2246. Yankee Dime
2247. yard bi yard is hard
inch bi inch is a sinch
2248. yawn...
1. yawn=naecher's wae tu let man open mouth
2249. yeeld tu all & suen yu wont hav NE-thang tu yeeld (Aesop, 600bc)
2250. yeer...
1. last yeer I koodnt spel engineer, now me be 1.
2. yeer...a seerees av 365 disappointments (Ambrose Beers)
3. yeers teech much the daes didnt no (Ralf W Emersun, 1850)
2251. yello press=senshashunal tri for plublisity=rite stories for max emoshun & min fakts
in erlee daes, nuzpaper tried a littel yello in its kartoons
this led tu yello=tu du sumthang tu get tenshun
2252. yer...
1. yer a drip
2. yer all washed up...worn out, no good, ruined, 2 battered tu puep
3. yer an idiot & dezerv tu be mokked (Dogbert)
4. yer as old as yu feel (Henri Amed)
5. yer as rite as raen (hav no meening...this is nois tu impress sumwon)
6. yer brother mae not be a freend, but yer freend is alwaes a brother (Ben Franklin)
7. yer dirtier than the Mississippi and twies as krooked
8. yer feet shood be planted in yer kuntree,
but yer ies shood see the werld (Jorj Santayana)
9. yer gues is kooked...yer dun fer=yer gonna get it=yer in trubel
yer
10. yer ies R bigger than yer stomak...yu grab more food than yu kan eet
11. yer name is grass & I'm the lawnmoer
12. yer name is mud
13. yer not absolutelee werthless...yu kan serv as bad zampel for others
14. yer not just tooting
15. yer not the man I noed 10 yeers ago
16. yer nuthang but a snake in the grass
17. yer number is up and time tu cash in the chips
18. yer purpus in life mae be tu serv as a warning tu others
a. yer sole purpus is tu serv as a warning tu others
19. yer stil wet behind the eers...lak speereens
yer
20. yer strength depend on how much yu want sumthang
21. yer strength is in small thangs (Mother Teresa)
22. yer tale wood kyuer the def (Shakespeer)
23. yer treeding deep water...in over yer hed
24. yer tung mae kut yer throet...wot yu sae kan get yu in trubel
25. yer vieses punish yu (Aesop, 600bc)
26. yer werd...yu kan giv it & keep it 2
2253. yernings kauz suffering & paen
2254. yesterdae...
1. 1 ie on yesterdae & 1 ie on tumorro=kok-ied tudae
2. 2 daes from tudae tumorro is yesterdae
3. dont let yesterdae yuze-up 2 much av tudae (Cherokee)
4. Hardest werk is wot yu shooda did yesterdae
5. I dont thank much av man hu is not wiser tudae than yesterdae (Abe Linkoln)
6. I wasnt born yesterdae
7. if sumthang is good, yuzeful, & cheep, em will stop make it tumoro
if all 3, em will stop yesterdae (Mignon McLaughlin, 1960)
8. if yu pile up a lotta tumorros & yu hav a lotta emptee yesterdaes (Harold Hill)
9. if yu put off tumorro & yu will hav emptee yesterdaes (Music man)
yesterdae
10. if yu wanna understand tudae, look at yesterdae (Perl S Buk, 1930)
a. tu understand tudae, start yesterdae
b. wanna understand tudae, look at yesterdae
11. in politiks, yu attak yesterdaes lie
as a wae tu flatter tudaes lie (Jeen Rostad, 1940)
12. kall yesterdae bak, beg time tu retern (Shakespeer)
13. konsistent...yer as dum tudae as yesterdae (Bernard Berenson)
14. lern from yesterdae, liv for tudae, hope for tumorro (Einstein)
15. mae not be theer yet, but Im kloeser than yesterdae
16. set aside 2 daes a week tu not weree...yesterdae & tumorro (Robert Burdet)
17. so many thangs we wish we did yesterdae
so fyu we feel like duit tudae (Mignon McLaughlin)
18. the best is alwaes yesterdae (Tatyana Tolstaya)
19. the fish alwaes bite yesterdae
yesterdae
20. tri tu keep up with yesterdae (Don Marquis)
21. tudae is the tumorro yu werreed bout yesterdae
22. tudae yu R wot yu thot yesterdae (James Allen, 1900)
23. tumorro is not as good as yesterdae (Syrus, 100ad)
24. we yuze up our tumorros frettin bout yesterdaes (Persius, 60ad)
25. wot did yu du yesterdae werth menshun? (Koleman Kox)
26. yesterdae=histree, tumorro=mistree, tudae=gift (Bolatunde Olatunji)
b. Yesterdae is histree. Tumorro is mistree. Tudae is now.
