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political correctness=sophisticaed guvt and social sensorship & oppression tu manipulate, kontrol, braenwash, & destroy freedom & West wae av life. It is based on the idea the individual is nuthang. Oenlee the kollektiv masses kan be rite. and tu kontrol the kollektiv masses yu need a small gruep av eleetists tu make evreewon obae.
The nonelected eleet gotta direkt the tyrany av the masses. The eleetists first destroy yer rite tu sae, then the rite tu thank. As qorj Orwell sed, all gotta be afraed av the thot-polees. If yer not afraed av the thot-polees, be afraed av the eleetists behind em. hav yu notised how klose "politikal korrekt" is tu the mind kontrol av Hitler & Stalin?
Wen kommunism died, look wot popped up tu take its plaes.
see also bloopers bubbel fascinating facts lifespan av houshold stuff home/house/housing silly laws silly sines silly warn labels
abel bad biology bum christmass ded dirt drunk dumb (stupid) fat female fired
geek girl home illegal jobless kop krook laed off logger luzer man not kompetent
nuts old pervert politikal korrekt rednek short siko-babbel tall terrorist ugly wetbak woman
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list av sum werds guvt krats ban as "offensive"...[from much longer guvt list]
  awesum       dialect         hispanic     manila    pollyana
  bedlam       dirty old man   homosexual   maverick  polo
  braenstorm   disabled        hoersman     nit-pik   pop
  bulldozer    dissenter       hoersmanship           postman
               distaff         hottentot              postmaster
               dogma           houseman               pressman
               doorman         housmaid               primitiv
               down's syndrome houswife               profound
               draftman        hussy                  provider
               drunk           huts
               duffer
               dummy
               Dutch courage
               dwarf
list 2...banned bi US supreem kort (Fcc Vs Pacifica Foundashun=438 US 726 57 Led2d 1073 98s ct 3026)
     coksukker, cunt, fuck, piss, motherfukker, shit, tits
  updated for TV...fart, terd, twat
         
         folk speek           guvt speek (krateez, krat speek)
      1. 2-tite [pants]      anatomically undercirculated

      2. ability (lak av)    intrinsik aptitude
      3. absent              illigitimate
                             non-authenticated
                             unauthorized
                             unexcused
                             loitering
      3. ad (after ded)      "kommon era"="CE"
      4. aeg                 wile mr dumptee aknawledjes the need for a
                              reevaluation, that dont meen him thank it was
                              a mistake tu sit on the wall in the first plaes.
      5. aeg farm            hen rape faktree
      6. aerhed              reality impaered
      7. afterberner         maximum augmented thrust
      8. alcoholic           anti-sobriety aktivist
                             poison konsumer
      9. alive            1. temporarily metabolically activated
                          2. temporarily metabolically enabeled
politikal korrekt (not)      guvt speek
     10. asleep              rashuning konshusness
     10. ass-hole            rektal-kranial invershun
     11. assassination       nonvoluntary term limit
     12. awesum              [banned]
     13. b                   [banned]
                skuel teech in klasses kant yuze grades=a, b, c, d, f
                   kant be a1,a2,a3,a4...
                   gotta be...a, aa, aaa, aaaa, aaaaa...
                       or     a+, a++, a+++, a++++   ...

     14. bad haer dae        rebellious follicle sindrome
     15. baddest             most leest bestest
     16. babe                brested woman
     17. bag boy             agriculture produes organizer
     18. bald             1. follicularly {defficient, challenged, independent}
                          2. follical regression
                          3. komb free
     19. bar                 drinking establishment
politikal korrekt (not)
     20. bar-b-que           [banned kauz sumwon mite shorten it tu "Barbee"]
     21. barbie              banned...inherintly sexist
     22. beer gut            liquid graen storaej facility
     23. ben around          previously fulfilled kompanyunsip rueteen
     24. bi a drink          initiate alkolho-for-konversashun exchaenj
     25. big                 supersized

