silly sines... billbords, stores, street sines, traffik sines
strange, wierd, krazy, nut sayings
go bak tu start av wise old saeings
1. <----->
<---- 1 wae
1 wae ----->
2. 5 quid hand jobs (manchester England, at kar wash)
3. 7 daes without pizza make 1 week [make yu week] (pizza store)
4. 38 yeers on the same spot (dri kleener)
5. absolutely nuthang, next 22 miles
6. aerport: (Kopenhagen) we take yer bags & send em in all direkshuns
7. after tee brake, emptee pot & stand upside down on draen bord (offis)
8. Amigon Funeral Home
9. anal exams (Lexington middel skuel)
silly sines
10. are yu an adult that kant reed? we kan help (poster on fone pole)
11. ask about our laeawae plan (funeral home)
12. ask about our plan tu oen yer home (lone kumpanee)
13. Australian hotel: In kase av fire...du yer utmost tu alarm the hall porter.
14. automatik washing mashines. Remuve klothes wen the lites go out (laundromat)
15. availabel, welkum, out. (patent US D508956)
[dezined for kubes (no door & walls so lo yu kan see evreewon)
it hav slots for yu tu slide in werds tu tell visiter if yer in, out, ets]
16. awareness fair
persons with disabilities
upstaers upstaers (at door tu bilding at university)
17. babees & kids...bi 2, get 3 free.
18. baby sho. Hand in all entrees at the gate.
19. bar...(Tokyo) speshal koktaels for wemen with nuts
(Norwae) ladees: dont hav kids in the bar
silly sines
20. bargin basement upstaers (dept store)
21. bathroom: toilet broke. Yuze floor belo.
22. be bak in 10 minuts, sit! stae! (vet offis)
23. be quiet, we need tu heer a pin drop (boeling allee)
24. be true tu yer teeth or em will be fawls tu yu (dentist)
25. bekauz av the impropriety av entertaining av gests av the opposit sex
in the bedroom,
we suggest that the lobby be yuzed for this purpus (Zurick hotel)
26. berned bun (eeteree)
27. berning politely, 1 bi 1, thees kakes send delishusness tu yu (Jap)
28. best plaes in town tu take a leek (radiater shop)
29. best wae tu get bak on yer feet...miss 1 kar paement (kar deeler)
silly sines
30. beware av dog (on half-open door with lion stik out his hed)
31. beyond hope street
32. big Dik's halfwae inn
33. big krap sale tudae. Rush yerself heer.
34. bill stikkers will be prosekuted (abandoned bilding)
sumwon hand added...Bill stikkers is innosent
35. birds going cheep (pet store)
36. blakkened bluefish (Nu Orleens eeterree)
37. bottomless pit, 65 ft deep
38. bridj freezes b4 roed
(em tri tu sae yu mite find ies on the bridj but not on rest av hiwae)
39. bridj out...open tu lokal traffik.
silly sines
40. bunghole liquer
41. butt drilling (name av a kumpanee)
42. byutee shop: die now
43. Calahan tunnel, no end (Boston)
44. caution...no warning sines
45. chaenjed priorities ahed (roed sine in Skotland) [dontno wot it meen]
46. cherch door: gate tu heven. All enter bi this door.
This door lokked at all times, yuze the side entrans.
47. Chineez tu English:
Potential danger is badder than naked fire precaution b4 salvashun
Virescene reli on eech av us as we koexist under the same blue ski.
48. danjer ahed. fasten belts. remuve dentures.
49. danjerus sheep krossing (Ireland)
silly sines
50. ded folks stuff for sale
51. ded slo kid krossing (England)
52. deer krossing. (with sine av 2 old folks with kanes)
53. dentist: be true tu yer teeth or em will be fawls tu yu.
54. deposit room kee in anuther persun prohibited
55. die now (byutee shop)
56. diesel fried chicken (gas staeshun+food joint)
57. dokter...