27. yesterdae I wasnt werth 2 sents, tudae me oe 2 milyun $ (Mark Twain)
28. Yesterdae is a kanseled chek. tumorro a promis note.
tudae is redee kash. Yuze it. (Ed C Blis)
29. yesterdaes krisis is tumorros joke (H G Wells, 1900)
yesterdae
30. yesterdaes promises R tudaes taxes (Mak King)
31. yesterdaes reel is tudaes illushun (Luigi Pirandello, 1900)
2255. yu...
1. yu aent just wistlin dixie
2. yu alwaes hope (yern) for wot yu dont hav
3. yu attrakt more flies with hunee than with vinager (Ben Franklin)
4. yu drive a hard bargin
5. yu got that rite
2256. yu dont...
1. appresheate it if its free (or if tu eezee tu get)
2. appresheate wot yu hav til it is gon
3. get up til yu sae unkel
4. no diddly squat
5. no how many freends yu hav til yu rent a hous on the beech
6. no if yu will be alive tumorro (Euripides)
7. no the value av water til the well go dri
b. the werth av water till the well is dri.
8. no wot yu hav til its gon
9. no wotz round the korner
10. noit til yu kan kount it (Lord Kelvin, 1860)
11. stop laffing wen yu gro old, yu gro old kauz yu stop laffing
2257. yu drive a hard bargin
2258. yu du nuff evil wen yudu nuthang
2259. yu fael wen yu stop triing
2260. yu find a lotta stuff bi stumbel onit wen looking for sumthang els
2261. yu get...
1. yu get good judjment from speerens. Yu get speerens from bad judjment (Fred Brooks)
2. yu get old tu soon & smart tu late
2262. yu gotta...
1. gro self, no matter how tall yer grandfather was (Irish)
2. hav dark tu see the lite (Danny Devito)
3. kiss a lotta frogs tu find 1 prins,
& then prins dont like a frog-kisser (Amanda Richards)
4. liv with the results av wot yudu (W H Auden)
5. meet hardship tu find yer strength (Ben Jonsun, 1600)
6. stand for sumthang or yull fall for NE-thang
7. survive bad times tu develop keraej (Barbara Angelis)
8. take the bitter with the sweet
2263. yu harvest wot yu plant (reep wot yu soe)
2264. yu hav... (yu hafta)
1. a reel teer jerker theer
2. that rite
3. the mind av a 4yr old, & I bet him was glad tu get rid av it (Groucho Marx)
4. the rite tu stae quiet. NE-thang yu sae will be misquoted & yuzed ginst yu.
5. til sundown
6. tu giv b4 yu kan get
7. tu soe b4 yu kan reep (plant b4 yukan harvest)
8. yer glad shue and mad shue
2265. yu hu
1. yu hu sae it kant be dun...get in the wae av us hu duit
2265. yu just...
1. yu just hit the nael on the hed
2. yu just spun yer web
2266. yu kan...
1. yu kan be a ruester tudae & a fether duster tumorro
2. yu kan bi it for a song
3. yu kan du NE-thang if yu want tu bad nuff (Original)
4. yu kan du NE-thang if yu wanna bad nuff.
Thats wi yu see so many folks fli (Elden Darnahan)
5. dodj elefant but not a fli (Josh Billings)
6. duit the hard wae or the eezee wae
7. fool all folks if yer ad budget is big nuff (Ed Rollins)
8. fool em sum av the time but not all the time
9. fool all folks sumtimes, sum folks all the time
but not all folks all the time (Abe Linkoln)
yu kan
10. get drunk on water...same as yukan on land.
11. get more with a kind werd & a gun than with a kind werd (Al Kapone)
12. in time, get yuzed tu NE-thang (Napoleon)
13. kaej the singer but not the song
14. katch more flies with hunee than with vinegar (Ben Franklin)
15. komplaen the rose bush hav thorns, or admire the roses
16. leed a hoers tu pasture but yu kant make him eet
17. leed a hoers tu water but yu kant make it drink
18. leed a hoers tu water but yu kant make it kross tu the other side
19. lern a lot from kids, zampel=paeshens
yu kan
20. lern from speerens, but gooder tu let
rattelsnake bite the other fello (Josh Billings)
21. never be tu thin or tu rich
22. run but yu kant hide
23. see a lot if yu look (Yogi Berra)
24. stand up or waller in yer self pity
25. tell a tree bi the fruet it giv
26. tell German wine from vinegar bi the label (Mark Twaen)
27. tell if a man is wise bi his quesshuns (Naguile Mafquz)
28. tell sumwon from Saskatchewan...wen wind dont blo, him fall down
2267. yu kant...
