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1. 1 plaen simpel vow thats true make truth
2. a good deed shine in this tired werld
3. a good servant no wich kommands tu not obae
4. a miser gro rich bi seem poor. Extravant man gro poor bi seem rich
5. alas poor Yorik! I noed him, Horatio
6. an old man talk wen the aej is in & the wit is out
7. a politishun wood get around god
8. a rose bi NE other name smell as sweet
9. a rose is a rose no matter wot yu kall it
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10. a smile kyuer the frown that wuend
10. a thankless kid is sharper than a serpents tooth
11. a wise father no his kid
12. a wise man dont praes self
13. a wuend heel bi degrees (evreethang take time)
14. abuv all, be true tu self, then yu kant be fawls tu others (Hamlet)
15. adversitee's sweet milk is filosofee
16. all men hav a histree
17. all the werld is a staej & all av us plaers
18. all wemen make mouths in a glass [em admire self & boest bout it]
19. alls well that end well
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20. ambishun is a shado av a dreem
21. ambishun shood be made av sterner stuff
22. and time, that servae the werld, must hav a stop [dont ask me wot it meen]
23. art tung-tied bi authority
24. as chast as ies, as pure as sno, still em slander yu
25. as far as littel kandel thro its beem
so shine a good deed in tired werld (Shakespeer)
26. assume [pretend] virchu if yu dont hav it
27. better 3 hrs erlee than 1 minut late
28. beware mi lord av jelus
the green-ied monster that mok
the meet it feed on (Othello)
29. beware the villun hu smile
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30. bitter tu look at happyness with other mans ies
30. brevitee is the sole av wit
31. bruised hart was never peersed thru the eer (Shakespeer)
32. ded (deth) pae all debts
33. deer man hold oner more preshus than life
34. desire is boundless but the akt is a slave tu limits
35. desire outliv perform many yeers (Henree 4)
36. deth keep his kort round mortal tempels av kings
37. deth will kum wen it will
38. Devil kan site skripcher for his purpus (Merchant av Venus)
39. died in virchues kauz, liv in fame
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40. diskreshun is the best valer
40. dont burden memree with wot was
41. dont giv tung tu yer thots
42. dont judj, we are all sinners (Henree 6)
43. dont let yer thots prisun yu
44. dont skorch foe so hot yu sinj self
45. dont steel mi good name
46. dont trust him hu broke faeth 1 time
47. douts R traeters that oft skare us so we dont tri
48. du as lawyers du...tri hard but eet & drink as freends (Shakespeer)
49. em R as sik hu eet tu much as em hu starv with nuthang
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50. emptee pot make most nois
50. erj outliv perform bi many yeers
51. even lier sumtimes speek true
52. evil werd dubel bad deed
53. evree man hav biz & want, such as it is
54. evree preshus thang kost yu paen
55. Exkuse a fault oft make fault badder
56. fashun is a deformed theef
57. fashun weer out more klothes than man
58. fawls faes must hide wot fawls hart no
59. first thangs first...kill the lawyers
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60. first we feer it, then we hate it
61. fool thank him wise. Wise man no him a fuel.
62. fools paradise=vaen hope
63. forchun [luk] bring in sum boets not steered
64. forever & a dae
65. freend hide in deth's dateless nite
66. get glass ies & like a politishun pretend tu see wot yu dont
67. giv evree man yer eer, but fyu yer vois
68. giv the devil his due (sum sae shakespeer, Mike Servantes???)
69. God gave yu a faes & yu make self another
[be self, dont kopy others, dont let others tri tu make yu wot yu dont be]
[modern vershun...2-faesed lo-down dirty rotten loe-down rat-fink]
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70. Gods kill us for fun
70. good konsulers never lak klients
71. good riddans
72. hav more than yu sho. Speek less than yuno
73. her hang on him like appetite gro the more it feed (Hamlet)
74. him hu lak munee lak 3 good freends
75. hope fli on fast wings
It tern kings intu gods, & lo-life intu kings
76. hope is the oenlee medisin poor folk hav
77. I am driven bi the flesh. Gotta du wot the devil drive (alls good that end good)
78. I am so grate, I dont beg (Richard 2)
79. I didnt sleep a wink
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80. I lost mi reputashun, now I am a beest
80. I go, I go.
faster than arro from Tartar's bo (midsummer nite's dreem)
81. I see his pride peep thru all av him (Henree 8)
82. I waested time, now time waest me
83. if evreedae was a holidae
tu sport wood be as teedeeus as werk (Henree 4)
84. if kisses was like the fun in bed
the woman wood the other wed
85. if yu gotta duit, duit fast
86. if yu kan look intu the seeds av time & tell me which graen will gro
and wich not, then speek tu me (Shakespeer)
87. if yu kood tern ies on self & make inside servae av self
88. if yu morn past mischif, yu draw nu mischif
89. iron tung av midnite toll 12
luvers tu bed; is almost faeree time (a midsummer nites dreem)
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90. it is a bad kook that kant lik his fingers
91. it is a good deed tu sae a kind werd, but werds dont make a deed
92. its Greek tu me [kompleet mistree]