(Rome) Speshalist in wemen & other dazeezes
58. dont enter the lift bakward & oenlee wen lited up (Austria hotel)
59. dont feed the animals. If yu hav food, giv it tu the gard (Zu)
b. dont feed the elefants. If yu hav peenuts giv em tu the keeper.
silly sines
60. dont go out sept emerjensee
61. dont kall us, we'll kall yu (Sie-keek hotline)
62. dont kill yer wife, let our masheens du the dirty werk (applians store)
63. dont put wet klothes in the drier, it will ruin the masheen (laundree room)
64. dont sleep with a drip, kall yer plumber (plumber truk)
65. dont stand outside and faent, kum in and hav a fit (dress shop)
66. dont stand theer hungree, kum in and get fed up (eeterree)
67. dont thro roks at this sine (Brit)
68. dont yuze elevater while kauzing fire (Tiland) [?? no smoking ??]
69. dress shop:
(Paris) dresses for street walkers.
silly sines
70. dri kleeners:
(Bangkok) drop yer pants heer for best results.
(US) 38 yeers on the same spot.
71. drive kareful, we'll waet (funeral home)
72. drop yer pants heer (kleeners)
b. drop yer pants heer, & yu will get prompt tenshun.
73. drop yer pants heer for best results(kleeners)
74. drug store:we dispens with akkurasee
75. du yu wanna chaenj in Zurik? Duit at the hotel bank.
76. dumfart (name on grave stone)
77. eet heer & get gas (Tipton, Indiana)
78. eeteree:
(Frans) dont yuze seets without konsuming
(Pole) salad a firm's oen make
limpid red beet suep with cheesy dumps.
roested duk let luez.
beef rashers beeten up in kuntree folk's fashun.
(Prag) our plump chicks withe krashed potatoes
(Swiz) our wines leev nuthang tu hope for.
(US) dont stand theer hungree, kum in and get fed up
(US) our kuteree is not medasin, dont take it aft meels.
(Vietnam) Krap & Asparagus suep
(England) we will be pleezed tu serv kustomers tu the veges
79. Egypt hotel: if yu require room servis, open door & shout.
silly sines
80. elektrik kumpanee...we will be delited if yu send in yer chek.
if yu dont, yu will be delited.
81. elevater...
Belgrade: tu muve the kabin, push button for wishing floor.
if the kabin shood enter more persons, eech shood press a wishing floor.
driving is then bi alfabetically by nashun order.
Leipzig: dont enter bakwards. & oenlee wen lited up.
82. emerjensee stopping oenlee
wale watching is not an emerjensee
83. employee must wash yer hands after eech yuze (China)
84. end av erth...2
huestun 4
85. English well talking. Heer speeching American (Majorka, Spaen)
86. Entrans oenlee, dont enter (street sine)
87. Erin Brokovich (theater sine)
skrued
Mi dog skip
88. evreewon heer is a vegetareean, sept the dog
89. Except authorised in writing by the authority (part av roed sine)
silly sines
90. Expire date:2 yeers [from wen?]
91. Express lane, 5 beers or less (Mens bathroom)
92. falling roks dont stop (hiwae in Austraeya)
93. famlee planning advies...yuze reer entrans
94. fat ho nursing home (Taiwan)
95. fire extinguisher...sees fire (Kalkutta, India)
96. flattening av underweer with pleshuer is the job av chambermaed
tern tu her strateawae (Yugoslavia)
97. flavono: tripel kombinashun hi tek chu gum
98. fone: 174 km ahed (Australia)
99. food store:
(Hong Kong) for yer konveenyens, we rekmend kerteeus effishent self-serv.
silly sines
100. for bathroom, go bak tuward yer behinds (Japan)
101. for keeping the toilet kleen & tidy, pleez dump at dust bin (Hong Kong)
102. for rent: 6-room hated apartment.
103. for the sik & tired av Episkopal Cherch (nersing home)
104. for yer konveenyens, we rekmend kerraejus effishent self-serv (Hong Kong)
105. free hous (Brit...this meen a bar that dont belong tu a bruer)
106. free shade with evree bi (garden shop that sell trees)
107. free raenj aegs, 1$ [free-range=the chickens run wild]
108. French hotel: in kase av fire, visiter, avoiding panik, is tu walk down hall tu warm the chambermade.
109. frost free library (library in Nu Hampshire promote books bi Frost)
silly sines
110. fuk mi seefood buffet [fuk mi=chineez name]
111. funeral home...ask bout our lae-awae plan
112. funeral home...drive kareful, we'll waet
113. funricher store...we promis the loest prieses & werkmanship.
