or luk for sukses 7. winners dont blame others for theer faelyuers 8. winners dont giv up 9. winners dont quit. Quitters dont win. the rest R morons 10. winners fall but dont stae down 11. winners never quit and quitters never win 12. winners R flexabel. Em no theer is more than 1 wae 13. winners R paeshent 14. winners thank positiv 15. yu shood plae faer wen yu hav a winning hand (Oskar Wild) 2204. wind... [wiend=werk tu loed enerjee intu a spring] 1. wen yu wind a watch, it run wen yu wind up a speech, yer dun 2. windfall=sumthang fall intu yer lap if wind blo fruit off tree intu yer yard, its yers started in England weer guvt rezerved sum forests for tu make ships but if wind blo down a tree, the landoener kan take it=free 2205. wink at small faults & remember hu hav big wons (Ben Franklin) 2206. winter...
see also klimat seesuns wether summer
1. 1 kind werd kan warm 3 winter months (Jap) 2. blo, blo winter wind. Yu R as unkind as mans lak av gratatude (Shakespeer) 3. evree mile is 2 in winter (Jorj Herbert) 4. his breth peersed the aer with silver arroes (Franses A Kembel) 5. if winter kum, kan spring be far behind? (Persee B Shellee, 1820) 6. in winter erth is a vale av greef, it fast & kri, rapped in fur, waet for spring (Charles Kingslee, 1850) 7. no winter last forever, no spring skip its tern (Hal Borland) 8. now is the winter av our diskontent (Shakespeer) 9. on a lone winter nite, frost rot silens (Jon Keets) 10. over the river, thru the wood, tu grandfather's hous we go thru wite & drifted sno (Lydia M Child) 11. we need winter tu make spring plesant (Ann Bradstreet, 1655) 12. winter: sharp & violent with kruel & feers storms (Will Bradford, 1630) 13. winter av our diskontent=bad times & winter 2. (Shakespeer, Richard 3) he speek bout Henree 6 & the war av the roses, around 1460 14. winter in kuntree town: long, stale, shabby, old, sullen (Willa Kather, 1920) 15. winter in Maine...alternate rest & frenik akshun (Tom Alan) 16. winter in mi hed, spring in mi hart (Vikter Hugo) 17. winter remind us av the human kondishun (Mignon Mcalughlin, 1966) 2207. wippersnapper (yung wippersnapper) 2208. wipping boy 2209. wisdum... see also...wise 1. 90% av wisdum is tu wise-up in time (Teddy Roosevelt) 2. B4 god, all are same wise & fool (A Einstein) 3. dont du desperat stuff (Henree D Thoro) 4. dont rejekt wisdum wen it kum late (Felix Frankfurter, 1920) 5. giv me the strength tu chaenj wot me kan the paeshens tu aksept wot me kant and the wisdum tu tell em apart (tell wich is wich) 6. God giv me the keraej tu chaenj wot I kan The paeshens tu liv with wot I kant & the wisdum tu tell wich is wich (Reinhold Niebur) 7. happy is him hu find wisdum (Proverbs) 8. naecher & wisdum agree (Juvenal) 9. nawleedj is av the past, wisdum is the fyucher (Vernon Kueper) wisdum 10. nawleedj pile up fakts; wisdum tare it down 11. nawleedj speek, wisdom listen (Jim Hendrix, Oliver W Holms?) 12. no man stumbel ontu wisdum (Seneka) 13. nowon hav a monopoly on wisdum (Queen Elizabeth) 14. paeshens go with wisdum (St Augustine) b. is the kompanyun av wisdum 15. prudent quesshun is the first half av wisdum (Fransis Bakon) 16. seek wisdum, not gold (Bibel) 17. silent sleep feed wisdum (Fransis Bakon, 1600) 18. step 1 tu wisdum=quesshun evreethang. last step=aksept evreethang (Jorj Litenberg) 19. the door tu wisdum is never shut (Ben Franklin) wisdum 20. wen yu lak sens, yu lak all (Ben Franklin) 21. wisdum=antisapate konsequenses (Norman Kuzens) 22. wisdum=organized life (Imanuel Kant) 23. wisdum=simplified fakts (Martin Fisher) 24. wisdum=tell apart good & bad (Sisero) 25. wisdum=yuno a lot tu sae & dont sae it 26. wisdum av solomon= harsh but needed chois based on story av 2 wemen hu klaem tu be mother av a baby Solomon thretened tu kut it in half & split it tween em. 27. wisdum is not get noit. Wisdum is no wot noit tu get (Frank Tiger) 28. wisdum keep yu outta problems weer yu wood need tu be wise (Doug Larsun) 29. wisdum kum from speereeans (JFK) wisdum 30. wisdum need xpeerens tu smooth the ruff edjes (Berger Evans) 31. wisdum outwae welth (Sofocels) 32. yu kut yer wisdum tooth the first time yu bite off more than yu kan chu (Herb Kaen) 2210. wise...