     26. biology             animal torchur & murder facility for the benefit
                               av wite male sadistik fanasees as part av
                               sientifik lakkee av imperialistik drug kumpanees
     26. bisexual         1. sexually ambidextreeurieous
     27. blak             1. Afrikan-Amerikan opressed (opressee)
             warning...If yer from Afrika, but R NOT blak, yu dont belong...yu kant be PC
             note...if yu R dark nuff, yu kan be Afrikan, no matter weer yu kum from
                          2. av the afrikan persuashun
                          3. blakee
                          4. colored citizen (kolered sitizen)
                          5. dark fello
                             dude av koler [joke]
                          6. kolered
                          7. "n-werd"
                          8. negro
                          9. persun av koler
                         10. tanned fello
               [if he's in afrika, is him a "afrikan-afrikan"?]
     28. blak koffee      1. koffee without milk
                          2. koffee, no shugar & no kreem
     29. blak tie            dress up garb
politikal korrekt (not)
     30. blind            1. fotonically nonreseptiv
                          2. insufficiently perseeved
                          3. optically {Challenged, dark, nonkapabel}
                          4. visually challanjed
                          5. visually impaered [ofishal krat werd]
                            b...vishun impaered
     31. blond               pigmentally-challenged
     32. bomb                vertikally deployed antipersonnel disabel devies
                             improvised explosiv devies (IED)
     33. bonus               equality essenshals
     34. boring              differently interesting
     35. boy              1. predestionated oppresser/persakuter
                          2. oppresser traenee
     36. boy differ from girl...[egads!!!! wot was yu thanking??????]
     37. braenstorm          thot shower
     38. braenwash           kogitative akkomadashun
     39. brest implants      medikally enhansed
politikal korrekt (not)
     40. broke down          mekanikally {chalenjed, unfit}
     41. broke home          disfunshunal famlee
     42. broker              yuse enabelers
     43. brownie             banned...mite impli yu diskriminate ginst brown folks.
     44. bullet point        [banned...mite hint av war]
                             dot point

     45. bum              1. displaced homeoener
                          2. homeless persun [offishal krat werd]
                          3. nonvoluntary nondomiciled
                          4. filosofee majer
                          5. werk challanged
     46. burglar          1. home invader
                          2. nite time salvaej operater
                          3. non invited hous gest
     47. burgois             raesist, sexist pig
     48. burokrat            mid-level guvernmental fukshunary
     49. campus              banned...it kood be shorteded tu "camp" & that offend homo's.
politikal korrekt (not)
     50. cheet            1. academikally disonest
                          2. academik disonesty epidemik
                          3. ko-operativ aktivity
                          4. ko-operativ assinement werk
                          5. rule fudjer, rule fumbler, rule kontorshunist
     51. china               porselin

     52. christmas        1. holidae [preferred Brit krat term]
                          2. multi-cultural generik holiday period
                          3. winter reses (skuel's out)
                          4. winter solistis
                          5. winterval (Brit)
     53. clumsee             uniquely disincoordinated (discombobulated)
     54. clutter             passage impaered
     55. Coconut             banned...sum yuze it as slang for "persun from tropiks"
                             & dont tri tu yuze "fruit" insted, thats banned 2.
     56. Colombus dae     1. indigeneous peepels selebrashun
                          2. multiculturists hoety-toetee
     57. commitment          relashunship challenged
     58. copy                duplicate purveyer
     59. crazy               mental illness
politikal korrekt (not)
see also...nuts
     60. cross-dresser       unhampered bi rigid traditionists gender role notions
     61. dad                 banned...mite offend homo's
     62. dairy               kow rape faktree
     63. danger              nonrational apprehenshuns based on kultural paradigisms
                               instilled bi patriarcal society

     64. ded              1. actuarially mature
                          2. biologically {challenged, konstraened, mature}
                          3. dysfunctional erth kids
                          4. electroencephalographikally challenged
                          5. entropy aktivated {person, individual, human}
                          6. environmentally korrekt homalid
                          7. konstraened life konfigerashun
                          8. living disenfranchized
                          9. living impared
                         10. metabolically {challenged or differentiallated}
                         11. metafizikally {challenged or differentiallated}
                         12. permanent statik post-human mass
                         13. persun living with entropy
                         14. politikally korrekt individual
                         15. restrikted living arrangements
                         16. terminally nonkonveenyensed
     65. def              1. aurally challenged
                          2. fotonikally aktivated
                          3. heering impaered [ofishal krat werd]
                          4. visually oerentated
     66. demand              propose deeply
     67. deride              nontradishunal praes
     68. detenshun           exit delaed
     69. deviant             marginalized person with valid lifestyle role model
politikal korrekt (not)
     70. dialect             [banned]

     71. dirt                displaesed material
     72. dirty old man       sexually fokused chronologically gifted personna
     73. disabeled           [banned]
                          1. differentlee abeled [banned]
                          2. persun with a disability (ofishal krat werd)
     74. dishwasher          utensil sanitizer
     75. disonest (dishonest)ethically disoriented
     76. dissenter           [banned]
     77. divors              liberated
     78. dizzy               disoriented
     79. dog pound           animal shelter
politikal korrekt (not)
     80. dont no             dodjing the grim shado av self-noit
     81. doorman             [banned...em sae yu gotta yuze "door attendant"]
     82. dont no             dodjing the grim shado av self-noit
                          2. residens hall
     83. down's syndrome     down syndrome (ofishal guvt krat werd)
     84. downunder           down impli a "up-over" mae be; this kood impli hier-soshul differentiashun
                             if kood even impli a konflik tween north & south.
     85. drown               aquatically {challenged, defishunt, inept}
     86. drugee/junkee    1. in rekuvree
                          2. treetment maladjusted