1. be free if yu R a slave tu the flesh (Seneka)
2. be tu kareful wen yu chuez yer enemees (Oskar Wild)
3. beet a ded hoers
4. bern yer bridj & kross it 2 (from yu kant eet the kake & hav it 2)
5. bi luv
6. bild a reputashun on wot yr R gonna du
7. chaenj fakts (Jon Adams)
8. chaenj human nacher
9. chaenj the werld, yu gotta liv with it (Henree Miller)
yu kant
10. cheet an honest man
11. du evreethang & hav evreethang at the same time (Opra Winfree)
12. fall off the floor
13. fite siteee hall (govtment in jenral)
14. foers NE-won tu luv yu, or lone yu munee (Ju)
15. get ahed bi pat selk on the bak
16. get water outta a rok
17. hav evreethang, weer wood yu put it?
18. hav evreethang, yu gotta chuez (Harry Mathues)
19. hav it all
yu kant
20. hav pees longer than naber pleez
21. hav yer kake & eet it tu
22. hide
23. help NEwon til yu help self
24. judj a book bi its kuver
25. katch fish til yu put a line in the water
26. kill an idea (sept in red China)
27. make a good pot from bad mud (oenlee so much yu kan du)
28. make a man bi stand a sheep on its hind legs (Max Beerbom)
29. make a silk pers from a sows eer
yu kant
30. mend a broke hart with a silver thred
31. outlaw taste (Tom Jeffersun)
32. plae all the time
33. pleez evreewon (Robert L Stevenson)
34. plow a feeld bi tern it over in yer mind
35. put old hed on yung sholders
36. reech yer goel til yu tri (Kathy Seligman)
37. reesun sumwon outta posishun em reesuned self intu
38. repeel the law av gravity
39. resiekel waested time (cycle in krat)
yu kant
40. run awae from trubel (Unkel Remus)
41. see weer the roed will leed til yu get theer
42. see yer reflekshun in running water.
43. shake hands with a klenched fist (Gandhi)
44. so buttons on nabers mouth
45. solv big problems. Yu gotta out-gro em (Karl Junj)
46. stop the klok (time go on, yu alwaes get older)
47. swat a fli with a puter
48. take it with yu (wen yu die)
49. take problems 1 at a time, kauz em refuze tu get in line (Ashlee Brite)
yu kant
50. take the hi moral ground wen yu liv in the sewer (gutter)
51. teech old dog nu triks
52. teech sumwon tu be lazy...eether he's got it or him dont (Dagwood Bumsted)
53. tell a book bi its kuver
54. tell how deep a well is from length av the pump handel
55. tern iron oer intu gold (Mark Twain)
56. trust him as far as yu kan thro him
57. trust sumwon hu wanna be president (David Broder)
58. undress naked man (Greek)
59. wake sumwon hu pretend tu sleep (Navaho)
yu kant
60. win all the time
61. xskape fyucher responsabilitee bi avoid it tudae (Abe Linkoln)
2268. yu keep me in suspenders
2269. yu kood get a nu lees on life, sept yu kant affort the first month in advans
2270. yu lern...
1. yu lern bi duing (Aristotel)
2. yu lern more bout sumwon bi wot him sae bout others (Leo Aikman)
3. yu lern more bout sumwon from 1 hr av plae than 1 yeer av talk (Plato)
4. yu liv in a fools paradise
5. yu liv in the harts av em yu leev behind
6. yu look like the kat that ate the kanaree
7. yu look like sumwon just shot yer dog
8. yu look like yu was dragged thru a hedge bakward
2271. yu m...
1. yu made yer bed, now lae init
2. yu mae be disapointed wen yu fael, but yu R doomed if yu dont tri (Beverlee Sils)
3. yu mae delae but time wont (Ben Franklin)
4. yu mae laff at a freend's roof, not at his bed (Kenya)
5. yu mae replaes lost welth with industree
lost noit with studee
lost helth bi medisin
but lost time is gon forever (Sam Smiles)
6. yu miss 100% av the shots yu dont take (Wayne Gretzky)
7. yu must be the chaenj yu want in the werld (Gandi)
2272 yu n...