see also fool wisdum
2210. wise... 1. 1 talk with wise man is gooder than 10 yrs study (Chineez) 2. 2nd thots R wise (Euripides, 440 bc) 3. a wise man dont praes self (Shakespeer) 4. as wise man wise-up, him talk less & sae more 5. even a fool seem wise wen him keep mouth shut (Proverbs) 6. even the wise make mistakes (Gandi) 7. Fool speek, wise listen 8. Fool thank him wise, wise man no self is fool (Anatole Frans) 9. Fool wunder, wise ask (Ben Disraeli) wise 10. Fools R shuer, Wise dout (Bertrand Russel) 11. good folk bekum wise from theer faelyers (Will Saroyan) 12. good without wise bekum evil (Robert Heinlein) 13. him hu thank him wise is yusyually a fool (Fransis Bakon) 14. I dont thank much av man hu is not wiser tudae than yesterdae (Abe Linkoln) 15. if noah was wise he wood hav swatted the flies 16. if yer wise bi dae, yer no fool at nite 17. if yu hav munee in yer pokket, yu R wise (Yiddish) 18. if yu werk 16 hrs/dae at hard study, wen yer 60 yu mae be as wise as yu thot yu was at 20 (Mary W Littel) 19. kid ask quesshuns no wise man kan anser. wise 20. kind is gooder than wise. If yu noit, yu R wise (Theodore Rubin) 21. kings judj kingdums, wise men judj kings (Ibn Gabirol) 22. life is a feest if yu R wise (Ralf W Emersun) 23. look life in the ies, bekum wise life giv truth & take yueth (Sara Teesdale) 24. look on the prudent ant & be wise (Sam Jonson) 25. luv is the wisdum av a fool & the folly av the wise (Sam Jaksun) 26. many hu thank him is wise, is windy 27. men & naeshuns akt wise aft em exhaust all other waes (Abba Eban) 28. no others=lerned, no self=wise (Lao Tzu) 29. not 1 n 20 wise man praes self (Shakespeer) wise 30. old dont impli wise (Tom Wilsen) 31. skolars yuzyually R not wise (Chauser, 1380) 32. sum R wise, sum otherwise (Josh Billings, 1850??? or Tobias Smolet???) b. sum folks R wise, sum otherwise 33. sumtimes its wiser tu keep yer mouth shut 34. Take a wise man tuno a wise man (Zenofones) 35. The fool thank him wise, Wise man no self is a fool (Shakespeer) b. fool thank him wise, Wise man no self is a fool 36. The man hu no rite from rong is happeeer than rich man. wisdum is more valuabel than juels (Proverbs) 37. The wise dont marry & wen em du, em bekum otherwise 38. The wise R better off if em seem foolish (Aeschylus) 39. The wisest kan err (Gandi) wise 40. The wisest man kan still lern (Jorj Santayana) 41. Travel make wise man better, fool badder (Will hazlit) 42. tu be wise, lern wot tu overlook (Will James) 43. tuno, study; tu be wise, look & see (Marillen Van Savant)[konverted tu Amerikan] 44. wen guvt chaenj laws, wise man leed same life (Aristofones, 410 bc) 45. wisdom=kollektshun av platitudes (Norman Douglas) b. wisdom is a lotta platitudes 46. wisdom dont alwaes kum with aej. Old mae kum alone (Tom Wilson) 47. wisdom outwae welth (Sophocels) b. wise is gooder than rich 48. wise...no self, but dont tell 49. wise...no wot tu du with wot yuno wise 50. wise...thank av sumthang dum tu sae, then dont sae it (Sam Levensun) 51. wise=no wot tu du, wot tu leev alone (Lin Yutang) 52. wise=no wot tu ignore (Will James) 53. wise=organized life (Imanuel Kant) 54. wise=tuno wen tu be generus, wen tu be firm (Elbert Hubbard) 55. wise=yu no wot yu dont no (Sokrates) 56. wise gie (the oppisit av wise man)=wise ass=fart hed=loud mouth 57. wise man...beer & forbeer (Epiktetus, 80ad) 58. wise man and paeshent wife=peesful & happy 59. wise man avoid needless danjer (Aristotel) wise 60. wise man chaenj his mind, fool never 61. wise man dont greev for wot him dont hav; happy with wot him hav (Epictetus) 62. wise man dreem av happy; fool dreem av welth 63. wise man hav long eers and short tung (Jerman) b. hav big ies & eers, small tung 64. wise man heer 1 werd & understand 4 meenings 65. wise man in luv is a fool 66. wise man lern from others mistakes, fools from theers (Ben Franklin) b.wise man lern more from his foes than fool lern from freends 67. wise man lern from the misforchun av others (Mark Aurelius) 68. wise man listen tu his konsheens 69. wise man mae chaenj his mind, a fool never wise 70. wise man make more oppurtunities than him find (Fransis Bakon) 71. wise man no evreethang. Shrued man no evreewon. 