     87. drunk            1. akseedentally horizontal
                          2. blubbery butter-upper
                          3. chemically inconvenienced
                          4. spacially perplexed
                          5. persun on floor

     88. dum  (stupid)    1. braen challenged
                          2. differentlee braened
                          3. differentlee klued
                          4. disadvantaged
                          5. intellectually {challenged, defishent, deprived, disabeled, impared, underacheever}
                          6. intelligens     challenged
                          7. lagger
                          8. lerning disabeled
                          9. lerning disability [ofishal krat term]
                         10. mentally {impaered, challenged, retard, underdeveloped}
                         11. mimimal kranial development
                         12. non academic-minded
                         13. non-college-oriented
                         14. non-linguistik
                         15. reluctant lerner
                         16. retard
                         17. self-paced cognitiv ability (kogitatively abeled)
                         18. serebrally challenged
                         19. slo
                         20. smarts deprived (defishent) [lak smarts]
                         21. sub-paced
                         22. under achiever
                         23. underprivileged
     89. dum blond           lite-haered detuer off the informashun superhiwae
politikal korrekt (not)
     90. dummy               [banned...yu gotta yuze "person with speech impairment"]
     91. dwarf/midget        [banned...yu gotta yuze "person av short stature"]
                          1. littel folk
                          2. vertikally challenged
     92. eeteree          1. charnel hous
                          2. korps kumsumpshun konduit
     93. eezee               horizontally aksessabel
         elderly
elderly...see old
         elderly         guvt krats insist yu gotta yuze "elderly"
                         many publishers du 2.
                      But sum krats objekt & insist yu gotta yuze thangs like
                             aged, older persun, seenyer sitizen
     94. enthusiastik        [banned in Britian]
     95. erthquake           geologically korrekt (korrekshun)
     96. establishment       wite power elite
     97. evil                niesness {deprived, maladjusted, starved}
     98. fael             1. acheev a defishiency
                          2. advancement delae
                          3. deferred sukses  [ofishal krat werd]
                          4. nontradishunalist sukses
                          5. underpass
     99. faer                the akt av giving preferential treetment tu liberals
politikal korrekt (not)
    100. fairy               petite airborneeeeee humanoid possessed with majikalllllly powers
    100. faktree          1. plant    [ofishal krat werd]
                          2. facility [most krats yuze this]
    101. farm, farmer        mother naeshuer raper/exploiter
    102. fart             1. human ozone depletater
                          2. ekologically nonkorrekt {expulshun, expresshun}
                          3. gastrotomically expressive
                          4. pass gas

    103. fat              1. alternativ body imaej
                          2. differentially waeed
                          3. enlarged fizikal kondishun kauzed bi kompleetally natural
                               genetically-induesed hormone nonbalans [ofishal krat werd]
                          4. gifted person av hi mass
                          5. gravitationally challanged
                          6. hav wate kontrol isyues
                          7. horizontally {challenged, gifted}
                          8. obese (krats luv this, but if yu yuze it, em will terrorize yu)
                          9. person av mass
                         10. person av substans
                         11. size disproporshunal
                         12. supersized
                         13. wate challenjed

    104. female              genteel person av gender
                             gentel person av gender
*************** female or woman terms
          bad driver         automotivally challenjed
          bad kook           mikrowave kompatabel
          big boobs (hooters) her kups run over
          big butt           gluteus maximus
          brests dont sag    em luze theer vertikal hold
          dans               prekoital rymthmik xpeereeans
          drunk              akseedentally overserved
                             verbally dyslexik
          eezee              horizontally aksesabel
          frigid             thermally nonkompatabel
          gossip             verbal terminater
          grate kleevaej     sentrally lokated brests
          hard body          anatomikally nonflexabel
          killer body        terminally attraktiv
          makeup, 2 much     kosmetikally oversatuated
          overwate           metabolikally underacheever
          PMS                hormonally homisideal
          shave legs         temporary stubbel redukshun akshun plan
          shop               overly susseptabel tu unethikal marketing ploys
          skinny             skeletonally prominant
          snore              nasally repetativ
          soep opras         milodramatikally overfixeated
          sports             athlethically off-put (disinklined)
          sun bathe          solar enhansment

    105. fired               nonvoluntarally disemployed
                             "involuntary unemployment" in krat speek
see also...laed off
    106. fireman             firefiter
    107. fishing          1. fish raper, river raper, water raper, see raper, ocean raper
                          2. flipper wipper
    108. flip chart          riting blok, riting bord, displae book
    109. foerin food         ethik kuisine (kuzeen)
politikal korrekt (not)
    110. folk                inhabitant, individual, resident, viktum, opresser
    111. foot in mouth       speech impediment
    112. founding fathers    (null), faemus feemaels
    113. freend              exakt kontemporary
    114. freshman            yeer 1 {student, lerner}
    115. frog                amfibian Amerikan
    116. full av krap        feecusally fekund
gae...see homo
    117. gang                yueth gruep
    118. garbage             potenshally nonwanted waest
         garbage man         sanatation engineer
    119. gas store werker    petroleum transfer teknishun
politikal korrekt (not)