93. kall time bak, beg time tu retern
94. Kassius has a leen & hungree look. Him thank 2 much.
Such men R danjerus
95. koers av tru luv never run smueth (midsummer nite's dreem)
96. kold kumfort
97. komadee make the unskilled laff & the lerned greev
98. konfort killing nite, a pik av hell, mother av shame,
staej for tradegee, hide kaos, ners blame
99. kowards die 1000 deths, the brave 1 time
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100. [time] kreep with petty paes from dae tu dae
101. kum wot mae, time run thru the ruffest dae
102. lae loe=hide, keep outta site
103. let evreewon negosheate for self, no agent
104. let luse the dogs av war, the foul deed smell
105. lets be better stranjers
106. like the dikkens=a lot..."herts like the dikkens"
107. life is a tale told bi a idiot, full av sound & fury, meen nuthang
(Makbeth, 1600)
108. life is a walking shado that struts & frets his our on the staej
it is a tale told bi an idiot, full av sound & fury, dont meen nuthan.
109. life is as teedeeus as oft-told tale
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110. life is good & bad mingeled
111. lust, tho linked tu angel, stae in bed & prae on garbage (Hamlet)
112. Luv all, trust fyu, rong nun
113. Luv dont chaenj wen it meet chaenjes
114. Luv is blind (tu others faults)
115. Luv look with the mind, not ies. thus it is blind kupid.
116. mad tu trust a wolf
117. make haste=hurry
118. make yer haer stand on end=skared
119. me thank the laedee protest tu much
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120. mersee bless the giver & givee
121. mersee murder & pardon em hu kill
122. mi bounty is boundless
123. mi jelusee oft shape faults that dont be
124. Mi krown is kontent. kings dont hav it
125. mi library was dukedom [larj nuff]
126. mi luv sweer her is made av truth & I beleev her, but me no her lie
127. mi pride fell with mi forchun (As yu like it)
128. mi sole is in the ski
129. milk av human kindness
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130. mischeef kum fast tu desperat man
131. much adu bout nuthang
132. mums the werd=dont sae NE-thang
133. naecher make the hole werld kin
134. naecher must obae nasesittee
135. neether heer nor theer
136. no legasee is as rich as onastee
137. not 1 n 20 wise man praes self
138. not nuff tu help up the week, yu gotta support him aft
139. now is the winter av our diskontent
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140. Nowon kan nok out his braen kauz him dont hav won
[him meen the bad times R over. Tudae, we thank it meen "baddest av the bad"]
141. nuthang will kum av nuthang
142. o sleep, o gentel sleep
nachers soft ners (Henree 4)
143. O that this flesh wood melt intu du (hamlet)
144. off with his hed [kill the king]
145. oner the valient, kill the ambishus
146. others paen redues yers
147. our body is our garden, our will is the gardener
148. our douts R traeters. Make us luze wot we mite win.
kauz us tu be afraed tu tri.
149. outta the jaws av deeth
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150. paen pae the inkum av preshus thangs
151. paeshens is a tired mare, but her plod on
152. parents R hevens lutenants
153. parting is such sweet sorro
154. plae fast & luse=sloppy, kareless
155. poor & kontent is rich & rich is nuff
156. pride eet self. Pride is his glass, trumpet, chronikel (Troilus & Cressida)
157. pride go b4, ambishun follo (Henree 6)
158. pride must fall & brake his nek (Richard 2)
159. rather hav fool make merry than speereeans make me sad
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160. remember the past
160. repent wotz past, avoid wot is tu kum
161. report me & mi kauz rite
162. reputation is oft gaened without kauz & lost for no reesun
163. rime or reesun [no rime or reesun]
164. Romeo, romeo wi R yu Romeo? Chaenj yer name so we kan wed.
(or...deni yer birthrite so we kan wed) (Juleeet=Shakespeer)
165. ruff winds shake the buds av mae (spring)
166. salad daes=karefree daes=yueth
167. self-luv is not as bad as self neglekt
168. send him pakking=thro him out
169. set yer teeth on edj
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170. she is a woman, thus tu be won
171. short fun breed months av paen. Hot desire bekum kold disdane (Lucrece)
172. Simpel me & I will liv
173. slander is sharper than a sord. [tudae we sae "the tung is sharper than a sord"]
174. sleep nit up the raveled sleev av kare (Macbeth)
175. small chois in rotten appels
176. smile wen yu get robbed & steel from the theef (Othelo)
177. stars...blessed kandels av nite (merchant av Venis)
178. stars dont make R destiny. Destiny is inside yu.