72. wise man no him dont no; fool no evreethang 73. wise man no how tu bluff 74. wise man no if yu wanna katch mous, starv the kat 75. wise man no sumthang. Fool no evreethang (Afrika) 76. wise man no wen tu speek his mind or tu mind his speech (Evangel) 77. wise man no wot him dont no (Jon K Galbraeth) 78. wise man remember freends all the time, fool oenlee wen him want sumthing (Turkey) 79. wise man see more from bottom av well than fool on mountin top wise 80. wise man see storm kumming b4 klouds sho (Elbert Hubbard) 81. wise man see wot him otta (Mike Montaine) 82. wise man thank wot him sae. Fool sae wot him thank. 83. wise man's dae is werth more than fool's life (Arab) 84. wise men gide mankind (Tom Karliel, 1830) 85. wise men lern from fools (Kato, 200 bc) 86. wise men see the storm kummin b4 klouds kum (Elbert Hubbard) 87. wise men speek oenlee on wot em no 88. wise men talk kauz em hav sumthang tu sae, fools kauz em hafta talk (Plato) 89. wise old owl wise 90. wise saeing mae fall on ded ground, but a kind werd is never lost (Arthur Helps) 91. wise start with doubt, doubt leed tu quesshun, wise seek anser (Peer Abelard) 92. wise tu lern, god-like tu kreate (Jon Sax) 93. wise with misforchun is better than prosperus fool (Epiktetus) 94. wiser tu leed than push request than demand suggest than insist inspire than kompel motivate than manipulate (Will Aurther Ward) 95. yung man lern the rules, old no the sepshuns (Oliver W Holms) 2211. wish... 1. be kareful wot yu wish for, yu mae get it 2. be kontent with littel but wish for more (Charles Lamb, 1800) 3. beware wot yu set yer hart on, yu mae get it (Ralf W Emersun) 4. dont wish yer life awae 5. I wish I had more munee then stop thro koins in the wishing well 6. I wish the buk stop heer...I kan yuze a fyu 7. I wished for a puter as eezee tu yuze as a fone, now me kant figger out the fone (Bjarn Stronstrup) 8. if wishes was fishes, we wood all thro a net b. wishes was fishes, we wood hav a fish fri 9. if wishes was hoerses, beggars wood ride (James Haliwell) 10. if wishes was hoerses, we wood all ride (Doug Horton) 11. if yu get wot yu wish for, yull be sorry (Aesop, 600bc) 12. if yu got half yer wishes it wood dubel yer trubel (Ben Franklin) 13. industree dont wish (Ben Franklin) 14. prae=wish on god (Fillip Brooks, 1875) 15. tact...make gest at home wen yu wish him wood go home (Sam Butler, 1650) 16. the wishing well ran dri 17. tu wish tu be sumwon els, waest wot yu R 18. watch wot yu wish for...yu mae get it 19. we beleev wot we wish (want) (Demosthenes, 330 bc) 20. Wish in 1 hand and spit in the other and see which 1 fill up first 2212. wisper av a pretty girl kan be herd farther than the roer av a lion. (Arab) 2213. wistling... 1. wistling kids and kakkling hen leave no room for gentlemen 2. wistling woman and kroing hen never kum tu a good end 2214. wit... 1. banal pass for wit if yer faemus (Alex Chase) 2. him wind up his wit. Bi & bi it will strike (Shakespeer) 3. make it short (Jeen Paul) 4. melankoly men R most witty (Aristotel, 350 bc) 5. nowon hav mastered wit sins Ben Franklin (James Thurber, 1950) 6. wise man liv on wit as much as inkum (Lord Chesterfeeld, 1730) 7. wit is good weppon tu stab self in bak with 8. wit is lerned insolens (Aristotel, 350 bc) b. wit is hi klas insolens 9. wit is short humor (Mark Twaen) 10. wit oft tern bitter (Lukretius, 55bc) 11. witty woman gotta chuez tween take a luver or take no prisuners (Florens King) 12. witty saeing dont pruev nuthang (Votaer) 13. yu kan pretend tu be seereeus, but not witty (Sacha Guiltry, 1940) 2215. wite... (white in krat speek) 1. wite as sno 2. wite as a sheet 3. wite elephant=sumthang yu dont want NE-more kame from Siam (Tiland). King giv elefant tu sumwon outta faver. wite elefant is rare & protekted...thus yu kant yuze it tu du NE werk but yu gotta pae tu feed & kare for it. & sins it belong tu the king, yu kant get rid av it. 4. wite lie =lie with good motiv tu hide sumthang (Isaih) 5. wite nite=sumwon hu kum tu the reskyu av (knight in super-super krat) 2216. with... 1. with aej kum wisdum 2. with bated breth=hold yer breth kauz yer so xsited or axious. (Shakespeer, Merchant av Venus) 3. with bells on 4. with fliing kolers=tu sho defians or enthusiasm from old-time armees that yuzed flags tu ID eech yunit. 5. with freends like yu, I dont need enemees 6. with malis tuward nun, charity for all, let us werk tu acheev a just & lasting pees (Abe Linkoln)
within in
2217. without 1. without geografee, yer noweer 2218. wolf in sheep klothes=evil predent tu be good 1. from bibel "beware av fawls profets that kum in sheeps klothes" (Mathyu) 2. & from Aesop tale bout wolf hu pretend tu be a sheep 2219. Woman...