    120  geek/nerd        1. nonattraktiv maladapted serebrally inhansed obnoxus monster
                          2. soshally {challenged, malformed}
    121  ges (guess)      1. anomaly maneuvers
                          2. repetative predikts
    122. ghetto/bario     1. ethnically homogeneous naberhood
                          2. ekonomically {disadvantaged, improvished, depressed, repressed, okkupied}

    123. girl                pre-woman (er...I meen pre-womyn)
              warning...such sexists (er xkuze me such jender-superfluous) werks R banned
    124. girl fridae         assistant
    125. god                 supreem fascist
    126. good lookin         aesthetically {appealing, pleezing}
    127. grandma             wise & nuturing matriarch
    128. gravee              [banned]
    129. green               environmentally freendlee
politikal korrekt (not)
    130. grounded            soshal speed bump
    130. gum                 [banned]
    131. habit               reaction appropriate tu yer accustomed milieu
    131. hacker              online sekyueritee tester
    132. hamberger           seered mulitalated animal flesh
    133. handikap         1. differentlee abeled
                          2. fizikally {challenged, limited}
                          3. handi-kapabel  [ofishal krat term]
    134. hard-werking        [banned in Britian...mite diskriminate ginst handikapped]
    135. help             1. compassionate mission exemption exampel entenshun
                          2. enpowering accomplishment tu facilitate engendering a feeling av community
    136. helthy              helthful
    137. heroine             [banned...yu gotta yuze "hero"]
    138. histree             [banned bi sum krat grueps]
                             her-story
    139. hoersman            [banned...yu gotta yuze "equestrian"]

politikal korrekt (not)
    140. home                residens. plaes av residens
    140. home ekon           famlee & konsumer sienses & teknitelekenetiks
    140. homeless         1. morgage-free lifestyle
                          2. outdoor {sitee, urban} dwellers
                          3. residentially divers
                          4. residentially flexabel individual

    141. homo, homosexual    [banned]
                          1. gae, different
                          2. different sexual orientashun
                          3. non-heterosexual
                          4. persun av different orientashun
    142. honee               [banned]
    143. hooters             pektorally superior
    144. hordes              [banned]
    145. horny               sexually fokused
    146. houswife            [banned...yu gotta yuze "hed av the houshold"]
                          1. domestik engineer
                          2. homemaker
    147. hungree             very lo food security program (facilities)
    148. hunt, hunter     1. animal assassin
                          2. Bambee butcherer
                          3. meet mersenary
    149. hurrikane           her-or-him-ikane
politikal korrekt (not)
    150. I no it wen I see it...[banned]
    151. identity theft      sitizenship klone
    152. ignorant         1. factually nonencumbered
                          2. nawleedj-based nonpossesser

    153. illegal aliens      undocumented immigrants [ofishal krat werd]
see also...wetbak
         immigrant...see wetbak
    154. indian           1. Amerikan nativ, nativ Amerikan
                          2. indigeneous peepels
    155. individual          nonko-operative operativ
    156. individualism       nonko-operative spiritualists
    157. informashun         {overly, excessively} structured trivia
    158. insult              emoshunal rage, emoshunal rape
    159. its not safe        yer sexist remark is offensive in the extreem
politikal korrekt (not)
    160. jael                state korreshunal facility
    161. jam                 [banned]
    162. janiter          1. sanatation engineer
                          2. environmental hyjeenist
                          3. kustodial artisteeeeeeeeeee

    163. jobless          1. nonvoluntarily disemployed
                          2. nonwaged
    164. joystik             [banned in Jermanee]
    165. jungel              tropikal raenforest
    166. junkman             sanatation engineer
    167. juvanile delinquent kid at risk
    168. kafeteria        1. dining facility
                          2. eet facility
    169. kanabel             intraspeeses eeters
politikal korrekt (not)
    170. kar                 erth-destroying, vertikally challenged transport effektivater
    171. kar wash            vehikel appeerans {facilatater, speshalist}
    172. kat              1. domestik-quadruppeled
                          2. quadrupeled non-human associate
    173. ketchup             [banned]
    174. kill             1. kreate a permanent state av metabolik dormansee
                          2. servis the target
    175. killer              persun with hard-tu-meet needs
    176. kiss                facially konjoined
    177. klumsy              yuneeklee ko-ordinated
    178. klutter             passaej {restrikted, empaered}
    179. klutz               kinesthetically challenged
politikal korrekt (not)

    180. koerps/stif      1. permanently statik post-homalid mass
         (see also...ded) 2. metabolically challenged
                          3. terminally inkonveniensed
    181. kompasshun          redefine bad...zampel: we hav kompasshun for the terrerists
    182. kon, konvikt        socially separated
                             alternative living arrangements
    182. konservativ         reakshunary
                             rite-wing extreemist fasist pig