1. yu need hard times tu develop sie-keek mussels (Frank H Dune)
2. yu need silens tu tuch soles (Mother Teresa)
3. yu need 3 thangs in this werld...luv, werk, hope
4. yu never get the point til after the test
5. yu never had it so good
6. yu never no how soon will be tu late (Ralf W Emersun, 1870)
2273 yuno...
yuno yer getting old wen
1. more yuno, less yu understand
2. yu no wot yuno, yu go weer yu deside tu go (Dr Sues)
3. yu no wot yu R wen yu see wot yu kan du (Martha GRimes)
4. yu oenlee heer wot yu understand (Jon vonGoethe, 1790)
5. yu oenlee need tudu a fyu thangs rite
as long as yu dont du tu manee rong (Warren Buffet)
6. yuno, I dont no (Caprees Bourret)
************ yu R ***********
2274 yu R
1. a ded duk
2. a dirty dubel deeling no good loe down dirtee rotten skunk [& a rat fink 2]
3. a sour pikle
4. a thorn in mi side
5. adding insult tu hert
6. akt like a kid
7. as good as the best and better than the rest
8. full av piss and vinegar
9. gonna be pushing up daisies...ded
yu R
10. gonna bite off more than yu kan chu
11. gonna get mi dander up
12. gonna hav tu eet kro
13. gonna hav tu eet humble pie
14. in wae over yer hed
15. never 2 old tu be yung (Mae West)
16. oenlee as big as the thangs that annoy yu
17. oenlee as good as yer werd
18. oenlee yung 1 time, but yu kan be nonmature forever (Jon Greer)
19. rite it get in yer blood
20. wot yu du (Aristotel)
yu R
20. wot yu eet (??? Ed Shipman, 1999???)
21. yer brothers keeper
2275. yu s...
1. yu silly goose
2. yu sillee yu
3. yu sold yer birthrite tu the barbarians
2276. yu will...
1. yu will meet sumwon speshal...sumwon hu wont press charjes (Adams Famlee)
2. yu will never be the man yer mother was
3. yull never du NE-thang wen surrounded bi dis-a-pate temptashun (I Ching)
4. yull never miss wot yu never had (bud Watkins)
5. yu'll wunder weer the yello went
wen yu brush with pepsodent (wen yu brush yer teeth with pepsodent)
2277. yu w...
1. yu wont werree wot others thank wen yu realize how seldum em thank (Olin Miller)
2. yu woodnt be happy is yu was hanged with a nu rope
3. yu woodnt fret bout wot folks thang av yu
if yu noed how littel em thank av yu (Olin Miller)
4. yu yuzyually get wotz kumming tu yu, sept wen its maeled
2278. yuenyun... (union in krateez)
1. hang tugether or yu will hang separate
2. reel unity stand the straen & dont brake (Gandhi)
3. theer is strength in yuenyun (Aesop)
2279. yueth...
1. hot yueth bekum old wornout body (Mark Cicero, 50bc)
2. if yueth noed, if aej kood (Henree Estien, 1570)
3. time misspent in yueth mae be all the freedum yu will ever hav (Anita Brookner)
4. treet yueth with respekt. His fyucher mae equal yer now (Konfushes)
5. tu get bak yer yueth, repeet all yer follees (Oskar Wild)
6. want tu rekapture yer yueth? Kut off his alloans (Al Berstein)
7. wen yu want tu retern tu yer yueth, member how bad skuel was
8. yueth...yu kan stae up late on nu yeers. Middel aej...yu hafta (Bill Vaun)
9. yueth, rich, hi birth, & no xpeereens...all kauz trubel
majin fate wen all R in 1 persun (Hitopodesa (600 ad)
yueth
10. yueth blunder, man struggel, old aej regret (Ben Disraeli)
11. yueth dont gro old (Picasso)
12. yueth dont last (Erik Hoffer)
13. yueth dont need a reesun, it will invent a pretext (Hoza Gasset, 1920)
14. yueth is a dazeez, most get over it (or rekuver from it)(Dorthy Fulheim)
b. yueth is a temp kondishun; most get over it.