a. stars dont hold our destiny, we du
179. straenj bedfellos or "povertee make straenj bedfelloes"
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180. strive for better, we oft ruin wotz good (King Leer, 1605)
181. strong reesun make strong akshun
182. sum men make a enamee av theer mouth which steel awae theer braen
183. sum rise bi sin, sum fall bi virchue
184. sumtimes less is more
185. sumtimes yu master yer fate
186. sweet flowers R slo. Weeds make haest
187. sweet mersee is nobils true badj
188. teers harden lust. Marbel weer in the raen (Lucrece)
189. tell the truth & shame the devil wile yu stil liv
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190. thanking men R danjerus
191. that wae is madness
192. Theer R times tu go with the flo
193. the dogs av war [soldyers]
194. the evil men du...liv long aft em, but the good is oft burreed with the bones
195. The fool thank him wise, Wise man no self is a fool
196. The fun is in the duing
197. The gods made vieses tu plaeg us
198. the jeree mae hav 1 or 2 more giltee than the man on triel (meshuer for meshuer)
199. The koers av tru luv never run smooth
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200. the lepord kant chaenj his spots
201. the less yu speek av yer portans, the more I thank av it
202. the meens tu du bad deeds make deeds dun bad
203. The past is prolog
204. The path tu danjer is smooth
205. The purpus make the vow strong
vows tu evree purpus R week
206. the robbed that smile, steel sumthang from the theef (Othello)
207. the web av life is mingled yarn, good & bad tugether
208. the weel kum full serkel
209. the werld look good in 300 pounds a yeer [kost a lot more tudae]
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210. the wirligig av time get his revenj
211. thot is free
212. thots R dreems til yu tri em
213. thots R oenlee dreems til yu tri tu duit
214. Ofelia: tis breef mi lord
Hamlet: as woman's luv (Hamlet)
215. trifels as lite as aer
tu the jelus, strong konfirm
as good as holy rit (Othello)
[jelus beleev NE-thank that pop in theer hed]
216. truth is truth, tu the end
217. tu be or not tu be, that be the quesshun (Hamlet[the littel prins hu koodnt])
if it be gooder tu suffer the slings & arroes av outraejus forchun....
218. tu klimb steep hill start with sloe paes at first
219. tu make a virchu av necessity (Chauser, then Shakespeer)
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220. tu morn mischeef will attrakt more av it
221. we behold present daes.
our ies wunder but the tung dont praes
222. We bern daelite
223. we fowl our deserv wen we publish em
224. we pluk the flower outta the nettel av danjer
225. we seed gooder daes
226. we tri tu get a small patch av ground with ni but a name
227. we waste our lite in vaen, lite a lamp bi dae
228. weer yer hart on yer sleev
229. wemen speek 2 tungs. 1 with werds
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230. wen I sed I wood die a bachler, I didnt thank I wood liv tu wed (Shakespeer)
231. wen I thank av yu, deer freend
all loss restored, all sorro end
232. Wen rich villans want help, poor villans kan name theer pries
233. Wen valer prae on reesun, it eet the sord it fite with
234. wen we R born, we kri. We kum tu this staej av fools. (King Leer)
235. wen we tri tu be gooder, we oft ruen wotz good
236. wen woman thank, her gotta speek
237. werds dont pae debts
238. werds without thot never go tu heven
239. wi du yu spend so much on yer faeding manshun?
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240. wife sukkel fools & chronikel small beer
241. will I never agin see a bachler av 60?
242. winter...blo, blo winter wind. Yu R as unkind as mans lak av gratatude
243. wot angel wake me from mi bed?
244. wot fools thees mortals be
245. wot is dun is dun
a. wotz dun kant be undun
246. wotz gon & beeond help shood be past greef
247. wotz in a name? Wot we kall a rose, bi NE other name smell as sweet
248. xpektashun oft fael, & more oft the more it promised
249. yer tale wood kyuer the def
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250. yer werld werk is dun, go home & take yer wages
251. yer wives, dotters, matrons, maeds kant fill mi lust (Macbeth)
252. yu R wed tu kalamity
253 yu take mi life wen yu take mi meens tu liv
254. yu shood get wise b4 yu get old
255. yueth is nimbel, aej is lame
sueth is hot & bold, aej is week & kold
yueth is wild, aej is tame
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