see also father girl her human husband man mankind men men & wemen mom mother old sex wemen wife yung
1. 2 times man dont understand woman: B4 wed & aft wed 2. 30 is a good aej for woman, xtra so if her is 40 or 50. 3. a man gotta du wot a man gotta du. Woman du wot him kant (Linda Latourel) 4. a man is as old as him feel. A woman is as old as her look (Mort Kollins) 5. a woman hu noit shood hide it (Jane Austen, 1800) 6. a woman hu tell her reel aej will tell all (Oskar Wild) 7. a woman will flirt with NE-1 as long as other womans see it (Oskar Wild) 8. all wemen shood no how tu take kare av kids. Most will get a husband sumdae (Franklin Jones) 9. Amerikan wemen spekt tu find a husband as perfekt as British wemen spekt theer butler tu be (W S Maugham) woman 10. as long as a woman look 10 yeers yunger than her dotter, her happy (Oskar Wild, 1890) 11. dif tween woman & vulture...vulture serkel 1 time b4 it chu out yer ass 12. dont chuez woman bi kandellite (Italy) 13. gratest xsitement in woman's life is tu find other woman is fatter (Helen Roland) 14. If not for wemen, all the $ in the werld dont hav NE meening (Aristotel Onasis) 15. If woman hav manly virchues, run awae from her if not, her run awae from self (Fred Nietzshe, 1880) 16. if yu wanna no wot woman meen, look & dont listen (Oskar Wild) 17. kerv=best lookin distans tween 2 points (Mae West) 18. mind is kleener...she chaenjes it so much (Oliver Herford) 19. oenlee 1 wae tu handel a woman, but nowon no wot it is. woman 20. she's an angel...alwaes up in the aer harping bout sumthang 21. The mouth av a kannon is safer than the mouth av a skorned woman 22. The oenlee wae a woman kan provide for self is be good tu a man hu kan afford tu be good tu her (Jorj B Shaw) 23. theef demand yer munee or yer life, woman want both. 24. theer R 2 theerees bout argue with a woman. Nun werk 25. tu her virchus, be kind. Tu her faults, blind (Mathyu Prior) 26. wemen like silent men. Em thank em listen (Marsel Archard) 27. wen a woman giv yu her hart, yu kant get rid av the rest av her (Jon Vanbruy, 1696) 28. wen I look at yu, time stand stil...yer faes stop a klok 29. wen woman thank, her gotta speek (Shakespeer) woman 30. werthy woman is werth more than juels (proverbs) 31. will lie bout NE-thang, just tu stae in praktis (Filip Marloe) 32. woman...eezee on the ies, hard on the hart 33. woman...her past is her luv, her fyucher her husband (Oskar Wild) 34. woman...man, the sequel 35. woman...the wrath av Zues (Greek) 36. woman: I want alligater shues. man : wot size is yer alligater? 37. woman aksept paen as natural heritage 38. woman chuez the man hu will chuez her 39. woman hav form av angel, hart av snake, mind av ass (Jerman) woman 40. woman hu seek tu equal man lak ambishun (Tim Leeree) 41. woman is a 2-edjed sord...thru yer hart 42. woman is an ornament tu sosietee & a treshuer tu the werld (Mark Twaen) 43. woman is as old as her admit 44. woman is god's sekond mistake (Fred Nietzshe) 45. woman is rong til her kri, then rite at wons (Tom C Haliburton) 46. woman is the last thang man will sivilize (Jorj Meredith, 1860) 47. woman kant keep a sekret (Chauser, 1380) 48. woman kri b4 wedding and the man after (Pole) 49. woman shood no how tu look like a girl, akt like a lady, thank like a man, & werk like a dog. woman 50. woman must bi sumthang for self evreedae (Henree James) 51. woman shood soften man, not weeken him (Sigmund Froid) 52. woman start bi resist a mans advanses & end bi blok his retreet (Oskar Wild) 53. woman stop tell her aej wen it tell on her. 54. woman thank it take 2 tu keep a sekret 55. woman tri the paeshents av Job (or av Jove) (Chauser, 1380) 56. woman wanna be mans last romans (Oskar Wild) 57. woman weer teers like juels 58. woman will forgiv NE-thang, els the raes wooda died out long ago (Robert Heimlein) 59. woman will lie bout NE-thang, just tu stae in praktis (Filip Marloe) woman 60. woman with a past interest men. Em hope histree will repeet (Mae West) 61. woman's tradgadee...her past is her luver, her fyucher is her husband (Oskar Wild) 62. wons a woman giv yu her hart, yu kant get rid av the rest av her (Jon Vonburg) 63. yu kan analize man but not woman (Oskar Wild, 1890) 2220. won (the number 1)... (krat speek "one") 1. 