15. yueth is happy kauz it is karefree & hav hi hopes (Tom Karliel, 1840)
16. yueth is life not tuched bi trajadee
17. yueth is the best time tu be rich, best time tu be poor (Euripides)
18. yueth is wunderful. Wotta shame tu waest it on kids. (Jorj B Shaw)
b. is wasted on the yung
19. yueth is wunderful, but a krime tu waest it on kids (Jorj B Shaw)
yueth
20. yueth look ahed, old look bak and middle aej look tired
21. yueth oenlee kum wons in a lifetime (Longfello)
22. yueth thank it richer with eech nu illushun it lern,
old richer for eech it luze (M Swetchine)
23. yueth wish for luv, munee, helth
old wish for helth, munee, luv (Paul Geraldy)
24. yueth wood be ideel, later in life (Hebert Asquith)
2280. yuneek... (uniqueness in krateez)
1. Humans R yuneek kauz em kan lern from speereeans
but most tri so hard not tu (Douglas Adams)
2. if yu kant imitate, dont kopee (Yogi Berra)
3. maby not gooder, definutlee different (Jeen Rousso, 1750)
4. nowon kan be me. Sumtimes even me hav trubel tu duit (Tallula Bankhed, 1940)
5. remember...yer yuneek, just like evreewon els
6. tu be yuneek, yu gotta be different (Koko Chanel, 1920)
7. Yu kant retern home (home is a state av mind + yuneek memrees)
2281. yung... (young in krateez)
see also...yueth
1. a raes that dont kare for its yung will not survive & dont dezerv tu (Ed Flanagan)
2. ask the yung, em no evreethang (Jo Joubert, 1790)
3. blessed R the yung for em shall inherit the nashunal debt (Herbert Hoover)
4. rich or poor, yung is best (Euripides, 440bc)
5. the sekret tu stae yung...eet slo & lie bout yer aej (Luseel Ball)
6. the yung hav yueth & thats all em hav
7. the yung oft assume...if yu kant save all, yu faeled (Jan deHartog)
8. the yung R alwaes dazed, like drunk (Aristotel, 350bc)
9. the yung R not burdened bi nawleedj [em akt fast=rash=without thank]
yung
10. the yung will eet NE-thang Ne-time (Oliver W Holms)
11. tu be 70 yeers yung is more hopeful than 40 yeers old (Oliver W Holms)
12. tu sta yung, a mind-lift beet a faes-lift NE-dae (Marty Busella)
13. wen I was yung, I remembered evreethang...if it happened or not (Mark Twaen)
14. yer oenlee yung wons (Longfello)
15. yu dont no yer yung til yu dont be yung no more (Gilbert K Chesterton, 1910)
16. yu R oenlee yung 1 time
17. yu R oenlee yung wons, but kan stae a kid forever
18. yung dont no nuff tu be prudent. Em tri the nonposabel & duit (Perl Buk)
19. yung is byuteeful, old is kumfortabel.
yung
20. yung man hu dont kri is a savaej
old man hu dont laff is a fool (Jorj Santayana)
21. yung man thank him wise, like drunk thank him sober (Chesterfeeld, 1735)
22. yung men R prone tu revolt, & R quite revolting bout it (Mignon McLafflin)
23. yung pigs grunt as old pigs grunted b4 em (Dane)
24. yung R not speerensed nuff tuno yu kant du wot yudu (Geen Brown)
25. yung rebel ginst parents & kopy eech other (Quentin Krisp)
26. yung turks=yung & rebels...from the Ottoman Empire
yung army offisers tried the chaenj the guvt (1890-1920)
27. yung wippersnapper
2282. yunited... (united in krateez)
1. yunited we stand, divided we fall
2283. yunivers... (universe in krateez)
1. heez diagonal parked in a parallel yunivers
2. I dont understand the yunivers, its bigger than me (Tom Karliel, 1830)
3. if nuthang rong with me, maby the yunivers is rong (Beverly Krusher)
4. the yunivers bekkon man from the birth av time (Yugeen Lonesko)
5. the yunivers is an akseedent (Joys K Oetes)
6. the yunivers is av sum miner interest (Walt Witman, 1860)
7. the yunivers is more than we kan see (Henree D Thoro, 1860)
2284. yuze... (use in krat)
1. yuze instinkt if yu kant reesun. (English)
2. yuze it or luze it
3. yuze it up, make du, or du without
4. yuze power tu kerb power. (chineez)
5. yuze soft werds and hard argument. (English)
2285. yuzeless as ...
1. a 1-legged man in butt-kik kontest
2. a bukket with no bottom
3. a dri milk kow
4. a dri well
5. a fart in a hot pan
6. skreen door on a sub
7. teets on a bore hog
2286. yuzeless...
1. 1 yuzeless man is a disgraes, 2 is a law firm, 3 is kongres (Jon Adams)
2287. yuzer...
1. yuzer...werd puter professhunals yuze wen em meen "idiot"
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