    183. kop/polees       1. batton boy (oenlee in Alabam)
                          2. "exclusionary symbol"
                          3. law enfoersment officier [ofishal krat werd]
                          4. publik safety simbel
                          5. uniformed employees
    184. korps               permanently statik post-human mass
    185. koward              challange challanged
    186. kowboy (kowpersun)  bovine kontrol kop
    187. kradel robber       intergenerationally differentially relashunshiped
    188. krakpot          1. sertified astrological konsultant
                          2. sertified kristal therapist
                          3. sertified past-life regression hipnotist
    189. krat             1. blood sukking parasite
                          2. mi persunal adjenda is more portant than yers
                          3. mid level guvernmental functionary
         krazy...see nuts
politikal korrekt (not)
    190. krime rate          street aktivity {level, gaej, index}
    191. kriminal         1. unsavory character
                          2. behavorially challenjed [ofishal krat werd]
    192. kristmass           wintervale [now the ofishal Brit werd]
                             holidaes  (Brit)
    193. kritisize           unjust self-esteem {destroyer, kruncher, redueser}
                             bern the {witch, bigot, monster, reakshunaree}
                             negativ thanker

    194. krook            1. misgided kriminal
                          2. {morally &/or ethically} challanged
    195. kross               [banned kauz it impli 1 relijun]

    196. lae off          1. are transitioning tu other kumpanees
         laed off         2. boomerang
                          3. brite-sizing
                          4. casheer
                          5. chaensaw konsultant
                          6. dekruitment
                          7. disinstall
                          8. downaejing
                          9. dumsizing
                         10. exit {emael, memo}
                         11. flexakerity
                         12. furlo
                         13. goest werk
                         14. I was made redundant
                         15. inshoring
                         16. "involuntary unemployment" in krat speek
                         17. kapsize
                         18. kareer-chaenj opportunity
                         19. korporate anorexia
                         29. neer-shoring
                         21. nonvoluntarally disemployed
                         22. offshorabel
                         23. outsoersing
                         24. pink slip party
                         25. regime chaenj
                         26. RIF  [redukshun in foers]
                         27. riteshoring
                         28. ritesizing
                         29. separated from theer jobs [ofishal krat vershun]
                         30. smartsizing
                         31. termination av employment [nuther krat werd]
                         32. upstaff
                         33.warm-chaer attrishun
                         34.werkfoers redukshun
    197. laff (hoers laf) 1. negative stereotyping av hoerses
                             & if yu dont agree, I'll hoers-wip yu
    198. large nose       1. nasally nostril gifted
    199. late             1. delaed arrival {skedyuel, time}
                          2. temporially challenjed
politikal korrekt (not)
    200. latino              persun av Kastellan-Aztekal komplexshun
    200. lazy             1. energetically deklined (disinklined)
                          2. motivationally deficient person
                          3. motivationally dispossessed
                          4. motivationally nonaktivated
                          5. unmotivated [kratz favorit]
    201. library             educational resoers senter
    202. lie              1. nu and imprueved truth
                          2. terminologikal inexactitude
    203. littel old man      vertically challenjed chronologically advanced person
    204. littel red riding hood...get yer hands off that endangered species [wolf]
    204. lobbyist            influens purvaeer

    205. logger           1. paper pirat
         lumberjak        2. tree killer, tree murderer, tree slaeer
                          3. wood weezel
    206. lost             1. diskuver alternative destinations
                          2. investigate alternative destinations
                          3. locationally {disadvantaged, deprived}
                          4. permanently {mislaed, misplaesed}

    207. luzer            1. sekund plaes
                          2. yuneekly fortuned individual on alternate kareer path
         mad...see nuts      [banned kauze it mite hert em with "mental illness problems"]
    208. maelman             letter karrier  [ofishal krat werd]
                             persun-persun (oenlee if yu R setified PK)
                             [yu kant sae "mael"...gotta sae "persun" insted]
                             [yu kant sae "man"...gotta sae "persun" insted]