1 bad apple spoil the barrel 2. 1 bird dont meen it is summer (Jon Haewood, 1500) 3. 1 brik short av a loed 4. 1 dae at a time 5. 1 father is werth 100 teechers (Jorj Herbert, 1622) 6. 1 foot in the grave (1 more drink wile kan still stand up) 7. 1 for the roed 8. 1 good tern deserv nuther (Aesop, 600bc) 9. 1 hand wash the other 10. 1 hoers town (small, dekrepid=rundown) 11. 1 man kan make a dif 12. 1 mans junk is other mans treshuer 13. 1 mans meet is other mans poisun 14. 1 step at a time 15. 1 thang leed tu nuther 2221. wons... (once in krat speek) 1. wons a werd is outta mouth, yu kant put it bak in 2. wons bited, twies shi [bad speerens, wont tri it agin] b. wons bit, twies shi [bad speerens, wont tri it agin] 3. wons in a blue moon (now guvt-defined...bout 13 months) blue moon=2nd full moon in same month, time tween varee 4. wons is chans. 2 times is koinsadens. 3 times is enemee akshun (Goldfinger...Ian Fleming) 5. wons more intu the breech, deer freends, wons more 6. wons the tuethpaest is outta the tube,its hard tu get it bak in (H R Haldeman) 7. wons yu eliminate the not posabel, wots left must be true (Sherlok Holms) 8. wons yu fli, yu will alwaes long tu fli agin (Leonardo de Vinci) 2222. wont take no for an anser 2223. wood... 1. woodnt be a piknik without ants 2224. wool-gather=daedreem, dont pae tenshun 2225. worm... 1. all R worms, but I'm a glo-worm (W Churchil) 2226. worn tu a frazzel 2227. worry wart (werree wart) 2228. wot, tipe 1...skolar werds 1. wot a rigamarole 2. wot a tangled web we weev, wen we tri tu deseev (deceive in krat) 3. wot Amerika need most is kreativ solitude (Karl Sandburg, 1960) 4. wot brake in 1 sekond mae take yeers tu fix (Sweden) 5. wot cha want me tu du bout it? 6. wot did yu du yesterdae werth menshun? (Koleman Kox) 7. wot du wemen want? (Sigmund Freud) toested ies kubes in Mekka in August (Arab anser) 8. wot dont kill yu make yu stronger (Fred Nietzshe, 1880) 9. wot if the werld is an illushun & dont be? Then I overpaed for the karpet (Woody Allan) wot 10. wot is behind yu & b4 yu is nuthang tu wotz in yu (Ralf W Emersun) 10. wot is in yu is bigger than wot is B4 yu 11. wot is the rigmarole about 12. wot du yu take me for? An ideeot? (de Gaul, tu dum "reporter") 13. wot go round, kum around 14. wot go up must kum down 15. wot is werth duing, is werth duing good 16. wot portans tuno names but not tuno self (Ben Franklin) 17. wot the dikkens?=sho surprise (Shakespeer, Merry Wives av Windsor) 18. wot the hart thank, the tung speek (Romania) 19. wot the kat dragged in and the kittens wont hav wot 20. wot the sam hill 21. wot was hard tu endure is sweet tu rekall (French) 22. wot we kan du, we kan also not du (Aristotel) 23. wot we leev behind is part av us. Yu gotta dae tu liv (Gael Sheehy) 24. wot we R speek so loud, it drown out wot we sae 25. wot will be, will be 26. wot wood yu du if yu noed yu kant fael? 27. wot yu dont no kan hert yu 28. wot yu dont no kant hert yu 29. wot yu dont see with yer ies, dont invent with yer mouth (Ju) wot 30. wot yu du is so loud, me kant heer yer werds (Ralf W Emersun) 31. wot yu giv is wot yu get 32. wot yu giv yu get, 10 times over. 33. wot yu hate in others, fix it in self (Tom Sprat) 34. wot yu hav, hold ((Jon Haewood, 1500) 35. wot yu kan du NE-time yu will never du (Skot) 36. wot yu lern after