114. furs for ladees from theer oen skin (Sweden)
115. garanteed tu last its yuzeful life (toy from Hong Kong)
116. gas pump sine in Italy: [apparentlee instructions on how tu gas yer kar]
tu insert the notes alined tu the rite in any vers
tu waet the accreditation in the displae
tu select the wanted bomb
out tu the spi av the select bomb
tu take the supplier
117. gas staeshun: dont smoke neer pumps. Yer life mae not be werth NE-thang, but the gas is.
118. genuine false perals (juels store)
119. gests remuve plez kloths outdoor tu enter (Italy)
silly sines
120. get a punch at windo (parking garage)
121. gifts for the hard-to-find persun.
122. giv wae sine ahed...100 m (Brit) [I assume thats a yeeld sine]
123. giv yu strong mouth & refreshing wind (toothbrush, Tokyo)
124. goet gard dog on duty
125. golf koers: NE persons kot kollekting golf balls will hav theer balls remuved
126. gon fission (sientist door)
127. good kleen dansing evree nite sept Sundae (dans hall)
128. halfbaked chicken (eeteree...bake 1/2 av 1 chicken)
129. halfdae kloesing all dae Wednesdae.
silly sines
130. hallmark...faes it, yu'll never thank av NE-thang klever
131. hand drier in publik bathroom...dont activate with wet hands.
132. happy yer pokket (Japan windo sine)
133. hav old dresses from grandmother in grate kondishun
134. heer speeking Amerikan (Spaen)
135. helth food store: klosed du tu sik.
136. helth prevenshun senter (medikal bilding)
137. hevee plant krossing (watch for Triffids)
138. hily rekommended bi oener.
139. hot beer, louzy food, bad servis, welkum, hav a nies dae.
silly sines
140. hotel...
(Acapulko) Manager has personally passed all water served heer.
(Athens) Visiters R spekted tu komplaen at offis tween 9 & 11 am.
(Austria) not tu perambulate the korridors in the ours av repose in the boots av ascension.
(Bucharest) Lift is being fixed next dae. We regret that yu will be unbeerabel.
(Italy) this hotel is renowned for pees & solitude.
krowds flok heer tu get the solitude.
(Paris) Pleez leev yer values at front desk.
(Tokyo) gests R requested not tu smoke or du other disgusting behavyers in bed.
(Tokyo) is forbid tu steel towl pleez.
If yu not persun tu du such a thang is pleez dont reed this.
(Tokyo) [bout the a/c in windo] Cooles & heetes: if yu want just kondishun
av warm in yer room, pleez kontrol self.
(Tokyo) yu R invited tu take advantaej av the chambermaed.
(Tokyo) pleez tu baeth inside the tub.
(US) NE-1 with kids & dont noit, dae kare on floor 2
(Yugoslavia) the flattening av underweer with pleshuer is job av chambermaed.
141. "I luv oenlee" valentines...availabel in multi-paks
142. If voting kood reelee chaenj thangs, it wood be nonlegit (Book storre)
143. If we see smoke, we assume yu R on fire & will take akshun (in no-smoking area)
144. If yu dont see wot yu want, yer at the rite plaes (optomist offis)
145. If yu dont tern left now, yu will run intu this sine
146. If yu kant reed, this will tell yu how tu get lessuns (leeflet passed out on street)
147. If yu kant reed, we kan help (billbord)
148. If yu kant reed this, tell a kru member (America West Aerline, kard in pokket)
149. If yu kant reed this, time tu wash yer kar (kar wash)
silly sines
150. If yu kant reed this kard... (on United Aer plane at emerjensee door)
151. If yu R satisfactree, tell yer freends. If yu R not satifaktree, tell waeter (Chineez eeteree).
152. If yu see a woman laboring, gotu hospital rite awae (klinik in Chile)
153. If yu thank our waetress is rude, yu otta see our manager (eeterree)
154. If yu yuze the last av the koffee & dont start a nu pot, tern off the fire [kommon sens]
155. Illegal use of this system will be punished to the fullest extent allowed
by international law. Violaters will be put to deth when and where
permitted by local statutes. (1 web site)
156. I'm broke (1-legged homeless man at street intersekshun)
157. I'm in the terminal ward. (on door av dorm room...persun is elsweer for now)
158. in kase av aer attak, drive off bridj (triboro bridj in Nu York)
159. in kase av emerjensee in this bilding, pleez kall
301-241-4050 ext 1050 & leev message.