    209. man              1. opresser, slave-oener, tirant
                          2. slave {splinter gruep}
                          3. subhomilid (yu kant sae "subhuman" kauz it inklude "man")
                -------------- yu gotta substitute 1 av the folloing:
                 human, erth freendlee, erth kid, terrestroid, womix
         man and wife     1. dominant mega-vertebrates
                          2. parental units
         man-made            [banned]
         man on the street   [banned]
politikal korrekt (not)
    210. man's job           tradishunal jender roel
    211. manhole             maentenans {akses, devies, kuver, lid, portal}
                               [krats wont let yu kall it a maentenans hole]
    212. mankind             humankind, person, erth kid, erthling, humanity, terrestrial
    213. master              banned...it impli master & slave
    214. marry               banned...it offend homo's
                             sujested replacement..."non-same-sex kombine"
    215. mate                banned in Australia
    216. meen                misantropik
    217. meet                kow koerps, output av koerps faktree
    218. mersee kill      1. euthanasia
                          2. put down, put tu sleep, put it outta its miseree
    219. messy               differently organized
politikal korrekt (not)
    220. meter maed          parking enfoersment {aduciater, offishal, personnel}
    221. mexikan, mex        hispanik, Chicano, Mexikan-Amerikan
    222. midget              vertically challenjed
    223. misunderstand       personalized inspirashun
                             personalized kogative interpretashun
    224. mixed raes          [banned]
    225. moener              vokally appreciativ
    226. monster             friteful personna
                             person av skales  [?? & forked-tung ??]
    227. more                less
    228. moron               adults with mental retardations
                             emerjing underacheever
                             lerning disabeled
                             peepl with intellectual & developmental disabilities
    229. mother              biologikally linked genealogical nurture giver
politikal korrekt (not)
    230. mugging             nonforseed funding av underklass
    231. murder              terminashun specialists
    232. mute                verbally challenged, vocally challenged
    233. nag                 verbally repetativ
    234. native              indigeneous peepels
    235. natural disaster    nonnatural event kauzed bi man's destrucshun av the environment
    236. nigger              [banned]
nerd...see geek
    237. nite             1. nocturnal segment av the diunal period

    238. nonkompetent     1. differentially qualified
                          2. speshally skilled
                          3. yuneekly {profishent,qualified}
    239. nonkorrekt       1. alternative anser
                          2. yuneekly cerrebralated
politikal korrekt (not)
    240. nonliterat          alternativelly {skilled, skueled}
    241. non-wite            oppressed
    242. normal-kupel        [banned]
    243. not dating          romantikally challenged
    244. nu speek            grammatikal egalitarianism
    245. nut (skru)          hexagonal rotateabel surfaes kompressun facilatater

    246. nuts/krazy/mad   1. alternative & entirely valid worldview
         ku-ku, bonkers   2. damaged [sum krats insist yu gotta yuze this]
         "insane"         3. free from slavish adherence tu linear western-style thank
                          4. mental illness [ofishal krat werd]
                          5. mental xplorer
                          6. mentally dysfunctional
                          7. reality challenged
                          8. selectively perseptiv
    247. obvious             "utterly ridiculous nonsens"
    248. off                 energy efficient mode

    249. old, old folk    1. advansed aej
         oldster          2. chronologically gifted
                          3. elderly [krats luv this, but wont let yu yuze it]
                          4. gerontologically advansed
                          5. seenyer sitisen  [ofishal krat term]
politikal korrekt (not)
    250. old folks home      assisted living facility
    251. opponent            outta the maenstreem [& thus obviouslee nut/monster]
    252. orfan               parentially disadvantaged
    253. oriental            Aesyun [US oenlee]
    254. our father          our mother and father hu art in heven, ....

    255. outta werk
see also...laed off
                          1. employment {lakker, deprived, disinterested}
                          2. nonvoluntarally leezyuered
                          3. unemployed [ofishal krat term]
    256. paeshent            client
    257. panhandler       1. unaffliated applikant for privat-sekter funds
                          2. unaffliated guvt disapprueved applicant for private-sekter funding
    258. paper bag           processed tree karkus
    259. parents          1. parental units
                          2. dominant mega-vertebrates
                          3. dunjun masters
politikal korrekt (not)
    260. pass note           participate in the diskreet exchaenj av penned meditashuns
    261. pees av kake        radial slies av baked konfekshun
                               [the idea av sumthang eezee-tu-du is outside krat-mo-spheer]
    262. perfume             diskreshunary fragrans

    263. pervert          1. alternate human relashunship aktivater
                          2. nontradishunal espionage aktivater
                          3. sexually disfuncshunal
    264. pie                 [banned]
    265. pig                 swine empathy
    266. pikkels             [banned]
    267. pimp                sex kare ajent, sex kare middelpersun
    268. pimp-mobil          kulturally responsiv transportashun opshun
    269. piss                [banned]
politikal korrekt (not)
    270. pissed-off          satisfakshun deprived
    271. plagerism           previouslly prodused prose
    272. plumber             sanatashun speshalist
police...see kop
    273. politikal           nonmoral gifted

