2288. zampel...(example in krat speek)
1. an owns av praktis is werth a pound av preechin
2. dont du NE-thang yu dont want yer kids tu du (Brigham Yung, 1870)
3. if yu dont want others tu duit, dont duit (Konfushus, 500bc)
4. kids R like theer parents, dispite how hard we tri tu teech em
5. lernin start on the mothers nee, evree werd we sae kum out the kids mouth
6. liv as yu want yer kids tu
7. most oenlee lern bi follo zampel (Ed Burk, 1780)
8. nuthang is as annoiing as a good zampel (Mark Twain)
9. praktis wot yu preech
10. the best gift is a good zampel (Tom Morel)
11. we imitate the depraved tu fast (juvenal, 100ad)
12. well dun is better than well sed (Ben Franklin)
2289. zeel... (zeal in krat speek)
1. fools hav zeel but oenlee wise men shood (Jon Tillotson, 1670)
2. biggest danjer tu libertee is men av zeel,
meen good but dont understand (Luis D Brandeis)
3. zeel is a mindless volkano (Kahlil Gibran)
4. zeel is blind (Pasquier Quesnel, 1670)
5. zeel is like fire, yu gotta feed it & watch it
6. zeel without humanity is a ship without rudder (Owen Felltham)
7. zeel without nawleedj is fire without lite (Tom Fuller, 1640)
8. zeel without nawleedj is folly (Jon Vanees, 1600)
2290. zero defekts...wot yu get wen yu shut down the assemblee line
2291. zero tolerans
2292. zip...
1. zip yer mouth shut
2. zip yer zipper
2293. zu... (zoo in krat speek)
1. boy at zu look at stork in kaej & sae "jee dad, it dont rekonize me"
2. hu ratteled yer kage?
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