silly sines
160. in kase av fire...
du yer utmost tu alarm the hall porter. (Australia)
du yer utmost tu alarm the porter (Vienna)
visiter, avoiding panik, is tu walk down hall tu warm the chambermade. (Frans)
161. invite us tu yer next bloout (tire store)
162. is forbid tu steel hotel towels pleez.
if yu R not person tu du such a thang is pleez tu not reed this (Tokyo)
163. it is hard tu make a kumbak wen yu havent ben NE-weer (on bak av a bus)
164. it is illegal tu enter a woman even a feriner and dressed as a man (Bangkok)
165. it is striklee forbid on kamping site that folks av different sex,
such as men & wemen, liv tugether in 1 tent
unless married with eech other for that purpus (Germany)
166. it is unlawful for dogs tu befowl the pavement bi plaesing exkreemeent thereon (Brit)
167. it is unlawful tu operate unlisened moter vehikels without rited konsent av oener.
168. it will take 1 minut tu fix hot drink. Pleez wail
169. Japan hotel: jakkets mae be worn, but no pants.
silly sines
170. Jesus saves (puter room...supposed tu remind yu tu save the file b4 puter krash)
171. Jim...merry fitness & a happy nu reer
172. kafateria: shues required tu eet heer; sox kan eet weerever em want.
173. Kanada...best plaes north av the US
174. Kar: (Tokyo) Wen passenger av foot heev in site, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if him obstakels yer passage,
then tootel him with vigor.
175. Kar boot sale (Brit) (maby him sale stuff him keep in the trunk)
176. kash register...sorry we kant chaenj
177. kattel pleez kloes gate (farm)
178. keep rite (with big arro that point left) (roed sine)
179. keep yer ie on the roed & stop reeding sines (bilbord next tu hiwae)
silly sines
180. kids with gas eet free (gas stashun...aparant tipo)
181. kleeners: NE-1 hu leev klothes 30 daes will be disposed av.
182. klosed due tu sik (helth food store)
183. kloth shop: repaers & chaenjes. We kan arranj dieing.
184. klothes store: bargin for men with 16 or 17 neks.
185. kolerful eet area surrounded bi staened glasses
186. kooles & heetes:if yu want just kondishun av war in yer room,
pleez kontrol self (Jap hotel, on windo a/c)
187. krak seel teem ahed (roed werk...em pore hot tar in kraks in roed)
188. kows pleez kloes gate [problee shood be...kows, pleez...]
189. kum chek our stool sampels (furniture stoor)
silly sines
190. kustomers hu find the waetress rude otta see the manager.
191. kyuer: itching, kold, stomaks, braens, other dazeezes
192. laedees: leev klothes heer & spend afternoon having good time (Rome hotel)
193. laedees mae hav a fit upstaers (Hong Kong taeler)
194. lawndromat...automatik masheens, pleez remuve all yer klothes wen lite go out
195. leeflet: If yu kant reed, this tell yu how tu get lessons.
196. leev yer klothes heer & spend afternoon hav a good time (Rome laundree)
197. let me meet yer needs (butcher shop)
198. let us put yu in the pik & frame yu (picture store)
199. let us remuve yer shorts (elektrishun truk)
silly sines
200. littering...100$ fine [fine=good isnt it?]
201. lo kaloree soft drink, with shugar (jar av lemonaed)
202. lodging next rite...state prisun
203. lone kumpanee...ask bout our plans tu oen yer home
204. man looking for werk. Will take NE-thang.
205. manuer... 10$/bag. duit self...1$ (farm fens)
206. Marks topless donut shop
207. masheen shop: wemen, beware av lues klothes neer masheens,
beware av tite klothes neer masheenist.