yu noit-all is wot kount (HST) 37. wot yu lern in the kradel last tu the grave (Frans) 38. wot yu pretend tu be, be (Ben Franklin) 39. wot yu R will sho in wot yu du (Tom Edisun) wot 40. wot yu see depend on wot yu look for (Jon Lubbok) 41. wot yu see is wot yu get 42. wot yu start wen mad, will end in shame (Ben Franklin) 43. wotever yu R, be good at it (Abe Linkoln) 2229. wot, tipe 2=joke... 1. ques...yuno the old saeing "wot yuno kant hert yu"? ans then yer safe from evreethang 2. wot animal kan jump hier than a hous? all av em...hous kant jump 3. wot bird is alwaes sad? bluejae 4. wot bird karry the most wate? Krane 5. wot du a lost parrot look like? polygon 6. wot du duks eet with suep? quakers 7. wot du elefant du wen it hert its toe? kall a toe truk 8. wot du snoman eet for brakefast? snoflakes 9. wot du yu du wen yu get a bad koff? gotu a muvee 10. wot du yu get wen yu kross a rabbit with a flee? Bugs Bunny 11. wot du yu get wen yu kross a mafia don with a bond salesman? sumwon hu make yu an offer yu dont understand such as CDO. [CDO="collateralized debt obligations"] 12. wot du yu kall sumwon afraed av Santa Klauz...Klauztofobik 13. wot happen wen a duk fli upside-down? it quak up 14. wot kee wont open NE door? turkee 15. wot wae 2500 pounds & weer flowers? hippeepotamus 2230. wot, tipe 3=quesshun 1. wen Mabbeth bekame king, king av wot? Skotland 2. wot 2 rivers=soers av mid eest sivilizashun Tigris & Eufrates (Iraq tudae) 3. wot army was led bi Walter the Penniless & Peter the Hermit? Krusade 1 4. wot barbarian tribe in Yerrop in 400's never seteled down (alwaes nomads)? Huns 5. wot battel killed Kuster? Littel Big Horn 6. wot body did Edward 1 av England kall in 1295? Parliament 7. wot Brit Jenral surrendered at Yorktown in 1781? Kornwallis 8. wot Brit kolonist kame tu Nu England b4 the prigrims landed at Plymouth? 1607: Kennebek River in Maen 9. wot did Bernado O'Higgins rule in 1818? Chile wot quesshun 10. wot did F Roosavelt kall his radio brodkasts? fireside chats 11. wot did Hannibal du with elefants? kross Alps tu atak Rome 12. wot did Luis 14 av Frans sae the state is? "I am the state" 13. wot did Panama belong tu til revolt in 1903? Kolombia 14. wot did Persha bekum in 1935? Iran 15. wot did Rome kall its publik morals sensers? sensers 16. wot disaster hit London, England in 1665? plaeg (plague in krat speek) 1666? fire berned down hole town 17. wot du yu kall pampas area av Argentinia? Patagonia 18. wot...first international org tu tri tu keep pees, started at end av WW1? leeg av naeshuns 19. wot fleet on wae tu atak Englas was destroyed bi storm in English Channel? Spanish Armada wot quesshun 20. wot for was the Grange started in 1867? farmers 21. wot Hawawyun sitee gotta weree bout lava? Hilo (Mauna Kee volkano) 22. wot ieland did the Bountee mutineers kolonize? Pitcairn 23. wot ieland is south av Kape Kod? Martha's Vineyard & Nantukket 24. wot ielands stretch west from Alaska? Aluetians 25. wot Indians lived in Penn's land? Delaware 26. wot is area av Texas west av the Pekos? Big Bend Kuntree 27. wot is Argentina plaens Pampas 28. wot is big rok at south tip av Spaen Gibraltar 29. wot is biggest lake in werld? Kaspian See in US? Superior in Utah? Salt lake wot quesshun 30. wot is bikini? 