    274. politikal korrekt   the term "politikal korrekt" is banned.
                          1. blaem the viktum
                          2. equality essentials
                          3. kapricious sensership
                          4. sensitivity traening
                          5. tell him tu gotu hell such that him thank yu for the direkshuns
    275. pollyanna           [banned...yu gotta yuze "optimist"]
    276. poor             1. ekonomically marginalized
                          2. ekonomically nonprepared
                          3. financially {challanjed, disfuncshunal, inept}
                          4. monetarially challenged
    277. pop                 [banned...Yu gotta sae "kode, or Pepsi, or...]
                             warning...yu kant yuze "soft drink", or "soda"
    278. postman             [banned...yu gotta yuze "mael karrier"]
                Warning..."post persun" is obsoleet PC...dont be kot ded yuzing it
    279. postmaster          [banned...yu gotta yuze "directer av post offis"]
politikal korrekt (not)
    280. potato chips        [banned]
    281. pregnant            parasitically oppressed
    282. primitiv            [banned]
    283. prisoner            klient av the establishment korrekshunal {establishment, system}
    284. prostitue        1. body entreprenuer
                          2. kat woman
                          3. sex kare provider
    285. provider            [banned...also banned="husband"]
         psycho...see sieko
    286. queenland           banned..."queen" mae offend homo's
    287. queer               gae, alternativelly sexual orientashun
    288. quiet               konversashunal mimimalist
    289. raes             1. ethnicity
politikal korrekt (not)
    290. raesist          1. genetikally diskrimminating
                          2. guvt-appruved femininist disinkriminater
    291. ranch               kow murder {plantashun, faktree}

    292. rednek           1. boondoks inhabitant
                          2. genitically related Amerikan
                          3. kuntree alined persun
                          4. persun av rejun
                          5. rustikally inklined
    293. refugee          1. asylum seeker
                          2. politikally exkluded
    294. reliabel            [banned in Britian]
    295. remarry             rekaptured
    296. retard              mentally challenjed
    297. rich                ekonomikally maximized
    298. roedkill            vehicularly kompressed maladapted nativ life form
    299. rong                differentially logik invers kollated
politikal korrekt (not)
    300. rude                politically korrekt takt avoider
    301. salt                [banned]
    302. sane                irrational (nonrashunal in non-krat)
    303. santa               unenlitened waest-challenged person in red suit
    304. sekretary           stashunary engineer
    305. sematary         1. expired human resources
         (graveyard)      2. {defunk, overaej, overripe}human chattel
    306. sensership          selectiv speech
    307. senile, senility    [banned]
    308. servisman           [banned...yu gotta yuze "member av the armed services"
                                or "gas staeshun attendent"]
    309. sex                 ko-operativ fizakal fitness
                             gender (jender in nonkrat)
politikal korrekt (not)
    310. sex chaenj          jender re-assinement
    311. shoman              [banned...yu gotta yuze "shoperson" or "entertainer"]
    312. shi                 konversashunally selektive
    313. shoplifter          kost av living adjustment speshalists

    314. short            1. altitudinally disadvantaged
                          2. anatomically kompakt
                          3. hite challenjed
                          4. vertically challenjed
    315. sickly              [banned]
    316. sieko (psycho)      EDP=emoshunally disturbed person [ofishal krat werd]
                             pathologically hi-spirited
    317. siekobabbel         konstruktiv feminist sikotheerapee
    318. sik              1. incapacitated
                          2. unabel tu independently further selfhood

    319. siko                pathalogikally hi-spirited
politikal korrekt (not)
    320. sikobabbel          konstructiast feminist sikotheropee
    321. sikopath         1. socially maladapted (maladroit)
                          2. socially misalined  (disorientated)
    322. singel              romantically challenged
    323. sioux               [banned...yu gotta yuze "Lakota" or "dakota" or "nakota"]
    324. sited (kan see)     temporarilly visually abeled
    325. skuel...yu kant fael, but yu kan be "passing impared"
    326. slave               enslaved persun
    327. sleep, sleepy       alert under-acheever (sub-acheever)
                             rashuning konshusness
    328. slum                ekonomik oppresshun zone (EOZ)
    329. slut                sex addishun sufferer
politikal korrekt (not)
    330. smart            1. intellectually advansed
                          2. Selebrally over-acheever
    331. smelly              odor-retentive, nondiskreshunal odor
    332. smoke sigs          assult with dedlee weppon
    333. sneeky              [banned]
    334. snoball, snokone    [banned...yu gotta yuze "flavored ies"]
    335. snoman              [banned...yu gotta yuze "snopersun"]
    336. soda                [banned...yu gotta yuze "koke" or "pepsi" or...]
    337. sofistikated        [banned]
    338. software            potenshally unwanted {kode, program}
    339. soshal werker       poverity rekuvery werker
politikal korrekt (not)
    340. spade               exkavashun {impelment, instrument, equipment, system}
    341. spam                potenshally unwanted e-mael
    342. spendthrift         negative saveer
    343. speshalist          physician hu konsentrate in isolated tax shelter feelds
    344. spi                 nontradishunal patriot
    345. steward/stewardess  flite attendant
    346. stomak aek          digestively challenged
         stoned...see drunk
    347. stud                sex addishun sufferer
         stupid...see dum
    348. swamp               wetlands [without bugs]
    349. talk             1. dialogueueueue with
                          2. konversashunal speshalists
                          3. verbal assault
         talk a lot          abundantally {verbal, verbrois}
politikal korrekt (not)