208. maternity shop: we R open on laber dae.
209. men werking next 37.48309 miles
[wen was last time yu saw a line av werkers 30 miles lone?]
[note...modern "politikal korretk " krats insist yu gotta sae sumthang like "werkers werking"]
silly sines
210. mens wool suits, 100$...wont last an our (klothes store)
211. merry fitnes & a happy nu reer (Jim)
212. migratory toeds krossing (England)
213. mind yer hed (Brit...warning yu mite hafta duk or bump hed on lo obstrukshun)
214. most exklusiv disko store in town. evreewon welkum
215. motel (Brit):hot & kold running in all rooms.
216. NE-1 hu hav kids & dont noit, dae kare on floor 1 (hotel)
217. NE-1 kot hanging from rim will be suspended (skuel basketball kort)
218. NE-1 leeving klothes > 30 daes will be disposed av (Laundree)
219. no fli tipping (sine on fens around a park)
silly sines
220. no kars parking heer will be dragged awae (China)
221. no kids aloud [kids keep out?]
222. no kids in heer (Florida maternity shop & in a maternity ward in hospital)
223. no parking...2 am tu 5 am
15 min parking 8am - 5pm
2 hr parking 9am - 6pm
224. no parking abuv this sine (in emptee feeld)
225. no publik toilets (Brit, Univ av London, Urology dept)
226. no reeding, publik library (town av North Reeding, sine point wae tu the library)
227. no rite tern; rite lane must tern rite [2 sines, 1 abuv the other on same post]
228. no smorking in bed
229. no tresspassing without permisshun (skuel)
silly sines
230. no washing av klothes or haer in toilet
231. not tu perambulate the korridors in the hours av repose in
boots av assenshun (Austria) [dont stomp in hall at nite]
232. notice...thank yu for noticing this notis
yer noticing it has ben noted & will be repoted tu the authorities
233. now hiring all shits.
234. Nu Mexiko skuel for the def
mens choir in konsert heer 7:30 pm
235. OAP, 10 pounds (Brit...oap=old aejed persun, ie old folks)
236. on the dae av yer departure yu shood leev yer plaes until 12 pm.
if yu leev after 12pm and until 6pm yu gotta pae 0.5 tudae.
if yu leev after 6pm, yu gotta pae the hole dae.
237. open 7 daes a week & weekends (eeterree)
238. open 24 ours, sept 2am-8am.
239. order yer summers suit. Iz big rush, we will execute kustomers in strikt rotashun (Grees)
silly sines
240. our goel is tu giv yu the loest possabel pries & quality
241. our grate food will never leev yu
242. our teem is empowered tu garantee yer satisfakshun (motto on McDonald's sine)
243. out chopin (muzik store)
244. out for a min-u-et (muzik store)
245. out for a quik bite (puter store)
246. out tu lunch, bach at 12:30 (muzik store)
247. park: this is Pleshuer Park...no walking, sitting, or plaeing.
248. parking for drive-thru oenlee
249. parking limited tu 60 minuts in NE our.
silly sines
250. persuns R prohibited from pik flowers from other graves (Sementary)
251. persuns R spekted tu komplaen tu manager tween 9-11 am (Greek hotel)
252. pet store: no dogs in heer.
253. pill kan label...adults: 1 tablet 3 times a dae til pass awae (Jap)
254. pleez adjust yer dress b4 leeving (publik mens room, England)
255. pleez dont fire yer smoker heer [no smoking]
256. pleez dont thro odds & ends intu the pond.(sine on wall av bathtub in hotel)
257. pleez dont invade madam's private parts (Frans)
[in a "chataeu", her rent rooms, sine spozed tu sae this is her bedroom]
258. pleez drive safe. Unmarked nuklear warheds. Keep our kids radiashun-free.