1 ieland in the Marshalls 31. wot is Chineez group tri tu thro out foriners, starting in 1900 Boxers 32. wot is Chineez tri tu reform ekonomee in 1958? Grate Leep Forward 33. wot is desert at tip av Gulf av Aqaba Negev 34. wot is hiest mountin? Everest hiest peek in Afrika? Kilimanjaro hiest town? Aucanquilcha, Chile hiest waterfall? Angel Falls, Venezyela 35. wot is hottest spot in North Amerika? Deth Valee (134 deg F) 36. wot is Ieland at south tip av South Amerika? Tierra del Fuego (fire dirt) land theer? Kape Horn waterwae theer? Straet av Magellan 37. wot is In India, in 1765, Suraja Dowla put 146 Yerropeons intu 1 sell Next morn, 23 still alive blak hole av Kalkutta 38. wot is kapes off North Karolina Kape Feer & Kape Hatteras 39. wot is King Luis 14 grand palus west av Paris Versailles wot quesshun 40. wot is kode av kondukt for nites in middel aejes? Chivalry 41. wot is Lenin's reel name? Ulyanov weer was him born? Jorjya 42. wot is lingo Yuropeon kollej professers invented bout 1970 from (Latin+French+Italyun+Mexikan+Greek) & em sed wood replaes evree tung on erth? Esperanto [yu never herd av it? dont listen tu kollej professers] 43. wot is longest river? Nile 44. wot is Medeeval Yerrop had 3 estates 1=nobels, 2=cherch, 3=all others (pesants) 45. wot is name av waterwae tu Seattel? Puget Sound 46. wot is name on navy maps for south tip av Afrika? Kape av good hope South Amerika? Kape Horn 47. wot is nikname av Frederik 1, Holy Roman Emperor & king av Jermanee? Barbarossa (Red Beard) 48. wot is old name for Hawaii? Sandwich Ielands 49. wot is other Greek name for Greek? Helen (Hellenistik in krat speek) wot quesshun 50. wot is port for Athens Piraeus 51. wot is Rome eleet bodygard tu protekt guvt big-wigs, but sumtimes overthro guvt? Praetor Gard 52. wot is southwest tip av England? lands end 53. wot is Teddy Roosavelt volunteer regiment in 1898? Ruff Riders 54. wot is pass tween Pakistan & Afganistan? Kiber Pass 55. wot is slogan av Amerikan revolushuners? no taxashun without represented [now our representativs tax evreethang] 56. wot is the koler av Vermont mountins Wite Mtns & Green Mtns 57. wot is the origin av the Hospitallers, Templars, Tuetonik Nites? Krusades 58. wot is town in Krimea weer Roosevelt & Cherchil meet Stalin in 1944 Yalta 59. wot is water tween Italy & Yugoslovia? Adriatik See [or the bunch av littel states it broke intu] wot quesshun 60. wot is waterwae tween Vankuver Ieland & Wash? Won de Fuka Straet 61. wot is wettest plaes? Mount Maialeale, Hawaii...460 inch/yeer 62. wot kall troops under Ethan Allen in 1777? Green Mountin Boys 63. wot kee wont open NE door? Florida Kees, piano kee 64. wot king Meiji muved tu Edo & renamed it wot? Tokyo 65. wot kumpanee started in kanada in 1670? Hudsun Bae Kump 66. wot kuntree sold its Virjin Ielands tu US? Denmark, 1916 67. wot Middel-eest naeshun on 1 Ieland ? Bahrain 68. wot mountins at south border av Poland? Karpathians 69. wot mountins separate Frans & Spaen? Pirenees wot quesshun 70. wot mountins separate Yerrop from Aeshya? Urals 71. wot nersed the twin founders av Rome? wolf 72. wot nonaktiv volkano is neer Tokyo? Fuji 73. wot other monument did Gustave Eiffel help make? Statue av Liberty 74. wot passenjer ship was sunk bi Jerman subs in 1915 & kauzed big uproer Lusitania 75. wot port is on south side av straets av Gibraltar? Tangier 76. wot river did Juleeus Seesar kross & then gotu Rome & take over the guvt? Rubikon 77. wot river flo thru {St Petersberg or Leningrad} Neva 78. wot river is North boundry av Oregon? Kolumbia south boundry av Ohio? Ohio south boundry av Oklahoma? Red eest boundry av Penns land? Delaware west boundry av Illinois? Mississippi 79. wot Rome sitees was burreed in ash? Poppei & Herculaneum wot quesshun 80. wot royal palis bekame a graen warehous, prisun, arsenal, leper kolony, mint, telegraf staeshun, horehous, art museum? Louver (Paris) 81. wot see is tween Grees & Terkee? Agean 82. wot ship blo-up & sink in Havana & leed tu war? Maen 83. wot sitee did Peter the Grate bild? Petersberg 84. wot song did Brits yuze tu mok kolonial rebels? Yankee Doodel 85. wot started WW1? serb kill Austrian leeder 86. wot state hav more kuvered bridjes than Vermont? Ohio 87. wot thang marked start av French Revolushun? Storm the Bastil, 14 July, 1789 88. wot tung did Jesus