    350. tall             1. altitudinally {endowed, gifted, over acheever}
                          2. person av hite
                          3. vertically enhansed
    351. teech, teecher      volunteer nawleedj konvaeer

    352. terrorist        1. activist
                          2. assailants
                          3. attakers (attackers)
                          4. bombers
                          5. extreemists
                          6. fiters
                          7. gruep  (group)
                          8. gerrillas  (guerrillas)
                          9. gunmen
                         10. hostage takers
                         11. insurgants
                         12. kaptors
                         15. kidnappers
                         16. kommandos
                         17. militants
                         18. misgided kriminalish [ofishal krat term in Britian)
                         19. perps      (perpetrators)
                         20. radikals
                         21. rebels
                         22. separatists
    353. thirsty             osmotically challenjed
    354. thro up             digestively challenged
    355. tirant              president, leeder, "beluved leeder"
    356. tired               rest challenged
    357. tits                [banned]
    358. tolerate            ability tu ignore repugnant behaevyer
    359. tomkat              [banned]
politikal korrekt (not)
    360. tone def            muzikally {delaed, defishent}
    361. traeler park        mobil home kommunity & rek senter
    362. traeter             nontradishunal patriot
    363. tree             1. biologikally korrekt oxygen produeser
                          2. oxygen exchaenj {facility, faktree, mekanism, unit}
    364. tree-hugger      1. enviromental aktivist
                          2. enviromentally korrekt
    365. tramp               sexually extroverted
    366. TV                  lektronik lektrons maniputated in random disorganized nonpatterns
    367. twat                [banned]

    368. ugly             1. aesthetically challenged
                          2. cosmetically challange differenciated
                          3. cosmetically differenciated
                          4. over under-attraktiv
                          5. visually challenjing
                          6. xsepshunal under-attraktiv
    369. undress her with yer ies...introspektiv pornografik {moment, development}
politikal korrekt (not)
    370. unemployed
see also...outta werk
                          1. nonvoluntarally leisured
                          2. nonvoluntarially disemployed
    371. unfreendly          socially maladapted
    372. unshuer             konseptual konflikt
    373. vagrant             nonspecifically destinashuned individual
see also...bum
    374. VD               1. "sexually transmitted dazeez" (ofishal krat werd)
                          2. soshal dazeez
    375. waeter           1. food server
                          2. waetron
    376. wale (whale)        warm-blooded oppressed fello mammals
    377. waleer (whale hunter)...1. blubber butcherer
    378. war-monger       1. patriot
                          2. pees-keeper
    379. wellfare bum        ekonometrikally disadvantaged
politikal korrekt (not)
    380. werker           1. employee [ofishal krat werd]
                          2. human resoers unit

    381. wetbak           1. border krosser
         wetback          2. diaspora-ee
                          3. displaesed persun
                          4. English lingo lerners
                          5. hispanik {immigrants, werkers}
                          6. illegal alien
                          7. illegal entrant
                          8. illegal immigrant
                          9. illegal mexikan immigrant
                         10. illegal {resident, werker}
                         11. immigrant
                         12. immigrant werkers
                         13. kriminal invader
                         14. needy immigrant
                         15. nukummer ("newcomer" in krat speek)
                         16. nonlegal immigrant
                         17. refyujee
                         18. sitisen {klone, in-waeting, traenee, wanna-be}
                         19. unauthorized immigrants
                         20. undocumented
                         21. undocumented alien
                         22. undocumented hispanik werker
                         23. undocumented immigrant [ofishal krat werd]
      the "undocumented" hav plenty av "documents"...id, drive lisens, SS number]
                         24. undocumented werker
                         25. unlawful immigrant
    382. wiener              banned...sumtimes slang for penis
    383. wife             1. domestik {engineer, mate, spous, houskeeper, lord}
                          2. unpaed sex slave
                          3. unpaed sex werker [ofishal krat werd]
    384. wite (white)     1. hombre [wetbaks oenlee]
                          2. melanin improverished genetically oppressive
                          3. melanin improverished mutant albino genetik-resessive global minority
                          4. member av mutant albino genetik-resessive monster klass
                          5. person av nonkoler
                        warning..."plaefaes" is banned
    385. wite Amerikan       racially challenged
    386. wite male           oppresser
    387. wite trash       1. caucasion kulturally disadvantaged
                          2. luzer av yeropeon desent
    388. witch               komplexshun-impared wardrobe-challenged womins

    389. woman               w/o man, wimins, womym, womyn
          (see also...female)
                             boss
politikal korrekt (not)
    390. xersize             body enhansment bi xershun
    391. yuzed               resiekeled ("recycled" in krat-speek)
    392. yuzed hous reseller realter
    393. yuzer               embryonik puter geeks
                             technologically challenged
    394. zipper              interlokking slide fastener

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