259. pleez keep chaer on posishun & keep tabel kleen after yu die (Taiwan)
silly sines
260. pleez leev yer values at the front desk (Paris hotel)
261. pleez no parking heer without mi gest
262. pleez park pretilee (Brit)
263. pleez take kare av the sleeping grass (Japan)
264. pleez tu baeth inside the tub (Tokyo hotel)
265. pleez tu evacuate in hall, speshal wich is akkumpaneed bi rude noises (Istanbul)
266. pleez unlite all sigs b4 inhaling beyond this point [put out the sigs]
267. pleez waest (trash kan in Japan)
268. pleezed tu meet yu (meet store)
269. Plumber: we fix wot yer husband fixed
269. Pocari swet refreshment water
silly sines
270. Poo ping cuizeen (chineez food)
271. Poop shop. pre-oened offis products.
272. push push push (maternity room door)
273. push this kee if NE-thang happen (in elevater, Japan)
274. quiksand...NE-1 beyond heer will be drowned. Bi order av sitee kounsil.
275. rare, outta print, & nonexistent books (bookstore)
276. repaer shop...nok hard, bell broke.
277. restrikted tu unauthorized personnel (military base)
278. rooms must be liberated bi 11 am (Paris hotel)
279. same-dae dri kleening...garments redee in 48 ours.
silly sines
280. sekret nukleer bunker, tern rite heer (Brit)
281. sementary...dont pik flowers from NE grave sept yers
282. shadiest koktael bar in Bangkok
283. sheer stokkings. Lots av wemen weer nuthang els.
284. shoplifters will be beet, stabbed, & stomped. Survivers R prosekuted.
285. shues R required tu eet heer, soks kan eet NE-weer (eeterree)
286. Sids Pants is open (store sine)
287. sloe down or die.
288. sloe kids (roed sine...sloe down, kid krossing)
289. sloe kids. no hunting.
silly sines
290. sloe kids at plae
291. soft sholder
blind kervs
steep grade
big truks
good luk
292. soon go fat (Name av Chineez eeteeree in Kuala Lumpur)
293. speed enfoersed from airkraft [it dont meen the plane will strafe yu]
(plane fli up theer kan gage kar speed & kall kop in kar beside hiwae)
294. speed limit 14.5 mph
295. speed limit 55, 65, 75
296. speed limit 60/90 (2 sines on 1 post for oppisit direkshuns
if yu go 1 wae, speed limit=60, other wae its 90)
297. speed limit 25. 7:17-8:02am 2:22-3:07 pm
298. speshal koktael for ladees with nuts (Tokyo)
299. speshal this month: no fuel
silly sines
300. speshal tudae: no ies kreem (Swis rezort)
301. speshalist in wemen & other dazeezes (Rome Dokter offis)
302. spred eegel, uninkorporated
303. stok up and save. Limit:1
304. stop
no stopping any time
305. stop: drive sidewaes (Jap roed sine=detuer)
306. stress redukshun kit...bang hed heer.
307. store kloesing (2 sines on eeteree)
now hiring
308. summer on sale now
309. sunk garden upstaers
silly sines
310. swim is forbidden in the absens av a savior (French Riviera)
311. taeler
(Hong Kong) Ladees mae hav a fit upstaers.
(Rodes) Order summers suit. Big rush will execute kustomers in strikt rotashun.
312. take a hoers-drawed karriaej tuer av sitee...we ganantee no miskarraejes (Chkez)
313. take bath inside the tub
314. teeth extrakted bi latest Methodist (Hong Kong)
315. the lift is being fixed for the next dae.
We regret that yu will be unbeerabel tudae (Buckarest hotel)
316. the management av this hotel kant be held
(at bottom av long list av disklaemers)
317. the manager has personally passed all water served heer (in Mex hotel)
318. theater sine:
Julia Roberts 230
Erin Brockovich 645
Skrued 815
Mi dog Skip 245
319. this erekshun temp (Brit konstrukshun site)
silly sines
320. this is the gate tu heven, enter bi this door.
(this door kept lokked, yuze side entrans) (Cherch)
321. this sine not in yuze (Brit)
322. this tee is reelee best for person with fatty belly
323. tired av kleen self? let me duit.
324. toilet broke, pleez yuze floor belo (bathroom in bilding)
325. toilet that wae; stae in yer kar
326. town sent notis tu evreewon: we must ask NE-1 with kin bureed in the graveyard
du yer best tu keep em in order.