yuze? Aramaik 89. wot volkano in Indoneshya sploded in 1883? Krakatoa wot quesshun 90. wot volunteer yunit gotu Spaen tu fite Franko? Internashunal Brigade 91. wot war? kaptin sed "dont giv up the ship" war av 1812 Jon Paul Jones in Chesapeek fite Brit Shannon neer Boston 92. wot war? Rushya fite England+Frans+Turkee Krimean England take Hong Kong from China? Opium War 93. wot was Brit war in South Afrika, 1900-1902? Boer War 94. wot was Dien Bien Fu? big fite tween Frans & Vietnam 95. wot was first katholik kolony in US? Maryland 96. wot was first klash tween kolonees & Brit troops? Boston Masaker, 1770 97. wot was FDR's program kalled? Nu deel 98. wot was French defens line in 1940? Magino line 99. wot was get-tugether weer Luther defended his brake with Rome pope (katholiks)? Worm Diet wot quesshun 100. wot was Helvetic Republik (1798-1803)? Switzerland 101. wot was home av Tom Jeffersun? Montisello 102. wot was Jerman WW1 battel plan kalled? Schlieffen Plan 103. wot was Jermans hu fite in Spaen Sivil War? Kondor Leejun 104. wot was King Luis 14 kalled? Sun king 105. wot was Konfederat gerilla band that inkluded Jesse James? Quantril's Raeders 106. wot was Moslum kuntree in Spaen in 1400's? Granada wot did em kall the muslums theer? Moors weer was kapital? Kordoba 107. wot was most portant kingdom in England 500's Kent 600's Northumbria 108. wot was motto av the French Revolushun? Liberty, Equality, Fraternity 109. wot was name av Jerman guvt from WW1 til Hitler took over? Weimar Republik wot quesshun 110. wot was name av Jon Paul Jones' ship? Bon Hom Richard 111. wot was name av utopia kommune Robert Owen started in Indiana in 1825? Nu Harmony 112. wot was name for middel aejes guvt? fuedalism 113. wot was polotikal pary Teddy Roosevelt formed in 1912 aft him split from Republikans? Bull Moos party 114. wot was prins Henree the Navigater? king av Portugal 115. wot was Roman akkountants? quaestors 116. wot was Roman kommon man kalled? pleb (plebeian) 117. Roman rueling klass? Patrician 118. Viking god av thunder? thor 119. wot was Winston Churchil's navy rank in WW2? first lord av the navy wot quesshun 120. wot was yeer av rebelyuns all kros Yerrop? 1848 121. wot yeer did Rushya bild wall round Berlin? 13 Aug 1961=start date Eest Jermanee open the wall 9 Nov 1989 berliners tare it down 1990 122. wot Yerropeon kuntree made kolony av wot is now Indonesia? Dutch 2230. wot du yu get wen yu kross a... 1. archer with gift rap? ribbon hood 2. chicken with gittar? sumthang that sing wen yu pluk it 3. chicken with kow? ruest beef 4. chicken with sement mixer? briks. 5. chicken with shark? a bird that talk yer eer off 6. dog with frog? dog that lik yu from both sides av the roed 7. insekt with eester bunny bugs bunny 8. insomniak, agnostik, & dyslexik? sumwon hu stae up all nite wundering (Groucho Marx) 9. jehovah witness & atheist? sumwon hu nok on yer door for no reesun 10. jellyfish, man, katerpillaer green kreepee-krawler 11. kangraru with sheep? wooly jumper [klothes] 12. kat with a parrot? a karrot 13. lawyer with pig? nuthang. Even a pig hav standards 14. snoman with vampier frostbite 15. teecher with vampire? lotta blood tests 2231. wot du yu kall... 1. wot du yu kall a blak eskimo dog? dusty husky 2232. wotz... 1. wotz a bull that sleep a lot? bulldozer 2. wotz behind yu & wotz b4 yu is nuthang kompared tu wotz in yu (Ralf W. Emersun) b wotz ahead & wotz behind dont kompare with wotz inside 3. wotz dun is dun 4. wotz gon & beeond help shood be past greef (Shakespeer) 5. wotz good for the gues is good for the gander 6. wotz late-braking nuz? Thats how yu run intu trees. 7. wotz the beef? 8. wotz the biggest naeshun on erth? prokrastanaeshun 9. wotz the speed av dark? 10. wotz up dok
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