327. town hall is kloesed til opening. Will stae kloesed after being opened.
Open tumorro. (em bring in big-wig tu "open" it & make shuer nowon theer til him kum).
328. trespassers will be prosekuted tu the full extent av the law
Sisters av mersy (on wall av bilding)
329. trespassers will be shot. no quesshuns/no warning
silly sines
330. tri our fish for the hal-i-but (fish store)
331. tu muve kabin, push bottom for wishing floor
If the kabin shood enter more persons, eech shood push number av wishing floor
Driving is then going alfabetically bi nashunal order (Belgrade elevater)
332. tu remuve werree rinkels, get yer faeth lifted (Cherch sine)
333. tu serv yu better, were enlarging our Hooters (eeteeree remodeling)
334. tu stop drip, tern kok rite (Fin bathroom)
335. tu take this tuer, yu gotta hav
1. strong body, no hypertenshun, no hart dazeez
2. be good at endurance av klimbing & walking
3. beredee for hard werk
4. hav unity and party spunk
5. akt according bi the order av tuer gide
6. dont throu garbage evreeweer. dont disservice plants and anamals.
7. dont bring inflammabelse and explosives n.
8. dont enter the area av exploring tuer without our gide. it is danjerus.
336. US 202 ---->
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337. wanted: man tu kare for kow that dont smoke or drink.
338. warning: keep out, unless yu hav reel big boobs.
339. warning: this sine hav sharp edjes, dont tuch
silly sines
340. watch yer hed (Roller koester)
341. water on roed during raen
342. we aem tu pleez
yu aem 2, pleez (bathroom, Singapore)
343. we are the oenlee store in Nu York with 3 santas.
344. we bi junk & sell anteeks
345. we dispens with akkurasee (drugstore)
346. we exchaenj NE-thang. Bring wife & get wunderful bargin (yuzed-stuf store)
347. we hav 2 semetarees
no hospital
348. we repaer NE-thang (pleez nok hard, bell dont werk) (repaer shop)
349. we repaer wot yer husband fixed (plumber truk)
silly sines
350. we serv folks like yu as good food
351. we serv live obsters
352. we shuet evree 3rd salesman & the 2nd 1 just left (front kounter)
353. we spelize in fast erections (konstruction site)
354. we take yer bags & send em in all direkshuns (Kopenhagen tikket kounter)
355. we will be pleezed tu serv kustomers tu the veges
356. we will execute kustomers in stikt rotashun
357. wemen: dont put kids in the bar (Norwae)
358. wen this sine is underwater, dont drive on this roed (roed sine in Tenn)
359. wen yu take a bath, switch on fun, without fael (hotel room)
silly sines
360. were outta Rolaeds but we hav gas (gas staeshun)
361. wet paent. Watch it or weer it.
362. wi dont yu go awae? (travel ajensee)
363. wi go elsweer tu be cheeted wen yu kan kum heer (store)
364. wile oener is on vakashun, kompetent haer stileist will be heer (barber shop)
365. will the last persun out see that the perputual lite is out (cherch)
366. will the persun hu took the step ladder bring it bak, or steps will be taken
367. wood yu like tu ride on yer oen ass? (donkey ride)
368. wunderful bargin for men with 16 and 17 neks (klothes store)
369. yu kan kross the feeld free, but the bull charjes (on farm fens)
silly sines
370. yu lady will push this button b4 leeving (subwae toilet)
371. yu will get a forchun kookee (inside a forchun kookee)
372. yu R invited tu take advantaej av the chamber-maed (Jap hotel)
373. yu R welkum tu visit sematary weer faemus Russyun artists & riters
R burried daelee sept Thursdae (Moskow)
374. yu thank yer job is a lotta bullshit? (Fertilizer Association)
375. yu will find this messaej on evree door. (Yugoslavia hotel)
gests will announs the abandoment av theers rooms b4 12
emptying the room at latest until 14
for the yuze av the room b4 5.
at the arrival or after the 16,
at the departure, will be billed as 1 nite more (Yugoslavia)
376. yuzed kar lot...sekond hand kars in first krash kondishun
377. Zu: kids found straeing will be sent tu the lion kage.
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